2024 Marble League Unqualified Teams

[@FurryCombatWombat]

I have a brother who watches Marble League with me. (I'm a Speeders fan, he is a CCE fan, so the rivalry is fun). He was not born yet the last time the Kobalts were in.

[@jetfan925]

Damn son

[@naturalharmoniagropius4486]

SPOILER ALERT Both and your bro's team had gone south atm

[@killdozer7792]

@@naturalharmoniagropius4486 Not out yet, though. They're never out yet. ;-)

[@FurryCombatWombat]

@naturalharmoniagropius4486 the speeders need to fire their coach. The CCE just need to be utilizing Blue Eye more

[@KingZydow]

@@naturalharmoniagropius4486Brother CCE is top of the league rn

[@pyos3636]

i was a boy the last time the kobalts made the marble league. i am now an adult woman post multiple years of HRT. in these nine years, the pain hits exactly the same.

[@ice15464]

congrats on the transgenderism. now that im thinking about it, ive also discovered im trans since the last time the kobalts made the marble league. i was also 10, apparently

[@springgguy7625]

next year trust

[@pyos3636]

holy jumpscare

[@springgguy7625]

@@pyos3636 seeing you here was a jumpscare for me too lol. Hope youre doing well

[@No_Sleepee]

Oh god, that Kobalts roast is *everything* I have been waiting for. 3 years' worth of dopamine fired off on all cylinders when I heard you say "I'm not done yet, take back that woosh!"

[@killdozer7792]

Thesaurus: "No, I'm not going to explode over the O'Rangers failing, because I'm an adult, I don't do that sort of thing over balls of glass." Also Thesaurus: (does exactly that with the Kobalts about twelve minutes earlier) Great to see you again, we were all worried.

[@Setra4271]

Is it just me or is this Showdown going to be more stacked than the main tournament? This league never ceases to amaze me with how bassackwards it can be as of the last few years

[@lewatoaofair2522]

19:52 You just spoiled today’s event’s podium, too. Those 3 teams are doing damage!

[@baconlettucepotato69]

even the exact presentation order on the podium was right too... (silver, gold, then bronze)

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

@@lewatoaofair2522 Ay let the new teams COOK

[@lewatoaofair2522]

@ Hey, I’m saying this as someone cheering for the Wolfpack.

[@timothyS_taproductions]

Team Takedown: 0:43 Ka-boom 2:59 Red lightning rods 3:44 Diego 4:40 Oh-woaceanics 5:28 MIDnight Wisps 6:41 Limers Advanced Limering 7:45 TMNTSTTB (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sliding To The Basement) 8:38 Mel-low Yel-low 9:32 Shocking right? 10:27 Rojoll-over my ded body 11:25 A familiar face 12:15 Ryan Reynolds has bought the Minties 13:03 The Balls O-OOOOOO'rangers 16:06 The Purple Challengers 17:02 I'm colorblind who's this again??? 18:24 1927 St. Louis Musicians (totally not a Lackadaisy reference at all)

[@baconlettucepotato69]

Kobalts: "We get it, we're trash. Now move on and forget about us." Dino: *"I'm not done with you just yet."* _*crashes out majestically_

[@OGNoNameNobody]

I Strongly Agree with that 2024 assessment: 4 events was NOT enough to fairly evaluate 28 teams.

[@heckhoundbolt8574]

I think Tangerin took this opportunity to retire. That, or he has had some disputes behind the scenes. He used to be an active member of the O’Rangers and has been stuck at reserve for the last four years as they have declined. He has gotten less and less play time over the last four years. I think he was done. As an O’Ranger’s fan, I cannot blame him.

[@IAmTheEg7]

I was hoping you would make this video sooner rather than later. You never disappoint me with the way you roast everyone! As a Savage Speeders fan, with how things are going so far I'm pretty disappointed, but I believe it is more because the Speeders are just not used to being surrounded by so many new faces, to the point where they don't know how to get their A game together. They're used to beating the teams that they've seen multiple times, not the ones they haven't seen before.

[@davidohaegbulam9988]

I think Speeders need some new recruits. They're not the same as back in 2016😢

[@stevenwilliams3038]

As an Oceanics Fan I enjoyed the Start of the MarbularOne because for a while we always finished above the Speeders. Since the Halfway mark of MarbularOne its been back to regular programming

[@Momoikkai]

i LOVED the part where team momo was on the screen

[@Jboss805]

I never thought I’d see the day where UTree and JMR combined. You’ve earned my attention for certain (Did you have to go so hard on my Oceanics 😂)

[@derekpolischeck9268]

goop timestamps 0:00 intro 0:44 Possum Drinking 200% Copium with a slash of Turn 6 2:04 Gelatin- OH, I'M SORRY 2:59 Gelatinous Plasma Thingies 3:44 Diego ExiSTARS (sorry) 4:40 Aquamaring's Conveyor Belt 5:28 Mid Afternoon Souls 6:41 Discount Ganymede and IO 7:46 The Unplugged Controller 8:38 Non Descript Citrus Soda 9:31 Undergolds Without Thunderstorm 10:27 Volver Al Show Abajo 11:25 The Whities 12:15 Broken Candy Canes 13:03 You like looking at "balls" don't you. 13:24 Tarocco's Dino Plushy Store 15:33 The Phone Call 16:06 The Eggplanets 17:02 Palette Park's Banked Turn 18:24 Sterling's Discharge Request 19:21 Shocking News 20:00 what 20:56 Totally Accurate Streams

[@theKobaltPossum]

200% isnt enough. i need something stronger

[@wifishark8]

O'Rangers being on this video.... feels weird.

[@naturalharmoniagropius4486]

I call this their vacation year rn 😂😂

[@Mitasulfur]

Same with mellow yellow…my favorite team 😢

[@naturalharmoniagropius4486]

To be fair, Minty Maniacs got privilege to play the actual ML 2024.... as a demo team 😅

[@madingthree]

I was in middle school when the Kobalts last appeared in a Marble League. I’m likely gonna get my bachelors in university by the time they finally qualify again

[@Elbeny1987]

I think YOUR GRANDSONS gonna get their bachelors in university by the time they qualify again xD

[@theKobaltPossum]

NOT THE CLOWN WALTZ 😭😭😭😭 pure unadulterated PAIN.

[@No_Sleepee]

Technically speaking, the Hornets roster still has perfect attendance. Qualified in 2020, retired shortly after, and Stinger/Hive joined in 2022 to help the Bumblebees qualify.

[@DamianAlvarez-ti5qk]

The Hornets roster got thrown in the trash years ago

[@No_Sleepee]

@@DamianAlvarez-ti5qk is that why Stinger and Hive are still in the ML?

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

@@No_Sleepee Arguably true, but they were technically already merged with the Bees in 2021. They just weren't part of the actual roster yet.

[@p00rguy9]

TD: Crowns the Racers the best fruit circuit team The raspberry racers: *shits themselves this whole marble league.* We are absolutely not going to qualify next year. Promote Ruzzy expeditiously. Rizzy get off the team. Does Ryzzy exist? If so give him a shot too at this rate.

[@imrpovking845]

Are rass and berry good enough to join? Feel like Razzy and Ruzzy are the only good members with the rest not good enough to stay.

[@frenchfrey65]

Green Ducks look like they're finally going to make an actual podium in point totals, but the team events are now done...

[@randomality77]

Okay, cool. The Mellow Yellow bit wasn't as bad as I was expecting! (I'm the one who made the meme on Reddit about you roasting them lmao)

[@artowardseternityy__]

i wanted to cry at 4:40

[@Samurillam]

15:12 I'm fucking dying

[@10tails]

And that the o'rangers are out and the CCEs are down in the ladder is just...mwah...chef's kiss, this soup is unspoiled by JML nepotism. This has been one of the most entertaining leagues so far as a result.

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

And the Speeders and Razzies being well down there too.

[@mariekuelbs9347]

Me: “Raspberry Racers fan in pain noises”

[@10tails]

@mariekuelbs9347 I know the feeling. I keep the Racers as a pocket fav. My main team is the Wolfpack tho, so right now, eating well. Only balanced out by how badly my third favorite the Hazers are doing.

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

Yeah, those four teams you picked for the bottom four in the showdown I can see happening tbh. Primary are Primary, the Pinkies with the 4th place curse that got the Wisps bottom 4 in the showdown and the Hazers relegated, the Turtle Sliders being the Turtle Sliders, and the Purple Rockets for obvious reasons.

[@imrpovking845]

Mellow Yellow will either win (Dino doesn't say it but actually does) or get relegated. They never do middle.

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

@imrpovking845 Or maybe they can get 12th? They got 11th in something so they can defo get 12th here. EDIT: I just did a random number generator for the showdown and it actually gave them exactly 12th place here...

[@naturalharmoniagropius4486]

I adapt on the fact that the O'rangers didn't qualify for this year's ML. But I lay my support to the ducks, in behalf of the O'rangers.

[@lokiskywalker]

2:04 their coach quit over this, what took them so long I ask

[@Tvdiet]

16:13 I have waited so many years for this moment

[@ITLLBGRAND]

Jungle Jumpers currently sitting warm in silver. This is a weird year.

[@BensMarbleruns]

20:05 after event 10 they´ve actually done really well

[@RatchetSly]

You know, with my usual teams eliminated from the League, I picked three teams to root for this time that I knew little about. Razzies for being a fruit team, Solar Flares for being orange, and Jungle Jumpers as an underdog pick. I am very happy with my picks thus far.

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

3:26 that’s Henry, Thesaurus!!

[@superalex120]

He cool

[@elevenlabsdubs]

Henry and the wall

[@Neonman69420]

Well I wish Kobalts the best of luck In Marbula 1

[@Snowfynch]

This is the time where we need a ML teams that did qualify

[@itsmejackyg7981]

As a Pinkies fan, this was expected. We had such a good run over the last two years, but Winter ML events just don’t sit well with us. I’ve really been enjoying the competition regardless, but I do hope we can sort ourselves out for a good show of things in 2025

[@BoNixForMVP-n9i]

Flares gonna win the league with a radiance mvp season

[@Kouvre]

*Diet O'rangers

[@njackson6807]

Radiance's score sheet is hilarious. A 0 in their first event, followed with 2 Gold medals 💀

[@troyjerronbautista7010]

I hope the streak continues of Radiance cooking

[@troyjerronbautista7010]

Update: They actually did become MVP

[@gfrewqpoiu]

Why do all of the blue and adjacent to blue teams suck so much? Oceanics, Turtle Sliders, Midnight Wisps (blue swirls), Limers (blue swirls), Kobalts, Thunderbolts... All sent to the showdown. Many of them multiple times.

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

Indigo Stars as well.

[@gfrewqpoiu]

@@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420 Yes, they are technically indigo, but close enough.

[@stevenstice6683]

The Rojo Rollers have blue on them as well.

[@superalex120]

3:24 Thomas the tank engine fans rise up!

[@Simbel_82]

The videos just get better. Great job with this one! (As a Shining Swarm [455] and O'Rangers [456] fan... I'm just glad he didn't flame them too much.)

[@matheusfiorelli8829]

19:30 since our league campaign is been frustrating to say the least, this does put a smile on my face :V

[@SupremeB.T.Jacobs]

Midnight Wisps. Been supporting since 2017. This isn't what I remember....

[@TheL1meSt1ck-46]

imagine if Azure sees this video and makes a sabbatical :clueless:

[@VaticalliX]

It's always a good day when Dino uploads a marble video; and this one was one of the best

[@cowscrazy]

I'm so confused. They kept saying there is no showdown. But now there is.... Could someone explain what is going on

[@njackson6807]

Jelle got talked into doing a Showdown this year, they weren't planing in doing one but it made people sad so they're gonna have one

[@cowscrazy]

@@njackson6807 Well good. Why would you skip the showdown. You have built this up for years for people to care about all of these teams. Really need to showcase them all.

[@njackson6807]

Coach Sapphire just stepped down for the Kobalts at least 👍

[@TrickiVicBB71]

Us Oceanics are sinking. But we gonna drag you ORangers and Turtle Sliders with us. (I don't like those two teams and many more)

[@nicholasstraehl9344]

As a long time O'rangers fan everything you said hurt.... because it was the GOD DAMN TRUTH

[@inky_-3789]

FRC marble KZbinr… perfect.

[@Phrax_loop]

The solar flares qualifying for the main tournament (and actually doing good) before the kobalts is so funny to me

[@davidohaegbulam9988]

damn Cobalt's fans catching strays 14:32😂

[@lisalafratta3745]

I want your opinion on the black jacks please

[@richardthefox3412]

The Pinkies are the Cleveland Browns. They get good for a couple years then fall back to earth again.

[@lokiskywalker]

13:37 I still have a bruise on my jaw from when it hit the floor

[@mackycabangon8945]

As a Kobalts fan I knew that you would have talked about them first...

[@lokiskywalker]

12:05 I can't believe they let down Ryan Reynolds like this

[@lokiskywalker]

1:16 THAT'S STILL A THING?! I was watching Jimquisition videos about that like 9 years ago

[@RatchetSly]

Praise God for Them

[@logangreer001]

I'm not sure what to think about this season. On one hand, my Thunderbolts aren't in it. On the other hand, no O'rangers! Yay! I am now a temporary Jungle Jumpers fan.

[@diamondbandit8385]

My favourite thing about these videos is the Speeders hate. Nice to know as a Speeders fan that we're that good 😂

[@EricB256]

It's scary how the shine has come off of the Swarm. Also, Primary really needs help from a marble consultant from the Netherlands now if they want to get anywhere. Or maybe they should be sending out free samples of wallpaint or something.

[@crimson90]

Showdown podium: O'rangers > Indigo Stars > Turtle Sliders

[@43dl3ntil]

The qualifying process was fucked this year. Just rewards teams with little actual skill that get lucky. It happened to the Minty Maniacs in 2020, as painful as it is to admit as a fan of them.

[@stormycat774]

Holt shit you cooked with the roasts in this one, I might need new lungs soon.

[@DG_editsroblox]

Azure is just throwing at this point, I feel like he’s a dead weight on the team and needs to be kicked off

[@johncrandall5782]

As an O’Rangers fan I now know what it feels like to be a Patriots fan

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

I did a randomised Showdown prediction (basically whatever number the random generator gave them was the number I put them to finish so 1 obviously wins and 16 obviously gets dead last): 1st: Limers (um, what) 2nd: Minty Maniacs (makes sense, they actually get to practice these events now) 3rd: Turtle Sliders (suppose that makes sense since they're decent in the showdown these days) 4th: Purple Rockets (somehow the number generator gave them number 4) 5th: Shining Swarm (eh, whatever) 6th: Indigo Stars (can see this happening, they've never done bad in the showdown before) 7th: Midnight Wisps (not really sure what to think about this) 8th: Team Plasma (kinda how I see Plasma doing as well) 9th: Team Primary (I mean... They did get rid of Secondary) 10th: Kobalts (not bottom 4 seems about right with Sapphire now leaving the team, I hope their new coach can actually help them qualify next year) 11th: Thunderbolts (they got rid of Thunderstorm so they should avoid the bottom 4) 12th: Mellow Yellow (considering they got 11th, 13th, 14th, and 15th before this actually ain't a bad shout tbh) 13th: O'rangers (after all the controversial decisions they made after the qualifiers I actually wouldn't be that surprised if they did get bottom 4, especially considering exactly how bad they did in those qualifiers) 14th: Oceanics (even with Siren and Nereid they couldn't qualify so we'll see if they still suck in the ML even with them there, they did do well in M1 and in the sand but I'm still not sure how good they actually are) 15th: Pinkies (I mean the Wisps and Hazers got bottom 4 when they fell to the 4th place curse so it's possible that the Pinkies could as well) 16th: Rojo Rollers (hmm... I wonder how this would age? The Rollers are interesting cases to say the least, whenever I expect them to qualify they don't, but whenever I expect them not to do so they somehow do, I didn't think the Rollers would get last but could the RNG be cooking with this?) So if relegation actually does happen this year, I'm being told that the O'rangers, Oceanics, Pinkies, and Rojo Rollers will be the four teams missing out on the ML2025 qualifiers. (Note that I do not know if relegation is happening or not so if someone knows for sure please let me know, thank you)

[@ThesaurusDinosaurus]

:(

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

@ThesaurusDinosaurus If relegation were to happen and the O's DID get bottom 4... The views...

[@Iamspeed17]

Speaking of Thunderstorm, I have proof that getting rid of him is a good idea after all (don’t let my pfp trick you, I hate the team right now). Ever since the day before the qualifiers, Thunder and Lighting arguably the best two on the team, hadn’t competed in anything, I mean ANYTHING for a year. Bolt scored 3 points last year in M1, yet Thunderstorm threw him in AGAIN next season, leading to an amusing DNF and him only racking up 6 points in Season 5. Shock shouldn’t have competed either. He faced over 70 days of competing in MS100 and nearly got eliminated in numerous rounds. Lastly, the qualifiers; the events Lightning and Thunder competed in got them the most points out of them all. Then you got the other three, performing just about half as well-one even placed dead last in the final event.

[@lokiskywalker]

8:11 I like their logo, team colors and name enough to buy their boxset though, maybe there's something to being the League's most disappointing team after all

[@ChiEsp619]

It's OOOOO'ver I'm orangdone

[@Iamspeed17]

Now vote for the Solar Flares O’r nobody will even care

[@thelightkitsune9475]

As a former speeder fan. (Go ducks) I will say that it is sad that O’rangers aren’t in for the rivalry. Part of me is hoping that the fact these are “winter events” that maybe some teams are better in the cold than the sun and if this trend keeps up then it could be a fresh start seeing bad summer teams own in the winter. Maybe I’m coping but that’s my glass half full take.

[@phoenixc7245]

Traitor lol

[@TheL1meSt1ck-46]

Why do you guys call them the Noceanics? They could be the O-shit-anics as an alternative name

[@cheddarssalad1230]

Being a fan of only the citrus teams I really didn’t know who to root for in the actual league. I settled on the Green Ducks because I’m an Oregonian.

[@DarkNSinth]

Regarding the Kobalts, they're a good Marbula One team, but for some reason they always fall apart when it comes to the Marble League, and you might be on to something when pointing that finger at Azure. The big performer in Marbula One has always been Cerulean, with Royal having some good years but absolutely tanking last year. Azure did awful in their one outing though and could be dragging the team down. Maybe with the change in leadership on the way, something can be done? Maybe? Probably not.

[@markalexander5707]

As a Kobalts fan…yeah…

[@cowycartoons]

I mean did you see the Kobalts’ captain has resigned?!

[@novacentorium4943]

me watching my 3 favorite teams all fail to qualify: (rollers oceanics orangers)

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

Wait til you look at my randomly generated showdown predictions...

[@Eternal_mvw]

As a Galactic fan Id rather them not qualify just so I have an excuse to switch to raspberry racers or bumblebees or speeders…sadly another season of suffering

[@edwardschannelyt]

why no oranger’s

[@larstem2080]

SURVIVOR REFERENCE OML

[@tumbleweed1997]

When?

[@si3gnal]

O' ...VER😂😂😂...MY GAWWWWD 😂😂😂😂

[@ColeSATurner]

You can't be too harsh on many of these teams at this point, especially the Pinkies not qualifying, unless they're teams such as the Kobalts and Turtle Sliders. The league and the format is just inflated and outdated at this point. They need to think about increasing the number of Marble League main show spots and merge more teams together such as the Kobalts. Also, they should auto quality extra teams on a year by year review if the performances of the 4th and 5th place teams or others were equal to the 2nd and 3rd place teams like the Pinkies were in 2023, if they won MVM, if they won a total number of gold medals or total medals despite falling short of the podium, if they won Marbula One, etc. Possibly extend the auto qualification for past winners to 2-3 years as a temporary safe franchise spot as a reward and so they can continue to grow their fan bases.

[@nyah_tan]

I’m still bummed that orangers aren’t in marble league 😭💔

[@CatcatForTheWin]

I am so happy that my team isn’t going to be featured in this video

[@siriuslyawesome]

I hope this talks about Sapphire’s resignation!

[@VaticalliX]

Pretty sure Dino wrote this before the Sapphire resignation

[@captainneuf597]

Seeing the O'rangers here feels odd ... But yeah it was only a matter of time before it happened, and here we here. But I'm an adult too, I do not rely on balls of glass to be happy neither, right ? #Ooooooooo'ver

[@wolfiewrites]

be nice to the oceanics man they fired their coach (XD) but i have hope for them!! favorite team lol

[@crypton7572]

damn i have too watch this tomorrow, excited tho

[@si3gnal]

Pure. GOLD😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sam_Hue]

13:02 What

[@gilber78]

We’ll be back. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@rendjik]

at 3:24 1 his name was henry 2 he was let out in the next episode

[@crimsonknight7011]

Relegate the O’Rangers

[@escape9030]

i think he loves the kobalts

[@si3gnal]

#RaspberryRacers4Life🎉 They R da FRUIT!!!

[@c4ndl326]

midnight wisps 5:28

[@melimsah]

Oh yeah, kobalts exists....

[@AJKecsk]

Guess I have to retire the profile pic.

[@alaeus2310]

To all O’Rangers fans (O’Glazer squad): Womp to the fucking womp guys

[@Trav3l3r69.]

As a fan of the Kobalts and the Wolfpack, I would much rather have the Kobalts in the league than the Wolfpack. Why? The Kobalts are one of the OG 16. The Wolfpack first started in 2022. *sigh*

[@thefunnybinaryman]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....DAMN