Tectoy's Best Worst Multicart Ever | Octavius King

[@jessewilley531]

My alternate US titles Game 1: Tuesday in Baltimore Game 2: Vacuum of Space Game 3: Wednesday in Baltimore Game 4: My Nephew Walks to School Game 5: Chucking Cheese at Chuck E. Cheese Game 6: Dave Goes to Wal-Mart Game 7: Fred's Sunday Game 8: Baltimore Driving Game 9: Racist Racing Game 10: Hell in a Helicopter Game 11: Don't Drink Uncle Ted's Tea Game 12: Space Stupidity Game 13: The Kitttyhawk Airshow Game 14: Road Unsafety Game 15: Piss On Pizza Game 16: That's Why You Don't Get An Air BNB Game 17: Elf Lazer Tag Game 18: Idiot's Ski Free Game 19: Why I Take the Bus Game 20: How I Got Out of Gym Class

[@Alzorath]

11:49 - yes. signed, first hand experience, people be a bit crazy there.

[@richardgadberry8398]

From the Rolf Harris of Sharks to the Jimmy Savile of Suns, this game is an absolute treat!

[@neuroticplays]

"It's one of the ugliest things I have ever seen and therefore I really want it" so there is still hope for me yet.

[@carl-wheezer]

You're a metalhead; we simply cannot be ugly

[@TheBeird]

Airborne Cunnilingus Factory sounds like that punk band your mate who really likes their music spends twenty years insisting you listen to.

[@littleman8674469]

The trees on level 17 look like butt plugs 😂 I love your videos and the Octavius King character! I'm glad that I found your channel through Nostalgia Nerds channel

[@_The_Jim]

Me too. This channel definately deserves a lot more exposure. Ive been watching some of the nerdies corners of youtub e for years and cant believe I never discovered octav1us until the other week. From the looks of their twitch stream, they are having lots of troubles at the moment and may not do many more youtube videos, whichis a huge shame because it's ike discovering a new favourite tv show and then finding out its been cancelled, maybe. but I hope they manage to get better enough to keep creating content as its really good stuff.

[@pjgathergood6987]

The skiing game at 20:10 turns cool because it suddenly appears as if a bloody T-Rex of all things is on the skies. If only this was the classic 'Ski Free' for Windows, that would teach that grey monster bastard that always jumps out and eats you a flamin' lesson.

[@tonybeattie3980]

Welcome back, Octavius! Good to see you making videos again, looking forward to whatever gubbins you review next :)

[@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145]

The best game = The Ghost of Mario Mario is banished to Hell for all his unrepentant killing & is doomed to forever scroll through an abandoned Hellscape that mirrors the Mushroom Kingdom

[@dykodesigns]

All of these games remind of me programming exercises that never got anywhere. It’s like they literally compiled a game based on basic programming books but done in the worst possible way.

[@1mariomaniac]

They look like games you'd find on scratch 😆

[@joeyparkhill8751]

Ah yes Brazil's answer to the Action52! it's absolute shit on cheezy biscuits!!

[@WhatHoSnorkers]

Monty Moon Shoes for the win! Some of the art is quite charming in a cartoony way, but the games look like they could have been written in BASIC. At 23:12 we suddenly fade to black but keep running until 24:10 when Sex Pest de Soleil turns up! Is that a bit left over? I do that sometimes, and find I've rendered a video with 10 minutes of content, then 40 minutes of nothing, then 3 seconds of something....

[@cubeflinger]

As someone that identifies as a lizard I certainly enjoyed being included.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

I wanna know what kind of deranged lunatic looked at these games and went "Yes. This is what we would release!"

[@hicknopunk]

The CEO of EA

[@guilhermediniz6084]

We Brazilians are a strange bunch

[@_The_Jim]

The very very goldest of comedy gold. I loved your reaction to the pervy sun at the end.

[@Freddyfan1428]

That character looks like they're thinking "Oh, sweet lord, that fart was not a dry one...." LOL! Thank you for enduring this sh*tpile, Lady Octavious! Much appreciated and thank you again for doing this and sharing it with us!

[@GeneSavage]

I seriously thought the "finger guns" in #17 was a cell phone ringing! XD It is ALWAYS so good to see a new video from you. Not only do I always learn so much, but I end up laughing my head off in the process. (It does make it difficult to go out in public without my head, but... COVID, so... yeah.) Have we complimented you on your voice before? I do love listening to you talk. I feel like we may have missed yet one more quality you have that is worthy of praise. You have a fantastic voice, and it makes it very easy to listen to you talk about practically anything. Thank you for sharing your time and knowledge with us! Your efforts are deeply appreciated. (P.S. - I'm convinced that music is a rip off of one of the Tetris themes.)

[@GazTheKitman]

MONTY MOONSHOES!! Great to see you back, Octy doing what you do best! Distilled entertainment! I hope you are well. 💚

[@TheB3e3]

Dibs on "Airborne Cunnilingus Factory" for the title of my next lofi noise album.

[@strain42]

I...definitely found this to be way more charming looking than I was expecting it to be.

[@joeyparkhill8751]

4:54 So in other words the TecToy 20-in-1 cartridge is cheaper than a baby bird with tourettes syndrome! sorry if that offended some people my cousin Nico has tourettes but his parents gave me the go-ahead to comment that. yes I did consult them!

[@zh84]

I started computer gaming in 1983 on a Sinclair ZX Spectrum, a cheap and not very capable machine for its time. Apart from the superior colours, practically all of these games could have appeared on the Spectrum then, and wouldn't have been thought good for their time. The motorbike trail riding thing in particular is similar to one of the games I typed in using ZX BASIC.

[@chroniclesofguyver7888]

"It's just one of the ugliest things I've ever seen and therefore I really want it." Sounds like how I picked out a lot of the Transformers in my collection. 😁

[@sleepytime999998]

And now Starscream can never die.

[@jasonbaize6758]

so glad to see you back! this made my waking up before going to work so much better!

[@MattiasKesti]

I was not ready for the level of game-naming presented here! The first game had me spray the better part of a mouthful of nachos over my kitchen counter. Thanks! 😝

[@cassandralyris4918]

I legit lost a chunk of toast in my coffee. It's great starting a day off with a new Octy video again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenhammscousin4716]

Y'all need some self control with food.

[@coffeecuparcade]

Oh my god I just found you with this video and I could not stop laughing. Well done, absolutely well done

[@Yesterzine]

Everything on the Master System is just classier, that's a fact.

[@DamnedSilly]

I was set up for some pretty bad games but for more than one to be prettier versions of options on the Pong console we got when I was a kid in the '70s still surprised me.

[@gonzaloNMF]

I'm so glad you're still uploading videos! Cheers!

[@Shamazya]

It's impressive how you find these really obscure releases!

[@darrancoyle8394]

Welcome back Octavious! You're my fave KZbinr!❣️

[@jacobsilguero6169]

Yay!! Glad to see your back!!! I had the sega master system 2 here in the US. None the less, interesting stuff 👍🏼

[@tommyboy9998]

no wai, CRACK MOUSE was on Master System???!!

[@adamdeville1977]

the naming conventions made me smile! not easy to do these days ty!

[@cassandralyris4918]

"Never Looking At The Sun In The Same Way Again Because I Looked At The Real Sun To Burn My Corneas So I'd Never Have To Look At This Sex Scene Again And By Extension Will Not Be Looking At The Real Sun In The Same Way Ever Again" sounds like the next big horny Iseakai light novel anime adaptation. Its English name would be: Airborne Cunnilingus Factory . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomasavendanozacarias5205]

6:41 it translates to "our (implied to be reader and writer) lunar friend" so it kinda says that it is your friend that lives on the moon

[@blackenedheart9592]

So glad to see a new video from you! 😊 I love your channel and your humor! ❤️❤️ You're absolutely amazing! 🤘

[@RetroGamebloke]

Using the same graphics over and over was probably a memory limitation of the cartridge. Don't think I have ever seen a compilation cart that was any good ever, so no change there.

[@ChrisHopkinsBass]

"This is pure scenes" has become my favourite phrase of 2022

[@19Flagg19]

A new octavious king video? Christmas came early

[@demiraichan]

Glad to see more videos from you, when I found your channel I binged almost all of it I really like your thoughts on these old games. *Watching this vid later tonight but didn't want to forget to comment.

[@Skreezilla]

Repping the Lizards yo... (raises tail in solidarity)

[@sKraat528]

Ok, this gal is pretty hilarious. Love the little character sticker emoji things x)

[@boffyb]

Long Neck Boi looks like they tried to recreate SkiFree from memory.

[@Flofutz]

That sun is really up for something. Thanks for doing the hard work of a review on this crap. Someone has to do it. And thanks for putting a smile on my Face.

[@Domarius64]

How is your comment from 2 weeks ago when this video was only uploaded today? What's going on???

[@Flofutz]

@@Domarius64 Patreon is going on ;) A bit support for Octav1us gives you early access.

[@Domarius64]

@@Flofutz ohh sneaky... that makes sense. I was so weirded out!

[@Aleksa_Milicevic]

I literally fired up this compilation for funsies not more than an hour ago 😂 Another hilariously funny video -- *textbook* comedy 📖

[@NeonSonOfXenon]

6:40 I'm not a native Brazilian Portuguese speaker, but given what little I do know, an approximate translation would be "Our little lunar friends is very hungry and needs food. Help him find food! But watch out for obstacles along the way"

[@mrgreen7525]

Tá certo, é isso mesmo!

[@frankowalker4662]

I loved the names you came up with, they fit perfectly. :)

[@stevenwhuntva]

I "love" how the frog has a second tongue still in its mouth when it lashes it out.

[@Kee-Lo]

10 out of 10 on the end monologue Sarah!

[@fattomandeibu]

Oh god, I had to pause and comment early, because on game 4 until you started walking I thought he had his willy out.

[@Sedric-and-Charlie]

that lad in 17 is CLEARLY Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO

[@radagastaddams3703]

hope your rats are doing ok after the insane heatwave in the UK. on the positive side I got to see a lot of different wildlife in my garden, stopping by to get a drink from all the extra water i left out. even had two ducks appear in my garden which I've never seen before

[@gbraadnl]

2:00 it is the girl holding the rabbit upside down by the ears that sells it. Rad!

[@tomstorm255]

As a person who's done video editing for law firms - I appreciate the stock video at 5:41 - I've used it many times myself.

[@Stilvoid]

Found my way here from Nostalgia Nerd and glad I did, great stuff!

[@mauriciomunuera]

I've had one of those super compact master systems, bought it on a flea market around 2006. It was horrible, you had to plug it to the TV (RF only) and to a power supply, so you can imagine what happened when you moved the thing around while playing: a lot of interference and bad contacts. The idea was great, but it was not ergonomic at all, so your hands would hurt really fast. Oh! Almost forgot! The RF cable wasn't really necessary, because the console had a little antenna, so it would send the signal to the TV. The image quality, however, was just horrible (if you were able to make it work at all). You could also use batteries instead of a power supply (purely distilled wireless technology!). However, the thing would get really heavy, so it became even worse to hold.

[@RaposaCadela]

This was the most creative and inspired review I've seen of this game!! One Man One Bucket sounds like a great time aklçshdaçlkjsdhlajks

[@parakart]

That poor skier looks like he’s trying to find the nearest crapper

[@stevenwhuntva]

It is a good time to go back and watch past Octy videos

[@MoltandMigrate]

I appreciate how informative and entertaining your vids are! Especially since I'm from the US, I don't know much about European gaming.

[@gwishart]

Ah yes, Brazil - one of Europe's best known countries(!).

[@MoltandMigrate]

@@gwishart It's right there next to Portugal isn't it? Lmao, nah, I get how that sounds. I meant it in a more general sense, especially because she lives in the UK.

[@metalheadgamer665]

Just woke up with a wicked hangover and saw Octavius on my timeline! Yay!

[@DorgeDB]

Airborne cunnilingus factory. I'm in love with you.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

If you try to get the “Master System Girl”, they are more rare, so you get to pay a sort of “pink tax”. Yay!

[@twithnell]

Glad people across the pond realize we aren't all like the people in Texas and Florida. lol

[@Melancolombia]

That Tinder joke was worth the effort. Bravo! 👏 😆

[@lauratiso]

i’m so glad I discovered your channel 😂

[@googaagoogaa12345678]

as for game #8 as a native texan living there i can confirm that's how it is driving in texas period. Instead of construction we need iq tests for driving... NOBODY would be on the road

[@DaveElliott]

Bjork is at the top of the first one. She loves that shiz

[@MHoeling]

Every day you upload automatically becomes a good day!

[@lazyursidae]

Oh tec toy is iconic here in Brazil! Also the pink master system has a famous character called "monica" from the "Monica gang" comics, it's REALLY famous here in Brazil! Salutations from Brazil!!!

[@kranibal]

Your sense of humour is perfect!

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

Some of us old time physics majors appreciate the 4.6 million years. Bravo.

[@MathewHaswell]

"Keep Calm and Hug Your Rat" - Octy's posters

[@TheSonicsean]

I love how the sun looks like he's split the clouds and that's why he's so happy. He's just goin to town on those clouds.

[@faenethlorhalien]

Octavius: “… lizards” Me: “Zounds! My cover is blown!”

[@googaagoogaa12345678]

The Tectoy DVD Karaoke Game DVT-G100 is a strange product released by Sega's Brazilian distributor Tectoy in 2009. It is a DVD player, a Karaoke machine and a Sega Master System all built into one unit. Thats what i want now that i know of it.

[@reaper_panda994]

That sun will haunt my nightmares for days to come

[@atkelar]

I wonder if the "Lunar Friend" got there via several typos or mistranslations... "Lunar Buggy" - "Lunar Buddy" - "Lunar Friend"...? The face on it made me giggle though :)

[@socialghost4400]

This is the first multicart I have ever seen “officially licensed”, most of these multicarts that were available back then were bootleg rubbish…..like the tiger electric games; they were just an illusion parents gave their kids to make them believe they had something cool….when in reality your time was better spend just looking out the window than playing any of those games. To my own surprise; this “officially licensed” multicart actually seems worse than the bootleg rubbish. Interesting! Anyway, thanks for the video Octavious 🍻

[@philstraintravels9281]

Game one looks like one of those phone in games you played on CBBC where the kids shouted "left, stop, right, RIGHT, stop, STOP" Also, the music is hurting my earfaces!!!

[@paultheretrogamer]

Always a pleasure to see you

[@wattouk]

To be fair to game 15, the floor is covered in butter. Which is why the chef slides up and down.

[@K.G._Drake]

That does it. I'm becoming nocturnal so the sun can't leer at me.

[@bwware]

The tinder match with the sun, Papa John's, the game titles...what a roller coaster ride! I loved it! Title #11 was my favorite. Did you name the tennis game??

[@mauriciomunuera]

Blowing magic dust to send people to another dimension? I'd call that game "friday night" Brazilian fan here! Feeling proud of my country now.

[@hackerx7329]

I am willing to give the benefit of the doubt on the native american and say that perhaps it is a native *south* american. Perhaps intended to be from Brazil? And why can't a dude have a lot of hobbies/jobs? Just look at Mario. Maybe the aroused sun from this collection and the angry sun from Mario 3 can get together and sort of even each other out. And as a note to the beautiful soul behind these videos. I sincerely hope you get all the help you need to love and accept yourself one way or another. You are a mess but most of us are one way other another and your fans love you. Not in a creepy way (well, some of them sadly yes but not most of us.)

[@srwapo]

Literally Best Game Ever Made makes me think of the display on the exercise bike in the gym that would go up and down at random while I was riding.

[@masterbrown2002]

I accidentally read the box art as “Super Jog On” and then spent far too long laughing at it. I lead a sad life.

[@Skreezilla]

So fun story time: here in Adelaide we had a spat of people coming into us with damaged retina (i work in optics so that is why they came to us) anyway, we had about 12 people come in with major retina damage in about a 2 week span all from the same part of the area.... Turns out they were in cult that believed staring into the sun each morning for 5 minuets a day would grant them eternal youth... spoiler: it did not, but it did leave their retina looking like a fried egg

[@Thrakus]

Did they have 128 256 512 in games system sold in malls in the UK around 1998? It was huge here, people did go insane for them like 25 shops in every mall just selling them. They failed to get them via copyright so they had the cops say it was unsafe and could burn down your home. idk i still find that wrong if your shop does not break the law, should not bend the law to stop them.

[@popolony2k]

The Master System Girl edition was not released for girls but it was released like a "Turma da Monica" edition. "Turma da Monica" is Monica's Gang (translated to english) and is a very famous character magazine here in Brazil, so this Master System was released to celebrate Monica that is the main character of this magazine and she is a girl (yes, the girl with a blue bunny on Master System cover) :)

[@Feenix102]

Watching this a second time...I can't get the phrase "froggy sunnilingus" out of my head...!!

[@guacamolenightmaretv7720]

Maybe Game #2 is centered around the spiky enemy from Yoshi's Island going bald and deciding to live on the moon in shame.

[@rayceeya8659]

This cart looks like the result of a freshman level programing course. "Here's the development software, your goal is to make a game by the end of the semester." It doesn't need to be Zelda, just any game. It reminds me a lot of Flappy Bird.

[@popolony2k]

Tec Toy still releases new old contents to Master System and Mega Drive here in Brazil until present days

[@chloeirnes]

Brilliant! Great video as always!

[@peterwattsuk]

Hilarious,I did a proper lol several times throughout this video. Bravo!!

[@inimitablestoo]

I would have called that first game "Grab my Tool". But I suppose that's why you're the content creator and I'm just lurking here in a KZbin comments section

[@dylan.t180]

Thanks for your videos always a good time