Mike, I've heard that joke since a wee lad I was but I still enjoyed your telling of it. Despite my last name i offer, as evidence of bona fide Irish descent not grandmother McCormick, nor grandmother Davis but rather an uncle who shan't be named who specified an open bar at his wake

I worked with an Irish crew, digging trenches to lay cables. When doing a road crossing, our foreman always said, “we will do this in 3 halves”.

Its really funny

Funny. ❤

Too long winded

Irish family too. Yup, near Boston and 9 kids. Man, if you can’t take a joke, you’re no Irishman.

Let’s all stop being so damn sensitive. Make a joke about me? I’ll laugh right along with it. Why? Sense of humor. And funny is funny.

classic joke ruined by overtelling it.Dragged it out too long.

Did you hear about the new Irish parachute? It opens on impact.

Me too!! LOL

Got the rest of my life just laid out Got the rest of my life to f around Got the rest of my life to make sound Feel good

Everything in moderation, including moderation

lovely joke!

Excellent one. Thanks from Dublin.!

True story One morning about 9AM, I went into a little tobaconist in Ballykelly village to by some cigarettes, I asked the lady serving " What time is the next buss to Derry, my dear" "Oooh" she's, "I don't think there's one till twenty to ten, I'll have a look in the timetable for you" She looks through the timetable and, "Oh" she says, "You're lucky, there one at 9.40" ! I just said "Thank you very much", what else could I say ? Happy days !

Love it - my mother is Irish and my father is Welsh my barman calls me the drunken sheep shagger! God Bless! UK

Good joke, but could be slightly better punch line if you say,"I've given up drinking for lent"

Grew up in an Irish catholic family from Boston aint nothing that can be said that we haven’t said bout ourselves.and😊❤

I tip my hat to you Sir, that was truly funny!

Alright so there's these 3 Irish men leaving a bar...

😂ha ha I love that .

Cringe and r3tarded. Boomers need to stop smoking pot and realize that we're never going to get along.

I once commented to an Irishman that I liked his accent and he said to me, "I can teach you if you like,all you have to do is repeat these four words over,and over and before you know it you'll have an Irish accent." Whale Oil Beef Hooked ...Just try it and see. 😄

Why is irish bean soup made with only 239 beans. Because one more would make it too farty.

No irish people can take a joke if strong headed

I'll never forget my pappies last words to me...."FECK ME, A BUS!"😮

Thank you haha amazing

If he'd have been dead another week, he'd be dead a fortnight. !

How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb? 💡 ‘Fu€k it’ we’ll drink 🍻 in the dark 😂

Did you hear about the gay irishman preferred women to beer!!!

This guy's a legend

I took my son to the pub for his first pint got him a pint of the black stuff he didn’t like it so I drank it tried him with a wee whiskey he didn’t like so I drank it a pint of bud no good tried 4 or 5 other drinks same results I finally had to take him home there really is no point in going on the lash with a 2 year old.

I think everyone calls it 'the local', not just the Irish.

Mick is walking through his village when he sees Paddy, the local old lad sitting on a wall. Old as the hills so he is, and well known to all the town, Mick is shocked to see the old man Paddy is in tears. He asks him Paddy what’s wrong? Paddy says through his tears ‘a beautiful young woman turned up at my door, she said if I let her stay with me she’s promised me sex every morning and night.’ ‘Jesus Paddy,’ says Mick, ‘that’s incredible. Well why are you crying then?’ Paddy looks up at him and says: ‘I can’t remember which fuckin house I live in.’

Every time I hear this joke, it’s still makes me laugh 😂

A 2000's gen z here. TRUE!

What is 4 miles long and has 100000 a$$holes._ A saint patricks day parade.

Thank you lol. I love jokes and bein Irish, Irish jokes are the best!

Many thanks for your story. I laughed for twenty minutes on that one, " God bless your elbow and your sock."

Yes, it is

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That was a good one !!!!hahahahaha

Racist anti-Irish BS is all that is here.

Yep,its funny😂😂De

Good one. Thanks.

That is pretty funny.

Bored waiting

A 4 seater Cessna aeroplane crashed into an Irish cemetry, so far the emergency services have recovered 250 bodies

irish isisi

bubbles ..