Enough with the patreons. Bobby's had one for f****** 12 years and aren't you guys supposed to be touring comedians?

Larry David should be a guest on this show

I make my own espresso and I do a quad shot 4oz cream and fill the rest with water

Haha, 2.5 mg of xanax is ALOT. I hope versi means 0.25 mg.

I’ve seen this. It’s called Grumpy Old Men. Funny movie.

#1 ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

"I didn't go to cashier school" is an amazing statement 😂

Absolutely agree and the dismal Walmart escape from prison look makes it worse. That Walmart Grey and Blue prison colors cheer me up every time I step through the doors, which isn’t that often.

I've never had a problem with self checkout.. 😂

11:00 I mean what the fuck 😂 34:10 VIRZI. WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

Did you know it’s legally not stealing if you haven’t left the store lol. So you can go and scan 1 thing and try to leave with a full cart. If they catch you they just ask you to go back and scan lol. They can’t call the cops anymore because it could have been a mistake on your part.

hey hacks. how bout not doing bill burr material from 8 years ago...

It’s sad but I use self checkout because I’m somehow better and faster than the zombies who get paid to do it 💀

Bring 5 friends and everyone go through with small cheap things. Hold up the self checkout for like 20 mins then immediately go return everything for no reason

Y'know they expect you to chew your own food, too? What're we, animals?

Bobby acting young after he heard the young guys from the regz jam out to that song lmao

A "sympathy bone" where it comes to realizing which could be suggested, but never is with these animals/humans now a days

Fucking Bobby snoozing and giving the evil eye, LMFAO!!! when Paul is giving a "excuse me sir"!

Always love a good Bob Kelly impression. Paul Virzi's cracks me up @9:26

Eat breakfast at home then. It’s a public spot. This bonehead cryin

I’d give money to see Bob stroke out live…second thought he does that every show he’s on. So nothing new here.

This is not worth a Patreon or even subscribing

I laughed the construction site down when Bob impersonated Paul Farrrrkkkin 🤣🤣😂😂

Imagine going to ihop and seeing bobbie

Bravo to the guy who took the time to roll up his coins. Those machines are for lazy people and will rip you off. If you didn’t count the coins you can’t trust what the machine is giving you. I worked in a bank. When customers brought in rolled coins they would have to put their account number on each roll, simple. The bank teller just has to verify he has an account at the bank.

i am not paying higher prices on items just so i can do their jobs that the company won't pay for anymore but expects us to ....... love from hamilton ontario canada

We Might Be Drunk does it better. Just busting your balls 😂

Bobby looks MUCH better when he trims that hamster on his chin

Don’t ever stop making this podcast, I don’t care if I have to fundraise the whole thing myself

This show brings out the funniest version of Bobby

My bone is with people that get sober at 13 and talk about recovery for 40 years.

I’m not subscribing this is not good enough for paych downvote always

31:30 This is me almost daily when I get home from work and my wife starts in on me the second I walk in the door. Eventually I get angry (I am much slower to get angry than she is but it sticks with me much longer). Then, after *she* makes me mad I inevitably end up raising my voice and she tells me to "calm down" every single time. And every time she does I get louder and a little meaner and I start growling like a dog or telling her to shut her mouth or I'll shut it for her! *I do get angry and we tell each other "shut up" or "calm down" a lot but we don't hit each other and never have. Had to make this sidenote so people don't come after us... ah, the time we live in 😂😂😂

A birthday breakfast at IHOP is acceptable imo

The xanax was .5..not 2.5. A stick is 2 mgs

I love ya too much to see you taken out by a rouge pill. Russian roulette can go click 5 times…it’s that one you’re messing with.

When we hear the same bone a second time… Boomerang bone.

Paul you definitely didn’t take 2.5mg of Xanax. That’s not a “light” dose. That dosage for someone who doesn’t take it daily or often would have put you to sleep for three days lol. A light dose is .25mg and Bobby’s right, you shouldn’t take drugs from a stranger no matter where they’re from.

I can’t imagine being pulled aside by Bobby and him asking me if I’m ok, while in the background his son is staring me down bc I’m fucking up his birthday flow 🤣

Mike is right about Boston dynamics. They are making soldiers. And distracting us with cute dog dances

Which chipmunk (or maybe one of the mcDuck boys?) does Paul remind me of ? I can’t pinpoint the Disney character . Maybe fievel ?

There’s no hair bone issues in our house. We have our own bathrooms and I clean mine every single day. I clean my husband’s also but once a week. He’s not a fat slob and has very short hair so it’s not that dirty. I think every couple should have their own bathrooms. Marriages would last longer.

12:55 ...I'm a recovering Alcoholic but I don't mind smelling like one 🤣🤣🤣

Bobby is so funny. Him faking, he is dead, got me chuckling hard.

Airplane aisle guy….tough shit buddy. Getting up to let someone out is part of the aisle seat contract. You don’t want to get up, you’re getting my big ass in your face and hopefully I can squeeze out an air biscuit as I go by. You don’t want to be disturbed because you’re Joe Businessman, buy first class or business class…or get a window seat. But if you’re on the aisle you get up when someone needs to use the bathroom.

I cracked when Virzi exclaimed, "They're fuckin pedophiles, that's why!" 🤣🤣

I want bobbys shirt!!!!! Love the show guys❤

I love you guys but I have to disagree with tipping at anyplace other than a restaurant and I’m 100% Sicilian. My parents came to this country by boat from Sicily. These people that serve you at a store are making at the very least minimum wage. When did this crap start with tipping jars everywhere you go? It takes the girl at the ice cream store about three minutes to make a cone with sprinkles for my kid. She’s doing a job she gets paid to do. It’s not my responsibility to put her through college with the tips from the tipping jar. I already paid for four kids to go to college. At a restaurant we’re more than generous tipping especially when we get great service. I can’t put a tip jar on my desk at work. It’s become ridiculous with tip jars everywhere you go. I’m with Nate on this. Wait until you have to pay 100k a year for college per kid. You might change your mind tipping unnecessarily.

As OCD as Paul is, can’t believe he ate someone else’s food & took drugs from strangers. 😂 ten years ago, I woulda taken the football too.

8:32 “I know some ppl can’t afford 1st class or whatever” - Virzi “Or whatever” is such a bone. What a douche lol