We get drunk and watch Morbius (2022) ft. Jared Leto

[@RAZZLEMedia]

I'm hearing RAZZLE put an after-credits scene on this video..

[@IcyDiamond]

It’s probably not Space Chimps but a man can dream

[@nonenone2173]

What the fashizzle my whizzle?

[@IHopegood]

Let it be Spider-Man 3…

[@Movypro23]

Space chimps likely coming in October 😁

[@calexthomas]

Straight up. plz look into the forgotten Star Wars movies Ewok Adventure, it's live action and its REAL. The stuff gave me nightmares as a kid

[@claritycontrol1530]

Matt Smith is literally the only actor in this film who knows what's going on. That's why he's just enjoying himself. Everyone else is playing this straight-faced, but Matt knows this is just gonna be a fucking meme and he owns it.

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Because he's a good person

[@duckduckgoose8049]

I love Matt Smith. He's such a fun actor! I hope he gets cast in more fun roles in hopefully better movies.

[@gamemediafan1714]

@@multifanderisverycrafty I mean I don't think an actor doing a fun performance in a bad movie means they're a good person.

[@conlooka9356]

Good he was in this, this movie was sick and it really needed a doctor

[@ahuman3642]

Ikr, that’s why we here in England love him. He knows when it’s gonna end up a meme and plays into it

[@jamessimon6220]

Fun fact: there is no CGI in this movie! Jared Leto can just do that!

[@676ida3]

What about milo? There's no way that's real it has to be cgi or some costume........

[@jamessimon6220]

@@676ida3 nah JL just kissed him to transfer his soul like in Rise of Skywalker

[@stinky9675]

@@676ida3 Its the pilates, obviously

[@leasagna2202]

The power of method acting

[@mac_sour]

@@jamessimon6220 i actively weeped when reading this comment. you're a beautiful human being, truly ascended individual. i hope one day civilization can one day evolve to develop such a thick and wrinkled mindset. you're a god amongst men, and thank you for your service.

[@theflickchick9850]

I literally thought the constant random singing of "have sex" was just Razzle being Razzle until the actual dancing scene hit and I realized with horror and awe that it was an actual song...

[@chiachimariachi4682]

ME TOO LMFAO

[@zuresei]

that happened with my friends the first time i watched it. i was like, "oh haha i guess it's a meme i missed out on," and Lo.

[@Kerruo]

The song is telling you what to do instead of watching Morbius

[@MicrowaveSociety]

MORBIUS IS THE MOST MOVIE OF ALL TIME 💥‼️

[@nerdysniper6194]

Wait what?

[@Crimson.Creates]

It truly is one of the movies to ever exist

[@drivingstudios6151]

les goo, crossover of the century right here everyone

[@ajgonzalez5236]

Why does this sentence perfectly describe this movie 😭

[@snackpirate_]

MORBIWAVE MORBIUSOCIETY!!!

[@StuckonStupid84]

My only disappointment is that when Vulture met with Morbius, nobody said "you know, I'm something of a batman myself."

[@Divinityhaloo]

DUDE For real!! 😭😂

[@nicksmyth4050]

Matt Smith is unironicaly the best (and only good) actor in this film, cause he’s the only one who feels like he’s from the same universe tonal-wise as Venom. Everyone else is playing this serious and he acts like he’s in the meme version on Morbius everyone jokes about. It's like how you can tell the actors, writers, & directors of the Venom films knew exactly what type of movie they were making, Matt Smith is the only guy in Morbius who shares that

[@Dominion69420]

Well you just cant go wrong with matt smith

[@Proserpira]

When i saw the movie in theatres with a friend (empty theatre) i was thinking they held Matt back. He's a comedy actor and is very much into physical comedy, and I feel like they held him back. The dance scene felt out of place.

[@nicksmyth4050]

@@Proserpira Honestly the dance scene was the only laugh this movie got out of me that wasn't ironic... cause that would be exactly what I would do in his situation. If I was borderline paraplegic my whole life then suddenly I'm a superhero (er, villain), I'd be dancing too, and go out to party

[@HeyitsTom999]

@@nicksmyth4050 Yeah! The movie tries to play it off like it's this really menacing ominous sort of thing. but it's just Matt Smith being a goofball because he knows the only way this movie's gonna be any good is if it's fun.

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Matt Smith is amazing. His acting is always incredible. I'll always know him as the Doctor but I'm really excited to see him in the GOT prequel! I can't wait to see more of his work

[@samuelsmith5400]

Imagine if Zack Syder directed Morbius and we got a slow-motion dramatic acappella version of the "have sex” scene

[@glarnboudin4462]

Thanks! I hate it!

[@crypt1dcr3ature]

I’m imagining that the choreography does not change, just the music. Slow zooms galore. It would be The Most Scene Of All Time, and I would be laughing my lungs out

[@lilymakescrap3816]

Ain’t that a scene in Joker

[@SpookiSandwich]

Can't wait to see their reaction to the Morbius man saying "It's morbin' time!" and morbing into a Morbius, it's going to be the Razzle morbment ever!

[@maureenobrien4968]

Even better was when he said “Don’t get angry, get Morbed.”

[@vhsquid]

The most impressive thing about this movie is that someone managed to compress it into a 49mb file so that it could be shared on Twitter, Discord, Tumblr, etc. in HD

[@NukaCorgi]

The low quality Discord version was the first time I actually watched this movie lmaoooo

[@potetoesman]

@@NukaCorgi link?

[@NukaCorgi]

@@potetoesman KZbin will probably delete my comment with a link but you can probably find a screenshot of the link somewhere if you search “Morbius Discord full movie” lmao

[@chrystalmaniac]

Can't forget about the person on tumblr who put the entire movie on their ds and played it in the sewers at night

[@NukaCorgi]

@@chrystalmaniac I just saw that post last night, it has such feral energy I love it.

[@jackson.chetta]

This is without a doubt one of the Razzle commentaries of all time.

[@literallyjesusbehindbars]

Hopefully it gets a morbillion likes.

[@Zezyzec]

Im sure it is

[@tollliver9343]

Eh, that's a bit too controversial for me...

[@GrayWoIf]

Out of all the razzle commentaries...this is one of them.

[@Luissv72]

I recently got a new cat. We named him Morbius. The other day my friends wanted me to hang out with them, I sent a pic of my cat passed out on my chest. All the replies were "oh no, he got Morbed!"

[@rosetoyitis]

not funny didn’t laugh

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

😐

[@jonasquinn7977]

I laughed

[@loganisreallyraw]

@@rosetoyitis So original, we're all laughing our asses off, over here!

[@declassify420]

its so funny to identify a living animal after a topical joke!

[@giotte4643]

"It's Morbin' Time" is something that our generation will never forget.

[@shanestevens5352]

I think what will make us never forget it is Sony rereleasing the movie only for it to bomb again

[@minecraftamogus]

@@shanestevens5352 literally the funniest part of the whole thing

[@gamer3ed484]

I love how unironically pumped everyone was during the Have Sex scene.

[@robertbrookes2000]

I'm sure Razzle didn't know that James Cordem appeared in two Matt Smith era Doctor Who episodes, but they still made the connection between the two actors.

[@marvelouslee4427]

As a person who has somehow missed a lot of the Morbius memes, I thought the “have sex, have sex” was a reference to a separate music video. Like how “Zendaya is Meechee” was for Smallfoot. What the actual fvck is this movie

[@Olivia-dg4fb]

I thought it was a joke as well 💀

[@GrayWoIf]

This also comes out in the movie out of goddamn nowhere. Almost like they put a camera in his trailer and then added it to the film.

[@KawaiiStars]

the actual lyrics are EKSE, EKSE, which is in a south african language (means to move up and down)

[@RedGenesectNinja]

I thought it said “success, success”

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

@@KawaiiStars I feel like it was such a weird choice of song. Like, it’s not a bad song at all, it’s just so strange stylistically when compared to the rest of the movie. I mean, maybe if the movie wasn’t shit But the song remained if feel differently.

[@cristiangomezmontt6248]

Fun fact: The song that Milo is dancing to says "Have sex" because it's telling you what you should be doing while watching Morbius

[@willstob]

"I'll have to drink human blood again, and I just won't do that." Said while standing in the BLOOD LAB, where they use BLOOD for experiments, so missing an additional bag of FREELY AVAILABLE BLOOD would be the most easily doctored record possible. That is what they went with, just ignoring that the moment the requirement for real blood is brought up.

[@crowdemon_archives]

It's not very well thought out, alright... 😅

[@1mp3y]

My favourite part is where Dr Michael morbussy said it's morbin time and morbed all over them bad guys

[@thefunnyman8073]

My favorite part of the premeire is when Razzle walked on set and said "IT'S RAZZLING TIME!"

[@Monato_Zandu]

Mighty morbin Razzle rangers

[@spiltmilk0204]

nice pfp nerd

[@oneartsygal]

It was the Razzle and got a Morbillion views

[@TheKosmotect]

I really enjoyed the part at 30:57 where Jared Leto joins the call and they all chant "Morb" over and over until they summon Morbius from a bowl of shit.

[@nothingman7163]

“I’m gonna listen to no mor-b-ius” was absolutely brilliant

[@kiyadenham6515]

I love that razzle has the same reaction to seeing matt smith shirtless as I do which is to devolve into a nonsensical blabbering feral chaos

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

He's such a perfect human

[@juno1752]

@@multifanderisverycrafty my man has the facial proportions of a Moai head. But compared to Leto??? 11/10 would morb again.

[@haruthegremlin]

@@juno1752 The funniest thing about this comment to me is that in Doctor Who, a character basically says that the easter island heads were supposed to look like the Doctor, lol

[@cah137-y4s]

This scene is the reason why I’m so glad Morbius came out in 2022; if it had come out 10 years earlier, the concept of “evil shirtless vampire Matt Smith” would have rendered half the Internet uninhabitable to human life

[@fungicide9244]

Out of all the outstanding jokes it was the 'eat a fuckin' apple' that absolutely killed me.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

I love how everyone describes “morbing” as a verb but no one ever defines what it means. It’s like how in Rick and Morty when Squanchy says “squanch” and it’s meaning changes with the context I’m getting some comments saying “that’s the joke” or “that’s the point”. I understand the joke, I’m saying why I think it’s funny. Don’t be stupid.

[@naan000]

it's like the word smurf used as a verb

[@kaelang12]

a 19th century dictionary describes the phrase "got the morbs" as: -temporary melancholia

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

That’s the idea

[@MarrowsRedemptionArc]

@@thx4chrckingin say you get no bitches without saying you get no bitches

[@mattboy2313]

@@thx4chrckingin 2016 called, they want their unfunny 4chan manifesto back.

[@slipperyseel494]

Doesn't Morbius get arrested in this movie? Call this man 30 seconds to bars.

[@kaykv1231]

I still fully believe this movie would’ve been better if Matt smith was Morbius, but if that happened then we wouldn’t have the most iconic scene in cinema history

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

WE THINK THE SAME!!!

[@SaraBanartist]

Gotta give Jarded Letto this... He nailed playing a total freakazoid with too much time on his hands and a God complex in Blade Runner

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

i been saying this, jared leto can’t take normal roles. he should only take rolls as insane aloof megalomaniacal freaks because he is one in real life (plus he’s just a bad person). he was perfect in BR2049 because he plays a stilted, weird, unsettling dude - seeing him trying to act as a sympathetic character makes every alarm bell go off in my head.

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

I mean he was a pretty good junkie in Requiem For a Dream

[@thomasobrien1841]

I can already tell this is gonna be the best commentary you guys have made since Cat in the Hat

[@masquerabe6692]

Since Pixels*

[@catfan5576]

@@masquerabe6692 Yeah lol 😆

[@jamman5610]

Since Spider-Man 2*

[@FateZeroth]

@@jamman5610 that one was hilarious

[@abondvd8241]

Since “Venom”

[@jaydentries]

If they don't sing "VENOMMM" on the "I am venom" line, then I don't know what I'll do. I just won't be happy.

[@JayTohab]

Ok

[@goldenstamp7548]

ok

[@pacifistcowboy]

this is the commentary that made me laugh out loud the most, especially at 8:10 “she’s in mighty morbin’ power _danger_ ”

[@sebastianpedrozadesantos9078]

How dare you make a drunk commentary on the most perfect morbie to have ever morbed? HOW DARE YOU?!?!

[@theradmadlad7681]

It's Morbvious that they don't appreciate top tier cinema

[@melioi_boi8766]

Holy fuck you're making history. The first people to watch Morbius...

[@EggsBenedicts]

I loved the excitement for the Matt Smith dance scene

[@supermarketone]

The "please sir, can i have some morb" had me dying

[@hadhemybt]

i never knew i would find 4 men chanting "HAVE SEX HAVE SEX" funny, but here we are and i want more... bius

[@Hoofler]

They teased this in last nights stream and I was freaking out Can't wait to watch this, honestly they could do we get drunk and watch paint dry and I would still enjoy it!

[@madtomk3318]

Didn't they kind of do that with the Maleficient commentary? (If you know, you know)

[@Hoofler]

@@madtomk3318 lol ya that was a trial run,i'm talking like a 10 hour stream of nothing else XD

[@soap_eater4517]

When did they tease this?

[@Hoofler]

@@soap_eater4517 During the FF7 Stream last night! That was the greatest thing of all time if you missed it you have to check it out it was phenomenal! XD

[@alexadame436]

@@Hoofler April Fools Day maybe? 👀

[@Luissv72]

If somebody told you he was just an average Venom, not a Morb in the world... somebody lied.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I feel like this entire commentary is just endless, random combinations of the words "Morbius," "Venom," "Morbing," "Morb," "Batman," "Have" and "Sex."

[@33katec]

jesus the “pig blood” joke fucking SENT ME and i did a genuine spit take

[@sydneyw691]

This is a perfect encapsulation as to why Morbius was so good. Our collective monkey brains get the biggest dopamine rush when we hear "It's Morbin time." and BAM your depression is cured.

[@swatchbox6789]

Morbius is a great addition to the Razzle cinematic universe. Can’t wait till’ him and the Space chimps team up in the sequel.

[@JunohNebula]

I was literally just thinking "Wouldn't it be funny if Razzle did Morbius?" Just yesterday and low and behold. You guys never disappoint.

[@TarantulaR08]

They went that whole movie literally about bat blood and didn’t make a SINGLE joke about covid. Truly amazing

[@decipherthemind]

This is the kind of premium early access content I became a member for

[@sqmidward7693]

There are two wolves that howl in everyone, one that howls "It's morbin time" and the other that howls "have sex"

[@Chikadulce10]

I love the part where the movie pressured me into having sex. A great morbin' time that was.

[@SonicGirlsGeek]

Director: Okay, so I need you to play this scene really serious Matt. Matt Smith: Its okay, I've seen this episode a million times, I've got this. Director: Episode? Matt, this isn't Doctor Who. We don't need a funny man, we need you to be complex and serious. Matt Smith: Oh really? describe the plot. Director: Um... A scientist spends his whole life researching kinda magic kinda science bats... Matt Smith: ... Director: No no, see he experiments with them and he gets crazy powers and starts destroying the place on accident, so he goes into a crisis of morality... Matt Smith: ... Matt Smith: And your telling me this... isn't an episode of Doctor Who?

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

I love this

[@GrayWoIf]

Sir this is a Dr Morbs!

[@itsgrace717]

*a crisis of morbality

[@onearmedbandit84]

I love how Jared Leto is such a meme that they didn't even try to do a pun with the title of the video.

[@bigplayjayy]

Make a Logan-style Morbius movie with Jared Leto. Don't tie it in with any cinematic universe what-so-ever. Just a rough, beautiful, emotional tale about an older Dr. Michael Morbius. Have Daniel Espinosa direct. Give him full control. Watch the box office explode.

[@arrozoin9154]

This would the most movie of all time

[@BriannaBow]

0/10, not memable enough

[@DiamondBatToons]

Now THAT is a Morbius movie I'd watch! Screw this cinematic universe crap!

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Oldbius

[@NJ.Magpie]

I really hope Matt Smith's career isn't too badly affected by this movie, he was my favourite doctor of Doctor Who, I hope he gets a better role in a better movie soon

[@AceroKarina228]

Well he is in house of the dragon which in my opinion will probably overshadow this movie

[@TheMutantCreeper]

He’s most likely gonna return for the 60th anniversary of Doctor Who so that’ll boost him for the better.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Robert Paterson went from twilight to starring in The Batman. Matt Smith will be fine and get better roles

[@KawaiiStars]

well he's had the crown which is AMAZING, so i don't think this has done any damage

[@theradmadlad7681]

I would hope so. He was my favorite part of the movie

[@thefunnyman8073]

MY MORBIUSSY IS QUAKING RN

[@oleanderrots]

a week or 2 ago i did a watch along with my friends of morbius. we were delirious by the time it started already, we were calling for at least 5 hours and got done with the funniest jackbox session ever. it was a vote between ponyo or morbius and everyone except one of the 4 of us voted for morbius. this movie was so bad, i cried twice from it making me laugh so hard, one of my friends stepped away for about 20 minutes bc he couldnt handle it, it was a chorus of "morbin time" like tortured souls screaming out in pain, we ended up overlapping kevin macleod during the boat fight scene which was the only correct way to watch this godforsaken movie, whenever milo came on screen we just started chanting in britishian, the milo dance scene was the death of me i just couldnt handle it the music choice was the best and worst thing i started coughing, crying, and laughing he looked so pasty, we could not finish this movie bc we were just so exhausted from this experience and we could not handle it.

[@ghostriposte2977]

I’ve seen Morbius 7 times, all illegally and with friends. And every time I see the blue M I think we’re watching Mega Mind, so this is truly a Morbin Mind feature.

[@drchristophe207]

Morbius Morbius 2: More bius Morbius 3: it’s morbin time Morbius and the morbiverse of morbius The morbius cinematic universe is really starting to grow.

[@hunterrogers757]

I'm just disappointed no one is talking about the puns in the commentary. They're so good and funny asf.

[@mattuwu9978]

16:05 “Or is it a copyBAT” This is the most unrealistic part of the movie. A local news station would’ve ABSOLUTELY used that pun instead of just “copycat”.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Some reporter and journalist are going to take that pun and run with it to Hell and back.

[@Indeeditsjoseph]

If somebody told you that it was morbin time, somebody truthed.

[@sawyer6264]

Y’know, I’m something of a Morbius myself

[@coolguyyy9071]

This channel should have 1M Subs getting drunk while watching films and simping for whatever is definitely worth 1M Subs

[@Zacman1123]

First Microwave Society, now Razzle. This week is very Mor-bid.

[@StevenGarcia118]

I can’t wait for these guys to get drunk and watch “Madame Web.” I can tell that is going to be good and funny to watch.

[@eloso2225]

My favorite part was when Dr.Who put the sex song and Dr. Michael Morbius played by multifaceted talented actor Jared Leto Morbed all over him!

[@keeganrankin2985]

My favorite part of Morbius is when Morbius Prime yells "Morbibots, Morb out!" and they all transmorb into the Morbmobile.

[@themonomyth2168]

Literally did a drinking game to this movie a couple of days ago lol and it was MADNESS. You had to scull your drink every time he morbed (went vampire mode) so every so often you would hear someone scream from the living room ‘HE’S MORBING!!!!’ followed by groans and screams of despair by the end of it🤣🤣

[@raider7418]

Ngl, this commentary felt like the true pinnacle of all the razzle jokes

[@TekkaDGoofy]

Can believe they're finally watching this, it's my movie of all time

[@Iceleopard45]

I think we can all agree that morbius is “The room” of superhero movies

[@crowdemon_archives]

The acting in Morbius definitely reminds me of The Room lol

[@GoodyBadApple]

Can't wait for Morbius: Origins when we get to see the procedure where his bones get covered in Morbium.

[@malachitehawk6337]

I was shocked when I heard they haven’t seen it yet. Then I remembered like Sony the internet gaslit me into thinking this was actually a popular movie

[@Movypro23]

Can’t wait for the drunk Harry Potter script read with Ben Hagrid 😁

[@Movypro23]

@Axis Line Media avadaka-chili dog! 😄👍🏻🌭

[@katiemartin6991]

18:22 "Marion" WAS the name of Jennifer Connelly's character (Jared Leto's girlfriend) in Requiem for a dream.

[@artinez2356]

This is one of the drunk commentaries of all time!

[@Salamanders01]

Live chat is over flowing with Morbius puns I love it

[@Zombiesnyder13]

VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT And now KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT Sony's cinematic universe is doomed to fail And all because of AVI ARAD

[@nerdycloudproductions]

“Dr. Mikey Morbi” is probably the funniest thing to me LOL

[@talkaboutnowt6644]

Matt Smith is too good of an actor to be in this hunk of shi- I mean phenomenal Morbsterpiece

[@devilskull6768]

Jared leto: for prep during this movie I got bitten by 1,000 bats

[@sofiav7791]

"We filled a pool with Dr. Michael Morbeez" IM CRYING LMAO the puns in this are god tier

[@wolvepotter5858]

My cheeks are sore from smiling at this. Thank you Razzle for another amazing vide-orbius

[@Ivy-od1qu]

I cannot help but be reminded of the time my friend was making a vampire character for a dnd campaign and named him Schmichael "Gorbler" Gorbius

[@AyanT138]

I like how replacing a word or just the first syllable of it with morb makes the sentence infinitely more hillarious lol

[@AK-Drakoin]

You guys made me laugh so hard I ended up in the morbgue

[@AK-Drakoin]

I actually got a terrible ailment when I woke up the next morning after watching this lol

[@corporalpuddin5782]

"The only thing stronger than blood, is family".

[@XeresKyle]

She wasn't wearing jeans, she was wearing... _[Eminem]_ DENIM!

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

Wait a goddamn minute.. you mean to tell me he was able to inoculate himself with blood-sucking vampire powers WITHOUT the use of the BATS PILL?!

[@the_gagster_090]

as a wise man once said, "IT'S MORBIN TIME"

[@Neutral_Tired]

Matt Smith almost managed to carry this whole movie. They need to start casting him as the hero, he would be great

[@tattieverb265]

So incredible to see The doctor, moriarty and Dr Michael Morbius in the same scene

[@XMrChicagoX]

This is the first time. For. Me. In the Morble. Cinematic. Universe.

[@rhumrunners7]

I am so morbin for this reaction.

[@Silverwind87]

"Jared Leto and Matt Smith star in a vampire movie" sounds like a MAD parody or a Robot Chicken parody or maybe even an SNL parody. It sounds like something Tumblr would've made up 10 years ago.

[@JacobJames-fm8xk]

My friend downloaded this movie when it started spreading on the internet, and whenever that scene would come up of Milo almost dying, he laughs his ass off. He even applied a ton of filters to it to elevate the comedy. It's inexplicable.

[@deceitfulhero1723]

Man could work in a morgue as a mortuary assistant who drains the blood before the embalming process. Boom, he gets blood and doesn't kill someone himself.

[@MadilynnOconnorajm]

When I saw the video I was like "Morb- DOCTOR???" Then they started talking about the doctor and I was like THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!!

[@marvelouslee4427]

That trailer at the end got me so hype Ngl I thought it was Space Chimps related at first but I’m so excited for the reading, especially with Grant as Snape lmao

[@andrewrobinson4019]

An episode in which the boys peak their mics with Morbin’ puns. 10/10

[@lukekwasnica1850]

i just morbed all over the carpet when i saw this video is premiering soon

[@qxtjzz]

The “I think it has something to do with Spider-Man” line from vulture might tie with “somehow palpatine returned “ as the worst movie line of all time

[@TomTom-vu1hv]

Just discovered this channel with this video, immediately subscribed 😂😂

[@anaangel2648]

Can't believe they didn't talk abt how good "no more bs" was