He’s still demonetized tho😢 we need him back full time 🙏🏼
@nugetvrfs10 ай бұрын
aint no way official is here 😭
@NykisPerson10 ай бұрын
This is LaJETSKI SHARK SWIMMER THE 5TH (V) A nine year old (6'3), 430 pound kid, Half brother of Lasteroid, Has a rare incurable disease that every time his body goes underwater, He swims at a rate of 12 miles per hour. LaJETSKI was modified as a fetus in a lab to have the brain of a shark, meaning he can't speak any language, can't read or write, & He can't understand any languages, All for the purpose to get america as much gold medals as possible. LaJETSKI is very aggressive, Biting people's arms off when he has any emotions, This has become such a problem that LaJETSKI hasn't taken a bath since birth. LaJETSKI's does squats of 950 lbs for his workout (20 reps) He eats 4 pounds of food every day, He weighed so much when being born, That his mother instantly died when giving birth to him, With all this in mind, How many gold medals can LaJETSKI win? lets find out!
@NykisPerson10 ай бұрын
Just a random scenario I made for fun lol
@Taydutt1310 ай бұрын
Here take my like lol
@DieselDoc7810 ай бұрын
Freakin gold!
@JC4.7210 ай бұрын
That’s incredible
@DJwaffle1410 ай бұрын
This is really good, but is there a video game to make this possible in?
@AOOA92610 ай бұрын
"Pulling up in Kobe's helicopter" 💀
@DeanSeppanen10 ай бұрын
that part was crazyyy
@Mdoott10 ай бұрын
that what im saying
@eliterayupnext10 ай бұрын
Bro was WILDDD for that one
@CalebMM210 ай бұрын
What you said was so wrong
@Weeklyslide10 ай бұрын
That was messed up but funny 😂😂
@anshgupta18810 ай бұрын
Every opponent is 7'7 99 overall 65 hall of fame badges and LaTomahawks teammates are mugsy bogues with 0 badges and 40 overalls
@Goober-fn10 ай бұрын
Legend has it that his balls are so big, that if he swung it, it would make a helicopter accident worse than the one that killed Kobe
@CorruptedMugman6 ай бұрын
That's wild
@LCSteeler1610 ай бұрын
It’s nice to spend a Friday night with the 🐐 family in action!
@connorsmith384310 ай бұрын
La tomahawk has to play by himself the whole game with no teammates
@Buffalo_Sports_Fan10 ай бұрын
Nah he has to play with Killian Hayes, Jordan Poole, Kyle Kuzma, Josh Giddey, and Ben Simmons 💀
@AOOA92610 ай бұрын
There should be a rule that LaTomahawk can only play 1 minute per quarter.
@mikeyjhilli10 ай бұрын
Not a bad idea. But I would go a little higher than that. Say, 7 minutes.
@TochiEze4810 ай бұрын
@@mikeyjhillitoo much time for him, I’d probably go like 59 seconds
@PIXELSIMPBOY5 ай бұрын
@@TochiEze48that is one minute
@ETHANFFRR10 ай бұрын
Ethan Lasterioid Poster is a 10-year-old, 6'2" center in basketball. Despite his young age, he has the strength of a kangaroo and weighs 340 lbs, thanks to being engineered in an Australian lab. He has a wingspan of 7'7" and can perform a standing dunk from the free-throw line. His primary goal on the court is to block any shot that comes his way. In an under-14 state game, he made a remarkable achievement by ending the game with 100 blocks, 10 steals, and scored 1000 points, all from dunks. He was specifically designed to counter a player named LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III. However, every time he encounters a player under the age of 18, he transforms his playing style to resemble a combination of Steph Curry and Reggie Miller, especially when playing against the New York Knicks. This puts both LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III and Ethan Lasterioid Poster in their demi-god forms, making for match-up sorry made ai say this bad a write thing im only 9-year-old please chose me.
@KingPrince-ik7hx10 ай бұрын
Kobe’s helicopter is crazy😭
@LaSteroidv210 ай бұрын
LaTomahawk broke his hip in Game 5 cuz of the commissioners wife the night before😈🐐
@HippoLover973910 ай бұрын
Love how Ja’s last name is Wick 😂
@himmyneutron-yg1gi10 ай бұрын
Patient zero😂😂😂 so funny man
@EddyTheLion10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Walterliquori10 ай бұрын
Long live La tomahawk they are building his wing in Springfield as we speak
@jessicam90369 ай бұрын
1:42 is the best part :)
@The_idk1610 ай бұрын
At this point they'll have to make another clone of Anklesnatcher in order to conpete with him. 💯🔥🔥💯💯🗣️
@zeee3131310 ай бұрын
Fr 💯🔥🗣🗣🔥💯
@RD24LFG10 ай бұрын
"Makes Kobe spin out of control" Bruuuuuh 😂😂😂
@melhus583110 ай бұрын
Every last steroid family gets to join the NBA for game seven
@AOOA92610 ай бұрын
I have been waiting a month for this!
@bryantsteury891010 ай бұрын
I’ve never been more excited to see a sponsor plug, and I mean tnt seriously. Draft kings hopped on a good one, ni haO MUGGSY BOGUES bring back hand checks
@seanlevy602710 ай бұрын
I was balls deep in a coal mine when LaSteroid called!
@uricoarmagedon38859 ай бұрын
"Pulling up in kobes helicopter" killed me but kinda risky at the same time🤣🤣🤣🤣
@just-sam966310 ай бұрын
Daddy’s back 🔥🔥🔥💯💯🥶🥶😤
@bain6910 ай бұрын
If LaTomahawk doesn't know how to read how does bro get to the arenas without being able to navigate the streets?
@Coconut_plays216 ай бұрын
He gets carried around
@TajthaGOAT5 ай бұрын
He can sense the arenas
@Anomaly192810 ай бұрын
you finally back bro la tomahawk finna dominate them legends
@userx17810 ай бұрын
Why they be pullin' up in Kobe's helicopter 😂😂
@alexmadrigal695710 ай бұрын
THE REAL NBA COVER AND 🐐
@ShadowsFallBehind10 ай бұрын
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VID SINCE THE SHORT LFG
@Leohallauer1710 ай бұрын
every player on the other team is a fully maxed out 99 overall
@SeanBoland-b2p10 ай бұрын
Curry and ankle breaker v The whole NBA
@jeromecarlson914410 ай бұрын
Pulling up in Kobe's helicopter is wild!! 😂😂😂
@isaacgarcia-iw5uc9 ай бұрын
NAH PULLING UP IN KOBES HELICOPTER IS WILD
@watztheuse10 ай бұрын
Kobi's helo and Kobi spinning out of control? Dark.....I like it.
@lorenzadebayor929 ай бұрын
I have two questions: 1. Which Baddies are sitting courtside? 2. What is your Jumper called? Love your Videos ❤❤❤❤🐐🐐🐐🐐
@IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL10 ай бұрын
0:16 And Jimmy butler Is busy making coffee Lol
@natashadesrouilleresk10537 ай бұрын
I have been waiting a month for this
@TochiEze4810 ай бұрын
LaBoomstick BodyBag III comes over from the NFL to join the bulls to shut up his cocky brother
@zachcs938910 ай бұрын
laclapcheecks is the basketball prodigy that is latomhawks rival since birth
@Bonk-YT8 ай бұрын
Here's one: LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III against himself, shoots with eyes closed, 0 stats team, can only shoot only from 3 point line.
@IsseiJohnston-hj4kt10 ай бұрын
La Dishwasher has to join the Balls... I mean the Bulls😅
@mollyanderson65710 ай бұрын
0:54 Ah yes the Greatest Lakers player of all time: Patient Zero.
@asherc70907 ай бұрын
“Pulling up in Kobe’s helicopter” ☠️
@cwatson427859 ай бұрын
7:20 bruh the jerseys changed lmaooo
@kobewhitefanclub-kp6ml10 ай бұрын
This video is AWESOME😂😂
@robloxpro639710 ай бұрын
When kobe said job not finished he wasn’t lying
@Accusedofaimbot88010 ай бұрын
He has to hold the ball for 15 seconds
@lepereper572610 ай бұрын
Pulling up in Kobe’s helicopter NAH
@2Kturning10 ай бұрын
Who realized that he was only averaging 19.5 points per game?
@Idkwhatmyusernameshouldb-fl4ro10 ай бұрын
For game 7, no bringing home court side baddies
@Dragon_EditzBeast10 ай бұрын
Stephen Curry: Gimme the jersey
@yamneri828110 ай бұрын
affair with nba commissioner’s wife 💀
@magicjellybnm10 ай бұрын
LaTomahawk has to be only able to dunk or shoot but he can only pick one
@JosiahYTQuiravoFC10 ай бұрын
The Goat Is Back
@theycallme_kiwi10 ай бұрын
best vid 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👑
@kevinquevedo28510 ай бұрын
Door dash drivers😂😂😂😂
@Heheheha-gl6mc10 ай бұрын
The legends team should get ladishwasher
@PPChickenNug7 ай бұрын
1:40 💀💀💀
@veshjrisback10 ай бұрын
Two goats in one video is enough bro.
@F.Woods2010 ай бұрын
Game 7 should be all nba legends vs all LaSteroid legends
@user-wg1lv3ce9x7 ай бұрын
We need a vid on how to build Latomahawk
@sat_is10 ай бұрын
Next time make him be able to dunk from the freethrow line
@sparklewithlove10 ай бұрын
No left hand lol😂😂
@dexter-dz1qk10 ай бұрын
Only guys in the crowd
@mcamamiya17734 ай бұрын
Luka is allergic to the finals Luka:and i took that personally
@SydneySwansSui2 ай бұрын
“Pulling up in Kobe’s helicopter”🥶🥶🥶👌👌👌
@melly67210 ай бұрын
Let’s go the LaSteriod Family is back
@Wertmesg110 ай бұрын
LaHeadTop Hail Mary VI has been going on too much of a rampage, winning 69 super bowls in a row. With this incredible rampage across the NFL, only one man can stop him. With the bears first round pick, everyone thought it was gonna be Caleb Williams. But no, they drafted all-star CB, our last hope of stopping LaHeadtop. And his name is GetMossed All Me IX, after the insane experiment combining NBA with NFL, GetMossed All Me IX was the result. Every time he touches any ball its instantaneously glued to his hands, and this cornerback will absolutely remake the Bengals versus Bills game where Damar Hamlin died on the field. This cornerback is too unstoppable, even in the NBA he absolutely hits a piss missile to the basket from anywhere on the court. Will GetMossed stop LaHeadtop? Or will LaHeadtop keep on a reign in this insane Super Bowl matchup, Bears versus Chiefs. Also my player for the NBA for this video is Victor Wembanyama
@Irishboah7 ай бұрын
“Lukas allergic to the finals” 💀
@MADCAPMOSS9210 ай бұрын
NOBODY CAN STOP HIM
@Eazy199510 ай бұрын
The goat has returned
@BenKenobi102410 ай бұрын
6:54 more
@MasonClips10 ай бұрын
Make it so la tomahawk can only shoot from half court
@rebeccagordon746210 ай бұрын
Pat Ewing should guard latomahawk
@Joopy49110 ай бұрын
Make it so that the nba executives pull out the brand new "Fusion Technology" for game 7
@bain6910 ай бұрын
LaTomahawk has to physically take the ball himself. Can't receive any passes. Gotta steal it or take a physical handoff
@nickwelday163010 ай бұрын
Bill Wennington 😤 also LaTomahawk has to drop at least 32 assists/game
@Rejjjjjjjjjjj10 ай бұрын
LaTomahawk has to win game 7 by only shooting from behind the half court line
@TonyRose10 ай бұрын
I was wondering what happened to my Draft Kings Sponsorship for my show. Now I know. I never stood a chance.
@ryanhammond668810 ай бұрын
😂 hurt his hip after a long night in the sheets.
@SwTcHyperiant10 ай бұрын
MARCUS SMART 🔥🔥🔥☄️☄️
@StormbladeShadow10 ай бұрын
Now, take the Texans to the superbowl
@hiramabiff77789 ай бұрын
Magic Johnson patient Zero omg 😂😂
@TheNotoriousDiddler10 ай бұрын
Next up, make courtside women unable to enter if they are above a 3
@Stormtrooper48310 ай бұрын
I wanna see the goats win
@NATEDAHOOPA10 ай бұрын
No courtside baddies
@astroyayyyyy10 ай бұрын
Bro made an insane come back, I can NOT wait for more banger vids
@milesdockendorff10 ай бұрын
There is a new goat for soccer, baseball, and basketball, but there isn't one for hockey yet!
@DieselDoc7810 ай бұрын
LaClapbomb BarDownski. New around here?
@milesdockendorff10 ай бұрын
@@DieselDoc78 yeah, I didn't know, mb
@DieselDoc7810 ай бұрын
Just being a smartass. Welcome to the freakishly awesome athlete fold!
@sebastianspiegel553310 ай бұрын
This is lehawkeye Spine Snatcher the 5th! He is a 6 year old, 3’2 archery prodigy with an incurable disease that every time his hand leaves the quiver, it is a bullet shot right through the bullseye and off into the forest!
@anthonysacco423710 ай бұрын
Yesssss Hess backkkkkkk
@LuisWest80810 ай бұрын
that man always drops more 100
@rustyshackleford510410 ай бұрын
1.4 Mil incomingggg
@Leohallauer1710 ай бұрын
put his twin brother on the other team
@Rook-mm7fr10 ай бұрын
As a Bulls fan, I am sure every woman in Chicago would have a night with him.
@enriquemedel602610 ай бұрын
OUR DADDY I MEAN KING IS BACK
@Gorilla694210 ай бұрын
In Kobe’s helicopter is crazy💀💀💀
@mattski474610 ай бұрын
Try putting a prime Victor wembayama and a lab generated. Mix between Shaquille O'neal and Stephen Curry. To try and stop latomahawk
@HELLOEARTH1MILLION7 ай бұрын
A rule should be he can only shoot from half court or further back