$1.9 million in damage 😳

[@moneymusso6524]

bro looked at the porsche and thought” that’s clean i’ll spare it”

[@johnmartson7554]

How did u copy the message right above u and not be as funny and still get liked

[@CraftyLemons]

@@johnmartson7554 y tf do people care about useless likes?

[@wheelsndiaries]

He said not expensive enough

[@yomama8112]

or he thought it was a cheap turd whats the point

[@lilb808]

They finna think the porch dude did it 🤣🤣

[@RyderGroveSt]

*looks at Porsche* “Not you baby, you fine as hell 😏”

[@chiefchief306]

😂😂💀

[@Superman-oc3qt]

He skip it cuz its white and hes weapon is white too.

[@joys8634]

@@Superman-oc3qt no lmao paint stripper erodes the paint

[@Masterstrange56]

Ew

[@anjeuri3312]

He said its not expensive enough to mess it up😂

[@troypollonais9143]

These Porsche commercials are getting wild

[@sicccunt1768]

underrated

[@nook3306]

💀

[@MellyBenelli]

Legendary comment.

[@JokinIsCool]

fr

[@voltsp288]

Look there is one in India too

[@digar4432]

Not millions in damage but definitely tens of thousands in paint jobs

[@loganfabok9023]

Straight up was just thinking that

[@personyt55]

Nah they probably all got ppfs on them I would be surprised if they didn’t.

[@jamess4444]

no obviously they were all written off after that....

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

Fr I only clicked because I thought all the cars would somehow end up totaled

[@ErikvsLenny]

Please dont forget that its not only the price for the repaint but also depreciation because of the repaint status. Depretiation is more expensive than the respray

[@motosapien2310]

"I'll just leave this bottle here with all my fingerprints"

[@lordpowell3788]

You cannot lift Prints from nearly all plastic. You need a hard crisp surface. The Prince in question are oil left by your hand in the pattern of your fingerprint. If the surface isn't smooth enough Or disperses the oil like plastic Then there will be nothing to lift. What's more is let's say you did get a perfectly clean print that usually never happens usually it's Is only part of a print. That doesn't do you any good unless the person's already been arrested and been printed and then there's a database that you could run the ones you picked up in the field from but if hes never been printed then having those though as Prince do you know good because you don't know who they belong to. Also considering that the prints are nearly never a 100% match they're presented to the court as we have a 78% match type of a thing it is ultimately up to the jury to decide if that's good enough. Long story short prints buy themselves without other information are next to useless. Half of this information comes from the sheriff because we've been broken into a few times. The other half comes from me being up to no good.

[@babyskinboots5291]

@@lordpowell3788 dude seriously just gave us a whole forensics analysis because someone made a sarcastic joke 💀

[@bobbyblue46]

He’s clearly an illegal immigrant so he doesn’t care about leaving behind his fingerprints.

[@motosapien2310]

@@lordpowell3788 Buddy no need to get technical about it it was a joke but I guess the guy poured some liquid in your brain cuz you didn't get it

[@motosapien2310]

@@bobbyblue46 Do you know the guy? Where does it show that he's an inmigrant

[@eduardomeza7279]

Bro really said "well the Porsche ain't ever done nothing to hurt me"

[@Yemeball]

The range too

[@rkadarshkumar999]

So....did every other car hit him? 💀

[@Nobeyx]

​@@rkadarshkumar999no, bt ur eihter mentally unstable or the joke just flew over ur head

[@lethaltoji4573]

@@rkadarshkumar999it’s a joke…

[@rkadarshkumar999]

@@lethaltoji4573 i was also joking

[@daragon365]

"HE AINT DONE YET" *video ends*

[@daragon365]

101 likes and no reply 🥴 Let me fix that 😼👽

[@aqep]

​@@daragon365please shut up

[@UhmActually.]

Bro really said “If I can’t have it nobody can”

[@NessyMin]

Except the porsche Porsches are just too good

[@Bryan_drums]

Clever. The porsche owner did it.

[@PRINCE-ze9mw]

I laughed so hard his iq is so good😂😂

[@fares__farhi]

You'll never know why i got 24k likes.

[@notcertified7920]

That was my exact response

[@jrutman4441]

Porches have been the same since they started... Zero style zero taste

[@fares__farhi]

@@jrutman4441 whaaaatt 🤯 what's your favorite car company?

[@jrutman4441]

@@fares__farhi it doesn't matter. What I said is true. Even the SUV for Porsche is the identical style as the car just bigger 😳

[@fares__farhi]

@@jrutman4441 yes i agree with you, it's almost impossible to differ between Porsche models. but for me - as a Porsche fan - it doesn't bother me at all. and i actually want it to never change. What you think about Porsche regardless of its style?

[@brandonstonge7513]

Plot twist, he didn’t fuck with the Porsche cause he working on boosting it later this month 😂

[@bradcruise6291]

This sounds just like a dad joke. As it was so not funny that I actually laughed at it

[@Hua_Chang]

He has a heart that loves Porsche❤

[@user-nx8se5fe3p]

😮

[@ItsStellarSZN]

Bro got sponsored by Porsche after this

[@Noah-mk8wf]

As a Porsche fanboy, I was so relieved to see him skip it 😂😂

[@jeremyjones453]

The one actually nice car in the lot.

[@534tgrg6yrtgdf]

He thought it was just a beetle

[@dracozain1023]

@@534tgrg6yrtgdf Well you're not wrong, but you didn't have to say it but I mean you're not wrong

[@smaaht2531]

@@jeremyjones453 I beg to differ, the r8 is nice too.

[@deathtrap-vd6pz]

But the rolls 😥

[@junito1008]

He has some feeling for the Porsche…He didn’t touch it !! 😂

[@Douken]

Bro in his villain arc

[@RomanZamora]

He really said “F-U, F-U, F-U, ur cool.”

[@Wrazzix]

🤣 Logic. Gotta love it

[@solomon6082]

@Jack Meoff 👍

[@landmarksiren]

Buttercup!!!!

[@worldbossjkl5977]

Britney reference

[@solomon6082]

Only the real ones know… 😂

[@bctiger7882]

Love how he looked at the Porsche and was like “nah fam I got you” 🤣

[@TracyGray229]

Yea no doubt

[@MonarchNerf]

Porsche was my favorite too! Seems criminals have good taste 😂

[@BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe]

love how you random acts of kindness kiddos are jealous cuz you cant even go on a vacation💀

[@bctiger7882]

@@BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe what the hell are you talking about boy ?

[@MinhHieuNguyenChannel-wb7ic]

this is so bad

[@CGHawkatoo]

Dude did more damage than he can ever hope to afford in his life. 😱😭☠️

[@Labu2312]

Nah, they exaggerated the DMG cost, definitely not cheap but also nowhere near as much as it said, maybe thousand s of dollars but definitely not hundreds of thousands, now if the guy scratched the paint a bit and poured a bit of mercury it's a whole different story since it would react with the aluminum pieces and spread all over the aluminum parts even worse if some parts of the motor are made of it since in that case the mercury would really damage the car, that's also why they NEVER allow you to get near a plane while you carry mercury or gallium unless they are perfectly sealed and stored in the back of the plane since a single drop like I said earlier, can really damage it

[@agenthunk3491]

The Porsche guy hired him

[@Vibe_Boss]

The amount of Jealousy in the world man is crazy 💀

[@tylerbalthazor5708]

@Based_transition_Clocker You can just say you’re jealous too

[@HYP.3R_]

​​@@tylerbalthazor5708fr man like why is he protecting that guy

[@Niko-ys9ie]

@Based_transition_Clockerlots of jealousy in your statement. Cry more fg

[@HercMMA]

What do they symbolize exactly , besides hard work? 😂😂😂​@Based_transition_Clocker

[@HercMMA]

​@@tylerbalthazor5708 the pussies in this world 😂😂😂

[@kinglxwz]

Lmao he actually did skip the Porsche .

[@SnowWow]

Mr cow

[@TurtleAsshole]

@@SnowWow that Chinese meth is getting to you

[@oh_knee7173]

The cheapest car there

[@matviyk3066]

@@oh_knee7173 wrong, it’s a 991.2 gt3 rs(current market value $240k-$300k) it cost more than the r8, the i8, and that Ferrari

[@kinglxwz]

@@matviyk3066 damn bruh tell me youre a car guy without telling me Youre a car guy

[@plays4dayschannel651]

The Porsche here is the embodiment of “protect this man at all cost” meme lol. Everyone knows you never damage a Porsche 😂

[@cow09]

In this world majority of humans have this feeling called "jealous"💀💀💀

[@IZ_EDITZ4567]

Bro took "jealous" to another level

[@sba209]

Shyt if they don’t want em no more I’ll take em 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@EdgarHernandez-dq4vj]

Bitter is what it looks like

[@joseojeda2083]

Envious would be the word

[@Justin-rt7yp]

Nah this is deserved

[@SlowMiat5]

@@Justin-rt7ypand what makes you think that

[@HEC892]

He was like “you didn’t tip , you didn’t , you cool , you didn’t tip”

[@BlueRice]

Just like eating at restaurants. Make sure you tip or else they can spit in your food the next time you come

[@spacegrayn5470]

Carwash bet

[@chrismusiclover9893]

@@BlueRice sure and then i'll spit in thier faces and piss down the trachea 🤷 (you sound like the whiney little bitches who get butthurt over someone not tipping despite we customers aren't obligated to do so) I'll tip you if your not an asshole expecting handouts

[@alexbermutant28]

@@MyBaller1991 true, so if we want to stop tipping, we have to help the employees fight the fight to force employers to pay more. None of that “grab your boots by the strap” bullshit. It’s very apparent corporate America has gotten very greedy with paying livable wages while simultaneously inflating the cost of everything (including their assets) and expecting people not to complain?! Trippin.

[@alexbermutant28]

P.S at the very least people, if you don’t want to tip, don’t be an asshole customer. Be easy, it’s the least you can do. It’s always the needy ones that don’t tip too. Lol

[@Changingtesting]

Bros not even jealous. Bro just decided to live life AS misery itself

[@SarntRexxo]

dude spared the one car actually worth having lmao

[@MindsetCCG]

lol just left the bottle with his finger prints on it.

[@1DS9]

They couldnt lift a print off that 🤣

[@ryanvess6162]

@@1DS9 off a bottle?

[@1DS9]

@@ryanvess6162 yup its like 5% chance you get a clean print

[@ryanvess6162]

@@1DS9 lol ok Mr. forensic investigator

[@sendculture]

As someone who has lifted prints before, yes you can. You’d be surprised how well they turn out too!

[@scottimusprime8785]

He in priest training school. He's practicing his baptizing skills

[@Barefootclimber]

So it's these damn priests that have been writing our cars 🤯

[@Ismasqueamor]

😂😂😂😂no mamen mortales son seres terrenales con odio hasta a los seres terrenales que tienen esos objetos 👍😂😂😂

[@guymontag9577]

That's not how any Church I've ever seen Baptises.

[@aron6998]

1.9 million in damages is a huge overstatement

[@bobnewhart4318]

Looks like he was sent on a mission by someone

[@AlternativeState]

Mans walking like a priest delivering holy water baths

[@Prod.Lavure]

What?

[@garytanck]

Lol that's the first thing I thought of,,, he knows those cars are symbols of evil

[@joshuajanuary3847]

I’m just glad he left the bikes alone 😁

[@scipioafricanus6979]

Was about to say that 😅

[@johnrhodes101875]

Oh man ain't that the truth anything but the bikes you must have good taste too

[@Xxlibra1018xX]

Came in here to say just that lol

[@grimmywizard]

My brother 😂

[@jkjjhffd6579]

I assume yall love motorcycles just as much as I do

[@fullmetal1737]

he's just exorcising these possessed cars 😂

[@Jimmy2time]

Dude was like nah I’m taking this Porsche

[@luft8960]

“HE AINT DONE YET” video ends

[@VividFizzy]

Lmao seriously

[@moralesxavier777]

LMAOOOO

[@xiRePeNTx]

Bruh 🤣😂😂

[@GlOVANNII]

Fr

[@travispeterson9549]

Damn totaled them all with the paint stripper??? Crazzzy

[@CameoliRavioli]

Ikr 😂

[@PanameraTurboSEHybrid]

If the owners are smart enought to have PPF. This was laughable.

[@CoffeeAndBusiness]

Lmao yup

[@HHesh]

@@PanameraTurboSEHybrid slide right off 😭

[@Gursers14]

If that was the case people would say “here’s $5k, sprinkle some paint thinner on these cars.”

[@hewkan8481]

Range Rover got ignored in the dark 💀

[@jthablaidd]

People really don’t think there’s consequences for actions anymore

[@bensmith1629]

He's just blessing the cars with holy water.

[@MattSeconds]

Stop copying every comment on here, it's annoying

[@bensmith1629]

@@MattSeconds The only comment I read here is your crying ass comment. You crying f clown.

[@thatoneguy6233]

@@MattSeconds hey you're right he should've capitalized "Holy"

[@fireyouth7081]

@@MattSeconds it ain't gonna stop so why complain about it? If it's soooooooo annoying then stop looking at the comment section 🤡🤡

[@MattSeconds]

@@fireyouth7081 Stop your whining, it's embarrassing

[@bcp092980]

At the end. He's like here my fingerprints.

[@renaudvillacis8066]

Low iqs

[@malcombe7001]

He's a Muslim, nothing will be done, he has Allan on his side.

[@binguyt8816]

@@malcombe7001 u r saying allah and i dont think allah will save such peoples.

[@NotLikeUs17]

Fingerprints are very rarely used to catch low level criminals like this guy.

[@malcombe7001]

@@binguyt8816 No, Alan, saying it correctly is a compliment.

[@Kyrie3430]

The fact that he really left the bottle on the porsche with his fingerprints... You going to jail, u going to jail 😂

[@strafeaway]

The birds 2 seconds after when i cleaned a car

[@tinkertom3683]

So it's going to cost 1.9 million to respray the hoods of all these cars 🤔 I'm in the wrong business.

[@isthatdave55]

man, I can color within the lines where do I sign up at?

[@bricksquad5304]

The entirety of all of these cars value is $1.9 million so unless they all got totaled for some peeling paint definitely not and even if they did he skipped the porch so it wouldn’t quite be 1.9 mill

[@coo4522]

Yeah definitely only gonna cost a few thousand per car. 1.9m click bait :)

[@No1reallydies]

You can’t just resray the hood or else it will look like shit with the hood having brand new paint and the other parts of the car with the older paint probably a shade lighter due to the sun

[@itb4255]

@@No1reallydies It's possible but that also doesn't mean the cars are totaled lol. People have insurance anyway so.

[@pucker_factor.2786]

Maybe 40k in damages. The homie left his fingerprints at the scene like a boss too. Smooth brain activity

[@kylegreen378]

Yeah pretty typical

[@AGTactical]

Smooth brain activity 😂😂😂💀💀

[@thecommenter6839]

40k? Homie 40k will get maybe 3 of those cars repainted. He threw that shit all over the cars not on designated panels you can't just match a single panel to the rest of the car when there's a dime sized drop on the fender,roof,hood, door. It's gotta be stripped to look right again! But I agree smooth brain activity all day!

[@pucker_factor.2786]

@@thecommenter6839 it damn sure ain’t 1.9 mill is all I’m saying, you probably right tho

[@omletow6967]

@@thecommenter6839 still not gonna come anywhere near 1.9mil in damages. Maybe if he torched all of them and they were written off but paint ain’t worth that much

[@Moon_Boys4]

Bro said Lamborghini since your the expensivest you get the whole bottle 😏

[@Whitehalo117]

Bro woke up and chose violence and jail

[@Driftak907]

When you need the insurance money to afford the gas

[@imnothereforthefood7832]

Thank God someone else is thinking it i thought I had been watching too much dumb movies

[@lnursalim]

maybe he might work with local collision shop bc now the car owner has to get them repainted there

[@urielsalas9265]

I dont think gas is a concern for people paying the insurance on these cars.

[@imnothereforthefood7832]

@@urielsalas9265 it's a joke, also the whole point of an insurance scam is to get paid out FROM the insurer so your argument is invalid Getting paid out means you get money and that money you can use to pay for this thing called gas Gas goes in your car btw

[@richardike2342]

Insane jealousy overwhelmed him.

[@ScottLucian]

What makes me sleep well at night is knowing that man is a loser and will forever be a loser. 😂 Don’t let crap like this bring you down, King. 👑 💪

[@TinRapper]

Fatherless

[@malcomx1924]

@@TinRapperprobs a borderhopperr

[@djejrjrj]

@@malcomx1924relax u inbred twink

[@32oz_Modelo]

@@malcomx1924stupid backwet 😂

[@Fidelio1707]

Jealous is one hell of a drug

[@universal_wisdom3416]

At least he’s got taste. Could never ruin a Porsche that looks that damn good 😍

[@kevinuploadingwhatever]

"1.9 million dollars of damage" - 🤡

[@lcs7011]

Paint job is about 5k ..... rest of the car is fine

[@stefan514]

@ابو عمر الجبوري that's only true if the paint job is a sign of an accident and no, even in those cases the hit in selling price isn't huge, if the work is done by qualified companies. Repainting itself doesn't have an effect on anything

[@randomdude4110]

@ابو عمر الجبوري Do you also think having your car washed makes it lose its value too? 😂😂😂

[@randomdude4110]

@ابو عمر الجبوري So what is the issue? If you are selling your used car, why not hire a professional to do a proper fix? Most people probably don't want stock colors and would be glad to pay more if you can show them the quality work. There are plenty of places to sell exotic cars around the world at any given time.

[@randomdude4110]

@ابو عمر الجبوري I guess you don't have access to good affordable bodyshops, you had a bad experience before? In my country it's not too hard, make a lot of calls, do some diligence and research, and it wouldn't be too hard to find someone that would want their car with a custom coat.

[@timbaland916]

The fact that he skipped the GT2 lets me know he’s a real one 😂😂😂

[@mar114]

that’s an gt3rs

[@lloyd2929]

Stop guessing and say Porsche.

[@timbaland916]

@@lloyd2929 It could even be a Porsche Cayenne E-Hybrid

[@hellocar123]

gt3rs dude

[@G82Watts]

Idk but it aint 190k lol mark up on the higher end porsches are insane

[@martinjafary1201]

Left DNA there

[@dariusmccaskill354]

He has a type, I can respect that lol

[@Brian-ln1sz]

He’s like I remember the Porsche dude, he was actually nice to me.

[@Dannyyzeee]

Not 1.9m in damage. They just need the hoods repainted, maybe 20-30k

[@ppredmore7085]

Each.

[@PDXEVO]

My thoughts exactly

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@ppredmore7085 Still not even close to the price of the entire car

[@Apollo-Computers]

What you mean? Those cars are now totaled!

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Shhhh this guys trying to get insurance to cover youre gonna blow it

[@snowpaletehdog]

Jealousy is a hell of a drug

[@robcarter533]

😅 Thing izzz... That Porche looked at his ass like one of those cars from the CARS movie! Took him back a few years!

[@ankl3shank3r85]

"1.9 mil in damage" they act like he totaled their cars 😂🤦

[@uncomfortableshirt3870]

People are dumb as fuck

[@dingusfuzzklonnkt2755]

If you're talking about collector value they do not want repaints so the pos did ruin the cars. When they go to sell their $500,000 car they have to try to disclose some DA threw paint stripper on the hood. I don't know about you but if I had $500,000 for a car it wouldn't be a repaint

[@jamesblunt1915]

You act like 1.9 million is chump change. How rich are you 🤔

[@ankl3shank3r85]

@@jamesblunt1915 he didn't do 1.9 mil in damage lmao probably like 50-100k

[@chrismusiclover9893]

@@ankl3shank3r85 even at that i'd say it's around $75k to paint the tiny ass spots the guy "messed up" lmao people act like paint is made of gold shit's halarious

[@gabriellezli5826]

Honestly I see why he skipped the Porsche, even though gt3 rs is one of my favorite cars when you see that gray in person it’s just too sexy

[@justincase9888]

And that.s the reason why beautyfull women shouldn.t get tattoos. You also don.t put a bumpersticker on a Porsche

[@greego5952]

@@justincase9888 people don't get tattoos for other people, they get it for themselves. Lol

[@JamesBond-lh2ib]

Porche seems like it’s the only car that gets the most respect from the community in general, not underrated an not too overrated 💀💯

[@OPPKPopZ]

Def a insurance job lol

[@90Ferd]

Aw man these cars are totalled now, I can imagine them going strait to the junkyard with this fatal paint damage...

[@J.0.E]

Right the horror

[@mylittlepony7477]

Man I got a buffalo, some hen and 2 cats, wanna trade them for that junk of a 4 wheeler you about to crush?

[@angelo.3463]

I wonder if the drivers made it…😔

[@pratik.8156]

Yes i will only pay 500$ for this cars🤢

[@meatsy1]

Bro just put some polisher on

[@shidolamasu2889]

Man was like damn that’s a fine Porsche I’ll just leave it

[@trapr1993]

Nah he was like damn thats ugly af Aint no one even going to buy it or pay for repairs

[@eat_my_haas4453]

@@trapr1993 nah cuh that’s the best car in there

[@chacorta8306]

@@trapr1993 you give women a bad name, this is why men usually keep them out of car conversations.

[@shidolamasu2889]

@@trapr1993 only a car guy can understand my comment so whatever…

[@G82Watts]

​@@trapr1993u drive a dodge..

[@magnetikphrequence]

This is why you must stay away from envious and jealous people. The quicker you can identify them and keep out of your life the better your life will be. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@zacchfromdalou9679]

Yall assuming the “fck off rich” man who cars them is ain’t probably deserve this is krazy😭💀🤧💯

[@Anonymuz1]

Bro is a spy from porshe lmao

[@lukegrant9526]

And Rover ofc 😂

[@datsunracer9378]

I'm so glad that he spared the V6 Charger and the Nissan Altima.🙏😔🙏

[@ugonnafinishthat268]

Lol

[@hacklaurent9412]

And few days later it goes " my boy never hurt nobody he didnt deserve this "

[@Rob0865]

A trainee priest blessing the vehicles! 🤣

[@fwix771]

My guy just earned himself 5000 community service hours 😭

[@epaminon6196]

The same amount White collar criminals get for causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages, right?

[@WickedLobstah978]

200,000 hours

[@tessbarejamahandog4668]

Plotwist, he was just giving them holywater😂😂😂

[@Major_Kiid]

HE LEFT HIS FINGER PRINTS THOUGH 😅😅😅

[@ar3cz3k_]

This looks like GTA

[@knorrepotje22]

Sure let’s just asume the damage was the same as the list prices for the sake of a good YT title

[@hebdrheh6345]

The guy also ended cracking the windshield on some and full on stomped 2 holes through either rr or lambo

[@gimmethemshoes3938]

@@hebdrheh6345 where did you see this, because it sounds like you just made that up.

[@hebdrheh6345]

@@gimmethemshoes3938 I saw the second half of this video somewhere where he ended up jumping on top of one of the cars and started stomping on the windshield and cracked it and ended up putting a hole through it

[@whoshotme7001]

Lmao you mad?

[@saturation2095]

@@hebdrheh6345 wasn't that a different video

[@tooni-2ni]

“1.9mill in damage” don’t act like you’d have to buy a new car just cuz this, maybe a new paint job but not a whole car

[@Clorox__Bleach]

Truthfully speaking, maybe not 1.9 mil but those cars probably caused tens of thousands to low hundreds of thousands in damage. A lot of low mileage cars like that are used by people to hold value. For cars like that a repaint drops the value by tens of thousands. Still not nearly the 1.9m but a lot of money.

[@kylebutterfield2461]

it is probably including depreciation in value due to it needing a new paint job, first paint job is always worth the most

[@glenbutler5561]

Costs alot to paint some of those cars.

[@kazuya4133]

I see the damage maybe exaggerated but the car will go drop in value due to a new paint job

[@remyche8768]

I'd want a write off

[@BaconPlayinonline]

Expensive Cars🚫 Undercover Cops✅️

[@PerpetuallyTiredMillennial]

Best ad for PPF I've ever seen

[@DopepusherNash]

Bro spared the Porsche 😂😂😂

[@BigFlopperino]

"1.9million dollars in damage" Yes, all the vehicles must be replaced because of a couple drops worth of paint damage

[@Jake-li7ih]

Probably just water anyway

[@vEvilExecutioner]

My thoughts aswell hes not masked or anything i'd say its just a stunt by the owners friend and its just water in the bottle

[@chaytonhurlow840]

Not to mention that the cars aren't even worth the prices shown

[@GuitarDaddyo]

I hear ya man.

[@SamanthaP48]

Could’ve said damage to $1.9 million worth of property. Regardless I just watched a Tesla get keyed on the side $5000 (4,800 of we want to get technical) worth of paint damage just for a key mark. Nevertheless this is an EXTENSIVE amount of damage.

[@Aposte-quotation]

Only guy to hate harder than kendrick😂

[@Xydent1]

Porsche be looking nice

[@thehorsecockexpress1068]

Left the bottle with his fingerprints, that double digit IQ

[@eh6971]

Doing this shit is double digit IQ.

[@konata736]

@@eh6971 OH yeah as if cops will waste the time and money dusting finger prints for something rich people insurance already covers.

[@David-jh8mp]

He is probably already dissolved in acid bath.

[@infinity002]

@@konata736 actually there was caes where Cops did do that. a lad had thsi Lamborghini which was Hella costly. a thief broke in and damaged his car for god knows why, he demanded and used his power to rain down hell on that thief because first camera evidence and 2 fingerprint. He couldn't afford the fine and went to jail. Moral of the story, don't ever touch someone else's property even if he is rich or poor

[@infinity002]

@@konata736 like the lad had insurance, but he was Hella crazy over the fact that his poor baby was hurt by a thief. The thief could come again too. So all hell broke loose and now the thief is living like 5 years in jail, think 5, probably. He's got a shitty life to come as well, my man is Hella influencial. Idk why this stupid thief even thought of doing that, dumb people dumb endings I guess.

[@seenoevl6129]

Plot twist: he was a priest just was tryn to blessed the drivers for there safe race

[@The_Bradleinater]

Yeah i saw on the news it was just holy water🤣

[@SoloMewing007]

Bro is a Porsche lover 😂😂😂

[@ethanbrown3879]

Buddy left fingerprints for the cops😊

[@DSTEP747]

"Here's my fingers prints" Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES

[@zachster2016]

Fingerprints are usually just for murder

[@dealincat933]

Cops don’t check fingerprints Lol

[@Yeah_Nahhh]

@@dealincat933 are u stupid?

[@ItsReplayBro]

@@dealincat933 bruh what 🤣. Yes tf they do.

[@SMC4free]

@@ItsReplayBro only if people were harmed or killed i think

[@JamesWhite-mb8mg]

When he finally gets his first new car at age 43, someone will steal his tires in his drive way.

[@stayboosted1966]

Or they could just blast him to tenbucktwo for fucking up their super cars

[@KodeineCowboys]

“A wild criminal” 😂😂😂

[@PowerfulOnes]

Feels like some sort of insurance fraud

[@Anon_2025]

Everyone's saying he has good taste because he skipped the Porsche, in reality, he was creating the main suspect to the crime.

[@fernandoabascal6295]

You overthinked it, in the most absurd way.

[@Anon_2025]

@@fernandoabascal6295 it's called a joke.. don't overthink it

[@kilog8366]

@@Anon_2025 Hah got em

[@SuperiorDefense]

The Porsche can be sold they're still highly desirable, the rest of the cars are not. We are heading into a recession so we will see a lot of insurance scams. Hire a meth head for $500 to "vandalize" cars at your dealership and collect cash since you can't sell used exotics in a recession especially in Pima county.

[@Anon_2025]

@@SuperiorDefense um excuse me but....who tf asked you, crackhead?

[@Bendoverz34]

When you’re jealous lol

[@joski9030]

Looks that way doesn’t it or he’s been paid to do it.

[@lonemaus562]

Fuck then lmao those Rich people don’t give a shit about you bro they scam there way to the top while your work your ass off for scraps

[@KatoSento]

More like just goonin

[@ZxSkyLineKidxZ]

Finger prints on that bottle 😂

[@MagiKKarpets]

That's a death sentence if he done that to my car.

[@wiseman2732]

He has paint Workshop in the corner!!! He's hoping to milk these rich guys🙃😁

[@bakalurx]

I hate people who scam like this

[@dramatyst5661]

Well it ain't coming out of the rich people's pockets , there is something called comprehensive coverage on an insurance policy and I guarantee these people have $0 deductible

[@devilsson6660]

Itll buff out

[@puroverde7115]

He was blessing them with holy 💦

[@2147B]

Bro owns an autobody/paint shop.

[@Weezwr]

I was relieved to see he decided not to mess with the Porsche..

[@S11lent]

lol, porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it. I'm a Porsche fan..