10 Problems of joining a Black Metal band

[@joanm.1991]

First problem: Keep the members alive and out of jail

[@hogracubu197]

But how to create album covers?

[@alexandremouton7169]

easy.... Just burn your local church and don't forget to bring in the best lawyer in court.

[@orenges]

Ahhhhh

[@virtuaplayer7234]

@@hogracubu197 Good question

[@reagancanington]

mayhem couldn't do this😂

[@putridabomination]

The first problem: Finding band members

[@justinblake1849]

Agreed. Tho i cant find members for ANY different types of metal. Ppl r too lazy, not interested, or not musically proficient enough.... I know how to play drums, guitar and bass. Should i start my own 1 piece band? Lol

[@EverythingDeadly]

Justin Blake Yes

[@JastrzabTrzeci]

@@justinblake1849 Absolutely

[@zakkperkins3826]

I'll join ya band although I suck 😂

[@light4252]

@@justinblake1849 you should join my band

[@rickypasketofficial]

When your bassist kills your guitarist and singer commits suicide

[@emanuelss]

That happens to my band almost 3 times

[@Whatruacop97]

Hate it when that happens

[@Erykfib]

Happens everytime

[@erickh82082]

Haaaaa!

[@virtuaplayer7234]

Mayhem moment

[@atanatokosmiki216]

Damn... this should be a sitcom.

[@mariejudesmart649]

Hell Yeah!!! The only one worth watching!!!!!!

[@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist]

Structure it like The Office and I'm in

[@bearworm]

i mean, metalocalypse? kinda?

[@NaZ-ln2ln]

I want at least 10 seasons of that

[@surprisinglyblank2392]

You might like Metal Family on youtube.

[@Guy-bm5wh]

Band: Farvann Song name: Farvann Writting: Farvann Vocals: Farvann Guitar: Farvann Bass: Farvann Drums: Farvann Recording/mixing: phone

[@Farvann]

Phonevann

[@33savage70]

@@Farvann Oh my god I love you so much.

[@caim3465]

@@Farvann kono Phonevann da!

[@KrakenIsMahB]

song name isnt Farvann but Farvenn, such TRVE CVLT creativity !!!

[@ToeCutter454]

record label "Liter of Cola"

[@vladsnape6408]

"Play like you never heard of Dream Theatre" - all black metal bands should take this advice.

[@justinblake1849]

Is it weird that i've never heard dream theater? Im mean ive Heard of the band name, but never listened. Favorite current metal bands: At the gates, Dimmu Borgir, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Haunted, Cradle of filth, Watain....

[@AlistairMaxwell77]

*all bands

[@davidgomez7882]

@@justinblake1849 I personally tried listening to DT, but never got into them. They brought a lot to the table, with varied instrumentalization, odd signatures, arrangements and tempos, and stuff like that. It's just not my cup of tea, I guess. It's worth a try listening to, at least to get an idea.

[@snuppssynthchannel]

@@davidgomez7882 I think there are many far better prog groups out there like Magma (check out De Futura), ELP, Yes, Gentle Giant, Genesis, U.K, King Crimson etc. But Also modern bands like Opeth, The Flower Kings, Koenjihyakkei, Cardiacs etc are all excellent. Also Universe zero with their album Heresie is like a form for gothic, chamber black metal, of the darkest sort, and are among the most evil sounding albums that i have ever heard (from 1979)

[@darkfrozenwinterstar3639]

So I‘m not the only one thinking of Dark Tranquility when hearing someone talking about DT?

[@sonnenhafen5499]

1:43 i thought this was going to be cringy. but it turned out nothing than precisely realistic and awesome

[@Farvann]

What? Cringe is the concept of this channel! I guess I missed the point this time 🙁

[@angelcastellanosmartinez7247]

Oh yes it was, and it was dope af

[@liamshanley_21]

took me over a minute to realize this was one dude in three different shirts

[@Farvann]

😄

[@Charles_Anthony]

Same. He's that good.

[@puglover6113]

Wait what- I just realized that when I read your comment 😂

[@klausbrinck2137]

What??? 3 different T-shirts??? I recognize a single one...!!!

[@jjsamuelgunn1136]

Cuz the drummer ODed, the guitarist killed himself and the vocalist was sucked into a portal to hell. Dun tell anyone but this guy is actually (just) the bassist

[@SimonSmithGuitar]

This is brilliant

[@Farvann]

Thank you sir!

[@HydroGadeOFFICIAL]

Your both brilliant KZbinrs. I love you Simon and Farvann

[@Player-od5vo]

Did you mean.. dark?

[@extremelycold3162]

Ohh SIMON was here

[@colehenderson518]

Agreed 👹

[@sonnenhafen5499]

there are a thousand problems of joining a black metal band. thats why there are one man black metal bands. its just the natural and obvious solution :)

[@riffsfromtheabyss666]

Very true

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

For this reason, I'd like to form a one-man Black Metal Jazz band named "Belangkin" (tar), where I'd like to play the saxophone (my favorite musical instrument, tbh) in an eeriest way possible one day! 😈

[@sturm1312]

@@madkhaliqfarhan Good luck man

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

Farhan Maleq same, i will see you on a tour someday.

[@Cyclobomber]

@@madkhaliqfarhan Well it's not black metal but John Zorn did grind-jazz so why not after all...

[@playedplains6177]

Mom: "What have you learned today son?" Son: "If you leave a mini fridge open long enough Satan will consume your soul and devour your flesh until you turn into a demon hell spawn."

[@mikitz]

Plus, the fridge's engine blows up over time.

[@marcen12]

Mom: So religion class must have been fun!

[@timothymckane6362]

And this is how one man black metal bands are better.

[@justinblake1849]

Burzum lol

[@vortex-xy4xe]

Midnigth odyssey

[@superZEROKID]

Leviathan

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

Satanic Warmaster

[@godzillasenpai3685]

Bathory

[@Hacker_lyx]

The fridge gag got me real good.

[@jadonlamey3931]

I've watched the fridge bit like 15 times lmao " OHHHH LORD SAAATAN' 🤣

[@TheCount-y7e]

The drummer being possessed though! 😭😭☠️☠️☠️

[@johnathonmckenzie7148]

I was a vocalist of a black metal band . I tried to create controversy through my blasphemous lyrics to get attention for the band. It didn't work. But one day I got really drunk on put on my corpse paint in the wrong order. We instantly became controversial as the first black face metal band

[@enbybeanie666]

LMFAOOOO

[@60R4LVY]

NAHHHHH...😨

[@metalheadchick7740]

3:54 Ouch, right in the Vikernes

[@nope8827]

Ooooooh that hurts

[@PILULE-ow9sk]

I don't get it?

[@nocontentacc]

@@PILULE-ow9sk Search up Varg Vikernes

[@PILULE-ow9sk]

@@nocontentacc yeah I was just too tired to get the joke lol

[@Erykfib]

1:38 This is pretty artistic

[@Farvann]

Thanks! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2eae6pod8t4hNE

[@Erykfib]

@@Farvann Fantastic

[@snowbeast63]

Just a fridge bro. Haha

[@somekid7]

It reminds me of The Lighthouse

[@Solarion138]

Its like im at a Watain show

[@MarioGarcia-tr4ev]

Nobody: Swedish Death metal bands: 3:28

[@Mp57navy]

Not enough gain on that pedal.

[@MarioGarcia-tr4ev]

@@Mp57navy true, it's not an hm2

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

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[@michaelobdziejewski2517]

1:28 how Immortal writes their music

[@arsaeterna4285]

0:17 not gonna lie I'd buy that album, that sounded dope lol

[@bassguitar7021]

Wow. I'm really feeling the love from your band members

[@goldmund2902]

Man, i haven't checked your videos out for a long time and you really did improve quite drastically. overall better comedic timing, acting, jokes and the aesthetic quality of you videos aswell. and you've also lost quite bit of the cringe that usually comes with youtube comedy. i wish you the best for the future!

[@dokterkarel]

"you recorded that so you can practice it at home?" - "no man, I just recorded our album" roflmao!

[@mikitz]

Would've been better if it was a tape recorder, though.

[@kyu2813]

That was the best one hahaha

[@dokterkarel]

@@mikitz or a nokia 3310

[@amarthdagnir2608]

The dream theater one got me so hard xD

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

0:17 actually awesome vocals

[@edtheangler4930]

Yes

[@fogasterg]

Actually thermodynamics teaches us that leaving the fridge door open will heat the room, not make it colder !!! ah ah ah, up yours, satanist ! ( Yes, I graduated in physics ). Love your videos by the way.

[@Farvann]

Yeah, but the joke was too obvious to leave it out 😶

[@dsennack7792]

Transgenda Gubament everything, literally everything creates friction, friction creates an energie loss because the energie is converted into heat and spreads so its useless to you therefore a loss. Since literally everything creates friction, cooling things does too, besides you can‘t create cold unlike warmth, the fridge just extracts the warmth from the insulated inside of the fridge so the air cools down. If the door is open, you‘re just having your fridge transport the warmth around the room plus you heat the room with the heat from the friction

[@a.od-reszki4674]

Teach me thermodynamics i need that

[@ebenezer576]

@Gringo I'd guess that it could be translated to : There is no 100 % efficient energy system. Since you remove heat from the fridge via an electrical system you will have some resistances / pump and frictions that will create more heat (the loss) than the "created cold".

[@ReeceDK]

I enjoyed this a lot! Great delivery and hilarious punch lines. The fact that every band member got a unique look to them makes it even better 😂 Würde gerne mehr von den Dreien sehen!

[@claytonprice2579]

I love how you represented the mxr pedal. I'm in a black metal band and ended up abandoning that pedal. It sounds great when run through the return of the effects loop on my amp but it doesn't cut through the mix.

[@carlcat3944]

The one with the fridge was the best one 😂 epic voice btw

[@Farvann]

Little challenge: Name the *two movie references* in this video

[@keegan7736]

Can i have a timestamp? hehe

[@keegan7736]

Lords of chaos!!! haha nah just kidding

[@keegan7736]

im pretty sure the one of the references was about the gain

[@billpeel4408]

I only got The Lighthouse

[@CapitalistObserver]

Hmmm. Gain on eleven?

[@helgaketurka]

1:50 Oscar 👏 brilliant performance, man)))

[@Farvann]

Дзякуй 🙂

[@helgaketurka]

@@Farvann aww that is so sweet of you)))

[@Gakki_Aniki]

@@Farvann SIMP !

[@axo2607]

@@Farvann SIMP

[@theeguy9022]

@@Farvann SIMP !

[@ishaanpatel1339]

The fridge rant is one of the most epic things on youtube. Period.

[@HeroSword_P]

3:53 Lol I thought you were going to say that you had a sudden urge to stab your band's guitarist.

[@kakihara671]

This parody on scene from "Lighthouse" - awesome.

[@fklr-369]

This dude is awesome! Thanks brother keep it up.

[@Transylvanian_Werewolf98]

1:43 is the best part that's for sure, i laughed my ass off, great Farvann

[@NYR2K8]

Not sure if you intended the band merch choices but I love the Darkthrone cut off for the kvlt Black metal purist and the Inquisition tee for the new member that doesnt mind playing a solid proggy riff that gets in trouble with the band.

[@uhh4312]

this channel just keeps getting better now

[@KardboardKenny]

i just got your cd today. i love it and thank you so much.

[@Erykfib]

0:31 I actually do it too not only for kvlt sound, but I just don't have money :)

[@Whatruacop97]

It’s not easy being a bass player in a black metal band not just because of fact that you won’t be heard on the song but the waiting on the right time to kill your guitarist is the hardest part especially after your singer committed suicide

[@charlotteholmes3056]

01:43 - 02:05 reminds me my husband (drummer in Black Metal band) after drink a lot in a party.

[@boloball78]

Discovering your channel is definetely gonna make my quarentine less boring, dude your videos are amazing, and so are you ! 🦔

[@daisuke_thrasher7032]

1:43 Well someone saw the lighthouse (2019) 😂

[@RandomJohnnyG]

After all the overtime work and frustation in the hospital, this video made my day even❤Thanks Men..shout out from philippines

[@Farvann]

Thank you! You're welcome

[@NorthGaReptile]

This is hilarious! Well done! An acoustic guitar can sound quite evil in the right hands though (Opeth - The Grand Conjuration for example)

[@michalpinkr4711]

I met a guy at a party who said he is fellow black metalhead so I showed him my stuff. I've got special diy guitar with cymbals on it and the gain during the recording was on max.. He listened to it terrified and ask me If I dont want to rerecord it in his studio on normal instruments with better mastering and less noice so it could be more clean. I didnt talk to him again. Never turn down my gain while I wanna play BLACK METAL! Especialy when gutiar's got f*cking metal on itself!

[@TheLight965]

TELL ME YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER! (One of the Best movies of 2019, i love your tribute to it😂)

[@captainfantastic3490]

The lighthouse is the best movie of 2019 in my opinion.

[@TheLight965]

@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah for sure, for me I'd say it's tied with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for best of the year

[@captainfantastic3490]

@@TheLight965 when i first saw The Lighthouse, It was tied with Parasite but after couple of days and the second spin, It became my favorite movie of 2019. I can't wait for Robbert Eggers's next project cuz i love The Witch too. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a great movie as well.

[@TheLight965]

@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah, can't wait for the Northman, I hope its as balls out crazy as the lighthouse

[@Erykfib]

Videos are getting better and better, keep it up Farvann!

[@Noone-j1s]

do you mind if i use that speech as lyrics

[@PedriqueArtoq]

Sounds fucking good

[@sonnenhafen5499]

if you do it properly, no one will ever recognize the theft. because duh, lyrics will surely not be released and listening carefully will not help much

[@ikilledme1millionyearsago693]

One of my fav videos ever.

[@xtothae]

This reminds me of the time I joined a black metal band. They were all into Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum etc, while I was listening to Scarlett O'Hara. However, it was a lot of fun XD

[@CapitalistObserver]

The progression of these kind of nais fideos is just insane tazächlich.

[@Farvann]

Das freut mich etzadla

[@ealdorman5053]

😂😂😂😂 It's just a fridge bro

[@Sewblon]

0:30 Objection! That wasn't a question! I liked the guy with too much dedication. If I was joining a band, I would want it to be with him.

[@jnutz4871]

You also forgot the requirement of dressing like you ride motorcycles, while also thinking you're too cool to actually own or ride one.

[@SG-dk3nf]

First time watching your videos. Excellent stuff and so much humor!

[@noctavel]

This captures the nature of a black metal band: beeing the only member in the band...

[@gingalypse7417]

Damn, that amp throw 3:08 is pretty damn smooth

[@Gakki_Aniki]

Farvann deadass recreated the scene from Lighthouse !lol

[@6balanced9]

The drummers face during the fridge scene is fucking hilarious

[@l.p.8041]

Never enough hate, this mighty be why I have a hard time starting a band.

[@rottingturtle1567]

My god that fridge part. I couldnt stop laughing. Great video \m/\m/

[@N16HTM4RE]

The "Lighthouse" reference kills me.

[@EvaluateAssimilate]

Your monologue whilst the fridge was open is, well, metal 🤘 epic, man

[@maranathashalom9402]

1:44 the drummer shot made me lol! Thanks for the insight on what it's like to make good music :) Like this type of content and BM!

[@maranathashalom9402]

3:40 u got me again hahaha

[@fatmanpez]

I have my Fullbore Metal at similar settings in addition to a Tubescreamer pretty high, a GT-500 with the OD on high and my trems maxed. With all the reverb on my Bandit 112 I'm get a cold tone like frozen rusty nails scraping on rustic barbed wire in the cold caves on Wisconsin.

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

The "not being a weirdo" part is so brutal I almost lost my life though... That guitarist wants the fridge to be left open, so that the endless cold air could be absorbed in his already blackened heart? It's just a fridge, dude... Hell is way colder than the fridge or any air conditioner 'coz it was Satan, who controls the air conditioning in Hell, right? 😂

[@subannihilation5245]

Waaaaahhh...great video Farvann.

[@rishab8world]

2:12 my best part... Dream theater 😂 Subbed

[@wolfmetal22666]

The fridge gag is worth than 2 or 3 Stevie T entire videos! (I do love Stevie T, he is awesome but I mean Farvann have so many brilliant moments!!)

[@mariejudesmart649]

"Just a fridge bro!"

[@vibrationalkeys3320]

LOL'Ss my favorite part, leave fridge *open* f.t.w.

[@Cineastre]

Bei der Kühlschrank Szene haste dich aber mal selbst übertroffen! Super Video *Ping* 🍻

[@biggerdilly]

2:33 😂😂😂😂 are we all just going to ignore this ultimately funny joke?

[@Casper-jh3el]

3:04 😂 The Drummer: What is Gain ? Something to eat ?

[@kandelgoat9512]

Lol I feel like the one with the open fridge was a reference to The Lighthouse monologue Edit: I just noticed the Whiplash one

[@Farvann]

I see you're a man of culture as well... but what's Whiplash? Seriously... I don't know it

[@viriato197]

Great video to start my day well

[@xNataffka]

2:00 oh my gosh 😱 I got scared in this moment

[@Farvann]

Good 😁

[@xNataffka]

You should think about acting career 👍

[@chrishall1827]

This is genius and so true. I’ve sang in a few BM bands and can attest it do be like this!!

[@fuckcraigsgloves8656]

hey guys

[@saltysergeant4284]

LMFAO!! In your thumbnail, you look like Armoured Skeptic trying to impersonate Peter Steele! YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT.

[@-ff958-4]

2:43 that hi-hat sounds a little weird..

[@Farvann]

😂 guess what...

[@brandongoldberg2000]

1:43 having me as part of a Black Metal Band back in the day..... it's not cringy, is quite accurate LOL, and the Dream Theater part too, I will always remember this: *ME SHOWING A WHOLE SONG THAT WAS QUITE EASY*, "too complex", until this day I still misheared: "we can't play a shit for real" lol

[@t3hgir]

Heyheyhey, ever heard of Dream Theater? -yea Okay, play as if you've never heard of Dream Theater LMAO

[@bobsteave1236]

5th time watching this . You are a legend man. Thanks for all your work putting this and so many more together. Oh lord Satan !

[@NootalieWalf]

1:50 help I’m dead

[@Vayth]

Awesome! This is your best video so far! keep it up!

[@AlexJonesGaming]

I love how accuratelty inaccurate this is

[@mikerussell5101]

Described it perfectly.... Love it

[@TheLastmystic]

The damn Dream Theatre joke again xD

[@Farvann]

Sure! 😄

[@lammengorthaur8203]

Great as always! Greetings from Saint-Petersburg :)

[@aamonnorthseeker4542]

Yeah, I'm definitely the overly dedicated guy, it's just a trait and habit of mine

[@nlagutins]

I love your videos so much man, thanks for making my day

[@jayvalle50]

The mini fridge part just about killed me😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂🤘😎🤘

[@matromero1919]

That The Lighthouse reference lad! ❤

[@matias6119]

There was a The Lighthouse reference? Awesome video!

[@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319]

at first i thought 2:32 said "making Euronymous mistakes". that could've taken a COMPLETELY different turn

[@BackyardRonin]

This some pure gold content!!!

[@gabi.m.hshshs8913]

1:42-Nocturno Culto, Panzerfaust era?=)))

[@rjwkkel9448]

What an awesome video, please make more like this

[@Farvann]

haha I can try

[@Ginger_Monster]

The moment with the refrigerator is hilarious!)))