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@CodeWarrior3514
@CodeWarrior3514 Күн бұрын
Divided by religious postulates, united by the hatred of Jews
@user-a4v4e
@user-a4v4e Күн бұрын
roam row site chirality rise note raisin land hour done late cones urn rise tome door height incline late
@user-a4v4e
@user-a4v4e Күн бұрын
thesis rates fir raise wheat coat bike thin boat wheat soar dock door gate link tin pier sun far hall low wing there dull wrote boat weir hat pine weir low chess stakes rise coat chirp far few there few air bike cars wheat dream end dull tan island tee hedge sea hat coast midnight moon
@kinghadbar
@kinghadbar 3 күн бұрын
Tautological
@macadelic2492
@macadelic2492 5 күн бұрын
Hah the awkwardness after they said "we both dislike Jews" 😂
@KenobiStark1
@KenobiStark1 8 күн бұрын
“Hmm, maybe the Jew is right.” I like that one haha
@harvardarchaeologydept3799
@harvardarchaeologydept3799 11 күн бұрын
Great great white folk history lesson of their religions they took from the ethiopians starting in black ethiopian egypt. Or Kemet ,Kush areas. Before 579ad for the arab whites. Because yes arabs are caucasian.
@alex9046
@alex9046 12 күн бұрын
0:52 lol they were making fun of Ben Shapiro before Ben Shapiro was a thing
@Proud_Troll
@Proud_Troll 5 күн бұрын
Ben Shapiro is the one true god. The fact that you don't think so is a reflection of your intelligence, not Ben Shapiro's obvious godly status.
@Proud_Troll
@Proud_Troll 5 күн бұрын
Ben Shapiro is the one true God.
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 20 күн бұрын
I remember this
@MauroCamoranesi16
@MauroCamoranesi16 24 күн бұрын
Funny thing is it’s the same god
@parsimoniousdialog
@parsimoniousdialog Ай бұрын
Alabama voters in Lee County are still supposed to be voting at various religious locations. My specific polling place is at the Church of the Highlands. I continue to be very disappointed in Alabama. Probably some failure of Willard Van Orman Quine's 'Two Dogmas of Empricism' has led the State of Alabama to switch the definition of 'Church' and the definition of 'State.' Most likely the definition juxtaposition is intended to agree with Michael C. Hall's thinking in his role as the character Dexter. THE-STATE-OF-ALABAMA is pejoratively a state of matter, and CHURCH is now the STATE OF ALABAMA.😂😂😂
@parsimoniousdialog
@parsimoniousdialog Ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaC8nouFrqmKjcU
@parsimoniousdialog
@parsimoniousdialog Ай бұрын
It seems cigarettes are the litmus test for antibiotic sufficiency.
@Mav_and_Miles
@Mav_and_Miles 2 ай бұрын
Pinnacle of entertainment, not a word about politics
@yilli_9109
@yilli_9109 28 күн бұрын
The idea of discussing contending religious sects is itself political. Also this was a segment on The Daily Show, you know, one of the most renowned political comedy shows???
@parsimoniousdialog
@parsimoniousdialog 2 ай бұрын
lolz the lion the walle and the pikachu 😂😂😂😂
@HuxleySabrina-u8l
@HuxleySabrina-u8l 3 ай бұрын
Walker Kimberly Harris Linda Robinson Donald
@NigelLiottaMacDonald
@NigelLiottaMacDonald 4 ай бұрын
I live Even Stevphen.
@ryanmcgrail468
@ryanmcgrail468 4 ай бұрын
Wow forgot how funny the Daily Show used to be before it became just another partisan political show😂
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 ай бұрын
You mean before you became an overly sensitive rightwing snowflake.
@Michael-hw5wk
@Michael-hw5wk 5 ай бұрын
They are the exact same thing. They both hate scholars. They both burn books. They both are anti-abortion. They both hate LGBTQ individuals. They both feel women should be submissive. They both support the banning of porn. They both feel that any person outside their extremist ideologies is "immoral." They both believe there should be no barrier between church and state. They both have the same prophets. Militant Islamists murder tens of thousands through terrorism while evangelical "Christians" murder tens of thousands by being against universal healthcare and prescription drug price controls. They are exactly the same.
@sneakytacos773
@sneakytacos773 Ай бұрын
Muslim countries have more lenient abortion laws than many right wing states. That is a fact for one
@Sithedd
@Sithedd 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for uploading this. Even moreso now that all of this archive is GONE....
@TryerTryer-tu6je
@TryerTryer-tu6je 6 ай бұрын
Allah is the same God but we don't believe that he has a son or wife or a partner, we believe that he sent Moses, Jesus and Muhammad with the same message, but today Jews and Christians changed the message from worshipping one God to worshipping God and a son which is not true. Only one God.
@wideawake5630
@wideawake5630 6 ай бұрын
Allah is simply the Arabic word for God, not the name of another god. Arabic speaking Christians also call Him God. As Spanish speakers say Dios, French say Dieux, etc.
@bigoltits1880
@bigoltits1880 7 ай бұрын
Too bad Colbert would go on to become a born again christian lol
@BrandonNeuschafer
@BrandonNeuschafer 7 ай бұрын
Who came here after watching CBS Steven Colbert and Steve Carrell do this skit? They look so young!
@aqeebshahbaz3306
@aqeebshahbaz3306 6 ай бұрын
Funny how they summarised how people debate in religion in a couple of minutes relatively accurately
@blueshirt26
@blueshirt26 7 ай бұрын
Islam - Sunni - Shia - Ibadi Christianity - Catholicism - Eastern Orthodoxy - Oriental Orthodoxy - Protestantism - Church of the East Judaism - Ultra-Orthodox - Conservative - Reform - Karaite
@rayzor5289
@rayzor5289 6 ай бұрын
There are a lot more sects than that....but good start
@absolute.freedom
@absolute.freedom 5 ай бұрын
How bout zionist?🤔
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 ай бұрын
@@absolute.freedom Zionism is nothing more than the belief that Jews have the same right as everyone else to have a country they can call home.
@YouTubeIsntTwitterKnockitoff
@YouTubeIsntTwitterKnockitoff 2 ай бұрын
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou "is nothing more" oh I'd say it's A WHOLE HELL OF LOT MORE THAN SIMPLY THAT. Also this idea that people of any one group "need a country as it's home" is retarded. The Earth is "home" to mankind. Making these petty distinctions is only going to bring about more turmoil. Another mark against your "is nothing more" remark is that Zionists think it HAS TO BE a specific region of which they don't even hail from. Ya know, occupied Palestine. If the Jews "need a home/country of their own" why does it need to be there? Because Zionism is not as "simple" as you're claiming it to be. Plus, Jews lived in Palestine prior to 1948, there was no major issue about the place until Zionists came about and started killing the people who lived there already. I have no bones with the people who are or claim to be Jews, but Zionism is a dangerous ideology the same as Nazism and other far-right pushes from the last century that will surely lose it's grip and influence on the wrold as a whole once more and more is revealed about what those who take up such a monkier perpetuate. I've seen what "Israel" does to those it's tried to steal land from. And it's difficult to garner sympathy the world over when you openly murder children deliberately. Playing a victim card isn't going to work from the seats of advanced military fighter jets who wiped out hospitals, mosques, and people searching for food because of an enforced famine. The old religions in of themselves are all losing traction with each passing generation, as well, and this is not the fault of those younger - despite how it's often spoken about in most public discourse. Don't expect an attempt to undermine what Zionism is to actually work after all that's been witnessed by many, many people. Jews are not exempt from the same potential for evil doing as any other individuals from any other group on the face of this planet. And to those who denounce Zionism I am proud to see them able to such horrid ideology as anyone with a shred of decency about themselves would. Regardless, peace be with you and may any non-Zionist Jews be able to live better once "Israel" crumbles under global pressure and those who purposefully attempted to damage their peoples' image for the sake of perpetuating the lie that state that behaves such as it was necessary. It's not. It never was. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Arabs, and people of any and all backgrounds can live in moderate enough collective peace and meaningful fulfilling lives. It may not happen right away, but the opportunity for a better world is right in front of everyone. The only shame is that I only know so few who see that potential, beyond the fog of current swafts of nihilism and distrust in others( ! )
@iscreamfitness
@iscreamfitness 8 ай бұрын
That aged like fine wine
@HansKlopek
@HansKlopek 8 ай бұрын
They discovered the key to peace at the end.
@aldogg187
@aldogg187 8 ай бұрын
Such a classic. This is when the daily show was at its peak.
@davidbenjamin8347
@davidbenjamin8347 8 ай бұрын
Even Steven could make a comeback in 2024 with the intolerant left and tiki torch whites... both hate the Jews.
@mattosika
@mattosika 8 ай бұрын
At least one of those two groups really seems to have a bigger problem with genocide than the religious beliefs of those carrying it out.
@helmanfrow
@helmanfrow 9 ай бұрын
So trippy seeing this now-ancient footage. It aged better than I did.
@chrispowers5637
@chrispowers5637 10 ай бұрын
"what's the weather like.. up your own ass?"
@amina9935
@amina9935 11 ай бұрын
Life is not as funny as you think. Shame on you both
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 10 ай бұрын
Lemme guess? You didn't find it funny because it hit too close to home?
@amina9935
@amina9935 10 ай бұрын
@@ameyagokhale5123 Yes it did. But that’s not the whole story. See I give a shit about respecting people and their beliefs. Which clearly is something you’re lacking.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 8 ай бұрын
@@amina9935 Respecting PEOPLE is not the same as respecting their beliefs! Why should people respect ridiculous beliefs?
@amina9935
@amina9935 8 ай бұрын
@@pdoylemi 🤦🏾‍♀️ no comment.
@continentalrcinglg
@continentalrcinglg 11 ай бұрын
Was misspelling Colbert's first name in the intro graphic intentional?
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 10 ай бұрын
*Steve Carrel vs Stephen Colbert
@nuclearfan
@nuclearfan 11 ай бұрын
both of these men have multiple acting awards...we should have known after this sketch that they were going right to the top.
@nuclearfan
@nuclearfan 11 ай бұрын
both of these men have multiple acting awards...we should have known after this sketch that they were going right to the top.
@Hdtk2024
@Hdtk2024 Жыл бұрын
Oddly timely
@frezerh
@frezerh Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo that ending was brilliant
@nateputerbaugh5709
@nateputerbaugh5709 Жыл бұрын
Carrell's become such a star and done so many things you sometimes forget how insanely funny he was on the Daily Show
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 Жыл бұрын
Nts 1:24 2:15 2:23 2:47
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 9 ай бұрын
SEASON 7 • 05/29/2003
@ChanceTheGardenerrr
@ChanceTheGardenerrr Жыл бұрын
Ice cold. Brilliant.
@seangallagher1947
@seangallagher1947 Жыл бұрын
Judaism: “Am I a joke to you?”
@usefultuber1608
@usefultuber1608 Жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian, but I’m laughing my ass off over this 😂😂
@aqeebshahbaz3306
@aqeebshahbaz3306 6 ай бұрын
I’m a Muslim and I am also laughing my a** off 😙
@sofiakatelyn
@sofiakatelyn Жыл бұрын
Men 😂
@PhilVernon595
@PhilVernon595 Жыл бұрын
Steve carell makes a great news anchor
@o.hernandez784
@o.hernandez784 Жыл бұрын
my buddies.
@Lucky-nv2ph
@Lucky-nv2ph Жыл бұрын
Crusade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@graalcloud
@graalcloud Жыл бұрын
Notice how they leave judaism out of it
@vamosindeed5228
@vamosindeed5228 11 ай бұрын
You didn't watch til the end.
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 ай бұрын
Jews don’t care about converting others or claiming their faith is the only one true faith.
@IamBuffal0
@IamBuffal0 Жыл бұрын
Such a Classic Skit! God I miss the Daily Show and this Dream Team.
@markdaniels7174
@markdaniels7174 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s bit on the Bible being true is exactly the circular logic that Christians really use! The Bible is true because the Bible says that the Bible is true, and we know the Bible wouldn’t lie about this because the Bible is always true.
@chrispyy99
@chrispyy99 Жыл бұрын
That's an incredibly simplistic way of thinking about it. Everyone thinks this is true, clearly. You've cracked the code.
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 ай бұрын
@@chrispyy99 Simplistic and also 100% true.
@maximus3294
@maximus3294 2 ай бұрын
​@@chrispyy99then, pray tell, what other non-circular and truly logical arguments do you have?
@rapid13
@rapid13 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, you couldn’t possibly paint with a broader brush. Way to express your ignorance to the interwebs.
@nahommerk9493
@nahommerk9493 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing what we could have gotten away with in 2008! Can you imagine the reaction there will be if these two did this today, amid all this hype about islamophobia political righteousness?! We are past the golden age of comedy and it doesn't seem like we will be back there anytime soon...
@sizzle119
@sizzle119 Жыл бұрын
lol. Christian Americans regularly poll as the group having by far the highest sense and sentiment of feeling they and/or fellow Christians are persecuted more than anyone else in America. Which is not only beyond absurd, it is beyond the pale ludicrous. Even demented. Utterly detached from reality. Akin to as if they are the victim that is their prophet JC, who they seek to emulate? And utterly misconstruing his message and sacrifice? Or is it that all their churches profit more by playing them for rubes, making them feel like victims in a country and world they control. But go on with your insightful thoughts.