10 Hour Flight, Where You Sitting? (Essenger Meme)

10 Hour Flight, Where You Sitting? (Essenger Meme) | BIONICLE Meme Dive

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Listen to my unscripted 12am ramble about a month-old twitter meme.
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@essengerbionicle Ай бұрын

after looking it over again I think the klakk just being on the flight would be enough to make me sit next to the zivon, if i can find someone to help get me out of the zone of darkness after my 10 hour nap

@-FileNotFound- Ай бұрын

No way essenger?! Yeah that’s pretty fair

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

Honestly, fair

@ThePotatoMan04 Ай бұрын

Even if you're down bad for Roodaka, Sidorak is right next to you and is gonna rope you into his drama if she tries anything.

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

Exactly!

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

Seated in front of her is also hell. Her knees would be IN your spine

@mathildadeer Ай бұрын

I am too far gone. I'm shooting my shot knowing full well I will not survive.

@williamedward1666 Ай бұрын

7 means we get to shove Akhmou out the window AND chill out with Pohatu. EZ choice.

@Makutros Ай бұрын

Uhm... time to grow wings and fly the distance yourself... Cause that are at least 3 mass extinction events at once in that plane.

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

@@Makutros for real 😅💀

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

Good place to have 3 mass extinctions if you send it to space forever

@Dargonhuman Ай бұрын

@@quantumblur_3145 Ah yes, the "Planet Hulk" solution...

@nathanblue5548 Ай бұрын

1. More meme breakdowns. 2. Akhmou: "So do you like Kohlii? Funny story. So there was this one time when Pohatu over there destroyed my supply of Comets."

@ryanthefilmmaker2574 Ай бұрын

Worst seat is three, hands down. You'd be dead in literal seconds. I think I'd go with 7, personally - Pohatu is a great guy and I'd be able to listen in on Artakha and Karzahni without being stuck between them

@cesarsandelis6379 Ай бұрын

Honestly seat five isn't all that bad. If it starts getting awkward, weird, or dangerous you only need to silently mouth a request to swap seats with Nokama who would likely agree.

@theextracrispycolonel9502 29 күн бұрын

But if you swap seats with nokama you're right behind Voporak 💀

@cesarsandelis6379 28 күн бұрын

@@theextracrispycolonel9502 I never said that it was a perfect solution.

@ryanalegre6910 Ай бұрын

One question though, what WILL everyone would be doing during an 10 hour flight? Gaming? Steaming? Telling chronicles?

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

Good question! Takua and Hahli are definitely telling stories and probably playing pokemon. Velika is trying to get Ignika to perform experiments on the other passengers. Kopaka has his headphones in and will not respond to anything less than a life threatening emergency. Roodaka is scheming. So is Sidorak, but he's not as good at it. And of course Tahu is spending the entire time doing heavy breathing exercises so he doesn't literally explode and take them all down with

@ThePotatoMan04 Ай бұрын

@heroranuva8295 and ahkmou is kicking vhisola's seat

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

@@ThePotatoMan04 😂

@Finthesharkguy Ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@ThePotatoMan04yep, Ahkmou is definitely that one entitled kid on the plane "LEMME SELL MY DAMN ROOOCCKKKSSS!!!!" - Ahkmou, probably

@lordgzstg6181 Ай бұрын

Probably 7. As it seems more safe. You have pohatu next to you and nokama above you. Ahkmau may be sketchy but he wont try anything with two toa nearby. Same for 12. The rest seem like murders waiting to happen.

@jameswitt108 Ай бұрын

I love Lhikan but ain't no way I'm sitting next to Krekka😂

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

@@jameswitt108 Fair 😂

@kevin-2.1 Ай бұрын

10:53 😅😢😣💀, yeah you’re done if you sit next to that rahi.

@carvedearth5676 Ай бұрын

Definitely 1, 7, or 6 for me. 5 is tempting but possibly the WORST seat ever

@mechanwhal6590 Ай бұрын

What’s so bad about 5? True, you’re within striking distance from a guy who can age you thousands of years in seconds, but apart from that the most you’ll have to worry about is a little girl beefing with her teacher. Oh, and a scammer.

@frankunodostres473 Ай бұрын

pretty easy for me it's between 5 and 8. 5 would be really funny and I (as the all-knowing guy who knows their future and past) could help them. it would be a therapy session for vhisola tbh. and 8 is probably the most interesting because of the different types of wisdom you'd get to hear.

@thesupershinymegagengar2034 Ай бұрын

I'd sooner sit next to Gorast than Roodaka or Akhmou. At least she never lets the thought of treachery cross her mind. Besides, I'm sure she has some interesting stories to tell, and it might be possible to be on her good side. Right? Plus most of the other options are much scarier.

@shvansee216 Ай бұрын

Yeah exactly! If you get on her good side, she can easily kill anyone else except for the masks of life, maybe those too, and the great being. And ofcourse, some really cool makuta stories.

@dplocksmith91 Ай бұрын

She's definitely gonna use her stinger to drain the light from both you and Hahli and turn you both into her servants.

@thesupershinymegagengar2034 Ай бұрын

@@dplocksmith91 Isn't light draining Vamprah's shtick?

@godryg Ай бұрын

@@dplocksmith91Maybe having that Klakk on the plane is not a bad thing after all

@MrTheta-lc8zy Ай бұрын

Can I ask Matoro to switch seats with me?

@toamateo22 Ай бұрын

I’m choosing #12 because of mata nui

@MorshuGaming Ай бұрын

I would go with 4, Tahu’s a jovial guy and the worst kurahk could do is hiss at you.

@TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest Ай бұрын

I think the big problem with that seat is that in MoL Kurahk was able to send Tahu into a rage, which lead to him attacking even the other Toa full force

@dplocksmith91 Ай бұрын

Yeah, that seat is set up for Tahu to go into an uncontrollable rage.

@MorshuGaming Ай бұрын

@@dplocksmith91 You're completely correct. However, I feel like from that perspective this flight would be over before it even starts, as half of the passengers are able and willing to kill each other and destroy the plane in the process. I feel like the only way it would work would be if this was a sort of demilitarized zone, in which case the best seat would be the best conversation, and the worst seat would be the worst (probably still roodaka and sidorak in that case)

@fernandoorozco5968 Ай бұрын

number 7

@alemon1666 Ай бұрын

@BirdRaiserE Ай бұрын

My problem with 5 isn't that these two are together, it's that I have to sit between them. Obviously two water tribe is a straight man's dream, but the yapping would be unbearable.

@dplocksmith91 Ай бұрын

I think the real problem is that Vishola is gonna get in a shouting match with Nokama

@maltron66 Ай бұрын

Just blast Piraka Rap on speakers and everyone will move away from you. Problem solved. 😂

@Jpteryx Ай бұрын

Seat 1: the problem isn't Gorast, it's getting to and from your seat without passing through Voporak's aura (which will kill Gorast before the plane has taken off (which would probably lead to a Voporak/Gorast battle very quickly so actually don't sit anywhere near seat 1)) Seat 2: Krekka will NOT respect your personal space. Seats 3, 5: See Seat 1 Seat 4: Kurahk angers Tahu, Tahu loses it, you might die Seat 6: It's the rows in front of and behind you you need to worry about. I think Roodaka and Sidorak would consider you beneath your notice. Seats 7, 9, 11: Best not to sit within reach of Karzahni. However, there will be a powerful heroic being next to you so it's not as bad as it could be. 7 is the best of these since Pohatu would be happy to give you access to the aisle. Seats 8, 10: Do NOT sit within reach of the Zivon. (I'm not going to bother wondering how it fits in a seat.) Seat 12: Maybe the safest. Yes the Zivon is there but you have Kopaka and Mata Nui between you and it. Yes the Klakk is in the same row but the noise would still be painful from seat 1 anyway. Just bring earplugs.

@legonerd0666 Ай бұрын

I might pick twelve, hear me out! It wouldnt surprise me if mata nui could calm the klakk down or use the mask of life to shut it up, plus its a hallway seet so u dont have to awkvardly shimmy past someone else to get to the bathroom. Unrelated but i would really like to see ignika and mata nui meeting eachother while bording the plane cuz that would be hilariosly awkvard

@lukestarkiller1470 Ай бұрын

Yeah, even if Mata Nui couldn’t calm down the klakk you would at least be able to go to the bathroom to take a break from the screaming. The only thing you’d actually have to worry about is Vultraz staring at you from across the isle, but if he actually tried anything you’ve got Matoro, Kopaka and Mata Nui right there to protect you. That’s probably the safest spot on the plane, granted you bring some ear plugs to protect your ear drums.

@SpacklerStudios Ай бұрын

Just as I already made my comment, I find someone with a similar view to mine.

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

@@lukestarkiller1470matoro would have to climb over whoever picked seat 9

@lukestarkiller1470 Ай бұрын

@@quantumblur_3145 oh yeah I guess if there’s more people who will fill in the rest of the seats that changes things. I just figured those seats would stay empty

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

2:57 clearly, he's once _again_ forgotten he can fly, because he's currently seated on a plane

@theauraone7755 Ай бұрын

Personally, i pick 12. Mata Nui is someone i would love to talk to. And that rahi nearby? Just use the mask of life to either make us immune to that rahi's noise or use the mask to make that rahi not make noise. What? It is the great spirit mata nui! It will be worth it!

@cesarsandelis6379 Ай бұрын

That rahi is the one who had a kaiju battle with the Terikava

@StudSnob Ай бұрын

Bruh Mata Nui would feel like an evangelical missionary.

@theauraone7755 Ай бұрын

@@StudSnob it will still be worth it!

@khris1645 Ай бұрын

How did Zivon's Kaiju-ass even fit in the plane.

@heartlessnobody1143 Ай бұрын

Theres like, 3 Animals in here, not including akhmou

@godryg Ай бұрын

So I can sit next to Halhi and turn around to talk to Takua? That would mean interesting conversations and funny moments. Bonus: I'm as far from the Klakk as one can get. Sadly, I'm going to need that pee bag 😬

@Finthesharkguy Ай бұрын

And little did we all know! But Tren Krom was actually piloting this hellhole of a plane! (Also I want a second version of this with more characters. Axonn and Brutaka (the still evil/pre-mutated Brutaka), Nidiki and Toa Likhan, Vakama Hordika and Matau Hordika, that one Janitor Visorak and Keetongu, Ancient and The Shadowed One, Carapar and Takadox, Hydraxon and Defilak, Metus and Ackar, Kiina and Berix, Krika and the Earth element lord, Toa Helryix and Icarax, Avak and Hakann, Vezon and Vezok, Gadunka and Lesovik, The Exo-Toa and Maxilos. I really wish Essenger would make a sequel lol)

@Finthesharkguy Ай бұрын

@@quantumblur_3145 ty

@lukestarkiller1470 Ай бұрын

This is probably the most thought provoking Bionicle meme ever conceived. I’d agree 7 is definitely the best spot for entertainment value, but you still have some amount of risk while sitting next to Ahkmou, even if it’s just a small risk. He might try to give you an infected koli ball or something, which would just absolutely ruin your whole flight. So I think that the safest place on the plane would probably actually be 12. If you bring some ear plugs to deal with the klakk then the only real threat would be Vultraz staring at you across the isle. But if he tries anything you’ve got Matoro, Kopaka, and Mata Nui right there to protect you. And you’ve got easy access to the bathroom which is a nice bonus. So you’d be very safe but you wouldn’t be able to hear anything so you can’t really expect to have any solid entertainment or understandable conversations for the whole 10 hours, but you’d at least survive the trip in good health.

@badger273 Ай бұрын

Honestly I'd probably go with 2. I feel like with Lhikan's help we could probably get on Krekka's good side. He seems like he doesn't have much personal investment in his villainous activities, and was mostly being bossed around by Nidhiki who was being bossed around by Teridax. I could see him being a brute-with-a-heart-of-gold-type who would even help me if Tahu got a little too heated in the next row Plus it's an isle seat

@AndyIli Ай бұрын

With Teridax and the shadowed one during the events of timetrap to listen to the diss

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

Good luck staying alive 😆

@AndyIli Ай бұрын

@@heroranuva8295good point

@2Potates Ай бұрын

6 is literally what's it's like to deal with a certain part of my family.

@heroranuva8295 Ай бұрын

@@2Potates rip

@lucarionuva9543 Ай бұрын

Does your family control a army of spiders to?

@Shashu_the_little_Voidling Ай бұрын

@@lucarionuva9543 I want to control an army of spiders

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

Why is your family trying to get with you

@jamesmclemore9123 Ай бұрын

One more benefit to picking 7: if you get bored you can point Ahkmou out to Kahrzani.

@Zenkaiser Ай бұрын

7 easily. Akhmou might be a jerk but i'm willing to put up with him if I get to meet Pohatu

@Anton-de5vu Ай бұрын

Honestly roodaka and sidorak doesn’t seem All that bad, from what we’ve seen of them they’re both relatively civil in casual situations. It would just be insufferable trying to speak to either of them because one would constantly be interrupting and one-upping the other

@sammykat2hb Ай бұрын

I think 2 is surprisingly manageable, the only problem being that Gorast might be able to reach you if you leave your seat. 7 is also not that bad. The worst I can see Akhmou doing is stealing your phone charger. It won't matter anyway if Tahu goes nova, of course 😅

@Brother-of-Darkness-94 Ай бұрын

My favorites is the 2nd row and the 12th row, because of Krekka, and Mata Nui

@SpacklerStudios Ай бұрын

I'd be perfectly fine sitting by Mata Nui, but I seriously cannot stand being near something like a Klakk. Maybe he'll use his mask to shut the thing up, I dunno. Seat 12 is my choice due to that

@plasticcrusaders Ай бұрын

7 or 12 for me, pohatu is my favorite toa and i can imagine us picking on ahkmou or just reacting to memes, Mata Nui just because its Mata Nui, we would probably have many insightful conversations and i would like to hear about his travels across the universe, the cultures he seen, and he has the ignika, so he can probably put the klakk to sleep.