1000 Thousand Million IQ plays in Among Us

[@oobleeablo]

I like the way they play. “It’s him” “ok”

[@advance6846]

its like every other game they play

[@bryannguien2]

I KNOW WHO IT IS

[@ZachGrabas]

THATS IT, I KNOW WHO THE IMPOSTER IS!!!

[@EpsilonLovesSharks]

YOU

[@_cxrds_1712]

Very relatable

[@QubitHQ]

Can't wait to see what 1 Trillion IQ plays look like

[@ShoeboxInAShoebox]

Or 1,000 individual Billion IQ plays

[@user-bq1kt1hh8k]

You mean 1000 Thousand Trillion

[@coopernicholson6663]

Upload

[@coopernicholson6663]

Now

[@sancheetb]

1000 thousand million IQ is more than trillion IQ

[@Deadlocked.]

“Did you kill him?” “No” “Ok”

[@joshuua.3114]

Understandable have a great day

[@a.s.i.n.i.n.e]

Understandable have a great day

[@ccjangel1002]

Understandable have a great day

[@brysonmerrell575]

Understandable have a great day

[@giovannisspicymeatball2921]

Understandable have a nice day

[@emptytincan5100]

Carson should do a bit where every time someone accuses him, he starts crying.

[@2hats355]

dank ahaha

[@EightySix86.]

i agree

[@packagedtoast1131]

that would be pretty funny i think

[@voidcdxx]

ah, classic

[@tommyaguirre3479]

I wheezed so hard! This is brilliant

[@phalanx1085]

I really like how they shortened "win" to "w" witch is harder to say so they shortened it again to "dub" witch is the same length as "win"

[@vitaurea]

it's spelled which not witch. english sucks.

[@Mrappreciatenoob]

erecting a dispenser

[@ayyteen]

beeg bren

[@Gusthegulletmuncher]

Dub takes less Brain power to say

[@PorWik]

Lmao no it’s not dub takes less time to say than win

[@HeyItsJoko]

I’m actually so good at this game

[@David-jr9ox]

Fax 💯

[@karmic_punishment]

hm sure

[@lincolnj448]

Joko

[@farajhossain423]

No

[@dylancantsleep3308]

ok joko

[@intocks_]

Biggest laugh this video gave me was JOKo with the “THERE WILL BE **NO LIGHTS** in MY GAMe”

[@lcpowers6627]

am i the only one that thought he said “THERE WILL BE NO *WHITES* IN MY GAME”?

[@oricalu448]

@@lcpowers6627 yes you were

[@hannahhuntsberry4928]

13:43

[@violeta373]

l a u r e n that’s what i heard at first lmaoo

[@ccjangel1002]

Joko is my mom "there will be no lights in my house!"

[@di5963]

Sylvee: "it's all the girls left, isn't that cute?" Umi: "hihi" Jaiden: "nooo"

[@Undiluted_Liquid]

ehehhe

[@cloudofxig5341]

11:02

[@blysteryy2578]

Sylvee is trying too hard like bruh

[@frackingfluidinjection]

jaiden’s the only one i can actually stand among the three

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

Yes, we watched the video, this comment accomplishes nothing. Wow, you have ears that work.

[@postpup]

The “Am I still muted???” had me CRYING during stream lmaooo

[@madhed7376]

Sorry. But can you help me? How do you get onto the callmecarson dicord server?

[@mxndakau]

@@madhed7376 discord.gg/callmecarson

[@madhed7376]

@@mxndakau thank bro

[@grass904]

Your pretty epic gamer I’ll subscribe

[@iimaginewagons632]

ay so i know i’m two months late but where does he stream this? his main twitch channel? i’ve been tryna find some of his vods and i cant

[@coreynj]

Carson: "I don't know how to spell imposter." Mason: "Does that have vowels in it?" Carson: "No, that's a wedding." That was such a quick and smart comeback

[@junkalicious_]

I don't understand.

[@coreynj]

@@junkalicious_ In a wedding, you exchange your _vows._

[@crad778]

impostor*, unless that was intentional

[@ImJustBob]

@@crad778 Both spellings are correct

[@sphereware2115]

@@ImJustBob i know this is 9 months later but Imposter refers to Imposter syndrome while Impostor is like impersonator

[@vibevizier6512]

Jaiden and Carson being friends is honestly so goddamn wholesome and I love them

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Dude i would love to see Carson play something with both Jaiden or James I honestly would wanna see them play scribl.io

[@tommyaguirre3479]

@Grant Loke can't 2 people have a relationship without creeps shipping them?

[@rainyclockuno3135]

@Grant Loke don't need to be older to be a creep lol

[@jessesmith4207]

@Grant Loke bro KZbin is 13+ so go watch Disney channel or something

[@natea3799]

Ha

[@digbyfire5446]

Glad Carson isn't talking to brick walls anymore

[@DJsocial7102]

What do you mean?

[@micahellis1343]

Drogon it’s from the video he posted from 5 days ago where he was playing with people he hadn’t met before

[@jrw2319]

and they're actually funny people and arent rude

[@trashman004]

these walls funnier

[@doomsriot8251]

obama prism

[@sonict2241]

"is anyone else like sweating a little bit or is it just me because im scared of women" -Callmecarson, 2020

[@lordsolaire6202]

Women are loud

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@lordsolaire6202 True! Any truers?

[@justsomeguywithaforeheadmu6209]

Women can really be women sometimes

[@-Gug-]

Women more like not man

[@ccjangel1002]

Women am I right my fellow men.

[@EB-fc2mp]

Jaiden: Publicly executes Carson. Also Jaiden: "I swear it's not me."

[@Overdrive1]

I love this comment

[@adachy]

@@Overdrive1 no you don’t

[@carrotcommunist9216]

@@adachy i do

[@alternative7586]

So who was it?

[@PennyO_O]

@@alternative7586 Probably Carson, he seems sus.

[@bilaldjzniceva4872]

“1 trillion IQ plays” *sees 2 people standing on a body that was just killed and starts doing wires*

[@gravydaddy9603]

For a second i thought your profile pic was the flag of isis

[@bilaldjzniceva4872]

gravy daddy lol

[@NoName-rv1fc]

Thousand Million*

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Enjoy your 300th like

[@suspiciousturtle2714]

Enjoy 420th likes

[@Raven-cq4yq]

Everyone: Proud of Carson being with girls. Carson: For all the women in the lobby i just farted.

[@W0RTED]

He has a way with words

[@702d02]

He’s such a charmer 🥰

[@bandanafool1497]

Man is *SMOOTH*

[@theimmux3034]

redditor

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

@@theimmux3034 you just can't call someone a slur on youtube

[@king_rhoam_412]

Carson: "You don't have to dance like a monkey for these new viewers you're getting" 2 seconds later: *jacksepticeye is raiding with a party of 10218!*

[@murcanfrenchfry9721]

Okay

[@chaoticentityq9974]

DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE! Too Late

[@Omar-vf7mo]

@DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE! duck rolled

[@maruftim]

lol

[@remo7075]

7:50 :)

[@alvynkwon1235]

Damn Carson really took the IQ title in Among Us videos to another level

[@faeb7371]

Jaiden: kills Carson in front of 5 people Also Jaiden: It wasn’t me guys I swear

[@Foeisudhxj]

Wow you watched the video

[@mataogearsky5353]

@@Foeisudhxj Username checks out

[@Foeisudhxj]

@@mataogearsky5353 k

[@whatthefyt9061]

Did nobody notice Jack raided Carson’s stream with over 10,000 people

[@BoganFromBama]

That was a certified hood classic right there.

[@hamgoyt2162]

And he didn’t even acknowledge it

[@arfalowarfalow2147]

That caught me so off guard lmaoo

[@scooter9950]

lmao ikr

[@barackobamaasmr8006]

@@hamgoyt2162 he did. On stream, he thanked Jack several times-

[@DinoReal]

First Carson helped jaiden beat Minecraft, now he needs to help her beat the Travis Scott burger

[@slartymcguarty2954]

The true challenge

[@Betaster3000]

So what you’re saying is is that jaiden needs help to beat travis scott’s meat

[@alexgrady5869]

I beat my kids

[@grampapookie]

isnt she vegan

[@trickyick6676]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bICxg5ltnZiAms0

[@elle9834]

Carson "for all the women in the lobby, I just farted" Jaiden "big win"

[@tolman4497]

pretty sure that was junky but jaiden would’ve been funnier

[@caino3645]

@@skuqre they probably mean grunk

[@launig_]

"I'm a terrible liar. I'll be honest." wait a second...

[@rapidexal]

@DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE! oh no

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Enjoy your 555th like

[@chaoticentityq9974]

DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE! Too Late

[@aratirajbhandary]

DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE! Ok I won’t

[@theultragamer7607]

But have u look at this kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJTZiqukf89qaNE ninja actually pulled of a 1000 iQ on toast! He exposed him of being the impostor in the first 30 Seconds! Ninja got some smart detective talents😂😂

[@wminster]

Jacksepticeye: Here’s 10,000 viewers Carson Carson: Haha quackity throw game

[@fleur.]

15:54 carson: "You're so good jaiden, you're so good!" jawsh: "NO"

[@LimeyLimer]

Josh is here to stop Carson from simping . . . again

[@kingofredlions7709]

that last clip where carson just stood on the vent i was like “the first person to stop and stare him down will be the imposter” sure enough jaiden just waltzed on over, stared him down, and once a whole crowd gathered she was the one who killed him

[@Smartguy725]

I'm surprised how well Jaiden fits in to the Lunch Club vibe. Hope they continue to do stuff together

[@doncheadle2771]

Especially carson and jaiden

[@nahno3898]

why surprised ? she’s rlly cool

[@Emiturbina]

@Kace Kozarec Why?

[@D1NOhunter]

oof

[@crunk5553]

:(

[@itschris8550]

The travis scott bit was good Jaiden: "I don't know why that person asked me specifically" Carson: "Straight up?"

[@Capybara2240]

😂😂😂😂

[@dry90125]

Sylvee: it’s all the girls this time isn’t that cuuuuute? Jaiden: nooo... There goes my hero.

[@Arknite0]

11:14 - "GIRLS ONLY" - "WE LOST" / Made me lol holy shit

[@everyoone]

Grunk is so unintentionally funny

[@optinium1665]

The jacksepticeye raid was quite unexpected

[@Browniegal]

Yeah I’m surprised not many people aren’t talking about it

[@dangerg9770]

@@Browniegal yeah

[@hoodyFPS]

and he didn't even acknowledge lmao

[@talon_xi]

to anyone that didnt watch the stream he thanked Jack

[@doid722]

Optinium not that unexpected they have raided eachother before. Sean’s cool with Carson that’s why he was in the 8ball tournament

[@kadabraguy9846]

Carson literally watched a man die in nav and instead of reporting he started doing wire smh my head

[@Zanpaa]

Two people over a body "Aight let's do a task"

[@Quarrel_]

*shaking my head my head...*

[@keganmemestar4465]

@Quarrel lmao my ass off

[@cristalmyth09]

Hes just minding his business

[@thisisepic3289]

@@keganmemestar4465 rofl on the floor laughing

[@asthenx7922]

There was pure betrayal in Jawsh’s voice the first round

[@x-raychillcenter1843]

This game isn't good for anyone

[@asthenx7922]

X-ray Chill center I lost 2 friends playing it with them

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Ngl, i only play online with no mic just so no one knows me and vice versa, and the only way to speak is chat

[@SweetMargonade]

Quindon thats the entire mobile experience

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Alison Hörn My point exactly

[@jacmacintosh4064]

U should collab more with Jaiden. The sheer amount of chaotic energy caused by you two playing minecraft is astounding lmao

[@wodwin]

“I don’t even know how to spell Impostor” “Does that vowels in it?” “Uh... no, that’s a wedding”

[@rozari]

this gave me an actual stroke

[@shimo-prime]

Anyone else really happy that jaiden is playing with them quite a bit now? She strangely fits in which is both really amazing and concerning.

[@shimo-prime]

@Twosumato factsss

[@vibevizier6512]

Very good tm

[@nyhxs]

Carson: Quakity don’t act like this for your new viewers. Also Carson: Get raided by jacksepticeye with 10k viewers

[@pelican7235]

I think I had a stroke reading this

[@bucko6324]

I thought your profile pic was a minion

[@bawicz0]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

[@yeukki]

wtf does this say

[@nyhxs]

@@bucko6324 I would commit if it was

[@slartymcguarty2954]

God Carson why are you 500 parallel universes ahead of us Edit: gonna take this opportunity to shamelessly plug my channel

[@tangyorange3274]

Don't question the elevated one

[@clankcc7410]

Literally a spam comment stole your comment right below this

[@slartymcguarty2954]

@@clankcc7410 smh my head the robots are already taking over

[@littleonion216]

He was able to pull off those half-A presses so well, he's a man of pure, concentrated skill and craftsmanship.

[@timestampman2037]

@@slartymcguarty2954 shake my head my head

[@lorddog7249]

"You don't have to dance for all these new viewers you're getting." _Immediately gets raided by 10000 people_

[@TheSpyder49]

"Did you do it?" "No." *AND HE GETS AWAY WITH IT, TOO*

[@not_Enlee]

I like how Carson just says "No" and gets away with it

[@Phoenix_BS]

Funny how Carson laughs more about himself then with other people. Truly a patriotic leader

[@chaoticentityq9974]

PhoenixBoy59 its like slimcicle with his puns

[@awsumsas]

I am 100% on board with Jaiden being part of Carson's _gang_

[@celedonbog4591]

Jaiden and Carson are such a good duo I hope nothing bad happens to one of them

[@BashesYT]

yeahhhhh.....

[@snipeman06]

The poor guy who spent 40,000 bits for Carson to act suspicious but Jawsh kept killing him

[@mj-pt2ty]

I like how Carson is interacting more with the comments, it makes me feel as if he cares and I love you tubers who give a little of their time to read their fans comments

[@zagrozaslan]

He ain't gonna like this chief

[@mj-pt2ty]

FTS Lunatic ?

[@thealienlife]

So we just gonna gloss over the fact that jacksepticeye just gave carson 10k people in his stream.

[@pencils7351]

He actually thanked him on stream

[@ethanthompson3221]

Ok I saw that too

[@AverageAlien]

is that a lot??? Sorry I don't use twitch I'm straight

[@azreath596]

@@AverageAlien IM SORRY THATS SO STUPIDLY FUNNY "IM STRAIGHT"

[@malodos2295]

@@azreath596 that joke was actually pretty funny, unexpected from Carson's fanbase.

[@fetch7312]

Son of Car has returned, with his tales and epics.

[@rohudaboss4060]

Pancakes

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@rohudaboss4060 He also has those.

[@Cera_01]

Pancakes

[@sui11106]

Suckle at thy teet and drain him of his tales.

[@jecoo.]

“Guys spell Among Us” Carson: *mungus*

[@megglepeggle6275]

carson and jaiden are so funny to listen to, they vibe off each other really well. the whole "i just farted" "big win" thing in the beginning slaughtered me

[@KaneDesign]

Everyone: Carson is imposter Carson: it’s not meeee Everyone: not understandable, have a bad day

[@damntony1]

"if jaiden was the imposter... Then who was flickering the lights?"

[@ark_revolution7660]

Jawsh : Thats not fair Joko : Life isnt fair Joshua 22:17 That cracked me up so bad holy shit

[@TPoseJay]

“I can’t stand woman” -Carson 2020

[@ismaeelaziz5142]

It probably explains why he sitting in a chair the whole video

[@gao4703]

@@ismaeelaziz5142 this reply is better than the comment that you are replying to

[@connexusstudent4144]

aged well

[@mel0nman803]

Connor: If that was you on the phone, and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights? Joko: Haha switch go flick

[@breadalyzer]

we just gonna ignore that jacksepicye raided and he didnt even notice

[@tcharelees]

Jacksepticeye is a small channel so

[@onlytot]

If you watched the stream he thanked Jack.

[@talon_xi]

@@tcharelees wait did you just say Jack has a small channel.. Bruh.

[@jillyboel_]

Motivational Lizard woosh

[@nolan13]

@@talon_xi he does.

[@Big_Man-taro]

I love how jaiden is just part of the crew now

[@Krencher]

“I think you have a problem dude... Do you have a problem?” *Yeah, Im constipated*

[@mirobulj8187]

"Does it have vowels in it" "No thats a wedding" I died at that part

[@Catad0x1cal]

Sylvee: It's all the girls left, isn't that cute? Jaiden: no...

[@aw2m]

The fact that Josh participates makes the IQ in the plays x100.

[@billbill6094]

We all know this game is just a chess match between Carson and Jawsh, the others are just pawns.

[@launig_]

Carson saying "straight up" could not sound any more weird.

[@cuhgaming4943]

"ITS ONLY GIRLS WE LOST" Grunk has earned my permanent respect.

[@faereman]

It looks like there's 10 people playing, but it's literally Carson vs Josh every single time

[@littlepony9962]

"1000 thousand million IQ plays" Everyone: something is wrong i can feel it

[@shalynsacco2776]

its just... a feeling i have

[@alix416]

Ah, you you watch rick and morty as well

[@nicolassutcliffe5473]

@@alix416 Ah yes, fellow redditor

[@NoNameFace000]

Shalyn Sacco like something’s about to happen

[@crayon-flavoredgatorade8800]

"I'm gonna start drinking" thats pog

[@aw2m]

real pog

[@Michael-sc8xj]

That's so true

[@PedroC.Jovino]

@@Michael-sc8xj thanks obama

[@Betaster3000]

N word poggers

[@coopernicholson6663]

Haha pog haha

[@ToadPlayer64]

Should just be titled “Josh and Carson keep voting and killing each other”

[@SweetMargonade]

After being voted that first round jawsh vowed to get Carson every time.

[@kingkadster2426]

“Is that the one with vowels in it” “No that’s a wedding” was a fire joke and deserved more hahas

[@nahno3898]

“come to brazil” made me snort,, thanks joko

[@pickleopal9137]

I sneezed as soon as Carson said “ew wtf was that?” And I just got sad

[@lunchbox1341]

i only realised halfway through the video that i saw you editing it on stream this is such a how moment

[@Serapter]

High iq plays and Carson together confuse my brain

[@chaoticentityq9974]

“Are you the imposter” Carson:No My brain:this man is an among us *GENIUS*

[@DanielLightspeedMcNair]

Carson and Josh’s back and forth about reading each other at 30:49 is honestly my friendship goals lmao, no arguing, just jokes

[@calebakai762]

with the women in this lobby tommy innit would be shaking in his children sized boots

[@thehive5876]

Can't wait for the interactions between Tommy, Tubbo, Wilbur and Pokimane this MCC.

[@user-nr3gb3jw7m]

Im gonna start jingling my keys

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: The spiked dog collar was invented by the Ancient Greeks to protect their dogs from wolf attacks.

[@Betaster3000]

Wolves are known to snap necks like impostors

[@blr7586]

"1000 Thousand Million IQ plays in Among Us" *video starts* "Can you guys burp the alphabet?"

[@Yhyh_08]

My man put a thousand thousand million in the title

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

That bit at the end was great. More and more people kept gathering and then she just executed him.

[@notsobigmac4352]

Jaiden didn’t kill Carson on vent in front of a group to win, she did it to assert dominance 😈

[@sociuu6452]

sylvee: did you do it Carson: no *Understandable have a great day*

[@ehsbe1056]

Hi Carson, I know you won’t see this but I’ve had a really rough time recently but every time I see your videos it makes my day just that much better, thanks man

[@lillatreat]

jaiden and carson being friends was what i needed in the world

[@tesseract5569]

"What's your damage, man?" at 4:55 is an incredible way to say that lmao

[@GOD-ge5bs]

Me when I watch Carson: life good , ride wife, wife fight back, kill wife, wife gone, think about wife, miss wife

[@michaelking1188]

the introverted energy is oozing off of Jaiden, she's so quiet

[@DJsocial7102]

That would be because she is introverted.

[@emmamulanix5889]

Yeah I can't really blame her though. It could feel like she was try harding if she tried to be as loud as the rest of them.

[@mindo1899]

He made this title so Toast can’t make that title.

[@DJsocial7102]

His goes up by 100 each video.

[@harrasika]

@@DJsocial7102 200

[@joeyrivera9727]

Watching the Among us video with myth and then watching this one is so refreshing. It’s nice to see Carson in his own environment

[@H.u.m.a.n.]

One time, as a crewmate, i tried to intentionally help the impostors, by voting other crewmates, but apparently i'm so bad at actually trying to find impostors that when i try and sell out crewmates i manage to find the impostors spot on i think i've found a new skill

[@Gg__9with2undrscrs]

Literally jacksepticeye raids with 10.2K people and the most Carson does is glance at his other monitor

[@Fairing1]

the part is cut out.

[@duobros3396]

To paraphrase the cram salesman “ the title confuses me”

[@ReKyPoo]

Carson post Me: “monkey noices”

[@sfsaviation]

OOGA BOOGA CRASON WITH WMOMAN?!??!!??!!! OOGA BOOGA TITTY SLAP

[@MellowisDead]

It's nice seeing Jaiden becoming a main member in these videos

[@script_0529]

I was dancing to the add at the end, only to turn and see carson just staring. quietly sitting there, staring.

[@techless8121]

The iq ust goes up, it never comes down

[@largecapitalds6201]

The "hAHa" he does at the end of those wheezes sound like pengu's "Noot Noot"

[@jacubotheguy1642]

I love how carson is just friends with jaiden lmao

[@disabledmallis]

Ive been rewatching a lot of this and lowkey i kinda want another mungus video lol

[@kameronchandler4214]

Carson’s laugh if funnier than the actual joke