DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER | "You Just Killed James Bond!"

[@ronaldmackall1621]

Gotta love Connery's fight scenes as Bond. They were just naturally brutal. No stylized poses or highly improbable video game 8 hit combos, just two dudes doing their best to knock each other off in close quarters combat...

[@ronaldmackall1621]

@Ministry of Mystics, if you try any of the stylized moves you see in flicks today, you will get your butt whipped by a dude who didn't know karate but definitely knew crazy😂 First rule of fighting: the luckiest punch wins!

[@seanbonella]

Grants fight was the best

[@q.h.s5051]

@@seanbonella Always. Such a personal and brutal fight

[@bjstest5320]

Fun Fact: In the german dubbed version of this scene, Sean Connery answers: "What? Is that who it was? Well, I guess it is true, you only live twice."

[@ACtheLegend]

Nice! :)

[@007GunbarrelEdits]

Nice reference they made there

[@FullArcher05]

That is such a good line. Why didn’t the script have that?

[@horrorfanandy4647]

That is such a brilliant line!

[@andrewpippa5590]

St. John: “Is he dead?” Connery: “I sincerely hope so.” One of the greatest Bond one-liners!😂

[@ACtheLegend]

Haha, yup underrated!

[@RONALDRENFRO83]

Jill St. John appeared in the December 1971 issue of Playboy magazine

[@j.st.jamesesq.9599]

@@RONALDRENFRO83 I have that issue. The title is, "Vegas Comes Up 007." In one photo, Connery poses with a show-girl who's outfit is, ahem, most revealing.

[@sonnykingcomposer]

'Who is your floor' is a lovely little detail, Diamonds are Forever is underrated.

[@P.M.-]

No. Just An incredible piece of crap apart from maestro Connery and Mr Kidd and Mr White are decent.

[@sonnykingcomposer]

@@P.M.- Oh, it's campy and cheap as hell (For a Bond movie). But... I kinda love it for that.

[@horrorfanandy4647]

Camp, cheesy but tons of fun! It’s worth it for Charles Gray’s Blofeld alone!

[@richardadams4928]

Not really a good movie, the plot is utterly stupid. Worth seeing for Tiffany and especially Plenty.

[@sonnykingcomposer]

@@richardadams4928 I kinda disagree there, there's something charmingly cheesy about the plot, which I think fits very well with the film. Bond tracking down the diamonds is just very fun to watch.

[@Rapscallion2009]

Gosh, Jill St John was pretty in this. What I love about this is how realistically scrappy and brutal the fights are - no ridiculous martial arts or superpowers or pithy one liners - just two guys grappling in unplanned, unpredictable melee to the death. Also bond fooling his way into the building by fake-snogging and smiling at people - he's very human. In a brutal kinda way.

[@thomhardcastle9897]

I get what you're saying, but I've never liked this fight. A much better version of this would be the staircase fight in Casino Royale, where it's just two men brutally fighting to the death. For me, the choreography of this fight could have been better, and it was shot and edited rather poorly, in my opinion. They really could have done a better job. My fear is that the next Bond movies after Daniel Craig may end up being influenced by John Wick, and we could see Bond taking out five guys at once. I hope not, of course.

[@SparrowNoblePoland]

While everything else is totally unrealistic. A guy kissing a girl (wether she's there or not), for any real agent is a good clue there's an enemy agant following him. And when there's a guy speaking German with ANY British accent, it's like everything screming; 'The enemy presence IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!!!'

[@alwaysOPEN4business]

'I sincerely hope so' is literally a liner lol

[@EnglishInfidel]

@@alwaysOPEN4business No it isn't you dope lol

[@alwaysOPEN4business]

The guy Bond is fighting here, Joe Robinson, was actually a boss in real life. He once fought off a group of about 10 muggers by himself when he was 70. He taught Connery judo for YOLT and he accidentally pulled off Connery's toupee when they were filming this scene.

[@tcaudiobooks737]

They were mates before he even became Bond, I think he was in consideration for the role of Grant in FRWL.

[@SelectiveApathy82]

A 70 year old man did NOT fight off 10 muggers. Unless the muggers were all 90.

[@Spookieham]

There are certainly older gentlemen in the UK who served in certain military organisations, some of whom are more secretive than the SAS for example, and who still be very capable of seriously or killing anyone who had a go at them.

[@bluerock4456]

@@Spookieham Precisely!

[@nathanohanlon3757]

@@Spookieham Martial arts isn’t magic, doesn’t matter how much training you’ve had there’s some things you just can’t do.

[@pyrotechnick420]

Sean pretending to make out with himself will always be one of the funniest moments in this series

[@zardoz7900]

Its funny nowadays but If you can suspend your disbelief the character development is pretty cool.

[@SaphirKnight]

One could argue that if anyone were Sean Connery in his prime, they'd make out with themselves too. XD

[@sabimegeorges7629]

The broken English is funny”Who is your floor?”

[@Aaliyahchannel2024]

Yet when i do it...I get arrested

[@neilsonhans4763]

It's clever actually, he was trying to copy a German attempting to speak English & in German the translation is "Wo ist dein Stock" "Wo" can means who or where.

[@jdc3860]

I Miss James Bond Two Actors 1. Roger Moore as James Bond (1927 - 2017) 2. Sean Connery as James Bond (1930 - 2020)

[@nilayanghosh9902]

We will also miss Daniel Craig after October

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

@@nilayanghosh9902 Oh, is he set to die in October?

[@MLI-qg6sz]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. his last film is in October

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

@@MLI-qg6sz I know, I was making a joke XP

[@nilayanghosh9902]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. 🤣🤣🤣

[@NASkeywest]

The only people who can kill Bond….is Bond

[@ughugh351]

Or Safin😂

[@engilbertpagauro4573]

The only people who can kill Bond is now Safin : ( haha

[@q.h.s5051]

@@ughugh351 SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP

[@lindildeev5721]

@@ughugh351 Safin didn't kill Bond, he destroyed him. So did Silva.

[@jhjhjhjhjhjhify]

This film is so quintessentially 1970s. Everything from Connery's toupee/sideburns to the fact that Bond's ID is a Playboy Club card.

[@jhjhjhjhjhjhify]

@andree france paquette My point is the lack of flares in the Bond series was correctly amended during the Roger Moore era.

[@martinwright9238]

still have my playboy card ,moneypeny i need a new one. Wife not amused lol.

[@GorillaRadio88]

@andree france paquette playboy used to be considered a classy publication

[@stephenalanmoore7278]

Also, don't forget the white shell cassette tape that was featured in this film.

[@jhjhjhjhjhjhify]

@@stephenalanmoore7278 Lol, yes forgot about that. Cutting edge stuff.

[@gabormiklay9209]

00:28 "I speak English! Who is your floor?" Haha! 😅

[@jimsannerud6254]

This is one of the best fight scenes in the entire Bond series.

[@randyacuna3248]

The fight scene is the highlight of this disappointing bond film.

[@hejla4524]

@@randyacuna3248 The car chase is pretty good also.

[@randyacuna3248]

@@hejla4524 the important thing is that this film has so few highlights, diamonds is among the worst bond films in the franchise.

[@hejla4524]

@@randyacuna3248 It is disappointing, but it's a bit of an enjoyable nostalgia trip for those like me who were kids when it came out .

[@randyacuna3248]

@@hejla4524 if you enjoyed it , that's OK.

[@Bumbo-busines]

I know this isn’t exactly a beloved bond film but this is definitely one of the best fights in the series.

[@zachstolz6681]

"you've just killed James Bond". Wait until exactly 50 years later Ms. Case...

[@asnsto]

Terrible decision btw in my opinion..

[@MagicAl5F4781]

Method acting: Connery looks at the "diamond chandelier" and imagines his salary for this movie.

[@Xtreemo]

"Well, it jusht provesh no one'sh indeshtructible."

[@Renegade2786]

Captain Scarlet: Hold my beer Captain Jack Harkness: Yeah, me too. Vamp: Me three.

[@davidhynes9683]

Nice one

[@TheSenseOfBond]

Those dislikes are from Peter Franks' grandchildren 😫

[@kanghyunyoo6690]

ㅠㅠ

[@hokie7373]

Wait he has grandchildren

[@thecommercialarchive]

53 grandchildren. Either he had a lot of children or his children were pretty damn busy

[@worlow1841]

This is actually some great cinematography!

[@richardthiele8363]

This was the first Bond film I saw with my father at the movie theater when I was ten years old (1971). Loved Bond ever since.

[@dream.weaver]

"Is he dead?" "I sincerely hope so"

[@TheIggypop1]

Who is he? I have no idea .This chap has been following me all day today.

[@mackenzie77777]

The guy fighting Bond here was in the film "A kid for two farthings". He played a local London wrestler who ends up fighting the former giant heavyweight boxer Primo Carnera (a wrestler now) who was six foot six, and built like a tank. This guy was dwarfed by Carnera, but is an absolute unit in real life, especially next to a guy like Connery. Great fight scene and up there with the one in "On Russia with love".

[@braxtonbobo4004]

2:33 I thought he was a proper English, but he knows how to extinguish

[@michaelhegyan7464]

Had the pleasure..in meeting Jill St. John, with Robert Wagner, back in 99', at the pump room in Chicago. They were extremely nice..!

[@dereklewis4321]

I know its considered one of the worst films by Bond fans but I don't care, I always loved this movie!

[@jeffgalus8454]

I liked it

[@mikaylafaithparteli9412]

Better then QOS To me

[@dereklewis4321]

@@mikaylafaithparteli9412 Thats another hot take of mine, I actually love QoS. Its a great quick action film.

[@q.h.s5051]

I push those fans aside. Any Bond adventure can be good-great. Just have a good time! Diamonds is one of my favorites for that reason.

[@007GunbarrelEdits]

Agreed

[@ultra_vires]

The kissing illusion at the start is hilarious, as it would not have worked for the guy he was trying to fool, as he would have had a sideways perspective!

[@SparrowNoblePoland]

This, plus a friendly continental guy, and a German guy speaking with British accent.It's like everything shouting; 'it's trap, and a very bad one!'

[@navylaks2]

Connery will always be the true Bond 👍

[@JohnDoe-tm9wz]

I love Diamonds Are Forever

[@ughugh351]

I too

[@joshslater2426]

Me too. I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t love it.

[@davidhynes9683]

They are acting. Amazing how they do the fight scenes. Some good fights. Train fight with Robert Shaw. arguably the best.

[@billmurray7473]

The best thing about this scene? Jill St. John.

[@shahrulamar5358]

Jill still alive.

[@limeyosu2000]

The old fire extinguisher trick wins every time!

[@siddharthchoudhury3740]

Wow that's so amazing fighting Sean Connery in elevator 👍☺

[@cameronhardee7425]

You know the reason you came back here

[@Class158]

This film is so bad it's good. 😂 And the dialogue is so witty and enjoyable throughout.

[@Batman-jc5uc]

I agree. Definitely one of the worst Bond films. The film that preceded it, On Her Majestys Secret Service, was the best Bond film.

[@symbiotetoast3649]

@@Batman-jc5uc what is your taste in bonds lol OHMSS sucks compared to the rest George lazenby was a crap bond

[@Batman-jc5uc]

@@symbiotetoast3649 if you actually liked Diamonds Ar Forever you might need your brain examined.

[@randyacuna3248]

@@Batman-jc5uc I agree, secret service is arguably the best bond of all and George is sastafactory in the role, no question he had the looks and physicality for the role.

[@ronaldmackall1621]

@@Batman-jc5uc , what???? Please tell me that was a typo! Other than the fact OHMSS gave us the death of Mrs. Bond as canon, that film is easily forgettable in the Bond franchise. It's in the bottom five by a wiiiiiiide margin...

[@alpeshabhijitchowdhury6895]

That elevator was in the Spectre opening

[@ryanhampson3173]

Also In The living daylights too

[@mikaylafaithparteli9412]

i believe Craig also did a stunt similar in skyfall

[@bluerock4456]

Well, you'd hate to waste a perfectly good lift!

[@FranssensM]

Peter Frank-sh. Love Sean as Bond, so cool.

[@q.h.s5051]

I’m one of those Bond fans that actually loves Diamonds. A simple, campy, fun, and sometimes silly spy Adventure. The action, music, and sets are super fun, plus the comedy is fun too. I don’t need to hear other’s opinions on the matter as I’ve heard enough and don’t care, nobody’s very civil about it either. So if you’re prepared to tell me OHMSS is king (even if it is), this is worse than QOS, or that it’s bottom five, then go yell at a cloud because I’m not listening. I’m glad this was Connery’s goodbye to Bond (No I don’t consider NSNA an actual Bond Film) for the films because I really like this last adventure of his. It’s not nearly on the same level as Goldfinger of course but I put it quite high up R.I.P Sean Connery-My favorite Bond

[@RabidNemo]

Never understood the dislike of it. It's the perfect Bond movie with one of the most iconic villains and some unexpected twists along the way. It's honestly one of my favorite movies and favorite intros. Also has one of the most hilariously dated insults in any classic movie I've seen "Why don't you blow up your pants"

[@007GunbarrelEdits]

I agree with you, after recently watching this film, Sean Connery still made a great performance despite him looking 10 years old than he did in YOLT. I too found this film enjoyable and I do not think the hate is deserved for the film. Not my most favourite Bond film, but still is a great one nevertheless.

[@ΜακηςΛ-ε5ρ]

It would be better, if Connery should have play in O.H.M.S.S. and this was a revenge film and not a sequel of ''You Only Live Twice''. Here, who is older and heavier, is perfect, as Bond after Tracy's death. Also if Connery’s last Bond was ''Live and Let Die'' in 1972 to celebrate ten years of Bond films. And I prefer, in this scene, an MI6 agent card with Tiffany saying "you just killed a secret agent'', and the deleted scenes that Plenty returns and the frogmen. 3.13 - 4.03 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYW9dKeapKenh7c kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5WrXq1je7Kjf7s

[@salt27dogg]

@@RabidNemo Diamonds are Forever is one of the first Bond movies I ever saw when I was 7 years old and loved it. The problem is I was 7 and lived it until I was 18 . The older I got , although it’s a part of my youth it was cartoonish and I can’t see how an adult watching it today like the movie . But If ur young and like adventure and imagination , it was fantastic

[@alexojideagu]

Me too. I didn't even learn of the hate until decades later. It was the Connery film I watched most as a kid.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

...Boy, this statement doesn't sound so goofy anymore.

[@dennouvelle7524]

Crazy how he got away with that German "Guten Abend" in the Netherlands.

[@thomasfeerick425]

That doesn't happen for another 50 yrs after that.

[@kasrakhatir]

Damn you're right

[@sebastianmonk1584]

This scene was on my mind, recently...

[@davidcollett1699]

The extended dvd has a great segment on the filing of this scene.

[@MA-zo4mc]

I was just laughed at loud when he looked at his watch before attacking 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@bobby1968100]

Was gibt es da zu lachen? Sean erledigte seinen Job, und gut ist! Im übrigen wurde dieser 007 Klassiker zurecht in die Top 3 gewählt!

[@deadaccount6616]

I know some people hate the film, But I actually quite enjoy this movie It’s my guilty pleasure along with octupussy. I got this ranked #14 out of 24.

[@leandrocerqueira9910]

50 years later, it really happened...

[@eduardomagana3858]

Non-canon in my opinion

[@davidhynes9683]

Sean Connery was James Bond. RIP these two great tough actors, for the entertainment they brung

[@krashlyboo]

The opponent fought well enough to actually make Bond angry enough to throw the extinguisher.....admirable

[@Perich29]

Elevator going up elevator going down elevator going up elevator going down and there goes Peter Frank.

[@mrmeerkat1096]

Is the secret agent James bond a celebrity in the DAF universe? What were they thinking when they wrote that scene?

[@TheAskTrixieChannel]

I mean.... in "A View To A Kill", a random cop in San Francisco knows who James Bond is.

[@steampunker7]

I thought the exact same thing. Like...how good a spy can Jimmy be if people know his name and rep?

[@martymart6143]

And surely if he's thar well known they would know what he looks like 🤣

[@realjoemavro]

He may have built a reputation in the underworld from all the minions lucky enough to survive. People do talk in prison. People he's rescued, interrogated, or slept with around the world probably talk about him too. Obviously, he'd only be well-known in certain trades, not by everybody in the streets like an actor or singer. As for the random cop in San Francisco...maybe they're both members of the Playboy club and Bond did something that got him well-known within it? I don't know. I don't think movie-goers thought about things like that when these movies were made.

[@mrmeerkat1096]

@@realjoemavro I agree he could have a reputation within the intelligence community and within some criminal organisations and law enforcement. People did think at the time he is supposed to be a secret agent a double 00 with the highest clearance proberly. People would not know who he is. Even Connery and especially Moore have brought this up in interviews laughing at the writing but they got on with it. You could argue that the police captain was briefed by the CIA and told him MI6 were working in partnership with them in the city, and the captain had heard of Bond before being in law inforcement himself. But I don't think the writers were thinking that. I don't know what they were thinking in either movie, and I bet it was from the same writer in both films.

[@runawayplane6166]

3:26 “You’ve just killed James Bond!” I thought he was meant to be a spy, not some sort of well known celebrity that every Tom, Dick or Harry had heard of?

[@pizzabandit1518]

He has to have a reputation in the spy and criminal underworld community,

[@runawayplane6166]

@@pizzabandit1518 I suppose. They probably have a spy WhatsApp group or something.

[@ThomasPurcell]

"Just proves no one is indestructible" Lol.

[@joelm5509]

Oh noes, this hits harder after NTTD

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

How woefully ironic this is. Curse you, Fukunaga! You don’t kill James Bond!

[@ughugh351]

It was not Fukanaga, from the begining of filming it was already clear that Bond will die at the end. This was even Daniel Craigs Idea

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

@@ughugh351 crying smh craig and broccoli

[@Axel1051]

Franks can handle himself, even against 007.

[@trevorwhite7314]

This movie is pretty bad but this is a good fight

[@ACtheLegend]

Agreed, every Bond film has at least 1 great sequence.

[@lukedaley17]

Good old lift fight. Great to see Connery another accent that isn’t a British one.

[@unclecreepy4324]

Funny how a Secret Agent is so well known kinda doesn't make him secret anymore huh.

[@danielshottopics8187]

This is my Second Favorite James Bond Movie I Love the Las Vegas Setting and the Story is Superb.

[@ATOK_]

The music is really good. John Barry is by far the best Bond composer

[@PatrickOCnMD]

Good fight. Not quite as good as the one in From Russia. But definitely a good one.

[@lukebaxter3252]

This is easily one of my favourite fight scenes in all of Bond. It's brutal, hard hitting and messy and I love how at first, there's no music until Bond's head could possibly be squashed. And I'll say it: Diamonds are Forever is one of my absolute favourite Bond films and my favourite with Connery. Keep in mind, this was the second Bond film I ever saw, after Octopussy, and so I have a personal connection to it and this was before I saw Goldfinger, considering how similar in plot these two films are. I just love it for being a fun, light-hearted and breezy spy adventure with Connery clearly looking like he was having fun and having one of my absolute favourite Bond Girls with Tiffany Case.

[@donaldclay9535]

One of My Favorite Scene in the Movie.

[@toivonencresto]

Still can’t believe Sean isn’t with us anymore.

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

He was 90 years old and accomplished more than 7 mean combined. We all have to go eventually and sadly his time was up

[@angelajohnson6659]

Roger is gone too sadly but we all must pay a price!

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

@@angelajohnson6659 he was pretty old as well 89 isn't bad it makes me think bond actors are granted with long life

[@JesusChrist5000]

watching this fight scene makes me want to go to the chiropractor

[@Doreai]

I'm just picturing the conversation the director was having with Sean and Joe for this particular scene. Director: "Okay, guys. I want you to fight in this elevator, but I want it to be as authentic as possible." Sean: "What did you have in mind?" Director: "I want you to break the elevator. Just f*ck it all up." *Sean and Joe trade confused and anxious glances.* Joe: "It's glass. Won't we risk cutting ourselves for real?" Director: "As I said, I want this fight scene to be as authentic as possible."

[@TMX1138]

50 years later...

[@JamesBondCanada]

Who’s ready for No Time To Die?

[@alanaronald244]

I love how she knows the name "James Bond".

[@JohnDoe-tm9wz]

All the crumpet do.

[@Whoa802]

3:21 My reaction to No Time to Die.

[@marquan1976]

😠SPOLIERS. Just Kidding it was mine too.

[@Whoa802]

@@marquan1976 And I don't just mean the character in the context of the story, either. The icon of James Bond: the suave, sophisticated, British secret agent with a penchant for martinis, girls, and guns, is all but shredded in this current age of political correctness and wokeness. "Is that who it was?" was exactly my reaction too. There is no James Bond in No Time to Die, just a pussy Galore-whipped Daniel Craig running around in a suit.

[@carter3369]

0:46 That right hand would have put many men down. Peter Franks took it like a boss.

[@davidellis5141]

Jill St John tho .. 😍

[@tcaudiobooks737]

Would still fire one into her.

[@bluerock4456]

Pwwwoarr!

[@MarkDavis-rk6sg]

Crazy... Sean Connery was 40/41 but looks mid 50's.

[@artmallory970]

He was 28 in Dr. No but looked late 30's, he had a tough life growing up homeless on the streets of Glasgow...

[@bunger407]

32 in Dr No.

[@jdc3860]

Yes I'm waiting On No Time To Die 007.

[@JamesBondCanada]

Us too!

[@angelcastaneda529]

I think all of us. I wrote on a Majesty’s Secret Service video when the movie was coming out last year in April. Remember that?

[@abigaildoll2785]

I can't wait. Hopefully this October!

[@giriprasadkotte9876]

Prototype for Casino Royale elevator fight

[@thanhmansour3490]

This is a spoiler alert. In the new James Bond movie No Time to Die, James Bond does die. Lots of dudes want James Bond dead.

[@jourwalis-8875]

No small cameras in those days......Must have been difficult.

[@ElmoUnk1953]

Jill St. John, Henry Kissinger tapped that. My hero 😁

[@johnnyangel9163]

The beat thing about this one was looking at Jill St.John.Knockout!

[@richardwilliams473]

Love the muffled scream as the guy goes over the railing

[@mattcorcoran7082]

Pretty sure I’d be suspicious of the guy making out with himself in the shadows.

[@JamesBondCanada]

Sean Connery is the best Bond !

[@bobby1968100]

Unbestritten

[@curtismaize]

The angle that guy was going up the stairs, he'd see James Bond was pretending to kiss a girl lol.

[@RADIUMGLASS]

I always liked Connery and Moore, but Connery had the most intense fight scenes.

[@ΜακηςΛ-ε5ρ]

Ιn this scene, I prefer an MI6 agent card and Tiffany says "you just killed a secret agent''.

[@privateerbouncher9622]

Blofeldt was looking for the wrong James Bond, the entire franchise.

[@Tha_Slick1]

0:09 that’s the absolute worst when you have an itch on your back that you can’t reach

[@areloTET]

He's just pretending he's kissing someone

[@timothystahl4096]

For me, Diamonds Are Forever is certainly in the bottom 5 of the Worst Bond Movies Ever Made. But THIS scene is among the best fight scenes in all of the series.

[@peterfranks6243]

How, in the name of Jesus, did she know who fuck James Bond was... The days of From Russia with love were long gone

[@zhongwa]

"I sincerely hope so."

[@kevinprior3549]

This is a great fight

[@thesmithersy]

3:35 That's a shot at Captain Scarlet!

[@news_internationale2035]

Jill St John was so hot.

[@evobirkz8]

Whats up with Connery’s eyebrows in this movie?😂

[@alejandropalacios9292]

Who is your floor ??

[@tommyl3207]

I LOVED Jill St. John. At 11 years old I figured some things out looking at her in her choker.

[@linkvagar2336]

Gotta love the way she just happens to know who James Bond is.

[@MrMichaellee5353]

Compare these classic Bond films to the farcical Craig films - Casino Royale being the only exception

[@tabfiend]

Top Bond movie with him kicking arse in an elevator with a bigger opponent. Long live Sean Connery !!!!!!!

[@belairscents]

Broccoli ruined the book by Ian Fleming👎 this is the phoniest movie of sean Connery era! Thanks to wrong choices by cubby broccoli🤔

[@bizungo2929]

Yes, the book is dark and has a very violent and grounded story unlike the movie.

[@belairscents]

@@bizungo2929 right!

[@jackiescanlon]

“Priceless.”

[@jakehands]

This is why I hardly never take lifts. Just don’t want to be in that situation where I have to fight for my life against a murderous thug.