11 Minutes of Diavolo Dying

[@nothingness4068]

Diavolo :How many more times must i die? Giorno : *How many breads have you eaten in your life?*

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

Giorno*

[@onigiri8354]

like father like son

[@rambu3013]

Bro that's finate amount

[@lil_mouss2004]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ACSisterhood]

@@rambu3013 not if you're an italian

[@aprettyfunnyperson4516]

Diavolo eventually just having fun with all the different scenarios is probably something GER didn’t have in mind, but at least here, he’s not hurting anyone.

[@OriginalCharacterOc]

He probably felt every possible feeling in every possible death since he died infinitely.

[@LordSeraph999]

He's very clearly hurting himself in those last few.

[@ManlyKirby]

he probablly saw a helicopter chihuahua in war with the capybara society

[@Susisidee]

I'm pretty sure he is not a masochist so I don't think he is enjoying himself

[@alanpena8643]

In a way GER was ruthless in his judgment but also merciful. Because if Diavolo was just killed then he would have gone to hell, and that would LITERALLY mean nothing but suffering for all eternity. Not even a single second of peace or relief. At least with the death loop he gets breaks in between each death.

[@Idkmanyoutuber]

Since diavolo died so many times, I’m sure he died at some point by insulting josukes hair

[@miyuki-sama9559]

Poor Diavolo

[@glyphidbulkdetonator]

I'm sure his hair's as bad as Diavolo's. I mean, just look at it!

[@engineer_gaming296]

@@glyphidbulkdetonator bro made the worst mistake of his life

[@Idkmanyoutuber]

@@glyphidbulkdetonator careful, josuke might hear that

[@grenadotornado3473]

@@Idkmanyoutuber man, you're scared saying that Josuke hair looks stupid, as if he would come and smash my headskdbhvcgumnknkj gfvtjhjgkvgfdnhcr

[@ioratv]

6:45 He dies by old age because Kira Yoshikage keeps repeating that same line over and over and over.

[@jotadio608]

More like by thirst or hunger

[@clapworked]

The last part where he said “Your next line will be, YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME” 😂 never gets old

[@mr.dankmemes]

Bro learn it during gay time😏💀😂

[@mr.dankmemes]

I mean he learn it from Joseph

[@mr.meme5907]

I am here to claim territory for Le caffeine crew.

[@BankDaOne]

I felt the 9:29 one

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

The last one got me... And probably the best one... He accepted his fate, he realized his mistakes, he told his other self a very good speech WITHOUT SKIPPING THE FUCKING TIME, he scold himself, and became JOSEPH.

[@cosmic-nexus3338]

V⁸

[@mroffice8166]

I like how he progressively just starts having fun with it

[@tuppiee1752]

Nah he just kinda bored rather than having fun

[@mroffice8166]

@@tuppiee1752 What? Did you even watch the video haha? 9:43 He literally says he is having fun.

[@susboi7013]

realizing all of this is canon just makes you feel more bad for Diavolo

[@concept5631]

Nah dude kinda sucks

[@ekalorschmekalor2885]

He killed Bucciarati

[@Insanearc]

@@ekalorschmekalor2885 and pussy killed jotari and everyone basically Pussy deserves the inf death not diablo

[@your_avarege_otaku]

@@ekalorschmekalor2885 but he's in a eternal death loop so even if he regrets he's actions he will still be stuck in this loop

[@chocolatelover9121]

Then again he supposively has cheated fate many times over with his Ability, if he had just accepted any of those fates he would not have ended up like this He should know better than that something would become inevitable someday (Also he should have just instructed them to drop off Trish and take action after the gang left, instead of involving Bucciarati which led to the gang pursuing him)

[@einzzweidrei1530]

Since this is all canon, Diavolo had more character development here than in the anime

[@NoobzinTheNoob]

Than any other anime actually

[@TigrexHunter95]

@@NoobzinTheNoob he prob have more character development than any of us, and that is funny

[@readthiscomment6748]

Would that include deaths from outside his own anime? Like being killed by spongebob or snapped by thanos would all be cannon?

[@jdu241]

@@readthiscomment6748 Yes, it would be canon as long as Diavolo died.

[@Deflamed_Sphere]

he is buddy with Subaru now?

[@robertlupa8273]

Diavolo: _"Your next line is: 'You have genuinely angered me', toyu!"_ The other Diavolo: _"You have genuinely angered me!"_ *punch* Diavolo: _"(worth it lmao)"_

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

He knows his line so much, he became Joseph out of nowhere.

[@Marius04020]

Diavolo trolling himself is golden 😭 😂

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

One might even call it a gold experience.

[@Diavolotheboss66]

Am I gold though? I just wanted to see my daughter

[@Dr81a]

@@Diavolotheboss66 can I see

[@the_worst_user]

@@Diavolotheboss66 yeah bro can we see?

[@mutanmoss4788]

A golden experience moment

[@AngryCrimson322]

10:04 this is the exact moment when Diavolo became Naruto

[@leokang6841]

Talk-no-jutsu be like:

[@quanlinglingdinglenut7902]

He could've just jumped in the ocean after trolling himself, not killing Infinite Death Diavolo would be a second layer of anger for Diavolo

[@ZeroOne-s7h]

@Angry Crimson Hello brother

[@the_worst_user]

Wait king crimson literally separated?

[@minecraftamogus]

bravo, Araki

[@delila5034]

It would've been funny if they did this for real as like a bonus episode, just redoing past scenes of major deaths but putting him through it.

[@okbro..]

keep laughing until you realize this canon

[@masterbread1453]

lmao i love diavolo getting scared from pillar men

[@slammbamm1977]

who wouldn't be scared if massive muscular hot male strippers start approaching you?

[@BlackPhush]

diavolo: please make this one quick sees dio with a road roller* also diavolo: youshi( NOICE ) 4:13

[@BoundaryYoukai]

3:18 Everyone gangsta until Wamuu says "We can still clap cheeks using your dead body"

[@nothingness4068]

If there's any body left

[@exoticbutters1025]

Luckily he wont feel it

[@hugocastaenda4387]

What body? He got crushed, I'd doubt anything's left

[@mlgprosam2873]

Remember there’s a life where Diavolo watches part 7 and 8 animated then dies of a stroke

[@data_redacted4641]

The fact that all of this is canon

[@BruhTheSleepMaster]

and the fact that diavolo stoled your line

[@data_redacted4641]

@@BruhTheSleepMaster damn

[@Malloooow]

Damn, they made JoJo canon in JoJo now

[@menacemaguire335]

It’s cannon you killed him

[@Phaz0nFckr]

I like the idea that Diavolo is so delusional that he doesn’t even recognize himself

[@eobardthawne6969]

I would absolutely love a spin-off of just Diavolo having fun in the infinite death loop 😂

[@MrJefferson07]

That would be golden.

[@greenstarthecat1019]

@@MrJefferson07golden wind requiem

[@HebiTan]

Giorno : *Puts Diavolo in death loop* MorcaH : "Hmm... yeah I can milk you"

[@testuser3643]

i was drinking my sprite while reading this and i laughed so hard i just spit the sprite back out LMAO

[@olamias]

MorcaH will milk Diavolo to death. It's also canon.

[@Vodka6329]

Death by Milking is canon

[@sudhirgangwar3292]

I love how Diavolo bullies his past self

[@oldestmanjenkins]

This is the best Diavolo death loop OVA we have unless DP does something.

[@keane4464]

I like how diavolo just accepts this and started enjoying it

[@DokutaParasu]

i love how diavolo gets in a loop where he gets killed by his own stand but he just trolls him lmfao

[@aimchik]

11:00 well, Diavolo tried. Both of them

[@suckerman7gm]

Time Paradox

[@Kagenou_Cid]

And that's how Diavolo is still traumatized on whamu

[@Rum598]

whamu

[@ianmannytv]

Whamu

[@randomrock567]

Whamu

[@keen8549]

Wamuu

[@MadG2I]

Whamhu

[@beanjams4071]

imagine diavolo revived with all the memories of his many death's, to be put up against wonder of u. He would automatically predict every calamity coming his way, and win flawlessly

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Then WoU just punches him in the face, which kills him. That would be very confusing for any stand users seeing that.

[@fadingshadow165]

​@@randomyoutuber2633hahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wiewio8035]

Wonder, if Diavolo would end up in a scenario where he dies after a long, happy life, will he spend his life normaly or will he be teleported right into his last moments.

[@Deon2137]

since he will live out every possible scenario of death i guess so

[@thecheezepirate340]

I mean its infinite death, not infinite lives so diavolo will probably just teleport into his last moments

[@LORDMM.]

eventually he would run out of scenarios where he could die, would it just restart or would he actually die?

[@wiewio8035]

@@LORDMM. i think he would reset, its an *infinite* loop.

[@Zorn_Arc_Vortigern]

@@LORDMM. pretty sure the scenarios won't run out, eventually Diavolo will 💀 by A Dog drinking water while p¡ss¡ng acid below Diavolo dissolving his face. Trust me, that definitely happened.

[@Some_Shmuck]

I like how this video is exactly 11 minutes and 11 seconds

[@Invertablitz2]

i love the interaction between diavolo and himself lol

[@Benjamin-vl2oh]

Love how he got his brain so rotten because of the deaths that he even celebrates them and messes with his killers.

[@Electirc]

I like how all of this is canon

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

𝙈𝙚 𝙩𝙤

[@mumenrider1908]

@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s *Me too

[@tranqle73]

I love how the first death implies he sacrificed himself to save Jonathan, which foreshadows Diavolo’s character arc later in the video

[@hioman]

Since diavolo has died every death, that means he's died by learning hamon for years, then sending his life energy to Jonathan Joestar so that Jonathan can defeat Bruford

[@ezavewatkins5025]

I love how right when I check I get a unskillanle ad

[@xdsmartiezz]

diavolo has died so much, he's probably read part 9 before all of us

[@hggs4466]

Diavolo has seen everything that could happen and has happened in the entire jjba universe since he has appeared in every moment in time

[@Snow_Cultist]

7:34 Death by being too bored

[@tedioabsoluto5780]

i did wish there was a spin off series or a ova of just diavolo deaths and he trying to live with that, try to escape, reflex on life, basically mudane and day to day things but in infinite deaths, would be crazy, i would watch every second of it

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

Lolol!!! He found inner peace from the infinite Death loop but still went out trolling himself!

[@theholyknight9490]

I love that as long as diavolo dies it's canon no matter what that's just how broken golden experience requiem is

[@sphencerjakemabaet9230]

At this point diavolo will not care anymore

[@genesismultiverse4896]

*2:06* and diavolo dies of their sheer perfection because he looked at them like the ark of the covenants

[@joogr2949]

Bro died so many times he found himself a purpose, making fun of everyone as a form provocation and have a good laugh before dying

[@sippyboivergil9198]

Diavolo trolling himself has to be the funniest shit I've seen for a minute.

[@Oxygium]

9:15 Diavolo becoming Joseph Joestar

[@Tango.Downed.]

Diavolo really should be a main character, maybe like a spin-off story on how he realizes the error of his ways and just screws around in his death loop

[@rebirth2526]

Spin off like Deathman question

[@Dr81a]

I love how instead of him trying to escape he's like I wonder what will happen in todays episode

[@bad4987]

8:00 moment when diavolo got killed by himself

[@bad4987]

9:30 same moment

[@bad4987]

11:01 and again

[@tranqle73]

7:32 Love the implication that Diavolo got bored to death here

[@kinnerBoyAdvance]

The funniest thing is that all of this is canon

[@pg2201]

You won't be clapping ANY cheeks today!😭😂

[@dimaudalow]

When Diavolo dies to Dio's knife, I'd imagine Jonathan swearing a life debt to him like his father, while all the others are wondering who the hell invited a clown for Dio's arrrest.

[@MrTheDvok]

I love that at the last death he went literally insane and started acting like Joseph. Looks like someone got those Pillar Men PTSDs

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

9:59 Diavolo realized his shit and became a shounen protagonist--

[@møørrick]

"You won't be clapping ANY cheeks today!" -Diavolo, 2022 (I think)

[@mr.meme5907]

This should actually be a spinoff

[@wonderincgames]

Diavolo died even more times than my will to live

[@FormalShadow]

I likehow diavolo is like YOOSH when he got road rollered

[@MiguelPart1]

He will never get his cheeks clapped by a gay vampire who slept in the sea for 100 years

[@brandonbasilio4585]

@@MiguelPart1 no.. he will

[@MiguelPart1]

@@brandonbasilio4585 Too bad he teleported into a next death.

[@pessoaaleatoria2586]

Diavollo died so much that he realized that incest was wrong and decided to redeem himself

[@CaIIMeVen]

10:55 bro did a joseph

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

Imagine not knowing some of those people and you got involved because of the curse Giorno caused you.

[@suckerman7gm]

People keep talking about how each death is canon and all... But can we talk about the death in 0:58, where Dio tries to get Diavolo's body, actually is also a cool yet possibly unintentional reference. (In case if you don't know what I mean, Diavolo's voice actor also voiced Jonathan in the lost Phantom Blood movie.)

[@lil_mouss2004]

Tell me you are a hardcore jojo fan without tell me

[@WeirdTroll666]

the duration of this vid is 11:11 ---> 1+1+1+1= *4* MISTA WAS RIGHT

[@leoisdumb5231]

4 likes....

[@nothingness4068]

@@leoisdumb5231 holy shit

[@gidgrom]

@the leader of noob and am making it 5

[@Noeyebara]

@@leoisdumb5231 4 likes on u

[@octa-pie]

Remember mark from battle tendency? I'm surprised Diavalo hasn't died like that yet

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

Sliced Nazee.

[@lukayaroslav9914]

He probably did. You just never see it.

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

8:15 Dude realized his mistake because of his own self killed him. (And the funniest part, it's not suicide but it is also suicide-- HAHAHAHA)

[@BlixerYoshiMiiometryDash]

0:20 *Kira's Simplified Logo theme plays* AAAGH! NANDATOH!!!

[@blackclothes_gematria]

ディアボロとばっちり受けてて草

[@imjustaguy1721]

Saying "you gonna kill yourself again" is such a cursed line

[@Jakito_0946]

Fun Fact: Diavolo has a positive attitude in the death loop because he realized there’s a 100% chance he’ll die via milf

[@gamefinite]

What my teammates see me be like in any fps game :

[@rei-nh8fn]

10:35 man pulled a naruto

[@WendoDoux]

9:00 I can totally find this very accurate for Diavolo, as he would probably end up fooling around and more with himself, lol

[@dalepadao2350]

Imagine Diavolo dying because he's unworthy to the stand arrow

[@txrtle_nation]

“You won’t be clapping any cheeks today”

[@javodey]

Diavolo getting donuted by King Crimson is just hilarious to me

[@abdoustyle1937]

Because he'll become good Guy and never let figure out his ruthless stand like this

[@markstevenrotagines]

Damn diavolo really used talk no jutsu on him self

[@uguslife]

this is just perfect!

[@hotkoyoto]

You know, considering GER makes you experience infinite deaths of every possible situation imaginable and unimaginable. All of these deaths and more can all be considered canon too. Even if the 'time' of the event is off. It's infinite death throughout every possible reality. So, you just gave us a glimpse of canon material that's still technically going on to this day. I love it~

[@Justalonelyboy-h4w]

can we consider a death in which he shits so hard he died?

[@artesavel]

I love the most the fact that Diavolo infinite death loop is making literally anything canon in JoJo. Any other plot turn (like Giorno beating Pucci)? It's absolutely canon, as long as Diavolo dies anywhere. ALL JoJo fan animations and comics? Totally canon, make sure Diavolo is seen somewhere. JoJo crossover with pokemon and made in abyss? Hell yeah, that's canon, just slap Diavolo.

[@grhtheblahaj4248]

This nearly killed me! I cant stop laughing 😂😂😂 the fake subs for this are so damn good!

[@doiiyo]

there should be like a short spin off series where its just diavolo dying in the most bizarre ways possible

[@LettuceConsumer4]

This Video Is A Certified DIAVOLO CLASSIC

[@shiratojin]

This makes me wanna write a fanfic about Diavolo (like Dead Man’s Questions but with an extremely paranoid diavolo)

[@MountainMemelord]

Diavolo really got hit with the "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

[@user-abatyadetyatyatya]

吉良吉影のBGMで一部にディアボロが居るってカオスすぎw

[@gojoisakitkatfr]

Imagine if Diavolo gets to a reality where he is fighting Giorno and he actually beats him but he dies to cancer

[@nitulthapar]

Wait by that logic diavolo has beaten Goku and died by tripping on a stone?

[@gojoisakitkatfr]

@@nitulthapar WOAH U JUST BLEW MY MIND

[@negativeborders2673]

We could make an argument that any time a person dies in fiction diavolo has died in that way

[@dannyboots]

He died like the frog from Shrek 2

[@Mrpotential1123]

I love how he just starts having fun with it

[@deadlyx21]

I mean if diavolo died infinite times he literally saw everything i mean literally EVERYTHING he saw me when i was playing games but a hand is out of my back and someon is kicking my head and i keep saying I AM DIAGORNIO and my face looks like jotaro's hat (this is the randomest thing i could think)

[@marchadow3957]

"I've respawned again" Relatable.

[@Remilia-f3g]

Now that Diavolo understood the whole story of JoJo... but too late..

[@lordtouchme8328]

I love how Diavolo enjoys trolling himself

[@brunobuccirati6692]

8:06 laughed so hard my ma checked on me

[@thelgiver5844]

0:25 first Diavolo gets killed by Giorno and then he gets killed by his dad.

[@OP-zd6tf]

5:25 Jojo craft:

[@VarianAlva]

Its also canon that one of Diavolo's death is one where he died of old age surrounded by his loving family during his last minutes

[@Batmaniggga]

Then He respawns on a gaybar getting trampled by a stampede of robotic rainbow rhinos with Dio's head

[@Cantilopea1122]

The fact all of this is technically cannon

[@Melon-r3f]

Alternate title: *Diavolo fucking dies for 11 minutes*