10 Types of AOE Players

[@AngryShooter]

The dude leading an army of wolves to the opponent's village is the most epic gamer move I've ever seen.

[@durinV]

2000IQ move

[@200644600]

wolf rush is an ancient tactic. like back to 2002. old but gold

[@sunnyjim1355]

Where have you been all this time?

[@amberslahlize7961]

That would take so long to do though.

[@muhammedkeser7064]

@@200644600 good old times on old slow ass pc's

[@Tartaro-mq3uj]

You miss The Urbanist, the one who want to make a good looking city

[@idontlikerome2744]

Online battles is triggering for urbanists

[@twohandedswordsman852]

Basically, every AI player in a nutshell

[@Komotau4691]

Thats me :D And I always lost :D

[@BioClone]

@@twohandedswordsman852 AI players do shit builds, only thinking on efficence

[@JonatasMonte]

@@BioClone Thought those were online players.

[@jonathanwilliams5407]

You forgot "the player who deletes his castles because it didn't look right next to my 3 stables"

[@towkirshuvo97]

Castle is more expensive. Better to remove Stables.

[@Johnnywilsonforever]

@@towkirshuvo97 The problem is when the castle is not fine where it is and everything else works except for the castle.

[@towkirshuvo97]

@@Johnnywilsonforever yup that's a very irritating problem. What I do is that the castle which I built in a wrong place I just use that for making units, I still don't destroy it. And I focus on making a new castle where I want.

[@bruceleethelittledragon9640]

Haha you are talking about me

[@Pidalin]

or like my sister - start mining gold and stone not near to your village, but near to enemy before enemy discovers there is gold or stone :-D you can defeat enemy just by taking his resources as soon as possible, I had strategy against that - build market and cut all trees on map and convert it to stone or gold :-D

[@theoldfinalchapters8319]

You forgot "The Peacekeeper". Doesn't build many units or attack until they're in the final era with all the upgrades.

[@alface935]

Thats Me

[@petarcelik2451]

I am combination of peacekeeper and waller

[@clownie1313]

Thats my friend everytime we play co-op, he just sit there in corner while i gettin beaten up. The outcome always depend whether i can defend or he send me enuf backup after i scold him.

[@Weldedhodag]

as a Teutons player, yeah, pretty much but have you seen that cavalry armor bonus?

[@alface935]

@@Weldedhodag No I Have Not Seen

[@BaSsGaZ]

You forgot the "Converter", who has an army of priests.

[@namvo3013]

*Aztec wololo ptsd flashback*

[@ratobeso]

Wololo.....

[@jeanmichel8919]

Deus VULT

[@dylanstebeleski9715]

Think you mean T-West playing Campaigns

[@istvanmiskolczi4516]

Lol..that was me when I was 9. The limit of population was 200 and I had more than 500 people.. good old times

[@jektonoporkins5025]

The guy who hid his villager behind a rock made me lol

[@mysticwizardphd]

Jek Tono Porkins I started DYING

[@kunstderfugue]

Then you can ask for ransom. Opponent might resign

[@-Vitalis-]

LOLOLOLOL SO FUNNEH LELELELEL DOUBLE KEK!!!

[@Pandalka]

*ahahahahah.... yah!*

[@atomz19]

2:53 Song name pls :)

[@federicoolz]

Then there's me, playing aoe like simcity, hoping there is no early rush attack from enemies. (When it is mostly happened)

[@ДмитриХрушчев]

I play the same game, wanna play together?

[@ErnestJay88]

me too, create a custom scenario, all factions are allies, and then i just build a big city

[@adonis6193]

@@ДмитриХрушчев I'm down

[@AlgaInventory]

Lmao!!! This is me too 😂😂😂😂 Let's play together y'all! 😃

[@dyvawndrop946]

I thought this is a building simulator as well...

[@acvarlik]

in my old neighbourhood when it was like 20 years ago, we used to play aoe2 a lot. using lan cables across to street for multiplayer. anyway, 2 friends of mine they were playing aoe2 regularly and one of them made a surprise attack and almost defeated the other guy in an early game. dude had to flee with only one sheep and one villager. he barely made it the to edge of the map and started a new life, built new establishment only with a villager and defeated the other guy eventually. at that game he never made that villager ever work. that dude rested until the end of the game it was like early retirement lol. still laughing at this story even after 20 years.

[@ViniTheCrazzy]

the guy who first attack as dumb as hell right? the comeback players are awesome, i did some, but never this crazzy hahaha... the insano one in a game i started in the middle it is a free for all with 5 dudes, one died fast and the others tree fuck me out of business because of my position, i take the left cornor in secret and build up all my tech to push onagris to the end, then i started my evil plan, without a giant arm, just onagris as a hell i build up one monument in that corner and put as much as i can of onagris... when the idiots stop fighting each other and come back to me... i already has enough potential to keep the monument until my victory... the cry until today about that game... i flee with may 10 villagers to west and east thann rebuild in each side... one for monument and other as a perfect bait... hahahaha

[@nathankuszewski4579]

Acv Acv started a new life with his comely sheep wife

[@sheiruto1058]

something similar happened to me , i suprised my brother with and early attack and destroyed his town but he managed to get his settlers away and i began hunting them down when i came to the last settler he began his talk game he said if i killed him like this their would be no benefit in this game just a short lame game , i then came to a resolve that i will let him build an colony under my supervision with outposts covering his colony and sodiers patrolling it and then suddenly destroy it that would have given me more satisfaction and then he made a small colony with every now and then sending out his settlers to gather resources , what i didnt noticed that everytime he did that 1 settler didnt return out of others and after a while i got bored and destroyed his colony to ashes but still i got no victory i scouted with my cavalry and saw another fortified colony thriving with cannons and soldiers i still had an upper hand but i felt betrayed i charged at him with full force and his defense got the better of me lol :) i was young at that time

[@PeacePham1991]

@@sheiruto1058 haha that's pretty dope!

[@sheiruto1058]

@@PeacePham1991 lol

[@viktor9988]

I am the one who never give up. I once won that way, had 2 villagers left, found a great spot of forest and a lake that made it only possible for one guy at time to get into my camp, best defence ever... had resourcers, rebuilded, pushed back and 4 hours later I won. It only happened to me once in 20 years.. but still.

[@MytzerL]

legend

[@ernestogastelum9123]

that happened to me last month when the enemy was destroying me and i managed to get a sizeable population to escape. i started rebuilding and won at the end

[@calebcruz2812]

4 hours later??? What was the enemy doing in that time? 🤣🤣🤣

[@什么-h5t]

@@calebcruz2812 probably couldnt magonel the trees

[@charlottewolery558]

Jesus I'm so trash. I just got AOE 2 and it took me EIGHT hours to beat the Gaul mission as the Visagoths and only because I turtled on the east bank of the Rhone where the Goth AI couldn't skull fuck me to death with 800k houskarls. I tried a few days ago and got better results but it took me ELEVEN hours. Fortunately I was listening to audiobooks and podcasts so it wasn't a total waste.

[@roccobierman4985]

The "Economic Powerhouse". Building a max population of only villagers and ravaging all resources on the map. Then deleting villagers, building dozens of military buildings and overwhelming the enemy with nonstop wave after wave of armies.

[@oOEtzelXx]

boom 101

[@celtaanonimo]

Or construct a wonder :/

[@rajveersisodiya3076]

That's Me. I produce as villagers as I can and then build a robust economy first and then later had delete all them 😂

[@piccolo2141]

That's 100,% me lol

[@MorgulUruk]

You missed the "Symmetrical/Aesthetics Maniac" that builds everything like he's in SimCity I'm one of them too...

[@Diego-zz1df]

I saw someone call that "The urbanist"

[@SkodzGaming]

Same

[@YuliyValenko]

Me too - actually in EVERY other RTS

[@Zulliantiger]

Buckethell I can feel you... I might not win, but my massive overbuilt walls protect my perfectly simetric hanging gardens... will take forever to end me!

[@MGstaR17]

Or Cities Skylines. XD

[@ViktorKruger99]

"Lie about your age" >Player just advanced to Imperial Age LMAO

[@rynexwon426]

that is not effective to non-english users

[@eduardorivera3502]

@@rynexwon426 "Mentir acerca de tu edad" >Jugador acaba de avanzar a la Edad Imperial I guess it does

[@Rolando_Cueva]

*El jugador

[@jeanxx5745]

@@eduardorivera3502 Era, no edad.

[@fall-from-grace1008]

@@jeanxx5745 si jugaste el juego entonces sabes que dicen edad, no era

[@raisingfalcon]

the player who played since the game got released and is still trash. Thats me.

[@herpderp3916]

I feel your pain. I've played the game since I was a kid but I'm still too scared to step foot into multiplayer because I know I'll get curbstomped.

[@RedMageR90]

I know that feeling dude... I play this game game since it's original release and I'm still a filthy casual... U_U

[@asadch7478]

@@herpderp3916 well today i am gonna do it. gonna overcome my fear and here i come multiplayer

[@asadch7478]

@thanosgaming69.ttv420 yeah now i am starting to like single player more 🤣

[@abdush3268]

@ILoveAss i dare to try, i got 5 victories out of 10-15, one was a regicide win, one was like my teammates 2v3 the opponents, and three was wonder victories. I started thinking i suck hard and stopped multiplayer forever.

[@matthewwright9143]

You forget the city planner who divides any city into a residential area, farmland, military base, and administrative unit.

[@thelagginggamer1309]

Guitlty as charged, I like to make a functioning and also aesthetically pleasing town/fort

[@Pandalka]

I do this shit. also, in the beginning, I dispatch a group of villagers to forage, some to boar hunting, make some shepherds, deer hunters and some fishermen to keep my people well nourished and happy.. before the entire nation is forced into veganism in mass crop rotation 😂

[@ottomanpapyrus9365]

Oh yeah I loved that now I can do that whilst fighting with armies at same time

[@manscapedgrinch1427]

Man if I was allowed to play this with other people as a kid there's no way I'd have ever gone outside.

[@Caladras]

The troll player is my new hero

[@Royale9]

I hope u stay away from TheViper

[@amalpinto123]

The wolf move was brilliant

[@rocket_sensha4337]

One argentinian guy won a aoe tournament by lying about his age. he is our hero.

[@idontlikerome2744]

And then theres me, who only plays single player

[@Red_Salmond]

Join the online side, it is fun even if u loose sometimes.

[@Helyeah834]

same dude

[@ramsaltree3216]

Same too

[@DetectiveNyx]

@@Red_Salmond i joined online play and got called a f*ggot during a match, so i stopped

[@kingbred01]

@@DetectiveNyx probably because you were

[@SneedEnjoyer]

This gives me 2008 youtube vibe

[@JamminStuff]

The better days when it was less personality driven. Less fake excitement and 'creators' churning out content, just people making cools videos :)

[@Siafk]

@@JamminStuff man we need to make a time machine

[@PersimmonHurmo]

@@Siafk or bring back the golden days

[@Johnson09641]

Y'all be sounding like boomers over here

[@thehh5118]

Back when cheats made this game so cool lol

[@andrewb9595]

I mostly just play against the PC, but my favorite thing to do is make a zig-zagged wall maze and leave it open on both ends. IF there is a way into your town that doesn't involve attacking a wall, the PC WILL take it and ignore your walls. So the PC funnels their big army into my little maze and has hell rain down on them by my archers and whatnot. Then when I'm ready to attack, I open the gate nearby and my army freely runs through.

[@monsterfurby]

I'm 99% convinced that's how tower defense came about.

[@SD-eb4tp]

Damn, you just gave me a great ass idea, I'm gonna implement it today

[@Mehmetcnoney]

You forgot me, the very old player who plays for the calming and nostalgic environment and afraid of early attacks while building farms in a shape of Netherlands' tulip gardens.

[@easypeasylemonsqueezy4]

Awww 😂💜

[@gamerdanger7717]

I have been to tulip gardens 😂

[@guily6669]

I'm more the type of build first, attack later and hate the missions where they don't give me a few years of game time peace to build my stuff :).

[@idontlikerome2744]

Both of us i guess, im also the ones who only play single player

[@JonatasMonte]

Oh the good times of lan, me and my friend would build, recruit the armies and fight huge set piece battles in a chosen location of the map (in a sense it was much like how the battles of III were supposed to happen). I didn't even know what rushing was back then :,,(

[@guily6669]

@@JonatasMonte In LAN I played a lot Command and conquer series the old one and specially C&C generals with mods, it was awesome for LAN :).

[@Marcipan8]

Same

[@digimaks]

That's many AOE players !

[@marcoswillianl]

The throwing axe joke is actually good, ahahahaha

[@NeonLine]

actually it makes sense, people who use their axes for throwing dont exactly know how to use them

[@ninjaknight6715]

I'm the guy who never gives up My Opponent: Man this guy sucks Me: Never Give Up! Never Surrender!

[@harrypotty5643]

right there with you dude

[@JonatasMonte]

I mean, the reveal the entire map abilities of AOM and AoE III was created for a reason right?

[@benstafford8206]

Normal Player: welp, looks like this is the end for me. gg. Me: SAVE THE REBELLION! SAVE THE DREAM!

[@Siafk]

always keep the focus on the next steps towards winning

[@hexmaster6267]

Never never give you up, never never let you down

[@patricknugent6159]

If you aren’t zigzagging your last 3 villagers across the map from a horde of enemies then I can’t relate 😂

[@Jasmin_Pepelko]

Troll player: walls in opponent - he's not a troll, he's Caesar.

[@snardigan2026]

You forgot the one in a million player that actively tries to sabotage his team by palisade walling them in and using attack ground mangonel on their eco. Great video.

[@pixl4020]

If you plan to do that, you better make sure it's "lock teams"

[@RennieAsh]

Don’t forget to mine all their gold as well and tribute it to the enemy

[@militaruandrei8086]

I was actually doing that when i was playing team islands with an AI, where i was sabotaging my ally for his resources and then i had a market, and double the amount of resources. Well it worked better in regicide where it was easier just to kill the king and he resigned

[@justiceteachesAI]

I do this when my team is winning with no resistance from the enemy side.

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

So that would be transformed into the switch team player

[@Regunes]

You forgot the "nationalist player" who only play his Home country, the SC2 player with Goth, and the Horse enthousiast player.

[@nikolafeschiev3399]

I'm the horse enthusiast

[@gordistador]

I think the nationalist one is only for latency reasons.

[@thiagorenanlima3631]

@@gordistador r/woooosh

[@lordfabulous6198]

Horse enthusiast here! Talker and micro too :)

[@gordistador]

@@thiagorenanlima3631 There literally was no joke in the comment.

[@janezjonsa3165]

Man... back in 1998 or 99, my ally got attacked by two Korean players, and gave up. Then I destroyed them both... but then I had to chase their peasents, until I had enough to buy treason. It went on for like 6 hours... I was raving mad, for most of time. But I didnt gave up. Good old days...

[@G1ennbeckismyher0]

Wait were the players themselves korean or were they playing as the Korean civ?

[@langatsimba5904]

yeah... good ol days, when you could afford to play for 6 hours at a game

[@digimaks]

Gosh the Korean CIV was extremely Overpowered! They could build crapload of war wagons- and there is no unit you can counter them cheap. And their turtle ships shoot cannonballs at an instant speed, unlike super slow cannonball shots from bombards and Cannon Galleys. It always pissed me off, why developers did not fix that unfair difference in canonball speed.

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

@@digimaks no they don't. only Spanish fired fast

[@ernestogastelum9123]

@@G1ennbeckismyher0 Korea didnt exist as a civilization back then

[@Antonin1738]

my friend who leisurely builds walls so his "city" looks nice. then when we call for his reinforcements, he sends 10 Light Cavalry as his "entire army" lol

[@ateium2409]

At least he does’nt give a scout and militia

[@yjaeger3605]

At least the city looks nice bro

[@im3phirebird81]

The citizens must be living the good life until they're not ;) But wars would be a lot more efficient if you would just send the two oligarchs who want to enrich themselves to battle.. unarmed. Then every war would have a max. casualty count of 2 if they die simultaneously.

[@celtaanonimo]

When my allies call reinforcements, i send only 4 long swordsmen...

[@ClaudioBOsorio]

I'll be honest . I didnt know the AOE community was this awesome. These matches seemed fun. Long life RTS!

[@MrSalvivi]

Underrated content, I literally died at the wolf rush😂

[@tourniqut]

"literally" doesn't mean what you think it means

[@MrSalvivi]

@@tourniqut Thanks for letting me know! What should I say instead?

[@TatharNuar]

@@MrSalvivi Figuratively.

[@iiiiii-w8h]

@@MrSalvivi I literally died too. And now I'm literally wheezing!!!

[@Progeusz]

@@MrSalvivi you don't use anything instead. Stop butchering words. "I died at the wolf rush😂" would be perfectly valid sentence.

[@T90Official]

LOL Nice video dude

[@notevencalm]

hii

[@troyklein6379]

this video exploded very fast

[@RennieAsh]

So was I when I saw some random dude build 3 archery ranges turns out it was on a neutral island

[@antaresblazewar9083]

90% of this video belongs to you xD

[@blackcitadel37]

The micro nerd was awesome

[@tomjuggles]

These AoE2 jokes are the nerdiest thing I've read for months.

[@facelessman9224]

* Player walls in his opponent * Julius Caesar: "I approve of this strat!"

[@thelagginggamer1309]

Then the enemy has outside forces **builds another layer of walls* Julius Caesar: 😳

[@andrewcomments5812]

The one who builds and upgrades everything before he creates his army, and ends up getting destroyed by the AI before he's ready to fight. That's me in every RTS.

[@VANTABL4CK]

The guy who explores the map with SHEEP

[@onion69420]

Wut?

[@alexandernifanin7366]

Or with artifact.

[@Tilnaor]

oh yes, I am that kind. mixed with the Waller, but I plant towers instead

[@danlet]

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[@SpaceMissile]

i'm newbie but i'm learning stuff lately; isn't sheep exploring kind of a meta strat these days? Spiritofthelaw does this in all his vids.

[@chiancruz2038]

What about the players who want their buildings neatly organized and well spaced? XD

[@cantantegaming6550]

XD So true, I would always have like Buildings Together (With the exception of Towers and Forts) and make it look like an actual, functioning Town

[@BioClone]

those are called "ocd" players... xD And I would be one of them

[@darthportus]

@@BioClone I am also one of them XD

[@trevorfranklin310]

Only to have the allies build random shit in the middle of my city

[@tanzenistsport]

@@BioClone what does ocd stand for?

[@Hoshpakk]

I am this player: Build everything up and make every upgrade, after this: Attack the Enemy with a strong Army.

[@aldomartinez8977]

Also me. And I try to do it as fast as I can so I don't get attacked

[@Helyeah834]

me too, and i have no idea what each unit specializes in so i just pick what looks cool.

[@Helyeah834]

@Masked Oddity lol i do that too

[@fredrickpoggi5493]

Lol! You'd get rushed down and killed in feudal age.

[@ninjaturtlemaster24]

@Masked Oddity Everyone can learn from one another. I too was a total noob but then I asked the pros to teach me. They did and now Im medium. Some people just don't know what to do and when. If they seem like decent people then show them. You never know...they could turn out to be very good players once you do...…… :)

[@raphwalker9123]

You forgot the guy that gives up as soon as someone steals his sheep or at first sight of the enemy.

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

The good old Rage quit strategy. You never lose a match

[@PhotonTrooperGaming]

this is the AoE video with the highest number of views that I know. And it totally deserves every single view that it got and hopefully it will get much more. Thanks a lot for collecting so much casting/recording material and awesome soundtrack.

[@derdurstbursch]

When the "micro nerd" is yellow, shit's real

[@ThatWeirdDude40]

I'm kinda a mix of those, and other kinds of players: - I play only my nation - I micromanage - I want to make my town look good - I always have at least a double wall around my village - I troll the ai - I take it slow and make sure I get ressources and defense before anything else - I' m often a one trick pony, using only the strongest existing unit of my nation, mass spaming it

[@ximenalafken7305]

I'm a proud Waller

[@SD-mw7sc]

Me to

[@kommandantss672]

Fatslob, is that you?

[@santiagoo275]

i've been a waller since 2003

[@NeonLine]

its okay to be waller

[@NeonLine]

its 2020 after all

[@franzrivers5118]

Initially, I was a Waller/Peacekeeper. Byzantines. Walls defended by monks, with Cataphracts for offense. Also loved pikemen for reasons that weren't completely logical. Then I got tired of being rushed by the computer before I could get strong enough and started using Goths. The big takeaway there was towers. Towers and (when I could afford them) castles with overlapping range for more offensive capabilities and earlier warning. Then the expansion came out and the fun really amped up. Aztec monks were a thing of beauty. Most effective single-type siege force I ever fielded. Then I started using the Spanish and fell head over heels for the Conquistador/Missionary combo, which led to some glorious Micro Nerd moments. The bombard cannons and cannon galleons were a nice touch when I remembered to make them. I have no experience with the newer teams as yet, but the Bulgarians are sounding pretty good. If I can just stay viable long enough, the Konniks could prove to be a good investment and Krepost sounds like it's right up my alley. 😁

[@TRES-LECHES466]

You forgot the Islander, the player who gets off the main land and moves everything to an island defended by ships who eventually runs out of resources.

[@NoeleVeerod]

Ah, Age Of Empires 2. One of those games I wish I was good at, before I realise that I'm not good at gaming in general, let alone one as good but tough to master as this. But you know a game is really good ,when you feel like a noob but still love it. Kudos for this video, I had a great time.

[@CrusaderKnight2000]

This is my relationship with literally every game I enjoy.

[@vic0th380]

you just need to make your PRO GAMER GENES shine mate

[@NoeleVeerod]

@@vic0th380 "oh my goodness, why did I not think of that" Nah, stupid joke aside, it's not completely wrong. I like the attitude. :D

[@NawiTheCore]

I'm a Waller and the one who NEVER, EVER gives up. I hide villagers all around the map and I always keep enough resources to build a town center.

[@lopezborja99ff]

I know, nahuel...

[@tekissza92]

Did you ever win a game with 1 villager after the enemy had an army and destroyed everything else you built?

[@tekissza92]

@Rezaul karim khan Onee No I didn't

[@JonatasMonte]

Hope my allies don't hate on me for using their resources after building a new TC next to theirs to keep on living.

[@vikingraven4758]

+tekissza92 I have, many times. Have to be Diplo, FFA, or Team games though. Don't work single player. I'm a bit of a walling, micro-nerding, troll, that never gives up though. So that might be a particularly obnoxious combination. Try-harding is so boring.

[@thimiraamaratunga7794]

"I'm gonna wall myself in and boom" "Ok boomer"

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

I'm sure you think now that I've walled myself I will boom and then attack you. Well. You're half right. ~Fatslob

[@deni140492deni]

I'm a guerrilla warfare dude. When I play team matches I spread 5-6 villagers into all back sides of the enemy bases, and create 2-3 barracks and 1 workshop on each and start small attacks from all sides, basically is to panic the enemy while my allies clean their bases.

[@deadjuice1880]

I am a "Never Give Up" guy. Don't play a lot of online RTS games, but one time in Warhammer 40k Dawn of War, I was 3v3 or something, got stomped as a noob, and had one Space Marine guy left. My team fought off the other guys, and I followed them from the outskirts of the battlefield, doing so little effect with my one little guy, shooting into the fray and kiting around. Picture a full on war. Lasers like raindrops, explosions killing my frame rate, squads of aliens and vehicles roaring into battle, and meanwhile; some dinky little Space Marine pew pewing into the black hole of battlefield chaos. I hard a similar experience at a Games Work shop store local to my older brother. They had an event on the big table, brought out a Titan, or God-Machine model, and me, with my dumb starting set, and like a half dozen other players went at it. My squad was wiped, save for one model. And somehow, while in the epicenter, by lucky rolls, he lasted for far too long. Don't remember if he actually survived until the end of the game, or if they cut the game early. I gave that lil guy a special custom ribbon after that.

[@AccendinoMCM]

where's "The Casual" that types "how do you turn this on" the moment he starts losing against AI? ( That's me )

[@BierBart12]

Gotta try it every online game in the hopes someone forgot to turn cheats off.

[@Zeriel00]

I know a guy who's an insane combination of Lamer + Waller + Never gives up. Needless to say I pretend not to be home when he comes over lol.

[@Jack-lp3gc]

T90: "Unlike most pros Fatslob isn't gonna stop at one layer of stone walls, my guess is that he is gonna get 2 or 3." Fatslob creates 9 layers... never change Fatslob. never change

[@-whackd]

I was an AOE2 trial version player. There were hundreds of people in the trial version multiplayer room at a time. The game was limited at 50 population so you would build 49 settlers and then 50+ horse archery barracks and click them all to produce a new troop at the same time, to get over the population limit

[@leipzigergnom]

What about the "Towerer"? Build an army of workers and then just slowly surround your enemy with more and more towers, so you can bombard them and they can't escape.

[@Gamorou]

That micro nerd one, wtf, I didn't knew any of this was even possible

[@dunglu7443]

he spam change fomation, but that timing is godly

[@valerkand9270]

>The Waller In my head "Ah, FastSlob"

[@etherraichu]

You're not getting past my walls. I chose Byzantines for a reason.

[@christianlandgrave5796]

Teutons with Bombard towers and garrisoned castles

[@twohandedswordsman852]

Or the Mayan for the cheap walls

[@etherraichu]

@@christianlandgrave5796 Alright it took me four years but I finally found a way to deal with this: Ill build even more walls!

[@_Jonez_]

That wolf rush with the rocky music. Amazing :)

[@mpamphsmenippos9651]

I laughed so hard at the guy lying about his age

[@edo4867]

2:02 Hahaha this was good

[@youtubeuser5210]

And there is me... massing teutonic knights like an idiot XD

[@ADCFproductions]

MUAHAHA Recommended too? I mass paladins :C

[@elijahhickey4573]

Sometimes I just do 20 trebuchets and cavalry to defend them. Doesn't work too often.

[@ADCFproductions]

@@elijahhickey4573 When i play as britons i mass lowbowmen and Cavaliers, if there's plenty of gold around, otherwise just longbowmen o.o not good against buildings but nothing can get close enough to kill them xD

[@fourcgames7568]

Just add one or two trebs for the buildings than xD and you got (almost) the perfect army.

[@ADCFproductions]

@@fourcgames7568 or rams with more longbowmen inside of them XD

[@NiranjanDaithankar]

Once I was playing with other enemy empires(4 of them), and they attacked me together and destroyed everything. I managed to flee with just 2 villagers to the other end of the map through my Ally's territory (who was already defeated earlier). Those two villagers, finally led to an establishment of a strong base and then I re-acquired my lost land which had earlier been destroyed by the enemy empires. I eventually dominated all other empires by growing more strong than all of them.

[@Francisco-j1e]

Best game ever made. I forget all my problems, i forget time when I play it.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

You call it trolling, I call it outside the box strategy ;)

[@masoodjalal1152]

You missed the player who charges with villagers as a last stand. I do that when i feel lost. but once my villagers beat a bunch of axemen and i completed the mission(in a campaign). it just works sometimes.

[@Smashingcans1]

until today i didnt know there were so many types of playing, i played this game so early as a kid that i just played for fun and now i know i was missing so much.

[@jacksons9546]

I feel called out by “the talkative player”

[@xzxxx-km4vy]

2:02 LMAO i lost my shit at the player that never gives up, and fitting music to it

[@the_knotso]

That wolf kite rush is GENIUS

[@miketacos9034]

The Farmer: just busy reseeding farms, still in Feudal, 2 Spearman by 15min

[@TehAntares]

AoE 2 players: AoE 2 is the best game in the series ! Also AoE 2 players: * micro nerding *

[@somersault1123]

I like aoe2 a lot and it is a close second. But aom is the best game in the series.

[@levitatingoctahedron922]

Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds is imo a better version of AoE2. Same engine, game has more depth.

[@jorvach9874]

@@somersault1123 Obligatory "Prostagma?"

[@Claude-Vanlalhruaia]

I'm the one who max things out first to overwhelm the opponent with massive troops with building all over the map. Not great in multiplayer but if the enemy refuses to surrender or against AI, its satisfying as heck.

[@flortrupp]

You forgot the people who resigns in team games, when game takes longer then 30 minutes just to stay in the game telling everybody that he knows from the start that you would lose.

[@DrRobGilles]

3 very important exclusions. The FarmVille player- the guy who just collects resources but never builds an army until it’s too late. The Wall Luigi- the guy who either never walls because he thinks he’s too good or because he’s so bad he doesn’t know better. Then he either loses the wall battle or he he gets his resources walled out. (BF) Dr Loom- the guy who makes aggressive plays forward but never gets loom and then loses 2-3 vills to wolves in the first 10 mins.

[@twohandedswordsman852]

The first one is pretty much normal. It's called booming player. Half players on this game do that...

[@Neckromorph]

Don't forget about "The Roleplayer", who plays every match like it's some historical epic and makes sure all buildings are placed so they're visually appealing.

[@jean-edouardahmedozzi6120]

That wolf herder made me burst in laughs

[@margaretturner5203]

SAME 😂

[@Siafk]

this vid is so funny and educating

[@say4595]

The Wolf Rush is the best thing I've seen today!

[@fsdfmsbcxx]

0:53 That was super-impressive 👍

[@clankboss827]

Now combine all of them and you get the ultimate player

[@toxicmatrix1337]

micro nerd gives me horrible anxiety, stress and rage!

[@reaper8113]

you forgot the " i am winning at any cost " , the one who builds a wonder and wall it with 10 layers

[@huiledenoix8014]

Once i won as a waller. I walled all of my island, built a lot of fields and exchanged food for things i needed. While enemies were fighting each others for ressources. When i was done making food worthless, there was only one enemy left. He came to me and killed himself on my defenses. Its the only time i won thanks to my natural peaceful civilized temperament

[@shoyohinata4544]

“Lie about your age” But officer she told me she was in the imperial age! 😭

[@wiki3061]

Me seeing the talkative player "hey that me"

[@kaivin88]

I choke on my own laughter when I saw the waller. "My guess is he is goiing to build for 2 or 3 layers. *builds a 7-layer wall later*

[@nobelmanaye38]

1:49 "We shall fight on the beaches, We shall fight on the streets, We shall never surrender"

[@khaledabdulkarimful]

I’m the type of guy who builds 17 fricking feitorias and millions of town centers and vils to get a massive economy

[@joehoe222]

Feitorias are less effectieve than villagers, exept when resources get depleted.

[@khaledabdulkarimful]

joehoe222 I did include vils tho

[@TheTattorack]

@@khaledabdulkarimful Feitoras take up pop space. The same pop in vils gathers more resources than a feitora.

[@daydodog]

@@khaledabdulkarimful every feitoria you make is time for villagers spent not making more TCs or working on something else

[@Fusilier7]

I like to add "The Admiral", when a player has a larger navy, than army, even if the map is dominated with rivers, I kind of fit into this class of player. Plus there is "The Knight", when a player has an army composed almost entirely of cavalry, there might be melee and ranged infantry, but the numbers are very low, and use infantry primarily as home defence. Finally, I include "The Besieger", a player who uses mostly siege weapons, towers, and fortifications to pin down the enemy on their territory, into dwindling their numbers and resources, my brother fits into this class.

[@greystash1750]

That mangudai “joke” is great

[@MichaelDodge27]

I was the never give up player. Siege onagers on black forest for a forest fortress, that was me.

[@101jir]

Same, kindof.

[@plsegott]

You forgot the Refugee Player who is your n00b friend that migrates to your base after getting his base run over after 1 second of gameplay.

[@plsegott]

Alteratnative name is La Migra Player

[@ScientistDog]

The last one couldn't take the jokes and surrender Lol.

[@MrFatbard]

bringing the wolves to their base is still one of the most hilarious strats ever

[@julzyboy8960]

You forgot "The Minimalist" who only makes 1 Villager for each task and only builds 1 of each (unit/tech) building. Don't lie we all did this as kids!

[@tankofnova9022]

People already mentioned the converters so I'll mention something else. The legion: Always has neatly formed army composition in each formation. Always the same exact type of everything they make. This player will likely plant archers behind walls and wall creep with them.

[@artemirrlazaris7406]

Did most of those.. however, there was another you didn't mention. My borther and I used ot play in separate rooms over our lan network, it was a peace truce for some timer set, but it had ot be a map in which we were separated by trees also... of course... that wolf trick was pretty epic.

[@Th3BlackPhoenix]

Lol I play Age of Mythology and I'm a mix of: The Waller + The player who never gives up + The Troll (mass elephant army?)

[@sensitive0198]

Bro, sorry for the delay, but I once built an elephent army, kept it outside of my AI enemy base, and I forgot I sent a catapult to destroy one tower, ut killed the town center lol

[@serenemountain6769]

Oh no, you are Divergent !

[@civilpaiyan6259]

Only one favourite cheat “How do you turn this on”

[@joshuacroker8224]

You forgot the 'campagn player' who scrolls down the massive list of missions yet still screams at the top of his lungs "MORE!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!"