10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 4 | Ashens

[@hyenalord]

As an electrician, I can confirm that the difference between the two faces of the construction worker is "talking with the client and feigning happiness", and "dear lord I've arrived at the job site and everything is way more awful than it was made out to be".

[@samvimes9510]

That snail is kinda cute. If I had a garden, I would put the snail in it.

[@Reriiru]

+Sam Vimes It looks really majestic and benevolent, like a god of snails, watching over us mortals. I would make it an altar at home, and pray to it, as it is the God of Nature, Steadiness and Taking It Easy. Or something along those lines, it really looks like something out of H.P. Lovecrafts story.

[@ElBach1y]

+Reriiru 2deep4me bruh

[@TOYMOUNTAIN]

I'm also kinda cute. Would you put me in garden?

[@darkforestzombie218]

@@TOYMOUNTAIN mum, mum, ive found a funny ugly looking gnome. do we have room for it in our crazily large garden ?

[@darkforestzombie218]

@@TOYMOUNTAIN no

[@RizzyKhaos]

aww the snail is adorable

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I think the snail would be cute if it didn't look quite so judgmental...

[@patricewalter7952]

Is it bad that I love that snail? I would put it on the counter in my kitchen and love it forever!

[@shinyhunting17]

Ikr

[@eiaboca1]

Stfu

[@Likedheejxu]

@UCZZoHPPQCd4HxbjtfREhVzQ oooo wow, such a hard man replying to a 7 year old comment. Little bitch

[@guyfawkes9951]

That toy and the shortest IMDB listing I've ever seen are the only evidence that "Dork Hunters From Outer Space" ever existed. MY GOD, MAN! YOU'VE DESTROYED HISTORY!!!

[@SlyPearTree]

I think the rabbit thing deserved to go on the shelf of interesting thing or whatever it's called. That was three years ago though so it's probably deep in a landfill somewhere now, or part of a plastic island in one of the oceans. I do wish they'd made that cardboard car, I'm curious as to how it would have turned out.

[@bruhbbawallace]

I had two when I was 10. It was pretty good, considering the materials.

[@joeysims633]

Plastic Beach?

[@falloutbruh]

+HG Eagle YES.

[@AlisonBryen]

Pretty sure I saw it on Blue Planet 2...

[@DarkPock]

I liked the snail to be honest.

[@danner253]

You fool, that wasn't a rip off! It was from their newest series; My little pony: Nuclear fallout.

[@frankiesparkes3947]

Is that the one where they walk into a nuclear power plant and blow up

[@eirikrhinnraui4098]

+Frankie Sparkes I sure hope so.

[@hoppyman11]

Ahhhhh, one of the more memorable sets.

[@RRyyas]

+danner253 Your comment reminds me of the "Fantastic Four"

[@eirikrhinnraui4098]

RRyyas So, lots of hype, and then immediate disappointment?

[@Crabwithgun]

I really like the snail

[@Kharneth_Korn]

Of course a tau likes snails.

[@AgentTasmania]

Kharneth Korn Why would that be? This decorative mollusc clearly served the Greater Good.

[@Kharneth_Korn]

AgentTasmania i referred to their shared CQC skills.

[@barrysmart6719]

Yeah that's why not you don't have a good time mate but you're just joking about but it is really funny when you're not trying your best friends don't talk about your life or you just like that your kids are in your heart

[@barrysmart6719]

AgentTasmania and grandfather are the best uncle in a relationship with a man that makes me feel better than me a lot worse in

[@athenasrevenge93]

Their friendship is just so adorable, I love it.

[@Reiver-93]

6 years late, but i believe they're related.

[@MarcBrightside]

I would totally pay money for The Snail if I found one.

[@AgentTasmania]

I liked the snail. I would gladly put that in my front garden, slightly concealed at the base of the roses.

[@DiskChordDian]

I like how Ashens just goes insane for the short amount of time he was sawing off that pony's head. Then Dan is just watching the whole thing laughing and being somewhat uncomfortable and then at the end just says ,"Jesus Christ", like that was one step too far. It's as if they were pulling a innocent liquor store heist and then Ashens just goes ape shit and stabs the Indian cashier.

[@rockerseven]

i was actually hoping to see the car assembled lol

[@apathetictiramisu]

The snail was so cute🐌

[@SantaFishes101]

Who else wants "the snail?"

[@TheSpankeh]

I love how the products in these quick reviews almost always warrant a much longer look at so we're just left going "Nooo, I want to see more of the stupid thing!" but we never will.

[@PEACEWALKER1992]

12:52 Love how it looks like the snail is watching him build the car. So cute xD

[@vali6717]

'Have you got the box?' seems like something you shouldn't say when answering an unknown number.

[@KonaSquid]

The snail is cute. I'd keep it :3

[@supersnail5000]

That snail is awesome :D I approve

[@DeadwingDork]

9:00 - RIGHTEOUS FUCKING JUSTICE

[@gamesux420]

I *NEED* THAT SNAIL!!

[@SavvySteak]

Ashens, I love your videos soo much. I watched it this morning until i ad to go to work, paused the video, and not i am back to watch the rest. Keep it going. Love it =D

[@ChickenPika]

How the fuck are you able to get an assisted-opening knife in England?

[@ziegemann3874]

ChickenPika You watch ashens? Wow

[@Jstalhzet]

ChickenPika Shhhhhh.

[@Sharkfurter]

ChickenPika You can get them anywhere in America too. Just because their illegal doesn't mean their impossible to get.

[@ECUporkchop]

Unknown Adversary Do you mean switchblades? Switchblades are illegal, assisted-opening knives are not. Unless you're in England, apparently. Or Philadelphia, but all knives are illegal there.

[@Sharkfurter]

As I said, illegal does not mean unobtainable. There are indeed websites where you can literally buy and ship switchblades, brass knuckles, or even guns right to your door. Whether or not they are legal depends on where you live, yes, but that does not mean you cannot get them/have them, you just can't get caught with them.

[@BeaverIAB]

The transcript to this video is something quite special.

[@tripleseven3211]

Some people give toys to poor african children. Some give to poor'ol ashen

[@TomGreen99]

20 reviews in 10 minutes!

[@TomTheEpicRobloxian]

Heart attacks.

[@freakklomp]

you want the world to burst ?

[@largol33t1]

5:30 - I died laughing when I saw the faces on the three action figures! They look stoned to hell!

[@monkeyfan250]

+largol33t1 same XD

[@mellowmelly9258]

I could go slam my face into the rocky mountains and I'd be less stoned

[@chronovac]

*rocks back and forth in the corner* i have seen too much I HAVE SEEN TO MUUUUCH!! *crys*

[@aquin3066]

More of this series!!!

[@failedmemeshelpme]

ENGINFFR is best tf2 class

[@monkeyfan250]

+expand pootis lel XD

[@issintf925]

put dispenser here!

[@kinamiya1]

engiffr is dead!

[@fifinostalgia]

Right next to Skart, Heafy and Shpy.

[@rainabove1945]

Spee sapen ma setnry

[@hawkboy000]

Ashens! I love all your videos. The way you speak just makes your videos more appealing then it already is. Keep it up mate :)

[@ViolenziaDomestica]

I love how the snails antennae move like Neo from The Matrix

[@milksheihk]

Fox 8 on Australian Pay TV had that dork hunters cartoon but I think they only had one episode, they played the same one every Saturday for an entire year, not sure if they didn't notice or if they just thought nobody else would.

[@johnnyboy3949]

You didn’t make the car! Go back 8 years and make it.

[@imalae]

8:58 I could watch it over and over, again.

[@Ninjamohawk]

The fireman guy looks like Quentin Tarantino

[@xxOurparodysxx]

That snail makes me so happy!

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Does _anyone_ know what Dork Hunters from Outer Space was? There's no Wikipedia entry for it, nor is there a TV Tropes page for it.

[@anthonycraig4699]

A weird crap TV show. Pretty weird and horrible weirdly more aimed at girls as the guys were the typical "sexy" men or some shit and all the girls were the most sexist garbage ever.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Anthony Craig Well, that sounds... terrible.

[@anthonycraig4699]

Buzzing Sign Diner Oh trust me it was I wish i never remembered that shit

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Anthony Craig Great, now I might have to watch it out of morbid curiosity.

[@anthonycraig4699]

Buzzing Sign Diner ha good luck finding it anywhere. Not even the internet want anything to do with it.

[@rainbowcookiesss]

Aye something from tiger shop! It's like my favourite place ever cause It's full of all sorts of weird tat and you can actually buy pretty good art supplies like canvases and oil paints way cheaper

[@DJEylisium]

8:55...one of the most satisfying things i have ever seen!

[@met4games79]

You know what i wish he said when Dan gave him the car thing? "What do i look like an enginfer?" xD

[@Nicy30941]

600 reviews in 10 minutes (Review a second :3)

[@xXSpikeMLPXx]

For the whole 10 minutes it's ashens being drowned in random shit.

[@EdgyShooter]

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[@toshiezaki1853]

THE SNAIL LOOKS CUTE

[@xXSpikeMLPXx]

You know the toy is cheap if you cleanly slice through the HAIR.

[@Jivetalkin13]

Anyone else feel like the people that made the "Baby I Bad" should be put on some sort of list?

[@PumpkinHeadJim]

yeah who would imagine a baby pissing? babies don't bloody piss

[@rexevans100]

+big “Neckass” jim not usually.... I mean if your baby IS bloody pissing, you might want to go to the hospital

[@minefilms1122]

+T SexyRexy even if it isnt a baby, you should probably seek medical attention

[@Harmonine]

FYI "Baby I bad" means "baby in bath" in Swedish.

[@tac6557]

That sounds like it could lead to a bad time.

[@Mouskell]

THERE WAS THE GOOSE, AND THEN IT CREATED THE SNAIL!!!

[@kairomendez8672]

10:27 Dora in 30 years

[@dennischand1]

"Set funny Pony: We don't give a fck about magic"

[@BewareTheForce]

Or them English language.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

And fuck friendship too

[@keserkerry7409]

Your sarcasm is hilarious!!!!!!!!

[@microfrogyt]

4:47 "I mean, can I show this on this show? This is fucked up dude." - Jontron

[@aidan2540]

just a thought, is chef excellence original not copyrighted?

[@CreatorCody]

tealizard Its original I think

[@Toofah5]

my favorite kind of ashens video for my birthday

[@oiimi5948]

you made the pony 100% cuter you should be a artist on mlp

[@mellowmelly9258]

I'd look better if it was in a bloody blender.

[@suspectsn0thing]

It's the newest MLP toy line! Cancer Ponies!

[@OdaSwifteye]

Every pony is very brave and inspiring.

[@wendycorduroy4719]

also available: The ebola line!

[@kas192]

Wendy Corduroy still too early

[@wendycorduroy4719]

Kieran Simpson God damn it!

[@DarylDixonFreak]

Kieran Simpson It's never to early!

[@MLPNova]

I was in tears, ashens is the funnies bloke on youtube

[@TXFDA]

The one time poundland figures have guns that AREN'T too big, and he doesn't notice. Also, those tiny little wrestling figures are stolen directly from some WWE ones. In fact I have quite a few official ones from back when I was all into wrestling and stuff, before I decided it was boring. The fake ones look pretty well molded anyway. You could probably buy a crapton of them, and use them for parts for painting your own. (They work fairly well for customizing because they come apart easily without breaking, and there's no complicated joints, so painting isn't a pain.) I actually wouldn't mind having these fake ones...if only I could convince him to mail them to me. lol

[@BerylLx]

Did Dan just call Scream sexy? I have to agree

[@wolfyboy]

me too! X3 i like them a bit "tough n tough".

[@BerylLx]

The only well-known female-hosted symbiote :D

[@JHenryEden]

Him beheading those Ponies are always the highlight of the entire show.

[@rulonjohnson2805]

Yay I friggin love the enclave

[@Frankfurtdabezzzt]

I recently worked in the toys section of a local store and noticed that the real ofiicial My little Pony Figures also have this weird inflated forehead.

[@OdaSwifteye]

Must have something to do with how they are being packaged. Probably in hot places.

[@Scaevola9449]

Yes, the ones aimed at younger audiences. The full hard-plastic ones, you know, the ones that actually look like the characters are quite good quality.

[@Psistarstormer]

Hasbro kind of blows at making the toys. You're better off getting fan-made stuff. They actually, y'know, care about them.

[@Scaevola9449]

Psistarstormer True that.

[@Battle_Ratel]

oh my, a benchmade knife, you sire has good taste

[@D3STRUKT0R99]

I like how he describes the snail as "Inherently dirty"

[@LWolf12]

Ya know... that snail actually kind of had a cute face... the rest was odd though.

[@bracc3364]

I'm a brony but him cutting the head off of the toy made me crack up. Its the way he did it.

[@scotty7]

2:30 these are not cardboard, it's printed foam-board, so very light. I loved these things! Especially the planes that could fly quite some distance.

[@QueenCerii]

...I actually like that Snail...

[@MemeProphet]

Yay! Pony decapitation!!!!

[@MemeProphet]

Come on, it was funny. It is not like it was a real pony.

[@Zombie_Zoey]

Little Grammar nazi Agreed.

[@iaincowell9747]

Little Grammar nazi Is it wrong to say that if it was a real pony it would still be funny? (and perhaps slightly terrifying)

[@Zombie_Zoey]

Iain Cowell Yes, -a little bit.- scratch that, ALOT.

[@iaincowell9747]

***** Well, if my memory serves me correctly, Jack Woltz from The Godfather thought it was hilarious.

[@deadlykillah117]

You. We need more people like you.

[@justAcrazyGamerGirl]

8:40 they had one job..

[@anxiousgamer7334]

I should send him real crap packaged mlp toys

[@mellowmelly9258]

send him a blender to properly dispose of them.

[@Goblinsharkz]

I found set funny pony in a gift shop on an island off Spain and cried in all it's beauty

[@iluvrice02]

at 10:30 it reminds me of an obese dora

[@sebastianlacroix5871]

mfw the MLP franchise is 31 years old I don't think they're ripping off your precious show, dearest neckbeards. They're ripping off toys much older than you.

[@closotezuka]

It's ripped artwork tho

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Don't see how neckbeards are related to My Little Pony. I think the "haters" are almost unanimously far more immature and, well, stupid, than the fandoms they hate on.

[@sebastianlacroix5871]

MegaAstroFan18 "Don't see how neckbeards are related to My Little Pony". Then you must be blind.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Sebastian Lacroix Hmm, don't think any opinions have been stated here. Just insults.

[@sebastianlacroix5871]

MegaAstroFan18 I don't recall insulting anyone. But then again, I am an immature twat. That's obviously not an insult.

[@HelenaRedgrave]

THE SNAIL should be THE GOOSE's friend and make occasional cameos.

[@liamharney4997]

aka, every christmas ever

[@ToxicVortex8]

hello fellow brony

[@liamharney4997]

Bonjour

[@FlacidBanana]

FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@liamharney4997]

*Ahem* No

[@darkfire249]

Mac Brennan How rude.

[@buss3796]

The *only* way to open an MLP toy.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Except it wasn't an MLP toy.

[@buss3796]

MegaAstroFan18 Well, a close knockoff.

[@AgentTasmania]

Henry Bussler Extremely close... hell, if not for the slightly different packing you probably couldn't tell is apart from the one siting on my shelf. Got her eyes wrong for a Pinkie Pie, but then Hasbro get the eyes wrong on half the mane cast.

[@Zombie_Zoey]

AgentTasmania Yeah, Hasbro needs to step up their manufacturing skills if they expect more Bronies to buy their merchandise.

[@kumakisu]

***** wait people actually have girl toy's on their shelf what

[@prettypointlessvideo]

Chef excellence "An excellent video"

[@TeuCat]

A pony appeared in the video, twas fake. Severed its head. Great.

[@TheKlumpfisks]

I'm so ashamed that the peeing baby is from my country

[@shadowraven12]

Not much I can say to that. You stole the thoughts right from my head. Well said indeed.

[@TheRealestEric]

Thank you for destroying that MLP shit. I appreciate you, Ashens.

[@darrelspendley7960]

U wat m9

[@TheRealestEric]

Razzle Dazzle herd

[@Duothimir]

He didn't even destroy an actual MLP toy, just a knockoff.

[@theblindmen6670]

+Ethan's fourth chin M9? Don't tranquilize anyone!

[@legomario524]

+Duothimir yeah but in the MLP blind bag video he did more than burn them

[@wendycorduroy4719]

My little rip off!

[@bumscrambler3817]

+Wendy Corduroy Ahh, ahhh ahh AHHHHH!

[@heidifedor]

The were the kinds of gifts I'd get from my grandmother for Christmas, and birthdays, because she had 16 grandchildren.

[@eltontaylor162]

The fedora wearers are in full force in this episode. It must bee difficult to type your brony fan fiction with that neck beard getting in the way...

[@jimkirk1403]

Don't besmirch every neckbeard with a poor taste in hats with the same brush! Not all of them are furries.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Jim Kirk Hm, and here I thought taste in hats was a subjective matter based purely on opinion; just like facial hair and television shows.

[@Eyecyou64]

Hey Patrick Stump is a nice guy

[@laurawantstobtl1093]

+ThePootie64 he is a nice guy

[@stfu4378]

Brony genocide best day of my life.

[@TomTheEpicRobloxian]

I will hate on you because you have an opinion!

[@MrKnife-qn1rs]

Bronycide

[@MashieMutt]

I don't mind the fact you hate bronies...but the fact you want them to die seems a Little too much

[@mastermarkus5307]

***** It's actually a Metalocalypse reference. But yeah, sure, why not? What, am I supposed to be insulted by my sexual orientation?

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

Because obviously everyone who has a different opinion to you deserves to die.

[@TheSpectreN8]

Cutting the head off of the pony 😂😂😂

[@mandy5313]

The mirror doesn’t work because it’s a bit of tin foil clagged onto some plastic😂. I especially loved comedy eyes😂

[@piotralex5]

That ride is EPIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!

[@Steve3DDD]

those snail antenna look awesome moving around on camera

[@godslaughter]

I love the snail, he'd immediately go into my garden

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Man, that snail looks like a cross between a snail and a tortoise. Like something grown in a tube in a mad scientist's lab.

[@beautyforashes2022]

I like the snail, it has pretty colors and would look cute in the garden.

[@KyuubiNaruto41]

"It's a little bit cuter now" Well I'm fucking dead XD

[@KNIGH7]

Funtastic figure faces (whoa alliteration) make me laugh everytime.

[@jemvee3830]

Dude, scream is s good villain. I'm right into the whole symbiote storyline universe thing.

[@suicune650]

You should sell those mugs as official Ashens merchendise XD I want one.

[@ZozanneAndKPX]

Its the ditching them early that makes it funny.

[@DeathMetalWeeb]

WOW The nostalgia seeing the Venom figure package

[@FanosSlapVt]

I want that Scream ACTION FIGURE XD