This was basically like 10 prison cooking videos in one! Annnnnnd we almost caught the microwave on fire during this. Lol hope you enjoy and if you do, please help this video reach 6,000 likes! Thank you all for the love and support!
@DatActiveGuy7 жыл бұрын
Joe I like watching your videos. I like how you show the brighter side of being locked up in the Feds I hope you get far you deserve it.
@rndargis07 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love your show :D
@rockyharris14267 жыл бұрын
Best video so far joe.. I love it!! My Best friend caught a case and I pass of this info in every phone call and even send him letters explaining what you say and how to cook all the prison meals. You have been a big help for a couple guys who's never been in jail. Joe, do a video on how much it cost to actually live well in prison. I keep asking people and I swear its a million dollar question. Because nobody can give me a good average someone needs to live well in prison.
@bluejedi7237 жыл бұрын
Are you guys handing out Junie cakes or top ramen for halloween?
@Xlulu-et6nd7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow I just realized that you have the same microwave as me xD good job on your videos by the way keep it up! ^w^
@puffdaddy45373 жыл бұрын
Haven’t been to prison but I was locked up in county for 14 months. This video brings back memories. I remember my first night in jail, the homie gave me a bag of ramen. I went straight to the dry ramen method cause I didn’t want to ask anyone for a bowl or spork. When they saw that, they all offered to make some for me in “their way”. Turned into a competition among the whole pod over who could make the best ramen. I got lucky asf in the pod I was locked up in, hardly any violence, no extortion, no racism, everyone was always helping each other out when feeling down or low on commissary. The tattoo guy would give people free work on special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries, etc). The Bible study group would help new comers shake their addictions. The fitness dude would lead workouts every morning and night. The old timers would play cards all day and teach the youngins. God damn I’m gettin sentimental thinking bout it , miss those mfs fr.
@CleenisNOThere3 жыл бұрын
Those people are probably the most kindest people ever
@giornogiovanna99583 жыл бұрын
"Nah, lemme cook-" "Hell no, I'll do it!" "How about we make a bet...." "Twenty dollars-" "Deal!"
@sucklecoque57443 жыл бұрын
So you went to prison and your name tag is puff daddy...... Thats sus. Did you get yo rectum checked in there, p diddy?
@TheirsHopewithJesusChrist_2773 жыл бұрын
@@giornogiovanna9958 more like 40 ramens!! 😂😂
@nitorrdm3 жыл бұрын
Why a spork tho?
@OMGMuslims7 жыл бұрын
we used to do all this, except we never went to prison we were just poor.
@connorcasey26667 жыл бұрын
OMG Muslims! Bro same we had a box full of ramen in our house at all times and that was it so me and my brothers and sisters had to get creative
@dtrchris41367 жыл бұрын
OMG Muslims! I know the struggle
@stealthysquid80967 жыл бұрын
Lol same here.
@rileymabry.56267 жыл бұрын
^
@madi23877 жыл бұрын
^^
@Kafen8d6 жыл бұрын
What I love about this is how countless other channels attempt to show you "different ways to cook Ramen" while they scramble for stupid ideas. But this, this right here, is straight from the horse's mouth, purely from experience, and you can tell that in your presentation, and in everything you create. It's genuine and amazing. Keep it up man, I'm glad you're free to make this content for us.
@nanithehecc56166 жыл бұрын
You’re giving somebody who’s actually giving a detailed explanation some sort of issue via their name. Wonderful, 10/10.
@mauimuzik80896 жыл бұрын
That one was directed at Sensation AI
@stephanieann66226 жыл бұрын
Sensation Al As if your name is any better.
@ndrthrdr15 жыл бұрын
I always take culinary advice from criminal lowlife losers.
@veecam87544 жыл бұрын
Dude sound like he in a wrestling show lol
@Bentennial4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@kerrykaos63083 жыл бұрын
Lol he does dont he hahaha
@GyeongmiBaeb3 жыл бұрын
A bit too extreme
@michaelhall7363 жыл бұрын
He could definitely pull off some great promos. If not a wrestler he could be someone's manager so that's a win-win.
@billyfry90153 жыл бұрын
Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumble
@Aeronishere6 жыл бұрын
Next video: *How to make a microwave in prison*
@brandenzobal57935 жыл бұрын
The county I was in we had heaters that we can turn on using our toenail clippers and that's how we cooked our Roman noodles or fried or tortillas
Thank you, this video has as much filler as a ramen styrofoam cup
@jaymexa89394 жыл бұрын
k i idk bruh
@user-kx2zv7tg3u4 жыл бұрын
Sam Tinkle Video got More filler then Naruto
@Retr0vane4 жыл бұрын
GOD! Cannot thank you enough
@anuvette4 жыл бұрын
Idk why everyone complaining bout fillers coz the guy honestly didn't stretch anything and he was entertaining thruout
@kwest4k7 жыл бұрын
Just realized I watched a thirty minute video about cooking ramen
@andrew-ss8jz6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Nate-kc2wf6 жыл бұрын
it's interesting
@canadarocks8386 жыл бұрын
Person 900 it was fun tho
@jw-zy7oz6 жыл бұрын
Same
@neonickhaos48116 жыл бұрын
Person 900 worth it
@graysonmartin19626 жыл бұрын
6ix9ine has joined the chat*
@honkhonk80096 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@amrishsahni30046 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@isdatbochi6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jasonchristian52046 жыл бұрын
Exactly🤣🤣
@christ-lives-in-me6 жыл бұрын
Apollo mvp
@awkwardberry-gacha66925 жыл бұрын
Im only 12 but... *just in case*
@bulgarianpigeon40805 жыл бұрын
Same
@ignoringthewrld85075 жыл бұрын
@@bulgarianpigeon4080 same
@Hammer2015 жыл бұрын
It'll come in handy in college guys 😂
@ignoringthewrld85075 жыл бұрын
@@Hammer201 I know it sure will broke ass college students
@letsargue93145 жыл бұрын
AK elfz that’s like saying having a mansion makes you poor
@hectorsoto65284 жыл бұрын
Prisoner: Why’d you stab me? Me: you had 10 ramen bounty
@adriangamex26534 жыл бұрын
This is actually funny
@LubyLifts4 жыл бұрын
That’s so true thought
@normee99054 жыл бұрын
copied
@Dbtseem67004 жыл бұрын
I need my noodles Cuh
@AllanTurner134 жыл бұрын
Nothing personnel kid
@michaelkaru45055 жыл бұрын
The 14k dislikes were the guys waiting for the microwave
@turtrenold85325 жыл бұрын
ME: AY YO HURRY THE FUCK UP WIT DAT MICROWAVE MAN HIM: IM MAKIN A COOKIE MAN ME: I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO COOKIE MAN HURRY THE FUCK UP
@drainjesuss5 жыл бұрын
michael amvs 😂
@drainjesuss5 жыл бұрын
michael amvs M
@TactiPandaYT5 жыл бұрын
Now it’s 5k lmao
@kurco29055 жыл бұрын
5.4k now
@trvpmoneyg54455 жыл бұрын
"You done with the microwave already you've been in there for three hours!!" lmfao😂😂
@mychemicalryanross43956 жыл бұрын
I’ve been eating dry ramen noodles for ever, they have they’re own taste.
@shaunhalstead54396 жыл бұрын
Sea Grape their*
@mychemicalryanross43956 жыл бұрын
Shaun Halstead I don’t give a fuck*
@djlyons6 жыл бұрын
@@mychemicalryanross4395 💀
@Thundralight5 жыл бұрын
its called prison popcorn
@brodyhoneywell98354 жыл бұрын
Did I just spend 30 minutes watching a grown man teach me 10 ways to cook ramen in prison..
@jakobriggle94983 жыл бұрын
Yes yes u did
@DefinitelyNotTheATF_3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@brayanmendoza46063 жыл бұрын
Yea i think u did
@shellymorin81573 жыл бұрын
Affirmative jimbo
@bernardreed10023 жыл бұрын
Yes, you did and I did too.
@Mrbadassovrhere7 жыл бұрын
Prison? More like college
@jaytherockman95307 жыл бұрын
alexander deluna same thing honestly
@droid1s9207 жыл бұрын
JayTheRockMan yeah
@thesidnams19057 жыл бұрын
SCHOOL!!!
@nandwhite61667 жыл бұрын
alexander deluna same rhing
@abigaildolan76727 жыл бұрын
What's the difference?
@gaberthetater01496 жыл бұрын
Imagine this conversation “I was in solitary once” “Why?” “I got in a fight cuz some guy was taking WAAAYYYY too long at the microwave”
@myaandvictoria13995 жыл бұрын
DungeonDude 01 😂
@stephaniemccumbee10575 жыл бұрын
No they really will fight ovet taking too long at the microwave
@amberhampton9785 жыл бұрын
That actually does happen
@juanitophillips95495 жыл бұрын
This really happens. Its not a joke
@aeoteroa8185 жыл бұрын
Shit really is serious though. Food is really serious in prison.
@saturngutz61686 жыл бұрын
“Call the police I’m ready to go back to jail!”
@saturngutz61686 жыл бұрын
Rayyan aziz I was quoting the video dumbass. And yep I’m actually gay goodjob
@elihernandez8006 жыл бұрын
Hes obviously a triggered muslim. No pun intended
@saturngutz61686 жыл бұрын
Eli Hernandez I’m a girl
@madcaptain7996 жыл бұрын
Eli Hernandez im a Muslim and that pun had me ded 😂😂😂😂😂
@shawty2blu3726 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 😂
@heartlesscaesar4427 Жыл бұрын
These videos are timeless, love you Joe
@maxthedesklamp42817 жыл бұрын
Mom walks in ''Son what are you making?'' ''Just makin some doodoo balls''
@nathancaruthers17207 жыл бұрын
MaxtheDesklamp makes sence
@martintorres79767 жыл бұрын
MaxtheDesklamp 😂
@sakgang31096 жыл бұрын
MaxtheDesklamp reading tht outloud just makes you laugh
@DominantVisuals3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@brayanmendoza46063 жыл бұрын
wHaT
@Kaislyng6 жыл бұрын
College starter pack
@Vortex-zb6be6 жыл бұрын
Akari Miko :3 just get a small loan of a million dollars
@chode-i-dis41196 жыл бұрын
Vortex 597 let it go it's NOT funny
@sethbrisby93126 жыл бұрын
Kvg Gs also unrelated
@powerd14326 жыл бұрын
Seth Brisby also unrelated
@anti1training6 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaasssss!
@Tracey..H4 жыл бұрын
And next up: How to escape prison with using just 3 bags of ramen and a toothbrush.
@bgemski7 жыл бұрын
“call the police department, i’m ready to go back to jail” i’m literally fucking crying bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fernlasdon58377 жыл бұрын
Brendan Gem when did he say dat.
@deshawnharris90253 жыл бұрын
Oml 😂😂shitt good ash
@TheKevinPlayShow3 жыл бұрын
@@fernlasdon5837 at 6:13
@worgyswares7 жыл бұрын
This is a 30 minute video and I ain't even mad.
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Worgy there's 10 recipes we're cooking in this! Just think how long it took us to film this.
@worgyswares7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow I can only imagine. More patience than I have, definitely. You guys are awesome though!
@isaac-vb1ng7 жыл бұрын
Worgy honestly
@jeffreymyers56627 жыл бұрын
Worgy I dig.
@thomasmccarty097 жыл бұрын
Worgy 30 mins I didn't look I'm out after the cookie one because it's on right now
@BasketballBuddies7 жыл бұрын
“That’s so good right there! Cody call the police department, I’m ready to go back to jail” 😂😂😂 6:13
@gavinthurman51836 жыл бұрын
Trevor Colbert laughed so damn hard😂
@anonymoussethturner8946 жыл бұрын
better get use to the taste of ramen then😂
@joshuakim10134 жыл бұрын
6:00 Me: wait ramen is Chinese food now? Gordon Ramsey: always has been Japan has left the chat
@satomon3 жыл бұрын
Now day Japanese ramen was come from china in 1900 , and the instant noodles was invente by Taiwanese
@connorjm75446 жыл бұрын
Me at 8 pm: I need to go go bed early to wake up full of energy. Me at 3 am: *this*
@MoralDWR6 жыл бұрын
I don't have videos, Go away lmao I'm watching this and its actually 3 a.m 😂
@beefcake91266 жыл бұрын
ITS LITERALLY 3:24 AM RM XDDD
@saintsarecoming136 жыл бұрын
Its 3:21 am and I'm watching this...
@ceciliaramirez87446 жыл бұрын
I don't have videos, Go away it's 3:05 for me 😂
@az0rist6 жыл бұрын
I don't have videos, Go away so generic
@WCGwkf5 жыл бұрын
As a kid I ate packs of ramen dry with the seasoning. It was sold in the vending machines (probably intended to cook) but I find it tastes good.
@vinnyk.92475 жыл бұрын
Where tf do you live with Roman noodles in vending machines. I'm moving wherever tf that is.
@killingfields65995 жыл бұрын
Vinny K. Roman noodles hahahahahaha
@maxmustermann12035 жыл бұрын
In Germany it's like a traditional thing under teens to eat them raw we always went to the kiosk (little store) and bought 2 yum yums (ramen) and two Capri suns it was a awesome time
@linaysteverson75855 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's really good I've when it like that for 4 years
@f3p5 жыл бұрын
In my school we have cup noodles in the vending machine
@stancepeda12876 жыл бұрын
I really just watched a guy cook ramen 10 ways on a Sunday
@FlawlessSpit6 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@NHGAFWYUTB6 жыл бұрын
Dude, I did it on a Thursday....
@princevaliant3776 жыл бұрын
you say that like it's a bad thing.
@jaredvasquez28516 жыл бұрын
Friday....lol
@dionyprince6 жыл бұрын
Jared Vasquez Saturday
@dylanbivins8473 жыл бұрын
Damn this was a trip back down memory lane of watching Joe. It's almost funny to believe at one point, Joe would have been so proud, ecstatic and truly happy just for a mere 6K views...and here we are 3 years later and this video has amassed an absolutely super impressive 3+ MILLION views! Way to go Joe, we are all proud of you and what you have done with APS! I will forever be rocking with APS & the gang! Much love brother!
@aziine7 жыл бұрын
Watching this for college and not prison 😂✌🏻
@redbullfan277 жыл бұрын
Same thing tho
@carkol7 жыл бұрын
isnt it all the same
@grimreaperslugs7 жыл бұрын
But you cant fucking spell it
@lordbeerus25367 жыл бұрын
H
@conormcgregor3607 жыл бұрын
T3TR1S Kandi dude college is prison
@brianc113886 жыл бұрын
10,000 Ramen noodles, over 7 years, is a little over 3 a day. So if you ate one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, every day that's probably right.
@aldoearredondo39435 жыл бұрын
r/theydidthemath
@ryanstill20775 жыл бұрын
Last time I was locked up I did 9 months and I averaged 4-6 packs a day I was 153 lbs when I went in came out at 198 lbs
@connerandbrandonroblox69325 жыл бұрын
Ryan Still *T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E*
@realestfucknigenergy5 жыл бұрын
Slipknotfan314 r/ihavereddit
@umadbroimatroll79185 жыл бұрын
Who only eats 1 pack though you need at least 2 or 3 to be satisfied from hunger
@Samuel_Figgle_thorn5 жыл бұрын
Stays in prison for 1 day. here's 150 ways to cook ramen
@melcasas64264 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dthomaswilliamson334 жыл бұрын
Also can make spark or flame 1000 ways
@AlexCruz-ms2yj3 жыл бұрын
Weekend warriors
@pinkiesvlogs22 жыл бұрын
Recipe swaps.
@zattlahabibi11374 жыл бұрын
i just realised i watched a grown man prepare the most basic food for 34 minutes and i didnt even pay attention to what he was cooking
@taylorjohnson93213 жыл бұрын
Nobody asked you to watch or put a gun to your head and made you watch it, you obviously watched it for a reason stop whining
@zattlahabibi11373 жыл бұрын
@@taylorjohnson9321 wtf are you even saying?
@kadeemkhan96197 жыл бұрын
Call the police department I'm ready to go back to jail😂😂😂😂
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Kadeem Khan lol there's some funny moments in this one. Lol
@boomhauertv176 жыл бұрын
I just wanted you to know that all of these aren't just for prison cooking. I am in college and live in a dorm and use these every week!!!
@phannypack39516 жыл бұрын
Boomhauer2017 i was poor and used them as a daily survival tool. Wtf.
@boomhauertv176 жыл бұрын
phanny pack trust me I understand. I am about $80,000 in debt. They were my lunch and dinner too.
@phannypack39516 жыл бұрын
Boomhauer2017 have fun working for the c and d students. Have some charisma and quit complaing about the fact you didn't even wanna go to college. Ur parents fucked you bro.
@boomhauertv176 жыл бұрын
phanny pack lmao okay sure. I will do that. But just thought you should know those C and D students...yeah that’s what my grades were. But it’s fine I understand where you come from.
@phannypack39516 жыл бұрын
Boomhauer2017 did u wanna go or did you wanna find urself instead of digging ur ass into a $700 momthly payments. Have fun bro. For real.
@josephedwards93286 жыл бұрын
I love you man. My moms in prison and youve helped her so much. When she calls i tell her something new she can try so thank you man.
@jrdeleon52456 жыл бұрын
Joseph Edwards free yo momma
@josephedwards93286 жыл бұрын
Thanks man.
@danielplays65836 жыл бұрын
Joseph Edwards free your moms my man 😥
@RyderG-y8q6 жыл бұрын
... most of the things he shows is not allowed and can get her more time
@ooferdoofer24526 жыл бұрын
What is your mom in for? Also sorry about your mom going there
@arthurmorgan72544 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Joe: doo doo balls are a treat in prison
@GrizzlyDave855 жыл бұрын
Was the hardest thing about prison all the dementors flying around?
@dracco90825 жыл бұрын
lmao
@connerandbrandonroblox69325 жыл бұрын
I’m too young I don’t wanna get expelled
@connerandbrandonroblox69325 жыл бұрын
And yes I’m a dweeb nerd and dork.
@lennonburke51405 жыл бұрын
He kidnapped the presidents daughter and he neva got caught neither
@youtubesucks11115 жыл бұрын
@@connerandbrandonroblox6932 no you're amazing
@MakeupMobster6 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I just watched a thirty minute video about Ramen noodles 🍜 but it was probably the most interesting video I’ve watched all month.
@jeffkeys23326 жыл бұрын
Makeup Mobster stupid people do stupid things
@MakeupMobster6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Keys yeah, do me a favor, don’t take your woman hating bullshit out on me. You’re picking the wrong one my friend.
@jeffkeys23326 жыл бұрын
Makeup Mobster at least I didn't watch a 30-minute video on ramen noodles
@MakeupMobster6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Keys really? Then maybe you should lay off the fucking drugs, because he is showing you several different ways to cook Ramen noodles in this video. The subject, as the title suggests; of the video is ramen noodles. Maybe you’re an idiot.
@jeffkeys23326 жыл бұрын
Makeup Mobster how can you insinuate Im on drugs when you're the one who watched a 30-minute video on ramen noodles
@shirongnl97886 жыл бұрын
What am i doing with my life.... Watching some guy making some ramen noodles....
@RAGEMASTER16 жыл бұрын
DORITOS NACHO CHEESE better than flying a plane into a skyscraper
@drinkthekoolaidkids6 жыл бұрын
Relax all of our actions are predetermined anyway ........ your doing what your ment to be doing .....
@feevrdreams6 жыл бұрын
i'm only watching this because im eating ramen
@MagicUserYumi25706 жыл бұрын
@@RAGEMASTER1 9/11
@ericjustasinner56956 жыл бұрын
@@feevrdreams i am out of them well the off name kind any way lol
@jessie.music14 жыл бұрын
I used to sneak eat those ramen "chips" in the middle of high school class. I hid them in my back pack lol
@blackyoshi47636 жыл бұрын
We gon be eating good noodles everyday -Tay K
@MekhiLuv6 жыл бұрын
Tay K gon pave the way
@gl1zzy9996 жыл бұрын
He's gonna need these ways to make ramen now lmao
@paseminaan6 жыл бұрын
Black Yoshi
@jamesp24086 жыл бұрын
It’s pimp gone be eating good noodles everyday
@blackyoshi47636 жыл бұрын
James P yea, I'm saying we the pimps.
@blockfrog5 жыл бұрын
I'm eating ramen noodles while watching this video hahahaha
@Chrisadeth5 жыл бұрын
Same homie
@ravynwoods59025 жыл бұрын
Same
@Hello-nj6pg4 жыл бұрын
blockfrog not same cri :(
@pubgmadman47104 жыл бұрын
Ayyye me too😂😂😂
@OrangeDiamond334 жыл бұрын
Did you enjoy them?
@ohhdelta15857 жыл бұрын
Loving the green screen I haven't watched your vids in a while man and the only thing that comes to mind is that you've improved so much!
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
ohh Delta thanks for saying so. We're always trying to do it bigger and better all the time.
@nachtwinkelservice75083 жыл бұрын
love all the vids man, not even from the USA. Just love the energy you put in. Respect
@-snowie-59426 жыл бұрын
Theirs microwaves in prison? Might as well bring my pizza rolls and shit.
@jimmypadgett42886 жыл бұрын
-Snowie- some prisons yes lol. Especially federal prisons.
@4265kitty6 жыл бұрын
-Snowie- 😂😂😂
@alexandraboltz64936 жыл бұрын
Almost all prisons
@somebodyoncetoldmethatthew74386 жыл бұрын
-Snowie- hi
@somebodyoncetoldmethatthew74386 жыл бұрын
-Snowie- -boi- girl
@EvannHoward4846 жыл бұрын
This is also great recipes for "I only have $10 until next Friday" diet.
@markharrison18896 жыл бұрын
Evann Howard I second that! !!
@pangaeamenslijk91836 жыл бұрын
For that maybe you could do a "poor man's lasagna", 2 of the "ramen cookies" described in this video with sliced hot dogs in between them and any sauce and/or cheese you like.
@yourpracticalfunnyguy37476 жыл бұрын
Evann Howard I think I love you
@h2ogaming9366 жыл бұрын
Evann Howard lol
@transamgirl44436 жыл бұрын
Evann Howard Fucked up thing is they cost a dollar or more in jail per pack
@yunghashtagofficial6 жыл бұрын
Shit just made me want some noodles 😂
@crackisntwack6 жыл бұрын
#Mike B Official come to my house I have like 60 packs
@yvngken6 жыл бұрын
#Mike B Official same
@yourpracticalfunnyguy37476 жыл бұрын
Well your noodles just made me shit...
@levimillero.g.o.b83776 жыл бұрын
#Mike B Official damn son you are everywhere bruh
@erictirone80016 жыл бұрын
I just went and made some, That shit made me hungry XD
@theheathensplank3 жыл бұрын
How to cover up the smell of smoke: more smoke. Also, I've eaten dry ramen noodles a lot just as the the noodle brick, not even broken up.
@DefinitelyNotTheATF_3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@theheathensplank3 жыл бұрын
@@DefinitelyNotTheATF_ no seasoning neither
@rockyplayzroblox31123 жыл бұрын
Dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
@rockyplayzroblox31123 жыл бұрын
What in the fuck is wrong wit you
@Faxy953 жыл бұрын
That shit must fly everywhere you barbarian hahaha, had em dry but not like that bro 😆😆👍
@fearofdark777 жыл бұрын
I spent 30 minutes learning how to cook noodles 9+1 ways. I regret nothing
@idontlikecottoncandy7 жыл бұрын
TAP. Studios THIS IS FUCKING KNOWLEDGE
@ibiro8686 жыл бұрын
lol this dude needs his own daytime network tv show
@Enders.paradise8886 жыл бұрын
ib iro yea
@rhythmf.44606 жыл бұрын
ib iro nah he should have complete control rather than some company or itll get stale fast
@pokemonmasters40285 жыл бұрын
The ramen “chips” are actually pretty good lol
@domino42934 жыл бұрын
Fax
@jaydanvu28204 жыл бұрын
Fr
@adambou93644 жыл бұрын
i used to eat that as a kid😂
@lakeleonard19744 жыл бұрын
Fr tho, eating them rn
@EphemeralDreamWhispers4 жыл бұрын
adam bou same
@Nunya_Bidness_533 жыл бұрын
Step 1: trade ramen for cigarettes Step 2: trade cigarettes fo' bootay Step 3: Wreck dat bootay "Bootay, is mo' important dan food. Bootay, is mo' important dan wawtah." - Fleece Johnson
@sanwichman61985 жыл бұрын
Ramen noodle so burnt I could almost smell it.. Oh shit I forgot I had some in the microwave
@viannccaa4 жыл бұрын
SanWichman619 HAHAhhvhhvgfGFFUJKBS
@your_average_content1903 жыл бұрын
@@viannccaa rip
@samirali88996 жыл бұрын
*Reads title : 10 ways to “Cook” ramen noodles in prison. 6:50 Dry 😂
@Asome3333e16 жыл бұрын
I just went to make me a snack for later tonight, or morning snack
@tawnix34276 жыл бұрын
I do that all the damn time 🤧 I must be in prison.
@ashtonhammond22216 жыл бұрын
this man went from making noodle cookies in prison to drinking donut-flavored keurig cups....you gotta respect the hustle
@markputnam49025 жыл бұрын
Lmao that's probably his momma's house tho 😂
@jimmyk53313 жыл бұрын
Yo I remember I commented on a video in the beginning of the year in 2017 before I went in and I just got out in August 2019! Prison changed my life for the better learned hella stuff in there Now I got a Great career and Life’s good! Like the videos brotha!
@AluminumDragonRawr7 жыл бұрын
I left partway through this video to make some ramen (with an egg, too!), then came back to watch the rest while eating my noodles. An egg scrambled into ramen with the flavor packet is so good.
@XBROWN47 жыл бұрын
lmao same, too tempting had to pause real quick
@Mimi-es1ho7 жыл бұрын
Try ramen with a soft boiled pouched egg, where the yolk is still runny...with the yolk running into the noodles...so yum
@onlyjuan73277 жыл бұрын
AluminumDragon how do you do it tho? Like , i fried 2 eggs first, then made the noodles ,then added them to a bowl and ate them and it was odd, did u just make scrambled eggs and add them to the noodles?
@TheGauges4207 жыл бұрын
Only Juan yeah, mix the egg with the noodle, cook in water together...
@thebinarysquad59627 жыл бұрын
AluminumDragon try the bowl noodle soup ramen, a egg ghettoly scrambled in sunflour oil and a half can of tuna, slightly drained. It's so fucking good
@benedictbutch7 жыл бұрын
Last vid: I gotta watch my blood pressure with all these ramen noodles Next vid: IM GONNA EAT LITERALLY 10 OF THESE haha
@SarahJohnson-cw6lf6 жыл бұрын
Any one else here cuz they're in college not prison XD
@zgzf75766 жыл бұрын
i feel you sis
@calid14006 жыл бұрын
Military 🙋🏿♂️
@shearerslegs6 жыл бұрын
Just got no money and it’s strangely interesting, although he’s a bit too enthusiastic, I think that might be just because I’m English and we’re often a bit quieter than many Americans, not always but often. It’s great that he’s taking a negative time in his life and using it as a positive, I admire that
@tombodoh6 жыл бұрын
Both are the same
@msbmteam6 жыл бұрын
Yeah. College student with tons of ramen packs in my apartment. I just tried the fried noodles recipe, would highly recommend. Quick, easy, and quite tasty.
@Maximillian13293 жыл бұрын
"Chinese food" *Several weebs are typing*
@PeteRatios3 жыл бұрын
Uhm you mean japanese? An actual weeb would know the difference
@jamiel13453 жыл бұрын
@@PeteRatios I was bout to say the same thing
@Maximillian13293 жыл бұрын
@@PeteRatios wh-... what? He calls it Chinese Food in the video. That's what i'm pointing out
@PeteRatios3 жыл бұрын
@@Maximillian1329 I know it's chinese food but you are basically saying japanese culture is from china
@oyfum84203 жыл бұрын
Ramen was invented in China but more wide spread in japan
@Blazingwolf20186 жыл бұрын
*Tay k has joined the server*
@aurorzz66176 жыл бұрын
Blazingwolf tay k*
@oldhandsanitizer69906 жыл бұрын
OOF
@greaf67546 жыл бұрын
Who
@nickj83196 жыл бұрын
No just no
@wastedcodeine50605 жыл бұрын
6ix9ine has joined the server
@kathleent61506 жыл бұрын
In highschool, I had a friend who kept a locker chalked FULL of raw, plain ramen...he would just eat them raw...
@liz2saintvideos6 жыл бұрын
That is just the epitome of ghetto
@kathleent61506 жыл бұрын
@@liz2saintvideos As getto as you can get in a primarily white, middle class neighborhood, with ROTC kids 😁
@comradestalin48266 жыл бұрын
Same...oddly
@snatchedbatch43116 жыл бұрын
My lilbrother left it im block form, sprinkled the seasoning all on top, then ate it like a pizza. Lol. He dug it. Not me tho.
@poke29816 жыл бұрын
i like chewing the flavor packets
@miagrace15976 жыл бұрын
"If you burn ramen noodles, you need a cooking class!" Funny part is I can cook full meals but I always somehow burn ramen noodles. Edit: I learned how to cook ramen noodles without burning them today!!!
@sampletext43106 жыл бұрын
I still can't understand how tf people burn ramen noodles if they are in water
@jaim32746 жыл бұрын
Milkweed RBLX they put little amount of water and it evaporates
@badrott80286 жыл бұрын
Pablo Escobar Gasp, it's so complicated, add more water!
@decgal816 жыл бұрын
Three minutes.... How much water evaporation happens in 3 minutes?
@bartman12386 жыл бұрын
Milkweed RBLX leave it cooking un attendance
@michelerenem Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, this brings back some memories. lol
@PalmelaHanderson7 жыл бұрын
10,000 ramen noodles over 7 years is about 4 per day. That's a hell of a lot of fucking sodium.
@wooferjr1697 жыл бұрын
1 pack of chicken flavour ramen noodle pack has 1,820 of sodium. 4 a day has a heart stopping 7280 mg of sodium.
@TheShamarski7 жыл бұрын
Better be drinking plenty of water n sweating bullets
@cyanid3cooki3s7 жыл бұрын
Might explain Ol Joes blood pressure. ?class action. Joe can be responsible for getting ramen banned from prisons!
@beenthere39897 жыл бұрын
Spencer im so glad you pointed this out
@blaneries89257 жыл бұрын
4 every day for seven years is 10220 times the 1820 mg of sodium in one bag is about 18.6 million mg of sodium damn
@HiyaItsRed6 жыл бұрын
I searched "different ways to cook ramen noodles" and I was not disappointed
@chewy25076 жыл бұрын
Michaelle Muna same here
@youkimarr3867 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched APS since 60k! He has blown up so much!
@Nas96__7 жыл бұрын
i remember this guy. i never subbed but he popped back up.
@centmain45386 жыл бұрын
iAltitude yeAh he has huh
@chancefilmedit3046 жыл бұрын
iAltitude he’s way more hyper now
@lingoat.6 жыл бұрын
iAltitude same
@carlosmalave5403 жыл бұрын
Super funny. Looking forward to try. This is something DT could start watching before going to prison. I subscribed.
@jerredleyva71276 жыл бұрын
I don’t know about you joe but my favorite was a 30 pack spread in a trash bag. Every holiday about ten people would throw down the needed ingredients and I’d cook us up a masterpiece! Ramen(of course), a couple tubs of citycow cheddar, a few spicy pickles chopped up, a few summer sausages chopped up, and lastly...one tub of crunchy peanut butter. Iv been out for 8 years and still love it every time. Awesome video!
@oshimishubunboy62746 жыл бұрын
That shit sounds disgusting..... Why tf would you add peanut butter
@saulballesteros35556 жыл бұрын
oshimishu Bunboy it’s disgusting if you’re free and have fruits, meats, veggies, etc at your dispense, but when your locked up.. well that’s a gourmet meal!!!
@oshimishubunboy62746 жыл бұрын
Saul Ballesteros I'm good..... I'd rather step my game up and get top of the line commissary..... You can have that prison gourmet special
@singhatar09126 жыл бұрын
Yea that’s pretty fucking disgusting homie... I dam near threw tf up as I was reading your comment. Brotha if you have a job now (since you’ve been released I assume) and eat fucking fast food instead. No need to keep on acting like your in prison....
@monstersofthemidway85386 жыл бұрын
I love a good blow up
@insertnamehere60216 жыл бұрын
I need to be studying but i'm watching this instead No regrets
@greedygravy37396 жыл бұрын
HarrisonFur same here brother
@aernelson6 жыл бұрын
No Rergets
@angelmecastro35696 жыл бұрын
No regrets till the day your studying for comes up
@pansymartin38516 жыл бұрын
dont you mean regerts
@MrJakethegreat6 жыл бұрын
Could have done it at the same time but 🐸☕️
@simonhorak7 жыл бұрын
Srsly Joe has made it so far since he got out of prison, getting married, got a KZbin channel, clean of drugs, this guy is my role model
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
simon h thank you for saying so. It's been a lot of work to make it this far. But I am truly blessed to be able to do what I do for so many people.
@Tom-21427 жыл бұрын
+AfterPrisonShow it's true man, you've come very far.
@gdvskdgskmgdaskgska167 жыл бұрын
Getting married isnt achievment
@wolfetteplays88943 жыл бұрын
Being clean isn’t entirely good. Using drugs with moderation is fine. It’s only using in excess that’s a problem.
@himikotiro84874 жыл бұрын
the way he says "it belongs to the staTe" got me
@кварталБеларусі7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do I want noodles because of the video
@TheAwesomeAbomasnowTAA7 жыл бұрын
Lol I do😂
@LeBreux7 жыл бұрын
Me too bro
@ipin15017 жыл бұрын
2 min in and i want some
@LeBreux7 жыл бұрын
That one moment when it wasn't even 24 hrs yet but your step dad randomly got the same ramen nuddles.
@justinpatterson77007 жыл бұрын
I went and made my second pack of the day after having spaghetti for dinner when I watched this, I don’t feel to good rn not gonna lie.
@Galaxywitch135 жыл бұрын
New sub based strictly on this ... I've been going down the ramen noodle rabbit hole and that's how I got here lol.... I regret none of it 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
@miahhite46426 жыл бұрын
You just inspired my broke ass to make dinner for my husband and I😂🤣😂
@nautical_dreamer82024 жыл бұрын
I remember finding your channel a lil over 4 yrs ago I think and it’s crazy that it’s been 3 years since you’ve uploaded this video... keep up the good wrk
@totobabadonk66726 жыл бұрын
How could it be this fun watching a dude cooking ramen noodles, its crazy!
@calebjames73146 жыл бұрын
Thanks for teaching me how to cook these numerous ways im legit in college and have 6 boxes of these😭😂
@realestfucknigenergy5 жыл бұрын
Caleb James eat half of the ramen and eat the other half when your hungry again that’s the best way to save food in college
@JordansWorld7632 жыл бұрын
Wait till you find out about burrito & bowl game …. Where noodles are just a filler like rice . Then You’ll be poppin my boy . Some tortillas , rice , noodles , seasoning packets for seasons , cheese melted , chopped up beef sticks or meat logs etc. Or chicken / tuna . Bro there’s a whole world of jailhouse cooking that’ll blow you away.
@CourtneyyChaos66 жыл бұрын
Just save the seasoning packet from the "doo doo balls" for when you want "the hungry man"
@DaForgottenGentleman4 жыл бұрын
Yo i jus found this channel last week... I got to say not disappointed... Not bcuz i have a prison mentality or anything... Never even been locced up... But at the same time... To hear an individual's unique experience... Is always invaluable!
@chrishunkeler92597 жыл бұрын
I just spend 30 minutes watching a guy cook ramen noodles
@izzyrobbins14017 жыл бұрын
Chris Hunkeler really lol
@kvng_leo11597 жыл бұрын
I have spent 17 minutes and I have 20 to go
@jwellipweid20766 жыл бұрын
*I am upset.........I thought you were going to escape out of the prison using ramen.*
@kalani4ever3595 жыл бұрын
Bro...he's already out
@theodoresimons25095 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this before going to prison for fraud
@youtubesucks11115 жыл бұрын
You're kidding.
@Prod.carrcosaa4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubesucks1111 well he didn't reply
@youtubesucks11114 жыл бұрын
@@Prod.carrcosaa oh..
@angelbrumfield61344 жыл бұрын
Heading there jail for 30 days but no prison and no fraud. Never been in jail for even 24 hours so it's a little nerve wracking....say a little prayer for me please 🙏
@malarie5324 жыл бұрын
Angel Brumfield I’m sure you are currently serving your sentence but I am praying for you right now 🙏
@elenasmommy32734 жыл бұрын
My brother was in prison for about the same time you were. He’s taught me how to make a ramen pizza and I thought it was delicious. Watched him make a few things and they were honestly pretty good. Not good enough for me to break the law tho 😂😂
@jeremycarpenter49355 жыл бұрын
Must've been nice to have a microwave cause all we had was a spout coming out of the wall with 190 degree water coming out of it
@Jojo-ng2mc5 жыл бұрын
Is this a reference to the camps that the Nazi took the Jewish people to? 🤔
@dateraped.13235 жыл бұрын
Lol huh hot spot into a pitcher for the cell
@adamisbigdaddy5 жыл бұрын
That is plenty hot enough. That's all we had was hot water but it worked just fine. It sucked because they could only house 6 women and there were like 10 of us?
@brettiskra6058 ай бұрын
Lucky to have water that hot.
@lepayen6 жыл бұрын
The "extra water" way is actually the proper way to make Ramen. Maybe a little less water, but it is meant to be a soup.
@djlyons6 жыл бұрын
Nah
@notaweeb64525 жыл бұрын
Divine Diana why tf would you like your own reply
@AbuQalaq5 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@GabrielWolfe5 жыл бұрын
Heathens. I always drain mine. I don't want flavorless soup. If you were making legit ramen noodle soup, not from prepackaged shit I could understand... because there's an actual broth. But with prepackaged, that little flavor packet is your only life line. I want what little flavor I can get not to be diluted by water xD
@connerlacefield85755 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielWolfe nah bruh make a broth with the seasoning and water
@groermaik6 жыл бұрын
Ok. I started watching this with a big old stink eye. I am a retired (30 year) corrections officer from Michigan. TBH, I didn't think you might be a real ex-offender. HOWEVER, when I saw you burn the ramen to hide the smell of "smoke", I knew you were real. BTW, burnt popcorn does the same thing. I eat raw egg in my ramen to this day. I did learn it from a prisoner. Final question, is that number on your hoodie (1195944) your old prison number? Here's an oldie but a goodie..."COUNT TIME!" Take care.
@joeymurphy68596 жыл бұрын
Narc
@Brittanyfowler_816 жыл бұрын
Chow call
@Smashley5066 жыл бұрын
Joey Murphy you 5?
@joeymurphy68596 жыл бұрын
Ashley Nicholson narc
@staciegreen3156 жыл бұрын
Brittany Fowler Your name sounds familiar... LOL!!!!
@decaygrim89434 жыл бұрын
Bro your ramen recipes have saved me from starvation and inappreciate it
@seiya796 жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime he says "Ramen Noodles"
@ritareynolds52316 жыл бұрын
Jeonpapi alcohol poisoning 5 minutes in
@Bestcringeclips6 жыл бұрын
Jeonpapi the only shot I’m gonna take is one to the head 😔🔫
@apollonionita60856 жыл бұрын
Angel Flores who tf cares
@seiya796 жыл бұрын
Spicy boi fuck off
@apollonionita60856 жыл бұрын
Jeonpapi no
@davidxeno77977 жыл бұрын
This man just spiked his blood pressure for out entertainment thank you Joe
@fayyeu6 жыл бұрын
I clicked on the video because it said something about ramen noodles. I watched 3 minutes and decided that I loved you and subscribed. Then I watched the whole 34 minutes and started watching all your other videos. I haven't laughed so hard at a KZbin video in a long time 😂😂😂 Now I'm downstairs at the microwave trying to do everything in this video at 2 am in the morning with school tomorrow.
@ToastFGC6 жыл бұрын
Faith Yu good for you
@jeremyb60122 жыл бұрын
Damn 1.39M subs now!? Congrats man! I remember when it was under 10k!
@vicesrus7 жыл бұрын
Joe, can you use Ramen Noodle as a Shank in Prison ?
@brianwyters21507 жыл бұрын
Jeorg Sprave made a video about weaponizing noodles.
@Aviator-Chicken7 жыл бұрын
When there’s a will there’s a way
@cyruslever5867 жыл бұрын
yes. as always mash them up with liquid. form into shank, laquer it and put a handle on it. candy is easier, and it melts so it destroys the evidence
@xx._depressed._.gachaxx72717 жыл бұрын
Vices R Us lmao
@erichood31697 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Lever yea sound good and we'll but I have never seen it plenty of metals and plastics.
@fv11226 жыл бұрын
I got out of prison in November 2017, this video brought back some memories. Great video !!!
@tldoctor24976 жыл бұрын
U got out two months after I went in
@hardrokrulzjj5 жыл бұрын
November 2007 for me
@smokingloli11395 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@smokingloli11395 жыл бұрын
How was it?
@notaweeb64525 жыл бұрын
How did you get into prison
@victorcolon38547 жыл бұрын
Man You Deserve Ads, Your Videos Are Awesome.
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Victor Colon hey thank you. That means a lot.
@victorcolon38547 жыл бұрын
No Problem Man, Gotta Give Credit Where It's Due.
@John.strong7 жыл бұрын
Most if not all of joes videos i get ads I don't notice if they are their or not
@victorcolon38547 жыл бұрын
John Strong I Rarely Get Ads On His Videos Honestly.
@zxxv22547 жыл бұрын
Victor Colon dude this vid has 3 ads
@anonamos60863 жыл бұрын
Your voice raises my blood pressure more than 10 packs of Ramen.