[2012金像獎 精選] 吳君如: 劉德華真係好叻好勁㗎!

1:43 "咁大年紀都可以搞大人哋個肚" XD
第三十一屆 香港電影金像獎頒獎典禮 (2012.4.15) 精選片段:
劉嘉玲和吳君如在頒最佳男主角前的搞笑對話.
[按: 我不會上載頒獎禮全場, 只會選擇性上載部份精選片段. 如有要求, 可以留言給我. TQ!]

[@LUTHIACHOW]

"吳君如癲左呀"😂

[@hahaha524]

吴君如和刘德华是好朋友，很喜欢他了

[@kannkahann]

劉嘉玲聲音好好聽哦

[@danieluhoh]

0:47 吳君如：其實剛才一進來的時候，所有傳媒都問我看好誰，每個人都說你一定選劉德華啦，你們最friend～唉，你以為選特首，劉德華參選特首我就支持他，我們金像獎是很公－平－的－所以呢我說他今年都選到勁敵啦，哈哈。 劉嘉玲：是啊，劉德華這部戲也很大突破，但他今年也滿緊張，因為姜文、葛優、劉青雲都是超班馬來的。 吳君如：但是呢，我還是中意劉德華。大家都知，全行都知道我最迷戀劉德華，常常發夢夢見他，他真的很猛很厲害，年紀這麼大還能把別人肚子搞大……我光是想起這一幕，我就好hot 劉嘉玲：你先別激動…（笑） 曾志偉：那陳可辛都不錯 吳君如：唉別說他，看他沒心沒力，頭髮又愈來愈白，你看劉德華，還是鋼條型 劉嘉玲：吳君如瘋了，因為她跟劉德華拍過戲，她沒有跟劉青雲、姜文、葛優拍戲 吳君如：是啊，我從映三十年，唉呀這些又爆了出來，還沒曾跟劉青雲，姜文大導演拍戲

[@wendychan8653]

Kevin

[@owlhazel7953]

Kevin Y

[@bee-og4wb]

🤣

[@adeline826_TSHvlog]

刘嘉玲好好 照顾所有入围者

[@Haha14410]

全晚最好笑系君如，冇左佢就好悶

[@1313SUPERBB]

Haha14410 而家應該冇一個藝人可以好似佢咁有幽默感同喜劇細胞

[@chocomo7557]

吳君如跟劉青雲沒有拍過戲但她跟劉青雲有拍過劇(85鹿鼎記)

[@kachunchick4046]

君如好欣赏伛，真心話唔驚講，以D先係真心話

[@cherylchong6227]

笑到肚子痛 XD吴君如太搞笑了

[@jessieli4783]

吳君如笑料好正!...😍🙏👍🉐💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmywong1988]

好欣赏吴君如好敢讲，连嘉玲都不够她来

[@sugarice6755]

我鍾意 吳君如！！

[@gzsunny99]

吳君如的性格好，樂天愛開玩笑不小氣人緣應該很不錯。

[@dingzhubao4609]

吴君如，果然是神级台词

[@wulinwater]

嘉玲姐心諗：君如癲左

[@houbingxin]

这个颁奖典礼之后20几天，华仔女儿就出生了，这个时候大家都在为他高兴吧，开开玩笑很有爱呀！

[@danieluhoh]

2:37 吳君如：這本厲害啦，是金像獎通勝來的～是啊，誰站哪，怎麼pose，誰就會贏～我們看看… 這個我剛剛發現，蕭敬騰，剛剛拿了（獎）……他想怎樣，這個pose是想怎樣；盧海鵬，也拿了…現在大家猜，誰chok（香港流行語，意即：造作）一點？歷年金像獎左邊輸，右邊贏。前年我輸給惠英紅，她站在右邊，去年你呢也站在右邊，所以你贏了 劉嘉玲：對啊！我真的站右邊啊！那麼這一屆怎麼辦呢 吳君如：大家覺得劉德華贏就拍手…劉青雲贏就拍手… 劉嘉玲：哇不可以這樣啊，人家姜文在，姜文贏就拍手，葛優贏就拍手… 吳君如：葛優連來都不來啊 劉嘉玲：葛優怕坐飛機（笑） 吳君如：但他們兩張照片有些…有些…不濟。你看他們倆… 劉嘉玲：唉影帝不是比照片，說做戲嘛 吳君如：（他們）超班（很讚）但是現在反抽煙ＸＤＤＤＤＤ

[@1313SUPERBB]

2:55 蕭敬騰聽到好尷尬😅

[@ifacemanzai2]

吳君如幾時都咁攪笑 lol

[@neilt7290]

刘嘉玲真的好美

[@stephenk7457]

如果我上去發癲就話要嗌保安姐。。吳君如佢發癲就梗係唔同啦。。。😏😏😏

[@DickyWong99]

陳可辛真係俾君如吹漲…

[@cytwlm]

2020，永遠懷念香港金像獎

[@user-gd8yy7yd5m]

君如姐 : 同( 劉嘉玲 )站一起. 妳一點都不遜色. 比平常還要更美啊...... ^^

[@ezencoco]

睇100次都依然笑到翻

[@user-mf1xy4tm6q]

真的要要好朋友，才可以这样拿来讲笑😜

[@k02255]

1:50劉青雲聽到吳君如讚劉德華好勁個反應好搞笑

[@Bull0429]

劉嘉玲係咁幫佢兜.....一額汗

[@jennlau5309]

HAHAHA Carina tried so hard to help cover the jokes, she's so classy and elegant!

[@vv99988]

嘉玲 is forever gorgeous

[@grandmasterslash7869]

Classy Carina. So beautiful ❤️

[@azr786]

nah m8! u did a great job translating thanks alot! i dont know the language as im pakistani but the fact is i been obsessed with hong kong action cinema since i was a kid! i know everything about it but i dont understand cantonese unless it has subtitles with it!! the sad fact is through my own lazyness i havent managed to learn the language but i do want to thank u for translating! cheers cheercheermas!!! lol

[@simpsonlau8200]

華仔幾時嬲啫?! 佢同吳君如識左咁多年,成日咁講笑架啦!你班友咪大驚小怪啦!全部都小題大做!!!多Q餘!!

[@user-lu1lx3zt2f]

simpsonlau8200 ii

[@haochan3977]

simpsonlau820

[@user-zu1te8zq5r]

​😅.

[@dodo327]

我同好多人都好熟，但我唔會當眾叫春，因為我知道唔係每個人都會理我識左幾多年，亦唔可能一個一個去解釋。唔通我講因為我地識左幾十年，好老友，所以當眾叫春係冇錯，仲一d都唔失禮唔尷尬。

[@ziranchen4794]

刘嘉玲情商很高，很会说话

[@9911138]

吳君如係咁亂講野要劉嘉玲補鑊

[@joetsou1829]

笑死我了，这种玩笑都敢来，😂

[@poyanlau8974]

4:18 🎉

[@user-ts1xf1vn5i]

刘德华的无奈样同埋刘青云的殷殷嘴笑好搞笑 XD

[@alexliu6063]

吳君如很靚啊

[@Lily-ge1hj]

baby好靓

[@cheercheermas]

many hk ppl may think that both of them had been awarded such prizes in many overseas film festivals, therefore they should be awarded in their home town's most prominent film fest.....thats "timing" factor

[@Gracyi88]

Andy's face turns red when she joking about his sexual ability

[@MSPosyo1]

超晒班啫但依加反吸煙喎!xDD 笑死!!

[@nhumai462]

I love Wu Junru😘💕💕💕💕

[@mrsiumiu]

劉青雲才實至明歸

[@yinggeshan8492]

Nice

[@jenellwong7622]

我冇睇錯原來嗰個真係Angelababy （一開始企係曾志偉隔離嗰個

[@mika880829]

三姑真係不得了

[@slpip]

吳君如HIGH咗!

[@1313SUPERBB]

+0姐都頂吳君如唔順😂

[@adrianochew1140]

wow.. hk got alot of big stars... "Movies stars"

[@nuee6498]

是baby耶!

[@sbzanbna2445]

吳君如有小小過左線

[@4everl0v3edward]

安祖拉嬰兒都係度喎 你的樣子如何係邊?

[@jimmyhenry1502]

never had i enjoyed one moment of hk jokes. they are the only one feeling those jokes funny.

[@azr786]

lol! looks like my friend jerry saint already cleared it up anyway! but what i mean by "nah m8" was that u dont have to apologize for ur translation, u took out ur time to translate for me and i do appreciate it! get it?? btw.. i think jiang wen shouldve won best actor for "let the bullets fly" jiang wen & chow yun fat played off each other so well in every scene! that film was real cool & funny! andy was good in "a simple life" but i didnt really see anything special about his performance.

[@yi91784]

点解桃姐故事好似照顾哥哥6姐？？

[@pohlianlim3966]

家长和不受屏蔽了一个月后来自我陶醉了一个人的身体

[@user-gz8iy5om3j]

居文沛

[@zikingqiu2290]

矮油！！！！ 吴君如！ 哈哈哈哈！

[@vanguardc4855]

刘嘉玲都搞唔掂距

[@minghanchen2853]

笑死

[@azr786]

hi gracy what exactly did she say from 1:33 to 2:40 when they all started laughing??? i dont speak cantonese but i am very curious to know what she said! please please reply thanks

[@hibiscusangel7376]

azr786 praising Andy Lau. She said that he impregnated a girl at an old age...just roasting other celebrities

[@leonwong1217]

吳君如.......................

[@25833960]

他们俩是好朋友嗎！？

[@cheercheermas]

u are not the only one think that Andy Lau wasnt good enough to be awarded the best Actor in that year, someone even felt sorry for Sean Lau, many of them thought Sean deserved to obtain the best Actor in that year....however, as Deanie Ip has been awarded a lot of prizes from "a simple life" in many international film festivals and both Andy and Deanie had been awarded the best actors and actress in the Taipei Gloden Horse (which held a weeks/months before this ceremony)...TBC

[@peter_8632]

Wow! What makes you think like this?

[@mickeysays1]

Andy Lau is a skillful business and marketing guy than he is as an actor.

[@jasonwong7106]

主持人angelbaaby？

[@cheercheermas]

what does "nah m8" mean ? Amazing!!! this is my first time to hear that a non chinese (in terms of the ethnicity) love Hong Kong culture!!!!!!!! OOO Cantonese is really a difficult language ,,,, I think it is hard to learn it esp. your are not living in a Cantonese-dominant environment ! haha

[@lungjoseph6471]

改變人類生活只有科學家。

[@klong222333]

2:03 睇得出華仔好唔鋸

[@77853]

劉嘉0唔知仲有冇日本行呢？

[@Sam_LK422]

君如 妈妈桑

[@MrGscp]

这么多年，刘德华还是那么看重奖项。

[@hahaha524]

有毛病吧，是刘德华演得好，金像奖要发给他，天天这么小人之心揣测君子，不怕心越来越黑？

[@MrGscp]

黄春锦 你才有病吧？我这句话哪里黑心啦？看重奖项是贬义么？麻煩你這種國內受教育的出來了就多看少現低智商

[@hahaha524]

你到底受过教育没呀？你从哪儿看出刘德华还是那么看重奖项？你这句话的意思不就是说刘德华拍电影是为了奖吗？当别人是白痴？不懂你什么意思？自己素质低去乱发些诛心之论，还不敢承认，香港人都跟你似的这么厚脸皮？

[@hokhangmein677]

干你！！那我请问你这条猪。。你能和刘德华相提并论吗

[@pohlianlim3966]

家长和不受屏蔽了一个月🈷

[@houbingxin]

华仔耳朵红的厉害！哈哈哈

[@kitty1364]

华仔最帅

[@pohlianlim3966]

小姐姐很高中疼痛

[@pohlianlim3966]

家长和不受屏蔽了一个月后面试了解自己去看下

[@liu547]

登场音乐叫乜名噶？

[@yuktingyukting]

哈哈，笑死我

[@MrAbcaxe]

劉華d fans 幾十年都唔化,嘉玲問支持其他人拎唔拍手都唔洗噓啊

[@BruceWayne-sn2hf]

你说forgive for poor translation， 佢说 nah mate， 表示不会啦朋友。我也在学广东话，感谢翻译。。。

[@gakukenhi9648]

真懷疑下邊啲大陸台灣藝人識唔識廣東話㗎，都冇乜反應，都幾尷尬。

[@user-yf6gv7kz9h]

沒有川燙

[@liwanwan5033]

劉嘉 琳 姐

[@meoicheung9391]

什麼 有呢一個人

[@tasmaniawildlife6914]

所以最后是谁？

[@99999veron]

劉德華

[@gunr8885]

埋講陳可辛⋯XDDDDD

[@sakurasoh]

No one really watch Hong kong movies and drama anymore.. they jus lost it

[@michaelhong8916]

1:27 聽歌 = =

[@leelanna5555]

Michael Hong 果個係翻譯機= =

[@pumpupjam54]

Sanrda so FUNNY!!! LOL

[@user-vv6nb5jw3r]

haha

[@m4a17878]

華仔好無奈..

[@winwin0808]

Angelababy 公主病，劉嘉玲厭，吳君如on 9

[@YeHenryTian]

普通话谁来翻译一下? 吴君如说刘德华怎么很猛了？是不是说他年纪那么大还能让老婆怀孕？

[@user-cu4yt8tu8k]

對

[@huixu831]

皇家翻译快快现身

[@klong222333]

佢聽緊翻譯呀唔好咁笨啦好冇-_-"

[@Evenni_]

曾現場看好像更矮

[@danielzhao6181]

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