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@AroundTheWorld2175 жыл бұрын
I'm the cheater 😉, ehh oops I mean, I'm the fair player.
@AroundTheWorld2175 жыл бұрын
0:23 I have the cheats in my head. 😂😏
@raptor69584 жыл бұрын
Outro song?
@wiktorlesniewicz6883 жыл бұрын
I am someone between pro, screenshooter and Excel guy
@Povest13895 жыл бұрын
That historically accurate guy.. "Colonize Peru as France? -Blasphemy!"
@Fehnris5 жыл бұрын
Until he sees Mamlucks, Ottomans and Hadramut colonising either the Spice Islands or Australia
@NicholasEzclapz5 жыл бұрын
@@Fehnris Then his brain explodes
@IrishMappermapsmore5 жыл бұрын
Thats me tbh
@Brian-xz5tk5 жыл бұрын
@@Fehnris if Im aiming for an "historical" game this is when i am forced to introduce province swapping cheats lol
@minhhoang3475 жыл бұрын
Hope he see the turbulance chaos of ck2 border
@Castromagno-i3i4 жыл бұрын
The Perfectionist: uses console to correct every single border in the game.
@11Survivor3 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed when it turned out that the Alsatian provinces in the HRE (Strasbourg, Mulhouse, Sundgau) were not in fact divided into thirty different city states as they were in real life...
@vroomkaboom1083 жыл бұрын
i feel pointed out
@Atillatzke2 жыл бұрын
@@11Survivor there is a mod for that called voltairs nightmare or something
@Berchh2 жыл бұрын
Nobody does that pal
@kingpredator117 Жыл бұрын
That’s me bro
@MrSaywutnow5 жыл бұрын
The Arumba impersonation was excellent. If you had complained about how shitty cavalry is in EU4, it would have been perfect.
@OMalacarn5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha "cavalry is bad!" hahahahahaha
@MrKonfekta5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanschroeder4871 this guy😅😅☝️☝️
@agamemnonofmycenae52585 жыл бұрын
The cavalry is situational and only needed in low quantities.2 to flank from both sides and an army 2 units bigger than the enemy.Also cavalry becomes weaker as time goes on(because infantry becomes way stronger)so in the end it's not worth it to have it eat resources(but at this point it doesn't matter because you are massive if you contemplate the efficiency of cavalry).Bs ideas are not included,like Hordes and Polan
@Lcavila945 жыл бұрын
Ajit Adonis Manilal Min Max’s Sends nation into spiraling debt because “if I get these 12 extra monarch points in a year it justifies the 24 gold that is continuously cascading into debts” *30 years and 22 episodes later is still wondering if it’s worth taking a certain province is financially worth it in terms of manpower. *3 consecutive bad gold events later* “See this one thing I don’t like about this game” Me: for fuck sakes this the third campaign this has happened and you should know but now the game will fuck you over. Meanwhile Florry “Okay so Im about sail to China become Chinese, then Indian, then become the Mughal as France. Simultaneously burn Iberia become emperor, conquer the Far East, take loans, take everyone’s money, rocket inflation, squeeze Asia and colonizing nations with an army so large it nearly dies from attrition. 1605, ight *lights 5th cig* I’m about truce break even my mother Me: you’re fucking insane aren’t you
@damianmares53385 жыл бұрын
@@agamemnonofmycenae5258 yet I use probably more like 20-30% cavalry in my armies, and I never build more than 10 cannon regiments in a army, never ever Don't ask really why I do this, but if I ever have to choose between being historicaly accurate and being more efficient, I say fuck efficiency every damn time If only paradox would fix cav....
@apuapustaja15 жыл бұрын
and then there is florry, who is the "make sure game is exploited at every point" type
@tuss74255 жыл бұрын
What a legend
@hashimbokhamseen78775 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@devioustea5 жыл бұрын
Florry just knows how to destroy the game from the inside. Hes god.
@animewarrior35 жыл бұрын
You mean arumba? Honestly thats been more arumba lately. He hasnt pulled out a good excel sheey recently
@apuapustaja15 жыл бұрын
@@animewarrior3 arumba falls under the excel sheet category
@themlgsovietprussian10305 жыл бұрын
That drew durnil impression at the end was spot on!
@tharnstonewall20055 жыл бұрын
> Sees big youtuber isn't comment pinned 🤔
@ebolarat5 жыл бұрын
Im the guy who does really well, gets bored, then quits 2/3rds through
@Unknown-fz4kx5 жыл бұрын
Yea mid to late games so monotonous, I only really form other nations and quit lmao
@Mylander695 жыл бұрын
I never quit because then I would fail the people of the glorious nation of *insert whatever I'm paying as here*
@9_98765 жыл бұрын
@@Mylander69 ulm
@mikearsen45805 жыл бұрын
Same, i have 600hours and still never get to 1821
@yellow_triad5 жыл бұрын
That's me playing most Paradox games tbh
@Angloic5 жыл бұрын
You forgot nationalists always picks his own country
@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl4625 жыл бұрын
And what if he is german and plays as Ulm?
@Angloic5 жыл бұрын
@@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462 he is living in ulm city
@finntinus27195 жыл бұрын
Got me... -_- But after over a thousand hours I played Italy... than Japan but NEVER Russia. Guess who I am! XD
@alekviktor78225 жыл бұрын
A singleplayer scrub
@finntinus27195 жыл бұрын
@@alekviktor7822 XD
@PeterP_5 жыл бұрын
"1: Wooden PC" **REPORT. I'm in this picture and I dont like it.**
@14thbattlegroupcommander5 жыл бұрын
Me playing in a potato: AH YES A WORTHY OPONENT
@PeterP_5 жыл бұрын
@@14thbattlegroupcommander The worst part is I can't afford better machines lol.
@stupidperson92505 жыл бұрын
@@PeterP_ I can't afford the dlc
@LudietHistoria4 жыл бұрын
@Stardust Science me too brudah xD You know the mod History and Empires? I made that mod xD
@brandemon66674 жыл бұрын
@@LudietHistoria Do you have a link?
@ScreamingManiac5 жыл бұрын
Playing as the Ottomans is already cheating as far as im concerned
@darthimperious15944 жыл бұрын
Haha, ikr? I boot em up only after I've had a really bad run of rng, so I can enjoy being overpowered for a bit. Then its back to real playthroughs.
@Persh11114 жыл бұрын
Yeah right. Unless you are noob, my mates were joking that I will go bankroupt in 10 years when I played Otto last time. Well they were wrong, I had a coalition smashing my country by 1452 xpppppp
@darthimperious15944 жыл бұрын
@@Persh1111 Playing as the Ottomans is what taught me about coalitions in the first place, haha. Before them, I was always running out of manpower long before I could cause a coalition. I was so afraid of using loans to merc up. Ah, how I've learned...
@abyssmoon69404 жыл бұрын
cheating is playing butua or castile
@aranayunsombrero95484 жыл бұрын
@@Persh1111 Venice..... It is always Venice...... I am 500 hours played now...... And i am unable to have My revenge........
@josephinebecker74105 жыл бұрын
Women one is pretty spot on considering I basically don't exist anyways
@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg5 жыл бұрын
Josephine Becker you don't your the figment of your own imagination creating a paradox causing everyone to have shared hallucinations of you. You do not exist every time you sleep you die, life is just an illusion caused by death and death doesn't exist.
@Mylander695 жыл бұрын
@@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg Are you a young man on acid?
@sparkleknight36795 жыл бұрын
@@Mylander69 It's called a philosopher
@suffy83965 жыл бұрын
Josephine Becker I too doubt my existence
@josephinebecker74105 жыл бұрын
@Aggressive Tubesock I was gonna say if you want jail time but the typical person to comment something like that on a KZbin video is probably about 11 so
@nyanard5 жыл бұрын
"Ah i wont cheat this time" 10 minutes later seen all my neighbours already have higher tech than me 'adm dip mil'
@braincoolo93995 жыл бұрын
Heretic! The real tech command is "tech 10"
@angelkitty115 жыл бұрын
@@braincoolo9399 Tech 100
@Alex-wu7ue5 жыл бұрын
Powerpoints
@angelkitty114 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-wu7ue found this command thanks to you. im tired of typing adm 9999 and then dip 9999 and then mil 9999 lmao i also edited the game so the cap is 9999 instead of just 999
@jiachensun26324 жыл бұрын
Angel Dela Cruz But if you use the tech points, all points will turn back to 999. Only if you use those tech points to upgrade your tech level, you won’t waste this cheating advantage.
@Muhammed5525 жыл бұрын
1-bloober type 2-development type 3-hunting achievements type 4- Nostalgic type 5-colonize type 6-Horde monarchy or republic types those r my guesses :)
@tolgaener89455 жыл бұрын
roleplaying type
@mbrusyda94375 жыл бұрын
Horde.. monarchy? Blasphemy! Once horde stays horde!
@zandaroos5535 жыл бұрын
People use the development system?
@Muhammed5525 жыл бұрын
@@zandaroos553 well am sure eu4 has some geeks lol
@cekoforbidden93175 жыл бұрын
Im a reform roman empire type. No matter what nation i starts with ))#
@Muhammed5525 жыл бұрын
Play as ottomans and yet cheats oh lord wait and yet use terrain mode :D
@jester-nn2tz5 жыл бұрын
Ne? Anlamadım
@francojavierfazio96702 жыл бұрын
Probablemente estaba jugando con Athenas xd
@jovalin59395 жыл бұрын
If Excel guy is doing that well with Ryukyu I feel it is not my place to judge his methods.
@m16fermy3 жыл бұрын
God how true that is
@pozloadescobar3 жыл бұрын
No kidding dude, looks like a fun playthrough
@belyifon2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking i alone is excel guy lol But i use nootbook actually I have table of year monarch points per skill to spend with no looses in techs and my last calculation is world’s grain production (923 in my 1571)
@belyifon2 жыл бұрын
Do u guys think select espionage as fourth idea is good for forming Rome before WQ? (Bazilevs included) I also have trade, administrative and influence
@LeonEdwardsGoat4 ай бұрын
@@belyifonWhat is WQ? Are you talking about rome into world conquest?. If so then no. Trade and espionage arent for doing wc, atleast not in the first 6 slots. By then it should be about wrapping up as you will always be in multiple wars with smaller nations so you can take anything if you want to. Wc ideasets are: Admin Diplo Infl Relig Humanist Where you can only use humanist if youre hindu or someone with high tolerances, religious if you can utilise the CB well pre-imperialism, if youre european powerhouse you wanna do both. You just take 1 or maybe 2 mil ideas in the first 6 ideasets, generally offensive is good but a bit later on, like slots 5 or 6. Watch SiuKing wc ideas video, although its outdated you will learn how to think about it.
@noaccount45 жыл бұрын
nerf byzantium
@LudietHistoria4 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOO, BUFF BYZANTIUM XXXXXXDDDD :p
@nikosgrecia93594 жыл бұрын
@Mārcis Bukovskis xD
@turplexx2334 жыл бұрын
@@LudietHistoria haha cannonballs go brr
@nathanrog067 ай бұрын
@@LudietHistoria Ludi was as wise as he is now, Byzantium is never strong enough (real)
@davidnavratil53495 жыл бұрын
I love how the cheater was already playing as Ottomans.
@thraxmd98045 жыл бұрын
i am definatelly the wooden pc guy
@perrypro12635 жыл бұрын
my potato pc can run EU IV at the speed of sound! But my sound level is always 0%
@cekoforbidden93175 жыл бұрын
U have to download ram 8gb and vga 2gb for your pc
@quocvietophu16275 жыл бұрын
@@cekoforbidden9317 lmao
@ScreamingManiac5 жыл бұрын
My wooden pc runs great... after i turn down all the graphics settings and use mods that lower the graphics quality even further
@miguelmontenegro35205 жыл бұрын
@@ScreamingManiac Hahaha thats me in every game, even in the old ones. TW Empire cant run If there are many units, than my armies are aways small and strugling to cover the flanks 🤣
@KAISERVS5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vapingcat54064 жыл бұрын
no
@Testimony_Of_JTF4 жыл бұрын
@@vapingcat5406 Yes
@vapingcat54064 жыл бұрын
@@Testimony_Of_JTF no
@superkreator90844 жыл бұрын
lol
@tammogrote8004 жыл бұрын
Kaiser vs die Legende grüße aus Deutschland
@saelk095 жыл бұрын
1:39 The history will never forget the tottomans
@mufarisfa39393 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I played eu4, somebody has made a claim on my land. And I was so frustrated "what do I do? What do I do?? Oh my god how do I remove this claim?" Now remembering it, it's so silly lmao
@issaczhang93585 жыл бұрын
hahaha,Chinese player here. we have our own ecosystem of EU4.The one that made me feel closer to reality was the "screen photographer", who laughed at the moment he took out his mobile phone. I think the most distinctive thing for Chinese players is that there are many "Romans" among us, in spirit. Whenever they see the fall of Constantinople, they will express anger or tears, and they will always shout "We need to hang the Governor of Venice." In other respects, there are too many Chinese players who are dissatisfied with the settings in East Asia. Some people quoted informative data to argue that MING should have more than 10,000 degrees of development in 1444. Some modders have produced "AU4", I think you can understand what I mean. I tried some mods that tried to make Asia more reasonable. They did, but Europe became extremely unreasonable: Russia usually couldn't get Siberia, and the Portuguese still had only about 30 American provinces in 1821. I think the fundamental difference lies in the huge difference between Eastern and Western cultures, so that the system designed for one player can't always understand the other. For myself, I also play games with personal emotions. I usually limit Europeans to Europe - through endless wars or diplomacy, in general to stop any colonial activity of Europeans - you Europeans can't take the gold of Native Americans and then take the lead in capitalism, if you are really good, then It is within the European continent to decide who is the manifest denisty. Sometimes due to too much uncolonized land, Timur will begin to colonize Australia, and Mamluk will begin to colonize South America. In short, I am very grateful to paradox for making such a great game. I am surprised to find so many EU4 players here. I closed the reply notification, so if you want to reply to me, I am sorry that I can't reply to you. I just talked about my experience and feelings, I hope to bring you some thoughts. The collision of thinking is the most interesting!
@ZlewikkTV5 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is another level of comment. Thank you!
@makky62395 жыл бұрын
Very interesting
@manooxi3275 жыл бұрын
Interesting Tnx for sharing
@shih-chiehlee74885 жыл бұрын
精 罗 落 泪 A Roman from the Heart cries
@ffls7755 жыл бұрын
Very Interesting.
@rekoken29115 жыл бұрын
you forgot the elite enlightened gamers who play REAL nations like Pirate Malaya
@littlechemie54254 жыл бұрын
Lol not even playing as the real REAL nation of Fetishist Horde Pope
@gengarzilla16853 жыл бұрын
Form GB as Pirate Republic Cornwall and make Britannia truly rule the waves.
@spudeism4 жыл бұрын
Sub-species: HRE player - constantly at war, truce juggler extreme, in trance-like state does not respond to outside stimulus.
@dean10394 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely the roleplayer. I can't ever bring myself to do anything overtly ahistorical. For instance, annexing Japan as England would feel so wrong that if I did it, I'd immediately lose all interest in the playthrough and quit. I do diverge from history, but never to an unbelievable degree.
@lsf6984 жыл бұрын
Why is that unbelievable? In 17th century everyone would think way more probable an European country conquering Japan than conquering the whole Indian subcontinent. But we do know what happend after. A-historical is not unbelievable. And many historical achievements were unbelievable some time before happenning.
@cameronsprague1012 жыл бұрын
@@lsf698 because stupid people don't realize that reality takes place because of what came before. So artificially not taking actions because they weren't taken in an alternate timeline, which I can guarantee was already broken in other places, is actually always historically inaccurate because if you put real people in that scenario they wouldn't think "Let's not do something that wasn't done in an alternate timeline"...
@HonestObserver2 жыл бұрын
Conquering all of Japan is probably pretty logistically tough. Like maybe the Europeans could divide and conquer the clans against each other like they did the kingdoms in India but idk how plausible that is.
@oblivion53902 жыл бұрын
try conquering america as ming
@baseupp125 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely the wood computer it makes me sad man it takes an hour to get through 1 year
@donzetjr69885 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@СнежныйДжони5 жыл бұрын
@Ryan McCreedy 2009? woah woah we have a billionare here?
@RomaEternaVictrix4 жыл бұрын
1 hour to get 1 year wtf man ? you dont love yourself, dont you ? shit, i have a laptop dell and i can get in 1 hour 20-25 years if i play fast
@burak96915 жыл бұрын
woman part cracks me up :D
@ToyosatomimiNoThug5 жыл бұрын
Well it is true
@shahriarghasemianbamy11565 жыл бұрын
@United Europe minecraft is cool dude
@axelNodvon20475 жыл бұрын
Cruz I actually saw one girl play it before here on youtube but she took down the video
@josephinebecker74105 жыл бұрын
*cries in female*
@alexandrediaz41445 жыл бұрын
There is a couple, however when you see how cancerous the community is (at least in mp) they kinda hide lol.
@bananaman76355 жыл бұрын
I'm the guy who always plays at speed 5 and abuses the backup file glitch in Ironman
@leaveme35595 жыл бұрын
Damn I guess m not alone to that I use that before going to war so that I can get back if the war turned out bad
@rrai19995 жыл бұрын
@@leaveme3559 I think literally everyone who plays the game does this! lmao
@greekcommie6215 жыл бұрын
Me too
@hardcorelevelingwarrior63244 жыл бұрын
exact same here. Speed 5, rarely 4, and before any major action I do I create a backup in case it goes wrong. Don't have the time to redo everything, nor do I want to. Plus I'm still learning the game (250 hours).
@rrai19994 жыл бұрын
@Carter Dulka it's literally the only thing that makes the game playable, without it one mistake ruins entire 8 hour long achievement runs lol
@abrvalg3215 жыл бұрын
1:42 Arumba?)) btw savescammers were not represented
@AnglosArentHuman5 жыл бұрын
That is because nearly everyone everyone in the EU4 community savescums, to some degree or another.
@MrSaywutnow5 жыл бұрын
1:00 is obviously Florry
@cekoforbidden93175 жыл бұрын
True lol. I would only compare my army limit, morale and discipline before the war which is more simple lol, and works! Edit : i did savescum sometimes, but most of the time i let it be without
@rendigmor5 жыл бұрын
@@cekoforbidden9317 there are times where savescumming seems necessary... rng comes to mind.
@cekoforbidden93175 жыл бұрын
@@rendigmor especially when u suddenly fell into regency after increasing army maintenance for the next war )))
@Redshift20775 жыл бұрын
lmao I am the roleplayer for sure
@alexbaseball46845 жыл бұрын
Joseph Stalin me too.
@GeorgiosMichalopoulos4 жыл бұрын
most fun to play
@flowerpower20673 жыл бұрын
agree
@Liam-iv7wk5 жыл бұрын
Then you have Drew Durmil who erases an entire continent or switches Florida and Italy to see what happens.
@gengarzilla16854 жыл бұрын
He's actually never switched Florida and Italy, to my knowledge. That's Denmark and Korea.
@JotaGC5 жыл бұрын
Ah shit, you got me with the last one, I once played as Hamburg without conquering shit 'till I got bored in the 1750s and decided to take over weaker nations
@lothairthecommiemonarch84885 жыл бұрын
Stay woke fam,play tall
@placeholder87685 жыл бұрын
my favourite Europa Universalis IV player is Zlewikk TV.
@placeholder87685 жыл бұрын
Mohan Sandal no, I just have a disease known as ‘love of watching some polish guy on the Internet put nations in a dlc simulator game against each other’ itis
@placeholder87685 жыл бұрын
Mohan Sandal 1. it’s called a joke. 2. Yes, adults do say ‘My favourite _____ is _____’, even seriously. It’s called expression your enjoyment or love of something, or someone.
@placeholder87685 жыл бұрын
Mohan Sandal well, you’re in luck.
@MrTupac244 жыл бұрын
My favorite player is me
@ivlivscaesar58985 жыл бұрын
Did I hear *Waifu Universalis?* I must contact my sources and notify them of this.
@crqf2010ruler5 жыл бұрын
"Screenshot wanker actually takes out a picture out of his screen" What's more funny is that I also do that sometimes
@alexdunn46965 жыл бұрын
I never do actual SS, only photos with my phone. I am not connected any voice app or social media through my laptop, so SS is just annoying to do.
@debariesai5 жыл бұрын
I guess No 7 was Arumba...
@jjoskar52485 жыл бұрын
Arumba deserves his own type, play one year per 30 mins
@TheKrouton5 жыл бұрын
@@jjoskar5248 Without a wooden PC.
@GamingOnTheSpectrumGR5 жыл бұрын
@@jjoskar5248 Nah fam we get real time action and get a year per year.
@benpage50885 жыл бұрын
Gia [Monster, Preservernce, C. Neutral] lmfao
@Solon15815 жыл бұрын
0:38 So, I'm invisible? Thanks for telling me!
@redoak45435 жыл бұрын
g-guys holy shit theres actually a girl here
@danielhuber57135 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows girls aren't real.
@ayindephulgence49505 жыл бұрын
You guys have been fooled buy the Cia into thinking women exist
@meltedicecreamsandwich5 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Blank a cyborg made by the CIA to collect sperm so they can make more men for wars
@MaXiMoS545 жыл бұрын
its a trap!
@juleksz.57855 жыл бұрын
You forgot about 11 type - polish. He always plays as Poland trying to destroy Germany, Teutonic Order, Pomeria and Russia, also befriending Hungary and Lithuania.
@lothairthecommiemonarch84885 жыл бұрын
He didn't forget it-he was there throughout the whole video. Subtly.
@fundyracer56484 жыл бұрын
Then there is me, the historian, who tries to make the borders as historically accurate as possible and even sells provinces to others if it looks shit
@LudietHistoria4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 40k Zlewikk! I still remember when you had 5k, you went up so fast man! Wanna see you get 100k GO GO GO :D
@nuncasaberas59263 жыл бұрын
0:12 Imagine not having muscular memory of 3/4 of the commands
@maxterhex5 жыл бұрын
I am: noob RP player with wooden PC.
@gidijonen79665 жыл бұрын
Same but also cheater
@levihero20125 жыл бұрын
Early days:Cheater Now:Roleplayer Always: Noob
@Average-mi6ih3 жыл бұрын
The Excel guy is just a HOI4 player
@bobafett93485 жыл бұрын
Actually realized that slowed down EU4 music sounds badass.
@redoak45435 жыл бұрын
i like to roleplay because it's easy to just get ridiculously massive and its just unrealistic especially in Europe as there would be a balance of power war before you got too big
@periachi49613 жыл бұрын
I'm the player that alt f4's after losing a fight
@belyifon2 жыл бұрын
Understandable. But before i am also calculate how fast looses man recovers
@AlexS-oj8qf5 жыл бұрын
Fuck this bullshit I was sleepy then the video took a while to load, that fucking music startle me now I'm crying.
@vladbota90305 жыл бұрын
When you pulled out the excel, I felt that.
@zachariahjonahmaldonado58973 жыл бұрын
I cheat hard, got them all memorised. I see EU4 as more of a choose your own adventure story than a historical role play.
@hagenvi23845 жыл бұрын
100% sure that 8 is thanks to discord section. Basically there are 2 types of players. Normal ones and those disgusting snake things.
@fawkewe Жыл бұрын
1:20 small deital is Byzantium has some of there old lands back. This is the SECOND war he lost with Ai Byzantium.
@HenriqueRJchiki5 жыл бұрын
1:43 aka Arumba the master of useless information exposition
@MrSaywutnow5 жыл бұрын
While Arumba is deciding which idea to take, Florry is busy going bankrupt in the middle of a no CB war while attemptinging a world conquest as Shinto Ottomans with a Habsburg dynasty.
@DaedricGod4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSaywutnow you forgot about the coalition thats 1 year from declaring
@rjohn12773 жыл бұрын
I feel unnecessarily called out at #2 lmao. I don't do it as often as I used to, but part of me if like "But if I type "Integrate TUR" as the Byzantines, I can beat the Ottomans WITHOUT using a BudgetMonk guide that would practically guarantee I win if I follow it and try enough"
@pinkpersona3 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, at the very start we've all lost to byzantium as tottomans
@DonLimpioZX3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest: when I first tried HOI3 (my first Paradox game ever, it's complex as hell), I was unable to fight Poland as Germany, lol. That was on normal difficulty too.
@thijsv04863 жыл бұрын
I did not
@colefahie97842 жыл бұрын
I fit the role player to much and keep thinking eu4 is just like Vicky
@eleklenardsebescan76634 жыл бұрын
Being excell guy is so hard. But my brain wont allow me to relax
@belyifon2 жыл бұрын
I am after 5 years break try to make Bazilevs, WQ and OneFaith with this personality :) Do u still play?
@fredrikengstrom21079 ай бұрын
Forgot: Achievement hunter (every playthrough to get an achievement) The quitter (1k hours played but never reached last year of the game) Chain saver (Doesnt play Ironman, saves the game everytime somthing positive happens, reload if negative).
@valandes18615 жыл бұрын
I usually stop expanding when I reach the modern boarder, or, France, Germany, italy
@dodolulupepe4 жыл бұрын
same I love playing historically
@mingsical80395 жыл бұрын
When i was a noob, i first tried to play as uzbek, cuz it had the biggest name= could be the strongest in game. And i didnt use CBs at all, cuz i didnt understood anything
@willtrap4food6985 жыл бұрын
As a horde nation you don’t need CBs to declare war lol, it’s like a special ability
@Twigs18364 жыл бұрын
I love how that Manchu player didn't form Qing until they conquered all of Eurasia. Like bro, I'm pretty sure Heaven was smiling upon you for quite a while.
@olbradley4 жыл бұрын
2:13 Can someone tell me who the hell takes a screenshot with their phone?
@candeks65794 жыл бұрын
That's the jk bro
@Jayako124 жыл бұрын
Go to the Reddit
@acharndael91594 жыл бұрын
after playing 3.500+ hours, you can be pretty much anything, depends on your daily mood
@R3GARnator5 жыл бұрын
My dude, you should do Crusader Kings II.
@tobiasL19914 жыл бұрын
Haha why is this such a good list, great video!
@Jacob.Strauss5 жыл бұрын
1:05 Korean EU4 players
@hashimbokhamseen78775 жыл бұрын
lol
@DaxCorsiar4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Scumsavers. Lmfao. “I’ve seen the future and I know exactly what they’re capable of”.
@ГригорийГ-ч4н3 жыл бұрын
Advisor: I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures. Basileus: In how many did we win? Advisor: One...
@awidyanugraha63745 жыл бұрын
play Ottoman and cheat? y shame
@McDeathXX5 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty funny, thank you from saving my breakfast with actual good content :)
@historygirl67325 жыл бұрын
The guy who pairs the most powerful countries together. Moscow - Berlin Axis was creat- wait wrong game.
@mentino15565 жыл бұрын
I consider Number 1 as a personal attack and i was honestly so shocked by such defamation that i'm taking this issue to court. see you there
@stacuu22225 жыл бұрын
i guess that everyone is sometimes all of this types at once :)
@lotredomunsa76185 жыл бұрын
Being a male and a female... nope :D
@stacuu22225 жыл бұрын
@@lotredomunsa7618 how dare you assume my gender('s)?!?!? xDDDDDD
@leaveme35595 жыл бұрын
How can u be a role player and wc thug
@stacuu22225 жыл бұрын
@@leaveme3559 dunno, gotta ask Adolf H. He was waaaaay too much into both
@toha-imbisil3 жыл бұрын
Несмотря на то что я не знаю этот ваш инглиш, я понял все что было в этом видео
@colindavies64635 жыл бұрын
What type would be listening to a podcast in the background while playing?
@aliaslispector7244 жыл бұрын
You forgot the dude who reloads a save every time he loses a battle
@goatofgaming96304 жыл бұрын
Used to be me but now I don't and learn how to relax when something doesn't go well
@elycekinzer62445 жыл бұрын
Hey, I played this as a girl... Now I’m a boy ;D
@greenghost66915 жыл бұрын
Whoah.
@EgnachHelton4 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't have gone hunting. Hunting bad :)
@giacomodaureliodarpino75944 жыл бұрын
I played this as a boy... Now I am a girl ;)
@emi_13374 жыл бұрын
@@giacomodaureliodarpino7594 me too :)
@giacomodaureliodarpino75944 жыл бұрын
@@emi_1337 Nice ^^
@triersero27632 жыл бұрын
1:13 west Africa being taken out in a second is spot on
@AdmarilDarius5 жыл бұрын
The royalty free music, it burns!
@watapizza12255 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guy who plays in iron man mode, declares a war, loose it and then starts another hoi4 game
@cs03454 жыл бұрын
Then theres the guy who plays ironman mode, gets a shitty heir, gets stackwiped and then loads the backup save
@multimeter28595 жыл бұрын
0/10 no Siu-king impersonation
@Diegossdelarosa4 жыл бұрын
A roleplay sub-type: the guy that plays with his own country and is very afraid to start a war and risk thousands of his countrymen lives.
@gilgamesh70555 жыл бұрын
Then there are the "enlightened master-race" who bought Civ 5 with all DLC for only 10dollars
@ejs67584 жыл бұрын
lol
@Someone-by6jm4 жыл бұрын
meh 200 for a masterpiece is better than 10 for a crappy game
@cs03454 жыл бұрын
@@Someone-by6jm Way less if you get them on sale
@mjw-dc2wo5 жыл бұрын
Number 7 is me in a nutshell, always considering values and etc. Always plotting out strategies... of how to beat my enemies, it’s sad how accurate this is... XD
@Miritamokuu5 жыл бұрын
I'm Cheater But in Hearts Of Iron IV
@DuLzzPKC5 жыл бұрын
and vicky2
@SeventhListener3 жыл бұрын
As for the second one: at some point, you don't even need a sheet anymore
@Daniel-jm7ts5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm maby a cheater... I need military points to oppress these rebels ok please do t judge me
@Daniel-jm7ts5 жыл бұрын
@@yannick4895 well when Im talking about rebels I mean 30k Tunisian rebels and 10k pope rebels and 5k Albanian rebels and I'm Naples with only 25k soldiers
@jamesyap83645 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-jm7ts Kill them one stack at a time.
@user-dr6bc4jc8y5 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-jm7ts killing rebels is very satisfying, like "die you rebel scum!!"
@nyanard5 жыл бұрын
Solution:Dont do expansion
@shadowguardian36124 жыл бұрын
Rebels are weak except the prentender ones
@michatarzan75953 жыл бұрын
I would unironically love to watch this Lubeck game
@CEKROM5 жыл бұрын
2:06 I make screenshots too, but not with my smartphone =D
@piotrgrosek18245 жыл бұрын
2.137%, huh? I see what you did there
@daglar29915 жыл бұрын
Lol roleplayer is me. I love to feel like a leader of my nation and try my best instead of winning of the battles.
@flowerpower20673 жыл бұрын
same
@anonnymous13125 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guys who only play at speed 5
@lsf6984 жыл бұрын
Me!
@marinagutierrez34875 жыл бұрын
I’m a woman and i love eu4 🤦🏻♀️💕
@leaveme35595 жыл бұрын
Blasphemy
@marinagutierrez34875 жыл бұрын
The Kamal Kartik Facts 🤷🏼♀️💞
@pedrocascales14535 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable!
@BlackBull.5 жыл бұрын
Marina Gutierrez wait, that is illegal
@marinagutierrez34875 жыл бұрын
S LS It's not the first illegal thing I do😹☺️
@americantruckeringermany83942 жыл бұрын
the outsider: wtf are any of you talking about??
@kyallokytty5 жыл бұрын
Tfw I'm a woman and play eu4 *turns into dust*
@ZlewikkTV5 жыл бұрын
Ofc they can, according to my youtube analytics, 2% of my viewers are female (imcluding my fiancee). I'm just overexaterating the situation and making fun of it :P
@arturo07275 жыл бұрын
XD
@Mr.0s2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Custom Nation players like myself, who do the most creative ideas and just overall have fun in the game. Or make most powerful nation that you can make to get adviements
@dziadziumil21145 жыл бұрын
There is always that one friend who is "just clicking" without plan and end winning whole MP
@ZlewikkTV5 жыл бұрын
I plan separate video for MP players
@Jayako123 жыл бұрын
Zlewikk, you need to remaster these one, it is just wonderful!
@LordVarangian5 жыл бұрын
Modder gang where you at?
@stiopagaming90505 жыл бұрын
Here!
@flemish40015 жыл бұрын
am i a modder tho XD
@LordVarangian5 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark
@flemish40015 жыл бұрын
@@LordVarangian who is mark
@olbradley4 жыл бұрын
I'm the excel guy who always over-complicates and over-thinks things and never achieves the very thing I wanted to do.