1996 Baseball Cards with Chris Distefano | Soder Podcast Bonus

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Get your own crusty card by signing up for Dan's Punchup: punchup.live/dansoder Dan is on the road all 2024! Get tickets @ www.dansoder.com/tour June 12 - Macon, GA June 14 - Savannah,GA June 16 - Daytona Beach, FL June 20 - Canton, OH Jun 21 - Columbia,MD Jun 22 - Pittsburgh,PA June 28 - Camdenton,MO June 29 - Brandon,MS June 30 - Orange Beach, AL July 18-20 Indianapolis, IN August 22 - 24 - Buffalo,NY November 9 - Toronto, Ontario December 6 - The Vic Theatre December 7 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin

[@grantpowell4135]

Love me some chrissy d

[@EcksLacks]

Dan I got cards for you brother! Legit unopened packs from 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, all sports. I’ll catch you on the road!

[@CheechElMexicano]

Signed up, Thanks Danny Sodes

[@RayHyclak]

Hey man Omar Viszquel is a monster google it

[@lasmoker67]

Can I get that "Crusty" Garrete Anderson??

[@ObscureBalls]

Garret Anderson is so underrated that y’all didn’t even know he was above crusty.

[@MrMice...]

3 all-stars in 17 years. Best years early 2000s hmmm 🤔 Nah, he's appropriately crusty 😁

[@austinloughran3277]

GA is the man

[@codyscards6698]

​@MrMice... im gonna think making any all star games puts you above crusty.

[@MrMice...]

@codyscards6698 per Sods, crusty is "who the f'ck is this guy?". An east coast guy and a west coast GIANT fan (who should remember '02) both didn't know. And as it goes, this episode and the NBA cuts have several "all-stars" that go in the crusty stack. It's a silly name game for sh'ts and giggles.

[@lasmoker67]

Troy Percivel but no Garett Anderson??

[@ryanmendoza6411]

Putting Garet Anderson in the crusty pile is wild!! dude is a legend

[@BookerT69]

Yeah these guys don’t know ball

[@bigmoose99]

Okay Mrs Anderson

[@Calzaghe83]

Sacrilege!

[@anthonyecantrell]

2500 hits! Great career

[@swoosh6085]

​@@BookerT69they know it from a fan / ESPN perspective but not from an on field perspective.

[@wakenow1]

That original sony PlayStation boot up sound brought me way back, and I havent heard that sound since 1999 and i immediately knew it.

[@Stephen_Eee]

Feels warm 😊

[@wakenow1]

​@@Stephen_Eee back in the late 1900s... The good ol days.

[@schillky]

And the Mario spin jump

[@BloodyBobJr]

My brain instantly liked it..but didn't know what it was. Took me good 10 mins to recognize where it was from

[@esteban8681]

I love the 90s video game sounds. This hits hard bro.

[@InspectorButters4]

@ 1:14 🤣🤣🤣 the pod paused here bc I got a phone call, but when I came back to start it again the look on Dan's face made me legit lol..... he looks SOOO f*cking high!!!

[@GiraffeKiller]

90's baseball was so fucking good. I love this, Mr. Soder.

[@nightboiii]

baseball has never been good. it's almost on par with being as boring as soccer. but you do you, king.

[@GiraffeKiller]

@@nightboiii For sure. There's definitely some nostalgia at play for me. Lol.

[@ASwagPecan]

Who’s hyped for WWE SoderSlam?

[@GillistheIllist]

SoderSlam Katie Nolan’s mozumbas in ya face

[@mcm2366]

Dan needs a robot chicken meets WWF figurines.

[@rustyshackleford-fh3hj]

*WWF

[@aaroneusjames2342]

I never miss a Soder card reveal.

[@MiniatureMorpheus]

Garrett Anderson ain't crusty. Angels legend and won a chip with Percival in 02 against your Giants Soder.

[@BookerT69]

Soder don’t watch ball

[@austinloughran3277]

Garrett Anderson was a doubles machine and won a homerun derby, an All Star MVP and won a world series against your Bonds Giants

[@escovision1986]

He had a solid career ..but he ain't no damn Legend lol . .everyone's a legend or a GOAT with a you people

[@austinloughran3277]

@@escovision1986 did I say he was a Legend or a GOAT?

[@kusc717]

Best line is the last line. Chris D: "I'm sleeping over".

[@Lonelywookiee]

I almost missed that line 😂

[@OutofPocketCinema]

To the editor, thank you for sprinkling in the SNES Super Mario World sound effects 👌

[@fuzz6923]

This is fucking fantastic and that Tom DeLong impression...... I'm dead😂😅

[@hdskittles]

Pimp killed it with the playstation sound

[@UncleDron8]

Yeah i gave her a Cleveland Guardian. That one got me. LoL 😂

[@ENigma-um8zw]

lol I knew Dan Wilson, his brother was the pastor at my church growing up as a kid. Got to meet him around that time and got to meet Ken Griffey Jr too bc of it, it was rad. Thanks Dan!

[@kingal7997]

Jay Bell was a dude. Had one of the funniest statistical seasons of the steroid era. A 33 year-old shortstop known almost exclusively for his glove suddenly exploded for 38 bombs after never hitting more than 20 in any of his first 13 seasons. A testament to the power of a balanced diet and strict workout regimen.

[@lanecalaway6733]

Ahh 90s baseball. I cant imagine another decade of baseball being anything like the 90s.

[@PeterLau23]

Brady Anderson has entered the chat.

[@jessekraus6193]

I'm thinking your talking about Bret boone. 2nd basemen but ya kinda a journey man then worked hard and developed an incredible hr swing and help propel our best season in 2001 didn't win the world series of course but we tried real hard

[@johnwray393]

​@PeterLau23 came to mention the same name. Him and Luis Gonzalez were the most obvious even if Gonzalez was a more legit hitter. Neither were 50 homerun guys, in any universe without steriods.

[@lanecalaway6733]

@@PeterLau23 Larry Walker would like a word.

[@baxxmo]

Distefano is perfect for the baseball card opening. He’d be probably more perfect for basketball but he knows his shit either way

[@epitaph4humanity]

Solder you should also have your podcast guest sign the crusty cards they get, that way you can have double signed crusty cards with the pod ep number & date

[@PhilCunningham-tr8ev]

Sodies, Will Clark is my favorite, nothing but love for Thunder and your teams. Ever since Gillis called him Sodies I just loved it. Baseball is the greatest sport of all time!

[@mattyisinSD]

btw I love the super mario world noises during the transitions

[@Kri6686]

I need a solo Dan Soder card pack opening video/livestream every week!

[@MrMice...]

If we're being honest, isn't that what we get? 😜

[@agfrench82]

More Myrtle please

[@BinnyManChillin]

Garrett Anderson was a big time player

[@kevinhart8339]

Chrissy D knows ball... respect.

[@patrickspooner3029]

Minnesota twins fan here! Thanks for the love for Kirby! ❤

[@KevinMenace]

I'm not a sports guy but I love wikipediaing these guys

[@JesPulido]

The video game sound effects LOL

[@Crunchy_Black]

I Haven’t heard that PlayStation sound in over 15 years. I got goosebumps immediately. INSTANT nostalgia

[@alexanderednie1205]

This should be an actual show with you and Chris

[@dirtydeedsEh]

My new Saturday morning cartoons is Card pack Soder.

[@shanedarsow]

I will not stand for the Garret Anderson slander

[@jameskern5362]

@DanSoder this is my favorite part of any podcast! 90s bball or baseball. Great segment! Also, go Niners!!

[@jamescostanzo6289]

16:34 Bernard Gilkey was never the same after taking a ball to the dome in ‘97. He was playing for the Mets and got distracted by a UFO flying over Shea Stadium.

[@matthewvejvoda9125]

Glenallen Hill was an absolute unit. The year Sosa and McGwire were chasing the HR record he was in the Cubs. I sat a few rows behind the home dugout. He would get bored and do pullups on the dugout roof. You would see this serious face just pop up and disappear. It was alarming.

[@tonyattardo9350]

Hilarious

[@christophersmack6763]

Loving the sound FX Pimpy, the PSX turning on noise just made my soul hover above my body 🎮🧖🏼

[@TristonTried]

That Mario noise brought me back 😂

[@leechafin1731]

“This is great, im sleeping over” is the funniest way to end this ep

[@jeffomalley100]

Oh man half of the joy is opening up the pack lol

[@jonathanquick8388]

I love the old school playstation sounds used in the opening add ,props to the editer👍

[@layzboy2545]

HellYeah Danny Sodes!!! It Fn Card Day!!!

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Damn i love some ps1 sound. My bud bought a little light that you can push and it plays that intro. So soothing.

[@peugeot120]

Merch peddling Soder is awesome

[@Jippa_33]

Just signed up! I like how enthusiastic Chris is during this. Good shit thanks 👍

[@michaelcardamone1209]

Jack McDowell was a legend

[@kotasum8386]

If the entire pod was just soder opening cards with guests I would watch that shit for 12 hours straight

[@gugzzz]

Big props on the playstation start music. Awesomeness.

[@sharkeysd]

DUUUUUDE! that Tom DeLong was spot ON!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[@theJohnGaltLine]

Todd Zeile is my favorite player of all time. This stack had lots of Cardinals.

[@joshnorko5586]

The sound effects are 🔥

[@colereavill5347]

Finally getting (spiritual) sequels of “Card Show” by @JonBois

[@Stephen_Eee]

I like that the shelf got a shout out

[@jamesr.9663]

Most entertaining pack open yet!! But please bring Chris back with classic NBA cards. You both rock ty

[@mattkirby994]

Soder playing the promotion game is adorable. I know he low-key hates it.

[@liamjohnson2474]

Can't believe you made Ali Siddiq open baseball cards. "what in the hell was that all about?!"-CF

[@slipphilton6141]

Glenn Allen hill hit a Homer onto the roof of the apartment in left field at Wrigley

[@billbillson3129]

Incredible pulls!!!!!

[@canikickit7]

This really is a great segment and I was only a year old in 96 lol

[@adamrydlewski2943]

Never signed up for something so fast

[@BoomKnuckle]

A "Cleveland Guardian" has to be one the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@ScaryPotato]

Ed Sprague was a beast at 3rd for the Jays back in the day!

[@jasonpyles4863]

2 best things to ever come out of Minnesota? Prince, and Kirby Puckett!

[@NumberJon5]

Please tell me there's vintage wrestling cards stashed for guests who are into it... I need some mid 90's WWF/WCW Soder Pack Rips in my life.

[@drivewaystar6485]

Thanks for the super mario world sound effects

[@B-rock34]

Kirby Puckett is still my fav baseball player. Twins fan but biggest Puckett fan. Met him once when I was a kid. Have his autograph I will cherish forever.

[@MadSamurai93]

This was an incredible pull

[@jspp80]

"before he ripped off that video game company" haha. legend.

[@seanferguson8]

Can’t wait to get one of those autographed cards homie

[@heftyheiffer]

Make sure my card is extra crusty!

[@kennethrudibaugh]

I CANT WAIT FOR MY CARD LFG!! Been here since day 1 I hope I get a good one! Bro just gave me something to watch the mail for 🔥👍🏼

[@TheCrawf28X15]

Signed up, stoked 🤘🏻🤘🏻🔥

[@Wastedtalent3]

I’ve seen Dan 3 times at the Sacramento Punchline. 😊 solid venue.

[@kibacs2]

Yo that PS1 intro music took me for a loop!

[@natecoffman3146]

Soder talkin ball is legit

[@kjnewell7243]

Now they stick together, and you have to be pretty vigilant in pulling them apart. Made me giggle

[@415acjr]

Yo!!! I couldve watched 2 hrs of this. Freeman is on social media now. Its pretty great commentary on his career. Sodermania rules!

[@bucketsofglory]

Dan and Chris D card pull - did not disappoint.

[@danlowe]

Set up a PO Box so people can send you custom packs. We used to make each other what you could call crusty packs that turned into gem grades, jerseys and autos for all those obscure guys during covid

[@Cazman819]

Absolutely fucking INSANE pulls this ep. Lovin the Pod Sodester.

[@nahhwe1141]

"I'm sleeping over" 😂😂😂

[@nicklopez140]

Dan Wilson was a keeper. I may just be a Mariners fan but he was good from what I remember.

[@organizedchaos3044]

Greg and Mo Vaughn are in fact related.

[@thegreenskeeper]

Cleveland Guardian urban dictionary definition is exactly why I’m here

[@woozywoods]

I used to love Dan Wilson even had a Dan Wilson jersey. He is in the Mariners HoF.

[@johnlombardo7816]

6:00. This guys 14 😂😂😂😂😂😂 im crying!!! Total stoner move

[@chefcouch7174]

The outro music on the punchup live video…chefs kiss

[@Tomdawg89]

We need 90's NHL cards!

[@danthompson011]

not to be THAT guy but it's the "Core Four" for that Yankees dynasty

[@djkoenig]

It's too late but you could've had m signed by you and the guest every pack commemorative of the episode.

[@GatorsGunners]

Dan Soda is legend doode!

[@JohnQuickWick]

This feels like a sports card version of Kill Tony. 😄

[@brandoncranford3126]

A bonus episode from Soder!!! Color me gay for Soder out of no were

[@Paris42089]

When I was a kid I had a signed ball from Curt Schilling, that I also signed and ruined 😅😂

[@purocaballero]

Yo Ed Sprague went to my high school, shoutout to the St. Mary's Rams (also where Doug Martin former Buccaneers RB & Chelsea Gray guard of the Vegas Aces in the WNBA went to during my era) 209 in the building! 💪🏼💪🏼

[@tylerallen4943]

Dan Wilson was that dude for the Mariners

[@djtrykle]

You need a crusty basket or something so you guys can fling those crusty cards across the room ✌🏼

[@corydavis2765]

Garrett Anderson was genuinely elite for a significant portion of his career.

[@nickm6515]

Brett Wagner from the Cardinals was my high-school math teacher.

[@timmythepanda7020]

Moooooore of this please