2020 US MRE Menu 20 Sausage Peppers & Onions Review & 2019 Hashbrowns w Bacon Taste Test Comparison

[@pinupsaint]

“there’s nothing abnormal tasting about this at all” is roughly my standard for enjoyment in 2020

[@antalgergo2699]

Lol

[@chrisgin8417]

Lmfaooo fr

[@Yeti09752]

LOL! 🤣🤣

[@CinnamonSandman]

Nice Ophelia cosplay, thats new

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

also a good standard for dating life ... ;=p

[@iainbagnall4825]

"Sunflower oil; that might go rancid within 3 to 5 years" Harsh criticism indeed from the man who ate hundred year old pemmican.

[@smwillia]

Or beef from cattle slaughtered over a hundred years ago.

[@MrKarma-dp8ud]

Yeah, but at least it wasn’t 100-year-old rancid Pemmican, though

[@bezahltersystemtroll5055]

he could do that because there was no sunflower oil in it

[@hoilst]

"Didn't you once eat a plum pudding from the Boer War?" "Your point being?"

[@victormontes7007]

or that piece of hard tack from the civil war

[@connorclifford5940]

When is the US Gov going to hire Steve as a consultant for new MRE development?

[@joeymarino7907]

True

[@theandrewcummins]

This is a very important question.

[@anonvideo738]

who says he isnt already hired?

[@joeymarino7907]

True but if they did, he could say it, and garner more Reputation = views and subs

[@jozura5569]

anon video lol that would be a amazing🤣

[@christianpowell9387]

one day we're gonna hear him say "That kinda tastes funny" and then a massive thud as he hits the floor

[@mrmoncherz2574]

I think he is immune from that happening, he has eaten so many old things now lol

[@daoyang223]

he did say that a few times. I think he ate a bad raisin once and was like "that one tasted off" no thud though, fortunately.

[@kvasir121]

I think he said he had E coli once. Wouldn't be surprised if he's had botulism either.

[@mbsb1376]

@@kvasir121 He got it from a modern ration ironically enough.

[@faseeghmarcus8763]

@@mrmoncherz2574 He survived a 75 year old oatmeal brick.

[@TheClblflame79]

Who else looks forward to his musical stirring?

[@912klb]

Every time. When it doesnt really happen I'm super disappointed🤣

[@WanderingPaladin]

"Spoon Music" is a rare treat. Agreed.

[@thatPart12]

Yes

[@aaronrichards2842]

i do...i always giggle

[@232nightowl]

🙋‍♀️

[@bbgunassasin7258]

I work overnight security at a hotel and I mostly watch you eat mre's

[@James-wk5mj]

Nice!

[@AcceiusTriarii]

Man, i hope you're munching something because i sure get hungry while watching these videos.

[@AcE-tl7xw]

I can imagine that's such a vibe tho

[@vitoscalleta4431]

That honestly has to be pretty comfy

[@DAorangePEAL]

my man

[@walter2877]

"Let's live dangerously here" - Steve, while adding slightly more peanuts and some cranberries to his MRE trail mix

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Then him casually eating food from 1899

[@tubular7752]

Funny, bc the soldiers who would eat this are arguably living the MOST dangerously

[@anhtaipham7585]

Man u know steve he can't handle too many flavors at once

[@LrulestheworldM8]

There's a reason why they call him the bob ross of mre's

[@suzyrottencrotch5132]

Lucy Holland 😂

[@SoulForty5Music]

I was in the Army in 1998.. Chili and Macaroni will always be my favorite.. esp. with the tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce that came in the accessory pouch.. Nice!

[@Aggrofool]

Mmkay

[@mikebennett6713aceadventures]

What happened to the tobacco?

[@cuban8463]

Just had the chili. Probably the best MRE I've had yet

[@Nunya9876]

@@mikebennett6713aceadventures they removed the tobacco from mres years ago. Some mres still have small bottles of Tabasco.

[@combatkarl965]

@@duffelbagdrag1772 we used to mix the main portions, of 3 or 4 of the 80s MREs and make 5 alarm chili.

[@Geno2733]

This has to be the freshest MRE he's ever eaten. It's only 7 months old.

[@solothelonelyloner]

Nope

[@Bookerio]

hope the freshness won't poison him

[@MrCaptainTea]

solothelonelyloner Yup

[@Brock_Friesenborg]

@ it was a 24 hour pack made by black dog Bob, I want to say 2-4 months in the package before Steve tucked into it.

[@stephenhou5335]

Wee Pinbell I remember that he had one that is send to him by his friend who makes mre and they just made that new menu

[@braddahjerry]

“Flat swamp water flavor” Steve’s coffee critique for 2020 lol

[@Overlord99762]

He's from Florida, if anyone would know it's him

[@moosemaimer]

♫ _If you like grass, if you like dirt, eat Sugar Sod Pops, it can't hurt!_ ♪♪

[@RuralTowner]

We know what he's been stuck with during the lean times of '20.

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

S T R O N G T A N G

[@train_go_boom2065]

What are you doing in my swamp!

[@frenchroast1355]

Breathed a sigh of relief when he finally combined the cranberries, nuts and trail mix.

[@littlejdgameingthemeep7866]

Good God I've been doing it wrong, thank you

[@MSolisLuna]

The seratonin I get from his “Nice” is unmatched

[@adozer6848]

He is such a positive guy! I love hearing him talk. I put him on as I'm doing stuff around the house.

[@zacharyellison4189]

@@adozer6848 lol. I have to be sitting so I can actually watch. I like war stories with mark Felton for working around the house

[@adozer6848]

@@zacharyellison4189 I like Marc Felton also. I fall asleep listening to him sometimes....makes for odd dreams.

[@josephglista561]

For me it's the "Alright, let's get this out onto a tray."

[@zacharyellison4189]

@@adozer6848 indeed they can. A podcast would be another option

[@CalicoJack1]

I want Steve to do my autopsy when I die 😂 "Let's get these organs out onto a tray... Nice!"

[@rmisionero]

Opens your stomach: "Nice hiss!"

[@claverification]

@@rmisionero steve be like: lets see whats inside, maybe we can figure out the last MRE he ate.

[@bkwright87]

@@rmisionero Damnit! You took my comment by an hour! 😆

[@G36Jeff]

Omg. I love you guys

[@G36Jeff]

Red Pill Panda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tailstraw_xD]

I get a pang of nostalgia whenever those MRE crackers come out. My grandpa was in forestry and his sector was supplied by army surplus, he'd get to bring home the MREs that were getting old and would always give me the crackers and peanut butter or cheese

[@newhampguy]

D'awwww

[@Tailstraw_xD]

@Gulf Relay xD I probably did it when I was a kid, just because I was hungry

[@harrisonthecarguy3734]

thats sweet

[@harrisonthecarguy3734]

is he still alive?

[@derekc4919]

You feel nostalgic?👍😎 Try eating them exclusively for 5 months.

[@pauldelgado3794]

When I served, our supply room had an abundance of MREs. Our supply sergeant used to give us boxes or MREs to take home.

[@jduff59]

You had a good guy there - giving them to his fellow grunts. Many would have sold them on the black market.

[@superheriber27]

that sounds great

[@AnimeFan-wd5pq]

@@jduff59 black market, a.k.a Steve’s gang of MRE suppliers.

[@jackharris697]

Dang I hope I get a box full one day.

[@vinegarhusbands]

I hate washing dishes and cooking so tbh I'd be stoked about having extra free MREs

[@captainmagazine8079]

The auto-generated subtitles said “applause” when you emptied the craisins onto the tray.

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

APPLAUD THE RAISINS!

[@Doodledobble]

Bwahahaha, you're right!

[@DravgonPL]

But did you start clapping when it came up?

[@farid_hbp]

KZbin asking you to give applause for those raisins

[@doomislav5791]

BEHOLD OUR CRAISIN OVERLORDS ARRIVAL

[@nateg2821]

I was so relieved when he mixed the cranberries and peanuts with the trail mix.

[@brendon8702]

that was my favourite part

[@mlembrant]

yeah.. it got pretty tense there ..

[@ifwmason4059]

It’s a good day when Steve eats something from the same year

[@peterwaugh9416]

MRE's according to Steve are like red wine. Put them aside for a few years to mature

[@goldlionmax]

The more fresh, the more shits on it lol

[@BushcraftingBogan]

I’m sure his body will reject it.

[@No-Ink]

After hurricane Katrina near the east coast in NC. We were still recovering from it and were supplied with MREs which really helped. My favorite was the cheese potato scallops one. Everything in it was fantastic.

[@AldoSchmedack]

Sounds good

[@Mikey129]

For those who enjoyed Coffee Instant type II... Behold: “Beverage base orange, Type III” !

[@Sammmeow]

It really does taste like tang.

[@cade-o]

@CreedOfHeresy bad no

[@Devanox4]

MRE Menu: Trail Mix, with extra Trail Mix and included Sausage.

[@robertwhite1353]

Steve " This was well thought out"

[@DragonAurora]

Purdy much...

[@joniwaly2293]

Yeah, I was confused as well when I saw the cranberries aren't in the trail mix.

[@Dozer-fy4ek]

“ now let’s get this onto a tray,NICE” Never gets old for me

[@user-tr9nj6ki8u]

Every time I put food on a plate now when I get done I’m like “nice”

[@Mothman777]

I always finger gun my monitor when he says "Nice" I am 100 percent on que each time. I regret nothing.

[@jamesklebenow6885]

“This one is a 1989 US ration” -Steve “I told you to stop calling me that” -his wife

[@spg1026]

T-shirt with that on it.

[@sirron7791]

Literally the best prt of every video

[@bananajoe9951]

Dude, I would have those Hashbrowns with Bacon almost every morning while deployed to "Undisclosed location in REDACTED". I'd mix the gross coffee into the granola cereal, hardly taste it and it was a pick me up. Really brought my mood up. If I got lucky, I had the Sausage Peppers on the road, the trail mix really helped on those long days.

[@wolskt]

Hash brown slapped, can’t believe they got rid of it

[@NN-ix9wf]

Are you a glowie

[@bananajoe9951]

@@NN-ix9wf If you consider military a glowie.

[@NN-ix9wf]

@@bananajoe9951 military and glowies fight for the same thing

[@bananajoe9951]

​@@NN-ix9wf I guess that depends on personal beliefs. I don't agree with the glowies, but that's something a glowie would say right? Since I can't prove either way, no sense in dragging it out.

[@ChuySanchez23]

I hunted the hasbrowns for breakfast daily while in Syria. Sucks they got rid of it.

[@MS.on.YouTube]

I have a wild Syrian hasbrown's 12 point rack on my wall

[@Chi26trojans]

The hasbrowns and maple sausage ones are the only two MRE’s I halfway enjoy having for breakfast. Really sucks they replaced it

[@crazinkcf1840]

@Hammer Go Bonk! Phenomenal, simply incredible.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

The hashbrown has now become an endangered species in the middle east due to human predation. Normally, the Hashbrown in its natural habitat flees towards MRE bags when in danger, however human hunters have taken advantage of this instinct and as of 2020, they have been hunted down to extinction.

[@jchat122010]

Ayeee I’m in Syria rn but I feel you man. Hands down the best MRE especially when you put that cheese spread in the hash browns 🤤

[@deaconandrewkingtheinspira762]

Back when I was in the US Marines 1989. MRE's came with a tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce. Now that was adding flavor to your Field Rations👍🏾

[@ihcman9130]

They should have kept using those little bottles of Tabasco. The hot sauce they have in there now in little packets tastes like turpentine.

[@dougtaylor7724]

I saw 10 of those bottles sold on eBay 5 years ago for like $18. I thought wth? You can have a big bottle for $3.

[@Mob-es9jm]

They should bring that back in my opinion or something similar

[@alanbayman7729]

I had some MRE's from the late 2000's that had Tabasco sauce, though not all of them. I think the enchiladas came with it.

[@bindingofisaacchannel3054]

Doug Taylor For those who love paying for glass!

[@ghoulsarefree]

Nothing gets me jazzed like seeing Steve pull out a Beverage Base Orange Type III when I just had one of those with lunch.

[@flamingrubys11]

My uncle when we visited him at a airforce base used to share his mres with me, always mystified me as a kid hie the food only needed water to heat up

[@KaiNLinda]

Nice!

[@boblarry5524]

He forgot to drink the other one ;-;

[@siainvestigationsteam2713]

Not only are we going to New Hampshire," .. "we’re going to South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Arizona! And North Dakota! And New Mexico! We’re going to California! And Texas! And New York! And we’re going to South Dakota! And Oregon! And Washington and Michigan!.. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House. Yaaaaaaaay!!!."

[@familyfinatial1257]

@@KaiNLinda lets get this out onto a tray

[@yung_sirloin]

"sweetened with xylitol, chew enough of em and they'll help get things moving" most polite way to say this gum makes you poop your pants

[@vp21ct]

According to a friend, very necessary when you eat a lot of MREs.

[@locoritto]

nothing worse than being constipated during combat, i imagine lol

[@alejandrojoserodriguezarre45]

@@locoritto I think having diarrhea during combat would be worse.

[@AYVYN]

I need fresh fruit every day or I can’t go. Couldn’t imagine eating nothing but MRE

[@blackout8591]

Nice hiss !

[@robwernet9609]

I've checked out some of the other guys that do this but Steve's reviews are by far the best. His set up, word usage, he explains every little piece and and part of the deal. Has great catch phrases and has a very inviting voice and narration. To think I stumbled across Steve's reviees about 3 years ago just surfing KZbin and going down the rabbit hole one evening. I stayed up till morning watching his vids. Keep up the great work steve. From one Floridian to another, I salute you sir. Oh by the way, if you happen to read this. I found a kinda wacky, weird mre on Amazon prime, it's called zombie survival mre or something. Anyway they're themed lol I ordered one for 20 bucks, it's the stoners pack lol. It comes with 2 standard mre pizzas, 2 packs of skittle, 2 packs of starburst both originals. I believe it comes with other standard mre fare. Accessory pack and suck, crackers and jalapeno cheese spread. I like the jalapeno cheese but the bacon one is tremendously good as well. When you mix the two it takes it off the charts man. Soooooo good! Anyways just thought you might like to check those out, as to add some content to your page! Cheers mate.

[@chrismaverick9828]

Those early nights right after you discover Steve and just have to watch one more...

[@Jaytwisty23]

Look at me everyone, I'm a stoner! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@mariamartins367]

Sure but why talk about Steve here ?

[@sIurz]

Iamthedanger dont be like that man

[@breezyn]

@@Jaytwisty23 , yeah... If the only thing you got out of that paragraph was "it's the stoners pack"? I don't know if the 'stoner' is the one who deserves the facepalm.

[@usernamesrlamo]

US Military logic: ‘Sir, we can either add a boat to our fleet of 60 nuclear submarines our we could give all the boys a good MRE.’ *fade out to sonar sounds*

[@memestealer8857]

usernamesrlamo bruh learn how to spell or

[@boygenius538_8]

Memestealer stop being a grammar nazi on the Internet.

[@arcadianwind]

NaziFerret WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE

[@persimmonss]

@@memestealer8857 you know the r and f are right next to each other

[@summercapps5151]

@@Panzerram coo coo

[@joeconrad3828]

I can understand the desire to omit dessert items, but it is a bit cruel to deprive the guys who actually need field rations because the rest of the Army in the rear is getting fat. M&Ms or a pound cake are a morale booster.

[@haroldellis9721]

I used to live for Maple Nut Cake.

[@idahodiy]

Guys in the rear shouldn't even be eating MREs

[@tylergannon7398]

How do they manage to gain weight? Don’t they have to do some intense exercise routines or are they just eating that many M&Ms and pound cakes? I mean Steve is in pretty good shape but I’m not sure how often he’s eating MRE’s lol

[@pxrxy]

@01000110 ! Let's be real here removing m&ms is a dick move or they did it to cut costs. We can't blame their obesity on m&ms when they're eating 1'500 calories per ration at just bootcamp.

[@NPCSN]

01000110 ! Screw that, no warning, three day dump for them too. 😂

[@justinhaase8825]

Steve really needs to interview a food scientist...or an MRE engineer...

[@PedanticNo1]

He could provide such great insights for them. It's one thing to have focus groups and whatnot, but this man has probably tasted everything they currently produce for US MREs, his feedback would be invaluable.

[@joeyweinstock2272]

We had a funny joke of the people that taste tests MREs and are like yea this tastes good

[@combatkarl965]

He should try the shit, we had to eat in the 80s.

[@jackie_boi116]

@@combatkarl965 He did. He ate the four fingers of death from 82.

[@combatkarl965]

@@jackie_boi116 and survived? Now that's a constitution.

[@icrailfanner]

I would like my iPhone more if they’d switch Siri’s voice to Steve’s voice.

[@MionMikan]

Turn right on Hilshire Ave. Nice!

[@windwind3170]

Let's get this App onto a tray. Nice!

[@Doodledobble]

Let's pop onto the freeway...Nice! M'kay, stay on the interstate for 5 miles.

[@TheHonestFoodTeller]

*farts* Siri: Nice hiss!

[@ryanthomas9633]

When you reach your destination: alright, cool. See ya later

[@deathbecomesboleyn6530]

After 5 straight years of watching Steve1989 I still love his videos they never get old please don't ever stop Steve you bring so much joy to our lives

[@tracymoorhead8307]

During his absence I was resorting to watching old videos!! I like Steve’s style!

[@mitchellbrandhagen]

Some of the best ever spoon clinks with both of those Beverage Base Orange Type III s. Music to my ears.

[@chocobofangirl]

Also some pretty cute taps on the top of the coffee

[@MinMaxxx]

These last 2 vids definitely had nice spoon music

[@AnsonArmando]

I love it when he stirs coffee or any beverage. Theres always a lovely tune. 3:08 Love you Steve.

[@cinderellie8]

Yes! Always gives me joys!

[@walkingmelon8019]

Steve’s dinner party checklist: - Mess trays - Mess cups - Robust plastic cutlery - Esbit stoves - FRHs - Only the best retort pouches with gussets - Various beverage bases - Cheese spread fondu - Pleasant spoon music playlist

[@joniwaly2293]

This comment is underappreciated

[@noahmosher6381]

Nice

[@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy]

Gordon Ramsay can prob make that into a gourmet dinner

[@walkingmelon8019]

Thanks a lot for the likes everyone!!!

[@Husk2280]

WHERES THE MRE

[@Mugicha808]

That Rambo "All He Wanted Was Something To Eat" shirt destroyed me. 😂

[@mchoffner8497]

I love his shirts, and his shelves

[@mindeloman]

Should get the brian dennehy companion Tshirt that says, "there's a diner about 30 miles up the road."

[@jre-1337]

"Wouldn't have been no trouble if it weren't for that king shit cop!!"

[@g1ng3r_]

Game over, man, game over!

[@theopdiamond8349]

Steve's platoon mate gets set on fire Steve: "that's a nice medium roast with good chunks and a real inviting smell"

[@cryofreeze4077]

This made me laugh so hard. Well done 😂

[@NourIssam1]

LMAOOOOO

[@carternichols845]

“Nice hiss”

[@paintrane1179]

I read that in his voice lol

[@danielmcgillis270]

Lets get that out on a tray. Nice.

[@vosskftw5220]

I’m Chinese and I have had the full range of Chinese milk rations. I thought they were quite good. A specific type that’s pretty similar to mres actually was my only food source for a month some time ago. Now i came to Europe and tried this menu, sausage with onions. It absolutely blew me away. Absolutely night and day compared to what I had before. First thing that I thought of after I had eaten it was “no wonder the Americans are gonna kick our ass if we ever go to war”.

[@granitemonkey]

Steve's a national treasure. We must do whatever we can to protect him.

[@Raskolnikov70]

Except stop him from eating 100-year-old food, of course.

[@Jesusisyhwh]

From who? Himself?

[@teslagasoline5629]

@@Jesusisyhwh the low nutritional high sugar snacks MRE snacks.

[@LoveThisRealWoman]

Don't worry Steve will out live us all.

[@indieWellie]

Chris Michels botulism.

[@spartancam-rs5ru]

Ay hes back, always good to see a new upload from steve

[@Steve1989MRE]

Always good to be back

[@the1ne6ix9ine]

@@Steve1989MRE NICE

[@IanHTX]

@@Steve1989MRE Nice hiss.

[@JohnWicksPencil14]

Steve1989MREInfo nice

[@Barajas.818]

@@Steve1989MRE glade to see you back man🤙

[@Rosalitop]

MRE manufacturer: how much trail mix do you want in menu 20? Military: yes

[@RestrictedHades]

Civilian mre: trail mix Military mre: field mix

[@codycarrigan6287]

That trail mix is good at first, but by the 3rd time you get it in the field you’re trying to trade it for other things lol

[@matchesburn]

Marines: "Still no crayon flavor option..."

[@UpToSpeedOnJaguar]

@@matchesburn and yet they added it AND a package of peanuts to the mix. Honestly don't think it'll last more than a year.

[@jamesthefisherman1060]

It’s interesting how detailed the military is about food, like how they have specific names for each ration and each item inside the ration

[@Schnoz42069]

It’s the military. It has to be detailed.

[@Schnoz42069]

Plus it’s food. People eat these every day. They need that information.

[@AldoSchmedack]

1 Napkin, 2 ea, 4 ply, dry, US made...

[@crunchyeater]

Steve- single handedly rocketing the price of Menu 20's in just 25 minutes.

[@dougtaylor7724]

The SEC is investigating him for price manipulation as he was rumored to be holding over 50,000 of Menu 20. Lol

[@thecanadiankiwibirb4512]

Lol

[@TD04_Trav]

Doug Taylor lol that’s just smart right there

[@ziqqerlad]

The only I thing I've always wanted to point out on how is Steve able to hold the whole tray with one hand without tipping the glasses. It's one of the most anxious thing I've seen

[@thethatone2166]

He's just that powerful

[@ziqqerlad]

@@thethatone2166 He's just using 1% of his power

[@newhampguy]

IKR

[@aboveaveragebayleaf9216]

He was probably a server at one point. People do that every day in restaurants around the world.

[@newhampguy]

​@@aboveaveragebayleaf9216 Oh wow you might just be right, hadn't thought of that!

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

As an italian who's grandma made peppers and onions regularly, I am deeply offended by putting cheese spread in it. On the other hand, as a vet, I totally get it and would probably do it too after a couple weeks in the field.

[@OneTwentyOver80]

I'd venture a guess that your grandmas peppers and onions were in a different universe of quality and taste though! My grandma could barely cook unfortunately.

[@grumpletybooeg3338]

thank you for your service, sir

[@adanzavala4801]

Did you italian soldiers eat MRE on a regular basis? Or field kitchens are more common?

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

@@adanzavala4801 I'm italian American, so I was in the US army

[@ryan_aex]

Been having a rough time recently and then a Steve MRE video comes out...maybe this is the universe saying “I got you” Big love to Steve and the community!

[@sallycorden1095]

Hope things get better for you

[@BR4IN1N4J4R]

We got your back

[@armed_icebear444]

I'm currently in the US Army and while in an FTX last week I had this MRE for the first time. However it now comes with beef jerky trail mix instead. I wasn't a fan of that but the sausage was honestly one of the best MRE I ever had.

[@kriss3d]

I'd love to be able to get that kind of things as a civilian.

[@mm-qq7bb]

@@kriss3d I think you can buy them but they are not cheap

[@Apollo5752353]

​@@mm-qq7bbDefinitely not cheap, spent over 100 on a 12 pack

[@2wfit]

I'm used to watching these videos 5 years after they've been made . . feels wrong being this early!

[@Nightdiver20]

That's ok. He probably feels wrong eating food this fresh.

[@paulwonderley538]

That's funny cos ste used to eat mre five years out of date now he gets them in date weird ok..nice

[@metamorphicorder]

Steves videos keep about as well as the food he reviews tho so theres really no too late to watch one.

[@Raskolnikov70]

5 years old is still fresher than most of the rations he's eating.

[@armandoalcala9093]

Raskolnikov70 😂😂😂

[@iAMiRex27]

I can't believe I reenlisted just for them to get rid of my hasbrowns and bacon

[@MrBdawg9999]

>reenlisting Well that's your first problem lol

[@pannacottafugo7777]

Thank you for your service. My wife is in the marines. And me, as her wife, am too scared to do that shit. Thank you

[@thatsnodildo1974]

That Dodge Charger aint worth it any more now you cant get that good MRE huh?

[@iAMiRex27]

@@thatsnodildo1974 you can clearly see by my profile picture my money went to a shitbox Tacoma, tyvm

[@alinapaiz8369]

@@pannacottafugo7777 yesss w/w

[@GondolaofBenisCity]

I'd rather see the sausage peppers and onions replace the spinach fettuccine of last year, while keeping the hash browns in the 2020 menu line-up. That should've been the ticket. Oh well.

[@joshz4166]

I'm gonna steal all the spinach fettuccine mres and just light them on fire and watch them burn.

[@SHADOW_F_A_X]

Ok Gondola Hashtagtwosixfourfivefiveeight of Benis City

[@mollyparkinsons24]

Fuck the spinach one, my dorm chief got that one one lunch chow, popped it open and it smelled fuckin awful. He didnt even try to eat it and just got stuff from some other guys around us.

[@adamnewbould256]

This is awesome, you are the Bob Ross of MRE's.. I was thinking of buying some for an emergency, now I'm sold. Thanks dude!

[@jacklarkin6282]

I bought some just to not have to go to Walmart, now I'm hooked. Just order a crap ton and all my meals are prepared.

[@steveturner3999]

He just wanted something to eat. It could have been "new or old". He wouldn’t care.

[@Heskey-pn1yc]

Me too but the International Shipping fee for MREs on Ebay are literally expensive due to the current situation. 😐

[@Wandering_Goliath]

All i can think of during the review was "Man i want to watch First Blood again"

[@LaPabst]

Look, just get this S*** onto a try.... NICE!

[@LanceWhipple]

Or even make a billy goat puke

[@DragonAurora]

That's how it was out in the field and in Iraq. We didn't care about calories, fat, vitamins, "nice hiss" etc. it was just something to eat.

[@chriswarden5804]

Said it before, and I will say it again: the man is a poet.

[@jr2904]

"nice"

[@z54964380]

nice hiss

[@kwastimus]

Steve's underrated talent is his music, his shit sounds like the hot new dungeon synth release every music blog is raving about. Drop an album on bandcamp, king

[@puppsmcgee74]

“Hot new dungeon synth” lololol

[@ronaldsoares2587]

Steve’s spoon music!!!!!

[@shadowspectrum]

He's been doing it for years too. If you are into this sort of stuff, look up the first few Mortiis albums, ie everything before The Smell of Rain. Which is a fine album itself, but Mortiis went in a more goth/industrial direction after that. Everything before that is pure ambient dungeon synth music.

[@Sarah_Grant]

YES!!

[@o-k9267]

I was actually thinking Steve is the only one who's doing this quite simple (sound wise) midi synth formula, but then like a year ago I discovered that Dungeon synth exists, and hundreds of people are doing a very similar thing. Still want HIS album tho, love his compositions.

[@escapist83]

When Steve is slightly dissatisfied: Mix it all together and see what happens.

[@mattpace1026]

To be fair, that's how most food has been invented.

[@Danny.Meatball]

How is Steve getting 2020 MREs and I'm overseas eating 2015 MREs...

[@Jaytwisty23]

He matters, you don't 😂

[@NPCSN]

Why are you on KZbin looking up MRE’s when you’re eating MRE’s?... 🤔

[@jonathancook4733]

Hes Steve .. almost like the Chuck Norris of the MRE world ... a legend!

[@bertcochran1770]

How did they big metal tray in that little packet?

[@xinsanedefeatx]

Bert Cochran it didn’t, he downloaded it

[@erikaz1590]

I think this is just Steve showing off his 2020 rations that will make him survive the entire year.

[@donaldparlettjr3295]

The Army Quartermasters need to take note when Steve does a review.

[@tracymoorhead8307]

If they did listen we’d have gussets on our food and drink packs!!

[@chloeklingler]

I don't even remember how I found this channel so I'm now convinced it was fate. This content is everything I didn't realize I needed and I am *here* for it.

[@clayendfield4850]

When shopping for glassware, Steve rates products primarily on their acoustic properties. Steve: "Nice clink."

[@davidhong1934]

Child: Mom, why is there a buff food critic tapping all the glass cups with a tiny plastic spoon? Mom: I'll tell you when you're older, sweetheart.

[@brosephh7130]

Anyone suffering with depression, anxiety or OCD, these videos are so therapeutic. Steve1989 is the only antidepressant you need.

[@amirsoleymani2979]

To me what's comforting is the thought of hard fighting soldiers sitting down for a dinner by a far out base, just settling down after a hard fought battle

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

Side affects may include:sudden contentness or feeling of hunger

[@dethaddr]

I've always said he'd be PERFECT relabeling these as ASMR. He's got the PERFECT male voice for it. Right up there with Fredsvoice and The French Whisperer.

[@adamclifford9183]

@@jungleinsectspikewall4474 true

[@alinapaiz8369]

yoo right here i totally agree

[@elroyjohn701]

This is the greatest use of KZbin I’ve seen to date. Well done sir.

[@Lancelot0311]

I’m in the Marines and my unit still has yet to see this sausage one. I still firmly believe the hash brown one is on the highest tier of MREs and going to be hard to beat. I’ll edit this post in about ten years when I finally get the chance to try it.

[@skinWalkman]

Get used to it bud. I was still finding veggie omelette well into 2019.

[@ryanc8473]

I’ll always be impressed with Steve’s T-shirt game.

[@sistergrimace1567]

RCcola04 good one

[@bobbywhite1411]

Right on

[@MrDirigible]

Dude's always nostalgic but also fresh

[@_hekken]

He NEVER disappoints on his t-shirt game.

[@EfficientTrout]

I like Fear the (Christopher) Walken shirt one

[@Tacobenny]

Legend has it Steve hasn’t taken a poop in over 14 years from the MRE digestion blockage

[@crazinkcf1840]

@___ Joe mama

[@IfbbProRolandcHazard]

Lol, true, was in the field for a week and didn't have to go until we were getting ready to leave.

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

Never had that problem eating atleast one MRE every single day at BCT

[@upstreamtoast3512]

Jozai Cho obama

[@upstreamtoast3512]

Jozai Cho get Obamaed kid

[@jeremyheintz1479]

"I'm divorcing you Steve, your MRE obsession has overtaken your life. I can't take it!" "Nice hiss!"

[@danieln6700]

Lol nice

[@nicholaswhitehead3437]

One of the most underrated comments I've seen 🤣

[@_Toolis]

Nice...

[@_Toolis]

i dont know if he has but he needs some merch with "Nice Hiss" on it

[@sopotiuck]

*Steve stares at canadian goose Goose: hisses Steve: Nice hiss

[@Shinzon23]

*30 minutes later* you can really taste the hatred of anything non goose in this!

[@kaneda956]

and then 3 hrs later pulls the goose out of the oven and proceeds to food review lol

[@BigBrownMemes]

*rabid cat attacks him* Steve- Nice hiss.

[@Zoot_of_Anthrax]

Then he tries to put cat on a tray

[@jlshel42]

Steve meets a kitten: “Nice little hiss.”

[@famvirious]

Alright, now let's get its guts out on a tray. Nice!

[@Jaytwisty23]

Wow such funny 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@chrismaverick9828]

"Sunflower oil.... That might go rancid in three to five years, of not well stored." :Steve saves two: Five years later: "Hm... Wasn't stored the best. Lets try those craisins.... PLAH, Yeah! Ugh! They're bad." :eats the rest: Twenty years later:"Lets try these again....Last time wasn't the greatest. Aw.. Oh yeah....Not right! It's Foul!!! I am NOT eating those.... Well, okay, just one...."

[@danielj1642]

LMAO!!

[@_hekken]

Accreate

[@swanningabout]

@@_hekken What?

[@ecrradio7620]

@@swanningabout Accurate?

[@gagaface26]

@@ecrradio7620 Accreate is standard Ebonics, for you laymen.

[@Mad_Max_RW]

How do snakes flirt? “Nice hiss.”

[@Eveseptir]

Oh shit!

[@marabo22]

😂

[@ericschuster2680]

nice

[@WirableCrown1]

I gonna get you out on a tray uwu

[@Blz_Grvty]

lmao

[@Maxaldojo]

I continue to live vicariously through you, Steve! I like how you start out by tasting the meal elements on their own and then mix them up. I have yet to disagree with your flavor combos. Thanks for all you do!

[@trellabor]

I'd like to think that some MRE companies do listen to Steve's reviews and try to improve where they can, because as someone else said in another video this is many times someone's last meal.

[@michaelmiller609]

We got lucky! I heard "nice hiss" four times! and one "it's a real steamer."

[@dogwalk3]

Michael Miller & on his other video "it's a real juicer!"

[@suzyrottencrotch5132]

😂

[@richyket661]

I just imagine him sneaking into an army base and stuffing MRE's into a bag before running off.

[@fearlessace6029]

He doesn't have to sneak they just let him on at this point

[@jkalash762]

Wait, you mean you didn't know he secretly was solely responsible for getting the raid area 51 fiasco going as a ruse to get in to see what futuristic mre tech they're working on? 😂😂😂

[@Jermster_91]

I wouldn't be surprised if he had his connections to get them.

[@adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259]

“just gotta kill this guard”

[@mangoboy3367]

Lol I don't think that the military would mind if that's all he took😁

[@sleevelessace]

These mres look so good I’d actually eat these for meals over TV dinners or even some regular dinners , idk why but they look really good Steve’s way of presentation

[@dave8386]

The musical stirring and the fact that he doesn’t acknowledge it is one of my favorite things in all of KZbin. It just makes me smile every single time 😁

[@aaronrio4271]

He does acknowledge it

[@cannedbread2807]

He probably does because he cuts it. (edit) i take it back he doesn't cut it.

[@midwestjuan2263]

Every MREs should have Steve recording instructions” bottom.

[@Cookerab]

Steve's voice would increase morale 637 percent and render soldiers in "God mode" for at least 2 hours.

[@NateM154]

...alright, now put this out on a tray. Wasn't that easy. Nice!

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

"First, let's get this on the tray. Nice!."

[@deftrascal1626]

How many channels out there do you get to watch a man be so genuinely moved by hashbrowns and bacon in a pouch?

[@aaronm8636]

Lol, soooo true! This comment cracked me up. Honestly, a great summary of his channel. Thanks for the laugh!

[@TheFatNumpty]

Steve - “this coffee tastes like flat swamp water” Me - “how the hell would he know what that tastes like??” Then I remember it’s highly likely that Steve has in fact drunk flat swamp water at some point.

[@nulltheworm]

What do you want him to say? The swamp had a nice hiss... 😂

[@TheFatNumpty]

@@nulltheworm it probably did to be fair 😂

[@babsbylow6869]

Well, he is a Floridian.

[@dragonladygray1335]

😆

[@umbrvalken]

I love the implication of carbonated swamp water.

[@brucekaren6693]

“Tastes like something you’d get at a gas station.” Steve, you’re awesome.

[@minijimi]

Every time I open a can I think to myself, "nice hiss" when there is a hiss. Love a nice little hiss.

[@so121whatt]

Fuck man.... a nice hiss REALLY gets me going.

[@ukmedicfrcs]

What tins are you opening that would hiss?

[@TheWolfsnack]

except for in canned peaches.....

[@jaehaspels9607]

Me too.

[@minijimi]

@@ukmedicfrcs A can of pop such as a cola drink, a plastic bottle of ginger ale.

[@brendanvehslage2593]

I have eaten these myself, and I can tell you that the vegetarian meals are normally better. Also if you get the lemon poppy seed pound cake that’s a win for you

[@MartinFinn]

Lemon poopy? Hard pass my friend.

[@brendanvehslage2593]

Omg i just realized

[@zigz2091]

Martin Finn lmao

[@moorshound3243]

no you need the meat products to repel the fuzzywuzzys.

[@dungeoneering1974]

I never get tired of "Let's get this out on a tray. Nice!"

[@bradleyb171]

Honestly, for 4 years I cannot finish cooking a meal without sayin "lets get that out on a tray"

[@Wladislav]

Nice.

[@Marauder1981]

MRE 2020: Catastrophes, turmoils & disappointments

[@mtksbctk]

L

[@chefmdecamp]

MRE 2020: Goes from cool niche channel to shit you might really, really need to know for 2021.

[@StrokeMahEgo]

Just like the rest of 2020

[@Trebuchet48]

"Tastes like something you'd get in a gas station." Without a trace of irony, as a positive attribute. Just frickin' awesome.

[@ronamartel1286]

🤣 That cracked me up

[@KrikZ32]

If you aren't enjoying a little gas station food from time to time, you ain't living brother.

[@Murmarine]

@@KrikZ32 Shitty gas station hot dogs are a fucking godsent from time to time.

[@2ecember]

KrikKiller Cheers to that

[@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy]

Idk why but I FUCKING LOVE gas station food

[@BlazePiffington]

Clutch, a better consistent youtube reviewer there is none. I was in search of this MRE since i came upon it recently...now im just gonna go and prep it, just can’t wait 4 more hours til morning

[@mikedaman3618]

Gotta love Steve... such a gentle spirit, One of the best, natural treasures of youtube! I appreciate everything you do for us, Ive learned so much about history with you, taken us back in your time machine. Thankyou Thankyou! for taking your time, and explaining your experiences with us. Giving honor/memory to all the people out that seen war...Nobody has your humble and unchanging honest style! Your all class bro. Im SURE I speak for almost everyone here!

[@ChrisCoombes]

I hope Steve has someone lined up to keep this going for the next 100 years.

[@ohianaw]

@@ChrisCoombes After all the Mres steve has eaten he has gain a natural immunity. He is immortal.

[@momkatmax]

He sounds like a gourmet reporter on a high-end site commenting on a chef's new effort.

[@travzer0]

“Make sure to get some sausage” Words to live by.

[@milesbailor5019]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@evacalles5442]

😂😂

[@gfarrell80]

Other slightly sexual stilted phrasing in this video: "mm... smells like a strong tang." 3:25

[@bronzebeautybrown3949]

💀😂

[@rcreccomendationsforpeople3906]

a healthy dose of large sausage

[@PoliteTeeth]

“Flat swamp water flavor” Steve is definitely from Florida. 🤣🙏🏻

[@BattleAngel-jj9hd]

Or from Carlsbad, New Mexico.

[@fiore910]

@@BattleAngel-jj9hd nope, mate. He's from Florida. We already have Florida Man, we need Steve to compensate.

[@vvvvend3632]

Hes from Lakeland Florida

[@ecastin]

I'm FedEx driver and work long hours and when I come home after a long day, I make something to eat and end my day with one of your videos

[@BLT001]

"That tastes like something you'd get off a food truck." Sure, if by "food truck" you mean a deuce-and-a-half with a bunch of MREs.

[@ghostface1529]

I mean that is a food truck it's a truck that has food on it so a deuce and a half loaded with rations would be a food truck cause it's a truck that has food on it

[@ember4303]

@@ghostface1529 you used way too many words just to say "a truck with food on it is a food truck" lmao

[@adeptusmechanicus1029]

Word

[@LimeEffy]

@@ghostface1529 butter dog, the dog with the butter on in

[@nowthatsjustducky]

@@ghostface1529 If a deuce and a half has to be airdropped from a C-130, do they say that they dropped a deuce? (I am guessing I am far from being the originator of this one. Right?)

[@Alex-be2nb]

Who else loves the glass tap

[@CAPNMAC82]

Given that we haven't issued mess tins in a couple decades, most US MRE have to be eaten from the pouch. Which can limit one's options for mixing & matching, as overflowing the pouch is under recommended. But, the old #20 was good.

[@charlesbaggett6507]

The tinkling spoon gets it for me. I like the consistency of your presentations, there is comfort in repetition.

[@Zeuskazoo]

I love how steve has stayed true to how he's always been

[@jerryskinfloot6208]

There’s just something about this guys voice that makes it somewhat calming in a way

[@lisafan6365]

normal person: "this orange drink is good." steve: "this orange beverage base type 3 is swell"

[@bigrezznation]

I can't be the only that giggled at the "smells like strong tang" statement 🤣🤣🤣

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@Scyber_Official]

@@Steve1989MRE Noice 👍

[@mikescott6647]

🙋🏼‍♂️ my cousin and uncle (his step dad) were giving each other a hard time about tang at a holiday dinner once... I stifled my laughter thru about 15 "tangs"...but when my uncle aggressively said "I prolly had hot tang before you were even born!" myself and my cousin's girlfriend lost it. Then everyone else, including my 80 year old grandma were belly laughing. 😂 Been a long running joke ever since.