028: Ryan Calls Out Shane's Parking! Skyline Chili and Shane's New Look!

[@heyimsasa]

ryan withholding his story until recording time, shane going out into the parking lot with a measuring tape, and steven bringing up skyline chili only for it to get roasted is peak watcher shenanigans 🤣🤣

[@kisshigo]

I love how Shane just lets his headphones fall to the floor in his haste to defend his parking 😂

[@matchamat7939]

i think this is the first time i have ever seen shane upset about anything in the entire history of buzzfeed+watcher

[@hyeyoonasdimple]

“Spaghetti…….. 👀…. Apple taterr” lmao Ryan subtly dropping that iconic line is hilarious 😂

[@siriusrainbow]

Time stamp please?

[@yona3521]

Nevermind, found it. 47:50 lmao

[@ImekaSF]

My greatest parking accomplishment is parallel parking perfectly on a San Francisco hill and I will talk about it until I’m dead 😂

[@dumpsterpanda88]

something like that happened to me too and it's such a great feeling! congrats! 🎉

[@sarahkelly7991]

Those hills are BRUTAL lol

[@oooh19]

@@sarahkelly7991 agreed!

[@eleanorwilson7044]

I can finally clean my apartment Edit: 1 hour later, apartment cleaned, thanks boys 👍

[@Lexapro101]

Honestly was doing the exact same thing lol

[@emare313]

sameee 😂

[@cloverisblue]

I always wash dishes to this podcast🤣🤣

[@oriannalynn]

@@Lexapro101literally putting laundry away as we speak

[@-streaminadream-5356]

the trypod is my workout podcast

[@marzonsaturn]

Lmao Ryan talking shit about Shane's parking on his birthday 💀

[@nubby2790]

Love how Ryan goes after Shane right off the top about his parking. Shane was thrown off and flustered. Classic!

[@lindacase4064]

Happy Birthday Shane

[@corie1989]

Shane is the king of “I never said that” and there being audio proof that he said it

[@msiaregodz]

I HAVE BEEN DEAD INSIDE ON MONDAYS WITHOUT THIS PODCAST! BEST DAY EVER!

[@partlyironic]

everyone looks VERY good in today's episode. love Stevens hair

[@Becky_Croft]

They do! I think Shane looks great with goth hair.

[@susanthrush9714]

We know what Matt looks like! 😂 he was on puppet history

[@emare313]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGS MEDEJ

[@bubbe4209]

Shane not caring about 99% of the stuff that happens to/around him but getting mad defensive over his parking and leaving with a ruler to check his parking while the others keep roasting him lol Steven, your hair + outfit look great! Ryan, leave your fluffy curly cute hair alone please

[@bryanhikes7248]

Weird wonderful coming back would get me to subscribe to the watcher platform. That show is so fucking delightful!

[@mcwine18]

Shane: my new look me: couldn't tell a difference 🤦‍♂

[@abbyshoenfelt6413]

if y’all wanna see what Matt’s mustache looks like just take yourself over to the Pompeii video of puppet history and you’ll atleast get a good idea

[@hmcraig86]

Thank you for talking about the Greek history of Skyline! The Greek immigrants didn't want to drive customers away when they asked what it was they just said "Chili". Also you guys had Skyline in Cleveland, you need to have it in Cincinnati! Again begging for a WWW at Jungle Jim's and you can get Skyline and Greater's Ice Cream at the same time!

[@MandarNico]

Sour cream on chili is the BEE'S KNEES!!! 🐝🦵

[@LunaWho47]

21 years into driving, I still think about two pieces of advice regarding driving every time I get behind the wheel. First, a piece of advice from my dad: There's no such thing as a rolling stop. And from my Driver's Ed. instructor: Drive with confidence, not stupidity.

[@LamiaTabassum789]

This pod episode is really good. Had fun watching it. Thanks. 💛

[@Nitro_Foundry]

Goth Shane is a whole Vibe ❤️‍🔥 lmao

[@calliope720]

Shane your hair looks very normal, I wouldn't have thought anything of it if you hadn't pointed it out - don't get self-conscious. It looks great, it's not too dark, and the color suits you. Besides, it'll fade. If you don't like it you can fade it faster by double-shampooing and/or using clarifying shampoo. But you look fine :)

[@deadlyNightshade789]

[pauses the video to look up 140mph in kmh] [scoffs in German]

[@laurencegabriella3626]

Interesting that Skyline chili is Greek and has spices -- bolognese recipes from some parts of places like Spain have cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg. I think it's delicious!

[@nightskystar613]

Can relate to shane, happened in a parking garage that had very narrow spaces. The whole row was off and i had to park that way too. When I came back to my car it had a note on the windshield talking about having some consideration for others 🙂🤦‍♀️

[@jonathanjanowski6729]

Happy Belated Birthday Shane! Like Ryan, I also can not parallel park to save my life. Where I grew up in CA, there was loads of parking lot parking so I never had to learn it.

[@SaraE6]

”My wife” 😂🤣

[@sucha_shocker]

Steven saying “I never fail tests” then recalling how many ppl said he was unrelatable/unlikable with the whole streaming debacle “well I didn’t get a perfect score…”

[@me4hitashito]

Well let me say, Happy Bday Shane. I hope you have a wonderful day! Have another fun filled year :)

[@samanthawest27]

Ryan called Shane out on his birthday and didn’t expect him to go on a deep dive and prove his innocence? Ryan, do you not know Shane at all?!😂

[@justinfincher2385]

I would imagine that Shane drives a Volvo station wagon because he’s so indie

[@krisday2982]

Laughed out loud at the boy's antics.

[@samuelbarr9880]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE!🎉❤ I didn't realize our birthdays were so close! Mine is June 10

[@T.Florenz]

Happy future bday!

[@samuelbarr9880]

@@T.Florenz thank you!

[@ilove.gg14]

love starting the pod with a heated debate😂🔥😎

[@GirlNextDoor0124]

Matt was on Puppet History!.. “Ashes up the asses” .😂.

[@sammietucker6813]

Came here to say that!!! Lmao

[@juliebarichello4535]

I disliked Skyline Chili the first time I ate it because the flavor caught me so off guard. But it grew on me over time, and now I look forward to it every time I drive through Ohio.

[@djtigerstripes]

I hate to say it but riling Shane made my day

[@purpledragon3545]

Ryan, don't give in to the pressure lol don't ruin your fluffy hair by dying it.

[@T.Florenz]

Idk it's so fun to play with hair color 🧡 It grows back, so it's pretty low stakes

[@purpledragon3545]

@@T.Florenz nah, with his kinda curly hair, it would never be the same lol

[@chelseah6110]

I mean there are temporary and semi permanent hair dyes

[@jessw391]

He doesn't need to completely bleach it. Maybe just use a quick box dye that hopefully won't damage it too bad. I really think maybe auburn hair would suit. Or just a light/medium brown colour

[@planet.marcel]

20:00 I failed my driving test the first 20 seconds in because I was also shaking really hard and I turned slightly to leave the parking lot and immediately hit the curve 😭 and I 100% did cry

[@itslaurenze]

i’m not sure if yall take topic suggestions from youtube comments but i would love to hear ryan talk about how his appearances in ant man and pam & tommy came to be!! im sure he’s had other bit parts like that but those are the two that come to mind, that i remember being like “omg ryan???” when i saw them. i’m sure they’re interesting stories!! 😁

[@gr33ngirlsea]

He said that him & Marni have the same agent and separately got auditions for the Antman roles and it just worked out.

[@T.Florenz]

Happy birthday, Shane!

[@T.Florenz]

Your hair looks great, don't even worry about it 😂

[@TenTenorioArt]

40:00, Ryan's new hair color... Make it dark roots blending up to a bright silver.

[@andreashinault7285]

Vampires also have issues with silver, that's why they can't see themselves in mirrors. Old mirrors anyway. They are backed with silver paint. And I don't think werewolves CAN touch silver. I think it burns them but I may be wrong.

[@marzonsaturn]

Hope yall are well and are enjoying things.

[@kaitlyn5646]

apple tater mention 47:53?

[@Becky_Croft]

I thought they inserted a sound clip because they talked about that buzzfeed sound clip at some point. 😂

[@Garden-of-Scarlett-Eden]

Here (Vic, Aus), driving tests allow for one minor mistake in each of the three driving segments (pre-drive safety checks, side-street driving, traffic driving) and one or two critical mistakes (i.e. explicitly unsafe actions like failing to use ones signals, forgetting to do a head check when merging, etc...) depending on how bad they were.

[@AllisonKirstukas]

Ok that Miracle Maid ad read was the best one I have ever seen

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Zach Evans whole personality is "what are you talking about?". At our last college "assembly" (it was a fun chapel), he lipsyced and danced to the Powerline song.

[@MissAtomicBomb777]

Shane looks hawtttttt ❤️‍🔥

[@adamthegolem4711]

Ok. I’m in Oklahoma. We don’t have anything like skyline. So I found their recipe online & made the 4 way. Hot damn it was good! Not sure about the smell issue they had, the one i made smelled wonderful.

[@hotdog6523]

apple tater :>

[@marzonsaturn]

I FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY 😭 hope everyone is well!

[@user-vt6qu4et3b]

So mean. Feel so bad for Shane. BAD RYAN

[@EveryCrazyDay]

Am I the only person here who has also listen to the parking escapades of the always sunny pod? Like they almost had identical stories.

[@jeremyeagan4442]

I was thinking the exact same thing 😆

[@Mads_Hatter]

Oh Shane and I are both Memorial Weekend(ish) babies! I was born on the 24th so always around Memorial Day Happy bday Shane 🎉

[@beckysmith2751]

Steven, you are the best! WHO Dey! Skyline is awesome!!!!!

[@RoyChamorro666]

Speed limit gang! 🔥💪🏾

[@harpermorin1538]

Wasn't Matt in an episode of Puppet History or am I confused?

[@dumpsterpanda88]

okay anyone else want a pod where they debate werewolves and other creatures lol Matt make it a game!

[@emare313]

obsessed with having no idea what matt looks like, while slowly learning bits and pieces of his lore.

[@ilove.gg14]

we’retalkingaboutnoodleshere

[@zucchinikindaslayed]

Happy belated birthday shane and Ryan describing his dad's car like me describing a bike I saw to my bf that I found cool 😂

[@Sarah.Gummo3223]

I love your new hair look, Shane!

[@Sarah.Gummo3223]

No offense, but it looks better than the blonde.

[@gauchegreyhound]

15:13 whenever someone parks over the line I park as close to them as possible like "good luck getting in, asshole ❤" If you park close ENOUGH you won't get your door dinged because they literally cannot open theirs ❤

[@LamiaTabassum789]

Subscribed 👍

[@amandawhite1717]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANE!!!!!!!

[@CharlieDanvers]

I did think shane's hair looked... Different. And i remember matt from the mt vesovius ep!

[@Pmujsrepmuj]

10:21 Shane was giving a mean death stare 😂

[@kristycargile6917]

Shane just mentioned David Lynch, and I've never loved him more! Happy birthday bud! 🥳🧁🎉🍰🎁🎊🎂🎈💐

[@gr33ngirlsea]

I loved Shane's blonde hair!

[@lubnapatel1816]

Making a guy cry on his birthday on his birthday is crazy 😂

[@garfixit]

Love you guys

[@gh0styyyy444]

they need to try the chilito with spaghetti, sour cream, & spicy cheese 🔥

[@REMOTEGIRL]

Happy Belated Birthday Shane!!!!!

[@JohnBragg-m5g]

Hey! My grandfather's birthday was May 16!

[@rapla310]

My new favorite episode of the pod.

[@jasminloza]

that space is for a COMPACT

[@kennedylavigne4079]

As someone from Ohio, I was so disappointed watching you guys try skyline chili. One of my favorite foods, esp when it’s home made

[@mialikeseverything]

Ryan is so relatable I'm constantly worried I've parallel parked too far from the curb 😭 I only have to drive every so often, parallel park even less, and I pick a street where no one's really around and take absolutely forever to do it perfectly haha. I would literally rather walk further than inconvenience anyone w my parking perfectionism. I should probably pick a weekend and drill parking like I did before I took my test aha

[@apeiceofgarbage9848]

Happy birthday

[@shanemotown295]

Happy birthday, My name is Shane and my Bday is May 14. Weird.

[@T.Florenz]

Happy belated!

[@carlynicole108]

Did you guys all plan to wear the button down jackets

[@serennosquadcast8297]

Shout out to biscuitville! The Tuder family lives here in SW VA. Come visit us in Roanoke VA and stay the night at the haunted Patrick Henry Hotel! 👻👻👻

[@isha4591]

lmao happy belated birthday to shane i wish him texas sized parking spots so everyone (but steven) stops making fun of him 🙏🏽

[@kleffgoeverafter]

I so relate to this Shane hair moment. Went to a new hairdresser and she totally dyed my hair not the color I expected, basically dyed it red when the agreed color was supposed to be violet. She was so fixated on covering my grays and kept mentioning when I was like uh I don’t mind them. Then the color basically faded to light brown and my darker hair with grey started coming in and I was like does it look like I was trying to cover my grey hair and am not keeping it up, when genuinely I just am growing out the color I hate until I can get my hair done the color I really wanted.

[@LadyWoot]

When are you guys going to start promoting Travel Season?

[@rikcoflores5588]

Happy belated birthday to shane

[@logan9phoenix785]

"We're talking bout noodles ere!"

[@itsvitasoy]

They have canned Skyline Chili now at Kroger/Von's! You gotta get Steven to try it and record it.

[@imeatinggoldfish]

19:29 lmaooo

[@marzonsaturn]

Its be cool to see Shane in another hair color thats not Blonde.

[@LokiKala117]

Steven didn't want to admit the real reason he passed DMV test the first time was because his parents were involved in the Pasadena DMV scandal 😂

[@nyves104]

omg why do none of you use your side mirrors to check the curb distance?? you know they move right???? you can move them down to look at the curb!!

[@UndercoverSamskach]

I had a very similar experience. Not on a test but on the driving instructor before the test. Where I am from you have to do 3, each with different levels of difficulty. First went totally fine. The second time was a different guy and he was just a fuckin douche and made me super nervous and uncomfortable. We were in one of those drivers ed cars with double steering wheels and break pedals. At one point im driving on a 4 lane road, with a 5th center turn lane, and without saying anything at all, just slams on the break. Were going 40 mph and we come to a screeching halt, and he goes, theres a bus stopping there. Literally the other side of the 5 lanes a school bus was ABOUT to stop and let kids off, didnt even have the little stop sign up yet. Then were on the highway, literally first time id been on the highway, and hes like okay, speed up and overtake this car, so i start pressing on the gas lightly, and hes like "SPEED UP! COME ON I SAID SPEED UP! PRESS ON THE GAS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Okay nevermind. Just let it go. Take the next exit." Then a third time, a small street near my house there is a weird intersection where if youre turning left you dont stop, but every other way stops. We get halfway through the intersection and dude slams on the brakes again. "YOU DIDNT STOP THERE!" im like "yea. there isnt a stop sign there." he looks back and is like "oh okay, youre fine." I got home and was just seething. He told my mom I sucked. 1 week later I had another test, was dredding it, same guy came, but this time I was prepared for his bullshit so I didnt let him get to me. Test went fine and he goes "ive never seen someone improve so much in a week." Idk how you think youre gonne teach people to drive while making them stressed and panicked.

[@Soyjackhumanman]

Ryan blonde with the mustache would look fantastic

[@TacticalWaffle]

High five for May 16th!

[@kimtaylor2197]

Happy Birthday Shane 🎉 parksmanship? Is that a thing? 😀

[@haveablessedday2024]

The cheese coneys there are the best, that's bread hot dog chili cheese onions and hot sauce on the side 🇺🇸