18 minutes of lazarbeam hating life

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[@torospapazyan1986]

The bushes were actually for knowing where did he die last time so that he doeant forget the path

[@Spherac]

Just leave one every time you successfully move a tile to mark a path, that's what they're there for was what i thought.

[@krustykrab2839]

No shit Sherlock

[@sebcarlislecollett4898]

I was getting so trithat he didn’t use the bushes for that

[@NinjSZN]

Toros Papazyan Okay but are we gonna ignore the fact that I have the best 90's on Xbox👀 Gameplay on my channel 🐐

[@bighead6205]

Spheracul yea

[@sammyb1618]

Bruh you are supposed to use the bushes to mark the way on the invisible trap level

[@berlyn_4369]

Yeah I noticed that too lol

[@TheBagelman44]

I think he wouldn't care anymore.

[@zuko8687]

@@TheBagelman44 true Very true

[@evelyngilbert3335]

Lucas Yeo wdym

[@LeatherEater]

Sammyb16 I have the iq of an orange

[@SquishyOscar]

2024 anyone?

[@Thesnowboardinglegend]

Me

[@GordonfuckingRamsay]

Indeed

[@2kml3wis]

Sí

[@Landino277]

Yeah

[@voltie6789]

Yessir

[@not_arnock286]

9:55 the bushes were so that you can re-trace your steps

[@conordwyer1454]

Ye I was shouting at my phone lol

[@pandaplayzextra]

Lol

[@blazingnickz_3069]

I knew it too lol

[@clutchrl8696]

Yeah he just stupid lol

[@Timmyyyyy]

Little bit too late tho

[@supdjdjgamez]

4:43 anyone else already know it was behind the bookshelves?

[@Joseph09]

SupdjdjGamez - Random Gaming me

[@canarycatchup]

Me

[@mordai3808]

yeet

[@derekmulder7158]

I dis

[@ItzGxdly]

BURGER B 4 LIFE

[@MK-nu2nc]

The bushes are to put on every square which is right

[@extinction2199]

Good someone noticed

[@doubletapstrappz4303]

i thought i was the only one that knew lol

[@mistice780]

Someone has more than 5 IQ

[@sammcd4]

I was just about to comment that!

[@TheTankadam]

I was so mad he didn’t know notice that

[@vibezliam5172]

THIS MAN HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HE DESERVS RESPECT

[@Saigo_No_Tanuki]

And you deserve to be taught english spellings

[@b.b.B_]

Anyone else came back in 5 years

[@user-tv2wl6cs5w]

I did

[@harry00106]

Yeah broski

[@omarorozco4192]

Lazerbeam probably took the doors off his house after this

[@SpaceGood.]

lol and btw its laZAr beam

[@willw763]

Omar Orozco 😂😂😂😂

[@MikeVoltage]

Abahahahaha

[@bambooink8068]

@golden gaming rip medicinal vlogs

[@wqtter3209]

Lol hahahahaahs

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

SCIZZORZ *_BREAKING LAZARBEAM SINCE 2018_*

[@DanielSniper]

Just a dude who likes Dbz *SCIZZORZ*? Lol

[@iamzd1915]

*cutting lazarbeam since 2018

[@Death_Defiant]

Do you mean cizzorz?

[@aarav_seth]

Jonathan Nunya ya probably

[@lilturks999]

Plot twist. That wasn't the end. You need to get to the other side of the bars

[@flashygecko3302]

jo

[@yaboiryangaming9901]

@@flashygecko3302 who’s jo

[@elvinsantos7950]

@@yaboiryangaming9901 jo mama

[@flashygecko3302]

@@yaboiryangaming9901 jo mama

[@KWEEEEP]

@@yaboiryangaming9901 Josuke Higashkita

[@juliakubaty4730]

Imagine finding this in your recommended two years later

[@deanrush2828]

Already have

[@fw_zaraki]

Imagine stealing the top comment 5 months later

[@slak8996]

@@fw_zaraki oh really

[@cheetahbeta612]

Imagine finding this in your recommendations FOUR years later...

[@itamargg204]

@@cheetahbeta612 im in 2024

[@fishyfloppmc8851]

Lazar the bushes were there to leave a sort of bread crumb trail in order to trace the correct path

[@bubbafinch07]

FishyfloppMC Yup. Lazr beem was 2stoopid to figr that out.

[@makaveli1358]

@@bubbafinch07 "stoopid"??? Wow...

[@reaperkill2255]

@@makaveli1358 yas very stoopid

[@anya88101]

Lalalallala Aaaammamma aaaaaaaand Wooosh Ya hear that woosh it’s the sound of the joke flying over your head

[@venuslara8281]

Carlos Finch NOT BEING RUDE Lazerbeam*, too* , stupid* and figure*

[@kevenalvarado8811]

How to scare lazar beam DOORS 🚪

[@dorknessfortniteyt9045]

Lol

[@ethanboiboylelol1454]

O

[@DeliRabbitGaming]

rats

[@BigSquiggums]

Another way to scare Lazarbeam CIZZORS✂️

[@iamavirus2692]

But doors scare me too WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JellySlogoCrainer]

Imagine finding this in recommended downloads 2 years later. 🎖

[@BomberDX]

saaaame

[@dabearz1818]

How much you pay for those subs?

[@DrearUser480]

Uhhhuh

[@Inalis_Ps]

Did you sell your soul

[@herbaltea1784]

Samee

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Lazar would of needed a well-deserved hug after all this torture

[@Emily-lp9yi]

The bushes were to mark the way...

[@xShadyy-_-]

Makes perfect sense

[@somethingsomeone9965]

Your so Right

[@7y1er74]

Lazarbeam is a dumb shit

[@epic_gameryt523]

All the dumb shit science made him a dumb shit

[@fleqks]

Emily Caruso how I don’t get it can u pls explain

[@kye5329]

Who else knew how to beat level 2 as soon as you saw the bookcases and the space behind them? Edit:Thanks for the likes I have never got this many 💯💯

[@droopy3424]

Me

[@thezebracat3515]

me

[@decimus3327]

Me

[@LyricCube23]

Yeah lol I was like “I wonder” when he jumped over the gap the first time

[@retrohotdog3309]

Me

[@Fortniteloee009]

Bro he died😂

[@OnlyLacial]

“Scissors thought I was dumb but I am a genius” “OH GODDAMN IT”

[@person7040]

im not even 3 minutes into this video and he is already talking to a pair of scissors

[@kuuncs9495]

Edge

[@scarycatAHHHHHH]

Why the fuck did I laugh so hard

[@mix1351]

Ikr Classic 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@fraschanotter4217]

Oh no no

[@gritz4479]

Oh no no

[@alexcrown2273]

*18 minutes of lazarbeam hating doors*

[@soraparent1256]

Alex Crown and scissors

[@arctavr9633]

Exactly 👌

[@xoxohollyxoxoellie7285]

Lol

[@leothellama2515]

U mean 19

[@Henry-Reynolds]

So funny

[@ultrastalememer7148]

“Heaps of IQ” - Lannan Eacott (2019)

[@hot_tamale_2347]

Imagine finding this two years after it was posted

[@biddiniz]

Yes

[@foxtrottails]

He still is a bloody legend

[@clayzplayz2318]

I found it two years after it posted

[@kameronlukey8931]

I think he gave you the bushes to place an the parts you know that don't kill you 😉

[@divinevixen5816]

I can just hear Lazarbeam crying and screaming more doors at this comment

[@zacksky4932]

Yes

[@vloggingwithmiley]

Or he may gave it to him so if he died, the bushes would be there to show which step is dangerous?

[@fantom9013]

thats too kind for him

[@griffsivyer1336]

Ci

[@churro2icy]

Every door in that maze is kharma for everytime you beat the crap out of your door

[@kbogb3692]

Dat Nibber new fans won’t get it

[@banoffiman2211]

Damn I miss old lazerbeam, like uebs and before

[@IAmBoaty]

Imagine fiding this in ur recommended four yrs later

[@Donovan_Mitchell]

Dont have to

[@rvsadtoday]

Imagine being recommended this 208years later

[@viktorappelqvist1426]

10:52 he should just have dropped the bushes where it isn't a trap

[@lukey6970]

Yep

[@BenS135]

Yeah pretty sure that's the intended method

[@charlie7238]

Benb0Baggins yeah

[@user-ku9qp9wr2y]

i got an add

[@wackybrothers6929]

Viktor Appelqvist yes thank yu

[@ourmine2349]

U were supposed to drop bushes on the right squares

[@alisonfitzgerald5672]

Ikr

[@agentknifestripes1608]

Imagine getting recommended 2 years later

[@agentknifestripes1608]

@Recruit thats right

[@bren4678]

Lel

[@micahkendall6928]

"I am so smart! Scizzors is so dumb!" Love that live

[@randomguy.2]

*Cizzorz

[@bigguy1738]

18 minutes of Lazarbeam yelling at a pair of scissors!

[@lpsmood1238]

Yes

[@rjeyjasx]

*Happines noise*

[@landonhorst5504]

His face when he realizes he's done is priceless.

[@TheSunMoonAndEclipseShow]

Imagine finding this in your recommended 5 yrs later and watching it for entertainment. I could never!

[@karlyoutube3414]

Lazarbeam died smiling that's the old lazarbeam. We need a new one

[@declanmcdaid4594]

What’s the map code. Fortnite just isn’t fun anymore and these are the only fun thing

[@gh1644]

When he says “more door” it sounds like he’s saying murder in a French accent

[@ohyeahyeah9930]

Mordor

[@harrison9239]

or mordor from lord of the rings

[@ragnazero1971]

I was thinking of mordor as in lord of the rings

[@KBhunterx262]

GH I was thinking Mordor from lord of the rings

[@dderrkii]

GH no it doesn’t at all trust me I speak french and English fluently

[@kyrenlane4806]

One does not simply walk into more doors

[@_lmjr12]

Kyster 111 one does not simply make a “one does not simply meme” in 2019 Oh yeah yeah

[@oyvind-8557]

Kyster 111 i like this comment😍

[@thedepressedweebking9845]

Your a bad person

[@DrT.Weirdo]

i understand that reference i like it

[@kaxdra]

lmfao have my like

[@jjdtc7022]

Recommending these goated videos

[@musicvideossrb]

Turns out cizzorz should has could called himself doors

[@aryamansingh4690]

?

[@gow3]

soon pencil

[@Adrian.006]

I think the bushes were to help you leave your tracks

[@keithtomaogang654]

The bushes were used to mark ur path

[@korr4128]

MaximillianMus Gang exactly

[@thanosclan1696]

Oh yeah yeah

[@jsobagriphotography]

Had this in my recommended 3 years later, so nostalgic

[@idkwhattomakemyusrname]

2 years later and i still love this video

[@fihess]

that is why my teacher tells me to be careful with scissors

[@isaacfountain1948]

Lol

[@zzhero1378]

XIczy well now we know it is not a English teacher

[@zen-mr2kt]

*cissors

[@zen-mr2kt]

jk scissors

[@fihess]

@@zzhero1378 yep its my math teacher

[@miplu2242]

3:47 laser beam defies everything they teach in school

[@zevry21]

@-@ GOD DAMMIT LANNAN

[@connorwaters5634]

I found this in my reccomend 4 years later and it's still an amazing video

[@Hazey245]

Reliving the best childhood memories 3 years later

[@Peggals]

18:02 there's a hole in the roof so you didn't finish it RIP

[@brokenbutler12]

Where.

[@Tellysayhi]

@@brokenbutler12 whem you first walk in the room theres a hole in the top right corner

[@rogeliotovar2405]

@@Tellysayhi thats a trap

[@kloeallen6678]

He hit the last checkpoint so he won

[@haxx9147]

Damn shame

[@FREETATE2027]

Imagine finding this again 3 years later

[@manduck173]

4 years later, i still love 18 minutes of lazarbeam hating life

[@Adam-kp3fy]

If only Lannan had the iq to drop the bushes on the correct path he wouldn’t have wasted so much time of his life lmao

[@leslie7315]

You are so right lol

[@RobertThomas-fx2cc]

That’s what I was thinking the whole time

[@DakenHD]

EXACTLY!! THOUGHT I WAS THE ON ONE WHO REALIZE THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SO MANY BUSHES LOL

[@thellenbrand23]

Adam that’s what I was gunna say

[@cheif8685]

That's what I was gonna say

[@vuzzmo]

He didn't actually beat it, I think he had to impulse over the part that killed him near the other checkpoint

[@starrkami5458]

Gizmo Vizmo thats what i thought

[@crazychris288]

It's still a funny video

[@aykayjay]

Yeah lol

[@jerryjoe5439]

Gizmo Vizmo fuck you he did it!!!!

[@shreyvarma3951]

That's not how it works. I've used those elimination thingies in one of my maps and it doesn't activate by the player touching the floor, it activates simply if you pass through the area, so an impulse wouldn't have worked. :(

[@lunacrumbs4160]

I love your videos even after 5 years of watching you, you make me really happy. I've told lots of my friends about you 4

[@georgegovernale5419]

I just found this on recommended 4 years later that’s crazy

[@luke3837]

18 minutes of me feeling sorry for my favourite KZbinr

[@lakehouse1607]

But his patriots won the super bowl

[@VanityFits]

Amen

[@jhonjimmy2642]

Pugsy Boy IKR

[@flacontreras1]

I still think your a bi*** durr burger

[@DragzX]

@@flacontreras1 Are you a *Fortnite Lasagna* ?

[@James-sr1pv]

“Ima start seeing doors in my nightmares” Muselk: welcome to my world

[@briangonzales1602]

"I have heaps of IQ." 5 seconds later lol cant say a word

[@caca6160]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: LazarBeam yelling at a pair of scissors: 4:45

[@The1OnlyGradz]

me to

[@thesidewalkmaster4925]

Lol

[@The1OnlyGradz]

@@thesidewalkmaster4925 hi

[@Mypookiebear887]

Ahaha. Thank you so much for that i laughed so many times. Every video I watch of you I always laugh. Keep it up

[@lisaowanek5292]

This is the longest lazarbeam video i hav ever watched

[@fihess]

poor tiny gingy got killed by a streamer btw

[@scypho_dark]

tortchurd

[@Sophia74621]

That’s a nice yt picture

[@fihess]

@@Sophia74621 thx

[@DanielSteele331]

Who else loves hearing r lazerbeam rage and Give out

[@monsterman9262]

Steeler 679 me

[@jerrythebanana]

Me

[@flacontreras1]

I like hearing ceeday smash his desk

[@vg6256]

Give Up*

[@vg6256]

Lazarbeam*

[@MsBeansALot]

If only Lannan knew we want videos to be this long…we all love his videos and appreciate them so much

[@eljinsickmen1188]

This is so much better than new lazarbeam

[@riquelmista745]

I think the impulses are to jump through the square that killed you before the last door

[@danielcurtis6956]

Thats what i was thinking because it didn't say you win or 7

[@noahhunter7524]

@@danielcurtis6956 Me too

[@nancycarroll9559]

10:48 That's why you have the bushes! LOL

[@smooth9431]

Gay ass...

[@christhegamer1015]

lol i clicked this than a donald trump ad came up

[@bobbyxu7704]

Ikr

[@sheeshio8435]

I dont hate gays. But enjoy being gay dude

[@deoce]

U gay bro

[@itsokaybroyt]

Lazar is truly the best KZbinr I enjoy to watch

[@unknownedleaf]

“MORE DOORS?!” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@chilltemper]

More doors More doors More door Moredoor Mordoor Mordor

[@calebdsguitar373]

rgdNemesis murdur

[@seassswimsuits7337]

WTF

[@lukazadnikar3894]

Like in game of thrones. Hold the door. Holdthedoor. Holdoor. Hodor.

[@Zr-rs9jd]

HOBBIT!!!!

[@Mr_RiverDwarf]

You forgot murder

[@Taikamuna]

18 years of me hating life

[@pakiinatrackie1787]

I see u everywhere

[@abdel5150]

So whats the new thing your doing for jacksfilms?

[@zCrucial]

Haha

[@BG-tq2li]

Guys I upploade a new vid it's a banger and while your at it subscribe help me 7

[@olli5544]

Säki tääl

[@DraconaiAuracto]

You failing to realize what the bushes are for gives me the worst nostalgia.

[@adamapogchamp3867]

every time he says "more doors" i just hear modor lol

[@saraa2294]

I gotta write this down🤦‍♀️ that what the bushes were for TO MAKE A PATH!😂

[@michaelmiller1323]

Yes I know he is stoped

[@m1dnightace]

@@michaelmiller1323 So you call someone stupid but dont even know how to spell it 🤦

[@wavekingprogamer8180]

@@m1dnightace i think he actually couldnt be bothered. whos that dumb?

[@w1u4]

@@michaelmiller1323 *stopid*

[@poisonxvy]

M M it’s stupid

[@ryancarson1753]

cizzorz vs lazarbeam at the next boxing event

[@spadethe0ne]

I'd actually watch that.

[@galliligalolo628]

Fix your grammar

[@ryancarson1753]

@@galliligalolo628 sorry Mr English teacher is that better for you?

[@RustBrosFan]

“Maybe I’m the door!” 😂

[@roosta_2699]

Imagine this being in your recommended 4 years later

[@arakxygarnica2439]

Who else loves when he makes long videos 😀😀😍

[@duckygamer5669]

Me

[@donniesievering4373]

Fuck yea

[@gen3360]

thats what she said if u know what i mean?

[@dallasb.2411]

Me

[@charliearcese]

Just means more Lannan

[@QuinnStaples]

Ur vids are still funny even tho it wasn’t really edited

[@mia-iy8oy]

how much more do you want him to edit lmao?

[@cocaineconnoisseur7702]

its hella edited lmao

[@MilkyWay-xh1sb]

Cat Squash um what yes it was

[@taharqaalkebulan2292]

True bloody mate true

[@lukasiklic2465]

He spent three hours on playing the game and then make it 18 ju ar dumb bro

[@stevenjame1927]

Lazarbeam's looped hell

[@pauloguy]

I think he's ganna unscrew his door after this

[@jpgarcia1554]

You are supposed to use the bushes to remember ur path

[@Panda-yp5jl]

Sad that someone took your comment and has more likes

[@knightt3000]

yea sorry man

[@TheCanica14]

No shit sherlock

[@jpgarcia1554]

@@TheCanica14 that's why u only have 1 subscribers 😂😂😂😂😎

[@yenxo_]

I think you should use the bushes as a trail 😅😅

[@khaosau6729]

Thought the same thing

[@fynnkardachi8263]

Did anyone else just have a gut feeling the door was behind the bookcase?

[@deadloxedtz6480]

no"

[@TrulySpeechless]

Ye

[@trickworm0918]

I yelled at my screen like GO BEHIND THE BOOK CASES

[@SpiritofPoison]

ttv MrCheese70 I used to do that to Minecraft KZbinrs who played hide and seek when I was like 10 lol. I think it dissipates with age tho.

[@toast5305]

Yes I literally was so mad that wasn’t the first place he checked it was so obvious

[@gnome6354]

why didnt i find this earlier! this is a masterpiece

[@clairemoore715]

The bushes were to mark the correct path! Lol

[@davidzaronias9692]

Finally someone noticed

[@zainumarji337]

lannan: ‘goes to psychiatrist ‘ doctor: “ What’s your issue? lannan: dOorS, mOre dOOrS oOh i WaNT mOre doOrs doctor: “He needs door treatment”

[@efekaradiken9396]

He wants less doors 🚪

[@The_Mission_Master]

when lazar hears "Rock paper Siscors" *Flash Backs*

[@joey-sl4nt]

😂

[@deepmilk5637]

I chocked by laughing at this

[@B1234mannddcc]

I'm from 2021

[@raisedrevolution4625]

I love how the level 1 reset made him very paranoid lol

[@saylordorian6246]

Last number of likes is who you are 1. The solo vs squads god 2. Sweaty soccer skin 3. Aiming god 4. Can’t build 5. Building god 6. An actual default 7. Future pro player 8. The bush camper 9. Hacker 10. The one who plays for fun

[@5ylas707]

3

[@4bogra]

Yay ima sweaty tryhard

[@R204]

I am 10and 6 not any of your bs ha lol

[@aidanandler2549]

I’m 27

[@mr._moo]

Im 6 :(

[@alexhunter1236]

And that children is why lazarbeam doesnt have any doors on his house

[@gradymaynard9438]

lol true

[@meganambrose2448]

Lmao so true 😅

[@ahmadclapz3341]

Haahah true

[@j_k7769]

Amen

[@Aztec_Miner]

This needs more replies

[@liadrik7698]

soo emotional i was crying

[@TRANSPORTMASTER09]

Imagine getting this on your recommendation 4 years later

[@MLBaseballCardsandClips]

Top KZbin quote of 2019: “Maybe I am the door” -Lazarbeam

[@cksprincess1025]

K

[@KadenClips]

K

[@codycoxx4893]

I read this just as he said it

[@CreeperNationgaming1]

MLBaseball Cards and Clips no more doors more doors

[@caseymunyakazi1268]

Cody Coxx same

[@S.eind1]

friend: what is the most dumb video you've ever seen? me: i watched some guy opening doors for 18 minutes

[@imant126]

You spelled greatest wrong.....

[@booxie8645]

ImanT, he never said greatest...

[@imant126]

@@booxie8645 woosh Imant whoosh Save you some time ;)

[@booxie8645]

ImanT you mean R/wooosh...

[@imant126]

@@booxie8645 you mean r/wooosh

[@nashmcivor]

Imagine not finding this 4 years later

[@adyasethiaxa9181]

Ok I love this this is awesome gg lazarbeam

[@blocnytro402]

Lazarbeam: exists Doors and scissor: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@m0hp1t32]

* scizzors snap*Done Its done

[@user-jg8sp3cn8k]

Gingy vs scissors scissors snap ginge....

[@bongo_baller8948]

And the ice

[@subscribetomefornoreason6775]

Bloc Nytro I am the 300th like

[@blocnytro402]

Subscribe to me For no reason omg i didn’t even know about this comment nice 👍

[@bakingsoda5409]

What’s the name of that place in lord of the rings Oh I remember Mordor

[@Aureus231]

more door

[@toastynugget8194]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPILY WALK INTO A CIZZORZ DEATH MAZE!!!

[@Ravenslayer131]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@Heyimluffy]

I saw this vid in season 7, it's still fun to watch 😂

[@BenYT_0]

Okay Imagine finding it 4yrs later

[@apeterk4595]

Cizzors archenemy a rock

[@paymoney3469]

"The Rock"

[@Atlas_R2363]

exactly, instead of hitting it with poor gingy, get a rock

[@lordsaffy4562]

Master Gamer1171 syusdhsadfgaafutsdgeGydsfghfddthfdddssc gf. Bug. The dhisdjiz

[@gabrielmorales2247]

i love watching old lazarbeam videos just as much as the new ones cuz he always makes me smile and die of laughter

[@christinecox2267]

Same

[@Chill_Lynx]

​@@christinecox2267😮

[@diederickvandermeijden2732]

😮 Im not alone

[@thatguygrizzly]

same

[@Crazydaisy12356]

I’m watching this over 4 years later and I still love him he hasn’t changed at all