200 Times When Women Get Rejected and Men Stop Simping #4

[@billymanilli]

The wife asking how many women he slept with... "Just you babe.... All the others kept me up all night" lmfao

[@rickyclark4870]

Funny Shyt for sure!!! Your gonna use that one aren't ya? 🤣🤣🤣 Me too!!! It's hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@billymorris-watts3766]

😂

[@TheSoulCrisis]

🤣😂🤣

[@MookyJohnson3568]

I ain't see that coming 😂😂😂😂

[@RichardKeefer-n2z]

Facebook ruined my marriage. Ex wife met an “old school friend” who had a wife and 2 kids himself. She chose to ruin 2 families to make herself feel ok

[@gns4838]

Your wife ruined your marriage.

[@DrakyHRT]

@@gns4838 exactly.

[@daves2552]

sounds like it saved you though

[@bryandungee1029]

Disgustingly selfish!!! I hope you were able to move on emotionally and are open to love again

[@ajassharafudeen]

Is it possible for a man to move on?

[@ClassifiedRanTom]

"Name the most unattractive feature from the person sitting across from you." She: "I don't like the mustache." He: "Damn, that was my answer!"

[@weldermommy]

He’s not wrong about the cooking tip for men. My husband was a chef before he was in the Army and he can cook the most amazing and mouth-wateringingly delicious meals. I had a bone fusion surgery on my foot last week and am on bed rest for the next 6 weeks and I am NOT sad because this means that, once again my husband is in charge of the cooking for a very long time😂❤. The first time he cooked for me, he served up an amazing dinner of shrimp fettuccine Alfredo with steamed broccoli and a beautiful chocolate cake for dessert. I was already head over heels in love with the guy and this just made his attractiveness skyrocket off the charts. He can also bake, especially breads. He’s taught me many of his recipes over the years but I’ll never be as good as him. 😅

[@johne9898]

Hope you recover soon, thanks for sharing your story 😊

[@Reichenfaust099]

Gordon Ramsey's wife cooks for him... And he has an entire level of one of his mansions deicated to a kitchen of his design... Locked with a six-digit code his wife doesn't know lol! Thanks for the warming story. Under Reserve, UCC 1-308

[@saltycajun6481]

Shit I'm 45 years old, only had sex with one woman. We have 4 boys ,and been married for 28 years strong.

[@oldogre5999]

I'm almost 3/4 of a Century old and ditto and 3 boys & 3 girls and we have been married over 50 years our youngest child is about 35 now, our oldest child would have been 50 has she not passed away soon after having her third set of twins, we have over 20 grandchildren and at least 6 great grandchildren so here's wishing you both at LEAST 50 more years of happiness! And a huge tribe!

[@christking85]

It is amazing how real men with honor and morals can have a good relationship with real women with honor and morals. All these pathetic men think treating women like garbage is cool not understanding they are the same as the loose women who use and treat men like garbage. Men shouldn't be simp but they shouldn't act like having sex with many women and treating them like they are less than you is a good thing. Congrats on the marraige lasts this long. Hard work is easier when love is involved.

Good on ya man.

[@wapa171]

..there is nothing wrong about it. You can be proud of it !!

[@realDarkKniight]

Being a man myself, I feel like it's pretty damn easy to man up and not cheat on your gf/wife, when in a relationship.... I would be the first person to give you props and shake your hand if it wasn't so easy. But let me ask this. How absolutely positively sure are you, that your gf/wife matched your level of commitment?... Unfortunately, you can't be absolutely sure. Just something to keep in mind next time you want to comment on a KZbin video low-key bragging about what you think is a "picture perfect" relationship 👍

[@EatTheMarxists]

I love that guy and his redheaded wife; they are very funny and she seems to be one of those rare women who are attractive, intelligent, AND have an actual sense of humor. Don’t let her slip away, my dude.

[@LowkeyBanger]

😂😂😂😂😂 “okay, I’m a minor” 😂😂😂😂😂 best line of 2024

[@Lexi27463]

For real though😂

[@DivineDennis-c8v]

"Some women are distractions... and some are men"😂😂😂

[@woopimagpie]

I'm thinking of that dude on Jerry Springer who found out the girl he liked had a dick, he shrugged and said "I'll try anything once" and off they went happy as larks. Thumbs up to that dude. I wonder if they're still together and I hope they're happy.

[@mikehawkins4752]

5:53 based on her logic, if she leaves him she should get nothing since she thinks if he leaves her she gets half of everything. They want everything set to their advantage.

[@Ravens1300]

She full on delusional

[@sheilajamero642]

I love the guy telling his wife what helps him feel better and other things, but his wife is so cute just laughing, i bet they have a great relationship

[@turnipkupo7263]

11:54 that guy on the phone rising above her bullshit was legendary, inspirational stuff

[@shaunj9209]

what a true legend you know she a hoe

[@dragonlady1360]

Guys should ask for a prenup,it’s the best way to weed out the gold diggers. I’d sign one without a second thought

[@pamelaibarra790]

It can go both ways. There are women who are either inherence rich or.have a well paying job. Men can be gold diggers too.

[@dragonlady1360]

@@pamelaibarra790 I know,my husband said he only married me because him and his mother thought I had money.

[@wattsinc.]

​@@dragonlady1360it still going

[@rickyclark4870]

Me too!!! I'm a woman on my husband's account almost 40 yr marriage ❤!!

[@dragonlady1360]

@@rickyclark4870 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳🎇🎇🎇very impressive,have a long and very happy marriage

[@Googers503]

Gentlemen…..sign a prenup. For gods sake sign a prenup. Don’t get married if your partner won’t sign

[@hawkertyphoon4537]

Are you outdated or something? Do not even propose in 2024 or any year thereafter! No proposition, no cohabitation, only vasectomies, damn!

[@captainplacard9666]

And she says she was coerced into signing, the judge throws it out, and youre STILL losing half your stuff

[@hawkertyphoon4537]

@@captainplacard9666 so instead of pushing for a prenup postnup or whatever... Push for a change in laws. Or do not marry. The juice aint worth the squeeze.

[@thomashovgaard3134]

Imagine if all those young grasshoppers picked up a book and educated themselves or produced anything of value, instead of constantly rating their own value without ever producing anything. Yeah its crazy

[@matthewhummel1572]

Lmao, I’ve never heard them called grasshoppers before, that’s hilarious man.

[@pamelaibarra790]

Imagine seeing a clip of young whippersappers and thinking you know their entire life. Btw, they produced videos that you watched. So, they have that.

[@thomashovgaard3134]

I knnow those fools lives. Im trying to save their asses on the daily ffs@@pamelaibarra790

[@Dalirama43]

It’s hard for her to be super, affectionate because she’s been ran through.

[@thecollierreport]

I wouldn't be too happy to be with someone who was ran through, but why is it we don't hear women saying they don't want a man who done ran through all the hoes in town? Neither me nor my wife were virgins when we married, but we both had sworn off sex a few years before we even met each other and we didn't even kiss before we got married. Nonetheless we both wished we had never touched anyone before we got married to each other. That was April 1991 and we never strayed from each other.

[@MichealZaWozski]

Because men are women are simply different we are bothered by different things and are held by different standards, it may not be fair but that's how it is.@@thecollierreport

[@thecollierreport]

@@MichealZaWozski as a Christian who holds to traditional morality, I view men having sex outside of marriage (guilty as charged) as the same as women, fornication is fornication, and is unfaithful, immoral, and bad for all, in my opinion. I do agree there ARE different standards in many ways, but when it comes sex and marriage, I don't see any differences. That's just my take, even though I mostly agree with you.

[@MichealZaWozski]

And I agree with you personally Im 100% waiting till marriage and I think promiscuity is bad coming from either gender but society as a whole generally views it to be worst when women do it and I think it's mainly because it's easier for women to have sex since they basically control it.@@thecollierreport

[@seanlove8818]

Facts

[@atcred3]

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR...... "F.B.I ...OPEN UP!!!" at 8:40 !???...OMG!!...I WAS DYING!!!!!!

[@VayeWayure]

Going back to it, it sure as hell was there. AWESOME!!!

[@thevladman2000]

38:14 i loved this dudes reaction when he said "oh, it's sinner money" just for it to cut to them leaveing the store.

[@ryandusky3905]

That one clip where the guy was locking himself in the car and she was hulking out was funny, like girl you got caught.😂

[@lolasmith4329]

If your shoes is dirty, you from the streets. You Reaching. LMAO!!!

[@Avis-jb3tg]

As a young male individual with a very happy relationship I can ensure you cutting ties with social media, porn and chasing undesirable women is the best treatment you can give to yourself.

[@amz7290]

10:08 😂Love this, one of the many things everyone needs in a relationship is to be able to have a proper good laugh with each other

[@sheilajamero642]

Yes this is my favorite one. No doubt they have a great relationship. My youngest son and his wife are exactly the same and my nephew and his wife.

[@billbombshiggy9254]

This is exactly how my husband and I are. Been together almost 13 years.

[@pamelaibarra790]

Lol yes! You can tell they are a great couple! I love seeing couples like this. ❤

[@Ziptgv]

The video: Then for lunch Me: THE FUCK YOU MEAN LUNCH, SHE HAD A WHOLE FIVE STAR BUFFET FOR BREAKFAST!?

[@fritz1990]

I'm just gonna slip the prenup into the stack of forms we have to sign before the wedding. Best man will file everything.

[@refuse2lose1985]

I vibe with the nerdcore girl. She's not unattractive and she knows the struggle.

[@wertyjomane_psn9192]

They sleeping on nerdcore songs lol

[@kosutokiriguya3205]

Yea, JT Music and Miracle of Sound songs slaps. They are my two favorites @@wertyjomane_psn9192

[@wattsinc.]

​@@wertyjomane_psn9192dude im a nerd but married. But i like white and nerdy by weird al

[@blisterfingers8169]

Nerdcore rise up!

[@i_can_c_u_2295]

All of them were pretty cool, but at 55:00 I died laughing. So true😂

[@PATRICKFULLAN]

If drama is all you look for, then stop being surprised when you keep finding it.social media has destroyed dating.

[@matthewhummel1572]

Social media played a huge part in it, as far as giving way easier access to the opposite sex. The lack of fathers in homes, the rise of feminism, and demonizing of a strong moral fiber all played a part in getting us here as well. Not to mention, both sexes are partially responsible for the others faults. As one clip mentioned, what doesn’t work, disappears. That’s why so few men are chivalrous now, it doesn’t work anymore.

[@christking85]

@@matthewhummel1572 not on 304s and women with no morals. It does on real women who are classy, have morals and dont sleep with everyone they meet or date

[@Lord_Ronin_The_Compassionate]

Too many of the ladies with the high body counts would probably be in need of a procedure that car mechanics would call a “rebore”, or have a new liner fitted just like a diesel engine with too many miles on the clock. It’s really sad and not hard to understand why so many marriages end in divorce in a year or two.

[@BrentWigginsWords]

Throat spray killed me!

[@Juscallmeshaun]

30K calories is crazy. Sound like her heart has trouble pumping out vital oxygen smh.

[@Fleezy81]

"If I cheat on you, and you find out, I don't trust you no more....... because you went through my phone." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Doreai]

1:09:34 Was hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I struggled to breathe. It really tickled my funny bone. "Why is there a fat acceptance movement for women, but there's no broke acceptance movement for men?" LMAO!!! 😆🤣

[@zulusheksta1985]

Loving those videos from 60's....just to see how low did we fall as a society

[@Mad9977]

"...some women are distractions and some are men..." 🤣

[@juliegruener1533]

She is disgusting, saying she didn’t get her food,she should be charged

[@MegaJune08]

The phrase “ I’m not gonna lie “ means “ Here comes a lie “ !

[@pamelaibarra790]

He said "i see that cross on that necklace so im gonna say....26." 😂😂😂

[@bigreddes2000]

The one's where the chick just steps in between or grabs your man's hand... It would depend what day she caught me on, am I feeling my normal funny sarcastic sense of humor or am I having a bad day and don't realize a joke has just occurred, so either my man would see me laughing, or just a blur out of the corner of his eye as I take that B down linebacker style!!! 🤣😂🤣

[@MBJean]

Exactly lol idk how I’d respond

[@marcplucinski8846]

I went on a blind date with a cute girl ten minutes into dinner her phone rang she excused her self said it's my ex boyfriend. I got up left the restaurant, I paid for my dinner and walked out! Two things about me if we go out don't show up wearing holyass jeans, and forget about your ex boyfriend!

[@Lexi27463]

For real though

[@grownwoman3000]

I Ain't mad at ya❤

[@marcplucinski8846]

@@grownwoman3000 good thank you

[@CtheBernwickle]

Hahahah “some women are distractions, some women are men” I can’t 😂

[@mouseshadow-f5k]

I love how their life goals always involve spending someone else's green.

[@jaymiller6009]

Back in the 1990’s my brother in law’s wife was hanging out with a guy who was “just a friend” and it obviously bothered my brother in law. The topic came up while we were having a few drinks and I told my sister in law to call her friend up to come and hang out and enjoy a few drinks with us. She said that it wouldn’t be a good idea but my brother in law caught on to what I was doing and chimed in that it would be a great idea; call him up and tell him to come on over. She flat out refused to call her “just a friend” over. This made it pretty much obvious what was really going on. The truth came out about a month later that she had been banging this other guy for almost a year. Insult to injury….. My brother in law had started chemotherapy for stomach cancer a couple weeks before she moved out. The day she moved out, my brother in law got pretty drunk (understandable) and her boyfriend was helping her move. My brother in law said a few nasty things to both of them and her boyfriend challenged my brother in law to a fight; even though he was completely wasted. I walked around the corner and told him that he could fight me instead since I was sober and not going through chemo; he wasn’t feeling so tough anymore. My wife and I tried to stay out of it as much as possible but it REALLY bugged me when this guy challenged a drunk guy with cancer to a fist fight. For the remainder of time it took them to pack her stuff out of the house, I stood there and berated the two of them every time they walked by. It was awesome because my brother in law who was sick, depressed, and heartbroken was able to have a good laugh at the horrible stuff I was saying to the two of them. So this makes a bit more sense… My brother and sister in law rented the top floor of a house and my wife and I rented the basement suite of the same house.

[@johne9898]

Damn, such a sad story. Good on you for spotting that. And sorry for everything your brother in law went through 😢

[@Godson.minestries]

HEEY! YOU haven't STOPPED simping!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@cloud999yt]

13:40 damn... this woman ate in 1 day, what would've taken me atleast 3-5 weeks to eat lol like geez you got an endless stomach or something?

[@TheSoulCrisis]

Question is how the hell is she still among the living lol.

[@cloud999yt]

yeah lol@@TheSoulCrisis

[@AgreeToNotAgree]

Yeh wtf was that? Disgusting :D

[@averieldeathrider8407]

Martin Luther King as president I'm Dead!!🤣🤣⚰️⚰️

[@Nikolai1939]

The ginger couple is the best thing in those videos

[@IrishBrotato]

0:41 ngl was actually wholesome, they def love each other

[@THOMPSON8787]

Keep these coming bro. Pure absolute gold and truth in every single video

[@zanejohnson482]

How many times is this guy going to just post the same videos

[@nashhenry9314]

Until you stop being a simple and learn to be an alpha.

[@awesmohamed5341]

If you don’t like it don’t watch it.

[@zanejohnson482]

@@awesmohamed5341 yah man let me use my foresight to know that it’s just going to keep being the same videos so I don’t watch it. You’re the mvp

[@RobertGViolette]

​@@nashhenry9314I Agree 👍 💯

[@Infernalhazard]

What gets me is the statements in between each clip. Half the time I don't think he's actually watching the clips.

[@tracetrace8667]

The video at 21:10 is honestly pretty admirable, she knew that she couldn’t give him what he wanted, and told him to find someone that could. She was also mature enough to know how good he was

[@TheOystei]

Yeah that is all good reasons to move on from a relationship, but ghosting someone instead of ending it properly is not.

[@ComeAlongKay]

Yeah and if a dude did it they’d call him a jerk.

[@angelomarez845]

"Don't worry sir we will find your car" 😆😂🤣

[@cheguevara3392]

54:51 min 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 Exactly, and I feel with you because of the scratch brother! 🤙🏻 Did the cops find your car Bro? 😁 And 15 minutes is way to short for two girls, come on!

[@mikevecchio6284]

This channel is helping me level up my life. Thanks guys!

[@AntaresTwo6]

Harlot: What's your body count? Me: Body count? I dropped like 1000 Titans, 1500 Hunters, and 2500 Warlocks...... oh wait thats not what you meant, was it?

[@mentokthemimeshaker]

Remember, kings don't be a fool wrap your finances and assets in the warm embrace of a prenuptial agreement

[@hjackson.92]

Put them in a trust first.

[@wattsinc.]

​@@hjackson.92will that cant be touched

[@ch33seweasel42]

woman at 3:00 was definitely a lot lighter when they got together and let herself go at the first guy who treated her well... it's sad but it happens all the time. It DOES mean she is comfortable, which is beautiful in itself, but being healthy is so important. It's not about attraction, it's about both of you being there if you have kids and setting an example of maintaining good health to them.

[@gonzaloguzmanmontana4758]

A lot of these are fakes... For example the guy at 59:00 is the same guy at 38:02 Girls know a lot of dudes want to see them get rejected so they give them content one way or another and make a bag for it. Stop caring about others and spend time and energy on yourself. And yeah this advice is for me too. Can't believe I spent 1 hour watching this...

[@krisneal7725]

Cavernous Vag energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know my ex. 😂😂

[@andresullivan6473]

This is why i dont have a woman in my life

[@LowkeyBanger]

Hey. No. That’s gay. Also, these are only groupie women. Vain women. This is not conservative God fearing women.

[@bloodngloss]

You have men only?

[@andresullivan6473]

@@bloodngloss I have no one 2 wife's was enough.

[@user-nomadknight1102]

At first I wasn't going to comment because I find this whole video entertaining. But when dude said he didn't want to fall in her "poom poom* (and we all know what that means),and wind up in Narnia I lost my shit. Never laughed so hard in my life.

[@anthonyking8898]

The guy I am not having fun! then says "I would rather be back home with my wife..." goes to. I am having fun :). LMAO.

[@Xlaxsauce]

half of everything hes worked his entire life for... The reason a judge splits your posseisions is under the assumption you've both contributed approximately half to the relationship. Its already bullshit that judges can throw prenups out. @34:34 single mom incoming

[@thekeysman6760]

Possessions*

[@PinvinoPiggg]

5:46 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aaaaahahaha!

[@pamelaibarra790]

The guy at 13:00 did an amazing job with that. I never knew where the term "toxic masculinity" came from but now i do. However, i do understand what people mean when they say it.

[@josephhurst4902]

59:07, Tresspassing, Breaking and Entering, Harassment, Assault... and those are just the charges I could make stick Looking at these two Nimrods. And thanks for Posting this Online so I can use it in Court!

[@adamjannet4122]

i loved the throat spray part

[@IsabellaDiaz-l4g]

THE WAY IT SAID "do you love her? Yes are you willing to stay with her? M- nahhh?", THAT'S WHEN I KNEW WHERE THAT MEME CAME FROM BRO

[@dreadlord8628]

Nerdcore goes hard

[@metalanarchy5186]

Damn that big girl eats more than I do in a mounth and I'm not even joking even a little bit

[@pamelaibarra790]

I'd like to know how she drinks candy bars

[@OteroRichards]

Nahhh dudes homies were absolutely killing her 😩😩😩 “bro you downgraded man…” “bro don’t even worry about it man she’s like a 7 bro”💀🤣🤣🤣 16:09

[@Lordradost]

"Babe, how many girls have you slept with?" - "Just you." "Don't lie, how many?" - "Just you, the other ones kept me up all night." 💀

[@ryokohakabi8886]

"Im a child of god" lol😂☠️💀 MORE like child of FRAUD!!

[@bluebyyou7504]

A mans value increases with time, like a fine wine. Women age like a grape.

[@thesanfranciscoseahorse473]

I mean raisins are still good my dude, especially the dark chocolate covered ones. Lol. Some women are great as they get older too if they are respectable and take care of themselves.

[@vociferon-heraldofthewinte7763]

Women age like milk after 30.

[@thesanfranciscoseahorse473]

@@vociferon-heraldofthewinte7763 Most. But my dude there are stunningly beautiful women out there who maintain themselves well into their 40s and 50s. It largely boils down to their lifestyle. Did they drink their 20s away? Do they use drugs or smoke? If they are healthy and fit and get good sleep and lead active lives chances are good they're more like a cheese than a milk, better with a bit of age. Lol

[@vociferon-heraldofthewinte7763]

@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 True but very, very few.

[@JTheMan1]

8:44 and if this was a man doing this to a woman this would be creepy and the cops be called...

[@GothamStatePolice]

When he told her he was a minor, her facial expression tells me she felt like a creep too.

[@garymiller4141]

To the men out there,have you ever noticed the parallel in the personality of a cat to a women.For instance a cat will come around you with there tail up ,rubbing you and puring for food or attention and when they get it,they could care less if you are alive or dead.So similar in there nature.

[@skullkid692]

Alec trebek hit her with "losers" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ianlee1977]

2:57 - Dude knows he lost that argument. No way the whale is leavin' the ocean.

[@kunarmakun793]

14:25 *me and the homies after we smoke our selves out😂😂😂*

[@deusintus2440]

That woman eats more in one day than I eat in a week OMG.

[@josephhurst4902]

1:05:05, I remember this Gold Digger. Her man was in the Hospital and she went on a Dating Show to replace him WHILE he is fighting for his life.

[@soulhorder6130]

that squidward meme was crazy

[@marktaylor933]

trebek is an absolute savage😂

[@thekeysman6760]

50:39 "the complete opposite", not the opposite! 😂

[@FalsafahSiNagaMerah]

Pranksters are irritating. These women needs cats but cats don't need them 😂

[@michaelangelo4147]

Hell yeah to the prenuptial agreement (No signing, then no marriage period!)

[@kris123o]

46:15 Bruh, I can name more US President's and I'm not even American nor have I ever lived/been there xD

[@arnoldpainal5885]

When the fat wife said are you attracted to me no matter what the husband needed to say not visually which is what I said to mine. That healthy response is BS and she knows it so just tell her the truth.

[@KofiOsae-yp7di]

4:39 this will never not be funny 😭

[@hawkertyphoon4537]

15:08 was so funny! Side guy noped out of there before risking a fist to the face main guy remained in frame anyway and dropped that Turd right there, right then. Wingman saying she aint hot, 7 at best... LOL!

[@chrissmith-no3bo]

I am so glad I'm not raised in this generation...fifty six ts old...can pump my own gas change my own tire and oil. Fill all he liquids drive the car with no tickets or accidents since I got my DLs at 16. I can cook. I can clean I can fix the plumbing change a wiper blade.. lol😅 and don't forget the blinker fluid ladies😂😂😂😂

[@jayanthfdo]

6.16 Brutal. Whew, poor men in the west who have to meet ladies like this monster. That dude who asked her to marry just got a blessing from god when she rejected him.

[@dakr3464]

He said 26 she aint deny it either! I believe that number was higher than u wanna make it 27!😂

[@walterlaten7662]

I used too be a fat whale then i started too loose weight

[@KoketsoMadina]

5:40 lol 😂😅

[@rayruiz5871]

The negatives of social media outweigh the good

[@leboholmes6576]

6:22 This lady was extremely serious, no sarcasm!!!!!

[@stevefoote7451]

Yo Mang, to the "what they respond to" guy. It's so funny how women SIT AT ATTENTION when a dude says someting edgy. "I DON'T CARE WHAT WOMEN WANT..... Quieter than a church mouse, leaning forward with pen and paper out.

[@geraldjelks1632]

WAIT....SHE SAID MLK was a president....WTF

[@stevefoote7451]

To the chic who lost her job during the pandemic and subsequently left her relationship because she said she wasn't 'growing.' Yo Chica, was there a mirror nearby when you said that? Cuz you DEFINITELY need to take a second look.

[@mattsmith6828]

@2:55 - "But are you attracted to me no matter what?" Proper response: What kind of question is that? No. That's a wild question to ask me. This chick is clocking out from a failing company at 4:59 hahahahahaha

[@welllll...ok...]

Girl on the beach: "I was having problems at work" (that WAS her story, hence why she used the verb 'to be' in the past tense, despite it being the same day that she needed 'comforting')