2022: Our Year in Advices - Lifeline

[@jayynagar]

I was hoping "An old lady who can't believe it" gonna make it in this video but its ok. Runk City is there and that's all I needed to laugh! 🤣

[@wareagle_4629]

Thank y’all for helping me get through this year

[@raxnn]

It blows me away this man has a help line podcast.

[@apskate]

and that Matt actually charges money for advice like he's a therapist lmfao meanwhile his bro is therapist

[@jsl6155]

Why?

[@stintza]

The bit about the guy putting a camera on Chris’s head because he thought he was a tripod is legendary. “Guys try to put cameras on my head all the time” 😂

[@milesdorst7120]

Love this podcast and these pimpin' pimpin' moments, however you missed the best one, which was "an old lady that can't believe it" 😂😂😂 kills me every time

[@rheisstephens4882]

which episode was this again?

[@milesdorst7120]

@@rheisstephens4882 Fat (ep. 27) towards the end

[@tashineary1417]

LITERALLY THE BEST ONE WTFFFFFF RIGHT?????

[@heather56207sjz]

Omg I loveddddd this one!!! “Can’t believe it…an old lady that can’t believe it” 😂

[@funnydonor9484]

I’m so happy the closing bit was the rink city lean back one. It’s definitely the hardest I’ve laughed on this already insanely funny show. 👏 Bravo

[@dood949]

I wish they added the German piano teacher that wants to get with his student but doesnt know if she is married because she wears many rings 🤣😂

[@dildoswaggins3724]

@@dood949 I wish he’d stop abusing girls

[@Tealio17]

He’s a hill billy😊

[@Tealio17]

No way he’s a hill billy swimming with a beaver

[@Dirt_Merchant]

So grateful for the both of you and Juan 🔥. Merry Christmas to you guys and the whole family!

[@slimjadeyyy]

Love you both thank you guys for everything. You have genuinely made my life more enjoyable

[@letterfella]

I've always wondered where the music for the intro came from and I coincidentally stumbled across it today! In case anyone is interested, the vocals are sampled from the song "Life Line" by Harry Nilsson!

[@wavves7able]

Thank you for all the entertainment and happy new year guys!

[@Mphilly89]

Best part of my week. Love you both.

[@porakanasa2006]

You both made my weekends the past months, Chris with other podcasting, and I can't wait until the future episodes. Have a great holidays with your families. I am not going to even try to give relevance to anything else. Let Life rip further on.

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

“Have a great holidays.” S’Foreign.

[@porakanasa2006]

@@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother S'true. There are many clues beside that one. Like the name I am using. I'll let you in on a secret. It's not a name, it's a word, actually, to be more precise, it's a combination of 2 words, that together sound like an expression. So.. with all that not-explained, I wish you a great holidays as well. :)

[@AirDwindler402]

@@porakanasa2006 S'self conscious the way you explained being s'foreign. Still S'happy Holidays!!!!🤙🤙

[@porakanasa2006]

@@AirDwindler402 Well tip of my hat to you kind Sir. Even though s'deeper the way you analyzed my elaborative semi-reply, I do wish you S'happy holidays to you as well!!! P.S. I'm not yelling, I'm just so excited for all of us to have Great faking holidays!!! :))) Ah, yes... and to make friends in the comments. Rules of the log cabin.

[@luisaramos8884]

Merry Christmas my fellow 596ers

[@Darick_C]

595 now. Wtf

[@Darick_C]

@@HF1.0 I’ve seen a little

[@Darick_C]

@@HF1.0 he’s still talking to other girls? That’s fvcked if true. Whatever he was doing before was messed up as well though. I’m a fan of Chris too and love him in podcast form. He’s exactly my type of humor. I wonder if he’ll explain or talk about that video. He seems like a changed man and loves his family. He’d be stupid as hell to do anything again

[@dildoswaggins3724]

@@Darick_C He never stopped abusing girls

[@gamerjamson]

Nobody listen to HF. She goes from pod to pod trolling the listeners and making stuff up. I've seen her do the same thing on the Taste Buds podcast. Just another ambiguous man hater pushing their agenda.

[@thatunit995]

Omg my favorite bit this year was when matt adviced this girl to forcibly get a tattoo of her abuser 😂😂

[@MasterOfMagnet2099]

The wicked games bill clinton bit is so good!

[@christianbrewer9987]

I don’t know that lifeline is out because it’s Sunday, I know it’s Sunday because I’m watching lifeline.

[@luckyboltz29]

Oh man just started this. Taking me down memory lane already so excited

[@lydiaspringerforsyth]

That clip from the Runk City episode will always make me cry laughing 😂

[@pepamaster10]

Chris U should start praying bro

[@lisapowell5075]

Chris’s sales voice on the purple case, soooooooo goooood. Love this show!! Matt just makes my day! So Glad you decided to make this podcast. Your episodes on Chris’s KZbin channel are some of my favourites!

[@lesleyd2448]

Merry Christmas ❄️

[@corpsmankind]

After watching the Delia expose the "supercult" channel name seems a bit wierd.

[@ajp1282]

I listen to the D'elia Brother's while Doordashing and the amount of times I've cackled in my car while delivering someone else's food to their houses is astounding. GGs ma babies 🎙️

[@Filthy1213]

How did the “old lady who can’t believe it” bit not make it 😂

[@jordanheimer774]

"The lentil bean.....ooofff...." Made me laugh so hard man...

[@joshpoulin2404]

This show is amazing

[@joshroussel7035]

Where's Tony's Pizza? That shit killed me! Unless I zoned out for a minute.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

The tripod thing gets me every time hahaha I have to use that one day

[@Nuxunumo]

"My bean needed attention." 😎😎

[@Simsimma33]

Thank you Juan🔥🔥🔥 2023 is going to be a rip roarin year🙏🏼❤️🤟🏼🤘🏼🤙🏼#Chris

[@suzieberndt]

I love this show

[@LifeRips-j2c]

Hearing them both die laughing is so funny

[@phantomvania6654]

The Italian Gynaecologist is the besttt 💀

[@djkoenig]

Anyone also notice Matt dressed for the Betterhelp ad in a vulva pink hoodie with a clitoris cap? That's why he sounds slightly pissed?

[@user-e1337]

Solid compilation.

[@kylekooznetsoff]

Damn bros nice way to end the year. Merry christmas to both of you and your family

[@HoonAgain]

Anyone else notice the sub count ticker is now at 595k and not 596k? Hilarious it’s LOWER!! However I believe it will start to go up now and surpass 596k. 596k gang knows wuts up.

[@teiece7890]

@@Sparks00psn There’s a gross hit piece video going around from some butthurt fat guy and everyone’s foaming at the mouth over it with pitchforks in hand

[@dildoswaggins3724]

Or you’re ignoring his predatory behavior

[@teiece7890]

@@dildoswaggins3724 Ignoring you fs

[@C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R]

The doc probably influenced those numbers

[@HoonAgain]

@@YEEYEE-dy8tk doc?

[@kaydenstegman4439]

Pizzzerrr lol kills me every time

[@JEH45]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[@milcarr568]

Grandma who can’t believe it better be here

[@travisporter6678]

That one literally made me die dude!

[@sykesvillain4351]

Matt looks like he gets colder with each new episode

[@anjalisharma6258]

the only compilation that matters

[@TheDeathXross]

We're missing the guy who saved the world... twice!

[@kamen9422]

ITS OUR LIFE

[@JLeo1134]

I want my name to live on 💯

[@capone10thhokage48]

the last bit was it for me

[@VegoHarrisTV]

HALEEEEH LUYAAAAAH

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Really hoping the Xanax airplane story made it on here

[@carloslodoza9931]

Aye Chris when you were doing your “ saw voice”, you actually sounded like Duff man from the simpsons 👍

[@SpacestationWilly]

Runk

[@jayrose1201]

this is so funny

[@MINKLEPROGRESS]

The Fifty Cent shit was facts

[@taylorclark5263]

I'ma need some merch that has the phrase "cold busted" on it. Doesn't matter what it looks like.

[@codycoyote7046]

Pimpin pimpin booya booya aaaand booya

[@unleashyourambition]

The songs in the strip clubs are 100% accurate. 🤣💀🤣

[@dougfreshly]

I needed this so bad right now! Im waking up everyone with my uncontrollable laughing 😂

[@blvnking]

596K GANG

[@Kas1645]

596k to 595k

[@LifeRips-j2c]

I just listened to 50 cent today!

[@Qalb999]

I love this episode!! I've always wanted all my favorite moments in one video lol I LOVE YOU BOTH!

[@devadasn]

Chris needs to be locked up

[@GluedBarstool]

You need to be locked up. Looking at your video favorites: GOTYE and Major Lazer 🤣

[@LucoMcc]

Tooth brush answer is simple. Don’t EVER use me toothbrush yo?!? Full of my bacteria… Deff don’t want 2 bacteria’s 😤 Poor Chris man.. Kristen’s a hassle.

[@jaidynsweirdnessisshowing198]

Yayyy I ended up in there again at the end😂❤️

[@lancertreepuffer]

596k squad

[@Kas1645]

595

[@tadehsoomian]

LLLLLLLLLIIIMIDED EDITION

[@Good_at_clips]

Love this 🤣

[@diannawilliams6923]

So cool when Matt took off his orange hat and turned his head sideways. Handsome profile and great hair!

[@mylifeasmick]

Subs Dropped to 595 lol

[@stevetranchida7610]

The subs went down lmao

[@xDrGibbs]

damn how the f*ck we go down to 595k

[@Brian.L.]

Yo

[@Simsimma33]

Why the the fuuuuuuck are we stuck at 596k?!? C'mon dude

[@Nickscrazylips]

He losing subs as fast as he's gaining them 🤔🤔🤔

[@Darick_C]

565 now

[@jtorres8639]

RUNK!!

[@taylorclark5263]

When did it drop to 595k?? THE FUCK GON' ON Y'ALL

[@callieb6454]

Erasing comments that are less than savory I would assume

[@Rolled2Perfexion]

Peder ass cult stuff goin on and ppl bounced

[@shatteredbloodrunner]

5:49 Snapple commercial

[@EdgarRamirez-so8ec]

The Australian one asking for advice on living in the us but shoulda made it on here lol

[@thatguy9807]

I mean this is the most runk city of all cities!

[@TheRealFumigator]

I liked it

[@kylemcgill2966]

597,000 *The White Whale*

[@hannahrovente1649]

LOVE YOU, CHRIS!!!! 💜

[@tonyg1011]

It always pissed me off that they were translating too as dos

[@sacredsoundcircles5784]

Ya’ll should make a movie together. Grassroots, Supercult Studios Productions. Fuck Hollywood. Y’all could kill it.

[@haden221]

Still at 596k subs 😂 you guys truly are being messed with for sure

[@Kas1645]

595k LOL is it going down ????

[@HYLND]

It actually went DOWN by a thousand now!! Wtf is KZbin doing to the cult?!

[@mkwilson38]

Well, only losing 1k last week is much less than I thought. Thankfully.

[@C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R]

Yep it went down about when the doc came out…. Where there’s fire there’s fire

[@JoshJamesification]

@@C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R is KZbin censoring, or does the doc have anything incriminating? Maybe the algorithm's tryna cancel Chris for his free speech

[@HAZARD_Productions]

How did an old lady who couldn’t believe it not make it in here?

[@gerardovervoorde1129]

595K?!?!

[@annetteify8293]

❤

[@Mistergorehound]

Still stuck at 595k Subs. RUNk!

[@Kas1645]

@@ericc7976what happened ??

[@Rolled2Perfexion]

People started leaving after it was released

[@cannaroe1213]

The "upswing of the Burrito" is some kind of word hernia i hate it, maybe "Spilt Burritos" or "Tight Burritos" but anything that starts with "The" and ends in more than 3 syilliballs is offensive

[@bajolunapod]

Just keep on doing this D'Elias, it's great

[@CH1CKENW1NG91]

You should get a neck tattoo that says 595 like a fucking area code… wait…did it magically go down? I remember it being 596

[@brooksdurham8244]

God I was so freaking happy when this podcast came out 🎉🙌 congrats to you and Matt and all the success you deserve.

[@Sarah-ru2pd]

THA TOODAHS

[@jonruger]

The thumbnail makes Matt’s teeth look Yellow

[@Rizbnz]

Almost at 600k

[@ejlea]

"Obvious life living" eYES dude

[@maxrocks00]

“obvious life-livings of everybody who’s lived life”

[@mikethepsych2084]

Ignore the haters, Chris. Keep flying high.

[@dildoswaggins3724]

Ignore the victims too. Those girls don’t matter

[@MoistPotatoes]

keep it up chris, youll get that cult one day!

[@dildoswaggins3724]

@@JoshJamesification Teenage girls

[@bretthuseby1372]

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[@jonw3462]

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