10 People Who Tested Absolutely Terrible Ideas on Themselves

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[@zimattack9994]

Well actually the earth is flat. Because less than 1%of the earth's water is carbonated.

[@buffster948]

I love my Ridge (titanium), thanks for recommending them to me, TopTenz channel. They are brilliant quality. I've bought one on a previous recommendation and it's still in perfect condition. Top notch.

[@michaelkeller5927]

The cheapest one is $125. That's absurd for a $10 piece of metal

[@marigeobrien]

About the first topic, psychic "research." I just want to say that, since science is by its very nature, physical and psychic experience is, by its own nature, entirely non-physical, proving one with the other is like trying to prove there are particles in the air without using a microscope. Of course, it's doomed to failure. And that is exactly what scientists want, possibly because they cannot stand the concept of anything significant being non-physical.

[@montecorbit8280]

At 5:43 CSS Hunley.... The CSS hunley if you look it up actually killed more Confederate soldiers then it killed Union sailors. If memory serves it killed something like 5 sailors on the ship it sank, where is its crew was around 9 or so....each of the three times it sank.

[@InquisMalleus]

There was believed to be a disease in Australia that was so painful and horrifying that people who got it would beg to be killed between the pain, spasms, and psychological effects. One dude thought it was caused by jellyfish, and to prove it he caught some, and had them sting him, then got his son and a friend to try it. Yes, he was right. After days of pain and weeks of recovery, he had proved his point. Definitely deserved a spot here.

[@owenshebbeare2999]

Irukandji jelly fish, found off Australia's north coast can cause that effect. Why anyone would test it is beyond me. The Gympie-gympie plant here has an apparently similar effect.

[@InquisMalleus]

@@owenshebbeare2999 that's the one. It was originally believed to be a disease. There is a "Today I Found Out" video on it

[@anthonykussrow1040]

almost a Darwin award that one it could only be one of the worst 2 box jellyfish or chironex fleckeri or the irikanji (I think spelt wrong) and I'm not sure of the Latin name I've been stung by the box jellyfish and it almost killed me and I was a 26yr old 115kg or 250pound pretty fit and high pain threshold but think of the worst pain you can imagine like burns and I've scorched my arm and chest almost raw but that was like a mild irritation by comparison not to mention that it also attacks your respiratory tract and your heart feels like it's about to explode and the headaches and the glandular problems are also affected really awful ended up in hospital for 3 and a half days all up but regular visits as an outpatient for around 4 months and I'm told i was one of the lucky ones hahaha didn't feel to bloody lucky I can tell you

[@Chris-hx3om]

@@anthonykussrow1040 It also appears to have taken your ability to use a full stop. That paragraph(?) of yours is as painful to read as being stung.

[@alexsmith-gn4tp]

@@owenshebbeare2999 Gympie Gympie was featured on an edition of QI with Stephen Fry here in the UK.

[@williebauld1007]

The pilot trying to explain getting shot down by his own bullets to his superiors would certainly have been an interesting conversation 🤣🤣

[@buffster948]

May the Darwin Awards competitors be forever remembered for their bravery, creativity and...Darwinism.

[@ryandowney8743]

And their contribution to society by removing themselves from it.

[@gyvren]

I fully support flat earthers building and testing their own homemade rockets.

[@666magic]

The earth is diamond trapezoidal 720° sphere. I know the best friend of the mom of a guy that is a janitor at NASA

[@julianshepherd2038]

Or they cod stand on a cliff a watch boats arrive

[@TheNaldiin]

The problem is the bystanders.

[@uploadstuff1762]

I want to know exactly how many takes they had to get, at the"shot hydrogen of his own butt", segment

[@joshstanton267]

as long as it's not in an urban area :)

[@ronaldbruce6845]

The cocaine guy... He's like "I'm uhh, I'm gonna go test some of this... Uhh on myself.. yeah. I'm gonna do some tests.."

[@Johnc259]

Everyone knows there is no such thing as “too much” cocaine. Just not enough money for the cocaine. Isn’t that right Simon (and Peter)?

[@seandelap6268]

Getting stung hundreds of times by bees for an experiment is certainly not my idea of fun.

[@fiyahquacker2835]

What if the pain were to bee over sooner rather than later?

[@IsYitzach]

I don't think it was his either. But he had a question and needed answers.

[@saltycanadian6190]

I love that Simon still does his Top tens, I remember watching these over a decade ago. Thank you Simon for the literal decade of entertainment.

[@ComaDave]

A couple of years ago a beehive got established inside the wall of my house, between the exterior and kitchen walls, under the sink. Dozens of bees would make their way into the kitchen daily until I got a beekeeper to remove the hive. This took about a fortnight, so I got used to treading lightly and opening the back door so they could follow the light back outside. One landed on my temple and walked across my left eyeball. Thankfully I was used to them buzzing around, so I just froze and stared straight ahead until it decided my face wasn't worth exploring and took off again. I'll take his word about the nostril, though.

[@Catseye189]

Would have s&^t myself

[@donaldwert7137]

I've been stung on the side of the nose by a wasp and on the back of the head by a yellow jacket. Both hurt like hell and I don't recommend anyone try it on purpose.

[@lynnhoffman247]

One of my brothers was eating a PBJ sandwich when we were little & a yellow jacket landed on it right before he took a bite. Poor guy screamed for 30 minutes.

[@mackdog3270]

I second that guy's finding. The inside of the nose is an awful place to get stung. I've been stung twice up the schnoz by wasps and I didn't enjoy it. It felt like being punched.

[@amberkat8147]

I can pull virtually all the hair off the front of my lower legs with tweezers and barely wince, but try to pull just ONE nose hair and it makes your eyes water and you seriously question your decisions. I am not surprised being stung there is so painful.

[@michaelandrews2619]

I got pissed at a party and a friend and I tried plucking hairs and yep the edge of the nostril was the worst.

[@bobd2659]

"Gravity can't betray you when you eat an oyster" ...no, but eat a bad one and your stomach will certainly give you an approximation of anti-gravity...and have you reaching for the Gravol!

[@seandelap6268]

And the Darwin award goes to some of these people.

[@waynehersel3965]

The lawyer story is the funniest story I've ever heard. If it's actually true, it would be the funniest thing that anyones ever heard. Did everyone involved in that case die? I count 2 guns and 8 dead guys. Did the court clerk pick the gun up from the courtroom floor to put into the evidence locker, and trip down the stairs and shoot himself? That's one badass gun. If we had that gun in WWII, the war would've lasted a week.

[@FatLikeKessel]

What a great way to wake up! A nice cup of brew and Fact Boy talking at you in a basement. Cheers!

[@mistreviews]

"Guy wins award for finding most painful place to get stung." Coyote Peterson 👀

[@serpent645]

Clement Valandingham had also been a member of the US House of Representatives from Ohio. He was a leader of the "Peace Democrats", a group that wanted to end the American Civil War by granting independence to the Confederacy. Eventually, Lincoln banished Clement to the Confederacy, there was, I think, a book written about him entitled "Man Without a Country".

[@OhioCruffler]

People have completely forgotten about the Copperheads. Antislavery, but willing to let the South go to avoid a war.

[@IrishMike22]

When I was about 11 or 12 I had a bee in my mouth during a little league game. I didn't know it was a bee, and I instinctually tried to spit it out. It ended up on my upper lip and it stung me on the front middle part of my nose, the part people get pierced like a bull. It felt like being punched by a grown man, moreover my eyes watered like faucets and the swelling gave me a slight lisp for a day or two. I don't like that memory.

[@nge400]

Septum

[@EM-tx7qm]

SIMON!!!!! I know it’s a different channel, but please do a Biographics on Charles “The Hammer” Martel and the Battle of Tours !! Love the videos man you are a legend

[@scottmantooth8785]

*that last one proves that everyone needs a hobby and that some hobbies are best kept to oneself*

[@JustKrista50]

Hi Simon and Co! Nice. A video of 9 people who make me feel smart to start my week with! 9, because although shooting stuff up your own bum is dumb, he saved lives.

[@jasonlong8754]

Imagine the epic fart lighting that he could have done. Pump your colon full of hydrogen, hold lit match, fart out hydrogen.... BOOM!

[@sendthis9480]

I knew Mad Mike Hughes. He was actually a genius…and like the video said, didn’t believe that flat-earth crap. He drove the limo at a paving company I used to work at. His “hobby on the side” was building rockets and jumping limos. (At one point he had the Guinness record for longest ramp jump…or some weird thing) He wanted to “revolutionize” the rocket industry with some hydro-powered something or another. He used to share my office, and order all the parts from around the world…all funded by himself, on a limo-driver salary. The longer he went, the bigger his rockets got. The bigger the rockets, the more expensive they were…until he finally couldn’t afford it himself anymore. Apparently…the flat earth dudes paid him $40,000 to put a sticker on the rocket, and snap a photo at the top. He was A LOT smarter than people think…and he played on that brilliantly.

[@mattfleming86]

That makes me feel better. On face value he didn't seem like a total idiot. I mean homemade rocketry is a somewhat advanced hobby. But one important question.... why the heck does a paving company have need a limo?

[@Catseye189]

11:07 that headline! 'Attached a weight to the rear of chicken to see if it walked like a dinosaur" Lol!

[@nHans]

If I'm given the choice, I'd prefer to die testing my own terrible idea than somebody else's. - If I survive, I've proved my idea. Fame and fortune will follow. - If I die, well, everybody has to die eventually. At least, it won't be for someone else's glory. Might even win a Darwin Award.

[@michaelkeller5927]

The cheapest ridge wallet is $125. Are you joking?

[@jameshealy4594]

I still can't figure out why anyone would want a rigid wallet in the first place.

[@lauriepenner350]

That's how it solves the problem of your bulging wallet (as long as you are old school and carry cash.)

[@adion24]

@@jameshealy4594 No one does. That's why there are 50 million ads for them and zero ads for the wallets everyone actually use.

[@jameshealy4594]

@@adion24 Well put, makes sense when you say it like that.

[@johnwick1883]

@@lauriepenner350 So carrying cash makes that person old? WTF?

[@JamesRichardWiley]

Houdini also believed he could survive death. No word from him since.

[@duncancurtis1758]

Maurice Shadbolt also proved that diets don't work either.

[@UncleJackOnline]

so card wallet with a money clip....no penny pouch or keyfob? ...just....a cavity tray......

[@silversurfer3202]

How much you wanna' bet he owns one but doesn't actually use it!!!😝

[@adams521]

I've got a Ridge and I use the tray for a spare ke though you can also use it for change. I only carry cards and use the cash strap and I honestly don't miss my old wallet. Ridge has also come out with a carbon fiber key holder that you can attach a key fob to.

[@DeAthWaGer]

@@adams521 OH WOW!!!! IT MUST BE GREAT TO FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT YOU OVERPAID FOR A NONSENSE ITEM!

[@the80hdgaming]

Troy Hurtubise was living in a city 60km from where I live when he invented the bear suit and Firepaste... The man was an unconventional genius that left us way too soon...

[@telena5042]

Paralysis? It doesn't take a giant injection of cocaine to let one know it has a numbing effect lol

[@skyden24195]

A bee sting to the nostril being the most painful place to get stung? I can believe that. Ever have a nose hair pulled? 😫😵 😄

[@TimeCodeMechanics]

I forgot you also do TopTenz.

[@PrestonSmithsMusic]

I remember Troy Hurtubise. He was from my town (North Bay, Ontario). Sadly after years of failed attempts to garner the support for funding the suit, he bankrupted and committed suicide (wiki says Vehicle accident, though there are doubts that it was accidental).

[@PrestonSmithsMusic]

I think that suit is still on display here...

[@kaitlynh2574]

That’s so sad :( -also hello from Ontario as well!

[@amandashaw1977]

also, in reference in #1: have you watched coyote peterson?

[@j.p.6932]

4:30 Friends have since come forth to say he didn’t really think the Earth was flat, he just wanted his 15 minutes.

[@whyjnot420]

Just to point out: Observation balloons go back several decades before airplanes and the ability to quickly egress from one rather than wait as it is slowly pulled back down or slowly loses buoyancy had been desirable long before 1900.

[@Whisper_292]

"The Department of Defense regrets yo inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."

[@jtmarshall]

Totally believe it... got stung by a wasp on the nose once, definitely the worst sting I've gotten

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

You sure that guy's name was Vallandigham and not Inspector Tiger or Chief Theresamanbehindyou? Gotta wonder if the Monty Python folks had heard that story...

[@chrissirvid5845]

Always interesting, informative and entertaining 👍 team

[@bobthompson4319]

Sound could go faster than the speed of sound if for example the pilot is in a jet flying mach 2.5 and screams then the sound going forward is going Mach 3.5

[@ChristinaTodd1970]

Just started the video. I'm wondering if you'll include Dr. Hazzard.

[@Irobert1115HD]

franz reichelt was actually right about his window being to low. well the eifel tower is also likely no0t tall enough to properly test a human size parachute of any kind...

[@UserUnassigned]

I've had a ridge wallet for over a year now, the money clip is strong and it feels well made. My only issue is that it'll eventually eat a hole in your pocket like it did my Levi's

[@kepetez06]

The pilot shooting himself down is an electric story. Why i watch my fact boy. Cant help to think these stories need to be individually covered on brain blaze

[@Vikingbiznitch]

I love how some people will go to extraordinary lengths to answer questions that nobody else is asking...😒

[@madphilip12]

Facts boy You gotta slow that BPM Everything feels like it's super rushed Even the cut away music Bring back old factboy

[@toddlerj102]

That's an Ouch!

[@j.p.6932]

7:14 You would have thought that he’d either do it in small enough increments that he could OD w/o dying; or have someone on hand during the experiments in case something went awry.

[@reggiep75]

Darwin Awards... INCOMING! 😉😂

[@CrisMind]

You can see the Hunly sub in Mt Pleasant, SC

[@connorburgess6097]

I just realized he's always wore glasses, and the fact I never noticed before scares me

[@villain68]

I remember seeing the video when his rocket crashed to earth. This reminds me of the scientist who gave his life to prove something scientific. Can you still think after you've been decapitated? Instead of getting someone who has been condemned to die, he used himself. After the guillotine sliced his head off, the executioner held his head to the audience. They saw him blink his eyes multiple times. I think it was around 12 seconds before he stopped! I dunno, maybe he was suicidal. 😆

[@seanj3667]

Hunley was not the last one to die in his homemade submarine, but at lest he wasn't using a game controller to navigate it.

[@j.p.6932]

11:32 Yeah, that would be would the end of the research for me.

[@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567]

4:10 SIMON wake up, the earth is obviously Dinosaur-shaped 🦖

[@pixelpusher3589]

been runing a ridge wallet for bout a year now i got the forged carbon... it chips easy on corners but is easy to fix with some CA glue. i run 3 cards with some australian notes....... i like it but would love to be able to buy the panels seperately so i can mix n match :)

[@j0eblden342]

i mean the hunley submarine wasnt a terrible idea though was it then, considering it was the first submarine to sink a ship.

[@naftalibendavid]

How much cocaine is too much…a question a lot of us asked back in the day.

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

I clicked on this fully expecting to see my boy Franz, and I was not disappointed.

[@mathieuleader8601]

some of these people are darwin award winners

[@BlueYguana]

Yep, welcome to 2022 80% advertising 20% content...

[@kristinekuehn6528]

When me & my 2 younger brothers were children, we had huge forest behind our house at Quantico. Later learned it was the woods the FBI training facility used. But we were playing, climbed over huge log and my youngest brother, 5 yrs old at time, stepped down onto yellow jackets nest. In blink of eye, swarm covered him head to toe. He began screaming, running back home. Me & my other brother tried beating them off as we ran. They bit him all over, including eyelids, inside ears, mouth. My mom took him to hospital. He was bitten & stung over 175 times. He stayed in hospital almost week. Now if he is stung or bitten by bee, wasp, yellow jackets, hornets, anything, it will kill him.

[@roscojenkins7451]

I bought a wallet when I was 13. I still have it and use it 22 years later. My goal is to have it for 30 years and MAYBE ill try out a Ridge wallet after.

[@wonky_shoebox7514]

Simon your beard is becoming more magnificent by the video

[@Taragoola]

Simon our dads are old and set in their ways. Well… mine’s dead. But point being they’re set in their ways.

[@multiyapples]

Rest In Peace to those that passed away.

[@Unknowngfyjoh]

Cool video but I disagree with the ordering. How is a bee sting on the nostril worse than falling to death with a bad parachute?

[@Ashannon888]

I don't think these are generally ordered from best to worst or the like. It seems to just be random.

[@frazionetomaselli]

2 minute ad at the start?! For a 10 minute video? Are you kidding me?

[@geraldmartin7703]

In 1970, in the wake of Rachel Carson's book, Silent Spring and to prove DDT was harmless, Robert Loibl and wife Louise, each took 10 miligram capsules of DDT every day at lunch for 93 days straight. The EPA banned use of DDT as a pesticide in 1972. The Loibls vanished into history.

[@nHans]

DDT was banned due to the unintended harm it did to the environment beyond the targeted pests-particularly on birds. It was and still is considered safe for humans. It's used even today in India and other tropical countries for controlling mosquitoes. (Its use as an agricultural pesticide has been banned.) In regions having high mosquito-borne diseases, we literally spray it on the inside walls of our houses every couple of months. 🦟🚫 I looked up the Loibls. They've been immortalized on the Wikipedia page "Mickey Slim." Aww, ain't that nice!

[@broadside99]

pimples on the tip of your nose hurt so the bee sting checks out. it still didn't seem necessary however

[@nathski22]

I love a poison dart frug

[@kalebnolan8343]

How much cocaine is too much cocaine? “So anyway I started racking”

[@ViFang77]

When you watch one of those videos and recognise someone from school.... Michael has gone far

[@samuelcampbell5870]

Natural selection at work

[@KendlickLama]

10:55 fail, simon....fail...

[@dh0123]

Testing bee stings on my junk can't say that's for me but more power to you

[@dokskwyr4353]

I would think that a bee sting on the eyeball would be more painful.

[@LillibitOfHere]

I wish I had pockets in all my pants so I could keep any wallet in them

[@Sideshownicful]

Maurice Wilson tried to solo climb mount Everest in 1933 to demonstrate the power of prayer and fasting...

[@bryanx0317]

I didn't think you could overdose on cocaine lol Have you seen Scarface?? 😳

[@macaylacayton2915]

this video sounds like it will be terrifying

[@evankimori]

Skip ad @ 1:45.

[@69Hurst442]

Hold my beer and watch this moment’s. Precursors to the Darwin awards.

[@Pally604]

Are there wallets that don't have RFID? Aside from somewhere you'd expect like walmart. It seems so common that advertising it as a selling feature is like advertising wet water

[@fifthycharaktersforaqualit7468]

Video starts at 2:00

[@I_am_Allan]

I got a flat wallet from Amazon for under CA$25. (US$19)

[@amandashaw1977]

the oyster makes sense to eat at first, as if you are foraging for food you would of course open any shell you found; however eggs are the things that make no sense to me

[@paulroberts3639]

Well, now I know not to snort live bees….

[@pakde8002]

If there's not a Florida man in here someone hasn't done their research.

[@mrdasboot45]

I’m a disappointed, no room for Colonel John Paul Stapp in this list , he strapped himself in a rocket sled to study the effects of acceleration and deceleration forces on humans.

[@ZeoViolet]

So the bee sting guy didn't want to risk his own junk in testing the most "painful of all"? Huh

[@robertwilloughby8050]

Barry Marshall here? The guy who believed that most stomach ulcers were bacterial, and dosed himself with Helicobacter pylori. He was right, mostly. And he survived! Barry Marshall is a hero and a great man, but an absolute loon too!

[@DeAthWaGer]

I love that the terrible product you shill is destroyed by the introductory "approach to learning". Why the HELL do you need a giant piece of RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED metal in your pocket as a wallet?? GARBAGE.

[@angelvamp28]

Ah yes the first "air enema"

[@prettypuff1]

Bring back ORIGINAL FORMULA COKE

[@LouisWinthorpe622]

I am currently experimenting with beer.

[@RidgeWalletYT]

Burnt Titanium ftw 🔥

[@LaWsTeR121]

09:50-10:05 wtf is that middle top photo? Mouth Goatse?

[@MrSparky4101]

Mig-25 has the world record for fastest fighter jet currently in service, but it's still leagues away from the X-15 and the SR-71.