10 Things You Should NEVER Do On An Airplane

[@Anemix5]

My mom & I were on a flight once and my mom started having a coughing fit. In a matter of seconds the lady in front of her offered her a cough drop. My mom took it and thanked the lady. We were impressed with her kind gesture. I hope she had a nice vacation!

[@marjorieamaral5737]

aww that's nice :-) whenever i have my coughing fit, people just ignore me and pretend i don't exist.

[@guest7602]

Ximena Perez, Was that on Turkish Airlines?

[@Anemix5]

No it was Air Canada

[@sanchez-daniel3029]

Yo!

[@taylor7772]

Ximena Perez well I can see why she was probably a Canadian

[@alexlorenz4103]

I haven't flown on an airplane in 3-4 years, but I have a friend who used to be a pilot, she flew a jet that had big important people on it, when she got on the plane, one of the paasengers yelled out "Get me a drink" to her, she calmly explained to him the she was not the flight attendant, shes the pilot, then he got off the plane because he believed women can't fly planes, incredibly sexist

[@cursedsmile9322]

ASL Alex suuuuuure

[@cantnone]

CursedSmile this sexism racism crap seems to be a fashion trend. Everyone is a victim.

[@cursedsmile9322]

Cant None no. No it’s not. Not everyone is like that and you need to chill out. I’m a woman. I also live on the south. No one has EVER been sexist toward me and I’ve been all over the US. I’ve never seen someone being racist toward someone. I’m not saying that it doesn’t happen, but it’s not NEARLY as big a problem as people say it is. Also do you seriously believe that happened? Plane tickets are ridiculously expensive. You’re not gonna just walk off no matter HOW sexist or racist you are

[@miliander0671]

ASL Alex OMg HHhhHhHh

[@phanikumar1025]

Like seriously?? LMAO

[@tiffanygaudet718]

The whole video in one sentence: be a good human

[@francesjarvis3479]

Alas, this is very difficult for some people.

[@Ymylock]

Exactly!

[@rayganparksmitchell]

I'm your 90th like!

[@lisalu910]

I am a good human, and I do recline my seat because - well, duh - that's what they're MADE to do. Doesn't mean you go flying back while someone is eating, but when it's nighty-night time, you better believe I'm gonna recline my seat, so you might want to make sure you don't sit behind me if that's gonna be a problem for you!

[@adamsatanaels9413]

@@lisalu910 It´s not whether or not you recline your sit, yet how much. If you´re about to lay on my chest for your beauty sleep, you better believe I'm gonna kick your seat, so you might want to make sure you don't sit in front of me if that's gonna be a problem for you!

[@aeugha]

I do not have air-sickness Neither sea-sickness *I HAVE LAND-SICKNESS LOL*

[@bunnydoglover9691]

Same

[@Ymylock]

Me too... You got me L0L

[@rayganparksmitchell]

wtf

[@dollsandcats1597]

I have air sickness

[@rozanfaust2967]

Zerpirage K

[@cupcakekitty5489]

Also never take the life jacket from under your seat as a souvenir

[@josephnavarrette783]

Cupcake Kitty why not

but... but... they are soooo pretty...

[@ariennevillaganas6333]

Cupcake Kitty

[@diogoscf]

Mostly because no one will notice it.

[@lucidudley3469]

Benny Mpulusu When my sister was 16 she stole the life raft off a flight :/

[@carlosmendieta4466]

"10 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO ON A PLANE" *proceeds to list 10 generally impolite things to do on a plane*

[@ViniAlmeidaSousa]

Don't start a fight on a plane. Wait until you landed.

[@Deafmonkey999]

Vinícius Sousa these things are so small that they think they are entitled to this crap

[@californiasgosthunter4462]

Carlos Mendieta its says 10 things you should never do it does not say 10 things your not allowed to do..

[@DanielLopez-vk5sz]

Don't recline your seat? That shit is just plane (hehe) stupid. The seats barely move back anyway! If anyone is being rude it's the airline who keeps putting the seats so close together you start thinking its rude to not want to sit completely straight for hours at a time....

[@Deafmonkey999]

goded03 I think they changed it too

[@airportinfohq]

0:30 Putting Your Feet Up 1:39 Reclining Your Seat Too Far 2:43 Listen to Loud Music 3:46 Ignore the Safety Rules 4:47 Not Keeping Up with Hygiene 5:54 Let Your Child Roam Free 6:59 Getting Too Drunk 8:06 Start a Fight 9:08 Flying While Terribly Sick 10:14 Being Rude to Cabin Crew Thanks for sharing your video. Very helpful!

[@tanieshamoore8568]

Airport Info HQ thank you!!

[@airportinfohq]

Happy to help! Safe travels to YOU!

[@airportinfohq]

Haha. Thanks buddy! :)

[@iunnox666]

Helpful if you have no common sense at all, maybe.

[@JohnXina97]

Exactly what I was thinking, those things should be obvious for someone with good manners.

[@kanishkc5340]

I still do remember a seriously funny incident that occured with me when i was 2 years old. I was crying like hell and my parents weren't able to control me so the air hostress took my responsibility. When she realised that i was too stubborn so she took me to one of the co pilots when the plane landed for its first stop then the co pilot finally was able to make me go to sleep. Each and every person on that flight knew me then and thereafter 😎

[@mariano4859]

If it's such a problem to follow basic rules on an airplane then don't take one

[@elainacocks7669]

Mariano Martinez so true

[@terry-leebatchelor5017]

Exactly!!

[@fattygainer5217]

Intercom comes on during fight* pilot: DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS PLANE AROUND!

[@dwarvenmoray]

When your parents are flying the plane...

[@acupoftaewithsomesugakooki6381]

patty person yep coz everyone can afford that 🤦‍♂️

[@MXDDIE13]

patty person just change don't make me turn this plane around to don't make me turn this bus around. That sounds like my bus driver

[@marjorieamaral5737]

lol

[@scorpio_rocks]

patty person that’s me as a pilot like STOP FREAKING FIGHTING AND IM GOING BACK TO VEGAS

[@user-vf4pb9dt1r]

#1 never ever ever fart even if you know it's going to be a silent one.

[@gentlemanvontweed7147]

Silent ones smell the worst!

[@KB-qv1vu]

“You can simply remind them to cover their HAND when they cough” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sonerdyandcute7389]

K B Heard it

[@alessiaguzmam3299]

K B okay i coughed and covered my hand and my mom said cover your mouth and i said "It said here cover my hand" *mom goes speechless*

[@knreddy6278]

Jayasurya rebby

[@shitstainedpants8192]

K B black people and there baby’s need to learn this manner

[@amandacaldwell85]

K B she meant cover your cough when you cough

[@DSQueenie]

I'm sorry but they shouldn't have reclining seats if you're not allowed to use them. The seats should be far enough apart that it's not an issue.

[@MobSlayer9]

True. I'm not going to ask someone behind me to recline my seat, if the person behind me doesn't like it, and there are extra seats, that person should move.

[@gamingmangwmrr6943]

But money

[@willsaviation4765]

see with this this is a prob because if theres more leg room thay wont be able to fit as many seats in and that means less money for the airline

[@shipsintheknight3]

I think they are supposed to have reclining seats for medical reasons, like if someone is having medical issues. Also, if the plane crashes, they can move the seats to avoid getting trapped. But yes, it doesn't make sense to advertise them from a marketing standpoint if you can't use them.

[@petermorrison6727]

DSQueenie the seat is yours to use and you have to right to move it back as much as you want, because everyone can do it and people just have to accept it.

[@eatdirtyoumonster19]

do you think this channel has an overly extreme fear of germs?

[@sherido36]

Just a fangirl Who is a angel feet have to be banned!

[@johannesl6978]

I know right? People can live with a few germs in there lifes.

[@bilalkhan8996]

I think they are just trying to make their plane experience better for them. But I still think that all of it is right

[@honeyxcolby4076]

Just a fangirl Who is a angel yes

[@maggieandme1988]

Just a fangirl Who is a angel you mean germaphobic I'm one sometimes

[@pigeontony7501]

You don't get the feeling that you are ill after you have been on a flight because you touched then window, you get the feeling that you are ill because of the change in pressure, and the fact that the air in the plane is also very dry. If you did get ill from touching the window, it would be like getting ill because you touch the tap after you washed your hands.

[@kenjim8630]

You should wear a mouth cap if you're sick on a plane just like they do in Korea, Indonesia, Phillipines etc

[@pujirestu_]

Indonesia 🙌🏻

[@007nadineL]

That spreads germs more because people touch the mask and spread contamination

[@fhhjgfdhgtd4228]

You were so ahead of your time lol

[@jackiehouse529]

I follow these three rules for reclining seats. You can recline the seat if: 1. The person behind you says it's cool 2. The flight is longer than 4-5 hours 3. The flight is past 9 or 10 at night or in the early hours (like 1 in the morning)

[@SlevinCCX]

I follow one rule when the person in front of me reclines their seat. 1. Eat something with garlic/tuna/eggs and breath heavily. Totally aware it's not your fault. But you all know damn well planes are not designed with adequate space. Be reclining your seat your basically saying, "Fuck you, and fuck the little space you have, I'm more important!" So... fuck you too, I hope like garlic, heavy breathing and random kicks to your seat when I'm "adjusting."

[@saucysimpson259]

I knee the eat constantly until they put it back up.

[@peterr6205]

My only rule is a quick warning "Hey, I'm putting my chair back". It's not a request, just letting them know. It's not up to the person behind me if they'll let me get comfortable or not. I don't ask them if I can have a drink, or if I can watch TV. It doesn't give their feet less room, it's not like people need arm room or chest room anyway. I've never heard people complain about putting chairs back before.

[@MissEldira]

Then let me inform you that I am coming to sit in your lap right now.

[@eikekreutz7293]

if you did that with me, or anyone my size or higher, you would probably end up with alot of trouble. if you put your seat back you will hit my knees, and if you hit them...

[@kingmoney]

did this she just say my feet stink Fight me

[@froggymug7157]

*flight me

[@nyhendrix]

king money riii😂

[@blyat1971]

king money oo

[@bighomiejay2540]

Ebony_. they probably do some ppl don't wash they feet

[@zashimii3307]

hahahahhhahah ill go woth you :)

[@arimontano1138]

When I was 8 I was drinking root beer and I thought I was high so I told my mom I'm drunk because she had a glass of wine then she said "honey what did you drink and I told her rootbeer then she laughed so hard that the people 5 row behind us gave us the look. I was a stupid 8 year old lol

[@Andrew-ox4tn]

Onemega Rooroo lol

[@alanbernhardt6167]

Onemega Rooroo me too man

[@jaimedizra3534]

Onemega Rooroo a

[@alexhamilton219]

Now your 9...

[@xc4093]

Xi-Jinping chill

[@hannahheard1671]

One time it was 1st or 2nd time flying, and i was a little scared, but it didn't really help that someone's seat was in my lap the whole time!

[@phoebechandler8932]

You shoulda told them you didn't respect them putting their chair right back 😄

[@hugochen2293]

Should have added don't bring a bomb on the plane😂

[@3Dusers]

hugo chen har har har har har har har har har eksdee

[@KingKing-gc5hf]

hugo chen lolz

[@dickinabagofdoritos2744]

Once I went on a airplane, I went alone to Korea to get merchandise there and bring it back to Korea, I saw a kid creeping on me and he wasn't korean. I was on Air Korea and I wanted to go to Canada. The kid saw me having a chocolate and he took it away. I reported a flight attendant what he did and the flight attendant took my chocolate away from the boy and told his mother, "If your child messes with her again, Air Korea will kick you out." The child got scared and went back in his seat, he never messed with me again. The boy was 4, he was very annoying though, but the worst part is that he made me crazy on the flight for 2 hours.

[@valeryclub1927]

Cindy Choi wow

[@Gingy_the_cookie]

Cindy Choi It's Korean Air

[@나나-i7q6j]

You went to Korea to get merchandise and bring it back to Korea.. makes a lot of sense.

[@thisnameiscreative.5287]

kookie IKR!😂😂😂😂

[@DogMann32]

Its Korea its beautiful place, Seoul is epic and snow is awesome but noo Merch is all you wanted........

[@VS-iu6vl]

this is basic manners 😑

[@KJK9029]

Vishal Saini You'd be surprised

[@barfinglel9127]

But some people don't have basic manners

[@alvindurochermtl]

The point isn’t that this is basic manner. Many people simply has zero manner and that’s what the point is.

[@fenia6505]

I guess the person that made this video had a bad flight..

[@terry-leebatchelor5017]

Ha,ha,ha jip!!

[@virginiaconnor8350]

Better vaccinate your kids! The MMR vaccine does not cause autism! Catching Measles, Mumps, or Rubella, etc. from someone who had those diseases will put pregnant women and immune-compromised situation worse off than the vaccines themselves. Mental retardation-which often includes autism, blindness,and deafness too.

[@takacsrita9759]

Yep

[@savagebricksports1]

10:07 Covering your HAND while you cough? Sounds perfectly reasonable.

[@kimberlywillson2707]

Savage Brick Sports proper way is coughing inside your shirt

[@scarlettzim3296]

Savage Brick Sports HELLO BOI that will spred more germs I'm you touch anything !

[@uludagipad4148]

Savage Brick Sports I

[@zeph0shade]

Guys, you're missing the point of the OP! XD Cover your HAND? Not cover your MOUTH? Just cover your hand. Okay. Make sure something is covering your hand and cough away into the open air.

[@wihlke]

+zeph0shade Thank you for pointing it out to them xD Internet is too amusing at times

[@simplyyd_]

1:51 ikr i went to vietnan 2 days ago on the way back a women putted her seat so far that my table was touching my legs abd i couldent eat,unbelievable

[@mohdafzalkhan6163]

Rin Okumara bhai

[@quarans08]

10:06. "Cover your hand when you cough. *grabs hands and coughs*

[@LEON-nh2bi]

xD

[@sxztrn]

x xXDogeXx x xd

[@artemis73737]

It means don't cough into your uncovered hand.

[@carbony26]

Am I the only one who doesn't recline their seat💺

[@ccruise5821]

I do all the time ,that the RISON they made them to recline for little COMFORTABLE fly AND I AM NOT BIG person (140 lb) if so PEOPLE bigger 🤔that is more COMFORTABLE For them to , SORRY , they try put more chair in the AIRPLAIN THEY SCHULD BE a shame ,pack PEOPLE LIKE A SARDINES IN SMALL CAN Sucks 😡😠😡😠

[@gucciboi6887]

I dont recline my seat in a plane

[@jhiannimatthews4038]

@@gucciboi6887 i dont either becuz i dont really think about it

[@scarl2701]

I dont

[@JhenChristineLapus]

I don’t either

[@Jaburu]

wow. reclining seats are made to recline lol I agree that one shouldn't do it while food is served, but when lights switch off and everybody reclines.....I mean, it only sucks when your own seat is not reclined, too

[@wmfife1]

This is something that got started way back before airlines began packing in passengers like sardines. Once a lo-o-ong time ago there was room to lean your seat back without disturbing the passenger behind you - hence the instruction from the Flight Deck before landing to "return your seat backs to the upright position" commonly spoken as part of the routine. Now with most airlines packing you in like so many pieces of produce for maximum return on passenger miles it just doesn't work that way any more and leaning back to sleep on a long flight almost isn't worth it. Times change. .. mostly in the corporations' favor and not in yours. ...Enjoy your flight.

[@bepis913]

One thing do on an airplane Don't get on

[@bepis913]

idk where I found it

[@acegilliam7696]

Strawberry Hat Doge ye

[@ReverseCard]

Strawberry Hat Doge So if your on the airplane don't get on the airplane. 9/11ign makes sense

[@huanewoh]

why

[@bepis913]

yup

[@OolTube02]

I've heard a person who politely kept her feet down on a long flight despite pain in her legs. On embarking she dropped dead when a blood clot that had formed reached her heart.

[@randomperson7119]

Oh

[@bellthealmightylord6638]

OolTube02 that is probably how I'd die honestly.

[@callmeastaire5700]

RIVER DJ I expect myself to die from a missile. Or a bullet. Or a crash.

[@angelaclements1244]

You are allowed to get up and walk

[@smallleopard]

Disagree on the recline seat topic. Airlines should ensure the space between seats be sufficient to recline seat at the max. If seats can't be recline because they are too close, that's the airline fault.

[@mlgprussian7115]

smallleopard airlines have to make money to

[@joannebennett7099]

Geez, selfish prick aren’t you.

[@powerpuffzombie1770]

So selfish, horrible person

[@mlgprussian7115]

smallleopard and yeah ur a selfish prick

[@loganclaffey1316]

I shouldn't be watching on a flight should I? 😂

[@c001Ba30nDuD]

Angie Holt ever heard of WiFi

[@martinezz-1208]

The Only Archer You know most planes don't have WiFi?

[@hhmmhmhm5743]

Unless you want to pay a whole lot of money for wifi on a flight, no youTube for you.

[@erikawilliamson176]

Logan Claffey same!!!

[@ambertherat2154]

Logan Claffey i probs will tomorrow because tomorrow i will fly to maryland to see my grandma

[@flywithhuddy]

one time a 2 year old kid in the row in front of me climed over his seat and ended up in my row. I reported it to the flight attendant and she told the mom of the child to fasten his seat belt or she would have to kick them off the flight.

[@progamerbob7800]

Forza Gamer lol

[@rijadkaralic7191]

Forza Gamer lmao

[@1deadpanman]

Forza Gamer Good shit on your end

[@saturnv691]

Americans dont care about their kids it seems like.

[@verk9828]

friking savage ;3;

[@SuzukiHalwende]

You realize that not all airplanes lead to vacation... Right?

[@weelee4352]

Death?

[@sosanutheweeb5610]

Mamrin Orange LOL nice one bro

[@flipmeeyes3642]

Mamrin Orange most of the time its cause of jobs

[@cvcoco]

Every one of these items has a common father: "i paid for the ticket which gives me the right to do as I please."

[@saffy7662]

Yes, please cover your *hand* before you cough.

[@kawaiikitten1981]

MishkaCrafts OMG Same Profile Pics!

[@artemis73737]

It means that you shouldn't sneeze into your uncovered hand.

[@sniks9901]

Brobot Poods squad! Then sneez on someone's face

[@artemis73737]

sniks - Clash Royale lmao yeah

[@averyweeks6850]

This is scaring me I'm going to fly tomorrow.

[@saucybryxn]

Avery Weeks me to

[@lidjhina1013]

Avery Weeks good for and have fun

[@averyweeks6850]

duline vilmar thanks!

[@averyweeks6850]

bustaz gold official where are you going I'm going to Florida.

[@lidjhina1013]

Avery Weeks be safe bye

[@yusrachadly4904]

Between reclining a seat and free food i would pick free food LOL 😂😂

[@filipkarwowski6510]

I'd say, a rule more important than some of these; Don't hog a window seat if you're just gonna close the blinds and sleep through the entire flight and not once look out the window or be interested in what's outside..:/ But overall, when you fly, try having patience and kindness, cause we're all a little uncomfortable, tired and stressed, so don't think you're a special case and just let the person in front of you lower their seat for example. Have good flight everyone! :)

[@NANotApplicable]

Filip Karwowski omg yes. My first flight I flew alone to Puerto Rico and the person who had the window seat shut the blinds the minute we were seated. I paid $17 bucks more for a window seat the next time. Lol like way to ruin an awesome moment in my life. Lol

[@filipkarwowski6510]

Gnvrly Brahh It's definitely worth being trapped with two people to squeeze by if you wanna get out of your seat 😁. Makes a great blog. But I just reserved my seats for my Lufthansa flight on the 747, and I got a window seat with only one person next to me. It's a win, cause it's near the back where the body of the plane gets narrower, so there's a seat to my left, but no seat next to me on the right cause there's not enough space for one. But there is enough space for luggage, and so I can have all the space in front of me all clear 😏

[@NANotApplicable]

Filip Karwowski lol brilliant!

[@rg2045]

Filip Karwowski I disagree with the reclining seat part. I'm generally not a selfish person, but when I'm on a plane I get a little bit selfish. I refuse to let someone recline their seat if I am eating or am uncomfortable with how far back they recline.

[@filipkarwowski6510]

RG Well thing is, that that's everyone's attitude. And if everybody is going to be selfish, there will be conflict. Guaranteed. Who's right? No one is, cause they each want their own way. That's why it's best to be understanding. Not stubborn. Generally during mealtime, no one reclines, so then I agree, I absolutely wouldn't let them. But in general long haul flights have sufficient space for me (an above average size male) to be able to get into the aisle even when the seat in front of me is reclined. At least in my experience.

[@JazeebAbdul97]

6:47 problem solved

[@FusionZenFlame]

Jazeeb Karbelkar haha

[@snowball8940]

Jazeeb Karbelkar if you don’t mind jail.

[@catdogfnaf668]

Jazeeb Karbelkar lol

[@terry-leebatchelor5017]

Ha,ha,ha!! I guess you hate children??😂😂

[@kendallrxse]

😂

[@everydaygirl7673]

Cover your hand when you cough guys don't forget

[@abigailchisholm]

Everyday Girl I'll keep that noted

[@beachvibesonly2636]

Everyday Girl 😂😂

[@ozzylupus]

People being sick on a plane, is my biggest fear. i saw a passenger that was a little girl. she was crying the whole way. then, when we landed and we went to the elevator, she came in and she threw up. i was like a magnet to the wall. luckily i didnt get sick.

[@lavishrhe]

2spooky4me 😂😂😂😂

[@valariegrace3180]

Your so lucky I would have done the same thing 👌🏻😂😂

[@Warmest.Lavender]

My sister got sick before after riding a plane

[@emilylahr7017]

ayyytarantula k

[@samanthacocoxo]

you cannot deny the memes noob lol one time I was on a NINE hour flight and a child was vomiting for 1 hour straight. There was nothing left so he started throwing up water and stuff. It was so loud and it smelt soooo bad 😭 I mean I hope he’s okay but that was soooo disgusting to listen to

[@kaius7442]

Im glad I clicked on this video! I am going to Florida with my family in a week! ( on a plane ) Thank you for these helpful things!

[@Savage-vc3hi]

What about the loud chewers on the plane to

[@3Dusers]

21 Savage nah thats mostly just europeans and westerners complaining

[@erictaylor5462]

Keep this rule in mind. All children not related to yo are very annoying. Unless you're flying with your family, you are the only person on that flight who will not find your kid annoying. Try to remember that, okay?

[@elrey4137]

And not just in a flight but in every aspect and context of life.

[@erictaylor5462]

Indeed.

[@sebastianandre4158]

Exec savage

[@erictaylor5462]

Casi in point. El rey is clearly a child not related to me.

[@numberone991]

Because humans used to kill others children in ancient times. Its a natural reflex we have, but thanks to laws and punishment we are kept in check. Let s war break out and see all the kids getting slaughtered

[@shellw1276]

Why do the airlines install and use reclining seats if they lean back directly into the person/seat behind them?? Wouldn't that be unsafe too for the back passenger? Sorry, but if I need to lean my seat back, it should be one that leans in an angle that is respectful to anyone behind it. How difficult is that? The airlines have plenty of money to purchase (or create their own) seats that have the technology to do this!

[@biospider4984]

Actually I think it has more to do with the airlines ADDING more seats than the plane was originally built with(you know, window seats for every row), this leading to less leg space and space in general and also making people who reclin(not quite sure if this is the right to spell it since I'm not from an english speaking country, and too lazy to google) a pain i n the ass

[@meta5175]

Excuse me? Not reclining seats on a 10+ hrs fright can kill people

[@hayleygrimes8804]

No. That is not true.

[@wibisonowibi6392]

6:48 lol

[@gemmelemme2927]

Now thats what i call a meme

[@keanchundia]

Savage

[@inactive6135]

🅱ut does the food come 🅱ONELESS!?

[@AtLeastThreeCharacters.]

/POL/ Was Right Again! Only the pizza.

[@anthonyakins967]

/POL/ Was Right Again! You got no clout, no anime loyalty, and yet the genderflux to make a 🅱️oneless statement just to get swept up. Something ain't right

[@RektyDude]

Sorry i Dont speak italics

[@x0monstergames976]

/POL/ Was Right Again! I found a 🅱️one less memer

[@whydoilovepetewentzsomuch1520]

/POL/ Was Right Again! boneless pizza wit a

[@GutPoacher]

free food. ALWAYS. FUCKING. FREE. FOOD.

[@gamertater5002]

Lynxael true true

[@ameliacapone8333]

Ikr

[@gerardoalmanza1298]

Yea free food again

[@isaacheres1354]

I am going to have to wear those masks to cover up my mouth and nose during the next time I fly so I wouldn't catch Germs

[@itzawesomeboy5286]

You can drink a drink but you can't food a food

[@JDintheDMV]

Itz Awesomeboy528 This had me thinking. The first "drink" word is a meaning referring to a bodily action. The second "drink" word is another meaning referring to a drinkable liquid. The first "food" word doesn't match the meaning of the first "drink" word because food is not a bodily action. However the word eat is. So the whole joke gets cracked when it should be you can drink a drink but you can't eat an eat.

[@KodyKaz]

Julian Davis next Donald j trump

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

yea....u ruined the joke

[@mightydarkpower5248]

the difference between a fly and a mosquito is that a mosquito can fly but fly cannot mosquito

[@heck4059]

Rules: 1. Follow the rules. 2. Follow the first rule. 3. Never forget to listen the rules. 4. Forget this, follow the rules. 6. You forgot to listen the 5th rule. 7. You ignored the 6th rule. 8. Be sure to scream out the rules out loud for everyone to listen. 9. This is a rule. 10. Illuminati 11. You must read the rules. 12. Rules are important. 13. The 12th rule is true. 14. You forgot the 7th rule. EDIT: wow, i thought i'd never get so many likes! :O thanks

[@Gophilio4567]

Nice.

[@kharlosrodriguez9396]

Banaen Lol there's no 5th rule

[@colebuys8034]

Kharlos Rodriguez that is why he said you ignore the 5

[@isela_shiness]

Banaen Lol there is no 5th rule

[@bennybtw5084]

Banaen Lol whaaaat

[@amanc9835]

3:32 I think I know what you're looking at there buddy lmao

[@karissaslater4694]

I’m like the only one here that’s going on a plane in 3 days. “I’m super nervous” lol 😐 Edit: it’s a 7 hours flight and I’m not really happy about it cause it’s in the night and I don’t sleep well in planes.

[@samikage8609]

Kawaii Kissa I GO ON 17 HOURS FLIGH ALL THE TIME

[@VibeCheckerzz]

i hate flights bcs plane is wiggly

[@neonrainbow9033]

I'm going on the 22nd of January. My first flight and I'm nervous 😓 to. You're not alone.

[@hxneylemon4433]

Why do feet smell, but your nose runs?

[@Hollypenopepper]

Why is the word "lie" in "believe"? Why is the word "laughter" in the word "slaughter"? 😵

[@Gribbo9999]

Why is there evil in the devil?

[@noxx9986]

What color is a mirror?

[@DergSol]

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

[@sabinanikadambaeva7665]

zeata every color that the object(s) standing in front of it has

[@thealextrifier]

#11: Just simply don't go on an airplane. Save money for a nice private jet. i'm sure they'd do better at cleaning it from germs & all that

[@nicolasvillavicencio1835]

MrWiiAlex Yeah we all have over a million dollars in hand.

[@bradymcknight]

MrWiiAlex, not all of us can afford that.

[@mariam.j6010]

MrWiiAlex they don't clean it that good

[@m1co294]

MrWiiAlex Where is our 100 Million dollars then?

[@Manpreetsingh-ku8jp]

MrWiiAlex not everyone is much rich like you man!

[@yaukalam1852]

Free food instead of recline?? What kind of airlines are you flying... budget ones i assume...

[@alexlorenz4103]

Yau Ka Lamp Southwest airlines

[@Baraemtv1]

The ones from the Emirates are really good but expensive.They actually offer meals

[@spiggle3459]

So by kicked off a plane, do you mean booted out of the emergency exit whilst in mid-air or something? I've never understood it

[@alyssa280]

Blub Fish sometimes they make an emergency stop and you’re required to get off or you’re banned from the airline or both. it depends on the situation. but lol no they don’t literally kick you out mid-air.

[@spiggle3459]

Oh okay thanks.

[@loonytoongt1245]

Alyssa B Imagine being kicked off mid flight 😂 *Opens door* Put on this parachute and get the hell off my plane 💀

[@larazwayne9194]

They probs just stop at the nearest airports and kicks them off

[@marsham.4178]

OMG I hope you're sarcastic

[@kaarriissa]

I was on a plane for over 8 hours recently and Omg. This little girl kept kicking my seat. The mother wasn't doing anything. Like you have a baby screaming and crying.

[@Warmest.Lavender]

karissa edwards I had a baby screaming and crying and kicking my seat

[@williamhenderson3427]

I little child did that to me once and the child did it for at least 2-3 hours until the mother realised that the kid was kicking the seat

[@alecviddler6691]

Pornhub

[@rg2045]

karissa edwards That happened to me once, a kid was kicking my seat. I immediately turned around and asked the parent to discipline their child. They should be fine with it, after all, everyone knows getting your seat kicked is really annoying.

[@meowismeify]

I had a kid kicking my seat once and pulling the sleeves of my shirt (when I had my arm on the arm rest). I turned around and told his mother about it. She rolled her eyes at me and didn't say or do crap with the kid. I didn't want to start a fight so I didn't say anything. Then the kid started doing it again. I finally told the flight attendant about it. The mother gave the flight attendant an attitude when she asked the mother to please tell her child to stop. So the flight attendant told me she was upgrading me to first class seats for free. You should have seen the look on that mother's face!! I made sure I smiled super wide at the mother as I was moving towards the front too.

[@laurenroz9705]

Watching this while I'm on the plane

[@kingofmeme3016]

Lauren Roz Cool

[@morganx8778]

Lauren Roz how?

[@gilnech9310]

Lauren Roz me too

[@uwuvmin7392]

Sameee, I’m going to Colombia

[@uwuvmin7392]

AureliaNoir Data..🙄🙄🙄

[@smendez88]

3:03 that might be the coolest phone I've ever seen

[@TheSnatchbuckler]

Awsomenezz10. 🤤🤤🤤🤤I know, what is it, any idea?

[@IGotsBadFeeling]

Anthony Lees it was an concept idea for an iPhone. It doesn't exist.

[@MusicForKidsWorld]

It was the inicial concept for the Iphone 7.

[@MusicForKidsWorld]

no it wasnt

[@jamieho-wungwong1408]

"cough cough" Apple "cough cough" copying Samsung "cough cough"

[@katamb55]

My first ever upgrade to first class was a nightmare because guy in front of me put his seat so far back. What a dope!

[@jennifer5850]

”Dont put down your seat too far” Well u cant. Holy shit

[@batoulalaajeeb3433]

Ha na you aware so guuuuuuuuud

[@mineturtle6599]

I'm first, but nobody cares so I won't brag. Edit: I'm not. But we don't need to be first, all we need is clorax bleach And I didn't expect these likes! Was it comedy?

[@cutieh.8406]

triggered sans. i am 77 my lucky number

[@mineturtle6599]

amna khan nobody cares

[@fionatube5271]

triggered sans. good for for being first!

[@thequeenofdiamonds9350]

triggered sans. it's ok I mean it's good for you but for others it's not

[@eatdirtyoumonster19]

I am the clorax and I speak for the bleach

[@quinella1129]

I was watching this while I was on an airplane xD

[@mpralinsky]

BAN ALL ALCOHOL SERVICE AT AIRPORTS AND IN FLIGHT NOW! WAKE UP!

[@JackWebMusic]

How about not go on the plane in general? I like the sound of that.

[@loannedixon9783]

Going on a 10 hour flight tomorrow lol

[@rappingfish1751]

Lolo 107 yeah how was your flight

[@GnosticPhilosopher]

dead

[@loannedixon9783]

Lazy Zionist Jews Rule The World. Yeah I am

[@CriticalAdventure]

You forgot the most important rule on the list! It's to follow the rules.

[@xx-ek1ts]

Amayzing Alexander35000 The video is based on things NOT to do on a plane though

[@DavePflieger1]

Traveling by airplane has its perks, but it certainly has its drawbacks. Thanks for sharing!

[@tracyhonour8683]

I can never trust edited comments.

[@littleredy666]

fuck you

[@jarlnormi4101]

I'm okay with jokes but unoriginal ones? Not really.

[@Jet-uf3ru]

sarah spencer no, neither do I

[@maevemccarthy9954]

same😫

[@newbs1610]

I can't trust ur account because your comment is edited

[@Doncut97]

Why isn't "getting Swatted" on the list?? *cough cough Ice cough Poseidon cough cough* 😂

[@pauls5745]

i take it that this channel is grasping at straws to continue to put out new content. so many better channels out there to sub to (or just watch)

[@lucybennettgaming5228]

I remember coming back from Mallorca, no spaces were available and one was about to come out but then an ignorant passenger got sick. An ambulance was there aswell. Ended getting off the plane via stairs

[@t_dix3029]

They should never take their socks off

[@meow8159]

6:49 Wtf😂😂

[@jaydensfamilyfriendlychann8491]

BigBang Is My Daily Drug lol XD

[@bellthealmightylord6638]

BigBang Is My Daily Drug yes.

[@Cohere1]

"Oops I slipped"

[@blitzerthechameleon2716]

BigBang Is My Daily Drug daymn that is fucking scary

[@seacue615]

0:38 Why you should ALWAYS buy the row in front of you!

[@aboutblank798]

TheBigChicken Well that's a waste of money.

[@andreamovi6780]

that's actually a waste of money and an ass move to someone who would need it.

[@rg2045]

TheBigChicken And behind you, you wanna be able to recline your seat

[@sophierozendaal7925]

For the not reclining your seat, I was once on an Aegean flight and I was moved to the last seat in the plane and I was kind of upset because I was next to the bathrooms and (I've never done it) but I heard that you couldn't recline your seat at all in those chairs but, of course, I tried it and it didn't recline a lot, but it still did which makes it so much more comfortable and I wasn't worried about disturbing any other passengers. It was a short flight and it wasn't overnight so the bathroom problem wasn't a big deal. CHOOSE THE BACK!!!!

[@AmitSharma-cg7qr]

Rule 1. Dont Fly United Airline. Thats it😂

[@TuyenNguyen-nf8rd]

Amit Sharma why?

[@bittersweetcoffee2229]

Welp, pray for me then.

[@TuyenNguyen-nf8rd]

Bittersweet Coffee It’s okay 👌. I went on it and I’m alive

[@bittersweetcoffee2229]

Tuyen Nguyen I got off yesterday night haha

[@bittersweetcoffee2229]

Also, I have the same last name as you

[@michaolegario5451]

i flew 16 hrs from Philippines to Poland

[@jacobharrr]

Congratulations want a cookie

[@FahaadS]

Blizzk XD

[@hiimmeifromoverwatch4730]

AWitzMiKe gj

[@xx-ek1ts]

AWitzMiKe Yea I keep watching these videos and I'm gonna go 18 hours UK-PH I'm so paranoid. 😂

[@Azyrion_]

AWitzMiK are you also a walker

[@DarwinskiYT]

I take my shoes off on a plane but never socks

[@studioardz7941]

Darwin42 Official Channel, yeah, me too.

[@lapiswolf2780]

I started feeling stuffy near the end of our vacation and soon we'll have to go home, I'll still need to get on the plane

[@bencns]

You Already get free food and drink on planes unless you fly on spirit.

[@Walid19670501]

Freeeeee. What

[@wlh227]

Just don't fly then there are no issues.

[@tablelamp3326]

Most of this is just common sense

[@otacon1024]

Yes, but common sense is surprisingly uncommon :D

[@backfromcuba]

avocado beenen Americans

[@fatemonkey]

backfromcuba Really? Yeah, stereotype millions of people, just to paint yourself as an asshat.

[@backfromcuba]

fatemonkey Americans without a sense of humour :p

[@MARKYPERTH]

avocado beenen .... Americans voted Trump.... there is no common sense

[@terrychapman4493]

Things to bring on a airplane for both kids and adults 1. Headphones that cancel sound out 2. A pillow 3. If airline doesn't provide puke bags 4. Books and things to keep you busy 5. A blanket

[@tazman8697]

I would take the reclining seat over free food anyday. I can't ever remember having a good meal on a plane. Even hospital food is better than most of the crap on a plane..............

[@maryam-op2gx]

true!

[@deformedfishy8029]

Taz Man naw is rather eat prison food than plane food I've tried it because I went in a field trip to a real prison and tried it out, it's better then plane food Though I still eat plane food because I get hungry lol

[@beachgirl9304]

You are so right!

[@diannewang371]

Have you flown Emirates? Their economy class food is good

[@SABAI15]

Emirates is my favourite airline.

[@willporterfieldv5921]

Hold on run it back I’m sorry but I love to recline in my seat and then if the person behind me gets to uncomfortable then just recline your seat

[@aol3299]

8:23 my man David Tennant

[@rebekahaebischer1969]

My brother got really sick on a plane ride and the crew was amazing. They gave him some snack and stuff as well as helped to calm him down. We were so thankful because this was the first time that he had been on a plane

[@RevolutionaryRell]

3:03 How can I get my hands on that?

[@icic]

It's just this channel that stole an iPhone 8

[@poyo3582]

Rell its fake

[@iforiza8870]

I'm going on a plane tomorrow

[@tolgayilmaz5767]

I For Iza to where

[@tolgayilmaz5767]

I For Iza im going from sydney to istanbul 22 hours including airport waiting time

[@titan1235813]

So, how did it go?

[@haileygall7554]

I For Iza omg same! I'm watching this to know what and not to do

[@aishathaika2695]

well .. be sure u followww the rules okayy ?

Thanks, Im on a plane right now heading to Asia to be precise im going to Bangladesh Im visiting my family there! :D The tablet im on has wi-fi and has youtube and horror films! Ive only been on the plane for 1 hour or half an hour. WISH ME LUCK!! :DD

[@bibihanifafarid649]

I hate when people are horrible to a kid on a plane. It is just a kid. Try being nice, and they might calm down and not cry. One time, me and my family went on holiday to Saudi Arabia, and my brother was 3, and he kept crying. He had run to this other passenger and the passenger was so nice. He picked him up and just played with him and talked to him until he calmed down and all the passengers took photos with my brother because he was really cute, and it just shows that a little kindness goes a long way.....

[@skellycampbell8900]

children irritate me

[@taltelina6120]

Skelly Campbell im a kid ;-;

[@YourMom-yp6ev]

You probably hate them bc you were one of them.

[@laurenp2431]

Same

[@avashine9700]

I’m irritating you😝👧🏼🦄

[@caelapingol985]

Skelly Campbell there are kids here! 😠😡🤬

[@waruna89waz]

Its Sri Lankan airlines flying across the screen at 0:18

[@birendrayasas6764]

Waruna Solanga Arachchi yea..same here.noticed at first sight

[@waruna89waz]

Proud moment bro! :D

[@emilsmasulis6076]

I have been in sri lanka lol

[@hassanaj1570]

مسوي صايدها؟

[@princessof96]

Cover their hand when they cough...

[@morganjones3408]

LOL this guy thought the window was cracked lmaooo it was so funny to break it to him that it's just frost 😹😹😹