#13. Rob Cesternino

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[@benseverson7820]

That long distance dedication has to be the greatest confessional of all time.

[@mike9857]

"What type of prune is this?" HAHAHA I'm done

[@philosopherperv]

Rob's line about not being held back by being handsome is probably my favorite line in all of Survivor history. It was just too perfect.

[@musicaleclecto]

Oh the shade...

[@devenbrunsell9537]

hes so underrated. he should get more recognition

[@chuggaconzoy]

He's generally recognized by people who are really into the history and evolution of the show as one of the best and one of the people who redefined strategy in Survivor. The reason you won't see people who may watch every season now and be into the strategy talk about him much is often because most of them don't know who the fuck he is and never saw The Amazon or only saw his prejury second season in All Stars.

[@jaylenbrownfan2112]

He has made a nice living off of the show. Really smart and a fantastic podcaster.

[@survivorbest4589]

Overrated*

[@turtlefan5372]

I heard he was invited back to bloood vs water but declined

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Overrated? Nobody talks about him except old school fans. He was a top 3 player in the first 7 seasons. Hardly overrated.

[@ShaniBellla]

As a kid a couldn't fully appreciate Grandmaster Sass Rob Cesternino. I was not worthy.

[@JohnBastardSnow]

Rob is hilarious.

[@arlynev9255]

facts

[@siegelink9549]

"NANANANA NANANANA HEY HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!"

[@TB-kl5vn]

Rob might be my favorite reality TV player ever. So funny and genuine.

[@maryhughes6372]

His Casey Kasem impression was good 😂

[@TheMorningtrain]

one of my top five favourite players. Im so thankful that he has continued entertaining survivor fans through rob has a podcast.

[@denistuohy2535]

Rob was the joker of survivor

[@srayj]

I almost forgot how entertaining Rob was! One of my favorite moments of his not in this compilation is when he was describing Jenna and Heidi and he was going to vote one out, so I believe and he said something like, "two girls, one brain, now only one half-wit left." It was kind of mean, but also pretty funny.

[@samanthasherman6750]

what a grade A sass queen

[@heathersciubba7985]

He's my dad's favorite player of all time and I've always wondered why. I think this video confirms why.

[@KWCline91]

Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York, He writes "Dear Casey, there's a mean old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate for me?" Well Rob, here's your request! Na na na na! Na na na na! Hey hey hey! Goodbye!

[@Tehui1974]

I thought this guy was one of the smartest strategists in survivor's 10 year history. I would have loved to have seen Rob C appear in Heroes vs Villains. Rob C, Boston Rob, Russell, Parvati & Richard Hatch......imagine that combination in the same tribe....fireworks baby!

[@xAlphaBxtch]

If only he won that last challenge ;-;

[@tneggs4115]

The finale made me so upset. Who knows, if he would have won he could be in the new all winners season

[@bangaliekanu5852]

Would he would’ve won

[@137mango]

He's so negative, and I love it. Amazon in general is a very negative toned season, and I love it!

[@crystalmoreno6747]

I still can’t believe Jenna won that last immunity challenge. If Rob would’ve won he would’ve definitely won that season

[@njc84]

Rob C def needs to return again. Great character. When he returned for All-Stars it wasn't too long after his initial season so everybody knew him well and what he did but if he came back now I think he could do great things once again.

[@Pancake3225]

I think it’s funny that Rob was so self-depreciating and acted like Heidi and Jenna were unattainable. Especially when Jenna revealed in his podcast that the girls were talking about guys on the other tribe they liked and Jenna said Alex and Rob were the two guys she would sleep with. Guys sometimes you just never know 😂

[@paul15ph66]

This is why he is my favourite contestant I love his vagina monologue quote or the one about how Matthew may kill them after the vote

[@dannybuchanan4654]

You are so sexy uhhhhh like me

[@SamShafiee]

"I don't think all the firewood in the forest is gonna keep your torch lit tonight buddy" BEST LINE EVER (right after Crystal's you have made my life hell from day one. forget chu, go home, goodbye)

[@GanondorfBowserHatch]

One of my favorite Cesternino moments is from the matching game reward challenge Rob:"Heidi, do you have any shampoo?" Heidi:"No, I don't" Daniel:"Heidi, do you have any shampoo" Rob:"I already asked her if she had shampoo!" Shawna:"Rob do you have any shampoo?" Rob:"No someone took it earlier, oh also Heidi doesn't have it either." LOL!

[@deviousPants]

That last clip makes me consider Rob being the male equivalent to Sandra.

[@9753Lukas]

LOL. They aren't even close to the same player. Rob C. is more similar to Johnny Fairplay but not as evil. Fairplay actually said that he tried to play similar to Rob C. when he went on Pearl Islands. The most similar player to Sandra would be Vecepia. Although I think Vecepia is probably a better player because Vecepia is better at challenges. But Vecepia and Sandra are two very good winners.

[@devinthesupersmosher]

Lukas Feuerstein lukas i think you just look at statistics when you determine who is a good survivor player im not gonna indulge further though no offense btw

[@9753Lukas]

devinthesupersmosher I think Sandra and Rob are both good players. They don't play anywhere close to them same type of game. There is more than one way to play Survivor and still be good at it.

[@johnfrick9995]

StevenHReyes I don't think Sandra is good at all. She coat tails it in in her two wins.

[@9753Lukas]

James Roberts You can't fault her for using that as a strategy if the other players don't do anything about it.

[@chuggaconzoy]

While there may have been a couple Survivors who have bested Rob in strategic gameplay since he played but he certainly evolved the way people strategically played Survivor. And I really don't think there have been any that have been able to match him in awesomeness. He would have destructionized any in the final 2.

[@MD-lu3gt]

“What kind of prune is this.” LMAO. I love rob and all his podcasts and show coverage!

[@katushwolf2348]

What I like about him is that he had a brain and really good strategy and he knew that it is just a show, he was funny and smart....sooo why didn't he win? Because Jenna knew that he could win, so she didn't take him to the final. Too bad! :(

[@AlexH274]

He didn't win b/c he couldn't win the last Immunity. Plain and simple.

[@ffillabong]

AlexH274 He expected the traditional "How well do you know your competition" questions and got an endurance comp.

[@devinthesupersmosher]

AlexH274 so all you have to do is when the final immunity to win the game so i guess kelly won instead of richard hmmm didnt know that

[@AlexH274]

devinthesupersmosher No, Rob played the best all around game. Watch the finale, they all would have voted for Rob if he was in the top 2.

[@devinthesupersmosher]

yea i know that wut chu talking bout willis lmfao

[@BladeBlur]

In an alternate universe the merge immunity challenge would be "What kind of Prune this is."

[@miracletimelover]

Cesternino never gets old

[@abenvthokie13]

Favorite players of all time... hands down the Robs (Cesternino and Mariano)

[@nerdatron]

I'm a new fan of his podcast, and I am loving this!

[@superawesomecaillougod6664]

Smartest player who didn’t win

[@LPlandOFazul]

I don't really remember Rob on this season which makes me sad because I love him now!! I just remember Heidi and Jenna being so annoying. I'm glad Rob has surpassed them, I believe, with his pod casts. Go Rob!!

[@timmarzullo5069]

Rob was the only one memorable that season, could you name anyone else besides jenna who is pretty much known for winning

[@9753Lukas]

Tim Marzullo Heidi was fairly interesting. She pissed off every female over 30 in America.

[@timmarzullo5069]

Eh true

[@timmarzullo5069]

i didn't say it was a boring season but Dave? rodger? and how many people can name the person who was 4th place

[@timmarzullo5069]

Its good compared to Thailand and Marquesas, but to Australia and Pearl Islands no chance its a B season for me

[@julians9064]

I forgot how funny Rob is

[@Predemption]

3:01 - The Friggin' 5 brought me here to hear this again. ***** ***** Nicole Cesternino

[@charliez077]

2:36 bahahahaha this guy is a genius. such a burn:)

[@declandonovan1612]

he's so petty/sassy but he's hilarious at the same time.

[@jakejones8260]

When are they gonna bring Cesternino back?

[@ZNearX]

i heard he and his wife turned down an offer for blood vs water

[@jakejones8260]

I've heard him say that he doesn't want to come back. He said that he likes commenting on Survivor more than being on Survivor.

[@SandShrewdGaming]

ZNearX ;(

[@TheNameKeeper]

From what I understand he isn't completely against going back on, but probably won't unfortunately. Though if you guys aren't already, you should definitely check out his website, robhasawebsite.com His commentary on Survivor is very entertaining.

[@ffillabong]

TheNameKeeper I think Rob is waiting for the last season. I can def see him in a "Legends" or true All Stars season, only if it's the last season.

[@slateflash]

i love his sarcasm and humour

[@bobjoesteve123]

Rob C was the first Villain in Survivor that I liked. I watched Amazon when it aired when I was 9 and he was my absolute favorite of this season! This was even before I got all of his jokes too XD.

[@leeevans1000]

Rob, you were so much fun !!!

[@ClassyIsInspired]

So excited to see rob play on Blood Vs. Water!!

[@peachdevils3893]

Nathan L he’s not going on it

[@ashiaku9864]

Rob is so shady. I love it

[@thoughtsofamuser]

"Na na na na, na na na na. Hey hey, goodbye" LOL

[@mollydonovan5642]

Last clip is the OG wand off

[@tdarkhorse4]

Greatest player of all time easily, but I still think we need on youtube a clip of what Rob said right before he booted Alex while they were at Tribal, something to the effect of "I think the most important aspect of this game that often gets overlooked is interpersonal relationships, and not necessarily the people that you say 'ok these are my friends' but it's getting to know what's going through the heads of everybody that's around in the game."

[@pinkycheeks]

"perhaps, what type of prune is this..." oh my god im laughing so hard i love him

[@58twright]

hes hilarious omg

[@TSBA92]

Survivor Amazon is one of the only seasons I have not seen yet, but I've heard a great deal about how Rob C. was potentially one of the greatest to have played the game. What exactley did he do that marvels so many people?

[@DaSquireKing]

Yep, I think Fabio, Stephanie, and Yau-Man have got to be my favorite Survivors ever!

[@LDK447]

na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, gooooodbye! lol

[@Y2Jin99]

Rob's wife Nicole gave birth to there son Dominic today. Congratulations Rob and Nicole and thanks for all your podcasting.

[@ParvatiisAwesome1]

@TerraDangerJonas Me too!!! I cannot stop watching this guy. He has to come back to play again. Cuz we all know he'd win.

[@r5t6y12]

I saw a RC video here in youtube once. In it he called some of his tribe mates "jamokes". I just wish that I could find that video again.

[@geekoftheweek27]

Rob C is the everyman for our generation.

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

"heidi, you need some help with your bosom? oh sure jenna..." xD

[@Thewillshow123]

They should bring him back in another all-star season

[@ymymaj]

He's smart and funny. My favorite of all time. I hope they'll bring him back.

[@DaSquireKing]

@ParvatiisAwesome1 Oh and I almost forgot about Boe Tie Bob and Mattie from Gabon. They're some more of my all time favorites.

[@ymymaj]

Bring this Rob back!

[@89thomasguy]

Rob Cesternino here

[@Smartphone775]

Cesternino He is more Strategic and more Cool-Headed

[@lonewolf26128]

Thanks I was watching the video on mute.

[@Remolfm]

That is the song that Rob sings/hums at the end of the Vid when he votes for rodger?

[@dinodadinosaur]

legend!

[@eVaNdaguitar]

this guys a crack up

[@NathanielByers]

Wish he would have won Amazon!

[@ParvatiisAwesome1]

@DaSquireKing Rich, Rob C., Boston Rob, Russell, and Johnny Fairplay as well as Parvati, Jerri, Cirie, Danielle, and Corrine.

[@Thegooman67]

Where did you get the dedication confessional from? It's not in the episode

[@ParvatiisAwesome1]

@DaSquireKing I like you opinions. It makes me glad to socialize with a survivor fan on you tube. Anyway lemme ask you did you like that Sophie won last year? cuz at first I didn't, but then when I thought about it. It became clear she played a great game by staying true to her Upolu alliance and her sub-alliance with Albert and Coach (It worked out for her). And what do you think of the New season Survivor One World?

[@KeatonBrower]

Rob has the best sense of humor of anyone to ever play the game. I really hope he gets another shot at the title someday.

[@dezza2001]

@TreeHillMusic there is a major difference between wanting someone out cause they are a snake and wanting someone out cause they are a mastermind. The only reason Boston Rob is able to last is because he's amazing at providing as well as leading and holding an alliance together.

[@DaSquireKing]

Aaaah....so that's why Matthew was never voted out

[@Smartphone775]

I second snlfankevin notion. Cesternino was a victim of his reputation as All-Stars was season 8 and Amazon was season 6. He was singled out for being a Strategic Powerhouse ironically by someone who became know as a Strategic Powerhouse Mariano(Boston Rob)

[@DaSquireKing]

Wow! I love everyone in your list except Candice, who I think is ok. And I completely agree with you about James.

[@Kitcomedy]

so funni

[@SweepingBlues]

make a season with fairplay and him together.

[@ParvatiisAwesome1]

@DaSquireKing Why pick Courtney?

[@DaSquireKing]

@Tehui1974 Rich, Rob, Boston Rob, Russel, Jonathan, Parv, Corrine, Jerri, Jenna, and Courtney. Now that would have been a nice Villain group!

[@Y2Jin99]

So was I, but its not happening.

[@tadwendells9364]

3:03 funny

[@ParvatiisAwesome1]

@DaSquireKing And why Jonathan Penner.

[@chrisjoy5450]

I hoped he was too, but he's not. But I believe before Survivor is said and done, Cesternino will get a 3rd shot.

[@jhptsdx6275]

Jim Levenstein

[@maryhughes6372]

😂

[@Sardilz]

why wasnt rob on Heroes vs Villains or Second Chances or Game Changers??????????????????

[@ayalenglander9647]

Second chance cause he played in all stars.

[@tdarkhorse4]

well we could have one on the fans side in Michael. maybe not as much in comedy thus far but definitely in thought and that's better anyways.

[@josabby474]

Cesternino may have been willing to work with Parvati, so we may not have have to to put up with Russell's huge ego for weeks. I remember in All Stars he wanted to work with the good strategists on the Mogo Mogo tribe. Heck, he could have been on the heroes tribe and worked with Cirie. I think he and Jonathan Penner got a bad rep, neither of them flipped on people just for the sake of flipping, they flipped because they knew they were at the bottom of their alliances.

[@xpurplehaze7]

@Tehui1974 thats what im saying!!! hes a huge survivor fan he would of easily said yes too. hatch couldnt join cuz of his lawsuit but you coulda even threw fairplay in, jus so many people that would made it even better. i guess rob c was out early in surivvor all stars but hes still one of the best strategists of all time and deserves some reconigiton

[@DaSquireKing]

@ParvatiisAwesome1 13. Cochran 14. Sugar 15. Rupert 16. Brett Clouser 17. Pavarti 18. Elisabeth Hasslebeck (Not a fan of her on the view though) 19. Natalie White 20. Rodger (from Aulstrilia)

[@mituindal]

Nananana, nananana, heh heh heeeh, Good Bye!

[@ianstephenson9721]

It is a God damn shame that today he's known primarily as a podcast host.

[@Tehui1974]

@NYChica23 Great minds think alike! ;)

[@password45671]

ew at producers replacing him with colton

[@HotRoute7]

She looks a little rugged lmfao

[@ParvatiisAwesome1]

@DaSquireKing The Final nail in the coffin for Savaii was Cochran flipping his vote. Theirs no two ways about it he screwed his entire tribe and himself. It's as if Keith, Whitney, Dawn, Jim, and Cochran himself wasted 2 and 1/2 weeks of their lives out there. As for Ozzy, I am a die hard fan of the Fish catchin', camouflage wearn', cool, laid back man w/o fear challenge dominator and I wish he would've won this season, but he took huge risks and made poor strategic decisions.

[@Tehui1974]

Really? Great minds think alike! lol.

[@NYChica23]

@Tehui1974 I would've loved to see that too...shame we couldn't get Hatch out of prison for HvV :(

[@pepper1188]

I disagree, I think he's very handsome!

[@lovebirdrica22]

yeah he good looking guy