2 HOURS Of QI! Funny Moments And Interesting Facts!

[@vivienneoneill5400]

I just love QI,they are always so funny, ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@SirAdamMeek]

"He must have had a very big sphincter" which the only fitting reply would be, "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

[@allanbuchan6947]

Bill Bailey did a good bit about text speak in his stand up , "ROFLYSST", Rolling on the floor laughing yet somehow still typing .😀

[@paulkube3901]

Reference @55:00 to Lewis Carrol/Dodson.....in one of R.Heinlein's science fiction tomes, his characters meet Rev Dodson in a Wonderland setting, and discuss advanced math and logic. Now I understand the Carrol connection.

[@vickyseverson8782]

All I could think of when Stephen asked who would have lived in the Daily Mail Model Village? They had villages specifically for Mail models?😂😂

[@vipertwenty249]

Except that it was Tesco not Sainsburys that reduced the diameter of the loo rolls. 10 points from Stephen.

[@spehizle]

Steven: "It's simply pressure of air creating this wonderful vortex." Johnny: "NO IT'S NOT IT'S MAGIC." Literal perfection.

[@ravenshrike]

The water boatman is only the loudest animal for its size when measured in the logarithmic scale of dB. When measured in terms of acoustic energy produced in one instant, the pistol shrimp is by far the loudest animal.

[@zapkvr]

Mentioned on another QI episode

[@islandgirl581]

Omgoodness Julian Clairy is possibly the most BEAUTIFUL person in the world. His sarcasm and witt is cutting edge. And as a straight lady....gorgeous to look at too. Thank you world 🎉😂🎉

[@dollface2917]

I’ve always thought he’s stunning (Straight woman too), and he has an amazing sense of humour

[@InservioLetum]

I think your gaydar is due for maintenance, my dear.

[@pillettadoinswartsh4974]

I just had AI create a limerick for me. I told it to use the words mountain, flamingo, and tongue: In a mountain where flamingos play, A bird with a tongue bright and gay, It danced on the peaks, With colorful beaks, As the sunset turned night into day.

[@bobw222]

It's easy to carry the coffee more than ten steps. Hold it with your forearm at 90 degrees to the direction of your travel instead of in front of you pointed in your direction of travel. I do it every morning from kitchen to office, about 20 steps if not more.

[@GAGL.Evolution]

Now there's a contradictory term, religious Education.

[@tomconnors8165]

know your enemy and all that

[@pseudonayme7717]

Like 'Liberal Conservative' a total contradiction in terms.

[@gearyt2355]

Reddit is down the hall and to the left

[@zapkvr]

​@pseudonayme7717 well no. You could be socially liberal and conservative economically. Its hardly a contradiction

[@CarlWicker]

i say lol too!

[@Anabsurdsuggestion]

Top tip. When the ad break starts, tap the “i” bottom left, click ‘block ad’, click ‘continue’ then click the back arrow top left, to return to the video. Once you get used to this, it will take you about three seconds to perform the procedure. So there’s barely any interruption. This is especially handy for those 20 sec ads… screw subscribing.

[@kristapsmuravjovs7061]

Ok, this channel does compilations (which, I believe, still takes time, unless stolen from somewhere else), but there are lots of channels pouring so much work into their content. The ads (or a subscription to premium) help them generate well-earned money for their work.

[@curbgrinder111]

RIP to Jimmy's OMG joke

[@thomasdevine867]

In my neck of the woods (West Virginia) saying LOL is sarcastic in the extreme. 3:00

[@2PrincessWarriors]

A great way to discourage overuse of the term!

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

Stephen Fry talked about a Bull Bull bird and I remembered a song I haven't heard since I was a child, Abdul Abulbul, Amir. Wikipedia took me straight to a picture of Stephen Fry singing it. That man gets everywhere!

[@zapkvr]

It was Frank Crumity I remember the song.

[@Odonanmarg]

I sang it too. I thought the lyrics were, “Abdul the Bulbul Amir…”.

[@AAAsn888s]

And the USA has the View. Smh

[@kellymariebrown71]

This American watches QI - Never have watched the View & I’m proud of that 😂

[@kimhansen24]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@denisrivarola2387]

Manny and Jimmy Carr! What year was this?

[@louislitz2839]

GTM giggle to myself

[@starvr]

NELI, I love that. I'm definitely going to use that one from now on. NELI

[@fretlessman71]

1:28:58 - This "jojoba" routine is nowhere to be found on KZbin. Prove me wrong.

[@tomconnors8165]

Billy Connolly - live performance from comic relief 1986 at about 3:45.

[@zapkvr]

Funny as haemorrhoids

[@TysonGould-td2wh]

Fnd the LETTER from N.H Gouldhawke aka R.Gould to William Pitt ! Find out what it said

[@barbieblacksheep8440]

Irony a priest says Uranus seeming it means Heaven LOL

[@2PrincessWarriors]

He articulated it very carefully 😂

[@nealehanning4700]

😀😀👍

[@ianagar583]

so many ad breaks............so irritating

[@rocoe9019]

Dat be KZbin

[@InservioLetum]

Ublock Origin Google it, install it, byebye advertising. Enjoy!

[@Anabsurdsuggestion]

It really is maximum ad attack. Top tip. When the ad break starts, tap the “i” bottom left beside the clock timer, then click ‘block ad’, then click ‘continue’ and then click the back arrow top left to return to the video. Once you get used to this, it will take you about three seconds to perform the procedure. So there’s barely any interruption. This is especially handy for those 20 sec ads…

[@Vixnstuff]

Anyone else notice how some of the "clips" were repeated?

[@rocoe9019]

Yes, I did

[@rocoe9019]

Yes, I did

[@ubi_ezis]

Yes i did

[@ubi_ezis]

Yes i did

[@JHNO66]

Yes, I did

[@paulwallis7586]

Back a few horses in Australia and you'll find narcolepsy isn't that uncommon.

[@huepix]

OMG was first used by Noah

[@privateone2205]

Not only did Noah not exist.. he didn't use the ABBREVIATION of "OMG" So you're wrong twice in one sentence.

[@liquid834]

4 adverts in 10 minutes....takes the p*ss

[@InservioLetum]

Ublock Origin Google it, install it, byebye advertising. You're welcome ;)

[@Anabsurdsuggestion]

Top tip. When the ad break starts, tap the “i” bottom left, click ‘block ad’, click ‘continue’ then click the back arrow top left. Once you get used to this, it will take you about three seconds to perform the procedure. So there’s barely any interruption. This is especially handy for those 20 sec ads…

[@krazyhorse448]

I love everyone as a comic, but this didn't crack a smile from me

[@2PrincessWarriors]

Was all very interesting though

[@krisbest6405]

I,m hooked on enuf.

[@donny121able]

Fun fact... A Selection of the guests insisted on knowing the questions before they appeared.

[@HairyPantaloons]

One did, and they never had him back on again.

[@donny121able]

@HairyPantaloons Alan Davies on his other show stated there were a few but not sure which.

[@cosmicwonderer6269]

It's because traditionally people were given the answers so they can write better jokes but this show was filmed during the switch from that to more improv

[@dollface2917]

@@donny121able Rory McGrath was definitely one.

[@InservioLetum]

One. John Sessions.

[@SgtBaker-ol9vv]

Lol

[@johnorsomeone4609]

I don”t understand. The portuguese man-o-war is a colony of several different organisms working cooperatively and serving different functions, but if they *are* different organisms then how is it possible for the gonad-like organism to reproduce the *other* organisms? That seems impossible.

[@malalford]

Answers on this show can be dubious at times.

[@stevenboyd5044]

It's still a fortnight...

[@StarHorseLover200]

I never get why Alan Davies always feels he has to act like the buffoon of the panel. He is smart ,but on this show doesn't act like it.

[@2PrincessWarriors]

He does speak up on the topics that he knows about and i agree he is smart

[@InservioLetum]

Because that is his function. All the world's a stage, remember?

[@spaceboy2889]

because it's fun? he wants to? QI would be pretty dry without the humour and goofing about

[@owenpope353]

You are incorrect 🐫 Camel's do not emit methane, methane is ODOURLESS another who think their farts don't stink. They fart Formaldehyde Formaldehyde stinks to like hell.

[@InservioLetum]

Just because you smell petrol doesn't mean the waist-high water you're standing in, doesn't exist. It is in fact possible for the gut flora to produce more than one gas. Hydrogen sulfide, for example.

[@imgonnastealyourgirl]

Actually, they do produce methane. Just a bit less.

[@him050]

"It's not military, it's naval." Is the Navy not part of the military lol?

[@InservioLetum]

you mean not part of the army. The military is ALL branches.

[@Alex-jq3vx]

Man of war fact is nonsense 13:13

[@caitgems1]

What part?

[@acebone2]

How I just love watching british upperclass being irrelevant

[@imgonnastealyourgirl]

Calling 70% of these people upperclass is just not accur6

[@joekennedy2599]

Dreadful

[@MooseyPete]

I wonder if Bill (and the rest) have since realised that using LOL in a face to face interaction signifies *sarcasm😄 not actual laughter.

[@ICanSeeYou247]

Probably not because they aren't 14

[@MooseyPete]

@ICanSeeYou247 pretty sure they all have children though mr.troll. Think more broadly before you try to be smart next time👍🤣

[@MooseyPete]

@ICanSeeYou247 incidentally congratulations you are my first ever troll on KZbin🤣 but what kind of lowlife loser is being a troll on KZbin, you are supposed to be here to watch Vids and maybe add a comment. Only the biggest losers on the internet troll other people's comments. And you aren't even intelligent enough to do it well🤣 anyway bye 👋 have a nice life trolling🤣🤣

[@ICanSeeYou247]

@@MooseyPete and that's your attempt at being smart?.....LOL Also Bill Bailey has a 22yo son, so I don't think he's going to be 'educating' his Dad about dumb kids expressions, but you seem to be an expert.

[@ICanSeeYou247]

@MooseyPete wow you're really triggered aren't you🤣

[@InservioLetum]

I adore Stephen on this show. It's such a pity BBC railroaded him for a cheaper stand-in.

[@zapkvr]

Its not at all. Its not the job of the host to be funny.

[@dethrocker]

They didn't....he didn't want to do it all the time 😂

[@imgonnastealyourgirl]

He resigned. Sandy is doing an awesome job imo.

[@LikesToRaveDave]

What are you on about? He decided to leave...

[@InservioLetum]

@@LikesToRaveDave After being forced to film whole series in one go. It was the ABSURDLY taxing schedule that broke him. It didn't start that way, was utterly unnecessary, and isn't being done that way anymore. Clearly, this was done to pester him out of a role that was absolutely perfect for him