22 WAYS TO DIE IN ARK II

[@junalmadin9262]

1:02 lol never insult a dodo gang Lesson learned

[@gabrielr-nki8296]

Jun Almadin flashbacks of a war caused by a dodo intensifies

[@عبدالله-ف3ش4ج]

Lolll imagine actually being killed by a dodo 😂😂

[@BLUR20000]

The first time I tried rare flowers a dodo was next to me and killed me lol

[@xsplasmagsu1t153]

Lol

[@twice_9463]

Also pretending to be a wyvern egg

[@captainfartface]

ECH0_ Is_Lazy I’ve tried it once lost my arge 😢

[@twice_9463]

Jet wing Gaming damn was it a good argy

[@captainfartface]

ECH0_ Is_Lazy yea

[@captainfartface]

around level 120. Can’t remember the exact number xD

[@raffibadoyan5346]

Yeaa I died a lot there

[@lucentjad2941]

100 ways to die in ark: Literally everything

[@IdiotSandwich2]

Jad Playz everything is a way to die in ark

[@michaelg8841]

I know because a fucking dodo killed me because some person put it on me like wtf

[@VERGILGASM]

Welcome to Ark, where even chicken wanna kill you.

[@giulf3der957]

But The Most Common One Is: Starting The Game For The First Times (All The World Comes And Attack You: Players, Carnos, Dilos, Rexes, Gigas, Compys, Raptors, Pegos, Everything!!) XD

[@SilvallyJay07]

Giulf3der ! Yes don't forget pirahanas 😥😥😥

[@R1pp3r_Ind0rapt0r]

Troodons

[@ogmechsftw]

*starts game* tutorial: "go kill some dodos" *finds 3 Dilos instead* *instantaneously dies*

[@1kbeforehalloween587]

One of the FIRST time I DIED was because of a ALPHA RAPTOR

[@greenhyper3101]

Dodos

[@hluga6697]

Why isn’t stealing wood from beaver dams on here

[@blambo6516]

They`re easy to kill lol

[@TheDuckyDino]

@@blambo6516 so are raptors

[@kiwi554]

@@blambo6516 Not for a lv 3 newb.

[@aaaab531]

Honey Badger UwU or a lvl 25

[@billclaraweaver2132]

Lol I stole some pearls from the beavers and 15 beavers came after me 😂😂😂😂

[@caitlynn1608]

I've killed myself from jumping in fire so many times

[@NarutoUzumaki-tp2gc]

Lol

[@katarinaklaric1731]

Ya You think You Have It Bad I Killed My dodos cuz i was Thinking... It Can't burn

[@thegamingwolf5176]

Everything that happen In the vid happens to me on a daily basis

[@kayleeeastman8845]

The Gaming Wolf !!! ... even..the dodos???

[@bounceboi6222]

Kaylee Eastman@ Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he in trouble!

[@idoitsme652]

Only daily? God some ppl are lucky

[@vve5174]

Even the fire

[@thegamingwolf5176]

@@kayleeeastman8845 especially them

[@pugsinablanket8182]

9:19 he goes super saiyn

[@CmdPingu]

Good one. You should have added an awkward moment when the torch breaks in the night and You hear the Carno aggro sound

[@thegamingbillygoat6169]

Ya

[@felycss]

and then loud footsteps coming towards you

[@kittykittycrokk]

And then you see an alpha carno attacking you

[@goldenlegendrex]

You guys need to make a horror film because that’s horror and surprising all at the same time

[@CelestialBreeze0325]

Lmfao

[@jaquillis7681]

Who needs that much C4 for wood hut

[@TheAxeManLP]

the axeman does :P

[@rat7464]

Me

[@gypsyalpha1]

EVERYONE

[@amandab4102]

For one thing wood absorbs less damage than the stone during c4 bit ya thats extra

[@Bocchi882]

Bruh you just need one c4 zoned is right this video is just a joke

[@joshrogers7068]

Once upon a time when I was a wee lad. I kept a lvl 56 Dilo on follow while I went out into the night to collect some stones from the beach. I returned a short time later to find that my Dilo had ran onto the campfire and cooked itself to death. #2 on this list brought back memories of this harsh betrayal. I need to rest now.

[@therealbowee]

Josh Rogers may you rest in peace with your Dilophosaur

[@drachenklnd]

Had that happen with a 100+ Ovis... purely leveled in health. Lets say we had some cooked mutton that week

[@liamlastname4172]

Josh Rogers my parasaur did the same thing

[@prosoccer3452]

Ouch.... It happened to me, but with a doedicurus

[@rogertheguy3715]

Can your pets be cooked?

[@alextunstall6912]

6:32 how to get tattoos in ark

[@toddbutler3370]

That little wave to the snake 😂😂 hello snek👋 😂😂 dying

[@kyleellard4756]

wakey wakey STOP LOOKING AT THE SNAKE ASS :)

[@katarinaklaric1731]

IM A SNEKY SNEK

[@Iratus_Chaotic]

*SnEk*

[@Sian-nk9vq]

CRINGE

[@BlueHemlok]

*SNEK*

[@akmask1258]

squidward wants a hug

[@myusername3689]

Animations 300 underrated.

[@typical_septic_beaver9684]

That wasnt squidward...

[@typical_septic_beaver9684]

@@Wyvern_Slayer my comment was a fucking joke. Have you heard of something called being a decent person?

[@pixelplatformer2964]

typical_septic_beaver lol you realised you got wooshed and now your pretending he’s the one that missed the joke

[@typical_septic_beaver9684]

@@pixelplatformer2964 your not making any sense.

[@kbrelax1353]

I'm gonna try spicy curry now xD

[@TheAxeManLP]

its worth it ;)

[@KristofThePaladin]

Does the curry really do that?

[@clevevang5676]

I feel like spicy currie + parachute is a great way to travel

[@jonthegamerplays4833]

But your ganna go. Po po boom

[@dominikszeidel4309]

spicy curry+glider suit

[@ethanwebster2501]

Overestimating your wyverns stamina in a giga fight...

[@jjoreton7165]

Ethan Webster they lack so much stamina

[@screechingrat6555]

This guy be spitting facts.

[@giganotosaurus6480]

That must’ve stung.

[@williamanderson7466]

yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@yorkthirthebear4243]

If getting stepped on by a Spino isn't here imma smack you Axe ❤️

[@TheAxeManLP]

Yörkthir The Bear 😓

[@quacker7900]

1. Get eaten by T-Rex 2.Get eaten by a Giga 3. Get eaten by a Raptor 4. Get eaten by a Dilo 5. Get eaten by a Wolf 6. Get eaten by Dodo 7. Get eaten by a Sabertooth 8. Get eaten by a Carno 9. Get eaten by a Mosasaurus 10. Get eaten by a Araneo

[@chubblesboi1773]

2:23 My Abherration experience in a nutshell

[@hungryshark5396]

1: Motherfuckin dilos

[@l2bymigultop63]

Utharaptor

[@candlestyx8517]

Tame them. If you get a pack of 3 or 4 of them you have excellent early game defense. My favorite small dino.

[@andrewchandler5564]

favorite was number 20

[@alyiawallis3894]

INDOMINUS REX AND GYROSPHEPE. Sorry i love jurassic world

[@axtra9561]

Indoraptor*

[@jurassicqueen4806]

@@axtra9561 What were you correcting him for? The indoraptor wasnt in jurassic world, only the indominus; also, the indominus was the one in the video.

[@tiagoraccoon1706]

Yasss I agree my room has Jurassic world them

[@Mr.Wetherilli]

@@jurassicqueen4806 he's dumb lol

[@rubbabatif9230]

finally u did a part 2 of this i was waiting for this like forever

[@amandagoodman1877]

8:45 *when you try the new Steak Reaper Ranch Fries at Taco Bell*

[@blitzxrr]

8:42

[@mckenziecummings7870]

Omg AxeMan thank you for making a video when I play Ark your so kind!

[@toxiicdog1237]

The strange portal. Amazing hahahaha

[@astroluna4081]

I just died of laughter lmaooo

[@azhureking2453]

Lol “Let’s take a moment To remeber all the axe mans deaths and how It helped us become better ARK players No animals were harmed during the making of this video... But we cannot say the same for axe man”

[@impatrick3445]

Oh shit the dodo gangsters

[@crawlcreeper1252]

Number 1: Lots of ants

[@tompritchard9380]

I remember going to my friends house and playing split screen ark on his xbox, we were messing around in pvp and we saw a large house

[@misfortune1536]

You should have just said everything cuz I ducking madness but its my favorite game

[@okwlofficialkidswiffleleag9076]

1:01 best part

[@threshfromd11]

1:14 that dilo wanted to be dead

[@Lotje250]

omg the curry hahahaha also love 'the swamp'

[@pooljunkie4177]

I dont which is better the strange portal or the spicy curry. Lmao!

[@yukazuto1848]

That was the funniest ark video I've seen so far good job axe

[@polandcanintospace8982]

2:29 just tame a lystrosaurus! :3

[@pillarmen3381]

Me: Saw a Therizino, 1km from my house, doing absolutely nothing and just living. My tamed Trike, Barry, Therizino and Raptor and a LVL 26 me: So, you have chosen death?

[@caytonpruett9785]

I like how he waves at the basilisk

[@hi-gu2te]

Those are very good ways to die in ark good job axeman

[@minties51]

make a part 3! this is incredible!

[@guccinotebook8539]

The dodo gang gets me the most

[@christianschembre5903]

You forgot raiding a beaver dam, attacked by troodons, stolen from by pegos, and outnumbered by compys, getting too comfortable by a therazino or a chalicotherium.

[@kaironguadalupe522]

1:00 birb on man violence

[@flipper7348]

This is like 22 ways to die in Minecraft but way better! Edit: also how do u insult a dodo gang? And how do u do other movements? Great vid! It’s halarious But it is true. At the swamp EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL UUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[@williamanderson7466]

threat emote

[@butterbambus2637]

This is funnier than it should be

[@heathercampbell1540]

The first animal that kills me is a raptor this is what I think about them🤬

[@khamariplayzgamess5789]

The 1st animal to kill me was an giga

[@blitzxrr]

Mine was a carno

[@gargon009]

Mine was a bronto, thinking my stupid self could kill it with my bare hands

[@anthonyhi6517]

Mine is fall damage lol

[@cleavethecantalope4728]

Taking one single egg

[@flufflewarrior]

Welcome to Ark! Were death awaits you at every corner

[@frstfoxaj4357]

5:50.. When you know you messed up..

[@naomispencer1652]

Another way to die is a big dino crushes you with his poop

[@steel9076]

Best vid yet axe

[@khamariplayzgamess5789]

My favorite was the spicy curry XD

[@smiweftrat2939]

666 likes

[@smiweftrat2939]

can i get 666 likes too please?

[@andreasw9522]

@@smiweftrat2939 sorry bro

[@smiweftrat2939]

@@andreasw9522 it's okay

[@jackg1403]

theaxeman: 22 ways to die me: 22 things to avoid doing.. XD

[@willye0527]

Flipped hilariuos

[@gabbi5298]

WE NEED A PART 3!!!

[@jennifervanwinckel1463]

Invading a giganto’s personal space should be on here

[@arcturus1969]

9:28 It looks like he started pissing blood XD

[@prosoccer3452]

At the end of the video it said no animals were harmed but actually the giga killed a lot of dinosaurs so......... I loved it.

[@gigadigigadigoo9748]

Spicy curry looks painfull😂😂

[@mrfinnesefast7762]

Just as good as the last one👍

[@SameCornet]

I love these

[@oldsharkbythesea3962]

3:19 relized you forgot your phone at home

[@gummies3671]

10/10 jam

[@kiwi554]

There is 10000000 WAYS to die.

[@frostforever2353]

8:44 warning: (DO NOT PRESS)

[@mrman6845]

#1: Spawn in

[@jeffj5963]

Next video: 2 ways of how to breath.

[@Dromey8080]

How to die:watch this video

[@anigamer379]

One time I died jumping from my bronto now I run down the tail like Fred Flinstone

[@sourpineapple3688]

The poop one 😂😂😂😂 love ur vids axe keep it up

[@youcancallmekevin3298]

2:40 therizinosaurus claws

[@micowee6714]

Who doesnt love a good koyote joke

[@shadowslash7732]

#19 Don't Drink And Drive

[@lilautd7138]

I have died all of these ways 😂😂😂

[@justprod3049]

4:56 never mess with shrek’s swamp or else

[@imtoolazytomakeaprofilepic2335]

9:19 And Super Saiyan AxeMan was born

[@zulzu3057]

*when axe doesn’t speak in an ark video*

[@pikapanda577]

Axeman, listen there are so many ways to die in this game I found ways I didn’t know existed

[@darrenmassey4492]

To be honest the funniest is the insulting a dodo gang

[@lordofnight9377]

Should do a 22 ways to survive in Ark

[@fishyfrank6279]

How to survive the swamp: be me

[@williamanderson7466]

there is no surviving the swamp in my center ark im a lvl 105 and i go in there with a lvl 26 carno both of us die

[@shalow9158]

1. try to survive 2. Reason with the raptor abouta eat ya 3. Trade a dino to the the raptor for your life to be spared 4. Find a low level tribe trying to kill you 5. Bring them to the raptor 6. Hope they die and lead away the raptor with a creature 7.teabag the people 8.realize there after you 9. Start running 10. Realize they had a bow 11. Conquer the server 12. Wake up from your dream because your playing ark the most happiness you'll get is teabaging your OWN dead body

[@shalow9158]

And no i did not wake up on the wrong side of the bed

[@monkeyl-]

One of them got to be getting killed again and again by the same creature cuz you first tried to get close, haven't seen it or tried to tame it and then the creature is camping your items that you want them back lol, a theri did that once and I got my items but now it's a spino, a pretty fast one too lol

[@AfrosCanBeCool]

Taking a dip in the pink river on number 10. It’s should be Taking a skinny dip in the pink river who takes there haz suit off when taking a big dip in the pink river.

[@AfrosCanBeCool]

And also I’m working on a game like ark and there was a oviraptor running but in this game if oviraptors need to fill up there Belly and there are also omnivores because they will snatch your eggs and eat them including fertilized eggs beware of ovirapotor in arrival.

[@Raijin_1702]

Predators: Oh boy, here I come killing again

[@TheAxeManLP]

DJ Mation rick and morty ??

[@themaskednewfie7745]

Dieing by Dino’s and stamina is legit the number one way people die

[@frosty-c3n]

Lol I love the portal one

[@cindybybee4439]

Lady and gentlemen mmhhhmh COUGH COUGH there are many more ways to die in ark..... I mean thousands and thousands

[@dualhm1513]

Bumping into 3 trodons is my worst nightmare

[@shiwanishukla4446]

*22 ways to die in ark* Me : Aaahhh, its regular.

[@badtiger5467]

lil dodo with dodo gang: dodo gang, dodo gang, dodo gang, dodo gang:)

[@sushireew]

IM so glad that on ark mobile there are No troodons

[@alifares328]

Axe you forgot the hugging a kapro XD

[@coldartic7849]

People are saying the swamp is a really hard place to be but for some reason I had more ease living in the swamp over living in the shore

[@mikehoncho3740]

100 ways to die in the Ark.

[@shadowmcphantom]

Looks like my first 5 min of joining a new server

[@ProfessorP07]

I thought Ark II meant a game😂😂😂