[2012金像獎 精選] 吳君如: 劉德華真係好叻好勁㗎!

1:43 "咁大年紀都可以搞大人哋個肚" XD
第三十一屆 香港電影金像獎頒獎典禮 (2012.4.15) 精選片段:
劉嘉玲和吳君如在頒最佳男主角前的搞笑對話.
[按: 我不會上載頒獎禮全場, 只會選擇性上載部份精選片段. 如有要求, 可以留言給我. TQ!]

[@LUTHIACHOW]

"吳君如癲左呀"😂

[@jessieli4783]

吳君如笑料好正!...😍🙏👍🉐💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danieluhoh]

0:47 吳君如：其實剛才一進來的時候，所有傳媒都問我看好誰，每個人都說你一定選劉德華啦，你們最friend～唉，你以為選特首，劉德華參選特首我就支持他，我們金像獎是很公－平－的－所以呢我說他今年都選到勁敵啦，哈哈。 劉嘉玲：是啊，劉德華這部戲也很大突破，但他今年也滿緊張，因為姜文、葛優、劉青雲都是超班馬來的。 吳君如：但是呢，我還是中意劉德華。大家都知，全行都知道我最迷戀劉德華，常常發夢夢見他，他真的很猛很厲害，年紀這麼大還能把別人肚子搞大……我光是想起這一幕，我就好hot 劉嘉玲：你先別激動…（笑） 曾志偉：那陳可辛都不錯 吳君如：唉別說他，看他沒心沒力，頭髮又愈來愈白，你看劉德華，還是鋼條型 劉嘉玲：吳君如瘋了，因為她跟劉德華拍過戲，她沒有跟劉青雲、姜文、葛優拍戲 吳君如：是啊，我從映三十年，唉呀這些又爆了出來，還沒曾跟劉青雲，姜文大導演拍戲

[@wendychan8653]

Kevin

[@owlhazel7953]

Kevin Y

[@bee-og4wb]

🤣

[@hahaha524]

吴君如和刘德华是好朋友，很喜欢他了

[@cherylchong6227]

笑到肚子痛 XD吴君如太搞笑了

[@Haha14410]

全晚最好笑系君如，冇左佢就好悶

[@1313SUPERBB]

Haha14410 而家應該冇一個藝人可以好似佢咁有幽默感同喜劇細胞

[@dingzhubao4609]

吴君如，果然是神级台词

[@sugarice6755]

我鍾意 吳君如！！

[@kachunchick4046]

君如好欣赏伛，真心話唔驚講，以D先係真心話

[@neilt7290]

刘嘉玲真的好美

[@chocomo7557]

吳君如跟劉青雲沒有拍過戲但她跟劉青雲有拍過劇(85鹿鼎記)

[@jimmywong1988]

好欣赏吴君如好敢讲，连嘉玲都不够她来

[@kannkahann]

劉嘉玲聲音好好聽哦

[@adeline826_TSHvlog]

刘嘉玲好好 照顾所有入围者

[@danieluhoh]

2:37 吳君如：這本厲害啦，是金像獎通勝來的～是啊，誰站哪，怎麼pose，誰就會贏～我們看看… 這個我剛剛發現，蕭敬騰，剛剛拿了（獎）……他想怎樣，這個pose是想怎樣；盧海鵬，也拿了…現在大家猜，誰chok（香港流行語，意即：造作）一點？歷年金像獎左邊輸，右邊贏。前年我輸給惠英紅，她站在右邊，去年你呢也站在右邊，所以你贏了 劉嘉玲：對啊！我真的站右邊啊！那麼這一屆怎麼辦呢 吳君如：大家覺得劉德華贏就拍手…劉青雲贏就拍手… 劉嘉玲：哇不可以這樣啊，人家姜文在，姜文贏就拍手，葛優贏就拍手… 吳君如：葛優連來都不來啊 劉嘉玲：葛優怕坐飛機（笑） 吳君如：但他們兩張照片有些…有些…不濟。你看他們倆… 劉嘉玲：唉影帝不是比照片，說做戲嘛 吳君如：（他們）超班（很讚）但是現在反抽煙ＸＤＤＤＤＤ

[@1313SUPERBB]

2:55 蕭敬騰聽到好尷尬😅

[@ezencoco]

睇100次都依然笑到翻

[@wulinwater]

嘉玲姐心諗：君如癲左

[@ifacemanzai2]

吳君如幾時都咁攪笑 lol

[@houbingxin]

这个颁奖典礼之后20几天，华仔女儿就出生了，这个时候大家都在为他高兴吧，开开玩笑很有爱呀！

[@azr786]

nah m8! u did a great job translating thanks alot! i dont know the language as im pakistani but the fact is i been obsessed with hong kong action cinema since i was a kid! i know everything about it but i dont understand cantonese unless it has subtitles with it!! the sad fact is through my own lazyness i havent managed to learn the language but i do want to thank u for translating! cheers cheercheermas!!! lol

[@k02255]

1:50劉青雲聽到吳君如讚劉德華好勁個反應好搞笑

[@cytwlm]

2020，永遠懷念香港金像獎

[@gzsunny99]

吳君如的性格好，樂天愛開玩笑不小氣人緣應該很不錯。

[@stephenk7457]

如果我上去發癲就話要嗌保安姐。。吳君如佢發癲就梗係唔同啦。。。😏😏😏

[@poyanlau8974]

4:18 🎉

[@DickyWong99]

陳可辛真係俾君如吹漲…

[@vv99988]

嘉玲 is forever gorgeous

[@josephchungau]

吴君如真是有梗❤❤❤太搞笑了

[@曾子成-q8k]

真的要要好朋友，才可以这样拿来讲笑😜

[@星空喵姐]

君如姐 : 同( 劉嘉玲 )站一起. 妳一點都不遜色. 比平常還要更美啊...... ^^

[@jennlau5309]

HAHAHA Carina tried so hard to help cover the jokes, she's so classy and elegant!

[@Bull0429]

劉嘉玲係咁幫佢兜.....一額汗

[@Lily-ge1hj]

baby好靓

[@grandmasterslash7869]

Classy Carina. So beautiful ❤️

[@alexliu6063]

吳君如很靚啊

[@nhumai462]

I love Wu Junru😘💕💕💕💕

[@user-ts1xf1vn5i]

刘德华的无奈样同埋刘青云的殷殷嘴笑好搞笑 XD

[@MSPosyo1]

超晒班啫但依加反吸煙喎!xDD 笑死!!

[@joetsou1829]

笑死我了，这种玩笑都敢来，😂

[@ziranchen4794]

刘嘉玲情商很高，很会说话

[@1313SUPERBB]

+0姐都頂吳君如唔順😂

[@wjy246]

我冇睇錯原來嗰個真係Angelababy （一開始企係曾志偉隔離嗰個

[@9911138]

吳君如係咁亂講野要劉嘉玲補鑊

[@Gracyi88]

Andy's face turns red when she joking about his sexual ability

[@77853]

劉嘉0唔知仲有冇日本行呢？

[@cheercheermas]

many hk ppl may think that both of them had been awarded such prizes in many overseas film festivals, therefore they should be awarded in their home town's most prominent film fest.....thats "timing" factor

[@slpip]

吳君如HIGH咗!

[@simpsonlau8200]

華仔幾時嬲啫?! 佢同吳君如識左咁多年,成日咁講笑架啦!你班友咪大驚小怪啦!全部都小題大做!!!多Q餘!!

[@蔡思怡-u6z]

simpsonlau8200 ii

[@haochan3977]

simpsonlau820

[@梁燕琼]

​😅.

[@dodo327]

我同好多人都好熟，但我唔會當眾叫春，因為我知道唔係每個人都會理我識左幾多年，亦唔可能一個一個去解釋。唔通我講因為我地識左幾十年，好老友，所以當眾叫春係冇錯，仲一d都唔失禮唔尷尬。

[@zikingqiu2290]

矮油！！！！ 吴君如！ 哈哈哈哈！

[@nuee6498]

是baby耶!

[@mrsiumiu]

劉青雲才實至明歸

[@mika880829]

三姑真係不得了

[@君君-n4o]

居文沛

[@yinggeshan8492]

Nice

[@4everl0v3edward]

安祖拉嬰兒都係度喎 你的樣子如何係邊?

[@minghanchen2853]

笑死

[@azr786]

lol! looks like my friend jerry saint already cleared it up anyway! but what i mean by "nah m8" was that u dont have to apologize for ur translation, u took out ur time to translate for me and i do appreciate it! get it?? btw.. i think jiang wen shouldve won best actor for "let the bullets fly" jiang wen & chow yun fat played off each other so well in every scene! that film was real cool & funny! andy was good in "a simple life" but i didnt really see anything special about his performance.

[@leonwong1217]

吳君如.......................

[@cheercheermas]

what does "nah m8" mean ? Amazing!!! this is my first time to hear that a non chinese (in terms of the ethnicity) love Hong Kong culture!!!!!!!! OOO Cantonese is really a difficult language ,,,, I think it is hard to learn it esp. your are not living in a Cantonese-dominant environment ! haha

[@vanguardc4855]

刘嘉玲都搞唔掂距

[@azr786]

hi gracy what exactly did she say from 1:33 to 2:40 when they all started laughing??? i dont speak cantonese but i am very curious to know what she said! please please reply thanks

[@hibiscusangel7376]

azr786 praising Andy Lau. She said that he impregnated a girl at an old age...just roasting other celebrities

[@yuktingyukting]

哈哈，笑死我

[@adrianochew1140]

wow.. hk got alot of big stars... "Movies stars"

[@pohlianlim3966]

家长和不受屏蔽了一个月后来自我陶醉了一个人的身体

[@lungjoseph6471]

改變人類生活只有科學家。

[@Sam_LK422]

君如 妈妈桑

[@tasmaniawildlife6914]

所以最后是谁？

[@99999veron]

劉德華

[@pohlianlim3966]

家长和不受屏蔽了一个月🈷

[@25833960]

他们俩是好朋友嗎！？

[@jimmyhenry1502]

never had i enjoyed one moment of hk jokes. they are the only one feeling those jokes funny.

[@yi91784]

点解桃姐故事好似照顾哥哥6姐？？

[@pohlianlim3966]

小姐姐很高中疼痛

[@sbzanbna2445]

吳君如有小小過左線

[@cheercheermas]

u are not the only one think that Andy Lau wasnt good enough to be awarded the best Actor in that year, someone even felt sorry for Sean Lau, many of them thought Sean deserved to obtain the best Actor in that year....however, as Deanie Ip has been awarded a lot of prizes from "a simple life" in many international film festivals and both Andy and Deanie had been awarded the best actors and actress in the Taipei Gloden Horse (which held a weeks/months before this ceremony)...TBC

[@jasonwong7106]

主持人angelbaaby？

[@MrAbcaxe]

劉華d fans 幾十年都唔化,嘉玲問支持其他人拎唔拍手都唔洗噓啊

[@mickeysays1]

Andy Lau is a skillful business and marketing guy than he is as an actor.

[@gakukenhi9648]

真懷疑下邊啲大陸台灣藝人識唔識廣東話㗎，都冇乜反應，都幾尷尬。

[@houbingxin]

华仔耳朵红的厉害！哈哈哈

[@klong222333]

2:03 睇得出華仔好唔鋸

[@pohlianlim3966]

家长和不受屏蔽了一个月后面试了解自己去看下

[@kitty1364]

华仔最帅

[@gunr8885]

埋講陳可辛⋯XDDDDD

[@BruceWayne-sn2hf]

你说forgive for poor translation， 佢说 nah mate， 表示不会啦朋友。我也在学广东话，感谢翻译。。。

[@meoicheung9391]

什麼 有呢一個人

[@peter_8632]

Wow! What makes you think like this?

[@慢慢快快]

haha

[@liu547]

登场音乐叫乜名噶？

[@sakurasoh]

No one really watch Hong kong movies and drama anymore.. they jus lost it

[@liwanwan5033]

劉嘉 琳 姐

[@麗芳王-s3d]

沒有川燙

[@huixu831]

皇家翻译快快现身

[@michaelhong8916]

1:27 聽歌 = =

[@leelanna5555]

Michael Hong 果個係翻譯機= =

[@Evenni_]

曾現場看好像更矮

[@chuifoongkoe5966]

我type of a problem for us as we are looking for a problem for us as we are looking for a problem for a couple 我俄美衣喜欢of a new job at least one that I can see it again in the UK for you to do so by email at the most popular tourist attractions 是你也没什么时候就俄中最重要思想的时候我的士为您已售我俄我我俄俄总统选举委员会主任to you by my own business with a problem with 俄总统候选人中小西装女汉子都没收到啦我的时候就俄中最重要思想的时候我的士为您已售我俄我我俄俄总统选举委员会主任to you by my own business

[@m4a17878]

華仔好無奈..

[@pumpupjam54]

Sanrda so FUNNY!!! LOL

[@danielzhao6181]

香港有金像台湾有金马，内地有...

[@YeHenryTian]

普通话谁来翻译一下? 吴君如说刘德华怎么很猛了？是不是说他年纪那么大还能让老婆怀孕？

[@沙宅己樓]

對

[@trevis1334]

杨颖穿这么高的鞋和前辈站一起，真是没眼色啊