20 Minutes Of Sinking Streamers In Sea Of Thieves (They Were MAD...)

[@anthonyredding8145]

Bro really said “I’m ex military” It really gave off “you’re talking to a future US marine vibes”

[@scumbaggio]

Bro was probably a cook or some shit

[@aatuzz8949]

That guy just sound like a guy with downsyndrome

[@asyncresearcher1175]

@@scumbaggiobro packed parachutes

[@sullyzfist1101]

Bro was probably an admin clerk.

[@snakeoflordran9573]

a meth cook, maybe.@@scumbaggio

[@Turtle_Burglar]

Ex military guy wasnt kidding, just found out noobface is being held at Guantanamo Bay for war crimes and his identity has been erased! RIP noobface you were one of my fav sot cc's

[@gurgodarkk]

Probably an excuse to play more RUST KAPPA

[@gooniest]

he will be missed

[@moonwhooper]

o7

[@ItzWalshy7]

I'm in tears man 😂

[@Ronnieyotob]

Imagine getting a call from an old military buddy talking about being griefed in a pirate game 😂😂

[@Special1Guy]

They would probably show up at his place instead and slap his ass lol

[@0utlawactual363]

Normal business lol

[@ikecampbell2221]

As someone currently in, I can tell you it would not go well for Ex Military 💀

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

This guy cant be real…”im gonna make a call to my buddies” Hey bro, i know ur married with kids and a job, but dude, these guys are hassling me on this pirate game… “Who is this?…..”

[@ItzWalshy7]

This part of the vid had me in tears man 😂 its people like this who live up to the discord moderator stereotype 😂

[@crudmaster]

>ex military >not a moron >knows a lot of people >can make a phone call and bad things happen you just know he's a gooner

[@ahlikx6295]

crudaster

[@rutyuraptor2823]

Goblinmaster

[@Ace0fDeath]

I read this as “gr*omer” 😂

[@fredfreddy7220]

Groomer?​@@Ace0fDeath

[@deangreen567]

That shit was so embarrassing 😂😂

[@Fenrirodinn]

“Your not following the rules I had an alliance flag up” “I’m a pirate, what did you expect”

[@JackOfTrades12]

There's literally commendations for alliance betrayal 😂😂😂

[@joshobrien5270]

Dude that is wat pirates do. Lol it's the whole point of the game

[@brandonlee747]

You're

[@jjjjjjjj2866]

@@brandonlee747 hi Karen

[@brandonlee747]

@@jjjjjjjj2866 I dont think you know what a karen is.

[@zerocool2233]

"I have a lot of friends in high places" actually hilarious, this guy knows it's a video game right.

[@SplendidFactor]

The Janos Slynt of Sea of Thieves. "I have friends at court!"

[@jonhankercheif2650]

"Maybe if you did something other then bailing and repair" That one Streamer most likely lost a friend acting the way he was

[@Tuck213]

That was downright abusive of him

[@kingofasssassins]

Sadly that dude will probably never play again because of how he was treated

[@BootyYeeter]

What was his name??

[@wish8486]

genuinely he had no reason to be that rude. no game is worth talking to someone the way he did especially because it was seemingly not even the guys fault

[@brandonlee747]

Than

[@Dr.Sewage]

*plays PvP game* *gets killed* “He killed me wah wah”

[@caderthatguy]

“I’m ex military.” Man was trying to threaten the captain in the pirate video game.😂

[@JordanWheeler1999]

i mean pirates always threatens for a good time

[@xelaredna]

Chicagos just getting yelled at 😭

[@zaivyer539]

bros taking it more from his... "friend"?

[@yay8474]

Pve players do be the most toxic

[@Narwhyn]

terrible teammate

[@Lol-og9me]

Fr he’s a bully to his teammate

[@ShanyeSoT]

Yeah I genuinely felt bad for homie. Straight up abusive relationship lmao

[@wittyn0550]

The game is called Sea Of Thieves. It’s a game based on Pirates. Sinking other people’s ships and taking their loot is the entire point of the game.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

i guess not to the privilege twitch streamers lol

[@scottpeltier3977]

Point of this game is out pirating other pirates

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@scottpeltier3977 ... And guess what you have to do to be a pirate? I get it's the internet but let's use our adult brains unless you are a lil kid?

[@timofkings5173]

True. But it’s not: keep repairing enemy ship and reviving enemy pirates to instakill them again and again… that’s just salty behavior and says a lot about how you are as a person in real life. You sink and kill them, take loot and move on.

[@lwdrd]

Yea that should be common sense, but unfortunately lots of people in the sea of thieves community are entitled and think they should be able to get loot with 0 risk whatsoever

[@jasonparra5383]

7:57 Him saying “Code of conduct” is exactly what I’d expect him to sound like

[@JordanWheeler1999]

lol

[@imoverted]

They way he INSTANTLY blamed Chicago “after he’s a new player” 😂😂

[@Sigy]

You did not have to blur my beautiful zuckerberg face

[@Noobface]

I did for everyone except Chap cuz he said I could use his face. Didn’t want to take any risks of privacy complaints (but I’m sure a certain someone will still try to file one)

[@Sigy]

hahahah your not wrong@@Noobface

[@ImFeelinToasty]

Ha so u admit u look like Mark 😂

[@nochillvr6332]

@@Noobfaceis that really how it works? I mean they are streaming and showing themselves on the internet to strangers, on a public streaming domain (twitch). So i doubt they could do anything but false claim

[@Zero-1]

@@Sigy lol you do kinda look like daddy zuck. 😂 you also an Alien robot?

[@Broski____]

Imagine getting so pressed you start making IRL threats because of a funny pirate game, this man has NPC energy, knows the Devs and is ex military? You'll be telling me he's got free access to Fort knox next!

[@dirtyjohngaming]

I know people , ill make 1 call.🤓

[@Pciscute]

Whats his name pls

[@chickentenders8419]

@@PciscuteI’m searching as well

[@gregkalaitzidis9879]

Lol does Mr ex military know it takes this video and 1 court visit for legal action to be taken

[@samking4111]

@@chickentenders8419any luck

[@GGolddenn]

My hopes and prayers go out to Chicago

[@yay8474]

Fr

[@SmellySnowBalls]

yeah i actually feel bad for chicago, what do the dude expect, just yelling at him, hes new, poor guy 😂

[@vwwanksta69]

#Chitown Matt

[@Dragonmoon98]

I would not blame him for swearing off of Sea of Thieves permanently after that

[@Steel_Raiin]

‘You’re getting into some real serious ground bud’ 🤓

[@captainslothbeard]

Ahoy ahoy!! I am the guy at 17:53 :) Massive GGs that fight, ya'll crushed it!

[@revivehydra7945]

You took the loss like a champ bro

[@dimitris598]

@@revivehydra7945 I was going to say. Good sport!

[@scottpeltier3977]

@@dimitris598the best players are the ones that stay a good sport and learn from it

[@NastyStankyChicken]

You were a champ dude, massive respect for have class in defeat still.

[@Momofukudoodoowindu]

“I’m not a fucking moron.” “I’m ex military.” 😉

[@malakicochran3888]

If ya know ya know

[@scottpeltier3977]

My gramp was in the service and he says “if you were once in the service, your a former military. If your dead, your an ex military” lmao

[@SimonBauer]

LMAO

[@nicold89]

"you griefed me in a game so i'm going to ask my marine friends to murder you" Well that escalated quickly.

[@Madddeline]

Downloading the video so I can watch after it gets “copyright” claimed

[@Noobface]

Oh it 100% will but I'll dispute the claim and get it back up in a day

[@some-jk4nx]

based pfp

[@RetTheEditor]

Big brain move

[@ThatOneGuyWhoTalks2Much]

Wait by whom?

[@SamadAlHayadi]

some people just need to take a deep breath after losing, you feel much better after

[@pane36]

Not assuming it's personal also helps a lot. If you get mad when you're attacked, then play a game where no one needs a reason to attack you, that's definitely on you lol.

[@bluelax99able]

The weak should fear the strong

[@absolution6191]

​@@bluelax99ableIt's a fucking video game bruv

[@squidbluie6813]

Saying "I'm not a moron" and then saying "I'm ex military" is such an oxymoron.

[@LeLabersack]

"i have alotta friends in a lotta places" the places in question: - home owners association - city council (Janitor) - psychiatric hospital (patient) - local crack den (customer)

[@owenmahan2854]

Oxymoron lol

[@P4PKing]

Some of the dumbest people I've ever met were in the military.

[@charismaticadventurer8448]

@@LeLabersack”patient” had me laughing out loud

[@lackysot]

guys, he knows a lot of people in a lot of places.

[@WorldofChap]

I finally made it into a Noobface video 🎉

[@erdemb99]

hey chap you are always good sports man keep up!

[@IIProtecII]

Chap is a rad dude.

[@alexander2385]

As you should you are both so cracked

[@pierrrerichard9788]

Gg

[@densonjc]

ex military is the same dude that gets pissed he doesn’t get his Applebee’s military discount while in the coast guard 😭

[@rustaholic2546]

That's a disservice to the coast guard lmao

[@TacticalFormat]

the final galleon gave me the “its not about the gold it’s about this fish” vibes 💀

[@regalregina]

bahahaha you right, you right. I'm all about the fish on my fishing galleon when i read to the crew. we don't care about the gold, I'm just in it to get them their commendations. Sometimes we defend successfully, sometimes we lose, but we always fish again the next week lol

[@shrekwesmobamboo]

@@regalreginaI’m glad you don’t get salty, I personally was upset for you even tho I love to watch noob and theb and all them, I personally hate it when I fish and people attack but I am totally okay if it’s attacking on anything else. Respect to you.

[@Purpl3R3ign]

@@regalreginaI thought it was messed up your just trying to fish and read lol but glad you realize it’s just a game

[@regalregina]

@@Purpl3R3ign yeah there's always safer seas if we don't wanna be bothered. no sense in getting upset over pixels, and honestly, enjoying the story and the time together is what matters

[@octojesus7998]

most of them were really cool about it, that's nice. The "military" guy is completly unhinged, he broke way more rules of conduct than you guys did lmao

[@WintonOverwatchEnjoyer]

"I'm not a moron, I'm ex-military" that raises your chances of being a moron by like 500%

[@thebrightshift201]

7:18 Even the shark had enough of his yappin. Lol where yall find these clowns Lollolol

[@itsnuke_]

16:21 "MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" idk why but that shit had me dying lmfaooo

[@combatwombat2134]

Guy legit pulled a "My dad works at Microsoft!" 😂😂😂 Man its been so long since I've heard something like that, that was whiplash nostalgia

[@RS3Boomer]

"Its not about the loot its about the friends you make along the way...here have a banana" 😂😂😂😂 hooly crap that made me laugh so hard

[@dococ3272]

8:42 “I’m ex military” translation: I worked DFAC for two years before a general discharge. I hope he gets banned for his violation of code of conduct to his poor team mate. Dude deserves better than a slacker who worked services

[@diclair]

"I'm not a f**king moron. I'm ex military, ok I have a lot of f**king friends in a lot of places" aka I'm a f**king moron LMAOOOO

[@twøwrldsapart]

The guy threatening you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JordanWheeler1999]

i thought you said *the gay threating you lmao

[@HrdcoreSupra]

The griefer report guy was just a salty dude who still doesn't understand it's a pirate game not a friendship game. "We try to make a friendly game for new players and you guys ruin it by being pirates" 😂

[@DawgPoundGeneral]

He couldn't even do the friendship part of the game considering how he talked to Chicago.

[@WingCross]

"my dad works for Microsoft" aaahhhh streamer XD

[@joshwhittaker8927]

Hoping to see the battle of the century one day Pace22 vs Noobface

[@Noobface]

I would never fight the GOAT I would simply scuttle

[@joshwhittaker8927]

​@@Noobface Fair😂

[@paintedlantern7248]

​@@Noobface You did troll him with a fort though once.. That was good times

[@Adam19811]

​@@Noobfaceyou vs theb

[@coopfinkle]

There’s a video where he fools pace it’s amazing

[@bigbrainbean7572]

1:18 I love Chap and Sigy's reaction to the mega keg explosion. LOL

[@Snaftis]

man said he was ex military and then proceeds to passive aggressively and practically say that he was going to get his friends to fucking murder you irl. interesting how this happens over a fucking pirate game.

[@Stelos-]

It's almost like the military attracts morally bankrupt psycopaths

[@shame1290]

“Its not about the loot its about the friends you made along the way here have a banana”

[@cyancaves5180]

"youre teaching you lil bro to play wrong" gets sunk immediately

[@HauntLich]

There's like, a level of cosmic irony of this dude talking about code of conduct and then trying to actually threaten people over a video game that fuels me.

[@cheshiremadness868]

10:54 Bro, the pirate tot got me that was so funny. I can’t even tell if they were actually raging.😂

[@solconcord6588]

6:30 I'd like to know who his dev friend is and if they are okay with them throwing that around for clout lmao. "Dev friend" is probably an employee who said hi back to dm once on the forums😂

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

Dude, I honestly really hope the streamer who was giving Chicago so much shit turns into a joke across the seas. I can be very pissy and such. But I never act like this to randoms, hell, I only act like this to friends if we’re both dealing it to each other. This is actually angering

[@mentalward718]

If I'm pissed at a random, I'll just cuss em out with the mic off lol

[@mayo_sot]

imagine you’re that guys buddy and you get a call from ur friend telling u he’s got a problem with a dude who sunk his pirate ship in a video game

[@prettyobgoose]

DUDE POOR CHICAGO TEACHING NEW PLAYERS MY ASS #justiceforchicagomatt

[@Turtle440]

“You’re getting into some real business now buster”☝️🤓

[@NastyStankyChicken]

I love how he was saying he was just tying to help new players and the guy he was helping all he was doing was just yelling at him and berating him. What a goober.

[@trashythedemon4867]

1:23 that censorship is doing nothing his voice may as well be his face loll

[@nahhitsnotnys]

cringiest sea of thieves player, you can recognize him anywhere fr LMFAO

[@mrbiggle2656]

@@nahhitsnotnys whats his twitch name?

[@nahhitsnotnys]

@@mrbiggle2656 sigy i believe, everyones talking about in in the comments lol

[@nicknaylor8411]

@@nahhitsnotnysngl agreed

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@mrbiggle2656 noob

[@mylesandexotics6481]

7:23 where you say “it’s about the friends you made “ and you know full well he’s likely lost a mate to play with as he slandered him for just playing the game 😂

[@it_sundae]

Chap's expressions CRACKED ME UP. Sigy has great energy too. Love to see it.

[@kolbyrey4429]

“You had no reason to mess with us” “Loot”😊

[@jercraftman7771]

The Noobface and sigy counter was hilarious

[@xarkenter]

Bro just reported them for griefing in sea of thieves

[@Londinium09]

best thing is that at the end what kills the dude was a shark not them

[@loinbread]

8:22 this guy is literally the navy seal copy pasta lmao

[@IIProtecII]

That dude was the most cringe guy I've seen in SOT period I think.

[@ashesss_9768]

I’m not a fan of people who grief and are toxic and try to make games miserable for the people they fight against.. but I HATE people that lie and victimize and threaten when things don’t go their way a whole lot more. Loved the vid, keep that salt flowing hahah

[@Special1Guy]

I love how he tells you that you broke the code of conduct and then proceeds to threaten you with violence literally breaking every code of conduct, both in game on twitch lol

[@riahisama]

19:00 "Open fire, get in motion" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ethanjolleyy]

that comment actually had me dead

[@dylanj950]

idk why you're laughing at these people, they were literally just fishing. i figured this guy would be somewhat despicable considering he has the sweaty loser ultra-thin pirate, but that last clip really cemented it before you say "they can just fish in safer seas" you can't go past lvl 40 in trading companies and obv hunter's call ends at lvl 50, sucks that the last galleon couldn't defend itself against these pieces of shit. all the other clips are kinda funny tho at least, i love sinking toxic assholes in sot

[@Noobface]

@@dylanj950 They were commendation hunting, which you can do just fine in Safer Seas. They also had Guild 5 emissary up. Cope mald seethe.

[@dylanj950]

@@Noobface Then leave the fish behind for them to get back? Idk

[@nornornornor9204]

@@dylanj950this would have been the nice thing but they wouldn’t have come back for the fish. Everyone knows that when you sink your loot is simply gone, if you go back everytime you sink you’re gonna waste so much time. I’m on the team of let them be if they’re all nice people just doing stuff like fishing, but some aren’t and it’s a pirate game so you can’t really dog on anyone for wanting to fight and steal loot

[@JourneywithBrandon]

7:27 With friends like these, who needs enemies? Don't treat your crewmates this way.

[@dirtyjohngaming]

Fr

[@dimitris598]

Man, I couldn't believe that he was for real. I laughed out loud, but if you see it in a serious way it's saddening that he has people who follow him and a "friend" who tolerates him.

[@harriettubman2717]

Can't act like this in real life, or else people will throw rocks at em

[@Foxbosun]

its refreshing to know there are at least SOME sot streamers out there who dont throw baby tantrums when you lot sink them.

[@greenavmshorts9335]

“There shall be no book readers, only tiktok scrolling and subway surfers!”

[@tycoul]

this video is super funny and I love seeing how the streamer tries to put pressure on you by supposedly knowing the devs to ban you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andryusha37]

"now you're getting into some real serious ground bud"

[@Just_Some_Clown]

“I got a lotta friends in a lotta places.” “I got a girlfriend, but she goes to another school so you don’t know her..”

[@mandude1354]

the fact that the guy was irl threatening u and u still hid his name, noobface is true sigma

[@katopotato8976]

Streamer: gets absolutely destroyed Noob face: Can you offer you a banana in these trying times?

[@night0.071]

Whoever the dude is at 7:44 is one of the biggest losers I’ve seen period, like not in sea of thieves, not in gaming, I mean like ever

[@GabeSaber]

That first clip is just hilarious 🤣 0:40 wait........ what... your health... 10:59 tbh I can't tell if this guy is being toxic or just silly lol

[@mentlesaur]

claiming people are ruining the game by doing what the game is about while you yell insult your "friend" and call him bad is the most tone deaf thing ever

[@Kilvasofstorms]

I love this game and its high and low times. Ive had days where i sign on and i cant get 5 feet out from port before somebodys coming along and sinking me, but other days i can sit by sea dogs rest fishing and have ships passing by, trading me random treasures for my fish, which i then proceed to give to newer players i see sailing in chartered sloops. Ive never had a game that can go in so many different ways so often

[@ShaheedSmoke]

Your banana offer was hilarious.

[@thomaskast7842]

This has got to be one of your best vids noob, love the content, keep it up

[@J0XIN_YT]

Wow. Dude knows a guy from Rare and is ex military. What next? Does his uncle work for Nintendo? Is he friends with the President? Next he's gonna say he's the real life John Wick.

[@XERXESDOE]

While it’s not impossible he may know someone from dev team, they 100% did not care for his crying.

[@Twobots1clip]

• “There are no rules in the high seas, anyone can steal your items. Choose your allies carefully.” • *dies after raising an alliance flag* • “Wait, thats illegal”

[@OkMatty]

"I'll make a phone call to some of my buddies" lmao bro hes not him but he thinks he is

[@NioFromXbox]

Most comments about the ex-military guy, but the most satisfying kill was when they sank that gamer girl acting all big on two people who she thought were helpless noobs. 16:00

[@itsScottyJ]

The Sea of Content still delivers regardless of Rare’s efforts to kill the game. Every minute of this video was pure gold

[@cf_myth]

“I have a lot of friends in a lot of different places.” bro was gonna assassinate you for sinking his ship in a pirate game 😂

[@ryanferguson9820]

His eyes opened so wide they started to BULGE….

[@wormspawn2565]

"I'm ex-military" *GULP*

[@averyxcoufal5028]

I always just say “it’s called sea of thieves not sea of friends”💀

[@VoroVene]

"It was so hard when I first time saw remains of civilians in Iraq... and those beggars in ruined villages..." "My friend lose his leg in mine and those sinpers in mountains... They lurk me every night after coming home from Afganistan" "You need really help me - I got beaten!" "Where you got beaten?" "In a videogame! They sink my ship! I cant now boy extra cool brown eyepatch! Go their home and beat them! They are real criminals!" "Bro - we understand - you really need help"

[@Fujiisamaa]

idk why you blurred Sigy, his head is iconic LUL.

[@kickermen1559]

08:40 dude sounding like the teacher in southpark "Mkaaay"

[@Intvictus]

The guy at 8mins is an embarrassment to any military especially how he just blames his teammate for their loss smh

[@Ghost73043]

"what happened!!??" "We were tucked in a dumb spot"

[@modyyy1]

that was 20min of perfect content

[@DR_eggman5315]

Gotta love a grown man pulling the old classic "mY dAD wOrKs FOr FortNitE" card

[@itsSteaLy]

16:05 I've never seen anyone be so over confident get so humbled so quick

[@SotxTulip]

The confident usually fall easy 🥱

[@SeniorSpec1alist]

Im active military and that guy is an embarrassment 😂😂😂 Love the vid

[@lilautistico1635]

That book club invasion was bullying😭

[@Noobface]

I was hungry

[@lilautistico1635]

@@Noobface They probably wouldn’t have minded sharing but I guess you were extra hungry

[@cookicha]

Ain't it what nerds are for? (I'm joking 😅)

[@hairlineszn]

2:41 the nerd countdown had me dead😭😭💀

[@it0mac]

ahahahahahahaha IP BANS I don't know what is happening in rest of the world, but here we have dynamic IP since 2013 I guess. It means your IP change every time when you relog your PC LOL

[@jackdavies400]

19:15 "There shall be no reading here, only Tiktok scrolling and Subway Surfers" im crying my eyes out

[@RetTheEditor]

That dude yelling at his teammate needs to get off the game. Salty streamers are the best no matter what game it is.

[@chritlevgaming9297]

The ex-military guy should have a private meeting with his developer friend, and go through the entirety of the SoT ToS

[@hotboi1718]

Ok who is that “ex military” guy?