Atari 2600 X-Man Review | Octavius King

[@johnsensebe3153]

The blur boxes actually improve the graphics.

[@DamnedSilly]

Y'know, it's not that the Tube censors content that bothers me, it's that they never seem to tell content makers why. It's a deeply stupid way to do things.

[@Lost-Lilim]

It's mean, but clever. If they were specific they'd have set standards and would be expected to hold to those standards. Using this weasel tactic of not being specific allows them to remove things without putting in the effort of thoroughly reviewing every video in question.

[@ddjsoyenby]

agreed.

[@daanwilmer]

I don't know what's more ridiculous: the "sex" scenes from the games, or the fact that KZbin nixed the previous version of this video. Anyway, glad to see it's back. And also: free the nipple.

[@Spellfork]

KZbin is the more ridiculous thing, by miles and miles. They are so incomprehensibly idiotic with all their stunts to sanitize this platform for advertisers that they are changing the English language. Death and dead people needs to be addressed in ridiculously round about ways like saying "un-aliving" as it would actually change things to be less horrible. But just to make this whole farce even more insane it's ok for some channels to use all the bad words if they are backed by million or billion dollar companies. So, yes youtube and their policies are peak ridiculousness every time

[@YerpyMoose]

Edema doesn't only cause swelling in the ankles, but is a general term for excess swelling wherever it may occur in the body. Reasons I know this: my father is a leading voice on pediatric H.A.E. or Hereditary Angioedema.

[@YerpyMoose]

Love you platonically, Octy King!

[@Tamhvm]

*sigh* It doesn't make any, any sense that the previous version was flagged, when other creators' videos are definitely explicit. I enjoyed all the gags in the previous version, but well, apparently we cannot have good things in life. Stay strong, Octavius, we really enjoy your videos!

[@JetmanUK]

"He looks like a really horny hate symbol". HAHA. Great video.

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

Two Octavius vids in one day! Truly this is a blessed age

[@AcornElectron]

Always worth another watch x Keep up the good work lass and, as always, stay safe!

[@Ale.K7]

Thanks for reuploading it. Shame (and ridiculous) that the original got banned :(

[@5roundsrapid263]

Damn it, KZbin! There are hundreds of lingerie/bikini “try-on” videos on the platform. Two seconds of a bra gets a video banned? Really?!

[@legacyoftheancientsC64c]

Octavius' Belinea CRT is really punching me in the nostalgicles.

[@jaycee1980]

Those were bloody good monitors for the price :)

[@ericitchyd2311]

Great to see you making videos, hope your mental health is improving. Much love! I was reading your posts on your blog, I know the UK doesn't get a ton of sunlight. Have you considered going to a tanning salon? We can't process vitamin d without sunlight and it can have a big effect on mood. I'm sure unsolicited mental health advice is unwelcome so I apologize and thanks for all the great videos! ❤️

[@mark771977]

I wanna do a Listers Revenge where he loses his mind and just tells the ship to take him to anything with life. The whole game would be him trying to rail GELFs while Rimmer, Cat and Kryton tired to stop him. In just pixels, obvs. Next game is Listers Last Stand where he's had enough of their shit and is ready to fight back. That'd be a top down shooter where you had to shoot a planet, then a space ship, then finally star bug which was larger than the dwarf. Which was about a fraction bigger cus the artist went on his dinner and the coder got sick of waiting so just knocked 'something' up. Pixels, obvs, gotta wok on an Atari.

[@MJFallout]

Neologistic, aesthetic word chimeras that are used in this video, that should b used more, and that really are good to use in most any context: MYSTAQUES (15:52), KTHANXBAI (18:44) KEEp it up, Kitten. cheers!

[@xeroxedable]

Yay nice to see this video again

[@talideon]

4:30 - unfortunately, this is how you get Farages. The only way to prevent a Farage is to yeet them into the sea.

[@ZombieGamer80]

Hi Octy, Geralt sent me. he said he wants his bath salts back. X,D PS: I only shower, ler's be clear on that. :P

[@AmbersKnight]

It is so odd, I have seen videos on KZbin showing clips from films that show some shocking violence and those are not taken down but we show a nipple or some cleavage or some pixels having consensual sex with other pixels (a sentence I never thought I'd say) and KZbin loses its mind. It is very very weird indeed.

[@JB.zero.zero.1]

There are many naked bodies on here with millions of views, but small channels are often targeted, especially for mild sexual content. I've also seen dildo reviews. So yeah.

[@Ruskaga]

Believe it or not, BE&EE was recently ported to the Mattel Intellivision and released CIB (complete in box: cartridge, box, manual, and overlays). I'm not even sure how one would play it since the Intellivision lacks paddle controllers. Also, you might want to read the interesting story about Intellivision Space C--- (rhymes with "hunt"). As a Brit, you might get a kick out of the specifics of that tale. Oh, and that also received a recent CIB treatment. Kidding you not!

[@benholroyd5221]

Ooo a pair of big, squishy, err videos from Octavius I like octavius's 'videos'.....

[@Psycorembrandt]

That scene on 10 minutes is funnier than in the original video with the blurred box.

[@gonzaloNMF]

This kind of nostalgic vintage nerdy stuff is my bread and butter

[@thedeadstig123]

Calling them "enormous baps" made me laugh more than the original joke ha

[@DangerDave-e7u]

Best channel of all time.

[@ChrisDreher]

Cover similar games on other consoles of the time. The backstory on Space C**t for the Intellivision is rather interesting.

[@michaelpout4798]

Still going to watch the video again octavis king 👍

[@15-Peter-20]

I miss the full intro theme

[@15-Peter-20]

Yay octav1us 💙💙💙

[@DampeS8N]

So is the catsuit in the other video a science experiment, then? Because I'm all for KZbin getting called out.

[@lemn8]

Jeej, she back!

[@alanfike]

How many pearls were clutched by KZbin? I hear their outrage is measured in pearls clutched.

[@Arrowdodger]

Rewatching it, since hey, you deserve it.

[@yoymate6316]

just a PSA about why most bras clip at the back: sometimes, with front-clippers, if you move your arms together at just the right angle/velocity, unless you have really small breasts, there is a possibility that they’ll squish together at just the right way to undo the clip. this sounds like a very improbable scenario but it isn’t that hard to accidentally do if you’re, say, laughing very hard. don’t ask me how i know that.

[@WEEPFORBALDUR]

How do you know that? 😐 (That's me trying not to laugh as I ask that. People keep telling me to grow up but..... fick that)

[@treyjohnson4035]

There's another where the goal is yodeling in the gulley

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

Poor lady, and she has such a cute rat That's not a euphemism

[@zh84]

"This does not work at all. The drawing, I mean. I can't speak for the penis."

[@nerdycatmum]

Didn't watch the video as watched it wwhen you uploaded the original but left a like and let it play on silent in an open tab so you get full watch time as if it was the original, because you deserve it.

[@Rakiarmas]

-We are offended about what you showed in your video, so we demand that you censor it. -Okay, so what parts of the video are the issue here then, so that I can start making changes? -HAH! Like we are going to tell you that. -...

[@critusodem9908]

I have a working copy (last time I checked... 30 years?.... heh) of PORKY'S. As a kiddie, even after watching the movie, it for some reason never came off to me as something sexual. Perhaps I was and am still broken. Then again, Lesure Suite Larry felt only to be an odd game with objectives that made sense to me without completion. Octavius King, I offer you an Oatmeal Cookie achololic drink if I encounter you in your parts. Danke for the interesting recall of the 2600. -Chris

[@ddjsoyenby]

well youtube has to protecc kids from lady bras and atari bad sex scenes.

[@Croter8ment]

I still feel intensely titillated by this video. I don't think I can go on in life

[@mixedhairless]

I know that male voiceover…. Why do I know that voice?

[@MaggieDanger]

Ah yes... they've been feeding their flagging AIs really obscure stuff for some reason. Their voice-to-text API recently decided to censor things like "bouncy, bouncy" while also starting to have poor spelling on the f-word and the c-word, which... it stopped censoring when it spells them wrong. 🤷‍♀️ - I think they may have started to adopt Aperture Labs' motto...

[@jasonbaize6758]

fuck censorship!

[@RetroSegaDev]

I wonder if this video survive this time around 😁

[@Zobbster]

Stupid KZbin doing stupid KZbin things. Great video (again)!

[@Rakiarmas]

Well hopefully things will go well for you. Once I had my video banned in five countries, because of 36 seconds of game's Shop Keeper Theme. Things can be weird here in KZbin.

[@mikejons7374]

Blurred pixelated Atari 2600 sexscenes... what a world we live in.

[@StuBiddyBop]

‘Doin a sex’. Very good funny stuff.

[@benjamintan2733]

@7:29 Edema? *Google Search*... Why yes, thank you, Ms Octavius, I really did learn something. And... Wow. Okay, I mean you did warn your audience in the beginning, so, yeah I can't complain. But you really look gorgeous with the asset of yours. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tend my nosebleed...

[@PurpKing4377]

Hey @octaviusking soo glad you posted weirdly you came to my head today hope ure well

[@MrJDNJ]

At least these videos about bad "bad games" is better than the actual bad game. And yet I bet something from "Team America" would pass the youtube test with flying colors.

[@memyopinionsche6610]

Yep. Definitely some hardcore big blocky pixel on big blocky pixel action. But I don't think that's his dingo more like his leg on a wheel. Because x man leg is definitely misshapen and broken.. So he needs the wheel to move around.

[@ShadowRune]

I hate to tell you, the algorithm still hates you I saw you pop up with a notification for a new video but I didn't get to it right away and when I went to go watch it you didn't show up in my feed anywhere I had to specifically search for this video to find it. Just thought I would tell you this so there's engagement fuel

[@Kumimono]

It's that hot Belinea that got the algorhytm hot and bothered.

[@slacknhash]

X-Man is one of Noseybonk's relatives. A rhinoplasty, some hair dye, and a ton of spray tan, and that's what you get.

[@kornolis]

Wooo!!!

[@KillaBitz]

This makes no sense, KZbin has full nudity and plenty of stuff that's way more "suggestive" than some chunky pixels. Maybe if it was 18+ from the start no one would review it??? They are utter Desks!

[@nestrac]

KZbin are either blind and deaf or stupidly harsh... There isn't really any middle ground... And a bra ... A quick search and you'll find a lot more skin on the tube..

[@MSHarvey_Lyricsmith]

Two pixels need two tassels.

[@bushybeardedbear]

Rewatching for do a support. The irony of "as a woman I'm always doing a sex" in the video KZbin banned because they considered you, a woman, as inherently sexual. And they say we don't live in a world where patriarchal nonsense still guides our lives...

[@niller8p]

“For the sake of completion”… heh

[@kingedwin]

It's almost funnier because of the censoring. JAGGIEZ 2 SPICY 4 U!

[@PhilipStorry]

It was almost certainly banned because you let slip the secret about certain bits flashing during "the act". I must admit that somehow slipped past me when I watched the original, but you should know better than to tarnish innocent minds with knowledge of the joys of "disco jiggling". The blinking lady headlights are not only problematic conversation in polite company, but also why women aren't allowed to do nude bike riding at night, lest drivers get confused by the inevitable results... 😉

[@adultmoshifan87]

Anyone else first heard about this game from AVGN’s worst box art series?

[@carn9507]

I've seen full frontal nudity of real people in some other KZbin vids but KZbin thinks crude atari 2600 renditions are way more unacceptable? If that's what KZbin deems more pornographic then that says more about KZbin's own kinks than anything else.

[@brianm6337]

They aren't after that angle. People like Octavius, who don't make them "enough" money, are the ones treated to this sort of... thing.

[@michaelelsy2209]

I was traumatised by all that censorship.

[@AxiomofDiscord]

The struggle of those who are alt sexy

[@ogxboxmike]

I was a fan of the pixelnipz joke!! 😁 Trust youtube to ruin things as always!!🤬

[@slothsong080]

Having no context to previous version of this video, I thought this was going to be a video for some knockoff X-Men (possibly parody) game.

[@big_ry82]

Love that KZbin rant. Also I'm taking "do a sex".

[@Megaspartan23]

The X-man on the cover looks like a pervy Stephen King

[@WesPearsall]

Here are some words to feed the algorithm. Enjoy, algorithm!

[@Thunderwing88]

So I have to repost my comment. “The gamely of Custer’s Revenge is actually fun.”

[@markvickroy6725]

Door Knob joke. That was great. Anyone who just watches for King T!ts is missing something important. Probably a knob who's pop bought this game.

[@garrettspencer3887]

good vid just supported u

[@TheBiggerburger]

I wasn't offended enough. I demand my right to be offended!!

[@LeviathanRX]

aGe ReStRiCtEd ViDeO

[@DerpyLaron]

I honestly had forgotten the bra part of the joke, youtube is stupid about sex. Enforcing US moral on the world.

[@mtshark7]

Wow what a crazy game haha

[@bryanbridgwood6923]

Flappy birds, phwoar

[@random007nadir]

Why was this one - of all of this series - unacceptable to the platform? The box art face of the xman is the most traumatic part. I object that you didn't censor it, to be honest.

[@Haplo699g]

I know what you mean, I used to have my name on my jeans. What a weirdo. 😝

[@FluxMarsh333]

Bow down to the Almighty Algorithm! Without Question! This is the word of the Alphabet! In all seriousness though, fk YT leaving judgement to a fkin bunch of coding (coding of questionable quality, considering a human composed it)

[@inventiveusername5191]

It's impressive how quietly, as part of the pursuit of ad revenue, the same thinking that was concerned that this stuff would corrupt our children when it came out has now worked it's way into "progressive" big tech. I'm sure there's a sociology paper in that somewhere.

[@chloedevereaux1801]

so what about all the channels with women in tights stockings and lingerie!!!!!!!!

[@5roundsrapid263]

I know, right? There are many thong try-on videos out there. A bit of bra is nothing compared to those.

[@chloedevereaux1801]

@@5roundsrapid263 indeed

[@georgekostaras]

I can’t believe people made a game like this

[@launchpadmcquack9305]

That'll teach me to skip the end credits.

[@coyoteartist]

Somehow I feel offended by KZbin's being offended.

[@darrancoyle8394]

The love of my life is back with more naughty Atari's!!🐈🐾

[@memyopinionsche6610]

Well at least he's optimistic. Because if x man didn't have the controversy around it. Pretty sure it wouldn't have been a big seller. Because it was at around the same time. Where Atari was about to implode and bring on the downfall of home video games market. And just before Nintendo releases the NES. And I'm pretty much sure X-Man wouldn't have been on the Nintendo. Even with the big blocky pixel on big blocky pixel hardcore action.. Probably wouldn't have gone and got the golden seal of Nintendo's approval. Even though we can all agree that 90% of the Nintendo's NES games weren't all that great either. I mean for every Zelda Mario Metroid and Castlevania. There was always the dreaded rainbow lJN games. Just ask the angry nerd about how many really bad NES games are out there.

[@drtydawg73]

marry me Octavius!!

[@jonigazeboize_ziri6737]

flaccid game play.

[@wisteela]

Crikey

[@peterwetton]

I'd love to see an octavius review of the last of us 2, its my fave game

[@omegadragoon1544]

Atari used to be getting away with stuff. I can even tell that X-man guy definitely has a booty warrior face...

[@julienst-pierre655]

Commenting’

[@gdparry2727]

Could just watch Octy talk about bras for a few hours 😘

[@punkdallas1646]

The one time I found a red-head that I found attractive in real life.. (I'm still confused on what's true hair color) I missed a bra scene in which I wasn't aware of. Damn I wished I've experienced this channel sooner,(

[@xwolfiegreenwoodx]

don't be cringe mate.

[@TheWarmotor]

“Assigned female”? You mean your father contributed an X chromosome? Is teaching Jr High health class a hate crime in the UK?