2 Stoned 2 Podcast! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 95

[@Kleopold94]

I love how Chrissy high is deep conversational topics, big words and research versus Sal high is just happy to be here

[@madisonhartwick8114]

It’s like they switch😂😂

[@xXdianna223]

I'm very much Sal in this situation lol

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

Depends on the weed I'm both lmao

[@Matticusthebliss]

I do both, idk how , don’t question it either but I get in these deep ass conversation with people Completely loose my train of thought, make light of every situation I’m in just being happy to be there but also not really knowing what’s going on , then jump right back into that previous conversation lol

[@DrSuess360]

Perfectly sums up why it was such a good pod. 👍

[@darthoculum6780]

The fact that Chris had this deep thought and sal answered his question by saying “no” is hilarious

[@Perfinn]

the cut after to “what’s he working out for?” had me dying lmao

[@BriannaElin]

Chris is DEFINITELY in my dream blunt rotation.

[@MPHswayze]

You would learn so much history and then forget it immediately

[@spicytwiglets12]

girl you are glowing

[@chillinwithchris1536]

Chris AND Sal? Get outta here, sign me up.

[@bisexualfrenchfry1953]

@@chillinwithchris1536 right , both of them would be dope asf

[@peyton.simpson]

@@MPHswayze Half the shit he said was bs

[@feelingcreativewallace]

I love cozy Chris. Him speaking so well while cuddled under his jersey, is DELIGHTFUL

[@andrewthurmond8231]

Chrissy elegant as hell when he's high. Stay golden, Pony Boy.

[@jakesmall3454]

I know wtf lmao. I’ve never seen someone get smarter when they are high. And Sal over there don’t know what the fucks going on lmfao

[@tomwalsh6655]

And so eloquent

[@MissTerynRebecca]

Next Ram Dass? 😆

[@Nickel55555]

Reservation Dogs is such a good show!

[@curtisburns]

I wanna see what happens if you give him Indica.

[@simmsFitness]

why does chris articulate himself better when hes baked🤣 usually hes just filled with anxiety saying like and um every word😭🤟

[@HecticChoas]

Possibly the gas pack workin it’s magic 🤝😭😂

[@WxstedTxlent]

This might be the single greatest podcast episode ever created. Chris blew my balls off. Hats off boys. Stupid hats off. Respect. And also, TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!

[@WxstedTxlent]

@@Theorist9 not on audio my friend

[@tyinknots9264]

Yea I listen to the audio first cause I’m inpatient. It comes out the night before then video is usually the next morning.

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Could be, but until the Bertcast where Ari Shaffir drugged Barf Cryshart with molly gets released, we won't know for sure.

[@VulcanM61]

A prolapse bloom.

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Crazy part. As a family member to maya folk, most of what he said ain't wrong man. In fact, mayans used to drink highly mineralized water yhat filtered through in the caves for generations

[@alice..charli2171]

The slow zooms as Chris is thinking are great

[@bandofmountains]

Chris gets equally smarter and more stupid when he's high. It's fascinating.

[@kevm7101]

I dont know why. But true. Hilarious

[@Craig332]

that is the ying and yang of our minds balancing on a razors edge between stupidity and genius. Think about it

[@columcunningham4458]

I’m the same.

[@aritristan6884]

Chrissy nihilist

[@Kbwintyy]

I feel like same

[@ayekaybee5458]

Sal cannot handle the level of deep Chris was trying to go. He was internally screaming thinking about his existence. 😂

[@AlexPletcherPhoto]

😅

[@Marcstock]

Smoking while listening to this now baby stay high boyssss 😎

[@jordanjae]

Me too. High and sheit.

[@saintpablo9027]

me too good shit y’all 😂

[@the_cheap_ones]

Gay

[@zacharyesterly6892]

Me too 🤙🏻🤙🏻

[@coltenteel8978]

Same. My dog just lost his shit when the black hole sound started playing 🤯

[@misfortunate116]

Bro. Chris being high is the best. He actually can say everything at once fluidly instead of taking 20 minutes to get to the point of the story 😂❤️

[@JoeDeRosasMainDitch]

You can tell Pimp got high to edit this, really adds to the vibe!

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

I'm fucking crying at this editing. There's no way you can watch this trip without also, tripping yourself. Chrissy philosophical !!!

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

Pretty sure Pimp is always high lol

[@jennifermariejoyce]

So much zooming.

[@seedsofsolitude8482]

Hey Babe Army needs 1 of these "2 Stone 2 Podcast" episodes per month! fuckin hilarious

[@Los32]

Nothing beats laughing hard at the dumbest shit with your best friend while faded 😂😂

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

I used to do that all the time😢 I miss it more than anything. She passed 💔💔

[@Los32]

​@@Sarahgreeneyes32 I'm so sorry to hear that !

[@josef2012]

Yes+Yes!

[@brandonramey4114]

Wish i could do it, too much anxiety n paranoia. Sucks

[@mitchellbowman22]

You got that right. Remember just cracking up and laughing for absolutely no reason? But you just couldn’t stop because you and your friends just could not stop making each other laugh. All by smoking from a pop can. Those were the times

[@jbcphotography40]

watching Chris grow spiritually, intellectually and just overall since episode 1 is so beautiful!😊 and he’s hilarious 😂 loved this episode

[@ZombieGameAreMe]

We need high babes every week, this episode is the best in months

[@jayceewhitney]

I like how Sal is best friends with the couch cushions when he is high.

[@bennyboy3624]

Finally I can get stoned with Chris Vulcano and Sally DeStiffyno right when I get up ❤️

[@HIGHTS]

YES!

[@matth6900]

That's legit really sad I hope your life gets better man

[@Colts63AK]

@@matth6900you’re sad for saying that

[@Riskys.]

@@matth6900 Benny boy here is at a shooting range in his pfp. If he can afford ammo. Then I would say his life is pretty good

[@matth6900]

@@Colts63AK nah brah it isn't

[@Mylesfinch]

I love how Sal has so much patience with Chrissy. He literally waited a whole minute for him to get out one question

[@Mylesfinch]

46:00

[@shrimpinpat]

Sal confusing carpenter ants for mice had me dead.

[@MPHswayze]

Carpenter ants made horror movies I think

[@ryanstevens4477]

i hate carpenter ants so much lol

[@jackosnmh]

Thank you!!! I came here to ask what the fuck a carpenter mouse was.

[@abbib6390]

@@jackosnmh I thought it was a construction working mouse 🐭

[@gerg1027]

I just stood for the anthem at my desk at work. Thank you for this.

[@cobbmurray8107]

Hey babes, im sure we're all smoking stevia and singing R&B today after this one. Hope everyone has a great day!! Tis autumn I believe. Hopefully see you ChrissyD in Philly next mumf!

[@nickitoff9629]

Wow! Chris nailed it! Everyone working in unity toward a common goal is powerful. Shrooms are a spiritual experience we need more of. Two intelligent gents!

[@TheRealLange21]

Maybe it’s just because I’m high too, but Chris’ rant about psychedelics and ancient civilizations makes a lot of sense.

[@johnbarnett7064]

Agreed

[@aman_duhhhhh5740]

I’m not high lol it makes complete sense 😊

[@thattechychick1758]

I tell you what...Sal deserves an Emmy for Best supporting cast member or SUMTHIN' lol! Your ability to sit there and put up with Chris's off-the-wall rambling is mind-blowing, to say the least! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@tristancrowder2933]

This felt like an episode of Chrissy Chaos ft Sal Vulcano 😂

[@Caitecakess]

SO True!! 🤣

[@hayley7483]

Chris's rant on why it's silly to try to strive to be #1....is hilarious when it cuts to Sal wearing #1 Jaden fan gear! 😂😂😂

[@Morganabel]

Sal trying not to laugh while Chrissy is singing😂

[@greasy2007]

Have no clue how he did it

[@bcrow]

Definitely one of my favorite episodes. Not only hilarious but full of genuine vulnerability from Chrissy Cannabis. Love it babes

[@lisalucania114]

I’m in actual tears in my car on lunch break listening to Chrissy Patriotic. If they didn’t think I was off my rocker by now…. 🎤 😂

[@pleasantvalley85]

When Chris went from talking to sal all philosophical and sal not related to saying wtf is he training for was sooo epic lmao

[@Kleopold94]

I need to know where tf Chrissy even saw it to bring it up

[@Jzzmus]

HOLY SHIT that was hysterical. And then the gym video popped up. 😂😂😂

[@clydefr0g]

It’s that time!! 😶‍🌫️🫶🏽🗣 smoking Stevia with the babes!

[@jackmoran5480]

Im 5 minutes in just wondering how they are going to keep it together for another hour 😂😂

[@sarahrsommer]

Pimp’s editing style is comedic gold 🤌🏻

[@MPHswayze]

F Pimpy I wish I could listen to this on Spotify. He makes viewing the pod mandatory. The absolute jerk.

[@katabeats]

This is probably one of the best episodes of hey babe

[@SchizSchool]

Sal refuses to drink a beverage on taste buds but just starts slurping on tortilla chips in the middle of heybabe

[@katieperkins6128]

Derosa burner account lol

[@hypnopump]

@@katieperkins6128 Chad DeRosa enjoyer*

[@returnovthemac]

That’s sativ babe.

[@geoffreywitt7281]

Fact

[@DweeD1516]

Thats the beauty of the sativia babe!

[@tywilkins2584]

Chris turned into Neil “Smoke Grass” Tyson during this episode 😂

[@BIGBRENT89]

😂😂😂

[@babyslug]

Watching Chris sing the national anthem reminds me of when i sing in the shower and I really do feel like I’m killing ittttt

[@forerinnn]

Chris holding the wallet and smiling through the entire Ridge ad was absolute perfection

[@lazylion420]

dude I'm STILL laughing out loud at the Hey Babes short of Woody Getting Sturdy. I showed it to everyone last week. it's legend.

[@matthewkeeler1650]

Chris in the first minutes: “Natural Sugar bad, artificial sugar good” Chris a couple of minutes later: “Only take what the earth gives you, no man made products” Make it make sense

[@coljuh]

weed.

[@jonisraeli83]

Sal's look in this is everything

[@abbeyrose9957]

I’m so glad I was stoned for this episode😂 No other way to watch babe!

[@zoso1up]

Facts

[@Carlie935]

Crying laughing at Chris singing the national anthem 😂😂😂😂 so funny

[@princesssjasmine]

this is my comfort video it’s one of their best

[@livamorelli5016]

I just realized after watching this episode why I stress sing the national anthem now 😭

[@TheRealLange21]

I just smoked a little pot and I come here to find out that the Babes are both stoned on this ep. Loving life right now

[@MPHswayze]

Day-stoned Babes & Buddies are their core demographic!

[@greasy2007]

SAME!

[@danchapman324]

Don't say pot

[@TheRealLange21]

What’re you gonna do, cry into your dab rig?

[@MPHswayze]

@@danchapman324 probably a reference, Hey Babe recent did a bit about how no one says pot anymore

[@mikeysimpson17]

That conflict Chris was talking about was a very good way to put that difficult conflict. I was conflicted about breaking up with my girlfriend, of a year, for a month and it was miserable. Once I made the decision to end it I feel whole again, I feel the best I have in years.

[@ashleeg409]

crying literal tears from laughing so hard at Chris singing the national anthem... bahahahahahaha... i havent laughed this hard in years.

[@ishamp212]

Coming back to this episode after the recent Hiatus. This one is in my top 3. I need a WOW counter for Sal 😅

[@wisk8er4ever]

We love chrissy cannabis and sativa sal !!! I can't wait to see Chris in Milwaukee next week !

[@DrzSMrider]

Pimp ripping the bong and sal munching caught me off guard. Love it. More of these 😂

[@jackdabulas8365]

39:30 Pimpiy ripping the bong lmao love it

[@szelynch3688]

At work dying laughing from the first note of Chris singing the national anthem 😂😂😂

[@giasg4079]

Having a sesh while they are lit is so nice 😂

[@tslice114]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER! *smash zoom * that was hilarious

[@brandorobot]

Chris ate a miniscule amount of shrooms recently and now thinks he's discovered the secrets of the universe.

[@Tcramer.17]

It’s a good way to start lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@lizabergner1628]

How am I JUST now finding this?! This is everything

[@beaulafond6345]

"The earth giveth back" -Chrissy Christ dropping knowledge bombs on the babes legggoooo! Loving the spiritual awareness the zoomers gave you lol

[@daniellesmith9937]

This episode is literally gold. Would love to see the national anthem irl.

[@freshpurplenikes]

I think we are ALL Sal when Chrissy is singing the National Anthem 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😩😭😂😭

[@daniiii0825]

I love how sativa makes Sal just wanna laugh and smile and it turns Chris into a serious creative genius!! 😂❤ I genuinely friggen love you guys so much. Oh and Pimpy Edits is always a genius!!! And please for the love of God hang those portraits up on the wall behind Chris 🙏😂

[@lukenackley9990]

These two high as balls have the funniest energy in the world

[@ArminUlbrich]

This is certainly one of the best episodes of Hey Babe so far. Hilarious and deep at the same time!! I cried laughing.

[@robertgowdey]

I can't get enough of Sal and Chaos Chrissy

[@loveshadowdays]

pimpy deserves a raise for the editing of this ep

[@SaskiaBeats]

This is the first podcast I've seen edited like a normal KZbin video. Weird at first, but I'm digging it now

[@cassandraschmitt3019]

Honestly forgot I was listening to a Hey Babe podcast towards the end. Thought I was listening to one of my spiritual lectures.... I truly loved this episode. 🍄✨☺️

[@madis989]

Got chills when Chris sang the National anthem. Chrissy patriot babe

[@michaelmaffit7034]

The way Pimp edited/cut this video together is absolutely genius

[@implayerone8165]

So I finally decided to buy some trees for my day off and you just so happen to release this at the same time ☺️

[@thespacemelody]

I thought I couldn’t love Chrissy Chaos more until Chrissy Cannabis. I could listen to him high all day long. ✨💚🌈🍪

[@Raziebeth20]

I’m 2 minutes in and the editing is fucking fantastic. 😂 Amazing job Pimp! This one is so good already.

[@hrdwerefox1]

I love how little Chris knows about so much. You can hear little common anecdotes and facts that are a little mixed up throughout his deep talks. It's really funny and he's great

[@whoarewe3557]

This was a good Ep on the last day of summer boys!!! Time to get ready for the holidays coming up!!

[@MrPodcastio]

Sal literally described the concept of karaoke 🎤

[@geenaschmidt]

What a time to be alive I’ve been waiting all week for this lol

[@leechafin1731]

Epic ep! The edits by Pimpy were top tier, love the bong ripping in the background of Chrissy’s high thoughts

[@martymcfly6411]

It's hilarious that weed seems to increase Chris's IQ.

[@MPHswayze]

Weed makes him less worried about being gay so he loosens up

[@user-ws8uw2jy2w]

I feel like Chris really relaxed and showed his true self, he's a smart dude

[@MPHswayze]

@@user-ws8uw2jy2w he finished medical school and is basically a history professor

[@cloudbloom]

@@MPHswayze the herb is like the border wall for Chris' insecurities that Tampa Tony might be listening

[@jackiegreen8442]

Remember, he is very well educated. He can use the Doctor Chris De

[@ottodob]

More of these please. Stoney rambles are the greatest

[@brlyde]

I need Chris singing the Anthem as a ringtone ASAP 🤣🤣🤣

[@tomatosawse]

I got chills listening to that beautiful rendition.

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

yeah I'm gonna need Chrissy to smoke a little stevia more often. My man was articulate as hell then he went deep into his soul. great EP babes!

[@VonTelevision]

High Chris is the right Chris

[@ladycrush069]

all of chris's rants are so incredibly profound and the one about being number one hits so hard goddamn

[@RonCadillac]

IF YOU GET THE COOKIE MONSTER ON, SAL MUST DO THE VOICE OF ELMO WITH THAT LAUGH

[@poppyseed64]

I WHIPPED my head around @ 34:35 when i heard a little bit of Excsion play... i want to know where that came from 👀👀👀

[@Sinclair81]

Hearing Pimpy rip the bong🤭 literally me right now watching this😶‍🌫️

[@paigeANN23]

The transition from chrissy feeling conflicted to tbe gym guy vid is amazing

[@dwhitt15]

"You're about to start singing to the best of your ability" - Sal

[@1017KushNoLove]

I can’t wait for that episode to come out I can already picture Sal killing that last challenge and keeping those sneakers 😂😂

[@stormcorrosion176]

As a smoker, I wish I could get as high as Chris did every time I smoke

[@x.jaynine]

trippy Chrissy is my favorite 🤌🏽 seeing him fully talk about psychedelics & the universe is so fucking beautiful- love the growth, my dude.

[@richkrupansky1339]

I love how Chrissy thinks he is all knowing about tripping when he barely microdosed one time in his 30s 😆

[@MosDefnIT88]

I was the dealer from pineapple express after smoking one joint at 13. Or thought.....

[@indobabie]

You don’t need shrooms or acid or any other psychedelic to be “enlightened”. He’s just a human being capable of complex thoughts. I mean ofc psychedelics sure do help

[@jacobruby743]

Absolutely the best episode of Hey Babe to date. Love y'all.

[@nickg1743]

Man, there's nothing worse than getting an Oppenheimer through the Spunkmeyer, nice editing on this one Pimp 👍 slow zoom city 😎

[@brandonkatona7734]

The slow zoom in on Chris in the beginning was AMAZING!

[@damianhbc]

When Chrissy is stoned he forgets he plays an idiot and his real intelligence shows through lol… it’s insane!! You guys are the best thing on the internet. God bless Babes

[@deeorlando6536]

more episodes like this please. I dig the mental stimulation and abstract thinking.

[@shannon6219]

chris just unlocked a new level of consciousness in 4K

[@autumnzopp9540]

i think i rewatch this episode so many times because i smoke so often 😂 it’s great to watch when also stoned