My new year's resolution is to watch more Bithead1000 videos as soon as they're released no matter how busy I am. Nothing brightens my spirits and gives me a genuine laugh out loud like this show. Happy 2024 Jesse!
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Happy New Year brother!!!
@OMGpandemic Жыл бұрын
Remember when the rants were filmed from the driver's seat of a pickup truck? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@johnp6283 Жыл бұрын
You bring joy to the world with your videos. Thank you from Ireland 🤟
@soteful9949 Жыл бұрын
huh? did you not see the intro?
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Ireland in the house!! Happy new year!!
@profcity3411 Жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry son. I'll go look at coffins before we come back here." That's the line of the year! Absolutely hilarious Bithead.
@MrFoxYodotter Жыл бұрын
the best around!!! you're a legend, a father figure, a friend. THANK YOUUU
@mike_tha8bitplayer_ Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 13 years of awesome! Appreciate all the years of entertainment. The shorts are great too, your content goes really well with the clip style of them. Cheers!
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Cheers!
@gameboy_colorful7078 Жыл бұрын
Proud to say that I’ve been a watching for 12 and a half of your 13 years on KZbin, I was one of your first thousand subscribers. Back in the days of Ryan right now. God bless the bithead 1000 show!
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
We got an O.G.!!! Thanks for being here! Love you brother.
@gameboy_colorful7078 Жыл бұрын
@@BitHead1000 Here’s to another 13 years! I’m ready for the 20th anniversary in 7 years!
@MasterRoshi8974 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching your 13 yr old videos!! When i cant wait for a new episode i go back and watch your pick up episodes or reviews. Great nostalgia for Bithead1000
@elidasilva5558 Жыл бұрын
You are making me piss myself laughing with your stuff, it's amazing 😂😂😂😂
@mattbtv Жыл бұрын
Been coughing for a month now too, carried it right over from last year. Whole family passed around "influenza" like hot potatoes. This is program right here is my medicine. What better way to ring in the New Year than a Bithead1000 cymbal crash back to reality. Glad you're there with us for the ride Jesse. Thanks for all your hard work on the channel.
@bobbus_74 Жыл бұрын
Thirteen years? Wow. Where's that time gone? We're all still here growing miserable together.
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Every year I think it’s impossible to get more miserable…. and then here we are!!! Happy New Year!!!
@bobbus_74 Жыл бұрын
@@BitHead1000 oh, I know I have plenty more levels of misery to go yet! Here's to 2024!!
@genesisfan029 Жыл бұрын
Here’s to Bithead1000 and the pc engine doing it big time in 2024!!! I’m in!
@OMGpandemic Жыл бұрын
I remember when you painted Mother Brain back there, that was like 2013. Holy smokes! One foot in the casket already.
@rickjames9256 Жыл бұрын
Love this show 😎
@OrthodoxReview Жыл бұрын
"Can it, toots! Bithead 1000 is on!"
@BangBang-hk4rg Жыл бұрын
New Bithead video: Immediately hit thumbs up and post a comment. I’M IN!!!!!!
@RetroGamingNook Жыл бұрын
Yes sir, got that damn cough too now. Wife got sick before Christmas… I got sicker. Also, love that you put up that paper towel dispenser!😂
@Sly_cptn Жыл бұрын
Yo! I commented on a video a few years back. You gave me a like lol. I was the security guard at the shithole nightmare apartment complex. Anyway, I moved out of shitty LA! I appreciate your you. Stay well good sir
@johnbutler1778 Жыл бұрын
perfect January episode!
@TheGamerNerd025 Жыл бұрын
ANOTHER BitHead1000 video with PC ENGINE SHOOTERS?!?!?!? IM INNNN!
@oscardelmontay Жыл бұрын
Happy Anniversary Brother 👏🏻 Lucky 13
@ladyrowsdower1661 Жыл бұрын
☺️Thank you, Bithead, for another great episode! You have no idea idea how hard I was rooting for you to make it to that first boss. Horror Story is such a weird but good game.
@mtshark7 Жыл бұрын
Awesome episode Jesse!
@shanetompkins3846 Жыл бұрын
Came for the glass consoles a few days ago. Now I’m down the rabbit hole watching these rants. Love the content. P.S. if you have any interest in doing another glass console PLEASE consider the Xbox 360.
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad you’re here now
@billschlafly4107 Жыл бұрын
We love you Jesse!
@MassPickers Жыл бұрын
Holy crap a new bithead video!!!!!
@jameskirk8542 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see you back
@jacobbaranowski Жыл бұрын
Happy new year Jessie, let's go on for Turbo Grafics 16
@zachary_attackery Жыл бұрын
I just dropped a Tom Carvel in my PANTALOONS!
@jC-kc4si Жыл бұрын
Fudgy the Whale?
@Libraryking90 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the new year man 💙😊
@E-MortalSojourn10 ай бұрын
13 fuckin years! Let's Goooooo! Much luv to you and your journey.
@djklink20009 Жыл бұрын
How time flies been watching since happy console gamer mentioned the turbo graphics mini meltdown video. This year started off for me with a cold but I didn't get one at Xmas so I was happy
@Roxxxxxxxbottttter Жыл бұрын
Same here! Thought to myself "Wow! This is different!" So many great things I've witnessed. Art projects, destruction machines, theme song on boombox, console builds, car restoration. What a show!
@FeralInferno Жыл бұрын
Soldier Blade!! Man that first level music gets me pumped every. single. time.
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t it the best!
@frankszulakiewicz5826 Жыл бұрын
First one here😂 Happy Sunday Jesse, love you man.
@chrisr024 Жыл бұрын
Long awaited !
@michaelmorgan9009 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love being super early, get that 360p definition lol. Good to see you again though Bithead
@stgenerations Жыл бұрын
You’re already in shape. Your body handles carbs like a pro.
@MassPickers Жыл бұрын
Legit the first viewer lets gooooooooo
@JinzoCrash Жыл бұрын
Welcome back, man.
@link-san Жыл бұрын
Found good stuff at the flea markets because of this channel, 13 years ago when that was possible. Now there's shark people in their 20's working there, who obviously are taking anything valuable games or not for themselves, even the Xbox 360 sports games, and leaving only the garbage out.
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how things have changed. Garage sales have gone the way of thrift stores too.
@bneyens Жыл бұрын
11:00 - Omg, lollll
@bjrnen8505 Жыл бұрын
Hello, buddy. I'm a casual viewer. Think there was a random best clips of your channel that grabbed me and I subscribed. I watch the occasional show due to the length if the thing and everyday is different, you know. I really don't mind the length of an episode. It's my show of the week. I like to have a couple of beers or a bottle of wine when watching. Moonshine.... Yeah, I don't remember. 13 years. I have watched the very first video years ago. Yeah. 8 years ago you sat in your car and did a video about 'the Blue girl' and that' was, no is, beautiful. I love the fact that the Blue girl is still present in your studio. Every once in a while you open that cabinet and there she is... The blue girl. I sit and gasp when you open that cabinet. So, 2024... I have no idea. Don't care, really. Hope to get some sun and warmth. Here in Norway we've had -13 degrees Celsius all year. That fucking fahrenheit scale were the gauge shows 28 degrees and you're freezing your balls off. Makes no sense. It's fucking stupid. Anyway, here's to me hoping to watch every video you make this year. Greetings from Norway.
@bjrnen8505 Жыл бұрын
Oh, and Johnny Millennium, the Happy Console Gamer, gave you a shout out.
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
You are the best! Thank you brother.
@chriswilson9331 Жыл бұрын
Happy New Year man! Glad you and your family are feeling better. I hate musicals as well. I was forced to watch The Sound of Music at a young age, which is why God punished me last year when I had Covid. I was fortunate enough to have to wait in the waiting room and watch Anne in its entirety. (kill me now) My grandad served in North Africa in WW2. We were watching a nature show when I was little and he commented that he hated those damn things. I asked him why, and he said they were fighting the Germans and had some wounded. They couldn't get to them because of machine gun fire. He said at night, the Hyenas came and ate them. Looking forward to another year Jesse, happy 13th! Thank you for the entertainment.
@randysmith7094 Жыл бұрын
Hidden road behind Dunkin' Donuts, and you think the cops DON'T know about it? You're losing it man.
@rcpaskus83 Жыл бұрын
Hope you had a good Christmas, yesse.
@B33FY2011 Жыл бұрын
Happy New Year Bithead. I had never heard of Soldier Blade till this video. I'm not sure how big the Turbo Grafx 16 was in the UK, maybe not as big as the US as the reason I've never heard or seen this game till this video. But I have just seen it on retroachievements, so you know I am smashing this game and trying to master the achievement list.
@chriswilson9331 Жыл бұрын
Yessie....its fuckin cold! Here in Texas its 14 degrees with a -7 feels like temp. 🥶
@PhantomFrogBatman Жыл бұрын
Who does the picture picture song? It rocks
@Laserdreamz Жыл бұрын
Took me a few goes to realise Horror story has a double jump, superb game just picked to the Super CD!
@bigboobiessogood Жыл бұрын
How do you double jump?
@Laserdreamz Жыл бұрын
@@bigboobiessogood it works like Revenge of Shinobi, press the jump button again at the top of the first jump.
@bigboobiessogood Жыл бұрын
Thanks, got it now. I wasn't pressing it quick enough.
@chriswilson9331 Жыл бұрын
Soldier Blade is fucking awesome! The music alone is worth the price of admission. Do you still have your Soldier Blade denim Jacket BitHead?
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Yes i do!
@BikerBenny Жыл бұрын
12:23. I have a sweet tooth prob also. Sometimes i stop and buy ice cream at price chopper on the way home from work. Half hour whole Tillamook vanilla bean ice cream 🍦 GONE, 1,800 calories
@PauloRuvalcaba10 ай бұрын
Have you played Soldier Blade on Hard Mode? It's even better! Beating the first level on Hard is like beating the whole game on Normal. It's an absolute blast and you'll feel like a champ when you beat it!
@Ronsilk-pu5hr Жыл бұрын
The PC engine/Turbo Graphics 16 was a 8 bit cpu with a 16 bit graphics card. Unfortunately it couldn't do any parallel scrolling. Still it was a good little system.
@TheRestartPoint Жыл бұрын
I been playing a lot of Psycho Chaser recently, great and overlooked shooter!
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Me too!!! So good!
@mumfnah Жыл бұрын
25:48 and that's when the priest revealed to Barbara the Glory Glory Hallelujah Hole
@AirZonkWorldChamp Жыл бұрын
Soldier Blade and Air Zonk make everything better!
@dauntae24 Жыл бұрын
Now when I read my wife’s text messages I can’t help but hear his impression of his wife. 😂
@badban85 Жыл бұрын
When is Bithead gonna make a glass Lynx? he cant do it.
@DDRHeretiC Жыл бұрын
My mini aussie Loki cuddles me. I would have named him something different, he was 3 when I got him. X wife had to get rid of him due to her young boys. I remember hitting a deadlift pr and then hulk smashing the floor double fisted, which is dumb, I dunno why I do shit that tests my durability. Loki was into it. He became a new dog, reborn in my presence. He still has his nuts as well, so he has optimum testosterone levels. I have ran into traffic, stepped in-between him and the neighbors boxer because Loki thought he could go one on one with it. He's my friend. I have good discernment when it comes to people, but loki has great discernment as well.
@remusracingro3884 Жыл бұрын
My man
@switcheezy Жыл бұрын
9:14 That’s 99% of Hispanic family’s in America .. lmao growing up we never went to the doctor for any sickness or injuries 😭
@Darkbeatdk Жыл бұрын
Cross-referencing female dog owners with shopping receipts for peanut butter could be the *new* Epstein Flight Logs. Thanks for the great video as always and happy new year! 🎉
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!!! Yes!
@MrBacchus18 Жыл бұрын
These carvel stories are painting you like a depraved person 😂
@retrobrahhh Жыл бұрын
Forget the shooters man, stand in your cold shed and do a full playthrough of the new English translation of Far East of Eden.
@jonathanlisowski5618 Жыл бұрын
Rose Marie's 😂😂😂
@griffo83X Жыл бұрын
New year starts april 1st hmm hmm
@NikkMonay Жыл бұрын
Dude, you need to smoke some green. It'll do you some real good 😊
@DDRHeretiC Жыл бұрын
I wake up to the sound of chickens. I don't do late night crazy shit. I admit, every now and then a game will grab me and I push it to 11:30. I used to be the grind until you get 4 hours of sleep before work kinda guy. Thinking about grabbing a steam deck, I am outside a shit ton, nw indiana. I hope it can handle shit conditions. I wanna get some gaming in but have to be outside most of the day many days. Get some Karryn's Prison in while I tend to the animals.
@JustinCardiff Жыл бұрын
“I want to sleep with a dog” clip that for one of your YT shorts! We had a girl in school who was rumoured to have let her dog lick her down there! Don’t know how that rumour started, probably not true!
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
It’s true
@thebackyardairgunner8776 Жыл бұрын
I was late to the party for the turbo and pc engine stuff cause it was never sold out my way. I can't complain tho living in a small town out in the woods. Could have been a hell of a lot worse !!
@jC-kc4si Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you had to go to a bigger town with a Toys R Us or Electronics Boutique to see TG16 regularly stocked. Most stores still had much more Atari 2600 stuff stocked than any TG16.
@dougsweeney5328 Жыл бұрын
You ain’t kidding about the bullshit doctors visits for the kids. The one thing you left out is how they say every fucking time, come back in six days for a follow up visit. AKA pay again and let us bill your insurance one more time. Total con job Jesse
@mikedradio Жыл бұрын
The material you come up with for this show on the fly would probably make you a rich stand-up comic. Just saying.
@BikerBenny Жыл бұрын
Guys I gotta pimple on the rim of mya ss hole........ Hows yer day going
@patriotguy938 Жыл бұрын
Yep here we go and it keeps on rolling
@Alexinytown Жыл бұрын
New Year's is the worst holiday of the year. It's dark and cold (at least in the Midwest), going out anywhere is expensive and a giant pain in the ass, and it's too much of a pondersome time that personally makes me depressed. I'd rather stay home, watch a movie and eat pizza than have to go out into all of that nonsense. I'm glad you made it into the New Year anyway, I'm liking the shorts for a quick fix.
@briandain8432 Жыл бұрын
If I ever had Covid it never affected me much. I don't use a microwave and sweet stuff puts me to sleep. I've rediscovered the joy of the toaster oven for easy Quesadillas.
@shootermcgavin1208 Жыл бұрын
Jesse, I’d love to see an episode where you show off your PC Engine/TG 16 collection along with your other games. Maybe for the Patreons!
@1invag11 ай бұрын
My imagination had foolishly assumed he would start at the reed end. Silly imagination
@gitgood2595 Жыл бұрын
Can we please get the hardest working KZbinr a damn 100K plaque?
@briandain8432 Жыл бұрын
I'll make a handful of Lego Videos barely getting 100 views. Then I'll post a 30 sec vid of Snickerdoodle eating snow an 1.5k by the end of the day.
@schwartsbruder Жыл бұрын
TurboGrafx16 is such a underappreciated console because of the commercial marketing it had that i didn't survive past the SNES or Sega Genesis era, it's sad that a console with the best games out there is never talked about when it comes to nostalgia from the past!
@briandain8432 Жыл бұрын
As my Video Game Elder Brother gotta tell you about a new $30 Bowser with Muscle Car! I'm adding flames, horns, & such. Comes with two bombs to pop out of the trunk. I hate the Giga-Pet Mario, but this not-electronic set is sweet!
@BanditsBest686 Жыл бұрын
short 10:15, with being around spanish people reverse engineering your english
@TheHiddenFortress81 Жыл бұрын
Psycho Chaser rules the wasteland.
@cj8489 Жыл бұрын
Nature is brutal. I’ve seen Komodo dragon videos that are the most brutal. A fawn ripped open from a mother deers belly and ate in front of her while they eat her alive. I can’t unsee it. Ffs.
@soteful9949 Жыл бұрын
"Coming in HOT" and then seeing that depressing rant of an intro. This was supposed to be about a video game.
@johnnypreset Жыл бұрын
Wait until you're 45, you'll understand then.
@QCJSiteB Жыл бұрын
Tell your wife….no. Use reason and explain it. Women are like 99% emotion, so logic kills a lot of their claims. Doesn’t always work, but you’ll win some if you actually fight a battle.
@BitHead1000 Жыл бұрын
So your gonna pound a woman with logic? What do you think every man has been doing since the beginning of time!!! Get off my Show!!!!
@uwr74 Жыл бұрын
Dude, try the caramel Tim Tams... Holy shite.
@racc2 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to smoke pot in 2024. It's legal now in Ohio.
@ronnienoneyabusiness2844 Жыл бұрын
that fucking cough is something else...it aint just you......
@oasisbeyond Жыл бұрын
Yeah, glad Hollydays are over l drank nearly every day not fun.
@LordAntisonic Жыл бұрын
Ill for 2 months... can't be vAIDs... don't even think it is....??>..??
@michaelsansom1469 Жыл бұрын
Make more jokes about fat people yessie
@randysmith7094 Жыл бұрын
God's glorious creations, right? No, God is an evil POS. If the Old Testament proves anything, it's that.
@jonathanlisowski5618 Жыл бұрын
Everyone's getting sick but people refuse to wear masks 😷. Boggles my mind.
@thagerdorn2009 Жыл бұрын
Because masks DON'T prevent any sickness. Everyone was brainwashed by the CDC and the orange man. I wore masks when we were required to, and I still got covid twice along with many others. So yeah, your comment is stupid and pointless.
@chriswilson9331 Жыл бұрын
Surgical masks don't stop viruses. They are for surgeons to keep their saliva out of an open wound while operating.
@CGCoaching Жыл бұрын
Can't stand musicals. They are marketed for simple people. Like Disney.
@PabstOban Жыл бұрын
My nightmare fuel is the thought of something eating me alive. Ants, Birds, Wild Dogs, Piranha... No thanks, I'll bite my tongue off and pray I bleed out.
@chrisr024 Жыл бұрын
That's why you're sick , you're washing your hands too much .