10 Types of Europa Universalis IV Players

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Zlewikk TV

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@ZlewikkTV
@ZlewikkTV 5 жыл бұрын
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@AroundTheWorld217
@AroundTheWorld217 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the cheater 😉, ehh oops I mean, I'm the fair player.
@AroundTheWorld217
@AroundTheWorld217 5 жыл бұрын
0:23 I have the cheats in my head. 😂😏
@raptor6958
@raptor6958 4 жыл бұрын
Outro song?
@wiktorlesniewicz688
@wiktorlesniewicz688 3 жыл бұрын
I am someone between pro, screenshooter and Excel guy
@Povest1389
@Povest1389 5 жыл бұрын
That historically accurate guy.. "Colonize Peru as France? -Blasphemy!"
@Fehnris
@Fehnris 5 жыл бұрын
Until he sees Mamlucks, Ottomans and Hadramut colonising either the Spice Islands or Australia
@NicholasEzclapz
@NicholasEzclapz 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fehnris Then his brain explodes
@IrishMappermapsmore
@IrishMappermapsmore 5 жыл бұрын
Thats me tbh
@Brian-xz5tk
@Brian-xz5tk 5 жыл бұрын
​@@Fehnris if Im aiming for an "historical" game this is when i am forced to introduce province swapping cheats lol
@minhhoang347
@minhhoang347 5 жыл бұрын
Hope he see the turbulance chaos of ck2 border
@Castromagno-i3i
@Castromagno-i3i 4 жыл бұрын
The Perfectionist: uses console to correct every single border in the game.
@11Survivor
@11Survivor 3 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed when it turned out that the Alsatian provinces in the HRE (Strasbourg, Mulhouse, Sundgau) were not in fact divided into thirty different city states as they were in real life...
@vroomkaboom108
@vroomkaboom108 3 жыл бұрын
i feel pointed out
@Atillatzke
@Atillatzke 2 жыл бұрын
@@11Survivor there is a mod for that called voltairs nightmare or something
@Berchh
@Berchh 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody does that pal
@kingpredator117
@kingpredator117 Жыл бұрын
That’s me bro
@MrSaywutnow
@MrSaywutnow 5 жыл бұрын
The Arumba impersonation was excellent. If you had complained about how shitty cavalry is in EU4, it would have been perfect.
@OMalacarn
@OMalacarn 5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha "cavalry is bad!" hahahahahaha
@MrKonfekta
@MrKonfekta 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanschroeder4871 this guy😅😅☝️☝️
@agamemnonofmycenae5258
@agamemnonofmycenae5258 5 жыл бұрын
The cavalry is situational and only needed in low quantities.2 to flank from both sides and an army 2 units bigger than the enemy.Also cavalry becomes weaker as time goes on(because infantry becomes way stronger)so in the end it's not worth it to have it eat resources(but at this point it doesn't matter because you are massive if you contemplate the efficiency of cavalry).Bs ideas are not included,like Hordes and Polan
@Lcavila94
@Lcavila94 5 жыл бұрын
Ajit Adonis Manilal Min Max’s Sends nation into spiraling debt because “if I get these 12 extra monarch points in a year it justifies the 24 gold that is continuously cascading into debts” *30 years and 22 episodes later is still wondering if it’s worth taking a certain province is financially worth it in terms of manpower. *3 consecutive bad gold events later* “See this one thing I don’t like about this game” Me: for fuck sakes this the third campaign this has happened and you should know but now the game will fuck you over. Meanwhile Florry “Okay so Im about sail to China become Chinese, then Indian, then become the Mughal as France. Simultaneously burn Iberia become emperor, conquer the Far East, take loans, take everyone’s money, rocket inflation, squeeze Asia and colonizing nations with an army so large it nearly dies from attrition. 1605, ight *lights 5th cig* I’m about truce break even my mother Me: you’re fucking insane aren’t you
@damianmares5338
@damianmares5338 5 жыл бұрын
@@agamemnonofmycenae5258 yet I use probably more like 20-30% cavalry in my armies, and I never build more than 10 cannon regiments in a army, never ever Don't ask really why I do this, but if I ever have to choose between being historicaly accurate and being more efficient, I say fuck efficiency every damn time If only paradox would fix cav....
@apuapustaja1
@apuapustaja1 5 жыл бұрын
and then there is florry, who is the "make sure game is exploited at every point" type
@tuss7425
@tuss7425 5 жыл бұрын
What a legend
@hashimbokhamseen7877
@hashimbokhamseen7877 5 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@devioustea
@devioustea 5 жыл бұрын
Florry just knows how to destroy the game from the inside. Hes god.
@animewarrior3
@animewarrior3 5 жыл бұрын
You mean arumba? Honestly thats been more arumba lately. He hasnt pulled out a good excel sheey recently
@apuapustaja1
@apuapustaja1 5 жыл бұрын
@@animewarrior3 arumba falls under the excel sheet category
@themlgsovietprussian1030
@themlgsovietprussian1030 5 жыл бұрын
That drew durnil impression at the end was spot on!
@tharnstonewall2005
@tharnstonewall2005 5 жыл бұрын
> Sees big youtuber isn't comment pinned 🤔
@ebolarat
@ebolarat 5 жыл бұрын
Im the guy who does really well, gets bored, then quits 2/3rds through
@Unknown-fz4kx
@Unknown-fz4kx 5 жыл бұрын
Yea mid to late games so monotonous, I only really form other nations and quit lmao
@Mylander69
@Mylander69 5 жыл бұрын
I never quit because then I would fail the people of the glorious nation of *insert whatever I'm paying as here*
@9_9876
@9_9876 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mylander69 ulm
@mikearsen4580
@mikearsen4580 5 жыл бұрын
Same, i have 600hours and still never get to 1821
@yellow_triad
@yellow_triad 5 жыл бұрын
That's me playing most Paradox games tbh
@Angloic
@Angloic 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot nationalists always picks his own country
@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462
@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462 5 жыл бұрын
And what if he is german and plays as Ulm?
@Angloic
@Angloic 5 жыл бұрын
@@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462 he is living in ulm city
@finntinus2719
@finntinus2719 5 жыл бұрын
Got me... -_- But after over a thousand hours I played Italy... than Japan but NEVER Russia. Guess who I am! XD
@alekviktor7822
@alekviktor7822 5 жыл бұрын
A singleplayer scrub
@finntinus2719
@finntinus2719 5 жыл бұрын
@@alekviktor7822 XD
@PeterP_
@PeterP_ 5 жыл бұрын
"1: Wooden PC" **REPORT. I'm in this picture and I dont like it.**
@14thbattlegroupcommander
@14thbattlegroupcommander 5 жыл бұрын
Me playing in a potato: AH YES A WORTHY OPONENT
@PeterP_
@PeterP_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@14thbattlegroupcommander The worst part is I can't afford better machines lol.
@stupidperson9250
@stupidperson9250 5 жыл бұрын
@@PeterP_ I can't afford the dlc
@LudietHistoria
@LudietHistoria 4 жыл бұрын
@Stardust Science me too brudah xD You know the mod History and Empires? I made that mod xD
@brandemon6667
@brandemon6667 4 жыл бұрын
@@LudietHistoria Do you have a link?
@ScreamingManiac
@ScreamingManiac 5 жыл бұрын
Playing as the Ottomans is already cheating as far as im concerned
@darthimperious1594
@darthimperious1594 4 жыл бұрын
Haha, ikr? I boot em up only after I've had a really bad run of rng, so I can enjoy being overpowered for a bit. Then its back to real playthroughs.
@Persh1111
@Persh1111 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah right. Unless you are noob, my mates were joking that I will go bankroupt in 10 years when I played Otto last time. Well they were wrong, I had a coalition smashing my country by 1452 xpppppp
@darthimperious1594
@darthimperious1594 4 жыл бұрын
@@Persh1111 Playing as the Ottomans is what taught me about coalitions in the first place, haha. Before them, I was always running out of manpower long before I could cause a coalition. I was so afraid of using loans to merc up. Ah, how I've learned...
@abyssmoon6940
@abyssmoon6940 4 жыл бұрын
cheating is playing butua or castile
@aranayunsombrero9548
@aranayunsombrero9548 4 жыл бұрын
@@Persh1111 Venice..... It is always Venice...... I am 500 hours played now...... And i am unable to have My revenge........
@josephinebecker7410
@josephinebecker7410 5 жыл бұрын
Women one is pretty spot on considering I basically don't exist anyways
@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg
@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg 5 жыл бұрын
Josephine Becker you don't your the figment of your own imagination creating a paradox causing everyone to have shared hallucinations of you. You do not exist every time you sleep you die, life is just an illusion caused by death and death doesn't exist.
@Mylander69
@Mylander69 5 жыл бұрын
@@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg Are you a young man on acid?
@sparkleknight3679
@sparkleknight3679 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mylander69 It's called a philosopher
@suffy8396
@suffy8396 5 жыл бұрын
Josephine Becker I too doubt my existence
@josephinebecker7410
@josephinebecker7410 5 жыл бұрын
@Aggressive Tubesock I was gonna say if you want jail time but the typical person to comment something like that on a KZbin video is probably about 11 so
@nyanard
@nyanard 5 жыл бұрын
"Ah i wont cheat this time" 10 minutes later seen all my neighbours already have higher tech than me 'adm dip mil'
@braincoolo9399
@braincoolo9399 5 жыл бұрын
Heretic! The real tech command is "tech 10"
@angelkitty11
@angelkitty11 5 жыл бұрын
@@braincoolo9399 Tech 100
@Alex-wu7ue
@Alex-wu7ue 5 жыл бұрын
Powerpoints
@angelkitty11
@angelkitty11 4 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-wu7ue found this command thanks to you. im tired of typing adm 9999 and then dip 9999 and then mil 9999 lmao i also edited the game so the cap is 9999 instead of just 999
@jiachensun2632
@jiachensun2632 4 жыл бұрын
Angel Dela Cruz But if you use the tech points, all points will turn back to 999. Only if you use those tech points to upgrade your tech level, you won’t waste this cheating advantage.
@Muhammed552
@Muhammed552 5 жыл бұрын
1-bloober type 2-development type 3-hunting achievements type 4- Nostalgic type 5-colonize type 6-Horde monarchy or republic types those r my guesses :)
@tolgaener8945
@tolgaener8945 5 жыл бұрын
roleplaying type
@mbrusyda9437
@mbrusyda9437 5 жыл бұрын
Horde.. monarchy? Blasphemy! Once horde stays horde!
@zandaroos553
@zandaroos553 5 жыл бұрын
People use the development system?
@Muhammed552
@Muhammed552 5 жыл бұрын
@@zandaroos553 well am sure eu4 has some geeks lol
@cekoforbidden9317
@cekoforbidden9317 5 жыл бұрын
Im a reform roman empire type. No matter what nation i starts with ))#
@Muhammed552
@Muhammed552 5 жыл бұрын
Play as ottomans and yet cheats oh lord wait and yet use terrain mode :D
@jester-nn2tz
@jester-nn2tz 5 жыл бұрын
Ne? Anlamadım
@francojavierfazio9670
@francojavierfazio9670 2 жыл бұрын
Probablemente estaba jugando con Athenas xd
@jovalin5939
@jovalin5939 5 жыл бұрын
If Excel guy is doing that well with Ryukyu I feel it is not my place to judge his methods.
@m16fermy
@m16fermy 3 жыл бұрын
God how true that is
@pozloadescobar
@pozloadescobar 3 жыл бұрын
No kidding dude, looks like a fun playthrough
@belyifon
@belyifon 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking i alone is excel guy lol But i use nootbook actually I have table of year monarch points per skill to spend with no looses in techs and my last calculation is world’s grain production (923 in my 1571)
@belyifon
@belyifon 2 жыл бұрын
Do u guys think select espionage as fourth idea is good for forming Rome before WQ? (Bazilevs included) I also have trade, administrative and influence
@LeonEdwardsGoat
@LeonEdwardsGoat 4 ай бұрын
​​@@belyifonWhat is WQ? Are you talking about rome into world conquest?. If so then no. Trade and espionage arent for doing wc, atleast not in the first 6 slots. By then it should be about wrapping up as you will always be in multiple wars with smaller nations so you can take anything if you want to. Wc ideasets are: Admin Diplo Infl Relig Humanist Where you can only use humanist if youre hindu or someone with high tolerances, religious if you can utilise the CB well pre-imperialism, if youre european powerhouse you wanna do both. You just take 1 or maybe 2 mil ideas in the first 6 ideasets, generally offensive is good but a bit later on, like slots 5 or 6. Watch SiuKing wc ideas video, although its outdated you will learn how to think about it.
@noaccount4
@noaccount4 5 жыл бұрын
nerf byzantium
@LudietHistoria
@LudietHistoria 4 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOO, BUFF BYZANTIUM XXXXXXDDDD :p
@nikosgrecia9359
@nikosgrecia9359 4 жыл бұрын
@Mārcis Bukovskis xD
@turplexx233
@turplexx233 4 жыл бұрын
@@LudietHistoria haha cannonballs go brr
@nathanrog06
@nathanrog06 7 ай бұрын
​@@LudietHistoria Ludi was as wise as he is now, Byzantium is never strong enough (real)
@davidnavratil5349
@davidnavratil5349 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the cheater was already playing as Ottomans.
@thraxmd9804
@thraxmd9804 5 жыл бұрын
i am definatelly the wooden pc guy
@perrypro1263
@perrypro1263 5 жыл бұрын
my potato pc can run EU IV at the speed of sound! But my sound level is always 0%
@cekoforbidden9317
@cekoforbidden9317 5 жыл бұрын
U have to download ram 8gb and vga 2gb for your pc
@quocvietophu1627
@quocvietophu1627 5 жыл бұрын
@@cekoforbidden9317 lmao
@ScreamingManiac
@ScreamingManiac 5 жыл бұрын
My wooden pc runs great... after i turn down all the graphics settings and use mods that lower the graphics quality even further
@miguelmontenegro3520
@miguelmontenegro3520 5 жыл бұрын
@@ScreamingManiac Hahaha thats me in every game, even in the old ones. TW Empire cant run If there are many units, than my armies are aways small and strugling to cover the flanks 🤣
@KAISERVS
@KAISERVS 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vapingcat5406
@vapingcat5406 4 жыл бұрын
no
@Testimony_Of_JTF
@Testimony_Of_JTF 4 жыл бұрын
@@vapingcat5406 Yes
@vapingcat5406
@vapingcat5406 4 жыл бұрын
@@Testimony_Of_JTF no
@superkreator9084
@superkreator9084 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@tammogrote800
@tammogrote800 4 жыл бұрын
Kaiser vs die Legende grüße aus Deutschland
@saelk09
@saelk09 5 жыл бұрын
1:39 The history will never forget the tottomans
@mufarisfa3939
@mufarisfa3939 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I played eu4, somebody has made a claim on my land. And I was so frustrated "what do I do? What do I do?? Oh my god how do I remove this claim?" Now remembering it, it's so silly lmao
@issaczhang9358
@issaczhang9358 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha,Chinese player here. we have our own ecosystem of EU4.The one that made me feel closer to reality was the "screen photographer", who laughed at the moment he took out his mobile phone. I think the most distinctive thing for Chinese players is that there are many "Romans" among us, in spirit. Whenever they see the fall of Constantinople, they will express anger or tears, and they will always shout "We need to hang the Governor of Venice." In other respects, there are too many Chinese players who are dissatisfied with the settings in East Asia. Some people quoted informative data to argue that MING should have more than 10,000 degrees of development in 1444. Some modders have produced "AU4", I think you can understand what I mean. I tried some mods that tried to make Asia more reasonable. They did, but Europe became extremely unreasonable: Russia usually couldn't get Siberia, and the Portuguese still had only about 30 American provinces in 1821. I think the fundamental difference lies in the huge difference between Eastern and Western cultures, so that the system designed for one player can't always understand the other. For myself, I also play games with personal emotions. I usually limit Europeans to Europe - through endless wars or diplomacy, in general to stop any colonial activity of Europeans - you Europeans can't take the gold of Native Americans and then take the lead in capitalism, if you are really good, then It is within the European continent to decide who is the manifest denisty. Sometimes due to too much uncolonized land, Timur will begin to colonize Australia, and Mamluk will begin to colonize South America. In short, I am very grateful to paradox for making such a great game. I am surprised to find so many EU4 players here. I closed the reply notification, so if you want to reply to me, I am sorry that I can't reply to you. I just talked about my experience and feelings, I hope to bring you some thoughts. The collision of thinking is the most interesting!
@ZlewikkTV
@ZlewikkTV 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is another level of comment. Thank you!
@makky6239
@makky6239 5 жыл бұрын
Very interesting
@manooxi327
@manooxi327 5 жыл бұрын
Interesting Tnx for sharing
@shih-chiehlee7488
@shih-chiehlee7488 5 жыл бұрын
精 罗 落 泪 A Roman from the Heart cries
@ffls775
@ffls775 5 жыл бұрын
Very Interesting.
@rekoken2911
@rekoken2911 5 жыл бұрын
you forgot the elite enlightened gamers who play REAL nations like Pirate Malaya
@littlechemie5425
@littlechemie5425 4 жыл бұрын
Lol not even playing as the real REAL nation of Fetishist Horde Pope
@gengarzilla1685
@gengarzilla1685 3 жыл бұрын
Form GB as Pirate Republic Cornwall and make Britannia truly rule the waves.
@spudeism
@spudeism 4 жыл бұрын
Sub-species: HRE player - constantly at war, truce juggler extreme, in trance-like state does not respond to outside stimulus.
@dean1039
@dean1039 4 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely the roleplayer. I can't ever bring myself to do anything overtly ahistorical. For instance, annexing Japan as England would feel so wrong that if I did it, I'd immediately lose all interest in the playthrough and quit. I do diverge from history, but never to an unbelievable degree.
@lsf698
@lsf698 4 жыл бұрын
Why is that unbelievable? In 17th century everyone would think way more probable an European country conquering Japan than conquering the whole Indian subcontinent. But we do know what happend after. A-historical is not unbelievable. And many historical achievements were unbelievable some time before happenning.
@cameronsprague101
@cameronsprague101 2 жыл бұрын
@@lsf698 because stupid people don't realize that reality takes place because of what came before. So artificially not taking actions because they weren't taken in an alternate timeline, which I can guarantee was already broken in other places, is actually always historically inaccurate because if you put real people in that scenario they wouldn't think "Let's not do something that wasn't done in an alternate timeline"...
@HonestObserver
@HonestObserver 2 жыл бұрын
Conquering all of Japan is probably pretty logistically tough. Like maybe the Europeans could divide and conquer the clans against each other like they did the kingdoms in India but idk how plausible that is.
@oblivion5390
@oblivion5390 2 жыл бұрын
try conquering america as ming
@baseupp12
@baseupp12 5 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely the wood computer it makes me sad man it takes an hour to get through 1 year
@donzetjr6988
@donzetjr6988 5 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@СнежныйДжони
@СнежныйДжони 5 жыл бұрын
@Ryan McCreedy 2009? woah woah we have a billionare here?
@RomaEternaVictrix
@RomaEternaVictrix 4 жыл бұрын
1 hour to get 1 year wtf man ? you dont love yourself, dont you ? shit, i have a laptop dell and i can get in 1 hour 20-25 years if i play fast
@burak9691
@burak9691 5 жыл бұрын
woman part cracks me up :D
@ToyosatomimiNoThug
@ToyosatomimiNoThug 5 жыл бұрын
Well it is true
@shahriarghasemianbamy1156
@shahriarghasemianbamy1156 5 жыл бұрын
@United Europe minecraft is cool dude
@axelNodvon2047
@axelNodvon2047 5 жыл бұрын
Cruz I actually saw one girl play it before here on youtube but she took down the video
@josephinebecker7410
@josephinebecker7410 5 жыл бұрын
*cries in female*
@alexandrediaz4144
@alexandrediaz4144 5 жыл бұрын
There is a couple, however when you see how cancerous the community is (at least in mp) they kinda hide lol.
@bananaman7635
@bananaman7635 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the guy who always plays at speed 5 and abuses the backup file glitch in Ironman
@leaveme3559
@leaveme3559 5 жыл бұрын
Damn I guess m not alone to that I use that before going to war so that I can get back if the war turned out bad
@rrai1999
@rrai1999 5 жыл бұрын
@@leaveme3559 I think literally everyone who plays the game does this! lmao
@greekcommie621
@greekcommie621 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@hardcorelevelingwarrior6324
@hardcorelevelingwarrior6324 4 жыл бұрын
exact same here. Speed 5, rarely 4, and before any major action I do I create a backup in case it goes wrong. Don't have the time to redo everything, nor do I want to. Plus I'm still learning the game (250 hours).
@rrai1999
@rrai1999 4 жыл бұрын
@Carter Dulka it's literally the only thing that makes the game playable, without it one mistake ruins entire 8 hour long achievement runs lol
@abrvalg321
@abrvalg321 5 жыл бұрын
1:42 Arumba?)) btw savescammers were not represented
@AnglosArentHuman
@AnglosArentHuman 5 жыл бұрын
That is because nearly everyone everyone in the EU4 community savescums, to some degree or another.
@MrSaywutnow
@MrSaywutnow 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 is obviously Florry
@cekoforbidden9317
@cekoforbidden9317 5 жыл бұрын
True lol. I would only compare my army limit, morale and discipline before the war which is more simple lol, and works! Edit : i did savescum sometimes, but most of the time i let it be without
@rendigmor
@rendigmor 5 жыл бұрын
@@cekoforbidden9317 there are times where savescumming seems necessary... rng comes to mind.
@cekoforbidden9317
@cekoforbidden9317 5 жыл бұрын
@@rendigmor especially when u suddenly fell into regency after increasing army maintenance for the next war )))
@Redshift2077
@Redshift2077 5 жыл бұрын
lmao I am the roleplayer for sure
@alexbaseball4684
@alexbaseball4684 5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Stalin me too.
@GeorgiosMichalopoulos
@GeorgiosMichalopoulos 4 жыл бұрын
most fun to play
@flowerpower2067
@flowerpower2067 3 жыл бұрын
agree
@Liam-iv7wk
@Liam-iv7wk 5 жыл бұрын
Then you have Drew Durmil who erases an entire continent or switches Florida and Italy to see what happens.
@gengarzilla1685
@gengarzilla1685 4 жыл бұрын
He's actually never switched Florida and Italy, to my knowledge. That's Denmark and Korea.
@JotaGC
@JotaGC 5 жыл бұрын
Ah shit, you got me with the last one, I once played as Hamburg without conquering shit 'till I got bored in the 1750s and decided to take over weaker nations
@lothairthecommiemonarch8488
@lothairthecommiemonarch8488 5 жыл бұрын
Stay woke fam,play tall
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 5 жыл бұрын
my favourite Europa Universalis IV player is Zlewikk TV.
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 5 жыл бұрын
Mohan Sandal no, I just have a disease known as ‘love of watching some polish guy on the Internet put nations in a dlc simulator game against each other’ itis
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 5 жыл бұрын
Mohan Sandal 1. it’s called a joke. 2. Yes, adults do say ‘My favourite _____ is _____’, even seriously. It’s called expression your enjoyment or love of something, or someone.
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 5 жыл бұрын
Mohan Sandal well, you’re in luck.
@MrTupac24
@MrTupac24 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite player is me
@ivlivscaesar5898
@ivlivscaesar5898 5 жыл бұрын
Did I hear *Waifu Universalis?* I must contact my sources and notify them of this.
@crqf2010ruler
@crqf2010ruler 5 жыл бұрын
"Screenshot wanker actually takes out a picture out of his screen" What's more funny is that I also do that sometimes
@alexdunn4696
@alexdunn4696 5 жыл бұрын
I never do actual SS, only photos with my phone. I am not connected any voice app or social media through my laptop, so SS is just annoying to do.
@debariesai
@debariesai 5 жыл бұрын
I guess No 7 was Arumba...
@jjoskar5248
@jjoskar5248 5 жыл бұрын
Arumba deserves his own type, play one year per 30 mins
@TheKrouton
@TheKrouton 5 жыл бұрын
@@jjoskar5248 Without a wooden PC.
@GamingOnTheSpectrumGR
@GamingOnTheSpectrumGR 5 жыл бұрын
@@jjoskar5248 Nah fam we get real time action and get a year per year.
@benpage5088
@benpage5088 5 жыл бұрын
Gia [Monster, Preservernce, C. Neutral] lmfao
@Solon1581
@Solon1581 5 жыл бұрын
0:38 So, I'm invisible? Thanks for telling me!
@redoak4543
@redoak4543 5 жыл бұрын
g-guys holy shit theres actually a girl here
@danielhuber5713
@danielhuber5713 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows girls aren't real.
@ayindephulgence4950
@ayindephulgence4950 5 жыл бұрын
You guys have been fooled buy the Cia into thinking women exist
@meltedicecreamsandwich
@meltedicecreamsandwich 5 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Blank a cyborg made by the CIA to collect sperm so they can make more men for wars
@MaXiMoS54
@MaXiMoS54 5 жыл бұрын
its a trap!
@juleksz.5785
@juleksz.5785 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot about 11 type - polish. He always plays as Poland trying to destroy Germany, Teutonic Order, Pomeria and Russia, also befriending Hungary and Lithuania.
@lothairthecommiemonarch8488
@lothairthecommiemonarch8488 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't forget it-he was there throughout the whole video. Subtly.
@fundyracer5648
@fundyracer5648 4 жыл бұрын
Then there is me, the historian, who tries to make the borders as historically accurate as possible and even sells provinces to others if it looks shit
@LudietHistoria
@LudietHistoria 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 40k Zlewikk! I still remember when you had 5k, you went up so fast man! Wanna see you get 100k GO GO GO :D
@nuncasaberas5926
@nuncasaberas5926 3 жыл бұрын
0:12 Imagine not having muscular memory of 3/4 of the commands
@maxterhex
@maxterhex 5 жыл бұрын
I am: noob RP player with wooden PC.
@gidijonen7966
@gidijonen7966 5 жыл бұрын
Same but also cheater
@levihero2012
@levihero2012 5 жыл бұрын
Early days:Cheater Now:Roleplayer Always: Noob
@Average-mi6ih
@Average-mi6ih 3 жыл бұрын
The Excel guy is just a HOI4 player
@bobafett9348
@bobafett9348 5 жыл бұрын
Actually realized that slowed down EU4 music sounds badass.
@redoak4543
@redoak4543 5 жыл бұрын
i like to roleplay because it's easy to just get ridiculously massive and its just unrealistic especially in Europe as there would be a balance of power war before you got too big
@periachi4961
@periachi4961 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the player that alt f4's after losing a fight
@belyifon
@belyifon 2 жыл бұрын
Understandable. But before i am also calculate how fast looses man recovers
@AlexS-oj8qf
@AlexS-oj8qf 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck this bullshit I was sleepy then the video took a while to load, that fucking music startle me now I'm crying.
@vladbota9030
@vladbota9030 5 жыл бұрын
When you pulled out the excel, I felt that.
@zachariahjonahmaldonado5897
@zachariahjonahmaldonado5897 3 жыл бұрын
I cheat hard, got them all memorised. I see EU4 as more of a choose your own adventure story than a historical role play.
@hagenvi2384
@hagenvi2384 5 жыл бұрын
100% sure that 8 is thanks to discord section. Basically there are 2 types of players. Normal ones and those disgusting snake things.
@fawkewe
@fawkewe Жыл бұрын
1:20 small deital is Byzantium has some of there old lands back. This is the SECOND war he lost with Ai Byzantium.
@HenriqueRJchiki
@HenriqueRJchiki 5 жыл бұрын
1:43 aka Arumba the master of useless information exposition
@MrSaywutnow
@MrSaywutnow 5 жыл бұрын
While Arumba is deciding which idea to take, Florry is busy going bankrupt in the middle of a no CB war while attemptinging a world conquest as Shinto Ottomans with a Habsburg dynasty.
@DaedricGod
@DaedricGod 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSaywutnow you forgot about the coalition thats 1 year from declaring
@rjohn1277
@rjohn1277 3 жыл бұрын
I feel unnecessarily called out at #2 lmao. I don't do it as often as I used to, but part of me if like "But if I type "Integrate TUR" as the Byzantines, I can beat the Ottomans WITHOUT using a BudgetMonk guide that would practically guarantee I win if I follow it and try enough"
@pinkpersona
@pinkpersona 3 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, at the very start we've all lost to byzantium as tottomans
@DonLimpioZX
@DonLimpioZX 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest: when I first tried HOI3 (my first Paradox game ever, it's complex as hell), I was unable to fight Poland as Germany, lol. That was on normal difficulty too.
@thijsv0486
@thijsv0486 3 жыл бұрын
I did not
@colefahie9784
@colefahie9784 2 жыл бұрын
I fit the role player to much and keep thinking eu4 is just like Vicky
@eleklenardsebescan7663
@eleklenardsebescan7663 4 жыл бұрын
Being excell guy is so hard. But my brain wont allow me to relax
@belyifon
@belyifon 2 жыл бұрын
I am after 5 years break try to make Bazilevs, WQ and OneFaith with this personality :) Do u still play?
@fredrikengstrom2107
@fredrikengstrom2107 9 ай бұрын
Forgot: Achievement hunter (every playthrough to get an achievement) The quitter (1k hours played but never reached last year of the game) Chain saver (Doesnt play Ironman, saves the game everytime somthing positive happens, reload if negative).
@valandes1861
@valandes1861 5 жыл бұрын
I usually stop expanding when I reach the modern boarder, or, France, Germany, italy
@dodolulupepe
@dodolulupepe 4 жыл бұрын
same I love playing historically
@mingsical8039
@mingsical8039 5 жыл бұрын
When i was a noob, i first tried to play as uzbek, cuz it had the biggest name= could be the strongest in game. And i didnt use CBs at all, cuz i didnt understood anything
@willtrap4food698
@willtrap4food698 5 жыл бұрын
As a horde nation you don’t need CBs to declare war lol, it’s like a special ability
@Twigs1836
@Twigs1836 4 жыл бұрын
I love how that Manchu player didn't form Qing until they conquered all of Eurasia. Like bro, I'm pretty sure Heaven was smiling upon you for quite a while.
@olbradley
@olbradley 4 жыл бұрын
2:13 Can someone tell me who the hell takes a screenshot with their phone?
@candeks6579
@candeks6579 4 жыл бұрын
That's the jk bro
@Jayako12
@Jayako12 4 жыл бұрын
Go to the Reddit
@acharndael9159
@acharndael9159 4 жыл бұрын
after playing 3.500+ hours, you can be pretty much anything, depends on your daily mood
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 5 жыл бұрын
My dude, you should do Crusader Kings II.
@tobiasL1991
@tobiasL1991 4 жыл бұрын
Haha why is this such a good list, great video!
@Jacob.Strauss
@Jacob.Strauss 5 жыл бұрын
1:05 Korean EU4 players
@hashimbokhamseen7877
@hashimbokhamseen7877 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@DaxCorsiar
@DaxCorsiar 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Scumsavers. Lmfao. “I’ve seen the future and I know exactly what they’re capable of”.
@ГригорийГ-ч4н
@ГригорийГ-ч4н 3 жыл бұрын
Advisor: I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures. Basileus: In how many did we win? Advisor: One...
@awidyanugraha6374
@awidyanugraha6374 5 жыл бұрын
play Ottoman and cheat? y shame
@McDeathXX
@McDeathXX 5 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty funny, thank you from saving my breakfast with actual good content :)
@historygirl6732
@historygirl6732 5 жыл бұрын
The guy who pairs the most powerful countries together. Moscow - Berlin Axis was creat- wait wrong game.
@mentino1556
@mentino1556 5 жыл бұрын
I consider Number 1 as a personal attack and i was honestly so shocked by such defamation that i'm taking this issue to court. see you there
@stacuu2222
@stacuu2222 5 жыл бұрын
i guess that everyone is sometimes all of this types at once :)
@lotredomunsa7618
@lotredomunsa7618 5 жыл бұрын
Being a male and a female... nope :D
@stacuu2222
@stacuu2222 5 жыл бұрын
@@lotredomunsa7618 how dare you assume my gender('s)?!?!? xDDDDDD
@leaveme3559
@leaveme3559 5 жыл бұрын
How can u be a role player and wc thug
@stacuu2222
@stacuu2222 5 жыл бұрын
@@leaveme3559 dunno, gotta ask Adolf H. He was waaaaay too much into both
@toha-imbisil
@toha-imbisil 3 жыл бұрын
Несмотря на то что я не знаю этот ваш инглиш, я понял все что было в этом видео
@colindavies6463
@colindavies6463 5 жыл бұрын
What type would be listening to a podcast in the background while playing?
@aliaslispector724
@aliaslispector724 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the dude who reloads a save every time he loses a battle
@goatofgaming9630
@goatofgaming9630 4 жыл бұрын
Used to be me but now I don't and learn how to relax when something doesn't go well
@elycekinzer6244
@elycekinzer6244 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, I played this as a girl... Now I’m a boy ;D
@greenghost6691
@greenghost6691 5 жыл бұрын
Whoah.
@EgnachHelton
@EgnachHelton 4 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't have gone hunting. Hunting bad :)
@giacomodaureliodarpino7594
@giacomodaureliodarpino7594 4 жыл бұрын
I played this as a boy... Now I am a girl ;)
@emi_1337
@emi_1337 4 жыл бұрын
@@giacomodaureliodarpino7594 me too :)
@giacomodaureliodarpino7594
@giacomodaureliodarpino7594 4 жыл бұрын
@@emi_1337 Nice ^^
@triersero2763
@triersero2763 2 жыл бұрын
1:13 west Africa being taken out in a second is spot on
@AdmarilDarius
@AdmarilDarius 5 жыл бұрын
The royalty free music, it burns!
@watapizza1225
@watapizza1225 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guy who plays in iron man mode, declares a war, loose it and then starts another hoi4 game
@cs0345
@cs0345 4 жыл бұрын
Then theres the guy who plays ironman mode, gets a shitty heir, gets stackwiped and then loads the backup save
@multimeter2859
@multimeter2859 5 жыл бұрын
0/10 no Siu-king impersonation
@Diegossdelarosa
@Diegossdelarosa 4 жыл бұрын
A roleplay sub-type: the guy that plays with his own country and is very afraid to start a war and risk thousands of his countrymen lives.
@gilgamesh7055
@gilgamesh7055 5 жыл бұрын
Then there are the "enlightened master-race" who bought Civ 5 with all DLC for only 10dollars
@ejs6758
@ejs6758 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@Someone-by6jm
@Someone-by6jm 4 жыл бұрын
meh 200 for a masterpiece is better than 10 for a crappy game
@cs0345
@cs0345 4 жыл бұрын
@@Someone-by6jm Way less if you get them on sale
@mjw-dc2wo
@mjw-dc2wo 5 жыл бұрын
Number 7 is me in a nutshell, always considering values and etc. Always plotting out strategies... of how to beat my enemies, it’s sad how accurate this is... XD
@Miritamokuu
@Miritamokuu 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Cheater But in Hearts Of Iron IV
@DuLzzPKC
@DuLzzPKC 5 жыл бұрын
and vicky2
@SeventhListener
@SeventhListener 3 жыл бұрын
As for the second one: at some point, you don't even need a sheet anymore
@Daniel-jm7ts
@Daniel-jm7ts 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm maby a cheater... I need military points to oppress these rebels ok please do t judge me
@Daniel-jm7ts
@Daniel-jm7ts 5 жыл бұрын
@@yannick4895 well when Im talking about rebels I mean 30k Tunisian rebels and 10k pope rebels and 5k Albanian rebels and I'm Naples with only 25k soldiers
@jamesyap8364
@jamesyap8364 5 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-jm7ts Kill them one stack at a time.
@user-dr6bc4jc8y
@user-dr6bc4jc8y 5 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-jm7ts killing rebels is very satisfying, like "die you rebel scum!!"
@nyanard
@nyanard 5 жыл бұрын
Solution:Dont do expansion
@shadowguardian3612
@shadowguardian3612 4 жыл бұрын
Rebels are weak except the prentender ones
@michatarzan7595
@michatarzan7595 3 жыл бұрын
I would unironically love to watch this Lubeck game
@CEKROM
@CEKROM 5 жыл бұрын
2:06 I make screenshots too, but not with my smartphone =D
@piotrgrosek1824
@piotrgrosek1824 5 жыл бұрын
2.137%, huh? I see what you did there
@daglar2991
@daglar2991 5 жыл бұрын
Lol roleplayer is me. I love to feel like a leader of my nation and try my best instead of winning of the battles.
@flowerpower2067
@flowerpower2067 3 жыл бұрын
same
@anonnymous1312
@anonnymous1312 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guys who only play at speed 5
@lsf698
@lsf698 4 жыл бұрын
Me!
@marinagutierrez3487
@marinagutierrez3487 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a woman and i love eu4 🤦🏻‍♀️💕
@leaveme3559
@leaveme3559 5 жыл бұрын
Blasphemy
@marinagutierrez3487
@marinagutierrez3487 5 жыл бұрын
The Kamal Kartik Facts 🤷🏼‍♀️💞
@pedrocascales1453
@pedrocascales1453 5 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable!
@BlackBull.
@BlackBull. 5 жыл бұрын
Marina Gutierrez wait, that is illegal
@marinagutierrez3487
@marinagutierrez3487 5 жыл бұрын
S LS It's not the first illegal thing I do😹☺️
@americantruckeringermany8394
@americantruckeringermany8394 2 жыл бұрын
the outsider: wtf are any of you talking about??
@kyallokytty
@kyallokytty 5 жыл бұрын
Tfw I'm a woman and play eu4 *turns into dust*
@ZlewikkTV
@ZlewikkTV 5 жыл бұрын
Ofc they can, according to my youtube analytics, 2% of my viewers are female (imcluding my fiancee). I'm just overexaterating the situation and making fun of it :P
@arturo0727
@arturo0727 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@Mr.0s
@Mr.0s 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Custom Nation players like myself, who do the most creative ideas and just overall have fun in the game. Or make most powerful nation that you can make to get adviements
@dziadziumil2114
@dziadziumil2114 5 жыл бұрын
There is always that one friend who is "just clicking" without plan and end winning whole MP
@ZlewikkTV
@ZlewikkTV 5 жыл бұрын
I plan separate video for MP players
@Jayako12
@Jayako12 3 жыл бұрын
Zlewikk, you need to remaster these one, it is just wonderful!
@LordVarangian
@LordVarangian 5 жыл бұрын
Modder gang where you at?
@stiopagaming9050
@stiopagaming9050 5 жыл бұрын
Here!
@flemish4001
@flemish4001 5 жыл бұрын
am i a modder tho XD
@LordVarangian
@LordVarangian 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark
@flemish4001
@flemish4001 5 жыл бұрын
@@LordVarangian who is mark
@olbradley
@olbradley 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the excel guy who always over-complicates and over-thinks things and never achieves the very thing I wanted to do.
@kropek958
@kropek958 5 жыл бұрын
1:16 it’s me
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