2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore

[@Kolanii]

smash like for our fallen brothers 🐶

[@chromaticeditz]

First

[@Kone6942]

Dogelanii

[@prishasee9573]

Love your vids

[@Sp00keySp00n]

L

[@blueberry-vo4kq]

2nd l love ur vids ❤️

[@kk_thepanda1176]

Mojang: the warden was designed to be almost impossible to defeat. Kolanii: That was too easy

[@ailajanelleconcepcion6940]

Well technically infinite wardens can spawn

[@mak_cheese]

@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 but they were all to scared to come out

[@piglin469]

the problem was the warden can do a lot of damage to 1 entity if the shriek can kill all the dogs in its radius then I think the warden might be harder to kill

[@mohdmudassir2035]

And also you aren't supposed to kill him

[@animatedspringtrap5331]

Everyone: nooo you can’t use Redstone to summon a mob nooooo Mojang: ha ha red stone go brrrr

[@schneider0304]

Philza and LukeTheNotable dealing with the Warden in their hardcore series: “I have to do testing and practice on backups and make sure I don’t loose all my precious world progress” The big K dealing with the Warden in his hardcore series: “Lmao dog go bark”

[@jasiayounus4328]

I am the 101 like lol

[@thecatarmy3485]

Pewdiepie also just did it in hardcore with no testing, then he accidentally spawned the warden at his base lmao

[@user-wd9iu9jm8b]

@@thecatarmy3485 oh God lmao

[@Rainbow0015]

Dog go bork*

[@Bastian_Jumps]

"Wait Minecraft is actually hard now?"

[@godofbadpoetry]

Well, this is our Kolanii content for the next two months boys

[@unknownrabies2954]

Maybe even three if he feels like it

[@rororokai]

Yessirrrr

[@eliazschannel8045]

Yep until then see ya *plays outro song*

[@JJF2006]

Just watch 1 minute every week and we will be all good

[@rororokai]

@@JJF2006 💀

[@bloodstone3273]

Kolanii on the throne with all the dogs is just the equivalent of Gru saying “TOGETHER! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!”

[@undynlicia7554]

yes

[@EnderfyOfTheDark]

Yes (This comment made my AS* off XD)

[@jocelynmarieco]

Give clip

[@areyouseriousrightneow5491]

@@EnderfyOfTheDark how…

[@Who.knowsTWO]

+ with the dog armor 😀

[@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno]

"as we've already established dogs can't fl-" *pause* "fly. is that a cat?" "Can you fly?"

[@songedits4774]

🤣🤣🤣🤣honestley my fav part of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lubt1529]

can i get a time stamp?

[@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno]

​@@lubt1529 13:11 (I rewatched this for you)

[@Crypticat]

after many years we finally know who let the dogs out, it was Kolanii.

[@ZoneProne]

@Revkitz 😂😂😂 well that's gold

[@GrayishRL]

O :

[@0cean-your-local-therian]

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

[@AugustNog]

Ong god lol

[@FroggyOnRoblox]

WO9OOOOF

[@YouTube]

wake up babe, new kolanii vid just dropped 👑

[@jennydesbaux7127]

oh. Hey youtube

[@Gaeilge.]

OMG KZbinEE

[@kremowkacyno]

Hello again, KZbin

[@atticbird]

hi youtube can you please remove youtube shorts

[@fatimaumar3031]

Oh Hello 👋

[@TrizzyDesigns]

Seeing Kolanii almost lose his MC world in the first 2min of the episode 2x.... damn

[@husseinal-marzooq1559]

@@recitationtohear I wont thank u lol

[@كرمباش]

Im so godhxd

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

technically, the warden killed him about three times over. And he got out alive. And then he took advantage of the fact he can only attack one thing at a time

[@seb99342]

@@recitationtohear first link: Making Air Wedge potatoes by fantastic flavours with disabled likes and dislikes. If you comment on these potatoes video: Oh yeah. The potatoes that have no sense with Kolanii, your comment won't appear because fantastic flavours disabled these kind of comments and wants only positive like: " oh finally it's here!! " in order to defend his self promotion. 2nd: Goofy Ahh games by Memecious. Memecious is still hated since November because we had seeing him self promoting

[@RavindraKumar-qw7zz]

true

[@darokahn1025]

The game summons wardens based on player-caused vibrations, and the dogs were causing vibrations and eating up the cool down so you couldn't cause any. It's a miracle you managed to summon the first one. Standing on top of the screaming blocks causes them to scream and summon warden's as well.

[@privatepessleneck]

what I find hilarious is that while skulk sensors detect all sounds, but only alert the shriekers from player sounds, he had soo many dogs the sensors were stuck detecting those so the warden couldn't appear, but also felt like the warden was too scared of the dogs

[@residentyanyan2284]

" Where I once howled , I now have an overwhelming urge to bark "- Dog/Wolf 2022

[@YinYangInanimatelnsanity]

ishe buthe

[@swarajmori9413]

The perfect minecraft world

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Can’t like, 69

[@UrLocalMisfit]

That's a lot of dogs!!! 😵

[@xraenon1664]

If you have a NASA level computer strong enough to not explode when trying to not drop frames with enough dogs to fill the Grand Canyon are on screen

[@swarajmori9413]

@@xraenon1664 A toaster is sureley not a nasa level pc I guess

[@ludameri1384]

I love how his goal for every video is to see how fast he can get to losing his world, either by dying or with lag (or both!)

[@Cherno35]

I demand a massive memorial to the fallen

[@concept5631]

Seconded

[@slutslayer2646]

Thirded

[@ACreatureCalledSilvah]

Fourthed

[@fabiospasiano9885]

Fifthed

[@thecringeslayer]

Sixthed

[@ezyYT]

I don't think there was a single part of this that wasn't entertaining. Great job :D

[@Aygol__]

I spent an hour trying to find the ancient city with my friend, i am personally offended that you found it with seemingly no effort lol

[@ItsDeveloper_]

I found it under my worldspawn; thought they were common.

[@Aygol__]

@@ItsDeveloper_ me and my friend spent ages in a massive cave and kept on looking because there were the xp blocks. I attempted to find it again, got lost, had to mine my way up with my bare hands because i had no pickaxe

[@artiseen]

@@Aygol__ F

[@a_crab_perhaps]

@@Aygol__ f

[@jowarnis]

I bet he inspected that seed with chunkbase to get coordinates ;D

[@questofdumbvr1318]

“violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question and the answer is yes”

[@nic_aya]

- a white man

[@mistressofthenekos1743]

-Max0r

[@loricat5606]

- Technoblade

[@concept5631]

@@loricat5606 Beat me to it.

[@Leojupiter]

"So many chickens exist in a single are that existence itself said... that they cease to exist" -Kolanii 2022

[@leoconto1043]

Entity craming. When there's so many entity in one place that the game just /kills them all. If he was in the farm at that time he would also of died. that would of been a embarrassing way to lose a hardcore world.

[@H3LLBIN]

Warden: “ feeling good! Almost killed a player today- oh one second, noise- gotta go back to work. “ Kolanii: “ REMEMBER ME? “ Warden: “ *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUC-* “

[@itstrooperz]

Honestly if I was the warden I probably would have simply just died.

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

😂😂😂😂

[@straighttrippin7665]

The more you watch him the more you can tell the difference in emotion in his context

[@alzhanvoid]

@@billyadams3744 I'm pretty sure his 200 days in one block Minecraft had him literally pose at the end with a banner of 2 K's, and his shield making the middle K. He did not care.

[@lolsmileyface6246]

I love this man’s content so much! I’m always ready for a completely absurd plot over an even more absurd motive. We love to see it.

[@bensoncheung2801]

111 👍 11mo ago 1 💬

[@kellanf650]

make sure to zip his pants up when ur done

[@ProLGL]

5:15 the clip of them all shaking water off simultaneously is gold

[@nestlenightmare]

These dogs illustrate the concept of crowd crush very well

[@JairEggs]

2:16 just made me the entire week, I was unprepared for that quote

[@KingSammelot]

Man I haven’t watched Kolanii in a while but man it’s great to see how much you’ve grown and how good your videos are. Started with the 100 days and now you’ve expanded so much. Keep it up man 😃

[@timepass4783]

*"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question,* *And the answer is yes"* ~Kolanii, 2022

[@Akbonana]

-sunzu *Cries in technoquote

[@bradeyjosey7098]

-jacksepticeye

[@nic_aya]

-a white man

[@loricat5606]

- Technoblade

[@jaxe_edits]

- Gaius Julius Caesar

[@raylenminecraft8403]

Your videos are really funny. Just watched the video with water in nether :) Great job 8:17 funniest timestamp tho

[@justtakeaway]

the immediate frame drop when Kolanii looks at the dog army will make me laugh every time

[@ArtModded]

Bro… so much nostalgia. I remember when you had 35k subs. You’ve grown so much, so congrats ❤

[@WhatnotArt]

Everything about this is so passive aggressive and frustrated, and I love it.

[@timepass4783]

Let's stop for a moment to appreciate that build, like DAYUM That looked cool af!

[@Happy-vw2ls]

so nobody's gonna talk about how he found THE RAREST CITY by just digging straight down

[@AlexJoneses]

dropped a tear at that technoblade quote, god rest his soul

[@PEACHXS_Z]

The math he just did was marvelous 😂❤ 5:50 - 6:03

[@alinafemalitoni7251]

This guy brings back the fun silly minecraft days back, good and original videos, not what everyone is doing

[@JSHEEP]

Kolanii in low key the most entertaing Minecraft player on youtube

[@jshark6343]

the speech while breaking the village to build the throne of howls was amazing

[@Mr_Erutrot]

3:15 It may be a tad bit of a bad idea to have a ton of K's lined up outside of a sacrificial temple

[@livelively_2.071]

Line the K up ina staright row

[@Riptide_28]

That is what i thought

[@itsjxke_]

I actually love you dude. Easily the best, most entertaining creator on this platform. Hats off.

[@babacarsakho8856]

Kolanii is now unstoppable now with his 2000 dogs

[@insert_name6093]

Kolanii, All I wanna say is thank you, I have been doing terrible with my classes currently, And your videos are helping me feel good about myself, Thank you for your content man.

[@KingRidley]

If you do that chicken farm in a very small, enclosed space but then create a 1x1 opening, the chickens will temporarily simulate liquid physics as they blast through the hole.

[@prodcas3906]

2:16 this is the best quote I've ever heard ever, props to kolanii the genius himself

[@huntercool2232]

I love how the Deep Dark was the biggest part of 1.19 when it was literally supposed to be added in 1.17 lmao

[@BoredomBee]

15:35 "All two thousand and one of us." I love that you included the cat in the count at the end. 🤣

[@imaturtlbro]

Hes talking about himself, i think

[@BoredomBee]

@@imaturtlbro I'm choosing to believe that it was the cat.

[@jedenproblox]

Imagine finally finding a KZbinr who’s content is ur style

[@Ravi__]

Ah, new Kolanii video… good excuse to rewatch all of the old ones. Yes, all of them

[@yaoiyurilover37]

Glad I'm not the only one who does this 🤣🤣

[@tankeboy6811]

You know, Kolanii is the only MC KZbinr that i can just rewatch all of his videos and not get bored.And his voice, alot of MC KZbinrs have an annoying voice or make it sound annoying but Kolanni? Nah love this guys voice

[@kyrinth3558]

Been here since you were 1.3k and you are easily the best MC content creator. Perfect comedy and made me laugh a lot!

[@PuddleshineMC]

4:06 "Don't name them. That's how attachments begin." My brain immediately: William and Jennie

[@helenbooth5109]

Lol

[@Hellens.melons]

WILLIAM AND JENNIEEEE!!!!🙌🙌

[@shadowmidoriya4723]

6:27 made laugh uncontrollably

[@mc_jimmy]

I love your style, you've inspired me to give it a shot. Thank you for being awesome ❤️❤️

[@vormiam9242]

This is the physical incarnation of "And I took that personally."

[@TheMoonIsReallyBeautiful]

9:07 "Man it's mighty quiet here"

[@vincenttremblay6598]

I’ve never laughed so hard. The certainty in the way he said “Oh that’s a dog avalanche”

[@llanesstrong6745]

I love how it started trying to make a house in a cave look pretty which he still hasn’t done to this. Love it

[@OscarDeLaHoyad]

Les gooo! New Kolanii vid :D

[@yaitsoo]

"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question and the answer is yes." might just be the perfect yearbook quote.

[@camerontower6955]

6:26 "By the way dogs, if I... if I click a chicken on you and then instantly after click a chicken on your mum... im sorry" had me dying 💀

[@muffin4997]

9:58 Literaly every minecraft player

[@MrAK-lm4xu]

9:10 "making loud noise" proceeds to break blocks for noise... Million dogs be like: tha fk

[@matthew-vw3pw]

"it seems like a bad idea but im going to do it anyways because i cant think of an alternative" literally me doing anything in minecraft ever

[@kumaraditya]

Literally every week I search your channel to see if u upload.... Today is the best day.... And PLS UPLOAD FAST.. love u

[@kencarson.12]

kolanii: "WHERE INVINCIBLE" *legit 2 seconds ago* "oh well dont take your dogs to the nether, they will all die"

[@elecsnake4888]

Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Kolanii: How about we maul the enemy with 2000 dogs? Sun Tzu: ...

[@isaacrogers4174]

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

[@RadicalElder]

You may only release 1 video every 2 months but they're damned good videos.

[@wolfyd2053]

Idk why but the “ow my face” got me so good

[@stupidalltomorrowsfan7420]

Kolanii: imagine if I mine straight down and find the deep dark. Also kolanii:*finds the deep dark*

[@DANI_EXXTACY]

Oh please Kolanii, being over-the-top is what this series is all about

[@HeyIdrewthat]

“A wise man once said violence isn’t the answer, It’s a question and the answer is yes” Kolanii 2022

[@TankieBoi]

6:51 This is glorious

[@muhacarcubing1302]

The kolanii community is growing, he can get 119 comments in a minute❤️

[@Cereal5]

3:15 Kolanii what are you tryna tell us

[@Milk_Addict]

He does hate the Deep DARK……

[@Cereal5]

​@@Milk_Addict😭🙏

[@LackofInfoOrSomething]

Massive respect for this guy, his editing must take him so long and drive him crazy, his videos are entertaining in a way that's not over the top but enjoyable, and he doesn't cheat in his hardcore worlds

[@Dr00ling.]

3:06Kolanii you are scaring me.

[@monke8359]

Violence is not the answer Violence is a question, and the answer is YES (2:15)

[@thegoldengod3905]

I laughed so damn hard at this video all the way through, I’m crying. Ty kolanii, this is my new favorite vid now. You’re the greatest

[@mr.botond945]

"I was aimlessly clicking chicken into an ocean of dogs" - One of the top five sentences of the century

[@therohan1957]

First video from you’ve I’ve watched, and I love your humour so much. Great video!

[@Kaliguez]

ive never laughed this hard to a minecraft video in a while

[@zenyphia7375]

TRUE!!! I laugh the hardest when the “Dog avalanche” happened

[@Buratkayo]

I collapsed in joy when I saw this😫

[@cautiouse]

Minecraft looking like Mount&Blade with that slain wolf feed

[@silvervibes4847]

Completely remade a cave, build an epic door, built all this, foughtmany bosses, remade an entire portal Yet has yet to make his house

[@dannyfoxboi]

I think of his next projects should be exposing the Ancient City (if that's something he wants to do). He could turn it into something cool like his previous builds.

[@majoreverett5050]

3:15 that looks kinda wrong with all the white k's

[@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I]

Wait… why is he in a white uniform?

[@jozymandias]

Ayo pause at 10:22, you will see an elytra just standing there

[@RETR0RUL3S]

Where?

[@andrewa10101]

the tribute to techno was appreciated thank you kolanii

[@amysaurhuish300]

I have watched so many of these hardcore videos lately. Safe to say a lot of them have lost their spark for me but boy oh boy did this just crack me up!!! Thank you for making my commute this morning better❤️❤️❤️🐶🐶🐶🐶

[@jacobedwinolano431]

this is one of the most funniest mc vids i've seen in a while

[@Minecraftsmewtwo]

Mojang The warden was designed to be almost impossible to beat Kolani There so scared of me there not even spawning

[@The_leftovernugget]

8:21 is the best

[@esckey456]

11:37 Vexes And Dogs CAN Fly... you made them fly... down

[@kylietravers3466]

Avatar Lore: Funni But Deadly Monkeys Fighting Against Humans Kolanii: D O G A V A L A N C H KSP: M E C H A N I C S Genshin Impact Lore: B O A T

[@mili9781]

I literally check every month to see if you’ve posted 😭😭 I’m so happy

[@goldmaestro103]

11:05 Omg ITS RAINING DOGS ITS RAINING DOGS

[@imalltheragex2000]

1:49 welcome to the deep dark... Be humbled... Until ya somehow make a warden farm that is

[@TristanR.09]

when you realize all of them were related.....

[@Leviz_Editz]

His calmness in every situation makes me laugh all the time.

[@rashydashy]

“This is a block game i come here to feel good about myself” Kolanii 2022