$1 vs $1000 Valorant Coach!

What can you get from a $1 Valorant Coach? What about $1000? Well I experienced coaching from Fiverr freelancers to pro eSports teams to find out! Watch the video to see the different styles of coaching at different price levels, along with the hilarity of my friend group!
First, we played with a $1 Fiverr Coach from Italy! He was ranked Diamond which is much higher than my Iorn rank. He was a cool and funny dude who watched my gameplay and evaluated my terrible play style where I would run out in the open without checking any angles. Although I got a lucky ace, he still laid out the truth that I need to be less aggressive, and stop running into the enemy team's spawn😂. Additionally, we bullied him a bit and then he stole my Valorant account. Overall amazing experience with the $1 coach! LOL.
Next, we had the opportunity to play with a streamer who is ranked ascendant, one rank higher than the previous coach. She was super patient with me, despite my mind is everywhere, and she even gave me a motivational speech when I was giving up. I learned abilities, and how to face my fear of the Yoru teleport reminding me of my father.
Then we played with JollzTV, a famous coach on KZbin and Twitch, and a content creator for NRG. He was the $100 Valorant coach of the video! Also, he is an absolute hot gigachad. Also he was ranked top 500 of all NA valorant players at one point, aka the INFAMOUS RADIANT RANK! Besides his stunning looks, he had stunning advice despite my sending the most cursed gameplay I could possibly craft. He remained professional throughout the weird breathing, terrible aim, stupid grunting, and dumb clash of clans jokes. You may have seen this footage in his video "The Real Iron Experience... (RADIANT COACHING, TIPS AND TRICKS)", but this time I edited it in my meme style hehehehe.
In between Jollztv'z VOD review, we hit up the $500 coach who trained out team. He listened to our fire rap performance and then gave us a strategy and notes on improving as a team.
Afterward, we wrapped up with a live coaching session with Jolltv where he at hot wings the whole time and taught us nothing! Determined to end with an amazing Coach, we hit up the best content creator of all of Valorant Twitch: Kyedae from 100T. Sadly, she did not want to coach me. I have no idea why she would not want to coach me after sending donations out of the blue. But luckily she told us to go to Tarik for our $1000 coach! Yes! This will do! BUT LITTLE DID WE KNOW TARIK IS NOT AN ACTUAL TWITCH STREAMER, he is actually a react channel, so it was hard to find a time to contact him. After 2-3 weeks of waiting, I sent my donation and was IGNORED. Could he have been busy? Sure. But I choose to take this as a PERSONAL OFFENSE.
So, now that Tarik is my #1 hater, it is my job to prove him wrong and prove that I am capable of ranking up from Iron to Bronze. I organized a coaching session from my local college eSports team, and gained the knowledge of 7 players at once! With this new knowledge, I crashed a LAN party to play Valorant on the big screen! Although I am -$1000 in debt, I finally achieved my dream rank of bronze! Take that Tarik!
#TarikLetHimCook
0:00 Premise
0:19 $1 Fiverr Coach
2:31 $25 Streamer Coach
4:05 $100 Professional Coach (VOD)
8:02 $500 Team Coach
10:01 $100 Professional Coach (LIVE)
12:53 $1000 Kyedae? Tarik?
14:43 $1000 COLLEGE ESPORTS TEAM
17:28 MY RANK UP!!!
Coaches & Friends in the video!▼🙋‍♂️
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▸ItzDante - @ItzDante
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▸Professional Coach - @Jollztv
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[@brambleblaster]

The first Fiverr coach was honestly fun to watch. His reactions were all valid and I think he had a blast watching you guys.

[@Oozern]

FACTS he was the underrated HOMIE man!!!

[@microwavedmirage]

@@Oozern they call me pablo

[@xan6990]

Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@xan6990]

@@microwavedmirage Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@Rito_guy]

he the reason why both of them got ace in 1 match

[@yopp2]

nah bro the vod sesion with jollz genuinely had me crying with laughter i couldnt even breath jesus christ keep it up man

[@Wave739]

Bro same I halve never laughed at a KZbin video like that

[@HippoAstronaut]

@@Wave739 same here

[@xan6990]

@@Wave739 Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@xan6990]

@@HippoAstronaut Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@Keys101]

I was tearing up because of how hard I laughed 💀

[@nothinghere1096]

The VOD reaction with Joolz had me in tears and dying of laughter

[@konkini]

Under 8 minutes in, but my face is already in tears. You are so talented, keep this quality up! Love to see a new vids soon!

[@CheeseLoverrrr]

oozern moment

[@roverrgaming5881]

valid

[@epistarter1136]

New vids?

[@bummbummist3607]

I am genuinely worried about Oozern's and Dante's financial situations.

[@reconfiguring8051]

TRUE!!!!!!

[@braindrg9274]

1k likes 1 comment i gotta change that

[@xan6990]

Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@xan6990]

@@reconfiguring8051 Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@xan6990]

@@braindrg9274 Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@foxpupmal]

Worth the wait! This was so well produced and the Jollz VOD reaction was hilarious LMAO. Can’t wait for next week :,)

[@xan6990]

Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@LevoGD]

@@xan6990 dont bring religion into this ffs

[@blakeforest6904]

This was funny af. I remember watching a clip from Jollz' vod

[@xan6990]

@@F0rs1cken yes

[@xan6990]

@@LevoGD i disagree with religions i obey only the word of God itself

[@JellyFox01]

you are the ONLY val you tuber down in the iron and bronze trenches with us, and it's refreshing to watch, thanks man!

[@gr1ntz631]

Just Vannix, Woodzy, Dawk, Nivlee, Sparkles. All these guys are low rank and have very similar content to these guys. They also havent uploaded in ages tho

[@darkwastaken930]

Bathtub Boba

[@simp_zer0]

😅

[@sn4il463]

ive been in a deep depression for a couple months and not many things have made me smile or laugh, that entire jollz bit genuinely made my mouth hurt becuase how much I was smiling and laughing. keep it up man

[@Ciwg]

I’m glad you feel better!

[@sudstan0230]

Jump

[@ShockRizal]

The Jollz segment is so good. Keep making bangers like these!

[@WinstyBinsty]

I was dying 😆

[@evilsdoom2606]

I've also watched ut on jollz pov

[@evilsdoom2606]

It was funny as hell

[@bruhsauce644]

oozern has a talent for churning out bits, that segment (and the whole video really) was hilarious bit after bit.

[@gamofe]

I died with the jollz coaching, the last time I laughed this hard with a video was a while ago, keep it up dude!

[@misfitgeniuses7467]

So true lmao. The last time I had a good laughs like these was way back when TheDooo used to play COD and Rainbow six siege. Good ol days.

[@lissettelvr]

same! i laughed the entire time LOL

[@afroman9926]

bro i was dying youtube usually dont be hitting like that

[@---li1oo]

I’m dying so hard😂😂😂😂

[@thisisme2710]

Oozern and jollz full vid kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKa2c5emnZysbLs

[@churcil260]

I am coming back and back to this video

[@oversleep9262]

I've never laughed so hard at a Valorant video before, and I'm not even joking. You make my day, men. and I subscribe.

[@Trooperr8]

Dude that Jollz part was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Great video!

[@carrotjuicegangsta272]

I was literally crying

[@phineasgaming123]

Which one?

[@mrtickles4392]

Brooo i was dying

[@carrotjuicegangsta272]

@@phineasgaming123 the part where he was eating cereal and the streamer couldn’t stop laughing

[@cornercrab]

i was laughing so hard the whole time

[@MinoRFestive]

That VOD was actually so well made 😂

[@radithyaafrianto5557]

i love the VOD

[@Toasterwafflz]

Dante is easily the best part of this video

[@KaydogEntertainment]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST VALORANT VIDEO BRO 😭😭

[@maheshbibe3892]

I'm not even kidding when I say that I've never laughed this much watching a Valorant video before... This is my first time on your channel and I instantly subscribed ! Thanks for making my entire week better :D hope your channel grows more and more !!!

[@edgarn142]

I was laughing so much my parents actually came up and asked are you ok? no joke This video is top tier

[@maheshbibe3892]

@@edgarn142 lmfao yes ! Especially the Jollz part 😭💀

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Bro same, i remember seeing this guy on Jollz coaching video and almost dying of laughter, this guy is so fucking good

[@secretplaysmsp121]

Bro me tooo the gulp song had me holding my tears in while in class

[@thisisme2710]

Oozern and jollz full vid kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKa2c5emnZysbLs

[@lucygoosey3428]

I legit rewatch this constantly. Too funny. The Jollz vod got me laughing so much. Oozern ur one of the best fr

[@aleccleveland2128]

Same 😂

[@FAITNESS]

bro this is my 4th time

[@user-rs4rp4nr7f]

same im literally re watching 0-0

[@Scr32n]

real

[@ashplaysgenshin8864]

i keep watching its so funny

[@JkennGG]

bro i honestly cant remember the last time i laughed until i had tears in my eyes, thank u

[@Sam-cg4ii]

Bro said every Oozern Sunday then dipped for 4 months

[@dadey445]

He’s pulling my father he’s pulling fearless

[@nullri126]

I like how the team coach is putting in so much effort for them to get better❤

[@mutoxicated]

The jollz part with the VOD was the funniest shit i seen 🤣🤣

[@gergoboros4500]

for real xD

[@ImmortalsFP]

I laughed so much watching the segment with Jollz keep up the good work man your videos are awesome

[@vZinister]

The VOD was absolute comedy gold left right and center 🤣😂🤣😂

[@bigfrapa]

this video was so wholesome, especially towards the end. definitely worth the wait

[@saiuizgg7599]

I love this video so much! It must have taken a lot of courage to do this, such a masterpiece. I am so glad to see that you're back and that it was worth the wait.

[@UntitledBeanie195]

every oozern sunday yeah "4 months ago"

[@theflamelord1022]

i couldn't stop laughing at jollz' vod review, this vid was amazing 🤣

[@bigfrapa]

my life is in shambles. ive been waiting 3 weeks 4 hours and 54 minutes for this video. and now that it is out i can finally breathe again. i went into cardiac arrest waiting for this video.

[@Oozern]

😂😂

[@-Nishy-]

@@Oozern I think he actually did I went on a death bed waiting wouldn't be surprised

[@xan6990]

@@-Nishy- Jesus Christ loves us all. He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. Genesis 5:2 NIV

[@-Nishy-]

@@xan6990 Ok what does that have to do with my comment

[@xan6990]

@@-Nishy- im just sharing gospels to you

[@Pon1bcd]

Jollz reaction was absolutely hilarious. This is a great video Oozern.

[@kaleb4255]

Had me dying the entire vid. You def deserve more subscribers lol 😂😂😂

[@katiecxt]

i somehow didnt realize that the vod review by jollz was ooz, i couldn’t stop laughing when i saw it and im so happy to find out it was him

[@_Robin_]

The time and effort spent on this is out of this world. It's so rare to see such high quality stuff. I hope it's worth it and I hope you make it big. ♥

[@Lil_babs]

funniest video i watched in a long time thank you

[@OG-Tobi]

Didn’t he say new video every Sunday it’s been 5 months and we are still waiting lmao

[@lokheilam2927]

i love how jollz just can't help himself laughing at your vod gameplay lmao edit: dis is da most likes i have ever gotten tbh ty

[@BrilliantChess_Ayanokoji]

No reply's lemme change that

[@YasenMostafa1]

@@BrilliantChess_Ayanokoji no reply on your reply lemme change that

[@RAZERJ33]

@@YasenMostafa1 no reply on the reply that you replyed to lemme change that

[@thisisme2710]

Oozern and jollz full vid kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKa2c5emnZysbLs

[@marklinyt9317]

@@RAZERJ33 no reply on the reply that you replied to, let me change that :)

[@etherow1667]

I love how we finally have the story behind the jollz coaching session. I was always curious bc it was so out there

[@NotGamesN3ptune]

jollz’s reaction to your “clip” 😭

[@juan6487]

He’s one of the only valorant creators that actually makes content other than highlight reels

[@keirann1245]

I couldn't stop laughing at the jollz part 💀

[@walidmahmud9451]

Nah bro i just discovered your channel and this video is hella funny. I just can't stop laughing 🤣

[@Zero-tt2om]

this video literally made me reconnect with val, it was so funny. i will make sure to put the things you showed into practice in my next rankeds >:) also, i've noticed the twitch page is gone, and this is the last video in 4 months, i hope this doesnt mean you've stopped doing youtube, i just found out about you and you're the funniest val content creator out there, i cant have missed all of the fun aaaaaaa

[@toxischesetwas]

we waited a long time for the video but the time was really worth it. great job mates

[@Ixcy2]

I was watching both of these form Jollz’s POV and I was laughing so much. Since then I have been watching you, and honestly you are one of the most underrated KZbinrs and one of my favorite KZbinrs

[@RuinationG69]

a big uss

[@ventiiv]

I first watched this like a fw months ago now I'm watching it again THE JOLLZ PART IS SO FUNNY LMAOAOA

[@Lotimis]

i’ve never laughed as hard as i did watching the jollz part LMFAO

[@whough]

Definitely worth the wait. Keep up the great work and definitely take the time you need to make the best videos possible. Love you, Ozzern.

[@whough]

*Oozern

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[@darioidk2508]

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[@vito7147]

every few weeks I always come back and watch this video again, it's one of the few videos that can really make me laugh so hard

[@goldenwindx]

real

[@salimwuthe8324]

Where is he tho

[@cl9gd]

@@salimwuthe8324 def recovering from all this money gone

[@zinners]

I'm not even kidding when I say that I've never laughed this much watching a Valorant in sooooo long had to like and sub

[@raymaxos]

I always Laugh so hard with Oozern's videos, not only is Ooz fun asf, but also Dante, such as all the Hacked my friend's account series, love the content, keep up the great work

[@yul1032]

If only all valorant vids were like this. This is the pinnacle of valorant content

[@bildschirmschnorrer2722]

It is genuinely criminal how fking hilarious this video was to me. I laughed through it all and later noticed I cried while doing so. Keep it up! You guys are comedy gold!!!

[@hellenkeller9526]

this is the hardest i’ve laughed in a solid 5 years 😂

[@budikon3911]

I loved this video so much it was amazing. Good luck on creating more of this amazing content

[@unknowngamer_1769]

Very entertaining video, especially the VOD and live part with Jollz was funny asf 😂

[@codenamefabio9662]

First video I've seen of yours and I swear I haven't laughed this much from a Valorant video before. Thanks for the good time man :)

[@thisisme2710]

Oozern and jollz full vid kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKa2c5emnZysbLs

[@alideniztoprakceken9181]

New videos every sunday this aged well

[@Nassloll2004]

It’s actually insane how many times I’ve watched this without getting bored

[@vxrzii9705]

This video is one the BEST valorant videos I’ve watched in a long time! The VOD review part with Jollz had me dying in my bed at 3am, hope you keep making bangers like this!

[@blu8134]

no matter how long a video will take to come out, i genuinely laugh so hard in these vids and this one is prime 2023, best vid yet this year!!! sooo good OOzern keep up the work broski, this shit funny and hilarious

[@itsekava646]

I kid you not - I died laughing at this, it really did make my day, content is amazing & HILARIOUS!

[@Clarix_Shorts]

Jollz says: it adviced not to eat while playing Jollz: eating while playing

[@snoopdogg4892]

New favourite valorant youtuber, keep up with the legitimate good content, authentic reactions and fun vibes and you will go places my guy

[@lucidluhx6088]

he proceeded to stop posting after this

[@hhavu]

the vod review by jollz, was easily the best val content ive EVER seen. made me laugh like i havent laughed in a while

[@Molly-nx1vg]

i’ve watched this video so many times just waiting for u to upload a new one

[@KriperSigma]

I watched all that and it's the first time in 2 weeks that I laugh for real.. Thank you Oozern

[@b1gg1e_chees3]

When Jollz ace'd with his eyes closed was the most hilarious part of this vid.

[@sarahaluzan]

The Jollz one had me dying! I didn't laugh that much to a video in a long time😂

[@jah_sama5643]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while thank you bro😂😂😂😂

[@left2dye750]

this was genuinely so much fun to watch gotta sub for that

[@felipesilveira7550]

Dude, I was literally crying of laughter for 15 minutes. I love ur videos so much

[@AreteGota]

This is literally one of the best pieces of content for valorant ever I was dying the whole time

[@gummyfox]

Jollz' confused face is literally the cutest thing ever

[@MaterialManPlayz]

The jollz one didnt let me breathe with how much laughter i had

[@StepPlayZ]

that vod was so good!! oh my gosh i love re-watching this video and dying of laughing lol

[@Unica25.]

been here since the beginning, your vids quality and the channel itself improved gradually, happy to see you succeed, love you ooz

[@Wtccu]

Youre do me laugh every second in the film 😂😂

[@CharlieKoek]

Best video I have seen in a while so funny 😂

[@edem418]

I've never seen a creator with this much effort behind any video. This is the fastest i've ever subbed a channel

[@gerfinator4072]

This is genuinely the funniest video I've seen in a while. Was damn crying from how funny this was

[@stonae.]

"New video every Oozern sunday" 5 months later: 💀

[@ivanriebrov9665]

This is the funnyest video in whole valorant but where did oozern dissapear? It has beed 5 months!

[@MessiFromMcDonalds]

Bro and his homies are grouply trolling the valorant coaches 😂💀

[@jjef]

i've only discovered your channel just recently and i am baffled by the fact that you don't have more than 500k subs. but i know for a fact it won't be too long till you reach more than that amount if you keep on uploading them funnies. keep it up man

[@soapyday756]

the 500 dollar coach roasting yall sent me! everyone talked abt jollz so I expected it to calm down but nope! still dying lmao

[@TRGha770]

bro im dying of laughter. i thought i might pass out. i had to pause so many times to take big breaths and not die.

[@darrensutter2342]

funniest video i have seen in a while, instantly followed! keep it up

[@cellglhf]

THIS is content. Valorant needs more of this, thank you for making me laugh

[@ichmagapfel7355]

i love this video so much i would rewatch it everyday and still laugh my ass off in the part where Jollz watches your footage

[@kebz-us6]

dude I havent laughed this hard in decades, thank you for ur content

[@CarrotsNstuff]

Commenting for algorithm because this is the first time I’ve watched one of your vids and it’s fucking hilarious

[@RealJepato]

This is this funniest Oozern video i've ever seen ngl, keep uploading i don't want to get bored❤‍🔥

[@PsychicGamma]

I have not had an honest laugh like this in like a year, u earned a subscriber real fast

[@5Zyro]

this might be 4 months old but this is one of the best video ive watched in the past 5 years

[@BigDiamiter]

This is my first video i've seen of you and it's so funny my face hurts. keep up the good work man

[@TheServerOfficial]

This video is comedy gold holy, please keep making this content I laughed so hard watching this video.

[@hackerbruh5219]

The part with Jollz was so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@Slinxy]

Loving the new videos every Sunday! Keep it up :)

[@xSkibot]

I would pay money to see this video again for the first time. Shit had me rolling the whole way thru. tbh high key needed a good laugh. thanks homie. very much earned like and sub.

[@vade7654]

have not laughed this much over a valorant vod in a long time 😭 deserved sub