2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore

[@Kolanii]

smash like for our fallen brothers 🐶

[@chromaticeditz]

First

[@Kone6942]

Dogelanii

[@prishasee9573]

Love your vids

[@Sp00keySp00n]

L

[@blueberry-vo4kq]

2nd l love ur vids ❤️

[@kk_thepanda1176]

Mojang: the warden was designed to be almost impossible to defeat. Kolanii: That was too easy

[@ailajanelleconcepcion6940]

Well technically infinite wardens can spawn

[@mak_cheese]

@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 but they were all to scared to come out

[@piglin469]

the problem was the warden can do a lot of damage to 1 entity if the shriek can kill all the dogs in its radius then I think the warden might be harder to kill

[@mohdmudassir2035]

And also you aren't supposed to kill him

[@animatedspringtrap5331]

Everyone: nooo you can’t use Redstone to summon a mob nooooo Mojang: ha ha red stone go brrrr

[@godofbadpoetry]

Well, this is our Kolanii content for the next two months boys

[@unknownrabies2954]

Maybe even three if he feels like it

[@rororokai]

Yessirrrr

[@eliazschannel8045]

Yep until then see ya *plays outro song*

[@JJF2006]

Just watch 1 minute every week and we will be all good

[@rororokai]

@@JJF2006 💀

[@TrizzyDesigns]

Seeing Kolanii almost lose his MC world in the first 2min of the episode 2x.... damn

[@husseinal-marzooq1559]

@@recitationtohear I wont thank u lol

[@كرمباش]

Im so godhxd

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

technically, the warden killed him about three times over. And he got out alive. And then he took advantage of the fact he can only attack one thing at a time

[@seb99342]

@@recitationtohear first link: Making Air Wedge potatoes by fantastic flavours with disabled likes and dislikes. If you comment on these potatoes video: Oh yeah. The potatoes that have no sense with Kolanii, your comment won't appear because fantastic flavours disabled these kind of comments and wants only positive like: " oh finally it's here!! " in order to defend his self promotion. 2nd: Goofy Ahh games by Memecious. Memecious is still hated since November because we had seeing him self promoting

[@RavindraKumar-qw7zz]

true

[@bloodstone3273]

Kolanii on the throne with all the dogs is just the equivalent of Gru saying “TOGETHER! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!”

[@undynlicia7554]

yes

[@EnderfyOfTheDark]

Yes (This comment made my AS* off XD)

[@jocelynmarieco]

Give clip

[@areyouseriousrightneow5491]

@@EnderfyOfTheDark how…

[@Who.knowsTWO]

+ with the dog armor 😀

[@darokahn1025]

The game summons wardens based on player-caused vibrations, and the dogs were causing vibrations and eating up the cool down so you couldn't cause any. It's a miracle you managed to summon the first one. Standing on top of the screaming blocks causes them to scream and summon warden's as well.

[@schneider0304]

Philza and LukeTheNotable dealing with the Warden in their hardcore series: “I have to do testing and practice on backups and make sure I don’t loose all my precious world progress” The big K dealing with the Warden in his hardcore series: “Lmao dog go bark”

[@jasiayounus4328]

I am the 101 like lol

[@thecatarmy3485]

Pewdiepie also just did it in hardcore with no testing, then he accidentally spawned the warden at his base lmao

[@user-wd9iu9jm8b]

@@thecatarmy3485 oh God lmao

[@Rainbow0015]

Dog go bork*

[@Bastian_Jumps]

"Wait Minecraft is actually hard now?"

[@Crypticat]

after many years we finally know who let the dogs out, it was Kolanii.

[@ZoneProne]

@Revkitz 😂😂😂 well that's gold

[@GrayishRL]

O :

[@0cean-your-local-therian]

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

[@SuppOfficial]

Ong god lol

[@FroggyOnRoblox]

WO9OOOOF

[@YouTube]

wake up babe, new kolanii vid just dropped 👑

[@jennydesbaux7127]

oh. Hey youtube

[@Gaeilge.]

OMG KZbinEE

[@kremowkacyno]

Hello again, KZbin

[@atticbird]

hi youtube can you please remove youtube shorts

[@fatimaumar3031]

Oh Hello 👋

[@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno]

"as we've already established dogs can't fl-" *pause* "fly. is that a cat?" "Can you fly?"

[@songedits4774]

🤣🤣🤣🤣honestley my fav part of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lubt1529]

can i get a time stamp?

[@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno]

​@@lubt1529 13:11 (I rewatched this for you)

[@privatepessleneck]

what I find hilarious is that while skulk sensors detect all sounds, but only alert the shriekers from player sounds, he had soo many dogs the sensors were stuck detecting those so the warden couldn't appear, but also felt like the warden was too scared of the dogs

[@residentyanyan2284]

" Where I once howled , I now have an overwhelming urge to bark "- Dog/Wolf 2022

[@absolutelygoobing]

ishe buthe

[@ludameri1384]

I love how his goal for every video is to see how fast he can get to losing his world, either by dying or with lag (or both!)

[@Cherno35]

I demand a massive memorial to the fallen

[@concept5631]

Seconded

[@slutslayer2646]

Thirded

[@ACreatureCalledSilvah]

Fourthed

[@fabiospasiano9885]

Fifthed

[@thecringeslayer]

Sixthed

[@Leojupiter]

"So many chickens exist in a single are that existence itself said... that they cease to exist" -Kolanii 2022

[@leoconto1043]

Entity craming. When there's so many entity in one place that the game just /kills them all. If he was in the farm at that time he would also of died. that would of been a embarrassing way to lose a hardcore world.

[@swarajmori9413]

The perfect minecraft world

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Can’t like, 69

[@UrLocalMisfit]

That's a lot of dogs!!! 😵

[@xraenon1664]

If you have a NASA level computer strong enough to not explode when trying to not drop frames with enough dogs to fill the Grand Canyon are on screen

[@swarajmori9413]

@@xraenon1664 A toaster is sureley not a nasa level pc I guess

[@questofdumbvr1318]

“violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question and the answer is yes”

[@nic_aya]

- a white man

[@mistressofthenekos1743]

-Max0r

[@loricat5606]

- Technoblade

[@concept5631]

@@loricat5606 Beat me to it.

[@Aygol__]

I spent an hour trying to find the ancient city with my friend, i am personally offended that you found it with seemingly no effort lol

[@ItsDeveloper_]

I found it under my worldspawn; thought they were common.

[@Aygol__]

@@ItsDeveloper_ me and my friend spent ages in a massive cave and kept on looking because there were the xp blocks. I attempted to find it again, got lost, had to mine my way up with my bare hands because i had no pickaxe

[@artiseen]

@@Aygol__ F

[@a_crab_perhaps]

@@Aygol__ f

[@jowarnis]

I bet he inspected that seed with chunkbase to get coordinates ;D

[@ezyYT]

I don't think there was a single part of this that wasn't entertaining. Great job :D

[@nestlenightmare]

These dogs illustrate the concept of crowd crush very well

[@lolsmileyface6246]

I love this man’s content so much! I’m always ready for a completely absurd plot over an even more absurd motive. We love to see it.

[@bensoncheung2801]

111 👍 11mo ago 1 💬

[@kellanf650]

make sure to zip his pants up when ur done

[@WhatnotArt]

Everything about this is so passive aggressive and frustrated, and I love it.

[@straighttrippin7665]

The more you watch him the more you can tell the difference in emotion in his context

[@alzhanvoid]

@@billyadams3744 I'm pretty sure his 200 days in one block Minecraft had him literally pose at the end with a banner of 2 K's, and his shield making the middle K. He did not care.

[@justtakeaway]

the immediate frame drop when Kolanii looks at the dog army will make me laugh every time

[@H3LLBIN]

Warden: “ feeling good! Almost killed a player today- oh one second, noise- gotta go back to work. “ Kolanii: “ REMEMBER ME? “ Warden: “ *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUC-* “

[@itstrooperz]

Honestly if I was the warden I probably would have simply just died.

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

😂😂😂😂

[@KingSammelot]

Man I haven’t watched Kolanii in a while but man it’s great to see how much you’ve grown and how good your videos are. Started with the 100 days and now you’ve expanded so much. Keep it up man 😃

[@ProLGL]

5:15 the clip of them all shaking water off simultaneously is gold

[@JairEggs]

2:16 just made me the entire week, I was unprepared for that quote

[@Happy-vw2ls]

so nobody's gonna talk about how he found THE RAREST CITY by just digging straight down

[@raylenminecraft8403]

Your videos are really funny. Just watched the video with water in nether :) Great job 8:17 funniest timestamp tho

[@timepass4783]

*"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question,* *And the answer is yes"* ~Kolanii, 2022

[@Akbonana]

-sunzu *Cries in technoquote

[@bradeyjosey7098]

-jacksepticeye

[@nic_aya]

-a white man

[@loricat5606]

- Technoblade

[@jaxe_edits]

- Gaius Julius Caesar

[@alinafemalitoni7251]

This guy brings back the fun silly minecraft days back, good and original videos, not what everyone is doing

[@JSHEEP]

Kolanii in low key the most entertaing Minecraft player on youtube

[@ArtModded]

Bro… so much nostalgia. I remember when you had 35k subs. You’ve grown so much, so congrats ❤

[@AlexJoneses]

dropped a tear at that technoblade quote, god rest his soul

[@timepass4783]

Let's stop for a moment to appreciate that build, like DAYUM That looked cool af!

[@jshark6343]

the speech while breaking the village to build the throne of howls was amazing

[@PEACHXS_Z]

The math he just did was marvelous 😂❤ 5:50 - 6:03

[@babacarsakho8856]

Kolanii is now unstoppable now with his 2000 dogs

[@huntercool2232]

I love how the Deep Dark was the biggest part of 1.19 when it was literally supposed to be added in 1.17 lmao

[@KingRidley]

If you do that chicken farm in a very small, enclosed space but then create a 1x1 opening, the chickens will temporarily simulate liquid physics as they blast through the hole.

[@isaacrogers4174]

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

[@jedenproblox]

Imagine finally finding a KZbinr who’s content is ur style

[@yaitsoo]

"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question and the answer is yes." might just be the perfect yearbook quote.

[@matthew-vw3pw]

"it seems like a bad idea but im going to do it anyways because i cant think of an alternative" literally me doing anything in minecraft ever

[@Ravi__]

Ah, new Kolanii video… good excuse to rewatch all of the old ones. Yes, all of them

[@yaoiyurilover37]

Glad I'm not the only one who does this 🤣🤣

[@tankeboy6811]

You know, Kolanii is the only MC KZbinr that i can just rewatch all of his videos and not get bored.And his voice, alot of MC KZbinrs have an annoying voice or make it sound annoying but Kolanni? Nah love this guys voice

[@llanesstrong6745]

I love how it started trying to make a house in a cave look pretty which he still hasn’t done to this. Love it

[@vincenttremblay6598]

I’ve never laughed so hard. The certainty in the way he said “Oh that’s a dog avalanche”

[@vormiam9242]

This is the physical incarnation of "And I took that personally."

[@zixcyo]

kolanii: "WHERE INVINCIBLE" *legit 2 seconds ago* "oh well dont take your dogs to the nether, they will all die"

[@wolfyd2053]

Idk why but the “ow my face” got me so good

[@itsjxke_]

I actually love you dude. Easily the best, most entertaining creator on this platform. Hats off.

[@insert_name6093]

Kolanii, All I wanna say is thank you, I have been doing terrible with my classes currently, And your videos are helping me feel good about myself, Thank you for your content man.

[@prodcas3906]

2:16 this is the best quote I've ever heard ever, props to kolanii the genius himself

[@Cranberry415]

That warden just turned around and gave up when he saw this.

[@PuddleshineMC]

4:06 "Don't name them. That's how attachments begin." My brain immediately: William and Jennie

[@helenbooth5109]

Lol

[@Hellens.melons]

WILLIAM AND JENNIEEEE!!!!🙌🙌

[@HeyIdrewthat]

“A wise man once said violence isn’t the answer, It’s a question and the answer is yes” Kolanii 2022

[@BoredomBee]

15:35 "All two thousand and one of us." I love that you included the cat in the count at the end. 🤣

[@imaturtlbro]

Hes talking about himself, i think

[@BoredomBee]

@@imaturtlbro I'm choosing to believe that it was the cat.

[@stupidalltomorrowsfan7420]

Kolanii: imagine if I mine straight down and find the deep dark. Also kolanii:*finds the deep dark*

[@elecsnake4888]

Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Kolanii: How about we maul the enemy with 2000 dogs? Sun Tzu: ...

[@MrAK-lm4xu]

9:10 "making loud noise" proceeds to break blocks for noise... Million dogs be like: tha fk

[@Mr_Erutrot]

3:15 It may be a tad bit of a bad idea to have a ton of K's lined up outside of a sacrificial temple

[@livelively_2.071]

Line the K up ina staright row

[@Riptide_28]

That is what i thought

[@kyrinth3558]

Been here since you were 1.3k and you are easily the best MC content creator. Perfect comedy and made me laugh a lot!

[@tugglet2]

“This is a block game i come here to feel good about myself” Kolanii 2022

[@mr.botond945]

"I was aimlessly clicking chicken into an ocean of dogs" - One of the top five sentences of the century

[@cautiouse]

Minecraft looking like Mount&Blade with that slain wolf feed

[@Minecraftsmewtwo]

Mojang The warden was designed to be almost impossible to beat Kolani There so scared of me there not even spawning

[@RadicalElder]

You may only release 1 video every 2 months but they're damned good videos.

[@dannyfoxboi]

I think of his next projects should be exposing the Ancient City (if that's something he wants to do). He could turn it into something cool like his previous builds.

[@silvervibes4847]

Completely remade a cave, build an epic door, built all this, foughtmany bosses, remade an entire portal Yet has yet to make his house

[@st3althnite924]

when you realize all of them were related.....

[@kumaraditya]

Literally every week I search your channel to see if u upload.... Today is the best day.... And PLS UPLOAD FAST.. love u

[@shadowmidoriya4723]

6:27 made laugh uncontrollably

[@AdeenahAsad]

“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?” Kolanii : “ahhh it’s time to see the fruits of my labor”

[@thyzerd9093]

this is what Minecraft legends will be like

[@muffin4997]

9:58 Literaly every minecraft player

[@jozymandias]

Ayo pause at 10:22, you will see an elytra just standing there

[@RETR0RUL3S]

Where?

[@mc_jimmy]

I love your style, you've inspired me to give it a shot. Thank you for being awesome ❤️❤️

[@crimsonknight2818]

Kolanii "I will gain my masculinity back" me "but the dogs are doing the work"

[@kaspertheshepherd3010]

The white banners with repeated K’s are giving off an interesting vibe

[@muhacarcubing1302]

The kolanii community is growing, he can get 119 comments in a minute❤️

[@OscarDeLaHoyad]

Les gooo! New Kolanii vid :D

[@monke8359]

Violence is not the answer Violence is a question, and the answer is YES (2:15)

[@HaloGirl659]

Kolanni: It be funny if i found the ruins straight right down *actually found it*

[@SpiralshapeDev]

Wolf: howls **touches bone** Wolf: I am now a Dog Dog: woof

[@Dr00ling.]

3:06Kolanii you are scaring me.

[@Buratkayo]

I collapsed in joy when I saw this😫

[@Kaliguez]

ive never laughed this hard to a minecraft video in a while

[@zenyphia7375]

TRUE!!! I laugh the hardest when the “Dog avalanche” happened

[@kylietravers3466]

Avatar Lore: Funni But Deadly Monkeys Fighting Against Humans Kolanii: D O G A V A L A N C H KSP: M E C H A N I C S Genshin Impact Lore: B O A T

[@Ramindation]

Next: I killed the Ender Dragon with 5000 Dogs

[@esckey456]

11:37 Vexes And Dogs CAN Fly... you made them fly... down

[@kingofducks3156]

Technoblade would be proud

[@TankieBoi]

6:51 This is glorious

[@X4R80]

This might be one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[@Theflaminggunslinger]

Technoblade would be proud of this rip all the dogs

[@thegoldengod3905]

I laughed so damn hard at this video all the way through, I’m crying. Ty kolanii, this is my new favorite vid now. You’re the greatest

[@imalltheragex2000]

1:49 welcome to the deep dark... Be humbled... Until ya somehow make a warden farm that is

[@andrewa10101]

the tribute to techno was appreciated thank you kolanii

[@LackofInfoOrSomething]

Massive respect for this guy, his editing must take him so long and drive him crazy, his videos are entertaining in a way that's not over the top but enjoyable, and he doesn't cheat in his hardcore worlds

[@yooginava1828]

Mojang: "you're not supposed to kill this mob" Community: Finds the most ridiculous ways to kill the mob.