14 'Corey Taylor vs. Everyone' Moments

[@Hola-tq4pg]

*>i'm a fat ugly kid too* *>voted as the most handsome man in rock music* Makes sense to me

[@christophertanner7757]

Corey is now a tool

[@metalamvs4431]

Drugs change a lot of people and getting off drugs changes them also.......some for the bad and some for the good

[@spookyrobbie]

you gotta realize, those two clips were taken nearly 20 years apart. that's a HUGE time difference.

[@metalamvs4431]

I've known a few people that have gotten off drugs and was worse than when they were on drugs. But i do hang with people who aren't addicts just users so you never know everyone is a little different

[@WilbanksUSMC]

an epic comeback story

[@andycates7923]

Who the hell gets FRONT ROW tickets to Slipknot and has their eyes glued to their phone?

[@yungskrill]

They're just pit/floor tickets they dont go by rows but I wanna how he got to the front he looks like a bitch

[@miss.7656]

Aye ikr

[@iHomelessMonkey]

@@yungskrill got there early and held on for dear life

[@venomau5speedz]

I just wonder if it was emergency 🚨 then shit

[@sandbags2411]

@@venomau5speedz yea like his mom just died or something and he was trying to text to get a taxi or some shit

[@markdang3397]

“JUST LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY I’M WRONG” - Corey Taylor

[@gymonx11]

"JUST LOOK ME IN THE ASS AND SAY I'M RAW" -Misheard Lyrics

[@imawormbeforeiamaman4261]

@Comrade Vadim AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL..

[@romialamsyaalamsya9554]

Funny videos i love corey taylor in this moment because i hate too for politics , pop music, and president they're don't change for thinking themself

[@alexhollon7526]

You're wrong lol

[@croix6208]

Nice pfp

[@rolllimbo973]

i wanna see him on hot ones

[@shredjward]

that would actually be fucking awesome

[@Horus-Lupercal]

Do you reckon his massive neck would make the spice better or worse?

[@norasworld7128]

Same, it would be great to see if he could handle it or freak out about it😂

[@shashankiyer5751]

@@Horus-Lupercal Worse. the spice has more to travel, the throats gonna burn like a bitch

[@master-d-baters6204]

I’d rather see him on cold ones

[@missangelguts9110]

"I'm a fat ugly kid" *is a fit, handsome adult*

[@ericaburns8652]

This man

[@metallboy25]

I would assume he was talking about his childhood.

[@trashrabbit9412]

Much respect to the dude who yelled "FRED DURST IS FAT!!!"

[@AsherracT]

trash rabbit I DIED THO XDDD

[@Turciusrajone]

everyone in america is fat.

[@robindreier9796]

He also made Corey Taylor laugh while he was at it.

[@marianna6412]

I died xD

[@vengance81108]

@@Turciusrajone That’s the stereotype. Oh and before you say I’m British.

[@zombygoose]

I can see a movie “Corey Taylor vs. the world”, just like Scott piligram but with vocal challenges not bass challenges

[@DarkseidMikie]

zombygoose listen to him read his book “you’re making me hate you”. S’good

[@CINEM4OFICIAL]

maybe the weak point is the neck

[@numbers7889]

WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF

[@M3iscool]

You can't put those two's necks within 12km of each other, because seeing as they generate their own gravity, they join together and the gravity would be so immense that it would collapse into a black hole.

[@experimetalfan8851]

I'd watch that

[@33igon]

Not only is Kanye not the greatest living rock star of all time, he's not a rock star at all

[@chummyweevil3948]

Ikr

[@24SparrowJack]

He's barely a rapper as well

[@idk4529]

He's just an idiot

[@user-um7zg5sh8u]

Uh excuse me sir, he is the greatest rockstar of GOD he will save us all with his holy shit that he thinks is music

[@finnley905]

Ikr

[@edgarochoa5807]

Corey is immune to cancel culture. And it’s fantastic.

[@oxide9679]

People are too afraid to cancel him. He'd knock them into, uh..... Heh heh, necks-t week.

[@robinmaner3455]

You have to give a shit to let cancel culture win

[@haloha329]

probably because nobody is trying to cancel him

[@lilithx8125]

"cancel culture" is just a bunch of whining kids/immature adults, who tf cares about their opinion anyway

[@venezuelanomori15]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@TheWeavs1999]

Corey literally says shit we don’t feel like saying

[@ahhwe-any7434]

I'm an asshole & I pretty much say what's on my mind. - Corey Taylor. Me: you don't say 😲. Also, if someone says he is the god of rock, I just think that person is insecure & overcompensating. First thought that runs through my head is not about getting some. I find it hard to believe that Kanye would've lacked getting laid.

[@ruebene2223]

@@ahhwe-any7434 It was an analogy. He wasn't saying that Kanye doesn't get laid.

[@pandaheadcjr]

Yeah I say what I want

[@kimmyfreak200]

and in front of tv crew, audience, and a mic lol

[@vysheslavuzumati1269]

I remember seeing a comment on a video of corey ranting saying " I sexually identify as pissed off Corey Taylor"💀

[@daxxx2107]

Well, my new orientation is defined

[@kimmyfreak200]

hey i like that

[@charnqs]

gender

[@dariusdaniel2177]

That’s just funny

[@nani_zupp]

honestly, same 💀

[@laynethomasstaley1698]

“The cash me outside girl” 😂 you’re damn right Corey

[@razoredge6476]

Corey Taylor. A whinebag suburban dude who tries to be a tough guy all while drinking a Starbucks valley boy latte

[@AshleySOAD]

You’re*

[@laynethomasstaley1698]

mommy i know😂😂 i’ve changed it

[@cameronnalley3197]

Razor's Edge Corey would knock you silly my guy

[@chrisnickle8585]

Razor's Edge nooo he’s not at all. He grew up fatherless, not wealthy and always moving and if I remember correctly he didn’t even have his mother for a while and had to live with his grandmother for a while I think around the time when he was a teen who overdosed and woke up in a dumpster cuz his so called friends at the time didn’t want to risk getting into trouble even if it meant saving his life

[@banannamuffin6950]

Corey: "I'm a fat ugly kid" Also Corey: "I've been voted the sexiest guy in rock"

[@idoorion9279]

With a mask

[@Danjoker.]

Puberty sure does wonders

[@YooItzAroy]

@@box0choco593 he was 26 in the beginning lol

[@Uubbfippk]

those are like 20 years apart lol

[@HawkyRed]

He mentioned in one interview that back then he was surprisingly fat but he actually looks good now

[@carliebegaye2867]

i wouldn’t be upset if corey taylor ran for president

[@GrimBeakington]

Me neither

[@ariskoumbanakis467]

I'd change my nationality just to vote for him

[@moonman908]

Hes too liberal but I'd vote for a corey taylor/ randy Blythe ticket as long as we could get someone to keep a leash on their more liberal policies.

[@cockatrice2193]

I would definitely vote him. Why the hell not?

[@balderii7340]

Definitively! He should! Who's gonna tell him?

[@debbygeorge7140]

I absolutely love how he wasn't "Triggered" by Trump and Hillary and just respectfully put his perspective across

[@pieb0y1]

Hi my name is Loudwire and I'm in love with Corey Taylor

[@dafinition]

Which sane person isn’t tho

[@lukeslayer]

My name is Luke and I am also

[@wimpman94]

It’s not a bad thing tho!

[@ThinkCriticallyNow]

And here you are, watching the video :)

[@Casketkrusher_]

Listen to him, you might learn something.

[@toassumeisignorant493]

Love Corey or hate him, at least he stands by what he says. He even says "I'm an asshole". I respect that he will give a honest opinion and take the backlash, than to give a opinion just to please people. I may not agree with everything he says, but still love slipknot and corey.

[@plutonium120]

im just a bastard but AT LEAST I ADMIT IT

[@toassumeisignorant493]

Phil Pacific: my plague is a awsome song!

[@twiztid133]

He’s just saying it to gain attention to the public. Not everyone means what they say.

[@s3rendip1ty_]

@Morbid Angel is better than Death literally lmao :DDDD his whole little speech about pop music and electro honey what

[@marinehulk119]

I will never listen to slipknot, but Corey is an awesome dude and I respect his work ethic

[@Crazyguitarcrimrobbie]

But what does Corey Taylor think about this

[@shadowessence4782]

Probably is going to write a book called Loudwire, your making me hate you

[@metalamvs4431]

@@shadowessence4782 he would still get a lot of money off it also

[@luckycookie5994]

youre a fortnite kidddd

[@spektral_yt]

@@luckycookie5994 *POGGERS* DID YOU SAY FORTNITE?

[@splinter8353]

That was old in 2015

[@EnigmaticAnamoly]

I love how Corey busted laughing at the "fred durst is fat" comment lol

[@jacobthompson104]

Limp Bizkit makes music for people that hold a pencil with their whole hand.

[@Weremoogle]

LOL

[@vtrzxs2140]

I agree

[@misscat6375]

Jeez.

[@robrowboski3057]

Lmfao true

[@69mwagner]

LMAO 😂 OMG....I don't get it, but I still fucking laughed hard

[@hybrid4117]

I remember when Loudwire changed their name to 'Knotwire'

[@indianbellydancer1]

They need to go back to that, might as well 🤟🏾

[@N1km3l_]

@@indianbellydancer1 No

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

I remember that

[@LargeLats]

Taywire

[@sikness1924]

Well seeing their recent videos they are Ghostwire now

[@ahuman9113]

"Kanye you are not *NOT* The greatest living rock star of all time"

[@KnuckleDeepInYourGrandma420]

A Human he’s not a rock star at all

[@KnuckleDeepInYourGrandma420]

Richard Williams I know they do all that shit but they ain’t got no where near as much talent as any rockstar

[@ahuman9113]

@@KnuckleDeepInYourGrandma420 Facts. Kanye is way too full of himself thats the issue

[@nasku2506]

Kanye. You are not. 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 *NOT* The greatest rockstar of all time.

[@_Kmf_03]

Paul McCartney is

[@macleadg]

“John Edwards is a tool”. No, no: tools are useful.

[@iaincampbell6959]

You are right. He is not a tool - he is a puppet

[@Mr_Taternater]

macleadg Tools are useful if you’re talking about the band

[@meci6625]

Sorry, but according to Wikipedia "Tool is an American rock band from Los Angeles. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes drummer Danny Carey, guitarist Adam Jones, and vocalist Maynard James Keenan. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing their original bassist Paul D'Amour. Tool has won four Grammy Awards, performed worldwide tours, and produced albums topping the charts in several countries." So I don't know what you're talking about

[@PlanetNateGaming]

"Kanye....you are not, NOT the greatest living rockstar of all time" I love how corey uses his hand like he's Boromir from Lord Of The Rings

[@Nev1esomnia]

Planet Nate 🤣

[@throneup]

I love Corey, he puts so much in every interview, he never seems bored or angry with the interviewers.

[@bubblyproduction9809]

A very Corey Taylor thing to post

[@cihanalpaydn2027]

1.000th like 🤯😻😌🙈😒

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

I love his rants, they're hilarious. His third book is just entirely full of rant.

[@diedinvayne679]

The rant about movie nachos in his first is glorious

[@TenaciousJoe24]

Better show this to Corey Taylor before he forgets it

[@ahuman9113]

HAA

[@rockmusic956]

I fucking love this comment and everyone's response

[@josephhutchins8]

That's to much internet for today, for you.

[@Vermilion-ud8bp]

He’s getting Dead Memories

[@politeaf740]

Sometimes i feel like All hope is gone

[@daltonredden6199]

How can a rapper be the “greatest rockstar”? Please explain

[@RaraZeCat]

He also has his own band that’s more Rock oriented.

[@MikeSmith-ey7ku]

@@RaraZeCat he could learn to fly and he’d still be a moron

[@MikeSmith-ey7ku]

@@RaraZeCat right he changes genres and finds ppl that know how to play to seem legit. He’s not, at all.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

the answer is Corey Taylor

[@tose5566]

@@RaraZeCat I literally did not know that. That says everything

[@Beyond-Antares]

Never thought I'd say this but Corey Taylor would be amazing doing stand up

[@Grant_Sheppard]

I second that motion

[@sibylsaint]

Yes. He's just like Bill Burr.

[@morganfoster3477]

Corey is awesome. I respect all of his opinions, even though sometimes I may disagree with him.

[@collt091]

Morgan Foster honestly dude I think he does a incredible job staying unbiased, as well as speaking his opinion strongly

[@chummyweevil3948]

Your pfp is looks familiar where is it from? It looks like green day but I think I'm wrong

[@collt091]

YoshiBaby me?

[@tvbnine793]

I'm a simple man. I see the heart like a hand grenade as your avatar I click like

[@wildcats3732]

cause he tries to, or manages to explain his reasons for some shit

[@darkwing1128]

My favorite was Corey vs Sid cause as angry and annoyed with each other as they were, you can still see all the love they have for each other lol.

[@snooginsivmf]

Sid ain't trying to hear his shit lol

[@jacobmonday9795]

This is why Corey's my favorite vocalist in metal. Not afraid to speak his mind.

[@skizzzle]

...

[@escaping_purgatory]

He's great, but I wouldn't consider him my #1 favorite.

[@1nfidelCastr0]

I just realized it's not his neck that's too big. It's his body that's too small.

[@pixiepearl2783]

True, he's like 170 and looks like a tank

[@MyLittleHomie]

If he'd bulk up, his neck wouldn't look so big

[@minniekaboom1075]

I think it's his small arms that make everything else look bigger

[@BegetterVIIEVEN]

He looks so funny

[@burttheburger]

Then there’s Corpsegrinder

[@nenaddgo1]

Corey speaks his mind without filter and I love it

[@3amir126]

Corey Taylor neck vs Corpsegrinder neck..... You miss that one loudwire.....

[@alomtz4359]

Corpsegrinder hast a bigger neck

[@bradbiggs4283]

..."When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object..."

[@cloudmonkey2686]

alo mtz that’s not the only place he’s bigger in either.....I’m short you pervert, I know what you was thinking smh

[@shermanchester68]

Quietly, unbeknownst to other gym goers all the neck machines disappear over the years and end up in THEIR possession!

[@williamtecumsehsherman4574]

I was thinking henry rollins

[@makaylanicole2735]

The way Corey carries himself and speaks during "disses" makes it impossible to argue with him, he just wins by default lol

[@kentucky_ken]

Corey Taylor... the Eminem of the metal scene. Can't diss him. If they do, they're screwed.🤘🤘🤘 Then here comes MGK.🤣

[@PanHoover]

Mark Kenneth Villafuerte you just don’t mess with Corey like you don’t mess with Em.

[@kentucky_ken]

@@PanHoover hell yeah.

[@2k1lex]

Wet

[@nasku2506]

It would be amazing if Corey and Eminem collabed and Eminem rapping and Corey doing metal rap like the songs in Self Titled or like the way he crashed into the Drugs by Falling In Reverse

[@Nick-qf7vt]

Like old Em at least. Let's hope Corey doesn't turn into a bitch like Em.

[@maipao7427]

The tone in his voice when was speaking to Kanye 😂

[@tburrus94]

He has such a big neck and such a little body.

[@edgehc3193]

And u are black

[@mcbreeze1983]

@@edgehc3193 Oh shit

[@FrancieliGoncalves_]

@@edgehc3193 wtfffffff

[@slpr666]

Sarlis TM Why are you freaking out? The black guy stated the obvious and the other stated the obvious that he was black.

[@FrancieliGoncalves_]

@@slpr666 Bro, i'm fine .-.

[@beanpie9000]

3:18 Corey went off after that spit.

[@AshleySOAD]

Corey: do you know what i said to that? Random fan: Fred durst is fat! Classic

[@gonzalomendoza3598]

Where is "Corey Taylor vs Friday song by Rebecca Black" ?????????

[@giulianacr2638]

I'm halfway through the video and no Rebecca Black... I'm out 👋

[@InkAndPoet]

That's a thing?!

[@gonzalomendoza3598]

@@InkAndPoet Well, in that case, where is "Corey Taylor vs Rebecca Black?????

[@bkb757]

Probably because of that recent video where Rebecca Black talked about her side of the story. It was never supposed to be a serious thing; she was in middle school and discovered a company that would give girls her age the opportunity to star in a music video. She was given a choice of numerous songs with equally shallow lyrics, and she picked that one. It was never supposed to get as big as it did. I never took it seriously to begin with; I didn’t understand why everyone was so upset about it. And honestly, giving a middle school girl that much shit just isn’t cool.

[@timurphree5757]

@@bkb757 ok? Where is "corey Taylor vs Friday song by Rebecca black"?

[@nathanmcdougall5230]

I love how a metal artist is more respectful and has more sense in politics regardless who they support instead of freaking out and blabbing on and on

[@Olivia3641]

He genuinely does seem like a down to earth dude. I love him.

[@alfieshort7286]

when is corey taylor not fighting anyone

[@JermaLover]

The one question that scientists can't solve

[@vinnyhorapeti2461]

@@JermaLover haha

[@FabricioSantos-zy6vt]

When he's sleeping I guess

[@JermaLover]

@@FabricioSantos-zy6vt He prob don't even sleep

[@chummyweevil3948]

@1904 18 wot

[@thecosmicblueautie]

Corey sounds like the kind of guy who can reduce you to tears simply by insulting your every being in a fatherly manner with an equal amount of zen patience. You can't fuck with that kind of person or that kind of energy.

[@deathshead-yh1ly]

Gotta love how much Corey speaks his mine

[@slipknotmfkr3]

NightWolf mind*

[@deathshead-yh1ly]

@@slipknotmfkr3 my bad

[@thenecroticfiend1692]

6:07 how the FUCK are you on your phone at a slipknot concert?!! Especially on the front seats XD

[@Anonymous-ng4wc]

“Bye bye! Yup, bye bye b*tch!” I love him so much 😂

[@bitofapill2872]

i went to knotfest this summer with Goljira, Behemoth, Volbeat, and Slipknot and there were two, count em, TWO fights in the pit during slipknot. I cant express how mad Corey was😂😂😂💀

[@guesswhat-chickenbutt]

So jealous.

[@whitesabbath6581]

The Gordon Ramsay of Heavy Metal.

[@Rusli1659LPSoldier]

6:17 and that's how you deal with hecklers and haters (And bullies) to stop interrupt your speech!

[@chinmaypoola5371]

I love Corey but at 4:06 it made me love him even more.

[@mitchryan85]

I'd like to see the context of "vs. Sid" and "vs. Fan"

[@epicman2789]

I am not exactly sure that this is what happened but i think sid lost a very expensive camera when he stage dived and corey also told him not to stage dive

[@basedsalvy]

@@apollyonthedestroyer4107 why were things heated during the Iowa Era?

[@taylorgang2237]

@@basedsalvy I’d assume cause Corey was drinking a bottle of Jack or more a day

[@yeetmyskeet6373]

@@basedsalvy From what I've gathered they had massive pressure to produce even better album than the first one because ST was huge success. So working under pressure and almost everybody had drug or drinking problem that came with the fame. And when they weren't in a good place emotionally they dug deeper to those feelings to get inspiration for their material. They succeeded but had to go to a pretty rough world tour right after the studio where their drug abuse continued and having to spend almost every hour of the day for a year with the same guys you already have stressed relationships is going to get tough

[@tylersimmons7263]

Everybody complaining but Corey is hilarious😂😂😂

[@fluffytoaster427]

Corey Taylor vs. CD Cases Probably the hardest I’ve laughed ever lol

[@crystalspears465]

Gotta love a man who calls it like he sees it. One of the things I've always loved about Corey Taylor!

[@melsdino]

the guy saying yay at 6:34 kills me every time i see that clip

[@user-fx2rr9tb5r]

hes just brutally honest and that's what i love about him.

[@InkAndPoet]

When he was talking about Kim Kardashian, was he doing stand up?

[@heyitsme5542]

Yeah

[@Daemonh666]

Not really it’s from one of his Book tours Q&A, but it might has well have been because there funny as all hell

[@mikeg4490]

His neck and body proportions always leaves me baffled

[@pabbzz9968]

Corey: computers make the pop music. Look at his shirt

[@jeffthejokster6573]

I love this guy, he says what needs to get said in the metalhead community.

[@maxxammax0]

Corey is such a boss. He says what he thinks and I respect that. And is an amazing vocalist.

[@animeshtiwari5070]

0:16 so true

[@marwintalens7066]

100%

[@cdobreezy007]

106%

[@ArttuAunola]

But what does this overused meme think?

[@johnathanwilson1363]

Electric Axe doesn’t mean he ain’t gud tho

[@williams8977]

5:09 holy shit, a celebrity that tells the truth and gives his honest opinions. i was expecting his take on Trump to be really bad but it turned it out 100%

[@marchdoesvlogs9823]

Can I just say that this man's really good at explaining issues, confronting them, and even roasting people who might be the cause of those kinds of issues?!

[@Poisaen]

Clown is my favorite person ever 😂😂 his reaction to the "fat ugly kids" thing 😂😂😂

[@minecraftempirechallenge5696]

Corey Taylor is so wise beyond his years. He should write books. OH WAIT HE DOES AND THEY’RE GREAT.

[@loganazrael7599]

I love how during the limp bizkit bit Joey just stands there like a security guard.

[@wickedlywicked6925]

Honorable mention: Corey Taylor vs. Baron Corbin

[@cozymusic4808]

I totally agree with Corey Taylor's remarks about pop music.

[@mlangwaiba712]

"Neck vs everyone"

[@parthk5513]

7:05 for a second i thought it said VS. Physics

[@flamejob4260]

thanks for having a Corey addiction loudwire

[@ermguitar2052]

"I'm tired of being right about everything I said." -Corey Taylor, All Out Life

[@zennyzee5042]

"Can't show my face in this town anymore..." *PUTS ON MASK*

[@CreedK]

His head size and absolute unit of a neck from close up shots make it seem like he would just be this massive dude when it zoomed out, you'd never expect him to actually be 5'7" with an average/lean build lol.

[@nemo9540]

I'd love to see cory do a paranormal show on TV, the fact that he's so into that scene and has wrote a novel on his experiences and has done investigations himself would make a great show.

[@mjnation7876]

I did my time... with everyone AND I WANT OUT

[@adammcilwaine119]

@@SineadCleary10 The rain will kill us all ☠

[@avikarsewpersad9856]

@@adammcilwaine119 Throw ourselves against the wall

[@cannarun]

@@avikarsewpersad9856 but no one else can see

[@AroXX]

@@cannarun the preservation of the martyr in me

[@Kaye.Bueno.]

Psychosocial... Psychosocial.. Psychosocial..

[@hattysykes8830]

Clown clapping and rubbing his stomach will ALWAYS be iconic

[@MrChow-rh1br]

Alt title “Corey Taylor vs everyone and he won”.

[@sharky981]

That phone guy had it coming honestly .

[@elestromusicgamesfun1101]

"Deregulation never works out for the middle class" - True. True. TRUE.

[@pretzelthedude]

Compared to a lot of these 'vs everyone' videos, he's usually amazingly calm and well thought out. Rock on man!

[@spacehummus]

A living legend

[@Jezballz]

LMAO.

[@LittleSuzi86]

Jezballz I met him and he was the sweetest most down to earth guy! He talked with me, gave me a hug, let me have a picture with him. Lots of fans in line but he wasn't in rush or anything. We laughed and it was incredibly nice! Very great person Corey Taylor is! He treats his fans terrific!

[@spacehummus]

@@LittleSuzi86 yeah he actually treats his fans like family

[@dantereyes4304]

There was a hidden vs Cher in there

[@McKeinMull]

Corey Taylor wearing a Star Wars shirt...I can now die happy.

[@UncommercialGames]

Knotwire at it again Lol And still I'm here watching all the slipknot stuff. Long live the knot.

[@moist_blue]

Corey is a genuinely good looking dude,specially when he has the sides of his hair short.

[@CarnoProductions]

My 8th Grade Science Teacher: *Sees me in Costco* Hey. I remember you Me: 1:53

[@MaxwellGriffin001]

3:46 I guess I never realized, Corey Taylor looks just like Seth Green

[@80hazarkeshoeshain]

Corey Taylor is passionate and negative about almost everything. Love him! ❤️

[@MildredPierce-bd5cw]

We needed this

[@D-Man_Jam]

Imagine being that guy that was texting his mom during a Slipknot concert. 🤭

[@SomeRandomPangolin]

corey talking about imagine dragons: "they're awful" me, a fan of both slipknot and imagine dragons: "....y corey y?"

[@DRako-nr4rj]

7:12 what the neck?!!!

[@ExceedinglyAvg]

I'm almost certain that I'm just a Fat Corey Taylor at this point.