2 GROWN ASS MEN PLAY CLUB PENGUIN

[@Sailormoonwoot]

ITS GONE. ITS ALL GONE NOW. RIP AFGHANISTAN9.

[@sudsbob]

It was only for a day, chill.

[@sudsbob]

@Hi I'm A Nerd Nice To Meet You yeah :/ but they're unbanned now.

[@sudsbob]

@Hi I'm A Nerd Nice To Meet You they were banned for only a day, this video came out months ago.

[@sudsbob]

@Hi I'm A Nerd Nice To Meet You yes

[@cree8371]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Boss. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

[@FrankJavCee]

That whole customer support bit is the reason why your channel is literally the best when it comes to #letsplays atm

[@SuperMega]

+FrankJavCee xoxo

[@saintpepperoni8630]

+FrankJavCee truuu

[@ironcheesecake5636]

THIS CHANNEL IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED

[@TemporalElpis]

+SuperMega We need more games like this meant for kids.

[@aurorar1251]

IKR XD

[@kevinhilferty3260]

“I know its 3 am I’m sorry” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

[@kaelynmynhier2406]

Back in my day you got the igloo for free

[@cheekyy]

Kaelyn only 90's kids will remember

[@kaelynmynhier2406]

GhoulTastic Titan I feel old and I'm only 17. 😭😭😭

[@Antsandy96]

I was born in the late 90s but was really a kid in the 00's.. I remember club penguin when it was first created..

[@karlpants275]

Wait wtf, you don't get an igloo for free anymore? That's fucking bullshit lol.

[@karlpants275]

GhoulTastic Titan only 90s kids will remember? This game was made in 2005.

[@JoseRodriguez-jn2ur]

The thought of your 20 year old son calls you for club penguin and immediately gets banned for cursing is a thought I love

[@phommonteros]

woah this was my first supermega video. i remember when i didnt know anything about my boys

[@joelikesthings]

It's so weird thinking about it now. I legit started watching SuperMega since it began.. So did like 50k other people, but it's just weird to think I've watched literally every video they've made. Don't think there's any other channels I can say the same for.

[@Cristobell]

DUDE this was my first video too

[@clown-kc8go]

I was watching them since cyndago

[@LALA-x6b5d]

this was my first supermega video too !!! It’s so odd thinking that it’s been 3 years

[@kieranbrain7765]

Same here I thought him putting in good old Dale’s email was so funny

[@nuclear2906]

OMG I CRIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN SHE SAID "WERE HAVING LUNCH"

[@alapotato9367]

Nuclear290 she?

[@iluvkururu]

Ala Potato 14:24

[@alapotato9367]

toricecream oh ok

[@Gwennerini]

Club Penguin has changed alot since i was like 9

[@deriancooley7117]

Enclave Commander NO.3-117 Same, I remember those days...

[@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3]

Enclave Commander NO.3-117 truuuuuu

[@loganb.2029]

Enclave Commander NO.3-117 same

[@Hildibrah]

I remember when the Aqua Grabber was being introduced. I remember I was so happy when that name was chosen because I voted for it (as did many others obviously)

[@hao2000ki]

eh shouldnt change that much in 1 year ;)

[@hahakaitlyn]

"Dude, dale's gonna kill me!" I LOST IT OMG 😂😂😂

[@m0vhimu334]

snowflakephan AHEM your profile picture is blessed..bye

[@bambiitree1673]

cloudyphil the phandom truly is everywhere

[@hazelandcats822]

cloudyphil hi pham

[@gracedorothy430]

he sounds like an 11 year old boy

[@daniyagreen5425]

G

[@kittygerbil]

When I played club penguin, I'd dress up as a boy and get the girl penguins to fall in love with me, then take them to my igloo and be like "Lol, I'm a girl." I was a strange strange child.

[@all_late_gamer5695]

we were all weird on club penguin once

[@kalpic11]

I did the same thing in a chat room and a girl called me gay and banned me. I had no gay intentions- it was just that no one in there talked to you unless you had a boy avatar they could flirt with.

[@gren5466]

same

[@Kodocha7]

KittyGerbil You were like... straight up catfishing on club penguin LMAO!

[@gyn228]

I do that too

[@VioodieASMR]

"LETS CHAT WITH SOME CUTIES" "EVERYONE HERE IS LIKE 12 RYAN"

[@rangerv1]

Wow I don’t know if this aged well or terribly

[@flipposlippo1510]

"...what?"

[@frozenpancakes]

@@flipposlippo1510 - Peter Quill

[@globidenz2447]

@@rangerv1 IKR

[@StrawberryHero]

when they bought the membership I was like omfg they gonna regret that real fast...

[@wotan.mp44]

*_They bought a membership for a game they'll only play once_*

[@greg_715]

with that sweet sweet Patreon money

[@ghouldishanimal]

@@greg_715 At this point in SuperMega they didn't even have money for merch

[@jazzy_jaymond]

i remember when i got my first puffle i had my grandma print off the pet certificate

[@mariaalexis1529]

😂that is amazing

[@Bianca-ie2bd]

awwwwww

[@DuckitTTV]

Do you remember the color and name!? :0

[@Rustyfork_25]

You saying that revealed an old memory and I thank you

[@M.TTT.]

@@DuckitTTV mine was black and named n******

[@felixduley6809]

#freeafghanistan9

[@SuperMega]

+Ella Duley #bringourboyshome

[@felixduley6809]

SuperMega Did you ever get the account back? Honestly with such a professional email to them they must've been persuaded. Also I hope Dale wasn't too harsh with you Matt, RIP.

[@applefacemoron]

Well it was only banned for 24 hours so they most likely did.

[@skullcrutch]

+SuperMega Too late now, you're gonna be in deep shit, Ryan and Matt...! ~Also I love your KZbin account I swear I can't breathe~

[@ravenlua6543]

+Felix Duley I don't think they did, I got on my old club penguin account and tried to add them and the user wasn't found ):

[@NinjaStar531]

WHO EATS LUNCH AT ONE IN THE MORNING? *Somewhere else* *Alarm goes off; CP Support wakes up and snoozes it* Club Penguin Support: Oh boy, 1 AM! *eats lunch*

[@taacky]

Nearly 6 years and I can practically recite every line in this video before they even say it. This is the true horrors of a parasocial relationship.

[@IamTealeaf]

Don't get me wrong I like what the boys are doing now but I definitely miss this era and these kinds of videos.

[@theodoesya8300]

Matt and Ryan are the kind of people that your parents warn you about on the internet lol

[@cheery_hobi8465]

+bittersweetlife tru AF ahahah

[@evilqueen6206]

Too true.

[@manuelmedina5821]

truuuuu 😂😂😂👌👌👌💯💯💯🍑🍆

[@user-kt9mu2fo7f]

Kinda true, but still hilarious

[@RayneDavila]

Ikr yeah.

[@Cane-Aubright]

Remember when before Card Jitsu wasn't released, and there was a hidden empty dojo teasing it?

[@CookieCrumbzz25]

nostalgia

[@CookieCrumbzz25]

i also remember the rainbow puffle myth and how everyone tried to tip the iceberg

[@rory4236]

ya and they stopped making them

[@S113Productions]

Remember when we had to shovel the snow out and revealed it was a dojo. I remember that arc, that was certainly fun back in 2008. And remember when the old penguin (the Sensei) was shoveling, too? We had no clue who he even was until the dojo was revealed. Such good times.

[@dialtones]

Mario When you clicked on the sensei his name was "?????" it was super mysterious and cool.

[@imthetokerbaby]

11:12 how does a penguin build a house? 11:17 Igloos it together

[@TheIrishDino]

Funniest part of the video

[@minnievanilly]

I was contemplating on whether or not I should watch this. I made the right decision.

[@sociallyawkwardburrito4860]

minnie vanilly haha me too

[@dwangnoderbora]

Yeah, I didn't watch it either.

[@SpicyRaiderAnimations]

Good call xD

[@salix8568]

i just watched two grown men play club penguin for 15 minutes

[@corvidaedalus]

right?! I love the username

[@clerics6869]

jse and all the danandphil accounts are my fav utubers.... can we be friends?

[@maggiebroughton9798]

I love your pictures and your username so much

[@punlife9130]

And 41 seconds :)

[@katalinaphangirl448]

PHANDOM

[@honorsolbe9996]

I've played club penguin for 5 years and I NEVER managed to understand how to play the surfing game

[@uno9671]

Honor Solbé Do tricks with the arrow keys for points

[@millie3065]

Honor Solbé ME. TOO.

[@tk0208]

i found out just before it shut down, but my personal favorite game was the cardjutsu. i remember getting black belt and the cards and teaching my friends how to do it. i was the coolest kid in 3rd grade i also loved the underwater game and the bean stacking game edit 2 years later: i also loved the puffle rescue missions on the ice

[@Beisush]

I was a complete mine cart master, people would get me to do it on their accounts in the computer lab during elementary school. so much fun to reminisce.

[@pinkclouds1292]

I made all the coins with the fishing game lol was like the only game I played beside the pizza one and the spy thing

[@snipelfritz]

This whole thing reminds me of Steam Train playing Amazing World, including the whole calling his dad to approve their account.

[@VSPhotfries]

Oh THAT was what they stole...

[@Squiddlewheel]

snipelfritz same lmao

[@sameileen2660]

snipelfritz yeh

[@artasinn]

because doing anything, that anyone else has done = "Stealing"

[@VSPhotfries]

The Umbrella Room Well, no, but this IS eerily similar: Kid's game asking for adult email, signing up with a father's email, paying money, having to call said father at an awkward time to get them to confirm said email... Yeah, probably total coincidence.

[@jellyfish8944]

I'm disappointed by the lack of card-jitsu, back when I played CP that game was the best

[@kerrylaverty2950]

Jellyfish89 yeah... the (good) old days

[@Zenner5222]

FYI, they got rid of the Ninja Hideout and put Fire, Water, and Snow in the Dojo. They also redecorated the Dojo. The new design fucking sucks.

[@billy.z]

TonyFlamingo dude, I remember getting so sad about that lol. RIP good club penguin

[@andreyleonel255]

*THE BREATHING!* *IM DYING!*

[@yeahuuhh441]

THE DYING I'M BREATHING

[@andreyleonel255]

DragonMoodFilms THE I'M BREATHING DYING

[@yeahuuhh441]

Nigrum Quercu DYING I'M BREATHING THE

[@ihrtyoongi]

!GINYD MI !GNIHTAERB EHT

[@neonxsonic7675]

10:29

[@AlejandroLopez-ze8gu]

The poor man's club penguin: over 10000 coins saved can't spend it on anything because of lack of membership. the memories :(

[@rainstar999]

This is fucking hilarious. Also, Ryan's laugh is a blessing.

[@SuperMega]

+emilee sent from the gods

[@meggiehicks3541]

this entire video is a blessing tbh

[@izzyc324]

emilee I have that shirt XD (ur profile pic

[@victorias187]

This video is four years old and I watch it anytime I'm feeling down. It never fails to make me cry laughing when Matt says "Walter" and they zoom in on the chat bubble and it actually said "waiter"

[@witchystitches667]

“waiter” “walter.”

[@Ruler0fWorlds]

Cowboy beepbop

[@Jackarach]

RIP some poor minimum wage costumer support agent

[@skzlegs4653]

This is the best thing ever, I'm crying from laughter

[@uno9671]

oh hello i follow you on insta

[@skzlegs4653]

oh hello

[@paintypaintpots]

same oh my goD

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

y do u have a jacksepticeye name but a leafyishere profile pic?

[@skzlegs4653]

because i can

[@finnrichardson411]

If I was stranded on a desolate island I would leave cave markings about this video

[@gingersnap6004]

I hope they do more of these open world games for kids. Seeing Poptropica or Fantage would be pretty amazing.

[@deadlynarwal]

Witty Username Holy fuck, I buried my memories of Fantage. I feel cancerous now.

[@stick6969]

fun fact poptropica has paid dlc now

[@catalinaizuel1550]

In my English book we had Poptropica and my teacher will become crazy if you didn't play it. Tbh,I was thinking of giving that code.

[@crystalchubs5057]

Those short parts inbetween where you can hear them breathing XD

[@crystalchubs5057]

***** it's funny

[@iSango5050]

Matt desperately trying to get people to come to his igloo is faintly reminiscent of Dennis Reynolds when he was trying to bring women to their bar bunker during the storm episode 😂😂😂

[@Mettalovepeace]

hahahhahahahha

[@agustdz-w9b]

she wont say no... cause of the implication

[@MsBrianne101]

Yesss it’s always sunny is a great show 😂

[@dankmcdonald9411]

Inflation hit this game hard back in my day membership was $5

[@termiteconsumer7145]

Back in my day Non Members had a choice.

[@taskmagician4289]

First video I've seen and I already subscribed.

[@sneezu]

same, this was gold

[@breka3482]

Task Magician me too!

[@tranquilitydanktrility9011]

that email sure showed them, how dare clup penguin ban a navy seals operative

[@smeeb513]

This should be a series it would be the best

[@flowerstar47]

+Olivia Cividanes yassss

[@Emm_Er]

This should TOTALLY be a series!! That'd be the friggin best

[@Aarontti]

NEVER

[@nomonoodle]

no

[@crowkit9729]

maybe if there was more gay sex 😒

[@catfan277]

Wait, this is Matt and Ryan?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW

[@dogistyping1211]

FROM GAME GRUMPS!?!

[@knut7362]

Every time they say "Matt and Ryan" on gg they always follow it up with "from supermega" tho, so i don't really know how you missed it

[@lucatheboy1551]

Bit Fever *whispers in Brian's voice* "mega64 is my favourite channel"

[@xultra_violetx]

stan uris deserved better BOI WHAAAAT

[@holly8647]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@punkaddict2756]

Man, this really makes me yearn for 2008 when everyone was on club penguin and I would spend all day playing the minigames. Those were the days

[@arrivederciheheeeeee5809]

punkaddict c

[@wawadu2117]

fr man I have so many good memories

[@saturatedneowax]

you have to pay for igloos now they made this "game" ass

[@melissakerr7870]

Sawsers it was great when I was a kid, everything was free

[@melissakerr7870]

My ninja was great

[@Volpecula]

i was a real boy who played runescape

[@ihopeitbleeds]

you don't actually have to pay for an igloo lolol

[@InfernoStatus]

Scott Carey the grand exchange was always lit asf I miss that game

[@drewinsects]

the part where he called his dad for his email gave me some serious game grumps amazing world flashbacks

[@krystalhernandez2665]

The stuff he typed in the email was the funniest thing I've ever seen or read

[@treid4629]

I was dying after reading what they typed and then seeing they put there age as 9.i can only imagine what costumer service people were thinking.

[@TheMandy594games]

LETS TRY TO GET A GF But Ryan everyone here is like 12 ...... what XD

[@thehistorynerd8537]

I was 12 when I stopped playing

[@Dog-999i]

.... They're not children....

[@ReverieYT]

this was my first supermega video, and looking back at it now it gives me such happy memories. boys, if you're really leaving the channel i wish yall the best of luck out there

[@jaredfortin6810]

Coming back to older supermega videos always legit puts a smile on my face, that original opening will always be nostalgiac now

[@kitcatbytes]

"I'm sorry, our office is closed for lunch" *checks time* ITS 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!! WHO EATS LUNCH AT 1 IN THE MORNING??!!

[@flowerstar47]

+Killer Queen apparently them

[@kitcatbytes]

+KwaiiFangirl 89 lmao

[@katyme1D]

i do m8, lmao

[@late.as.always9340]

It's 1 AM and I'm eating cereal

[@jackeverett1023]

Imagine if they actually picked up "Hey. You're not kids"

[@Alex-ee5dv]

2 GROWN ASS MEN PLAY CLUB PENGUIN but every time they say Afghanistan 9 or Ryan histerically laughs, It gets faster

[@azuena9834]

MY PENGUIN FINALLY BECAME 5 YEARS OLD AND I WAS GONNA CELEBRATE IT. but then it was announced to shut down

[@FerretRay]

Heh get rekt mine was 6

[@quartratic2389]

Lol mine was 9. Stopped playing though

[@jamesbeddis1059]

Mine was 12. Behold

[@monkeymonkeyson6743]

That kkk member had an Israel flag that just makes no sense

[@Sunnyjimbov2]

Is anybody watching this after club penguin got taken down

[@bibirutan]

XXX BOSScarXX What?! Really?

[@itsnotaphasemom6679]

No

[@glumbortango7182]

yeah...

[@devina8812]

Yes

[@lara-qe2xi]

We still have it in Brazil! But you know, you wouldn't understand a thing, so it's sad that playing with people from other countries is not an option anymore

[@ReduxRedstone]

Have they done Neopets? Should do Neopets. Used to love that site as a kid.

[@leoskiis]

ReduxRedstone yeeaahhh! I remember that site! man the old days... do people still play that game?..

[@laurastarck]

I still play for shits

[@yaboiaxe4771]

Alyssasayshi My friend is obsessed.

[@viiperbiite]

Parsee The Hashihime Actually, the community and game is still thriving. There are many active groups out there dedicated to the players.

[@isaacs8783]

Ah, catching waves was the reason I lived when I was six. It was so hard to beat but I was awesome at it (I think).

[@nimanao]

Amber Shoffren there’s an end to that game?!?

[@laurab7754]

Yeah, you had to outrun a shark at the end of survival mode. I may be an adult now but man I kind of miss that game

[@RootyTootTootin]

This was the first supermega video I ever watched. This was what got me hooked.

[@stelskii]

QuarterAsianPersuasion same ☺️☺️☺️

[@mattyhproductions5629]

Same mane

[@teeqeeii4069]

"You've earned zero coins!" "Fuck off!" My favourite part 😂

[@zerofright]

I want to see them play Animal Jam 😂

[@j9057]

yeah lol

[@glgskits776]

omg i remember that game actually scared me and my lil sis when i was like 9😂😂😂

[@theWeaverofTales]

wish littlestpetshoponline was still a thing, that would've been hilarious to watch them play XD

[@gren5466]

yes

[@theWeaverofTales]

gren your profile pic makes your comment fantastic |D

[@fidelgarcia2224]

The whole parents email thing reminds me of when Ross and Arin were playing Amazing world

[@SugarSugarCats]

i miss clubpenguin, I still remember my log in and everything, 10 freaking years later :') I log in sometimes, just to see what going on and then i log out 10 minutes later after realizing how boring it is :P

[@StrawberryHero]

Same XD

[@veinerschnoozle6776]

SugarSugarCats to bad you can't anymore

[@bluebridgette]

this was the video that introduced me to supermega. 8 years ago. times flys when you're watching the funny brothers. that old intro is a classic i must say

[@MellowElbow]

This was the video that got me into SuperMega. Without it I would have never made so many friends. Thank you for the laughs guys, can’t wait to see what you do next. The farther you go, the prouder I’ll be :,)

[@hughmclynn9864]

"Dad I know it's 3 an" that is an extremely quotable line

[@jellyjas2624]

I still remember the story of my first club penguin boyfriend. It was pretty epic but while we were talking in the pizza parlor my computer fucked up and got disconnected and when I got back on he was offline and I never talked to him again. I cried that night.

[@pyroshayniac1090]

...I don’t remember mine. There were too many. Haha.

[@snoopy4120]

It said in their email that they're a navy seal yet for age they put 9. kids your dreams can come true at any age

[@denisenova7494]

Yes I am sure they are lying. They're penguins and not seals, duh!^^

[@sudsbob]

@@denisenova7494 I get the joke.. i think

[@Penultimate_Jive]

You have to pay for that shit now? What the fuck.

[@SickBoyKD]

Exploding_Potato nah- you can pay free, he meant like paying to be an actual member instead of a nonpaying member.

[@SickBoyKD]

Exploding_Potato wait- nvm

[@AnotherAshenSoul]

Club penguin? More like Club Cashgrab am i rite guys!!

[@jagoandlitefoot]

The fact that you actually entered Dale's email is the reason I love you guys.

[@nez999]

when the nostalgia of this being your first SuperMega video hits. but seriously they’ve come so far and I’m just so proud of them. 😭

[@ChaoChao0071]

Squidward: WHO HAS LUNCH AT ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?! Patrick: Oh, boy, 1 AM! [Eats krabby patty]

[@modernnerd5592]

Also Squidward: WHO PLAYS CLUB PENGUIN AT ONE IN THE MORNING?! SuperMega: Oh boy Club Penguin!!

[@aquamarine420]

no one wants to come to your igloo because it's unfurnished.

[@abigailmartinez1825]

TODAY IS THE DAY MY PENGUIN ACCOUNT IS 8 YEARS OLD SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY DATES I HAD IN THE PIZZA PARLOR!!!

[@alexbojangles5007]

Abigail Martinez I have many questions

[@abigailmartinez1825]

Niko The smol pancake lord im sure you do

[@kaylaflava]

"We gotta get right with Club Penguin" you guys are seriously killing me.

[@winterv9626]

you guys need to keep the "2 Grown Ass Men Play" series going, they're so funny, i re-watched them so many times and they still make me laugh so hard xD

[@nickswartz7770]

They should play Club Penguin Rewritten, cause membership is free.

[@sudsbob]

Seriously? I gotta get on!

[@zygarde9506]

My cousin is 36 and a paid Club Penguin member and let's me use his account lmao

[@liaramsey6316]

Life goals

[@FirstLast-mf4rr]

nice

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

"We're playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my ass."

[@hughjass8755]

Speccy SquareGoLike is his name afghanistan9?

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

Hugh Jass Yeah, if I remember correctly...

[@tabbysas2744]

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ah So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseparable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandary Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

***** No, afghanistan9.

[@syignis7033]

This was the first video I watched and I remember my first impression of you guys vividly. Genuinely sad that you guys might be finished with the internet. Thank you for filling my middle school years to the first year of work with goofs and gaffs.

[@itzamedee]

Afghanistan911 *pls don't kill me*

[@bambooiai2181]

lol

[@kiwi2070]

👌

[@ellaforrest1615]

racistttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt im jk

[@GrayD_Fox]

dgtldee you're already dead

[@eliseanderson5591]

holy *shit* nostalgia blast I haven't played this in ~8 years (forgot my account, and I was a paid member ._.) and so much has changed I kinda want to scream childhood drama aside, this is amazing

[@ravennight5645]

Elise Anderson Ah same, the only difference is that I actually remember my account username and password, despite not using it xD

[@isaacs8783]

Elise Anderson When they said Puffle I had a flashback to me and my best friend in early years making pet Puffles out of Play Doh. I had no idea what the hell a Puffle was until I got an account. It sucked that you couldn't actually do anything fun without a membership. My sister had a membership and I was really jealous.

[@thehistorynerd8537]

I know my account, it's just that I'm baned for being inactive.

[@darl4204]

Elise Anderson I got banned when I was around 8 for saying "you look gay." I cried, I was a paid member and I still have puffles I brought from Toys r Us

[@keiko6209]

Elise Anderson xD same!!

[@somebody3828]

this is my comfort video

[@thatrebeccalady]

9:34 "Please..." "Walter?" I literally fucking cried I laughed so hard.

[@to2burger]

These Guys are HILARIOUS!!!! Just found out about them

[@aturchomicz821]

ME TOO

[@SIDE9995_]

R.I.P Club Penguin At least we still have rewritten and the ds games

[@tka6670]

I don't know what the hell this is or why this was recommended, but it's hilarious, literal gold. Just subscribed!

[@citygrl903]

Ryan's laugh is seriously the best

[@M4lloware]

"But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all"

[@carla9049]

Pshhh it's IGGY not igloo. Iggy is how you get all the bitches (;

[@thehistorynerd8537]

lol

[@eatedbugs]

papa succ holy shit i totally forgot it was called iggy. i'm having flashbacks

[@xxawsumrainbowxx]

party at my iggy its on the map

[@ericacullen]

papa succ party in my iggy now

[@thehistorynerd8537]

Total Drama Island at my iggy, come now!

[@felbarashla]

I came to the comments because I had to pause the video. Once I can breathe easier I will continue the video.

[@felbarashla]

Update: somehow the video got better.

[@seungie7459]

This was my first SuperMega vid! I remember sitting in my childcare class back in 2016 (9th grade for me) being all done my work and scrolling through KZbin. I’m still a big supporter of theirs. Their content has improved and expanded to greater stuff.

[@Squiddlewheel]

"OH YOU CANT CALL RUSSIA BLUBJBLBUBJH" *I have no idea why that broke me lmao*

[@levitatedits]

lol wait does anyone remember that Tinkerbell Fairy online game where you could fly around and get a membership

[@martie9267]

THAT GAME WAS MAH SHIT

[@magroze]

I made my first yahoo account for it and I still use it today XD

[@vickytang]

BRUH THAT WAS LIT

[@henohenomoheji8286]

THAT WAS THE SHIT!!

[@fanofever869]

MAN YOU KNOW I GOT THAT MEMBERSHIP AND MADE THOSE FOODS OR WHATEVER

[@cameronstoeppel7075]

There is nothing better than Ryan’s laugh as Matt try’s to talk to his dad about how he needs to confirm his email to play club penguin

[@sirrobertbrysonhallii9098]

Just checked my club penguin account and it was created 3001 days ago lmao.

[@cheese8987]

damn ur penguins almost 9 years old, give him a special birthday

[@Zenner5222]

Holy shit. Mine is only 2,100 days old.

[@sirrobertbrysonhallii9098]

Mines 3111 now. xD My penguin is pimped tf out - got the santa hat from like 2008. I had membership awhile back too and I did some coin glitch so I have over 400k coins right now. xD

[@tomdaly1019]

This is the first videos of you guys I've ever seen and this was so funny I cried! SUBSCRIBE

[@SuperMega]

+TomDaly101 cry more

[@trvpheartsold8829]

+TomDaly101 same #firstvideo

[@pample2966]

don't cry, craft

[@PixelDoodles]

same i was like 6

[@iseauping]

TomDaly101 samee

[@petroleumjelly417]

I paused how many times to read their “true adult like” message to the company

[@sunnycooper9440]

I can't wait to see the response to that email...

[@JPEG785]

Funny how I was on a pedo hunt, and then I'm recommended two men playing club penguin.

[@alteregoniko5129]

This was one of the first super mega vids I watched 4 years ago. I remember I was watching it really early in the morning in the school cafeteria during breakfast. Barely anyone was there but I had to cover my mouth from how hard I kept fucking laughing lmao. That was in 8th grade and now I’m a senior in high school. Fond memories :))

[@rsmania01]

You’re awesome 💛

[@29daysAJ]

Next you have to play animal, jam it's like club penguin but it's not

[@theroyalmelon8969]

29Days you mean it's like club penguin but less laggy

[@identiityy]

29Days Yesss

[@snailshlong4400]

29Days Yessss. I just made a comment about that. XD