These surely take all the fun out of a sledgehammer and wedges and hours of backbreaking work.
@groupedinformatique28354 жыл бұрын
@grumpy old fart de
@theluth90463 жыл бұрын
Yep, I totally agree! Oh yeah and nothing like a sore back and shoulders that Bengay won't help. Lol! I'm an old fart, and I approve this message.
@tylergode82213 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the aleve back and body.
@bobober77732 жыл бұрын
Ist schon genial. Vor 100 Jahren war man bei so einem Stamm noch über eine Stunde dran. Und diese Maschinen schaffen das in 30 Sekunden.
@jefryt675 жыл бұрын
I sit and watch these videos all the time. I don't know why, I dont even have a fireplace
@nickhammer64085 жыл бұрын
It appeals to your appreciation for creative processing.
@louissc75875 жыл бұрын
Because it makes you feel good, duh
@caseyweber94924 жыл бұрын
Man, fire, grunt.
@johnr70486 жыл бұрын
Why do I love watching wood splitting machine videos?
@philthelawnman5 жыл бұрын
It is cool and relaxing.
@sim774104 жыл бұрын
Nice to see there’s log machines out there which include safety and don’t risk life and limb!
@skyrimnpchostile35724 жыл бұрын
I know there's so many log splitting videos that make me cringe!
@robertmann7277 Жыл бұрын
Wow, I can't wait for the paint drying episode
@arthurthornton92982 жыл бұрын
After splitting wood w/ sledge hammer & wedges I get real pleasure watching these vodeos!!!
@64dethray4 жыл бұрын
I watch 1 dangerous log splitting video and now it never ends.
@miguelamaya62462 жыл бұрын
We like your firewood processing machine... It cuts 12 inch wood and splits them... we warm up with a old wooden stove and cook at the same time... we have 4 steel containers we would like to fill before winter...
@redcoat4ever3234 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian seeing this, it just gives me a warm glow
@boost98173 жыл бұрын
love all the videos
@jgarrison13095 жыл бұрын
The stump at 3:00 would take a long time to split up into stove size pieces with an axe and wedge. That machine... no problem. Wood like that is very very hard to break up. Unless you have a wedge like you see at 7:45
@rogerwinter14375 жыл бұрын
His wife bought it for him to get him out of the house, I bet.
@bigredc2222 жыл бұрын
An axe would darn near bounce off of that thing.
@41magfan6 жыл бұрын
Everything I've seen is straight grain, let's see some splitting stuff with knots and twisted stuff!!!
@ZrubekFamily6 жыл бұрын
That crap at 3:33 is not. But yeah, most of it is.
@kutzbill6 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking. Most of the wood I get is the knots and twist. Very little straight logs as shown. The cutter at 2:14 has potential, but my wood I cut at 20 inches long. Would work for the smaller limbs. Could shred them down for pellets from that.
@41magfan6 жыл бұрын
Kutzbill I guess it is faster to cut straight grain and I'm sure these machines have the power to make short work on any log.
@traviswilson79696 жыл бұрын
I was thinking some pecan
@jm79836 жыл бұрын
Why?
@Vodichka93 жыл бұрын
Probably the type of machinery used in firewood production in the Baltics.
@timduncan84505 жыл бұрын
I love the feller butcher adaptation at 1:31. Also nice cap at 4:39.
@moncorp15 жыл бұрын
Something satisfying about log splitting. I'd chainsaw up the downer tree and put the pieces on a trailer and haul it in on one day, Then the next I'd sit on a 5 gallon bucket and split wood from sun up to sun down suing a 22 ton motorized log splitter. I would make a mountain of firewood. Never figured out how many cords, but it was a lot. Didn't care one way or the other about the chainsawing part, but man I used to love splitting wood.
@JJE2010MO6 жыл бұрын
Amazing use on the Bobcat, super cool how it splits the wood into 6 parts! WOW
@nickhammer64085 жыл бұрын
I love these video's the design and creative way people process fire wood.
@rncrallypics4 жыл бұрын
Excellent machines for cutting wood
@Bulinutzza5 жыл бұрын
I have no ideea why I am watching this... but I like it a lot somehow
@chefgiovanni5 жыл бұрын
The grin on that guys face at 3:27 , look ma, i survived another day, hand me another doughnut and coffee.
@davelydon19826 жыл бұрын
Amazing handy machines,thanks for sharing 🇮🇪
@joewoodchuck38243 жыл бұрын
I like 2:30 because it makes use of smaller stuff. I think 4:30 may be underutilizing the machine capability. The 1:20 bundles are nice. 1/4 or so of a cord each?
@simonsays36 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they're fast an all, but none of them give you that feel you get with a 12lb maul.
@andrejkostovski51726 жыл бұрын
one of the best feelings i have experienced idk why but i just dont like these kind of machines.i prefer working hard with my hands and after that hard work a good shower and some quaility beer😁.
@ethanrepine88626 жыл бұрын
Its a great workout plus you get your anger management quelled too if you use a splitting maul.
@billygoatupnorth5 жыл бұрын
I always stood a bunch of rounds up when I left for work. Then when I got home good and frustrated, whack the day lights outta them... I like a 6 pounder. You can get a lot of speed on them lol. Use an axe a lot too.
@dmsentra4 жыл бұрын
That's the whole point?
@lemon-iu7bo4 жыл бұрын
I prefer an 8 pound or a regular axe
@ejohnso19672 жыл бұрын
At about 8:00... cut the wood almost to size, then split it, send it to another saw to take about 1 to 1 1/2" off each end? That seems like a lot of extra sawing and wood waste?
@veterantechus10 ай бұрын
The 10 Extreme Fast Automatic Firewood Processing Machines and Modern Wood Cutting Machines Splitting Firewood demonstrate groundbreaking speed and innovation in turning logs into firewood.
@Redandranger4 жыл бұрын
Firewood? The 1:20 mark looks more like bundles of fence posts. Those have to be at least 3 feet long. My stove is pretty big but come on.
@austinreece43435 ай бұрын
Man this.made me laugh hard
@johngoyer5 жыл бұрын
Straight grain, soft wood, no knots. I’d like to see what these machines can do on a big ole knotty red oak.
@Private_Gator5 жыл бұрын
i guess they hav enough power to push through but i never worked with machines that big...... did you do ?
@MrGtsouth5 жыл бұрын
Wood split into such small chunks causes a fire that burns too hot and needs constant tending because the sticks are consumed too fast. Before inventing a splitting machine, you need to actually burns wood for a few seasons to discover the ideal size of a stick. It varies, also, depending on the type of wood being used.
@houdini65-5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a fireplace in your home or ever gone camping? Those small sticks are called kindling, it's used to get the larger pieces of wood burning. Are you serious about burning pieces of wood a few years in a row to see how it burns over time? If you are, then please make a video of your spreadsheets where you recorded your results.
@FCWW874 жыл бұрын
We are efficient AF at cutting trees down....
@tylergode82213 жыл бұрын
3:40 that things a modified hydraulic guillotine. That's cool
@lawrenceaderneck71655 жыл бұрын
firewood ,backbreaking work never mind being chained to the wood stove
@Dollapfin4 жыл бұрын
lawrence aderneck and hundreds if not thousands of dollars saved a year. It’s not backbreaking if you are smart about it. A tractor with a front end loader will save your back and don’t do large trees. Splitting is easy once you get good at it. It’s renewable and you will never fear running out of heat. Getting rid of dying and misshapen trees that are only good for firewood helps forests thrive.
@Redandranger4 жыл бұрын
@@Dollapfin Splitting misshapen trees takes the ease out of the splitting.
@Dollapfin4 жыл бұрын
Geoff Pritchard you’re right, but if you don’t have a splitter and you’re smart you leave the bad parts in the woods. Maybe even grow some mushrooms on them.
@JoeMorley-k4i Жыл бұрын
wonderful
@chicut846 жыл бұрын
4:20 alla faccia !! Top artiginal machine!!
@sheckyfeinstein5 жыл бұрын
Some wear safety glasses, others do not. Use 'em!
@kubotaman34405 жыл бұрын
And hearing protection also
@luisarmandogonzalezcaceres42164 жыл бұрын
@@kubotaman3440mag
@SuperJimmyBennett3 жыл бұрын
0:41 what model is that attachment? i like it.. Its compact
@TheDrsohaib5 жыл бұрын
I wish nature could produce the wood this fast too.
@KentBuchla5 жыл бұрын
Self-evidently, it does!
@mariaatagua82804 жыл бұрын
Coro de milagro fajardo
@hellohun73315 жыл бұрын
All this wood is pop sickle wood. Easy to split. Try oak with knots or, liquid amber. Well not all.
@zerocool465 жыл бұрын
These machines are making firewood why would you split Oak into fire wood
@hellohun73315 жыл бұрын
Bmiller this kind of popsicle wood has no heat value compared to oak, almond, madrone, or eucalyptus.
@zerocool465 жыл бұрын
@@hellohun7331 regardless Oak is still not used for firewood and that's what they're all making
@lemon-iu7bo4 жыл бұрын
@@zerocool46 what are u talking about? Oak is common firewood. Its used as firewood all the time.
@RubenFletcher4 жыл бұрын
I saw one extremely fast machine.
@АлексейЗамятин-з9б5 жыл бұрын
8:39 - ИЗЛИШЕСТВО. ОТрезает от полена с двух сторон - ровно.. Где финны используют МЕТРОВЫЕ поленья? Мне искренне нравятся наши русские совсем МАЛОЦЕННЫЕ устройства для колки дров.
@bensonboys66095 жыл бұрын
@ 2:55 we we Geppetto processing the wood to make Pinocchio
@lilsammich82525 жыл бұрын
Got wood? Yes.
@stevenwilson44515 жыл бұрын
If I made one of those wood splitters, it would take 20-30 seconds to charge up (at random) and the fire off like a cannon (without warning) and send the split pieces of firewood toward a ramp with a steep curve in it so they'd go in every direction imaginable. My safety glasses would be made of ordinary glass, my gloves would be made of unfinished burlap, and my work clothes would all have fringes. There'd be free beer at every workstation, floors made out of marbles, bees nests under every tool bench, and the nearest bathroom would be two towns over. I'd have ringing phones and crying babies playing over the loudspeakers and wives who just want you to help a little around the house once in a while would have a seat behind every worker all day long. And everyone would still show up to work because splitting wood is so satisfying.
@andyharpist2938 Жыл бұрын
What are you ?? A leftie softie!!
@guygillmore29704 жыл бұрын
to be fair to the postal worker at 4.00, he didn't pick the easiest piece. Usually you only see them processing the perfectly straight ones....
@andyharpist2938 Жыл бұрын
Nice soft shoes in case he dropped the tree root on them.
@slickmuck43126 жыл бұрын
At 8:30. What’s the point of cutting it again with that double chainsaw contraption if it’s only going in a wood stove
@richardreid63776 жыл бұрын
I believe that is for making shakes or shingles; not firewood.
@gary29842345 жыл бұрын
Like Richard said... shakes/shingles. You want the wood square so it fits works correctly in the shake/shingle machine.
@jimwilloughby4 жыл бұрын
Right off the bat, is there no end to what one can hang off the front of a skid steer machine?
@randalllochner54096 жыл бұрын
Some of those machines are obsolete before they were built. To labor intensive when other machines had bypassed the problem.
@buff24973 жыл бұрын
How come it’s always nice straight corded timber.
@gerry3435 жыл бұрын
8:08 Why this extra step of cutting to length?
@rotattor6 жыл бұрын
I like how some of the vids are sped up to look like they are faster than they really are.
@waynep3435 жыл бұрын
and how to keep up with the processors.. there are a few used autoclaves around.. ones big enough to roll batches of logs into.. close the door.. turn on a modified V8 engine that has half the cylinders blocked at the intake and threaded bungs welded into each intake runner.. hook those to pipes and then crush proof hoses to connect to the autoclave to evacuate the air from the autoclave and remove the moisture from the logs.
@Redandranger4 жыл бұрын
I want to see the ram cylinder on the homemade guillotine unit. He has a pretty big electric motor running the pump too.
@gamerarchive29225 жыл бұрын
Nice toy ı need one
@randyman785965 жыл бұрын
I fucking LOVE this shit man!
@nicklopez48172 жыл бұрын
Can I ask why is approx 3 feet of split wood useable? Most fire places I know are max 20”
@Jin888666 жыл бұрын
4:48 those blades won't last long, they'll bend as soon as they cut through some hard wood diagonally
@johnmartlew58975 жыл бұрын
At the price of these machines, how many chords do you have to sell at what price to make it cost effective? Hand wood cutters are charging $150 to $200 a chord in BC 🇨🇦
@perrywilchiuk60125 жыл бұрын
750-1000, smoke less weed Mr. BC.
@goodboyringo97165 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the wood that came from that one piece at time 2:58
@goodboyringo97165 жыл бұрын
@Keith Clark ....It did , gggg
@grimmthrashr10355 жыл бұрын
3:12 Dont give the french ideas....
@malcolmx27545 жыл бұрын
Guilotine XD
@Rukus4445 жыл бұрын
So what's the point of the double chainsaw at around 8.30 it seems to be a waste why not cut it smaller to begin with?
@EricRohlfs5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you need precision firewood.
@andyharpist2938 Жыл бұрын
100,000 bits of sawdust a second coming at you at mach 3. Bloke: Why use glasses?
@sunnychip253 жыл бұрын
3:50 the ultimate guillotine
@jonassjoblad27286 жыл бұрын
The skidsteer works good until you have to pick it up from the ground and the logs get sandy. Then that chainsaw is toast
@cfrefrigeracao73205 жыл бұрын
Faz isso aqui no Brasil que o Ibama arranca até o cabelo do teu olho
@АлексейЗамятин-з9б5 жыл бұрын
10:13 - Муж на тракторе привез метровые дрова, а его жена грузит руками в станок-механизм для колки. Ха-ха-ха.
@PradeepPradeep-gz5hi4 жыл бұрын
Jhansi 9ilmò 9ok61fff
@edwindude98934 жыл бұрын
Those chains need a sharpen they’re spitting dust 😂🤣.
@user-wr4lg2co6z6 жыл бұрын
3:00 that would take all day to do a truckload the way he's lifting it...
@albertcyphers15325 жыл бұрын
What amazes me is this works well with straight grained soft wood and these companies advertising this crap just keep sending it out. and all you worry about is some hick without ear protection
@6613steven6 жыл бұрын
Ill take the hard working girl at the end, y'all can have the machines. An industrious woman is more valuable to man that any machine.
@newforestroadwarrior6 жыл бұрын
She'll be missing a right arm if she carries on loading like that
@rdvideoclips5 жыл бұрын
@@newforestroadwarrior My thoughts exactly. She gets complacent, or drunk, glove gets hooked on top of log, she has maybe a second or so to get free before it shears her arm right off. Everything is dangerous to different degrees but this one seemed to be the best "trap"
@kolobara086 жыл бұрын
No top 10 extrem fast machines that plant and grow trees?? Ppl seem to oversee that some of those trees are 50-100 years old, yup so many years, thats how long it takes for big trees to grow.
@trbig675 жыл бұрын
And people like you are too blinded by your own ignorance that you don't want to read that there are far more trees today than there was 100 years ago. Most companies plant at least 2 trees for every one they cut down. RENEWABLE RESOURCE. Isn't that what you tree-hugging alarmists have been hollering for?
@nathantrost77735 жыл бұрын
That one looks just like a guilotine
@TheLouisamite5 жыл бұрын
Most of these clips are of soft uniform logs, and that's not the case in the real world when you have big knots and krucked logs of oak ,maple ,hickory and other hard wood that's used for firewood, ,soft wood may look good splitting but is not any good for heating a home
@sultanjaan26626 жыл бұрын
so nice video
@حمزهالجمالي-س2ش6 жыл бұрын
Sultan Jaan 😙
@dougedwards50426 жыл бұрын
Let them try elm
@Snarky796 жыл бұрын
Or Australian GUM!!! Pflghahahaha
@heavenbound8606 жыл бұрын
JUST DON'T BUY A BELLS PROCESSOR UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET RIPPED OFF
@miloradkrasic7636 жыл бұрын
Doug Edwards i,,i
@pasqualebernardi21365 жыл бұрын
Ne ssun
@rodneyrugg72723 жыл бұрын
The last machine doesn’t make sense, we’re do you find 4 foot split wood? It just turns it into 16” pieces.
@bigboss42985 жыл бұрын
What do they make from the pieces after the “twin chainsaws” cuts the ends off?
@michaelfrancis19305 жыл бұрын
They use smaller blades and make toothpicks. No waste!
@900stx74 жыл бұрын
If the log have to be a certain length, why not just cut one end ?
@deantrull99352 жыл бұрын
Hand split cedar shakes for roofs. That way they are all the same length.
@noraque13365 жыл бұрын
At 9:14 why is that woman not in the kitchen?!
@johnjuhasz91256 жыл бұрын
This should have been titled “homemade automatic hand remover”
@ryanlangston4393 жыл бұрын
What if ya need 12 inch logs alot of time recutting or is this just me
@Dan-wl5bc5 жыл бұрын
Once seen a lad I worked with using one of these but was leaver operated two lads were using it and talking lad put his index finger on the face side of the log and the ram trapped his finger between the log and splitter blade he use to play the guitar in a band (he use to)
@lorenemitchell74295 жыл бұрын
try that with some tennessee black gum
@larrycroskey28525 жыл бұрын
8:50 guy isn't wearing any clothes!
@raspillade60275 жыл бұрын
Larry Croskey good question. Perhaps he confused the saying, “measure once, cut twice”
@tomascoudek37934 жыл бұрын
and where is problem ?
@briandoyle61885 жыл бұрын
Like a fellabuncher with a log splitter attachment some....thought the one at 6.00 was a steam engine....that one GRT...all really even from that one...the one on 7.40 holy crap scary....
@alexharris8955 жыл бұрын
I don't think the old man with the red machine should have made the list
@stevent2226 жыл бұрын
When a bot is made to stack all that fire wood let me know.
@johnmartlew58975 жыл бұрын
Steven T.G. ....check out 1:10.... stack, wrap, and go.......
@Cystian4705 жыл бұрын
is the old guy the automatic component of the machine??
@sebastianprasse30676 жыл бұрын
Cool
@nicklopez48172 жыл бұрын
The green “shredder” not firewood people would buy!
@morteaospoliticoshahaha77075 жыл бұрын
Consigo rachar lenha mais rápido que algumas máquinas que vi
@rightaway85514 жыл бұрын
I am deaf after listening to red and yellow splitter.
@chump10184 жыл бұрын
I don't get the double chain saw one
@russellsmith38256 жыл бұрын
What is the processor at 2:15?
@Grumpy_old_Boot6 жыл бұрын
-Dunno, but it says Otiss Machines in the lower left corner.- Edit : Never mind, that's the channel name. It seemed pretty neat for handling young growth and brush growth. :)
@heavenbound8606 жыл бұрын
STAY AWAY FROM BELLS PROCESSORS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET RIPPED OFF
@Grumpy_old_Boot6 жыл бұрын
@@heavenbound860 Is the machine @ 2:15 a Bells machine ?
@heavenbound8606 жыл бұрын
BELLS @ 1-55 minutes . Trust me I had one .it was the WORST Processor I ever had. NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS FROM DAY ONE....I COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT . BRENT EASTON IS A LIAR AND THIEF . STAY AWAY FROM BELLS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET RIPPED OFF
@amk40322 жыл бұрын
Hey what is the Name From this Machine ??? By 2.45 Minutes ?? Have you the Name ??? From this machine ????
@Saveddrip5 жыл бұрын
3:50...doesnt seem very fast nor auto....
@jonmiguel5 жыл бұрын
Whose fireplace is big enough for #2's product?
@williamneumann13095 жыл бұрын
Out door wood stove .
@benjaminallen23704 жыл бұрын
The things we’ll invent to avoid our wives.
@lancearmor31995 жыл бұрын
IF A HUMAN IS REQUIRED ITS NOT AUTOMATIC ANYTHING,XCEPT 2 COSTLY😱😜😵😎
@lemon-iu7bo4 жыл бұрын
Then according to you definition nothing is Automatic. Everything requires a human. Whether it be to plug in the machines or load the machine
@heavenbound8606 жыл бұрын
STAY AWAY FROM BELLS PROCESSORS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET RIPPED OFF
@nilz916 жыл бұрын
so, what do they do to replace these trees they cut?
@kjinohio58976 жыл бұрын
Houses for yuppies, cabins for environmentalists, shopping malls, cell phone stores and coffee houses.
@batvette5 жыл бұрын
A question is an argument of ignorance.
@tomrizzo15546 жыл бұрын
The second machine cut the pieces so long would never fit on any fireplace or stove I know
@johnturner44006 жыл бұрын
Some countries sell wood by the metre.
@Schmidy765 жыл бұрын
Many outdoor wood fired boilers have fire boxes 4 foot deep or more.