11-27-17 Animal Man Fights Swan | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #55

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[@MS-jn9xj]

My Man Theo got fired up this episode. I'm an african dude from Zimbabwe, living in Belgium, Europe, and I listen to this poet every week.

[@badebaser1895]

I love that you used "poet"... it's so accurate for Theo.

[@vinny5638]

he really is a pretty adept wordsmith, just has more of a grasp on his native language than most.

[@nickaloo]

😀🤗

[@jimbeam425]

The guy from Oregon is the epitome of the problem that identity politics creates.

[@3232jrob]

I look forward to this podcast all damn week best one out there

[@SpaceMotorist]

Great way to start the day.

[@royalewithcheese6398]

Fell down a Theo hole and listening to all the episodes while I play the sims 4

[@jessicacraven1107]

Literally he's just in the background of my day now. Lol I tune in and listen and get motivation or insight. I start thinking about things I wouldn't think about. His metaphors make me laugh so much I don't understand how his brain makes those connections, but they just work and are so hilarious.

[@jorsmith07]

Really related to the relationship talk, not wanting to grow up and relinquishing some level of control of your own life. Being a counterfeit grandparent hit me in a way I was not expecting. Thanks for making me laugh and think at the same time.

[@turtletime3413]

I drive a medical waste truck listen to you while I drive!

[@dentalflossblindfold8908]

Just drank a keurig pod and ate some hamster meat.

[@TheoVon]

dentalfloss blindfold onward!

[@twrzenski]

You're a dirty dawgg

[@somebodysomeone8213]

As always, great show, Theo! Or am I just "generalizing" about what great is? LMMFCABO! Well, I am joining up on your Patreon soon. If there is any1 I would support & at least give a good ol steak dinner to every month, it'd be you, Theo! Once to twice a week, I am glued to your hilarious wordplay, awkward insightfulness & vivid storytelling. It's a lot more than that...but you get it. Compliments to infinite. To the funniest man alive!

[@Mirtazapinator]

Howdy from Australia Theo! keep the podcasts cumin mate, 12 days sober and I turn you on when my head is all over the place, helps to hear a genuine voice amongst the nonsense! herd your not happy with the quality of films coming out these days. I reckon you should just dig a little deeper, they still make great stuff but most of the good ones barely hit cinemas because the general public attach to shlocky repetitive bullcrap they can easily digest. look up a film called HELL OR HIGH WATER, or BONE TOMAHAWK. I reckon youl dig those. If you need recomendations just hit me up dude. Peace out.

[@TheoVon]

Thanks mate! Congrats on your 12 days brother!!

[@SuperGreyk]

“It’s like a rubix cube dude in your soul” lmaoooooo

[@DarrinStarkJr]

Fear is a life long fight man. Sometimes you just have to keep your eyes to the ground and push through it. Thanks for the podcast Theo, as usual.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Hope yall had a good Hamps-givin'. Onward.

[@dylanjohnson8541]

I test power supplies and fix them up in Massachusetts braaa and I listen to podcast all day with my head phones on

[@MullacAbu1]

Probably my favorite podcast out there rn

[@DopeEd]

That thick skin call back was so effortless

[@CalystaWiley-ww8kt]

Legendary Theo 😎

[@DrewMcCullough11]

Theo makes me laugh all the time but when he said the “shit” about holding in diarrhea on a bass boat, I did a real world spit take hahaha

[@jimbridey]

You have the best podcast ever!! Keep rocking it Theo! 😁👍

[@alj1001]

What have I done to be condemned to the bottom of the gunt squad list, Theo? I’m tryna get to the top son!!

[@cassidyerickson7408]

Love the intro story😂😂😂

[@puddintaine4556]

"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka..." - Prince (Dave Chappelle)

[@TomahawkTom]

Dudes an SJW and doesn't even know it. They got him.

[@Ray-tk2ge]

I'm a casino machine technician i repair and set-up Hispanic 29yr old

[@TheoVon]

Amen man! Thats dope!! I lost $1200 this year on those machines! Team work baby!

[@morimemento8351]

+ how can you tell if something is funny enough to be a joke, and not just an amusing idea?

[@morimemento8351]

+ theo. Joe Rogan just gave you a shout out bruaah!! said you had him crying and had the place on fire...ano i'm kinda being a taddle tale but its a nice taddle....taDDDDooouwwhl

[@Huxtee7]

Love you Theo.

[@brandonsmith1249]

Theo growing up in new Orleans. You should know the obvious answer. Cops unanimously make us nervous.

[@zdotspade]

Friendly reminder everyone; limit your screen time as much as u can! Even if that means listening to tpw with screen face down :) ull feel better 😘

[@shaneeaston7112]

These days the interwebs is full of "talent" with no substance. Your a breath of fresh air in a world of dark arts. Aww shit e-mail that "breath of fresh air" line to Tiny and have him put it to one of them beats. You keep doin what your doin Theodopolis!

[@JK-tg4rw]

Haven't seen Daddy's Home 2 yet, but by the previews it didn't even look halfway as good as the first one. You should definitely watch the 1st Daddy's Home, it's on Hulu or in the Redbox. It's really cute&worth watching! Mark Wahlberg+Will Ferrell did an awesome job together, it'll make U laugh!!

[@zakuriandpatriciawilliams5596]

The few black folks that live out here seem pretty happy to be out here in Oregon

[@JohannenJohnson-li3qz]

Love it

[@brandianderson287]

My husband passed away at 46. A massive heart attack. No it wasn't during sex. Though he still watched pirn now and then. He liked variety. I said, I could act like a different personality daily, but then I'd be crazy lol.

[@Charles-ij1ow]

Tells them they went to the mall :)

[@charlesoliviera]

Love you baby

[@katemccoy7368]

Wish happy Birthday Friday, going to be the big 37. Also Friday world AID's Day ;D

[@chillout7975]

my ex grabbed a swan by the neck once and just flung it like frisbee....it didn’t come back....

[@JK-tg4rw]

I don't think saying, "Black men don't get nervous" is a generalization, more like an observation. No different then them saying, "White men can't jump" LoL.😉

[@TheoVon]

thats a great point.

[@DarrinStarkJr]

I'm hispanic, and I grew up in the hood....They get nervous like all of us.

[@chasenwest6721]

The white dude getting upset on behalf of black people. Cringe.

[@dgaines24]

lol that's a 12 string guitar...not a xylophone

[@rafaelgt88]

Anyone know what is the intro song?

[@wickedsrage]

ya know?

[@christiangut4683]

i listen :)

[@excution99]

Have a good day all.

[@noLuckyStrike09]

same to you good sir

[@priscilla6977]

Theo I smoke the reefer every time I watch your podcast. You were wondering what we do while we listen. Packing them bowls and putting something in the air.... female listener right here!!

[@twrzenski]

"That's what pisses off these blacks" guy was a crack up. Talkn bout generalizing hahah keep up the creativity big dogg. Much love

[@mitchapalooza1]

If Theo EVER gives you a second to come up with an answer... know that the answer is EMBANKMENT. Believe that.

[@johnnie543]

Dark artists stand up!

[@in_vas_por8810]

I love how he wouldn't let the Oregon thing go 😂😂😂 -A black dude who agrees with Theo.

[@WesleyThibodeau]

Words are symbols that create generalisations on any given topic, we shouldn't have to become opinion-less robots that can't share or talk about each others cultural differences. We need to stop crying wolf every time someone is genuinely interested in other cultures. This created wonderful dialog and gave a nice perspective from another's viewpoint. Why weren't those callers offended if it was about their own culture in the first place? They knew exactly what Theo was talking about. What culture does the word ¨cool" come from? The word cool exists because of what Theo was trying to talk about here. We need to lighten up people...

[@vinny5638]

You're absolutely right, but the internet is a conduit for overreactions because of its impersonal communication. People love firing off their hair-trigger sensitivity, I doubt any amount of rational thought can solve that.

[@Jason-tc8vi]

Animal man had me fuckin dyin dude. Looking forward to hearing more from him.

[@rainkingatx]

53:42 FIRST USE OF “GANG GANG”

[@Barry_Fink]

Perfect timing it's 5pm here in the UK and I can start my evening off right! with the lion hearted male lesbian that is Theo Von!

[@JK-tg4rw]

Have to say real quick, this is the 2nd time I've seen u wearing blue..🌀BLUE is definitely your COLOR!! 🌞Brightens up your face&💡illuminates that neck line! L👀ks GOOD!!😍

[@wccrispy]

Thanks for keepin' it real, Jen.

[@youtubecharlie1]

dem clavvies

[@noLuckyStrike09]

Animal Man needs to be a regular thing! :D We also need a Theo Von in the wild documentary with Animal Man

[@joel2335]

You doin a full set friday? Im hamped up bruuuh

[@TheoVon]

nah prob just 20 mins. idk yet.

[@joel2335]

Ah shit oh well, my buddies and I will still be there to see ya man, best podcast on the net.

[@hannooni]

Proud of you for quitting smoking, Theo. You got this!

[@AlchemySurfboards]

Well the Portland caller says hes not a Social justice warrior but he's sounds exactly like every SJW I've ever heard especially being from Portland? Come Ooooon😂 bruh just called them these blacks that seemed heavily racey to me but what do I know I'm just another covington cajun gender nuetral hair bear with an old dad who passed away, a hard working single mom who's elderly but still works and my own set of personal goals and issues I'm working on... Be good to yourself🤙🏽

[@morddas]

Growing up in the DC Metro area, I had a few black friends growing up. I can't say for certain it's ALL black guys, but if you don't think black guys get nervous, ask a group of black guys to go into an old cemetery at night.

[@zacharysavage7916]

Love you theo

[@codyg6514]

The black guy that called in said he gets anxiety but never gets nervous...What the hell is the difference?

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

another great podcast... hmmm... I'm with ya on the domestic lifestyle... I've done that already... and just got screwed... I have many good memories... but life is so much simpler without a woman in my life. There are times I think it would be nice to even date again... but every time I start down that thought path... I start thinking about all the time and energy it will take... and whether I really want that or not.

[@catherinegilliam4202]

Mmmm, I wish this Daddy would come home! ❤❤ I love this beautiful man so very much.

[@JuicyPeaches504]

Right!!😂 Or take me to Tennessee with him bcuz he's never coming back to NOLA😊

[@kimtaylor1878]

Hola. I love your show you are better than my anti depressant meds. Lots of love from NYC❤

[@JlTappin]

Strong CLATORUSS ! Theo your the best haha! Big fan from London

[@liligman]

Bone thugs took me out 😂 15:45

[@TheStoody]

Good episode, looking forward to the new topic on deck. Thanks Theo.

[@LS1Highwind]

"Start off small, hang out with a zebra" ☠️☠️☠️

[@Cananalope]

Theo is all about that free speech! Juh! Juh!

[@brandianderson287]

Hey Daddy!!! It's Fourth of July 2023, and I'm w the family in Newport Beach 🏖️. So happy to be seeing my brother today for first time in ten years!!! Hope you are well and had good Holiday. Last episode I caught you were talking about fishing on Jimmy Jons boat. That's that spirit hitter in you. ❤Gang.

[@brandianderson287]

This episode was appreciated and heard. Please forgive me if a comment is inappropriate. I was nervous to see my brother after 10 years on July 4, and I am a young widow. I had a few beers. I listen for the reason that you are spiritual, grounded, caring, real, and hilarious. I'm a good woman who sees you as a friend I've never met, but will treasure forever. I don't get black out drunk. I was taught to not act a fool, don't overdue it,be productive. I may have flaws, but you guys and podcasts helped me change my way of thinking for the better. That's the truth love.

[@brandianderson287]

By the way, the porno tapes are supposed to be a warm up only I believe. I'm no porno star,although I've been accused of being one and had no complaints over 27 years of marriage. But no threesomes or adding another ti the bed. Let it be a fantasy. ❤ You Theo. Your girl Brandi

[@jessegribble5534]

Agreed. Growing up does suck.

[@jenniferhansen4374]

I'm a female. I listen.

[@TheoVon]

Jennifer Hansen gracias!

[@jenniferhansen4374]

I live in Portland. Th and in for telling him how it is. And in a funny way. I love nola, I travelled all over US. And Portland is so white and changing from all the rich white ppl from .CA. moving up here. Anyway. Ya I listen every week. Appreciate your words and honesty and comedy.

[@seanlacey5592]

“Jesus ain’t comin back for dat “😂

[@calvinmathers]

Great episode!

[@CDubzWhat]

Feels good to feel a vibe from 20017

[@NotDavid202]

The timing of these ads. 😂

[@widespreadGoose]

Blacktivity

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Pretty sure it's a guitar but I'm not sure listening to it on my phone

[@sixburgh64ss]

Guy calls up criticizing Theo for making generalizations about black people then follows up by immediately making a generalization about black people. 🤔

[@steve7015]

The public having a say in the making of entertainment....Nice! Imagine if that same public were allowed to vote for the president.....Man, things would be great!

[@bfantaye]

24:22 speaking some truth about grandchildren 😂

[@jimmymagoo9116]

My Main man Theo VonDiggity Im out here bruh. (LOL) Telling folks about you. Propositioning folks. Tell em Listen to Theo And I Get you a chocolate bunny. I know a few wild bunny eaters myself broski. Yeah them ole THICK NECK girls make they world.

[@thepeter3116]

This is so fucking funny I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Von is a fictional character.

[@Apocalypse4162]

Hey Theo, the names RJ, I'm a guy in Canada turning 29 in a week, just started watching your youtube postings recently and subscribed pretty much right away. You are a good person, a voice of reason and understanding. I find I can relate to a lot of what you have to say. So thank you for how chilled you are, and for being supportive of guys (and girls) who are feeling lost and trying to find their place in this rapidly changing world. Looking forward to any new stand-up comedy you do and of course any podcasts. Oh, and that beautiful sounding instrument at the beginning of Celebrate by Spencer Jacob is a 12-string guitar. :-)

[@SeanLKearns]

High hopes the homie, Flamenco is up there chillen with Bon Scott up in highway heaven.

[@cosmoseinfeld1]

Theo ''in the distance'' Von

[@steve7015]

Offering to get a shovel.... Man that's funny!

[@unkelTP]

I was in two car accidents this month. My mind is real messed up after that

[@twrzenski]

Oh yeahh. Theo's getting it crackn off today

[@jenniferhansen4374]

Hahaha. I'm from portland.so true.luv u theo.

[@patrickmacinnis4495]

Winnipeg, Canada making me feel real cavalier like

[@wiz6616]

19:30 Bruh you’re almost 40 years old lmao

[@petekingston5291]

That's some anaconda neck you got bruh dam

[@jv4vidss]

26:41 i started laughing so hard.

[@00.0O]

I had to Break some dove

[@wesforbes3153]

aint no harp goofball

[@amisku27]

im in the 6% i love theo

[@symbiot888]

Stay free. Brother.

[@mugsylogues]

Get that hitter