1 day vs 10 years in Germany | starting a Business 👨‍🔧

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Radical Living

Radical Living

Күн бұрын

Would you start a startup in Germany? I know I wouldn't^^

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@eg17532
@eg17532 3 ай бұрын
As a Dutchman, Germany feels like you're going back in time 20-25 years. It also feels like they've missed the whole digitalization thing.
@yunusgokcen174
@yunusgokcen174 3 ай бұрын
Go back how?
@bluefox9436
@bluefox9436 3 ай бұрын
Trust me everyone here knows that this stuff is atrocious but somehow noone feels responsible for changing it...
@derilputra5863
@derilputra5863 3 ай бұрын
Ngl everytime the goverment say "digitalization" I always laughs
@MrsMegaVideo
@MrsMegaVideo 3 ай бұрын
And i Look to the Skandinavien countrys and think: If it wont be sooo cold, that would be a good Alternative 😅
@energetic_society
@energetic_society 3 ай бұрын
Working with pen and paper should make the infrastructure hack-proof 😂
@sabinewagner7009
@sabinewagner7009 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 Bureaucracy is the art of making possible impossible 😂😂
@RadicalLiving
@RadicalLiving 3 ай бұрын
haha well said
@JocelynEke-f5m
@JocelynEke-f5m 3 ай бұрын
Good one
@sabinewagner7009
@sabinewagner7009 3 ай бұрын
Thank you all for the "likes" ✌😘
@nelsonbida9958
@nelsonbida9958 3 ай бұрын
You mean beareaucrazy😂???
@andrewgreenwood9068
@andrewgreenwood9068 3 ай бұрын
Even as someone who genuinely likes burocracy i think Germany takes it a bit far.
@recreationp5714
@recreationp5714 3 ай бұрын
In Kazakhstan you register a company within one day and then open a bank account and submit required documentation in 2-3 more days. Almost all of it is made online. Within a working week you can start to do business legally
@RadicalLiving
@RadicalLiving 3 ай бұрын
haha nice even Kazakhstan is more modern than Germany^^
@recreationp5714
@recreationp5714 3 ай бұрын
@@RadicalLiving I suggest that it is due to the fact that we, as a post soviet country have started to have commercial banking in 1991, so system isn’t that old and thus more prone to changes and digitalization, while banking and governance practices in Germany date back decades or in same instances centuries back so it’s more difficult to change or digitalize the whole system due to regulations, norms, practices and tradition. When we open a bank card it’s given to you at the bank immediately after being printed in front of you, you spend like 3-5 minutes to get a new bank card. But with all that digitalization of ours you are still a lot richer than we are, so..
@pandus47z
@pandus47z 3 ай бұрын
Да тут все СНГ такое)
@humungushumungus213
@humungushumungus213 3 ай бұрын
Sexy time with sister and Boney M cassette will expedite the procedure 😂
@rampantflemish678
@rampantflemish678 3 ай бұрын
And look at Kazakistan 😂
@TReXcuRRy
@TReXcuRRy 3 ай бұрын
As a frenchman, I can assure you, you have not seen bureaucracy at its worst.
@nieselregen420
@nieselregen420 3 ай бұрын
As a German, this is just rookie shit. Germany is the worst in that matter
@Sinesgaitz
@Sinesgaitz 3 ай бұрын
@@nieselregen420 At least German folk have this vigor for getting things done, correct me if I'm wrong. State workers in Spain are known for their loooong breakfasts (they are so hard to reach) and very low motivation to help. It's a general European problem I guess.
@nieselregen420
@nieselregen420 3 ай бұрын
@@Sinesgaitz Nope this is in my opinion just a stereotype which is not true. I worked in a hospital and some of my colleagues were playing games all day or just talking. It really depends what you do. But in general Germans are good at pretending to be working hard. We’re no better than the rest I’d say. But I kinda can understand that attitude, when your job gives you nothing back. I mean it takes up 70% of your week, no one can work all the time
@TReXcuRRy
@TReXcuRRy 3 ай бұрын
@@nieselregen420 At least Germans get things done. In France it's worse because you add another layer of lazy public infrastructure. Combined with dated, overcomplicated bureaucracy, in the end nobody wants to start nothing, no business, no endeavour, just because of the paper work. Hell, just declaring your taxes once a year is a chore.
@nieselregen420
@nieselregen420 3 ай бұрын
@@TReXcuRRy Bro trust me, it's 100% the same or even worse in Germany. I recently started a business and the paper work is hell. They don't tell you shit and will fine you on every occasion. Thousands of forms you have to fill in and then you have to wait weeks for them to respond, because they don't have any digital infrastructure. Germany sucks in that matter. There are so many government ministries/institutions who need you to send them a letter. And they'll always respond with letters as well. Have fun dragging a small issue over months just because our old politicians refuse to change anything for the better. Conservatism had Germany not doing shit for 16 years. Just look at our trains.
@pfnspetsnaz9721
@pfnspetsnaz9721 3 ай бұрын
Man wore the same shirt for 10 yrs. That's dedication
@WhiteGaming.
@WhiteGaming. 3 ай бұрын
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE LMAO
@SauceDon32
@SauceDon32 3 ай бұрын
Well tbf I don't think his business was doing too good
@austinhernandez2716
@austinhernandez2716 3 ай бұрын
I got some Nikes from 10 years ago. They're the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn before.
@akankshatiwari3964
@akankshatiwari3964 3 ай бұрын
Well with just 4% profit margin in 10 yrs. What do u expect?
@thedicehavespoken6234
@thedicehavespoken6234 3 ай бұрын
With a 4% profit margin he probably couldn't afford a new one
@lolakuty-to9io
@lolakuty-to9io 3 ай бұрын
Germany is the reason for Kafka's literature.
@amerubix185
@amerubix185 3 ай бұрын
And we even have a beautiful word for it: kafkaesk.
@PhonePyaeNaung
@PhonePyaeNaung 3 ай бұрын
He lived in Czech
@red_boum
@red_boum 3 ай бұрын
@@PhonePyaeNaung Yeah, and his relationship with his dad with the influence of his writings, this is just a joke.
@FoxGameCZ
@FoxGameCZ 3 ай бұрын
Kafka was living in Austria-Hungray and todays Czechia. He was czech jew.
@patcp214
@patcp214 3 ай бұрын
Kafka lived in Austria
@scottredmond6406
@scottredmond6406 3 ай бұрын
Gotta give credit to this guy for spending 10 years in Germany just for a yt short👍
@someguyO2W
@someguyO2W 3 ай бұрын
Sleek joke with no comments? Let me fix that for you.
@Zaros1337
@Zaros1337 3 ай бұрын
And all without aging a single day!
@YouAreAmerican1776
@YouAreAmerican1776 3 ай бұрын
@@Zaros1337Must be the old spice
@cjadventures8840
@cjadventures8840 3 ай бұрын
He didn’t actually though, he just pretended. You’re welcome
@OnlyPedosCanTagMe
@OnlyPedosCanTagMe 3 ай бұрын
​@@cjadventures8840No, you're welcome
@Therton
@Therton 2 ай бұрын
In Poland you can register your company in about 2 hours and you can make everything via website.
@lufcik69
@lufcik69 2 ай бұрын
and then you will make nothing because poland has no money and taxes takes everything Remember, never register a business in europe, do it somewhere with low tax from business income and "open" your business anywhere, aside of poland.
@bengeurden1272
@bengeurden1272 23 күн бұрын
Yes but in Poland everybody is going to rip you off as well.. lol
@jomanaitor
@jomanaitor 3 ай бұрын
bureaucracy in europe is legendary. here in spain is the same,tons of paperwork written in the most formal and weird spanish you can get,and when you try to call and get some answers they don't know a damn thing. you end up paying another company to deal with all of this crap for you
@baha3alshamari152
@baha3alshamari152 3 ай бұрын
Not really Countries like Estonia and Ukraine have an easy efficient bureaucracy to deal with In fact Estonia has the most efficient digital government in the world
@alihorda
@alihorda 3 ай бұрын
​It is true for almost all European countries tho. Bureaucracy is hell on earth ​@@baha3alshamari152
@SageMindWhisper
@SageMindWhisper 3 ай бұрын
@@baha3alshamari152 yes, but there is a slavery for men in Ukraine which makes it not attractive
@baha3alshamari152
@baha3alshamari152 3 ай бұрын
@@SageMindWhisper If you are woman then it's one of the best places in the world to live in
@humungushumungus213
@humungushumungus213 3 ай бұрын
@@baha3alshamari152They drag you off the streets in Ukraine for uncle Sam’s meat grinder😂 of course $$$ talks and BS 💩 walks
@emilerhard4189
@emilerhard4189 3 ай бұрын
Exit Form is the only thing that keeps us here
@minato_2001
@minato_2001 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@bubblegumgun3292
@bubblegumgun3292 3 ай бұрын
true Brazil moment
@nuclearrabbit1
@nuclearrabbit1 3 ай бұрын
Leaving America is like trying to stop watching a train wreck. A really long, slow train wreck. 😂
@MarioMario-rh3rk
@MarioMario-rh3rk 3 ай бұрын
😂
@TaCC2
@TaCC2 3 ай бұрын
The exit tax. Its the exit tax
@joshuaruha
@joshuaruha 3 ай бұрын
100% can confirm, the bureaucracy is a literal nightmare to navigate
@Pedgo1986
@Pedgo1986 3 ай бұрын
its not bug its feature
@clb303
@clb303 3 ай бұрын
@@Pedgo1986 Germany has some of the best worker protections in the world. As much as bureaucracy is a pain in the ass, they are clearly doing something right.
@manjuananthnadhajeesh3581
@manjuananthnadhajeesh3581 3 ай бұрын
The ridiculous bureaucracy is the price germany pays for actually having good anti trust laws that prevent monopolies from forming and good worker rights that prevent it from decaying into a dystopian hellhole.​@@clb303
@haroldfarthington7492
@haroldfarthington7492 3 ай бұрын
@@clb303tell me more. Europeans literally have told me the shit I go through at my fast food job is illegal there
@clb303
@clb303 3 ай бұрын
@@haroldfarthington7492 You're going to have to at least elaborate or use the power of Google
@nunyabidness117
@nunyabidness117 3 ай бұрын
A friend living in Spain told me it would have taken months to open a bakery. She moved to the states and within 2 weeks she was up and running. P.S. it was Indiana, not California.
@jaimecantu6437
@jaimecantu6437 2 ай бұрын
¡Buena suerte para tu amiga! 😃
@pod831
@pod831 2 ай бұрын
California is just as bad as Germany.
@everybodysMaster1
@everybodysMaster1 2 ай бұрын
Got my own plumbing business here in california. Paperwork was immediate
@NW.1904
@NW.1904 2 ай бұрын
@@everybodysMaster1I’m a plumper from Germany or a Plant mechanic for HVAC I don’t know if there’s a big difference between those two jobs in the states. But my question is. Would you hire me? 😂 don’t want to live in Germany anymore.
@rbasket8
@rbasket8 2 ай бұрын
Spain is an economic nightmare. And bureucracy is one of the worst worldwide.
@jonas2104
@jonas2104 3 ай бұрын
I'm currently in the process of closing and liquidating my GmbH in germany... you speak out of my heart
@SteffenWernicke
@SteffenWernicke 3 ай бұрын
It tooks me 5 years to liquidate a GmbH in Germany.
@doloreswatson6269
@doloreswatson6269 3 ай бұрын
Happy you found salvation brother.
@st-sj1cf
@st-sj1cf 3 ай бұрын
Why?
@catalan500_8
@catalan500_8 2 ай бұрын
If you’re ditching the country why do you even need to bother filling out exit paperwork for a company then? You’d think as long as you stop operations there all together there isn’t really anything they can do about it if you don’t fill out the paperwork, right??
@all-gone
@all-gone 26 күн бұрын
@@catalan500_8I am guessing it would keep you on the “good list” side of things when you want to come back into the country for a visit?
@portugalsud2924
@portugalsud2924 3 ай бұрын
In Portugal you can open on-line a company in 24h. This is called the Simplex Act. It made everything simple.
@asmitroy2535
@asmitroy2535 3 ай бұрын
It's in the name ain't it😭
@ellebelle2507
@ellebelle2507 3 ай бұрын
Same in UK :-)
@krasky
@krasky 3 ай бұрын
In Germany you can do it in 24 months. This is called Complex Act. It made everything complex.
@amerubix185
@amerubix185 3 ай бұрын
@@krasky 😂👍
@HueghMungus
@HueghMungus 3 ай бұрын
​@@ellebelle2507but your company trashes small private businesses 😂😂 incompetent islanders
@KazeN64
@KazeN64 3 ай бұрын
I was born and lived in germany for 25 years and literally left the country because of this. The stress of dealing with the overcomplicated taxes and beurocracy is too much. I now live in canada and it's so much better. Plus, I get to keep a lot more of the money I make. It's been 3 years since I left germany and I'm still dealing with paperwork about my exit every now and then.
@BeatstormX
@BeatstormX 3 ай бұрын
From all the shit that never happened this never happened the most
@EbubeDibie
@EbubeDibie 3 ай бұрын
@@BeatstormXI believe him. Sorry
@ThaTraitor
@ThaTraitor 3 ай бұрын
​@@BeatstormXnah he legit
@hodysensei3438
@hodysensei3438 3 ай бұрын
As your dutch neighbor.. i felt that…
@Maeve-gt4oy
@Maeve-gt4oy 3 ай бұрын
I was wondering why you chose not to move your business to the Netherlands instead? It seems that it would have been much easier to relocate there. The international trade routes would make world-wide shipping both easier and cheaper, and starting a business in the Netherlands offers several advantages over Canada.
@EzekielBrockmann
@EzekielBrockmann 3 ай бұрын
I opened a business in Estonia in a couple of hours. Paying back taxes was also super easy, I set up a repayment schedule in about 15 minutes. It was all so quick amd painless, I loved the process, actually. I was respected.
@logvoid1559
@logvoid1559 3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile in the Netherlands I could get an appointment for my application the same day and all I needed to do was show ID 😂
@alo2285
@alo2285 3 ай бұрын
Ugh take me work you!!! I wanna move there so badly 😭😭😭
@mariuszwaszak1523
@mariuszwaszak1523 3 ай бұрын
Same in Poland. Except for the fact that we also have digital ID’s😁
@NeonColored
@NeonColored 3 ай бұрын
I swear everyone got the memo but Germany. Germany sat on it, farted five times and then threw it out the window because it smells bad
@contactkelvinsim
@contactkelvinsim 3 ай бұрын
Huh.. in Singapore... I can register a company online in 30mins.
@summer7603
@summer7603 3 ай бұрын
The Netherland farmers are dope They beat out the corruption with fertilizer
@Populous3Tutorials
@Populous3Tutorials 3 ай бұрын
he left 10 years later, and after 2 months in the states, he texts an email" "your business in germany has been accepted"
@ArifDercuyas75
@ArifDercuyas75 3 ай бұрын
I can hear the scream from this guy hopefully not punching his laptop or smashing his cellular. LOL.
@TreefeedXavier
@TreefeedXavier 3 ай бұрын
e-mail? How about paper mail!
@pastramusic1553
@pastramusic1553 3 ай бұрын
​@@TreefeedXavier Fax is the only answer
@dotcom2463
@dotcom2463 3 ай бұрын
I don’t think you were paying attention
@coklorohacis4576
@coklorohacis4576 3 ай бұрын
​@@pastramusic1553Sending a pigeon, over the sea 🤣🤣
@AshKetchum442
@AshKetchum442 3 ай бұрын
This and Uyen Ninh’s posts about paperwork make me understand Kafka’s The Trial better. Its just forms and waiting!!
@retired-s5h
@retired-s5h 3 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@ehsome
@ehsome 3 ай бұрын
You might like "Poseidon" as well. A page long only, from Kafka, about this again...
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 3 ай бұрын
The Austro-Hungarian Bureaucracy was even worse though
@jan7356
@jan7356 3 ай бұрын
No. It’s unclear forms, them screwing up, nobody knowing what’s going on, not understanding what forms need to filled out when, what regulations need to be complied with and how is this done. Inefficient bureaucracy with lots of slow and clueless people who „forget“ to tell you what you have to do for the next step.
@Kitopa
@Kitopa 3 ай бұрын
I started a pressure washing business in the US, filled out paperwork, sales and use tax. Didn't make a single sale (lacked capital and experience, plus I got hired to pressure wash by another company) a year later I got all kinds of things in the mail about my business. "you owe $750, no you owe $1000, we will seize your property unless you pay your remaining balance of $0.00" I finally reached out to the people, THEY CLOSED MY ACCOUNT FOR ME AND I DIDNT PAY A PENNY!! Much easier than expected, as an absolute novice that knows nothing, I recommend
@WillieFungo
@WillieFungo 3 ай бұрын
You shouldn't have even made an LLC for that. Just treat it as regular income if there are no employees. Registering just brings unwanted attention.
@kyle6781
@kyle6781 2 ай бұрын
Which state?
@ronaldcanisius1390
@ronaldcanisius1390 3 ай бұрын
Best business in Germany: have a shop for public forms hahaha
@MedEwok
@MedEwok 3 ай бұрын
As a doctor I always think that company that makes the 5-page form I have to fill out when someone dies has the safest income, because people will always be dying in Germany and I cannot see that form being digitised within the next 30 years at minimum.
@CreepinCreeper145
@CreepinCreeper145 3 ай бұрын
But you'd have to endure the same process of filling out public forms to open a shop selling public forms 😂
@prashantmishra5691
@prashantmishra5691 3 ай бұрын
@@CreepinCreeper145 exactly what i was gonna say haha. Aha! you are still not done yet. (Bizarre German Laughter)
@evilnick01
@evilnick01 3 ай бұрын
Hahah, sie sind wirklich erfolgreich hier 😂
@BNBPhotofr
@BNBPhotofr 3 ай бұрын
You haven't seen Belgium yet, 11 million inhabitants, 7 governments.
@CA999
@CA999 3 ай бұрын
And how many languages and dialects? Also more importantly, how many flavours of chocolates? 😊
@grumbeard
@grumbeard 3 ай бұрын
The joke about Belgium not being a real country still holds.
@ainz2579
@ainz2579 3 ай бұрын
Wait what?
@jostasizzi818
@jostasizzi818 3 ай бұрын
7 goverments??? What???
@gannaglobina6509
@gannaglobina6509 3 ай бұрын
Please come to Switzerland 😂❤
@SIDotaku
@SIDotaku 3 ай бұрын
If there's one thing people UNDER appreciate about the U.S, it's the sheer drive and positivity around entrepreneurship
@nickbono8
@nickbono8 3 ай бұрын
We love to see a rags to riches story in the U.S.
@devonmack982
@devonmack982 3 ай бұрын
@@juliasteam2077 you are either blind or not truthful. Even our poorest are rich by world standards, we have an epidemic of fat homeless and even those on the smallest income of minimum wage, as long as you're not stupid enough to live in a major city, you can live off until you are able to find something better or work your way up the ladder to better paying positions which in most cases can take only a few years. Many people in fast food can make management in 3-5 years and get paid vastly more and can stay continue to work their way up or find another job with better pay with that experience. Vocational jobs are also highly paid and very under filled right now. To many people expect to make lots of money right out of school or don't want to work and earn their way up like every generation before them did. Stop being lazy and you would be just as well off as your parents by their age. It's things like inflation, and poor government spending and devaluing dollar you really have to worry about. Which is a major left thing so vote for those who don't screw over your money and will cut your taxes and let you keep what you earn.
@nickbono8
@nickbono8 3 ай бұрын
@@juliasteam2077 not necessarily. Riches doesn’t have to mean being a billionaire. Riches can very well mean being comfortable in the middle class. Upward mobility is what that phrase really means.
@beckypetersen2680
@beckypetersen2680 3 ай бұрын
@@juliasteam2077 No, not true. If you re a good businessman, you have the potential to get truly rich in the USA. Small businesses do it all the time. Takes a lot of work, but way, way less paperwork than a place like Germany - or Europe, in general.
@ch4osaeternum74
@ch4osaeternum74 3 ай бұрын
​@@juliasteam2077Nah the financial growth when you move to the US is significant. You ain't gonna be a baller but you will be much better off and not paying out the ass for dead beats like you do in Germany.
@lemonaid8678
@lemonaid8678 3 ай бұрын
The Germans have always loved their paperwork. So much they spent a decade or so forcing you to show it.
@Fuerwahrhalunke
@Fuerwahrhalunke 3 ай бұрын
Paperwork is one thing, institutions taking their sweet time answering them and giving you a clear path is another. If you could hand your paperwork in one day and have them accept or decline it the next day would be a blessing. It's just that after you hand it in you will get an answer 3 months later, where they demand you hand in a new form within the next 7 days, just to wait another 3 months for another answer. If they want something it's as quick as can be, if you want something they are taking their sweet time.
@avablue6062
@avablue6062 2 ай бұрын
😬
@michaelpease2103
@michaelpease2103 3 ай бұрын
I started a local service business in Oklahoma USA with about 5 total forms including banking accounts and IRS registration. I don't have any employees so it was incredibly simple. That was two years ago and I'm still going! Every day is a nail biting, stressful, glorious roller coaster ride. Wouldn't have it any other way.
@wholeNwon
@wholeNwon 3 ай бұрын
When I was in business, I set up a DE corporation. Took only a few minutes on line.
@kennethb6211
@kennethb6211 3 ай бұрын
You don't really need too you can buy the name and domain and llc it later you can still file it as a company when you pay taxes.
@zafira976
@zafira976 3 ай бұрын
...just keep on telling yourself that...one day you might convince yourself
@OsmanToplica9001
@OsmanToplica9001 2 ай бұрын
In denmark you go online, type in the name of your new company, what type, some addresses and info on yourself, sign digitally, then order a bank account online and that's it.
2 ай бұрын
Taxes are still pretty complicated in the US. Even employees have complicated taxes. It's much simpler in eg Singapore.
@FancescaTanuki
@FancescaTanuki 3 ай бұрын
in Italy used to be like that but they strip down burocracy with SPID (digital id) and you can operate online most of the times. I changed my residence like that
@Syedalishahone
@Syedalishahone 3 ай бұрын
Which takes 8 months and then u have be to home to confirm it and if they miss twice they cancel the request and then 8 months more… its more terrible then Germany
@sungsam9991
@sungsam9991 3 ай бұрын
​@@Syedalishahone made my spid in italy in less than 10 minutes just going to a postal service with my id
@NoThatRyan
@NoThatRyan 3 ай бұрын
​@@SyedalishahoneThat sentence was less than clear.
@RockSolitude
@RockSolitude 3 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking a central government digital ID is a good thing
@dominikborno4133
@dominikborno4133 3 ай бұрын
That is an option in germany but not many services use it so its only really useful for getting some papers from the state or make an appointment online
@GDP105
@GDP105 3 ай бұрын
In Poland, all offices operate online. You can set up a company online, submit a tax return, deal with social and health insurance matters, check land registry data and the contents of the land and mortgage register.
@jesus2621
@jesus2621 3 ай бұрын
Poland is prepared to be invaded and disqpear and still exist on the internet
@SpeaksYourWord
@SpeaksYourWord 3 ай бұрын
Yea but why would anyone go there. It's a filthy country.
@chriscanon8829
@chriscanon8829 3 ай бұрын
And that's why Poland is on track to surpass Germany economically
@machi3353
@machi3353 3 ай бұрын
I wonder and asking to myself why all the millions Polish living in Germany don't go back to your wonderful country.? 🤔🤔🤔
@czaroxed
@czaroxed 3 ай бұрын
​@@chriscanon8829I don't think so, right now we have BND-backed prime minister and it's all falling apart.
@DevilOnlyKnitsLace
@DevilOnlyKnitsLace 3 ай бұрын
I loved my time living in Augsburg. I would move back in a New York minute! I had my own little home business and the paperwork was insane; however, once I got through it all, the benefits were wonderful!
@Wurstfinger-rl1zi
@Wurstfinger-rl1zi 3 ай бұрын
I'm feeling that struggle rn. Trying to open a company here but the bank takes 6 weeks by now to open our business account. It really feels like every instance in this country doesn't want you to start a business
@abeedhal6519
@abeedhal6519 3 ай бұрын
They don't.
@mikerodrigues9822
@mikerodrigues9822 3 ай бұрын
They dont. That is how they keep old companies without competition
@DHD-fg2qe
@DHD-fg2qe 3 ай бұрын
Ich hatte keine Probleme bei der Gründung. Gewerbemeldung online - 3 Tage dann war die im Original mit Siegel bei mir. Geschäftskonto online beantragt, bei meiner Hausbank - 5 Werktage. Alles easy
@Wurstfinger-rl1zi
@Wurstfinger-rl1zi 3 ай бұрын
@@DHD-fg2qe Ich warte mittlerweile seit nun 6 Wochen auf ein Geschäftskonto bei der Postbank und habe nach wie vor nichts gehört. Ebenso musste ich ca. 2 Wochen auf einen Notar Termin warten. Die Gewerbeanmeldung sollte allerdings deutlich schneller gehen, sobald wir endlich eingetragen sind, aber die Bank ist zur Zeit unser größtes Hindernis.
@garethkalum8297
@garethkalum8297 3 ай бұрын
Just leave Germany is a failed state.
@mjordan233
@mjordan233 3 ай бұрын
In the US you can get a company registered within minutes and start a business in less than a week
@failtolawl
@failtolawl 3 ай бұрын
I had a not-for-profit corporation start within 2 business hours of submitting the application.
@pathofthemasters
@pathofthemasters 3 ай бұрын
Same is with guns and forming a new gender,you can basically register a new gender, probably every few weeks
@logancrawford5379
@logancrawford5379 3 ай бұрын
@@pathofthemastersit varies state to state. Go to a good one like Wisconsin. Just be ready for drunk drivers.
@Dearender
@Dearender 3 ай бұрын
Yeah but the irs won't tell you how much you owe.
@TaCC2
@TaCC2 3 ай бұрын
It took me 6 weeks after registration to get a tax id in germany...
@abrorabdullaev7837
@abrorabdullaev7837 3 ай бұрын
Finally someone listens to the advice "If you don't like go back home" 😂 I'll follow that advice also, in few days
@RadicalLiving
@RadicalLiving 3 ай бұрын
😅 best of luck!
@Eternatus00
@Eternatus00 3 ай бұрын
If only black people and jews listened to it 😭
@realenew
@realenew 3 ай бұрын
@@Eternatus00 last time an austrian man in germany did that doesnt end well huh
@That1Nonbinary_Gal14
@That1Nonbinary_Gal14 3 ай бұрын
@Eternatus00 What on Earth is wrong with you??
@lildanny1996
@lildanny1996 3 ай бұрын
​@@Eternatus00 God damnit don't make us come back there a third time .
@mojyoqueen350
@mojyoqueen350 3 ай бұрын
I study not in Germany, but some of my professors are German. EVERYTHING on the univercity is done online. Online grades, we send our works online as well, yet all of our German professors always want printed copies, then they check the printed copies and they won't give you feedback, unless you go to consultation to talk over THE PRINTED COPIES. But the fun beggins, when they lose the printed copy 😏
@Rondo2ooo
@Rondo2ooo 3 ай бұрын
As German, I confirm this is sad reality, no comedy.
@menaceclan
@menaceclan 3 ай бұрын
Hello ... I'm French . That's it . That's the joke... In this paperwork thing, y'all still amateur ... We were born in it . Molded by it . We didn't see the light of an effective government process until we were ...nope ..never seen one !
@bobbobinson7788
@bobbobinson7788 3 ай бұрын
Classic German comedy then!
@sinnaras9120
@sinnaras9120 3 ай бұрын
Smelly jeeta are everywhere. Never visiting Germany 😇
@wingman0736
@wingman0736 3 ай бұрын
German Comedy is no laughing matter.
@bubblegumgun3292
@bubblegumgun3292 3 ай бұрын
jeez no wonder yall wanted to get eliminate 6 millions politicians and Bureaucrats
@burninghard
@burninghard 3 ай бұрын
In Germany you don´t simply don´t allow things that are unwanted but you put tons of beaucracy on top of it. That´s the best way so it´s only accessible to big companies and thus supresses competition.
@melee-dexterdexterious2878
@melee-dexterdexterious2878 3 ай бұрын
My impression after reading your comment is as if all those beaucracy are there to keep the old players floating as well as keep the new players to stay low for a long time and either put them out of the business or persuade them to let the old players buying out their companies.. Either way that's not a fair or ethical business practice..
@burninghard
@burninghard 3 ай бұрын
@@melee-dexterdexterious2878 It´s the same game all over the world. Big business invests money through lobbyists to pass laws that make it harder for small players. And as it is a lot more difficult in Germany to maintain your seat if you do blatant unpopular things compared to the US for example you concern troll about how very important this and that aspect is and that you need thousands of expertises about how your business could impact the local frog population and so on. Thus you can still pretend all to do that in good faith while in fact you are simply trying to stiffle competition. Plus to be fair Germans absolutely love to regulate every small aspect of life thus it´s not surprising politicians have a real lane with that.
@burninghard
@burninghard 3 ай бұрын
@@melee-dexterdexterious2878 Or in other words: you´re damn right.
@Orangnus
@Orangnus 3 ай бұрын
This is the reason why big businesses hate capitalism. Because of the economic calculation problem, at one point in a free market, they simply cannot grow anymore. Thus they lobby for more regulation, stronger government and less freedom.
@burninghard
@burninghard 3 ай бұрын
@@Orangnus I hope your whole comment is just purely sarcastic or I really might doubt your sanity.
@luatgia9837
@luatgia9837 3 ай бұрын
In Vietnam, you don’t even need to register anything to start a business. Just do it, and if you get caught, just pay the fine and you’re done. You’re welcome
@nonijoshi1082
@nonijoshi1082 3 ай бұрын
In Afghanistan you just open a store no tax no nothing
@Strakin
@Strakin 3 ай бұрын
@@nonijoshi1082 i rather live in germany than in afghanistan
@tomcat8662
@tomcat8662 3 ай бұрын
That’s crazy. Vietnam used to be well known for its bureaucracy.
@peterbean410
@peterbean410 3 ай бұрын
It still is bureaucratic lolll ​@@tomcat8662
@cyberverse9141
@cyberverse9141 3 ай бұрын
​@@Strakin media has successfully scared you of the outside world and made you love slavery
@Syedalishahone
@Syedalishahone 12 күн бұрын
Come to Italy and you would love germany… when the permit comes and it is already close to being expired so u should apply one and in few months start for the next one already
@Fleetfoot
@Fleetfoot 3 ай бұрын
Germany is a country for employees! Anything else is simply not worth it
@jesseward568
@jesseward568 3 ай бұрын
Well of course! A country is built on the workers. Otherwise you have a situation like the American South where customer service employees make too little to survive, and are desperate, and the locals think that this is an excellent economy.
@miguelotieno3573
@miguelotieno3573 3 ай бұрын
And this employees need to work for employees or companies, if there are no employers or companies where will this employees be hired.
@Cyborg_Lenin
@Cyborg_Lenin 3 ай бұрын
​@@miguelotieno3573an employee with no employer is still useful And employer is useless even with an employee.
@amerubix185
@amerubix185 3 ай бұрын
@@Cyborg_Lenin That's BS. No employers - no employees. As simple as that. If there were no employers, everyone would have to be an entrepreneur themselves. And honestly, that's exactly how it should be. But why isn't it like that already? Because being an entrepreneur is so demanding and risky, that most people decide to be employees or civil servants. And then they complain about the conditions. Finde den Fehler!
@Cyborg_Lenin
@Cyborg_Lenin 3 ай бұрын
@@amerubix185 sure? No employees, just workers. Workers have all rhe skills and do all the work, there are plenty of ways for them to organize without some leech taking their labor value away. This hasn't happened because we live under capitlaism, where all the power is in the hands of the entrepreneurs.
@Schacal6666
@Schacal6666 3 ай бұрын
Richest country in Europe? Yeah the state is rich not its citizens, brother
@glennoropeza3545
@glennoropeza3545 3 ай бұрын
I wonder if Angela Merkel is the richest woman in Germany! She seems to have been in office the longest!
@SalahEddine-d8b
@SalahEddine-d8b 3 ай бұрын
@@glennoropeza3545 by the state he means the j£ws
@GePalladium
@GePalladium 3 ай бұрын
@@glennoropeza3545 the richest must be the ursula von der la hyena
@MultiKaeseToast
@MultiKaeseToast 3 ай бұрын
Depends tbh
@V-DTAJ
@V-DTAJ 3 ай бұрын
​@@GePalladiumor some of the Hampel coalition, who 100% take money from cartels so they can smuggle in more immigrants, even more drugs and steal even kore children for tiny hat cultists elite billionaires.
@d.p.164
@d.p.164 3 ай бұрын
I am French guy running an export business in Berlin, mostly in industrial field . The problem is that most of my customers have more trust in "Made in Germany" than "Made in France", true or not true, I don't know but people mindset is hard to change. And I do agree that bureaucracy is heavy here, but it's the heaven compared to france: highest level of corporate and social taxes in Europe, laws change every day, lazy and inefficient public worker, public transports always on strike, highest level of criminiality in Europe... Even if I prefer to drink wine than beer, I am not going back to France 🤣
@АлинаМаркелова-э3ф
@АлинаМаркелова-э3ф 3 ай бұрын
Is there a problem with crime in all of France right now? I was only thinking in Paris and Marseille.
@Intrinseque52
@Intrinseque52 3 ай бұрын
​@@АлинаМаркелова-э3фno, he just hates France, as many immigrants from there.
@Intrinseque52
@Intrinseque52 3 ай бұрын
​@@АлинаМаркелова-э3фno, he just hates France, as many immigrants from there.
@Swiss4.2
@Swiss4.2 3 ай бұрын
And that’s why France is poorer than Germany; there’s just too much bureaucracy and socialism so the economy doesn’t grow.
@alvaroponce709
@alvaroponce709 3 ай бұрын
​@@АлинаМаркелова-э3ф mainly thanks to 3rd world mass migration
@MrBobgoblin2000
@MrBobgoblin2000 3 ай бұрын
Keep telling these stories bruder. Personally, I love seeing them.
@well-thy
@well-thy 3 ай бұрын
Never knew i could learn so much about a country in youtube comments
@arveealfonso3846
@arveealfonso3846 3 ай бұрын
Same
@hitokiridm
@hitokiridm 3 ай бұрын
As a former bank employee, I can tell you; Banksters are legalized scammers, same applies for Insurance in NA. imo The best banking type is Not banking at all. A good friend of mine lived in his van for almost 2-years and bought a house for cash. When he went to his bank to withdraw the money, they started begging him to apply for a mortgage.
@N4CR
@N4CR 3 ай бұрын
yeah they are the kosher scammer front surface, their IRS/IMF/world bank is the back end/money drain in MMO economy type scam. All for those people who can't ever commit genocide no matter what they do.
@kylemilford8758
@kylemilford8758 3 ай бұрын
Well that's obvious. They make 5-15% profit on deposits and an extra 2-10% on mortgages if you withdraw the money they make zero. However if your friend truly had enough to buy a house in cash he made a bad move. 200k in an index gives you more than a mortgage costs, he could have been earning interest every month
@GR-ir2bu
@GR-ir2bu 3 ай бұрын
2 years to buy a house in cash, your friend earning 500k a year while living in his car?
@dexterramey8787
@dexterramey8787 3 ай бұрын
​@@GR-ir2buwhere you live where all houses are that much?
@isabelsalamanca893
@isabelsalamanca893 3 ай бұрын
@@dexterramey8787 I live an hour away from Philadelphia, and any decent house that needs very little work done, is 2-3 bedrooms with 2-3 bathrooms, and a modern kitchen is around $450k. Not to mention when you buy a house in the US, there are appraisals, title insurance, origination and closing fees that add up to like 10% of the home value. Plus the commission for the realtor. 3-5 years ago those houses were probably worth 250-350k. We considered moving further away from the city, but we’re landlocked bc of our jobs and my partner and I are both POC so we don’t want to be around too many racists.
@santiagoravotti5508
@santiagoravotti5508 3 ай бұрын
I recomend opening a business in Romania or Estonia. Quick, online and easy. You can be functioning as a business in a couple weeks
@Prussian_Defence
@Prussian_Defence 3 ай бұрын
Yep, but in Romania the mob comes to get your money in three different verb sentences: before/now/after opening the business
@jan7356
@jan7356 3 ай бұрын
It then you also have to live there. You pay taxes where you operate your business, not where it’s registered. So you end up with the same German complex tax hell as before.
@lisaebene4014
@lisaebene4014 2 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 I burst into laughter when he said, "Oh, wait! I still have to fill out this exit form." 😆 🤣 😂
@MOBU76
@MOBU76 3 ай бұрын
In Florida you open business (LLC ) online in 10 minutes. Just fill out the form, pay the fee and you are good to go. But if you want to open restaurant it takes time too cause many regulations and someone from the city has to come see it first to approve its all to american health standards ... etc.
@majidmehmood3780
@majidmehmood3780 3 ай бұрын
american health standards, pffff
@godzilla928
@godzilla928 3 ай бұрын
But you get shot 90 times on your way home because you didnt put on a seat belt 😂
@celestialorb1680
@celestialorb1680 3 ай бұрын
​@@majidmehmood3780I've never got food poisoning in the United States or any other major health issues so I'd say it's pretty safe. Whether it is healthy in the long term depends more so on your choice of restaurant.
@majidmehmood3780
@majidmehmood3780 3 ай бұрын
@@celestialorb1680 not food poisoning but you sure will get cholesterol, diabetes, heart attacks
@vedantbhalla2571
@vedantbhalla2571 3 ай бұрын
@@majidmehmood3780 sound Indian... how are your food standards?
@AndreasBeder
@AndreasBeder 3 ай бұрын
I am running a business in Austria for over 10 years... Honestly and i know it sounds stupid, but everyone who runs a business here should be worshiped like a superstar. The struggle is too much.
@vladislavohremenco3472
@vladislavohremenco3472 3 ай бұрын
Ja man, ist schon fast so als ob die die Sklaverei noch haben wollen und die kleinen in papier Bergen begraben wollen.
@FineWine-v4.0
@FineWine-v4.0 3 ай бұрын
Yup you sound stupid
@WolfofnoStreet
@WolfofnoStreet 3 ай бұрын
Austrian with a GmbH here - it's almost like our governments don't want small companies to exist.
@FineWine-v4.0
@FineWine-v4.0 3 ай бұрын
@@WolfofnoStreet Correction Capitalist govts
@Bamboule05
@Bamboule05 3 ай бұрын
I have a small business in Switzerland. I spend more than 50% of my working time with friggin paperwork. As soon as I finish one thing, there's three more in my mailbox. And I spend about 10'000.- a year for my bookie just to proof I don't cheat. It's ridiculous.
@sk.n.9302
@sk.n.9302 3 ай бұрын
And keep that exit form (yes, these are a real thing), they ask you for it when you renew your passport.
@pierdelduca4706
@pierdelduca4706 3 ай бұрын
Why? Which passport?
@jan7356
@jan7356 3 ай бұрын
And exit tax..
@gti189
@gti189 3 ай бұрын
Elon Musks experience in Germany building the giga factory.
@gamlaman
@gamlaman 3 ай бұрын
Better that than the experience of Elon’s workers in his US megafactories.
@DeReAntiqua
@DeReAntiqua 3 ай бұрын
Must be really frustrating for him that there's no blood-emerald mines here.
@WillieFungo
@WillieFungo 3 ай бұрын
@@gamlaman If you don't like working at Elon's factory, you are free to find another job. It's just that simple.
@conrad.k9371
@conrad.k9371 2 ай бұрын
​@@WillieFungo what are u doing here, I thought ur in cape Verde. Waiting for more African content
@WillieFungo
@WillieFungo 2 ай бұрын
@@conrad.k9371 😂 haha more on the way
@craigrandle6966
@craigrandle6966 3 ай бұрын
For all people complain about America I feel it’s under appreciated how in a week with $200 and a car you can start a small service industry business and start building it up. It isn’t the best if you want to have a standard 9-5 but if you want to build your own thing there’s little in your way
@punisher4499
@punisher4499 3 ай бұрын
Won't be possible if commie biden stays in office in the next election
@u.s.citizen9933
@u.s.citizen9933 3 ай бұрын
Yes agreed. It's easy to start very small in the US, but then gets difficult before it becomes easier again. For example, I could sell lemonade right now on the internet or from my garage and do decently, but if i want to own an actually lemonade shop, the difficulty increases dramatically to buy/rent property, permits, workers, etc until you become really successful, and things gradually get easier again. Depends on the state too, and its true that the US typically looks favorably on entrepreneurs in our culture.
@randomname9291
@randomname9291 3 ай бұрын
@@u.s.citizen9933opening an actual lemonade shop isn’t harder in the U.S. compared to other countries though. It’d arguably be easier since you’ve already started a smaller business and you therefore have some disposable savings from it and also some experience
@u.s.citizen9933
@u.s.citizen9933 3 ай бұрын
@@randomname9291 very good and true point, in comparison to other countries. My point was mainly focused on how business in the US does get harder for a time before getting easier again. And it depends on the state. CA for example is not a business person's friend in terms of laws, when Florida is more helpful in that regard.
@randomname9291
@randomname9291 3 ай бұрын
@@u.s.citizen9933 yeah no I agree with that for sure all I’m saying is that it’s all relative. The fact that it starts off easy in the U.S. still helps you a lot compared to it just starting off hard. I do agree with you that the way it works in the U.S. still doesn’t make it easy though, it just makes it easier which is what important imo. It’s also very true that it differs heavily from state to state, as many things do
@XandarLake1
@XandarLake1 3 ай бұрын
I'm coming to Germany in August and starting my own business :) wish me luck. Hope you will be my costumer soon ! :)
@RadicalLiving
@RadicalLiving 3 ай бұрын
omg best of luck!
@XandarLake1
@XandarLake1 3 ай бұрын
Thnx 😊
@user-gs8jv4oq6w
@user-gs8jv4oq6w 3 ай бұрын
Don’t do it lol
@marvin2678
@marvin2678 3 ай бұрын
What service ?
@yousifhela
@yousifhela 3 ай бұрын
Don't do it word to the wise😂
@Gallalad1
@Gallalad1 3 ай бұрын
France and Germany are pretty much fully stagnant. It’s why countries like Ireland and Poland are growing faster and the economic centre of Europe is shifting eastwards. Edit: I seem to have rustled some jimmies with this one. I did mean to say Estonia, not Ireland, my mistake. As for citations I used the IMF figures for growth. Which show that Germany and France had 0.2% and 0.7% growth respectively compared to Polands 3.5% and Estonia's 2.2%. The more business friendly and well ran systems coming out of the former eastern bloc are proving to be effective and will slowly outcompete the traditional powers. This doesnt mean Poland will be the number 1 economy any time soon but the economic centre of Europe is shifting, like it or lump it.
@googoogaagaayt
@googoogaagaayt 3 ай бұрын
Sources?
@carlosschein9283
@carlosschein9283 3 ай бұрын
Go find some
@itshunni8346
@itshunni8346 3 ай бұрын
​@googoogaagaayt Germany, actually. All of their economic indicators are stagnant, and they're the only G7 country to have seen their economy shrink in 2022. Unlike their 2000-2010 GDP growth of 1.45 trillion USD, their 2010-2020 growth was only 0.49. Even after their covid recovery, the economy is still shrinking, and GDP per capita is falling. This is compared to Ireland and Poland whose GDP has doubled from 2010-2020. TL:DR German economy shrinking, actively in recession, World bank is source.
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 3 ай бұрын
They also get a dozen more holidays a year and a month a vacation for any job and can actually retire comfortably without being rich , and every other person isn’t disgustingly fat which is nice
@xuan3236
@xuan3236 3 ай бұрын
Growth doesnt mean anything, india or any third world country is shit but grows fast lmao. Just means germany is already the best.
@henrikcarmel1
@henrikcarmel1 2 ай бұрын
Germans are not very IT-minded, paper is still in use and many still use cash. In Denmark you can get VAT numbers and incorporate immediately. Germany and Denmark have highly competitive, transparent and professional business environments. You can’t expect to easily find business opportunities not used by others. Holes in markets are quickly filled.
@simunpusec1078
@simunpusec1078 3 ай бұрын
“This is madnes!” THIS IS SPARTA
@ricardoalcala4784
@ricardoalcala4784 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous 3 ай бұрын
Greece after Germany asks for them to pay their debts
@ealdorman5053
@ealdorman5053 3 ай бұрын
😂😂you wild
@michaelopole1866
@michaelopole1866 3 ай бұрын
"Our forms will block out the sun"
@JZFire84
@JZFire84 3 ай бұрын
No, this is Patrick.
@charleswells5751
@charleswells5751 3 ай бұрын
The German Paper Industry has a strong Lobby.
@dm3988
@dm3988 3 ай бұрын
Hi there, I am from the United States. When I visited my family in Germany the first thing I noticed was the lack of small businesses.
@janglobus9384
@janglobus9384 3 ай бұрын
Intentional deminished. Its a country for employees and puplic servants....well...all are servants here...😢
@astaloaf2113
@astaloaf2113 3 ай бұрын
​@@janglobus9384 So no small and medium business?
@KonstandinosVerzamanis-xm4ip
@KonstandinosVerzamanis-xm4ip 3 ай бұрын
They probably exist. Just very difficult for them to survive in the long run​@@astaloaf2113
@AlexPantsFace
@AlexPantsFace 3 ай бұрын
Needed to open your eyes then. 55% of employees in Germany work in an SME. Germany is famous for having small specialised companies. Yes, there's some actual paperwork and regulation around companies but that does mean there's less people scamming everyone by opening a company on a Monday, doing shit work and closing down the company the next week.
@UndRate
@UndRate 3 ай бұрын
​@@AlexPantsFaceyeah, shit posting bout germany to say "morica is great". i think its more than 55%
@md.numelsarker9584
@md.numelsarker9584 3 ай бұрын
That's true, I live in Italy and that happens also to me.
@Martinit0
@Martinit0 3 ай бұрын
Hiding money in their socks is likely more accurate than he thought.
@HarunalRashide123
@HarunalRashide123 3 ай бұрын
More likely in Bavaria
@vasiog-times3820
@vasiog-times3820 3 ай бұрын
​@@HarunalRashide123Why tho? Moved to Munich recently, so i don't understand that reference)
@kendo13sea
@kendo13sea 3 ай бұрын
Im the UK, you can register a company in 5 minutes and it costs less than £15
@humungushumungus213
@humungushumungus213 3 ай бұрын
🇬🇧 UKroid dystopia
@humungushumungus213
@humungushumungus213 3 ай бұрын
U 🇬🇧 UKroid😂
@alzajeb7270
@alzajeb7270 3 ай бұрын
You are joking, right? Tell me you are joking.
@kendo13sea
@kendo13sea 3 ай бұрын
@alzajeb7270 no I'm serious, honestly, all you need to do is give your details to the UK government department called companies house and pay a very small fee, mine was £13 when I registered my company about 4 or 5 years ago.
@fryderykchopin133
@fryderykchopin133 3 ай бұрын
The catch is: this only really works if you adopt the model articles which are fine for a single director/shareholder, but not so great otherwise.
@PearlsAkinpelu
@PearlsAkinpelu 3 ай бұрын
The last word “oh wait I still have to fill out the exit for got me rolling very 😂😂😂😂
@patrickp.1001
@patrickp.1001 3 ай бұрын
This is a good way though to find truly resilient, disciplined people among the masses who will succeed in Germany.
@koonene
@koonene 3 ай бұрын
Me still learning german: All these sophisticated words on every piece of paperwork is so confusing, I don't even know what they actually mean. My German boss: (takes a look). Nope, I don't understand it either.
@Y0G0FU
@Y0G0FU 3 ай бұрын
Yes. 32 years in Germany and the so called "Beamtendeutsch" or "beaurocrat german" is still an absolute mystery to me.
@mizore7484
@mizore7484 3 ай бұрын
Don't worry, even as a German it's really hard to get the meaning of all that "Beamtendeutsch"...
@ItsJakeTheBrake
@ItsJakeTheBrake 3 ай бұрын
Depends on the business you're opening. A company with private liability takes about 5 minutes to register and you can start operations on the same day. If you're starting a business with limited liability, then yes, there is more paperwork involved. It should be easier and companies or associations that help you with the paperwork shouldn't need to exist, but they do exist, so use them. Best you can do, is start as a private liabilty company, get the ball rolling and then make the switch to limited liability.
@donflamingo5833
@donflamingo5833 3 ай бұрын
Hallo Jake when ball is rolling why change to limited company ?? Can you tell me the reason because I am new and wanna start a company
@ItsJakeTheBrake
@ItsJakeTheBrake 3 ай бұрын
@@donflamingo5833 Because if everything goes to plan you'll be dealing with a lot more money, both in order volume as well as in expenses. Switching to limited liability means, that if something goes wrong, your personal assets are protected.
@donflamingo5833
@donflamingo5833 3 ай бұрын
@@ItsJakeTheBrake thanks you very much I will keep it in my mind if I make it someday
@aldoghifari5009
@aldoghifari5009 3 ай бұрын
4% margin? Is it real? In Indonesia, for FMCG distributors we just have 3% margins because of competition. But the population is so huge, so is the "sales volume". But Germany? With fewer population, we just have 4% margin?
@ItsJakeTheBrake
@ItsJakeTheBrake 3 ай бұрын
@@aldoghifari5009 depends entirely on the product, your target market and where you are in the supply chain. Also depends on how much of your own production you are doing or who your suppliers are.
@leandro4552
@leandro4552 3 ай бұрын
Economic freedom is really important for a nation to prosper.
@zecendia
@zecendia Ай бұрын
The annoyed groan at the end is a fucking mood with german paperwork
@paoloberlanda8978
@paoloberlanda8978 3 ай бұрын
In Italy all you hear is “Germany is faster, Germany is better”. I guess more or less is the same everywhere
@oneiropagides342
@oneiropagides342 3 ай бұрын
Germany is the most misunderstood place in Europe. People think it is: efficient, high-tech, rich, and that everything works well. Yet, all this couldn’t be farther away from the truth. I often wonder why people want to come live here. It’s insane!
@Cookie.846
@Cookie.846 3 ай бұрын
Ma alla fine noi in Italia (parlo per il nord) stiamo messi meglio della Francia e della Germania solo che la gente parla senza informarsi/andare a vivere in quei paesi
@Cookie.846
@Cookie.846 3 ай бұрын
Anche dai commenti dei tedeschi li sono molto indietro con la tecnologia rispetto a noi
@paoloberlanda8978
@paoloberlanda8978 3 ай бұрын
@@Cookie.846 esatto! ci si lamenta a vanvera e non si considera abbastanza quello che si ha
@DobaZlatno
@DobaZlatno 3 ай бұрын
​@@paoloberlanda8978What do you have Is BIG debt and Thats the reason why you are "rich"
@janlochman1985
@janlochman1985 3 ай бұрын
Same in Czechia, I guess state employees travels to Germany to learn it.
@theambassador2350
@theambassador2350 3 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this😂😂😂😂
@shoticko
@shoticko 3 ай бұрын
Its crazy how in Georgia for over 15 years now you can get all the legal documents and register a company within 2 days. And most of it done online if not the one window principle is in work when you go to a justice house and everything is being prepared for you in matter of minutes
@YavuzTheIntern
@YavuzTheIntern 2 ай бұрын
I CAN confirm that you need a dedicated shelf just for those papers
@aghilanmathimaran6057
@aghilanmathimaran6057 3 ай бұрын
Present :Oh wait "I still have to fill out this exit form" One eternity later : I'm not finished yet.
@simonriley3584
@simonriley3584 3 ай бұрын
This may be true for full time companies. Side hassles are rather easy and well supported by the government. I have one myself. My family does landscaping and stuff. Registering that was easy and we bought some starting equipment and it's going well.
@feroniiia
@feroniiia 3 ай бұрын
Bureaucracy is one of the most difficult things in Germany. It's "necessary", but still drives everyone insane. When you get to the end, it's like you can't believe you are finally finished. It's like a mission 😂 😭
@meme-oh
@meme-oh 3 ай бұрын
What makes it necessary if other countries can manage without bureaucracy that is as "involved" as Germany's? Is it cultural differences?
@itshunni8346
@itshunni8346 3 ай бұрын
It's not even, it's actually considered actively harmful to the German economy and standard of living.
@dhidhi1000
@dhidhi1000 3 ай бұрын
@@meme-ohgermans were taught it’s necessary, that’s why he says that. It’s not necessary
@mennovanlavieren3885
@mennovanlavieren3885 3 ай бұрын
Still following orders? Sorry, I had to say. Soft words are not helping someone realize the truth.
@nicoled5160
@nicoled5160 3 ай бұрын
But is it worse than Canada?
@ericwong4213
@ericwong4213 3 ай бұрын
the exit paperwork is like those video games where they repeat all the quests again in order to face the last boss.
@schorsch1337
@schorsch1337 3 ай бұрын
When you stayed here for 10 years do not forget the „Wegzugsbesteuerung“ and „Entstrickung“
@ak_7973
@ak_7973 3 ай бұрын
Germany: We have always done this way, if you don't like it then you are free to leave 😂
@miguelotieno3573
@miguelotieno3573 3 ай бұрын
Maybe it since you are a German you can help a foreigner to open one
@strick9tea
@strick9tea 3 ай бұрын
I used to get that answer in the Army when questioning something that made no sense.
@ErsSoj
@ErsSoj 3 ай бұрын
Also Germany: Throwing money at "refugees" who have many kids and don't work a single day
@alvaroponce709
@alvaroponce709 3 ай бұрын
​@@ErsSoj those are the tiny hats in the government
@merveix
@merveix 3 ай бұрын
@@ErsSoj one time without bringing up imigrants: impossible
@Intrepid151
@Intrepid151 3 ай бұрын
I had a little 1 man medical courier business a couple of years ago. All I needed was an LLC, insurance, and a reliable car! Now, I'm considering getting my CDL for more opportunities. America is amazing!
@gerardgmz
@gerardgmz 3 ай бұрын
Greetings from the lone star state
@milan51259
@milan51259 3 ай бұрын
'merica!
@All-Outta-Bubblegum
@All-Outta-Bubblegum 3 ай бұрын
That's not really just an American thing. In the vast majority of modern countries it is just as easy to start a business. Here in the UK I can have a business up and running within 24 hours. Germany is the outlier, they just love making thing's far more difficult than they need to be.
@crystalhairston9584
@crystalhairston9584 3 ай бұрын
If ur not black 😂😂😂...America is grand
@milan51259
@milan51259 3 ай бұрын
@@crystalhairston9584 I'm grey. 👀
@ThorOdinson1269
@ThorOdinson1269 3 ай бұрын
"What are people doing here with their money?" Oh you know. Gotta buy 200€ worth of Eurojackpot tickets, smokes and Heineken. 😂
@mob1235
@mob1235 3 күн бұрын
no one in Germany drinks Heineken :D
@brianb8003
@brianb8003 3 ай бұрын
You can start an incorporated company online in the States in about 15 minutes. You can have an idea at 9am, have the company registered, logo created, website built, and e-commerce set up in around 2-3hrs total. Need a physical space? Rent an office space in a day, and have shipping logistics set up 24-48 hours after that. And just like that, you're in business with a company and selling a good or service. And profit margin? Make it as much as you want.
@Milnoc
@Milnoc 3 ай бұрын
In Canada back in 2008, I applied online on a Friday morning to register a corporation at the federal level. I was expecting the process to take a few days. I checked my email later that afternoon and had a flood of emails come in with the registration completed.
@MS-dp2qg
@MS-dp2qg 3 ай бұрын
In Canada, how?
@AsimosTriouss
@AsimosTriouss 3 ай бұрын
Even after we've reached past our solar system, it seems nothing can make bureaucracy any faster.
@TheSpaceHipster
@TheSpaceHipster 2 ай бұрын
One of the few good things about America (that can also be a bad thing when abused) is that I can go online to my state’s website and register a business within an hour, and have an EIN the next day, and let clients in the door that same day. I mean, I don’t have a business that really works like that, I just teach music lessons, but starting my LLC took a few clicks and a few bucks and I still have it, no fees or anything.
@thegoldenmiddle2358
@thegoldenmiddle2358 3 ай бұрын
When he said "the richest country in the Europ " I choked on my coffee😅
@ImaskarDono
@ImaskarDono 3 ай бұрын
By total GDP, but not per capita, sadly.
@Humanprototype-wh8qr
@Humanprototype-wh8qr 3 ай бұрын
@@ImaskarDono and not even proper infrastructure... nor the retired people can live decently
@haidusus437
@haidusus437 3 ай бұрын
Funny how we are the richest and mightiest country in Europe
@haidusus437
@haidusus437 3 ай бұрын
@@Humanprototype-wh8qr still richer and mor influencial than you
@wasiqmohammad9879
@wasiqmohammad9879 3 ай бұрын
The richest country in Europe is in the Middle East it’s the European county of isreal it’s in the Middle East but all the mythology native people are euopean
@vbpash2
@vbpash2 3 ай бұрын
Only after moving to Germany I realized how easy and simple was it to do business and invest back in US. And taxes...oh yeah. Glad it took me just 1 year to figure that out. Hope the exit forms would not take me another year to fill...
@ReiisMyname
@ReiisMyname 3 ай бұрын
I love how the way he speaking is changing over time😂😂
@Moto-foody
@Moto-foody 2 ай бұрын
I was stationed in Germany twice and spent almost 8 years there, I finally left in 2010 and the Germans were still using typewriters to fill out paperwork. We used to call it the German “Great Wall of Bureaucracy.” And they love rubber stamping things, we used to laugh, “the bigger the stamp, the more self important the bureaucrats was.”
@natcalverley4344
@natcalverley4344 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like Canada . Also when you leave Canada you have to pay a HOSTAGE TAX . Otherwise known as a exit tax on all your assets except your pension and house sale. The house sale exception will soon be gone as well.
@Daniel-Goodfeather
@Daniel-Goodfeather 3 ай бұрын
I've been running a mechanic shop in Canada for a little under 5 years now. Took me less than a week to get things up and running. It's really not that hard. My month end reconciliation with the bookeeper is a bigger headache than starting a business was.
@natcalverley4344
@natcalverley4344 3 ай бұрын
@@Daniel-Goodfeather Glad you have had a positive experience. I wish you all the best.
@itshunni8346
@itshunni8346 3 ай бұрын
​@@natcalverley4344You can start a business in Canada in week if you don't repatriate funds, a day if you're Canadian.
@PlattyGems
@PlattyGems 3 ай бұрын
That's actually a pretty great way to deal with the threat of tax flight that the rich use to influence politics.
@natcalverley4344
@natcalverley4344 3 ай бұрын
@@PlattyGems You assumes it i Only effects the rich. Am I rich because my wife and I worked our asses off owning a business that employed 14 support staff and I had a full time job that I worked 60 hours a week at as well. Bite me ! We raised 3 productive members of society and paid our debts. My company pension pays me $1300 per month . We have RRSP’s that we scrimped and saved for and the equity in our house. Successive governments of both stripes in our country have made our medical system so expensive and so inefficient that people are dying on waiting lists in Canada for a system we have paid for and we are punished when we go abroad for private healthcare. As a legal gun owner in Canada my private property rights have bern violated countless times by the government to create the illusion of saftey for the ignorant masses. Our public schools and universities have become socialist indoctrination centres rather than fostering critical thinkers. In short I want out ! The capital gains the government wants to charge me on my assets that I have already paid tax on with already taxed money is triple taxation. My family served this country for four generations to see it degrade into a socialist , debt ridden totalitarian state run by unelected socialist bureaucrat’s. Short of taking up arms against my own country which is treason our only option is to take it up the ass on the way out. I have no use for my country and will pay the exit tax begrudgingly on the way out.
@hosein2906
@hosein2906 3 ай бұрын
That was exactly my experience 😂, I love Germany, but I moved to the US in 2021 after 7 years of staying. I remember at the end they told me you have to fill out the forms of Abmeldung😅
@literallyhuman5990
@literallyhuman5990 3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile in Indonesia: So, 8 paper, one tax payment, and there you go.... Filling the paper probably took a few days. Around a work week if smooth, around a day if you bribe enough
@astaloaf2113
@astaloaf2113 3 ай бұрын
Indonesia is known to the World as one of the highest corruption in southeast asia. Thats why you always read newspaper reported international, MNC, big corporations choose to make investment in Malaysia instead of Indonesia.
@literallyhuman5990
@literallyhuman5990 3 ай бұрын
@@astaloaf2113 bruh, MNC is already monopolizing Indonesia
@astaloaf2113
@astaloaf2113 3 ай бұрын
@@literallyhuman5990 They're a lot MNC in Malaysia than in Indonesia. Intel, Amd, Texas Instruments, Microsoft, Tesla, Facebook, amazon, wipro, tata, Novartis, IKEA , Apple with their first Apple Store, BASF, First Solar, Braun, Spirit Aerospace, Nestle, Schlumberger, Western Digital, IBM, Osram, Dutch Lady, Shell, ExxonMobil, Petron, Siemens, Google Malaysia, Infineon, Micron, NXP, Jabil, Foxconn, Flex, Broadcom, and a lot more other semiconductor MNC companies.
@shambler7359
@shambler7359 2 ай бұрын
When the content on just 5 planets is much more than content on 1000 planets in Starfield.
@pak3ton
@pak3ton 3 ай бұрын
Here in colombia you dont even ask permission to the government to open your store unless you get very very big 😂😂 Or you just go to an empty corner in the street and sell arepas or empanadas
@nonijoshi1082
@nonijoshi1082 3 ай бұрын
Most 3rd world countries nothing new
@Minidopminidopminidop3311
@Minidopminidopminidop3311 3 ай бұрын
First letters i received in germoney was religion paper, and that radio tax lol
@nonijoshi1082
@nonijoshi1082 3 ай бұрын
That zdf tax ?
@Gerbrandt0245
@Gerbrandt0245 3 ай бұрын
@@nonijoshi1082 Pretty sure you have to pay tax first, before you can pay that tax.
@jojoshu8557
@jojoshu8557 24 күн бұрын
@@Gerbrandt0245 Unfortunately, no. They don't even care if you have any income at all. When I was a student living off a small allowance from my parents in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet, I had to pay this Beitrag. Later when I was unemployed for a while I had to pay it as well. And now that I run a business I have to pay twice - for my home and for my businees.
@dazcam2674
@dazcam2674 3 ай бұрын
I think the worst part about living in Germany, is living in Germany
@user-me7iw6ft8z
@user-me7iw6ft8z 3 ай бұрын
You have no idea how the world works
@kellym3610
@kellym3610 3 ай бұрын
Wow, you seem to really know how the world works.
@CodeAndSuccess
@CodeAndSuccess 2 ай бұрын
So far I havent found a country which is better than Germany...
@shilpwift3366
@shilpwift3366 2 ай бұрын
​@@CodeAndSuccess USA, USA, USA 💪🏻🔥🇺🇸🦅🦅
@ryanwill37
@ryanwill37 2 ай бұрын
Then why is the whole world contantly coming here??
@geraldbouvy1222
@geraldbouvy1222 3 ай бұрын
And then he moves to america and finds out about "build back better."
@marcinfranczak1673
@marcinfranczak1673 3 ай бұрын
Complex bureaucracy is a obstacle to progress of the economy. And the blow for micro enterprises. Also negative to innovations. Only medium and large companies can manage with bureaucracy.
@amerubix185
@amerubix185 3 ай бұрын
No wonder when all of it is installed by civil servants and employees who have absolute no clue in being an entrepreneur and what that means for the success and well-being of a country. This is one reason why I think entrepreneurship should play a major role in our education system.
@monnoo8221
@monnoo8221 3 ай бұрын
that's the intention since 1860
@jackbarham
@jackbarham 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, all of Europe could do with an entrepreneurial kick up the ass. In the UK, you can get a LTD company and a business account within a few days. My accountant did it within 24 hours.
@absoliutenuds
@absoliutenuds 3 ай бұрын
Richest country in Europe? 😂😂 salaries in Norway and Luxembourg and Monaco are double that in Germany bro 😂😂
@amerubix185
@amerubix185 3 ай бұрын
Also, the BIP doesn't tell anything about the wealth and well-being of the individual. Rather does home-ownership. And the DACH-region has the lowest rates of it in Europe.
@Bamboule05
@Bamboule05 3 ай бұрын
Switzerland is also in Europe
@kaankanca4634
@kaankanca4634 3 ай бұрын
One oil rich country and two micro nations. Sure that’s a fair comparison.
@aidanmacdonald6280
@aidanmacdonald6280 3 ай бұрын
Richest full-sized country in the EU.
@sanesanyo
@sanesanyo 3 ай бұрын
He means rich in terms of size not per capita mate 😂😂
@PaoloFeliciani-w9w
@PaoloFeliciani-w9w 2 ай бұрын
According to this Italy hasn’t even shower😂
@sergiotoucourou1026
@sergiotoucourou1026 3 ай бұрын
The same in france, you built a compagnie to feed the official tumor but they give you money as a bait .
@peterkolta1207
@peterkolta1207 3 ай бұрын
There's nothing positive about the german bureaucracy. I remember there's a youtube video where one young government employee said: Now I feel like I'm someone better.... after passing the entrance exam. I felt threatened when I had my business in Germany, I'm now in Asia - for over 10 years not a single letter like I received it from the German authorities back then... I focus on my business and that's it.
@DrQualleFiggmann
@DrQualleFiggmann 2 ай бұрын
As a German I can only feel sorry for your experience. It's a shame what is happening in this country. Performers are not welcome here
@gedw99
@gedw99 2 ай бұрын
Performers ?
@tobiasfoerster4198
@tobiasfoerster4198 2 ай бұрын
​@@DrQualleFiggmannDeutschland ist am Ende
@technoblademc7233
@technoblademc7233 3 ай бұрын
Hiding it in thier socks ❌ Investing it into stocks✅
@TheB1GChill
@TheB1GChill 2 ай бұрын
All you need is to register your business here, (maybe fulfill some requirements depending on the business you’re opening up), and you’re good to go. Dudes just be getting a bicycle, a wagon, and an ice chest and selling ice cream cones out here lol.
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