2024 Presidential debate (in a nutshell)

[@ldphotofilms]

This actually sums up the whole 2 hour debate better than any news outlet

[@Mike-sp7zv]

Except what was actually said about golf was even funnier than this version.

[@nevillegear830]

Court your prays boys if this what we trusting with our lives than its time to move this ho bout to get drop the big bang 😂.

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

​@@Mike-sp7zvwait, what did they say? You're making me curious, but I'm not going to watch the whole two hour debate for this.

[@Mike-sp7zv]

@@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies just search up the golf clip portion. Biden challenged trump to golf. When he did biden also said he only had a handicap of 6 or something. Trump said he saw his swing and said it was more than that. The funny part was Biden was like, yeah man I lied it's really more like 9. The clip is funnier.

[@dagothur1079]

@@Mike-sp7zv He said he had his handicap reduced from an 8 to a 6.

[@timmyjimmy7413]

"I did not have sex with a porn star." Actual quote from the debate.

[@dudono1744]

Well, he should I guess

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

So was Trump: Let's not act like children Biden: *yelling* Your a child This was during biden trying to start something with the golf argument. Trump was kinda being sarcastic that entire argument Man he really did not feel like being there that day

[@HalberCon]

Wait who said that?

[@toasteroven6761]

Then there's the prequel: "I did NOT have Sexual Relations with that Woman." (quote from January 28, 1998, President Bill Clinton's denial of allegations he had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky [then former white house intern] after a 3 day silence recommended by his lawyers, eventually partial evidence of the ordeal came out, later he admitted to the 'inappropriate relationship' and was impeached). But fortunately for Trump, sequels never live up to the original...

[@timmyjimmy7413]

@@HalberCon Trump after Biden accused him of doing so.

[@midatlanticgamer9737]

Their rant about Golf in the actual debate was hilarious, they were legit throwing shade with so much more passion than with any of the other topics lmao

[@lawrenceduan816]

lmao

[@hi123452008]

Biden: "I have a 6 stroke handicap." Trump: "Your golf game isn't that good." Biden: "Golf?"

[@acekechi]

My 2 favorite parts of the debate were the golf argument and "We beat Medicare" 😂

[@terminawarfrance6104]

Really? I got jbaited it's impossible they talk about golf in the actual debate

[@TheAether666]

They were talking about their fitness and it slipped into golf talk I think.

[@OrlandoAToons2008]

How can i forget when Sakurai designed Biden and Trump for Smash Bros? Truly such a videogame icons.

[@Shadbraw]

“And I’ll make him ORANGE!” “But Sakurai, that’s not even a skin color.” “Trust me, this is…my vision.”

[@jabjab2286]

​@@Shadbraw I can already hear his voice

[@firespider3247]

Does Joe biden has jigglypuffs down B attack?!😂😂😂

[@idkhahahaha]

@@firespider3247Special move: cardiac arrest

[@weirdpuppet326]

Biden blast!

[@Mike-sp7zv]

And with his side B, he wields a golf club.

[@solracstormhunter3023]

That would make him a Waluigi clone 😂

[@bennythemonk]

Sakurai: Who?

[@operez070]

Anyway, what other attacks are you gonna give him?

[@AbsoIuteinfinity]

Down smash is a sleep counter, he goes to sleep and if he’s awakened he doubles your percentage because of inflation.

[@operez070]

@noobking6153 That's just Jigglypuff's Down special, you're just copying random moves!!!

[@BC-CUTZ95]

"And please pray for America" 💀

[@mr.j3rs3y]

We’re so screwed

[@Help-c5x]

Canada's starting to look real nice rn.

[@jacktheripper2408]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

[@DaesDroolMoes]

​@@Help-c5xNah shid bro Applause to nazi is not better

[@RandomizedYoutuber012]

We need it

[@hi123452008]

Biden: "I have a 6 stroke handicap." Trump: "Your golf game isn't that good." Biden: "Golf?"

[@GBA-049]

You saw Memeology didn't you? Heh heh

[@Xtailren]

​@@GBA-049 that's... A quote from the thing... Y'know... You know... Cmon, man.

[@Tokokurio]

I’m not sure who won that debate, but I do know this: America has lost.

[@megabuster3940]

America only wins if it votes Trump Stop it with this both candidates were bad bullshit We have a proven track record of the country doing just fine under Trump Do not let media memory hole this you absolute sheep

[@megabuster3940]

How is it not apparent to you that Trump steamrolled Biden? Why are you this willfully blind? Does the orange man scare you this bad?

[@oathstar18]

This debate was a tie. But the real one it was a no contest. Trumpslide victory.

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

@@oathstar18 Oh ho ho no Trump crushed it. Trump crashed it so much, the liberals are having a mental breakdown

[@richardadamson1438]

Aggreed, we're f**ked

[@master_of_krynn]

"I didnt mention that you could speak" 😭😭😭

[@olivejuicedraws]

the one time Biden actually said something worth noting 💀

[@dougtheghoul2845]

Biden can hardly speak himself

[@shrimpbaby7919]

This is not what i was expecting. I guess this means that Biden and Trump are canon to the Smash Universe.

[@siditty]

Yes.

[@starfox300]

This Biden AI voice speaks better than actual Biden

[@eavyeavy2864]

HES old. Ever heard Churchill?

[@timbim3002]

​@@eavyeavy2864Ok? So is trump. But Biden is a vegetable 🤷🏼

[@thomasschellenberg3962]

I say this as a Democratic supporter, *he actually does*

[@jkgaming0565]

“I got a parking ticket for $300” “Wow, how fast were you going” I’m dead 🤣

[@FearsomeLAG]

The injured pokemon sound 💀

[@captainturbo_LevelHead]

That was Joe's life alert going off

[@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@sokokokoko]

I haven't heard that sound in so long 😭

[@t-pnaminami3808]

Biden is on 1hp

[@Xearrik]

This is basically how it went down🤣 This was surprisingly unbiased. Basically Trump exaggerated a bunch like if something was good it was instead "The best ever in the history of the known universe!!! times infinity! So good! Everybody says how amazing it is. 100% of the people in the universe are agreed that this is the goodest thing ever! Wow, how could I be so amazing at making something so good!" Biden had like two modes. Call Trump a liar constantly and deny everything, even when many times there is actual video evidence of the things Trump said. And mode two was dementia. It was hilarious to watch, but sad at the same time. This is the US... 330+ Million people in the US and this what we get. They actually argued about golf at one point... I can barely afford food sometimes, and they're arguing about golf during a presidential debate. We're doomed.

[@AndrewBrown-yf3hk]

I agree the golf part was off topic. But the topic of golf was Trump's way of saying that he is still very physically capable. So not completely unrelated but I can still see why people are concerned that this is what they were talking about.

[@Xearrik]

@@AndrewBrown-yf3hk Yeah, I understood that it was technically a "I'm healthy" argument, but golf is more a sport of skill than physical strength and stamina. Especially if golf carts and caddies are involved. That's where the comment of carrying your own bag came from. And the argument for sure deviated into their level of skill at golf rather then just them being physically healthy enough to play. It felt like people at an old folks home arguing about their wheel chair racing skills.

[@josiaharaki7310]

​@@AndrewBrown-yf3hk To me, the funny part was when Trump ended up as the the voice of reason after Biden went on a tangent about playing Golf with Trump after the anecdote Trump made about it as an example of his fitness. It reminds me of what I sometimes get like when the Ritalin starts kicking in and my brain is trying to focus, causing me to hyper focus on and try to dissect anecdotal comments made by my professors.

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

@AndrewBrown-yf3hk Yeah, what originally started the conversation was mod sentence. While Trump was saying how unfit biden was as president, he mentioned that biden challenged him in golf and he apparently couldn't hit the ball

[@The_Trident_Master]

The economy was quite strong under trump

[@doug-goat]

As someone who was there to see it live, this is the most real shit I’ve ever seen

[@BATTLEBOTS_BOI]

How is that possible when there was no live audience?

[@Felipe3044]

​@@BATTLEBOTS_BOI Hbo max

[@doug-goat]

@@Felipe3044Actually I saw it live on the pbs news hour

[@leoriedel1182]

@@BATTLEBOTS_BOIsee it live??? It was even in KZbin for Christ sakes

[@doug-goat]

@@leoriedel1182 Again, wgvupbs had it live

[@malevolentsponge]

I AM BEYOND HYPED FOR ECONOMY 2! WHATEVER THAT MEANS!

[@minecrafter3448]

Being developed by sakurai

[@LarryDeskPlant]

America has to choose between two old men, one who only speaks lies, and ones who struggles to speak at all, I feel bad for you guys.

[@BenjaminAlternate]

Except he hasn't lied. Do your research, it sounds as if you are just going off of whatever popular opinion in your country is.

[@LarryDeskPlant]

@@BenjaminAlternate I've seen the debate and he lied pretty much all throughout it.

[@Ace-bg5sq]

@@BenjaminAlternateDo YoUr ReAsEaRcH go on, why not research it yourself and present us your results

[@Zordyn]

@@LarryDeskPlant I think it was closer to a kid going "times infinity!!!! than lies

[@HaywireEye]

@@BenjaminAlternate The “Do your research” crowd always bases their research on unreliable right-wing websites

[@BATTLEBOTS_BOI]

“Please pray for America” THIS SHOULDN’T BE TRUE, BUT IT IS

[@PomadaGaming]

I just saw the actual debate,not that different “whatever he just said is a lie” lol

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

Yeah, I watched it live. That's really all biden did while Trump Jabed at him

[@leoriedel1182]

Yeah but he was lying so..

[@Zordyn]

And the discussion goes something like "Trump is evil at least Biden can speak!!!!1!" "B!d3n 3v!I at least Trump can speak!!!1!" "guys rfk..."

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

@@leoriedel1182 And with what evidence

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

@@Zordyn I prefer that over a dead man like biden who can't even run a country

[@Xxblade17]

WE ARE SO COOKED

[@leaderoftheautobots1985]

One guy is an immigrant-hating felon and the other dude is a malfunctioning old guy.

[@Ethan_Schaub_X1]

0:12 Economy 2 sounds so much like Spin Dash 2, I’m dead 😂 this was such a fun surprise to come across! Keep up with the great humor!

[@BushidoRoad]

This is scarily accurate.

[@Sergiopro2006]

Ur2Slow ✖ Ur2American ✅

[@pronounjow]

That golf segment is totally on point!

[@6900xx]

"Whatever Trump just said is a lie" "You weren't even listening" 💀💀

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

''Don't need to'' would have been a pretty good comeback.

[@hectorhernandezaleman3836]

​@@legrandliseurtri7495In kindergarten maybe.

[@Camisthenics]

Watch presidential debate❌ Watch presidential debate (in a nutshell)✅

[@GamerTimeNinja]

There is just something about staring at Biden's depressed dead stare for like 5 seconds before he wips out a sudden slanted smile.

[@solracstormhunter3023]

We are talking about a senior with an extreme overblown ego and another senior, who's the embodiment of dementia. America's DOOMED and _that_ as allways, will affect the rest of the world. 😬

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

Last I remembered, there were no wars during Trump, lol. Everyone around the world is afraid of him. ...which is why I'm afraid of what's coming beforehand

[@Brandonious15987]

​@Logan_Nyhuis The U.S. was still at war with Afghanistan during Trumps term.

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

@@Brandonious15987 And Biden left them lmao

[@Brandonious15987]

@@Logan_Nyhuis So now you are pro-war?

[@Logan_Nyhuis]

@@Brandonious15987 Please tell me, are you blind? Because I don't see a sentence of myself saying I was

[@jacobs5546]

Truly one of the Debates of all time

[@josiahswanson1]

This is unique to your usual content, I love it!

[@bojanglespills84]

Over 300 million people and these are the two best guys they could come up with to represent the country?

[@Halberds8122]

1:26 This exchange was really funny to me

[@fredrickbambino]

The loser of that debate was America.

[@HeroiDoMarpt]

fr

[@akkorokamui8319]

You know it was a terrible debate when smash channels are covering it.

[@Catzilla64]

At this point, I have more faith in a hamster running the the country than these two

[@KOCChristian]

Hamster run on a wheel daily that’s beyond any measurement for these two old farts

[@granatapacificadue]

"I even got a parking ticket the other day and it was like 300 dollars." "Wow, how fast were you going" "I was parked, dumbаss" funniest bit by far imo

[@МатвейДанатов]

Pls tell me reasons why this is funny

[@granatapacificadue]

@@МатвейДанатов No.

[@granatapacificadue]

@@МатвейДанатов No.

[@BetterKnownThodda]

they really speaking Minecraft enchantment table

[@STONKS_MemeMan]

WTF IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@CyanKnight96]

RAAAAAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@seaslash20]

AMEEERRRRRICCCAAAAAAAA🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲!!!!!

[@deutschermichel5807]

murica?

[@spaghettiwarrior1573]

Murica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@homegrowngamer3411]

It's a non freedom unit... we don't talk about it.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

The next debate should be a golfing match.

[@hectorneros7171]

The part where biden says btw and proceed to silence gets me everytime 😂😂😂 This is exactly how the debate went

[@Gunpauder_Gaming]

That actually happened in the debate lol

[@Itchybol]

AND THE IDEA AND THE IDEA THAT THE IDEA THAT THE FFHFGGH. I meant youre a wheene

[@gameguider321GO]

I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in our own government... And I'm not even that much of a political person 😔

[@gilles4prezudent650]

Imagine if people actually beeped like n64 zelda for a few days before they died.

[@ZaBreaker]

"If was president this would've never happened and thats on gang"😂😂😂

[@Cannoliking]

The entire American government is a senior home, were cooked 😭

[@kitkatgmr]

High Intelligence Arguement

[@fartsmella2]

The golf argumment was the best part of the debate

[@NotAvalible313]

Can't they get another president that isn't these two?

[@nobody7204]

"He's like one McDonald's Sprite away from meeting Kobe Bryant"💀

[@UnhingedStickFigure]

We went from winning wars to Twitter debates

[@hand_seal_Ryo]

Damn, even the aliens were jealous 😂

[@valeriavega5210]

"and please pray for América" seems so real

[@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer]

Bro that persona 5 music in the background I can't ignore it

[@Blu_color2901]

Guys. We’re fucked.

[@mr.j3rs3y]

Why are we voting for two fossils who are barely able to do anything for us and will be up and out of here within a decade give or take? Why the fuck is project 2025 allowed to exist? Why is our system so intentionally broken!? Why is everything on fire!? AAAAAAA 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@potato2769]

"my bond cost like triple what it normally does" the devs for economy 2 are going to fix this glitch

[@williambilliam5001]

Man, Biden wasn't having a Senior Moment-he was having a Senior Adventure.

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

This was actually pretty funny and realistic. 😂😂

[@Zephyr947]

This so accurate also you should do sakurai designing Mr game and watch

[@weewoomasterlol]

nah the news reporter after summed it up perfectly: the old man vs the con man

[@oblo4952]

reality is slowly turning into the trump, biden, and obama playing minecraft youtube poops

[@ArcaneTricks]

Economy 2 would have slapped so hard... that's why we need Trump in office, so he can finish economy and release economy 2 to the public.

[@sketos_d]

Economy 2 💀💀💀💀

[@JoelTheParrot]

i have a bad feeling that this is actually accurate

[@marmalade5341]

I have bad news for you

[@dartanyin]

this was perfect xD

[@ignatiusloyolamulti1186]

I’m not american. But your presidents affect my country’s economy. Istg, we are definitely fucked.

[@BATTLEBOTS_BOI]

What we never knew we wanted, but always needed: A smash bros KZbinr doing politics.

[@Jeremonkey90]

Do a video of Sakurai adding them both to smash! Pleasssseee!!! By the way, this was hilarious.

[@VicCollex]

“What trump just said was a lie” got me dying

[@notaspect721]

It's genuinely sad how accurate this is

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

If this is the choice then I am picking orange man lmao. At least he can lead the country, even if (according to his critics) it would be straight into a brick wall. 😂💀

[@SquidMonke4]

Convicted felon for president. You guys are dum

[@Gryffon]

The Perfect abstract😊

[@speedyrave9999]

You know it's getting tragic if UR2SLOW uploads about the presidential debate

[@thecalamitysanta6927]

"What are you gonna do about childcare?" Trump: We have Poland. We have other things... Actual exchange from the Presidential Debate

[@saikawa2024]

Loving the persona mall music

[@generaltechnomage306]

Mention anyone to Joe and he'd say "Who?"

[@Dontcare-p7l]

Joe mama Sorry

[@X115Megaman]

We are so fucked. Like even more so than we already are

[@supercool1594]

It’s like watching an Oblivion npc’s compilation

[@hioman]

I like how whenever people make fun of both sides they still show a clear better candidate. On the one side you have someone whos least problem is that he's incompetent, and the other side you have someone whos biggest problem is that he has an ego

[@chaoticembrace925]

thing is do u want someone who's confident and gets shit done or someone who lets our enemies walk all over us, choices are there choose wisely

[@drluigi8563]

@@chaoticembrace925can you guys use names please I can’t understand anything

[@Brandonious15987]

For me it came down to what you care about most. For example, if you care about illegal immigration vote Trump. If you care about the environment, vote Biden. I look at that part of the debate since it is based on things they did. Not just debunked claims. On the other hand it sucks that the options will come down to these 2. Trump is a felon, and a second term will probably kill Biden. I wish the democrats focused on more than just TRUMP BAD. Neither of them are fit to lead.

[@diegoxavier9107]

​@@drluigi8563Biden is incompetent and senile-- Trump is an abrasive egoist who doesn't know when to shut up or back down

[@Local_Hitman]

@@drluigi8563trump will get shit done Biden lets our enemies walk all over us. Biden is incompetent trump has an ego. Gotcha covered.

[@b1anket44]

Crazy debate

[@WayneSmith-g8h]

I remember watching the debate and just hearing biden say "And by the way............." And when Trump said the entire Ukraine war was biden's fault 😂 And when they talked about golf😂.Trump just had the world's biggest ego and Biden had no clue what was going on

[@ozelotultra]

"Anything bad is Biden's fault because if I was elected instead of him, everything would be so great that even aliens would be jealous of us" "You are wrong because ... sorry what I was just saying? ... I forgot"

[@WayneSmith-g8h]

@@ozelotultra lol

[@yukotrey9422]

We’re cooked 😭

[@Topinamburenjoyer]

The best summary I've seen yet ❤

[@LordMegatron05]

They locked in as soon as golf came into the game

[@Sebi12345]

America is cooked either way 😂

[@BenjaminAlternate]

Just wait... you'll see it is only cooked one way if you simply recall and study the numbers of what America did and the direct consequences of Trump's policies.

[@MaxWeb2599]

The new Alien vs Predator looks promising. "whoever wins... we loose."

[@Xirradon]

that was actually a genius way to avoid controversy by talking about gaza

[@AhmadReslan-ls1yw]

I didn't know that Nintendo was the one asking the questions😂😂😂

[@abnormallylargemonkey9334]

Guys we could vote for Markiplier to become president

[@averyadkins9600]

I miss when they just played Minecraft together 😢

[@minecrafter3448]

Eh those days are overrated, the new soup Wii days were the best

[@battlechampion]

Imagine if trump was in smash ultimate🤣

[@Ethan_Schaub_X1]

He’d be the best Ganondorf skin alt

[@harmless9336]

Deflection game goes crazy. Projectiles are an instant loss. Lets not even get started on Biden either. Did anyone even think of how broken rest on every move would be?

[@realshaperio]

​@@harmless9336AND a frame 1 counter "Who?"

[@alexina4567]

@@harmless9336jeeze. Tbh, Im not sure if that is good or bad. On one end, it is 63% damage or so or a kill. On the other hand…. He is sleeping..

[@weirdpuppet326]

Honestly would be a banger move set. Imagine he just summons walls or something and earth bends them towards you. And then is final smash would just be a really big wall that moves across the screen.

[@trikooo]

america is cooked lmao

[@Vilgax00]

(With grevious voice)Time to abonden ship.

[@Archangel657]

Now this is amazing 😂

[@sol-ym5he]

I can’t believe we have to choose between tweedle dee and tweedle dum again

[@quagswaggin]

lmao this is so good

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Can We Just Skip This Election And Have 2 New Canidates!

[@Tiquono]

Vote Kennedy!

[@KenanVonKaiser]

@@Tiquono Yeah Honestly LOL!

[@PlaystationFreak719]

Fuck it Coin Flip Vote

[@Tiquono]

Vote Kennedy

[@theunknown8203]

We're SO screwed 😂

[@adelak]

it was so funny when they started arguing about who’s better at golf, what a debate

[@Krafterski]

w video, i agree with this too much!

[@DriverNeku]

They definitely cooked, and caught a couple of arson charges because of it.

[@brantjustilian3791]

Yeah, I do know where golf came from. 😂😂 maybe Biden thought he was the AI version of his self