115 batshit stupid things you can put on the internet in as fast as I can go by Dan Tentler

[@scottmanley]

Helmets? I need one with face protection to stop injuring myself from all the facepalm moments.

[@alex3mirillas]

+Scott Manley Scott Manley is litterally everywhere...

[@jmullentech]

^ I ain't even mad. Actually pretty impressed. (and happy to see Scott's got the same interest outside of physics and whatnot!)

[@Slow2Life]

What are you doing here Scott?

[@testuser1337]

Why am i not surprised to find you Here loool

[@Croissinate]

Take a shot every time this dude says "What could possibly go wrong", "Fun times" or "Good job".

[@benjaminlynch7835]

Daniel Wallace "Watch the news"

[@Kas_Styles]

😂😂😂

[@morphman86]

The cameras that take pictures of every single car is usually used for both-free toll systems. Instead of blocking up traffic to get the toll paid, the camera snaps a picture, a system reads the reg plate and matches to the owner and 2 weeks later the owner gets a bill form the council. Gothenburg has about 12 of these cameras.

[@henrikalbritter8807]

On the TV station at 11:05. Its a Japanse Tv station. Possible one of the folowing Tokyo MX, SUN, TVQ, CTC, TVS, GBS, MTV, tvk, BS11, AT-X. In the second column you can see Love Stage adn blow that Fate/Kalleid Liner Prisma Illya witch are bothe anime series broadcastet by those networks. acording to my research episode 6 was arring Aug 17, 2013.

[@morphman86]

45:50 That's a Swedish desalination plant. It takes water from 4 wells and remove the salt from them before pumping it out wherever it goes. There's nothing there you can really change, it's all statistics about the current system. The most you can do with that (without using other tools) is to sound the alarm (which I'm guessing isn't a physical alarm, just some popup on another computer for someone else to ignore).

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

How come I haven't seen this in SIX FREAKING YEARS? it's hilarious!

[@BSKustomz]

Right, Viss' Shodon defcon talk was amazing, now 8 years later I stumble upon this

[@douro20]

44:55 Alpthal is a village in Switzerland... I believe 47:47 is a device which washes dairy cows.

[@SpiDeRReal]

'Hot parlor wash' is in reference to washing a rotational milking setup at a dairy

[@osterpenpen9379]

The DOS on VNC basically HAS to be a virtual machine of some kind. I cannot think of any other way to get VNC to work in DOS.

[@ashleybishton742]

In Kali you just do an nmap scan and then you literally find out how many monitors they got on their vnc and type it into VNC viewer and their shell just literally pops up on your screen soon as you press enter. It could even be their desktop lol it could even be scada networks

[@olegnovitskiy1098]

Human stupidity is infinite :) Thanks. Awesome presentation!

[@ashleybishton742]

It's 2020 and I can find loads on VNC viewer it's crazy

[@pedenulle]

DOS, Kali, CMD, Shell, open proxy - go nuts!

[@ashleybishton742]

Kali and shodan is your best friend. VNC viewer is your best friend

[@anonzimmermann4907]

Passionflower @ Kingsford Sydney. Listed as "Permanently Closed"

[@Kas_Styles]

😂

[@mrcofer]

44:00 i think that is an VM just spawned in an openstack setup. the default image is a very lightweight linux distro used for testing your setup

[@coolsebz]

I completely lost it at the ragedit comment! This guy is a legend!

[@danytnt5151]

35:06 this is a list of alarms activated at several stores around Ashkelon (a city in Israel)

[@scootergirl3662]

I am curious how many of these are honeypots? Ofc, he probably has ways to check for that. Some of these though would require quite the creative mind to make as a honeypot.

[@V530-15ICR]

41:01 can see the IP of the one who connected (maybe the same who took the screenshot)

[@V530-15ICR]

40:37 I'm 100% sure that was written by a bot

[@DKTAz00]

Hahaaa, OLD PEOPLE! Cold for you! xD

[@ashleybishton742]

hes done other talks with the same speech but this one i feel he really connects to the audience. one of tentlers biggest fans. i love his work. and still in 2020 were still seeing them

[@dakat5131]

"leet hackers take down powergrid! (someone put the controls online)"

[@dev2bhai]

awesome talk and I am not amused cause I myself found few of network share with family photos why will they do that?

[@VraccasVII]

28:30 I spot Krautchan...

[@tryitout-701]

how does he find them?

[@Fodi_be]

Using "masscan"; you can find the tool on GitHub.

[@ashleybishton742]

​@@Fodi_bealso shodan too

[@jakereason8095]

he obviously never worked as IT support. People don't care about security. What they care about is making what they want to happen happen. "You know what would reeeeeealy be cool? Being able to monitor my employee/machine from home." ... "Password? No. no. no. We don't need to complicate things" ... "I'm your boss, and I'm TELLING you to do it."

[@Donatellangelo]

And that's how big companies get hacked!

[@cybercat1531]

You clearly don't know Dan. He worked tech support and its exactly part of that which shaped his views. And he's sick of the attitudes and carelessness people have in regards to security.

[@user-ej7ss8ei2g]

You have no idea who this dude is.

[@mhcbon4606]

sooo... 7 yars later, did it change ? feel lke askng the question is already answering it :x

[@ashleybishton742]

I taken over a ship with vsat lmao from shodan search.

[@bearchildofdeath]

fun times

[@ZeCatable]

Maybe the MacOS has an alternative layout (AZERTY?). Those badly automated injections say a lot about the state of the internet. They don't even bother going half-throttle or try to sophisticate things a little ; which means they pwn stuff really too often and easily. Quite funny talk, anyway... :-D

[@simplylinn]

Actually having switched to Dvorak, I've noticed that it's an unintended security feature when keyboard commands suddenly doesn't map to the correct ones. I've had colleagues trying to mess with my computer when I forget to lock it when I go to grab a coffee (We have a policy of not leaving your computer unlocked and unattended. And when it happens we show why by messing with the computer in question) My computer usually just have a terminal open with a bunch of gibberish typed. My go-to command for messing with my colleagues when they forgot to lock their computer is to type "setxkbmap dvorak".

[@wdulmage]

Wow my guy doesn't know about the velvet revolution

[@ashleybishton742]

When IC I to people computers I out porn hub on their internet browser then shut my terminal. Someone's been watching porn on their pc lmao

[@hakology]

great talk :D

[@patrickscholl7919]

Does this count as a DONG?

[@zuludude2]

Oh hey I used to use that minecraft texture pack!

[@thatpaulschofield]

"This presentation should be completely understandable for non-technical folks." Proceeds to use every possible bit of technical jargon conceived to man.

[@Neferati1]

ugh, nerds trying to be funny is so cringy. And they always sound the same.

[@MiddnightGoose]

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

[@crunchy1653]

Well, it's funny to other nerds, which is what this talk was for. Dipshit.

[@ashleybishton742]

Neferati you wouldn't even know where to start to get to this sort of stuff. You wouldn't even know how to get this stuff up. I can I can do it all day if I want to and I don't even need code lmao. It's easy not easy for people like you tho.

[@BSKustomz]

Good this there's nearly endless content on the web that you can bugger off and watch then