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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 3 жыл бұрын
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@mindgames9614
@mindgames9614 3 жыл бұрын
Your sponsors are trash
@MyCatFooed
@MyCatFooed 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna try to scrape up a bit of scratch to try to help your financial success brother!! You're one of the very funniest people that are out there -- and I mean this shit --- *YOU DESERVE COMIC SUCCESS!!!*
@RachelRaljevich
@RachelRaljevich 3 жыл бұрын
Can I be apart of your new fam Timmy ??? 💞💞💞
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, why are you mad at your aunt for having a fake law office? There's enough Fake Business to go around. Don't be so selfish!
@FBicoolshaman
@FBicoolshaman 3 жыл бұрын
I want a dog that can do that
@thomasminarchickjr.7355
@thomasminarchickjr.7355 3 жыл бұрын
Tim isn’t giving Aunt Kathy the credit she deserves for being a pioneer in fake business.
@slawdogtrillionaire9508
@slawdogtrillionaire9508 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын
Very good point
@chadsusanke6312
@chadsusanke6312 3 жыл бұрын
Aunt Kathy is the key note speaker at my fake business school graduation.
@DigitalCriminalsOnline
@DigitalCriminalsOnline 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@spencerlanners3337
@spencerlanners3337 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 thats such a good/funny point
@cb2667
@cb2667 3 жыл бұрын
Biggest Beefs of All Time 1. Biggie v. Tupac 2. Tim Dillon v. His Aunt
@godsfavoriteblister852
@godsfavoriteblister852 3 жыл бұрын
TimKath 2021
@hurrifanc.3434
@hurrifanc.3434 3 жыл бұрын
That's absurd his aunt can't be either
@Pineridgerida77
@Pineridgerida77 3 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@raisinbigdaddykane9723
@raisinbigdaddykane9723 3 жыл бұрын
This was definitely Tim's version of the Quad Studio shooting. He got Aunt Kathleen shot up in the elevator. Hit her in the testicles. KATHLEEN, WHO SHOT YA?!
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 3 жыл бұрын
the beef is real
@TheArtofGuitar
@TheArtofGuitar 3 жыл бұрын
Probably the best beginning of a podcast of all time!
@Vitalbowhunting
@Vitalbowhunting 3 жыл бұрын
Easily
@jkephart4624
@jkephart4624 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@shaixshai
@shaixshai 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@fadedcharacter8481
@fadedcharacter8481 3 жыл бұрын
Amen!!! I love him!!!!!
@lanceneeley9065
@lanceneeley9065 3 жыл бұрын
Probably most hilarious rant I have ever heard.
@jimmyjazz520
@jimmyjazz520 3 жыл бұрын
I listen to the first half-hour every morning at the brink of dawn for mindfulness meditation.
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@TheMasterTelevision
@TheMasterTelevision 3 жыл бұрын
This was my first podcast and ive listened to this and the "should have kept your mouth shut" episodes almost daily
@bdf2199
@bdf2199 3 жыл бұрын
This, but not joking
@chadcalhoun3710
@chadcalhoun3710 3 жыл бұрын
It's the "break" of dawn you fuk
@jimmyjazz520
@jimmyjazz520 3 жыл бұрын
@@chadcalhoun3710 good point. Won't give you the satisfaction of an edit tho you sleazy grammar gigolo
@ALGOTITMADE
@ALGOTITMADE 3 жыл бұрын
"This isn't even a podcast anymore, I'm talking directly to you" 💀 This is no longer a podcast, this is a voicemail 🤣
@dococtagon8771
@dococtagon8771 3 жыл бұрын
I wish that Tim would just be honest and tell us how he really feels.
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 3 жыл бұрын
☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️
@dcrog69
@dcrog69 3 жыл бұрын
I know. Its not healthy to hold it all in.
@domeswall
@domeswall 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, enough with that make-believe world where everyone and everything is perfect!!
@brandonp8198
@brandonp8198 3 жыл бұрын
“Grandpa’s Legacy” needs to be on merch
@cambodianriverpig7613
@cambodianriverpig7613 3 жыл бұрын
haha! 100% this
@starsareangels
@starsareangels 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tonysoprano6706
@tonysoprano6706 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pnwfavmilf05-12
@pnwfavmilf05-12 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes!
@SnapCrakleD3ath
@SnapCrakleD3ath 3 жыл бұрын
Tim has been waiting for Kathleen to step out of line for years now.
@edbrooke75
@edbrooke75 3 жыл бұрын
"I have a family; Joe Rogan and Candice Owens" I'm dying
@BasedMarysMemoirs
@BasedMarysMemoirs 3 жыл бұрын
"Mother and Father"
@sporeGAnerd
@sporeGAnerd 7 ай бұрын
I read this as he said it
@jordont.tetreault8419
@jordont.tetreault8419 3 жыл бұрын
Hell hath no fury like a slightly inconvenienced gay man
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful 3 жыл бұрын
He's not gay! He just bangin' and dashin' many women behind the scenes. Where is the photo of him having sex with a man? A video? Any evidence? Exactly.
@gloriouscontent3538
@gloriouscontent3538 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomfullywonderful He's a gay virgin.
@PoohhNani
@PoohhNani 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment for sure lmaooo
@NightHawkExpress
@NightHawkExpress 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like fake business runs in the family
@PlastiForge
@PlastiForge 3 жыл бұрын
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
@johnmacy3607
@johnmacy3607 3 жыл бұрын
the family part was so real lmao
@theflowerhead
@theflowerhead 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlastiForge But one knows the difference lol and didn't build a fake set. 😂
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
Lolz was gonna say the same thing.
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
The stupidity of my channel name is nothing compared to the stupidity you will feel if you check out my stupid comedy videos.
@lukeheins123
@lukeheins123 3 жыл бұрын
"I have a family. It's Joe Rogan and Candice Owens. My mother and father!" 🤣🤣🤣
@ianhaseley4354
@ianhaseley4354 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is officially mixed race😂
@palanch89
@palanch89 3 жыл бұрын
I have the same parents
@Ace718215
@Ace718215 3 жыл бұрын
I died came back and died again
@lorenzo1184
@lorenzo1184 3 жыл бұрын
One of the hardest jokes
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
"I wish Mommy and Daddy wouldn't yell at each other when I ask about climate change"
@niziggz
@niziggz 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really enjoying this episode of The Tim Mohammed Stein-Cohen Show
@westxranchin
@westxranchin 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot Epstein
@jamesjackson3925
@jamesjackson3925 3 жыл бұрын
Nizar wins
@mattdrummond3552
@mattdrummond3552 3 жыл бұрын
Myyyyy Nizar
@fromfreddy
@fromfreddy 3 жыл бұрын
hilarious! can’t get enough of Tim.
@listenherefat3340
@listenherefat3340 3 жыл бұрын
Allah Snackbar
@ajaj3196
@ajaj3196 3 жыл бұрын
Next time you see somebody calling Tim's homosexuality into question, send them this video. Only a gay man can go off like this..
@jilliebeanisnotmylover
@jilliebeanisnotmylover 3 жыл бұрын
Great point 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 3 жыл бұрын
PERIODT 💅🏽
@nicolejaurequi8369
@nicolejaurequi8369 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing!
@j-dog7767
@j-dog7767 3 жыл бұрын
First 30 seconds was better than 99% of entire specials. Literally
@publiusvelocitor4668
@publiusvelocitor4668 3 жыл бұрын
This week: Persian jeweler Tim Mohammed Stein-Cohen lectures his Aunt Kathleen about walking in the Light of Christ.
@djyua9157
@djyua9157 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dannysairpids
@dannysairpids 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf 🤣🤣
@ryanbanko8109
@ryanbanko8109 3 жыл бұрын
This has to really happen!!! I'm a slim . Im a jew.. you are the light.. lol you're the absolute best.
@publiusvelocitor4668
@publiusvelocitor4668 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanbanko8109 what has to happen?
@ryanbanko8109
@ryanbanko8109 3 жыл бұрын
@@publiusvelocitor4668 Tim changing his name!! Lol
@benjamincjholmes
@benjamincjholmes 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Tim call out shit family members is extremely inspiring.
@diogeneschicken2968
@diogeneschicken2968 3 жыл бұрын
Tim looks healthier and Ben seems extra happy in this episode. Probably Ben sacrificed those Airbnb lesbians for Tim's birthday .
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
Better than money.
@Artist_Rafael
@Artist_Rafael 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@violentgreen7196
@violentgreen7196 3 жыл бұрын
Airbnb lesbian is an official category of reality now. Tim does important work🙏🏼💯😂
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
He is so right one of those chairs looks like a perch.
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
"Airbnb lesbians" is the more edgy, butch "The Ambiguously Gay Duo".
@teddasaurusrex2158
@teddasaurusrex2158 3 жыл бұрын
My brother told everyone he was going to kill himself so no one would come to my hs graduation open house. They spent the whole day looking for him and found him in a heroine den. Tim you truly channeled every person who has every had to deal with some crazy batshit family member. I and many other will look back to this opening every so often and remember it for the masterpiece it is.
@lesterrodriguez1977
@lesterrodriguez1977 Жыл бұрын
Amen
@josephs5230
@josephs5230 3 жыл бұрын
“I have a family, it’s joe Rogan and Candace Owens. My mother and father.” 🤣🤣
@chazzingtonkensworth2575
@chazzingtonkensworth2575 3 жыл бұрын
As funny as Tim is, he was genuinely respectful about his Grandfather.
@noregi722
@noregi722 3 жыл бұрын
He's a man of principles
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын
@@noregi722 because his grandfather was a good man
@alfonzo9289
@alfonzo9289 3 жыл бұрын
That beginning rant make me never want to get on Tim Dylan's bad side. He's an assassin.
@aleclozano7496
@aleclozano7496 3 жыл бұрын
That big light up sign and you still managed to get “Dillon” wrong lol
@sebp400
@sebp400 3 жыл бұрын
You wrote his name wrong, watch out..
@marysteven6347
@marysteven6347 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a talent.
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
"Tim Dylan" is Bob Dylan's alias when he writes sub-prime mortgage jingles.
@ryanm7615
@ryanm7615 3 жыл бұрын
@@aleclozano7496 a true representation of America in 2021
@masoncarter7333
@masoncarter7333 3 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t sell out, I bought in” -Timothy Rockefeller
@T_D_B_
@T_D_B_ 3 жыл бұрын
"That kid's gonna make a hell of a lawyer, huh?" "Yeah. He takes after his father. He's a son of a bitch." "Well, fuck you, dear."
@MarionsFans
@MarionsFans 3 жыл бұрын
Discovering Tim Dillon is like winning the jackpot when you least expected it! gotta protect him at all costs
@sarahb2004
@sarahb2004 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m in Malibu, ho” I need this on a tshirt NOW
@zoober8158
@zoober8158 3 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@493HZ
@493HZ 7 ай бұрын
This one
@victorhernandez1857
@victorhernandez1857 3 жыл бұрын
Should Cathleen represent the Joshua Tree AirBnB lesbians pro bono against Tim? Yes or Yes?
@kui_maina
@kui_maina 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 the pretend artists.
@jbeardsley323
@jbeardsley323 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@brickandmorty7624
@brickandmorty7624 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Nilbogllat
@Nilbogllat 3 жыл бұрын
That's a netflix series waiting to happen
@privateinc6626
@privateinc6626 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahaahhaahhahaahahah
@danb596
@danb596 3 жыл бұрын
tim dillon has NEVER roasted his family on the show
@Remmy_likescheese
@Remmy_likescheese 3 жыл бұрын
He's so funny I'm dying
@mindgames9614
@mindgames9614 3 жыл бұрын
Lies
@johnwarring2337
@johnwarring2337 3 жыл бұрын
He normally keeps it private
@DISTR4CK
@DISTR4CK 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes?
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
His mom is definitely not fantasizing about scaling the wall on the next Capitol Hill bum-rush.
@wbcapital4386
@wbcapital4386 3 жыл бұрын
"Im trying to get Arab money an Jew money not fucking potato farmer money" what a fucking quote!! Can't wait for the SAUCEEEEE!!
@Mermaidswearhats
@Mermaidswearhats 3 жыл бұрын
He was refrencing his Irish heritage; lots of Irish were potato farmers before the potato famine that drove them out of Ireland and into the US at the turn of the 20th century.
@a.n_9364
@a.n_9364 3 жыл бұрын
Here spud famers do alright
@EclecticWizard6
@EclecticWizard6 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely trying that sauce
@moedelagarza9180
@moedelagarza9180 3 жыл бұрын
I love The Joe Rogan show but this show has become way more entertaining
@jaymoravitz5976
@jaymoravitz5976 3 жыл бұрын
“Is this a brown recluse bite?” “That is a gunshot wound, you were shot” 😂😂
@MrMartena56
@MrMartena56 3 жыл бұрын
The opening crucifixion of his aunt might be a top 5 Tim Dillon moment.
@joe1371
@joe1371 3 жыл бұрын
I am starting to think that Tim's family are just the voices inside his head.
@dogzer
@dogzer 3 жыл бұрын
His family is Joe Rogan and Candace Owen
@modelomacy516
@modelomacy516 3 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@FgtRtd
@FgtRtd 3 жыл бұрын
If I can’t buy a “IM IN MALIBU HOE!” Shirt in one week I’m going to make one myself
@cdavid469
@cdavid469 3 жыл бұрын
Or you could not make it and go into fake business
@jgiancaspro88
@jgiancaspro88 3 жыл бұрын
I had wondered if Tim was really gay, until he said that.
@anthonybenites9777
@anthonybenites9777 3 жыл бұрын
The transition into the betterhelp ad is just *chef’s kiss*
@joe1371
@joe1371 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else coming back to listen to Tim sing Arabs and Jews
@MyChainVVS
@MyChainVVS 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: I'm sorry this episode's a family fight. Me: GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE BLOODLINE
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰
@SusanBaileyAmazingEstate
@SusanBaileyAmazingEstate 3 жыл бұрын
I would listen.
@hobojoe488
@hobojoe488 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote this ad copy for the Fake Business mug needs a raise.
@lineupcomedy
@lineupcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Was it you?
@19Burgandy
@19Burgandy 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously lol
@xocab2868
@xocab2868 3 жыл бұрын
Tim straight violated his aunt 😭😭😭
@dany8822
@dany8822 3 жыл бұрын
Smashed that glass house HARD!
@YourWifesBoyfriend
@YourWifesBoyfriend 3 жыл бұрын
YEAH DAWG STRAIGHT UP HOMIE WENT HAM SHE TRIPPIN YO YO YO DRIP SWAG MELANIN
@dragonds22
@dragonds22 3 жыл бұрын
@@YourWifesBoyfriend Go outside and touch some grass
@TheLoneWanderererr
@TheLoneWanderererr 3 жыл бұрын
The fake lawyer part had me dying
@kassiouskelso9745
@kassiouskelso9745 3 жыл бұрын
@@dragonds22 that was the best way to address that man lol
@OneEyedDrummerTDHE
@OneEyedDrummerTDHE 3 жыл бұрын
Dont burn bridges, Tim dillon “Nuke it”
@JawnSmith
@JawnSmith 3 жыл бұрын
This past year has been the worst, most fucked up and traumatic experiences of my life and I'm in no way exaggerating when I say that discovering Tim and watching his shows had gotten me through it. He's so fucking funny that listening to him can literally restore my will to live ❤️
@wolfgangtwistedfuture3056
@wolfgangtwistedfuture3056 3 жыл бұрын
Aunt Kathleen will be represented by Rudy Giuliani when she inevitably sues Tim for this
@escalanteson7454
@escalanteson7454 3 жыл бұрын
Rudy and lin wood would be the ultimate shit show legal team
@mitchellbowser6764
@mitchellbowser6764 3 жыл бұрын
That would be the perfect ending to the trilogy
@jonluther599
@jonluther599 3 жыл бұрын
nah. talking shit isnt a crime apparently. the news has been doing it for 4 years.
@yawnhiccup
@yawnhiccup 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@donquixote812
@donquixote812 3 жыл бұрын
jesus he really is going in haha
@MortalXperiment
@MortalXperiment 3 жыл бұрын
The man throws a ridge wallet ad into his phat diss...
@dogzer
@dogzer 3 жыл бұрын
That’s how you run fake business
@deanwhitley6365
@deanwhitley6365 3 жыл бұрын
And I just bought one because of it
@MrJamesGeary
@MrJamesGeary 3 жыл бұрын
Rolls Royceistan? Heard its a real knife fight out there!
@topdhen
@topdhen 3 жыл бұрын
Ferrari Islands
@sleep_sounds
@sleep_sounds 3 жыл бұрын
The Peoples Democratic Republic of North Ferraria
@barfyman-dm6zx
@barfyman-dm6zx 3 жыл бұрын
Lambo Hills baby!
@doorshotel
@doorshotel 3 жыл бұрын
One of Tim's best rants was the Tracy real estate agent.
@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 3 жыл бұрын
The Democratic Republic of Rimac
@TripleKiller51
@TripleKiller51 3 жыл бұрын
Tim looking good, like he's losing weight. The secret has gotta be him swimming in Whitney's pool followed by 20 laps of him talking shit about her pool.
@nicholassalazar34
@nicholassalazar34 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to Tim calms me down, it's very relaxing
@williamcutting5224
@williamcutting5224 3 жыл бұрын
I don't drink. I dont go out. I do, however, stay in and listen to The Tim Dillon show every Saturday night.
@photomukund
@photomukund 3 жыл бұрын
Time to get a rescue dog?
@benbishop1131
@benbishop1131 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's hit single, Arabs and Jews. Produced by Nine Eleven Studios.
@IndiusFilms
@IndiusFilms 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy
@donsal.t.1765
@donsal.t.1765 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@benbishop1131
@benbishop1131 3 жыл бұрын
@@IndiusFilms never forget, Tim's new single.
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
@@IndiusFilms ImNotNorm Nation!
@cyberspace667
@cyberspace667 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he really delivered that melody well
@jordanmatchett8341
@jordanmatchett8341 3 жыл бұрын
Dood. Tims first ten mins on the episode sounds exactly like my mother. I literally was laugh crying and then turned into real crying.
@Newsletter770
@Newsletter770 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@Ketannabis
@Ketannabis 3 жыл бұрын
Damn lol
@LaszloMag
@LaszloMag 3 жыл бұрын
I'd pledge to a lifetime Patreon subscription if Tim live streamed one of their family holiday gatherings
@Emily-di8eu
@Emily-di8eu Жыл бұрын
We need this!!
@BigHess
@BigHess 3 жыл бұрын
That rant was genuinely one of the best things I've ever heard. Poetry.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps 3 жыл бұрын
If I ever take my own life, this podcast will be my background music
@thatguy8212
@thatguy8212 3 жыл бұрын
Which episode?
@LeviNotik
@LeviNotik 3 жыл бұрын
Meghan? Is that you?
@Prometheushighaf
@Prometheushighaf 3 жыл бұрын
That's dark but I suppose I can relate to it
@TurboYodaFishing
@TurboYodaFishing 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣
@TurboYodaFishing
@TurboYodaFishing 3 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you so much Tim!! Could not have had been better timing for this.
@BigKashGrab
@BigKashGrab 3 жыл бұрын
This is like if Eric cartman got kinda famous and did comedy
@moeyusuf2392
@moeyusuf2392 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. No wonder why I find this gay dude funny lmao
@valthesaint
@valthesaint 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yah it is
@Nick-fy2tf
@Nick-fy2tf 3 жыл бұрын
@@moeyusuf2392 maybe you find him funny because he’s funny
@-solidsnake-
@-solidsnake- 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-fy2tf I thought it was funny because he was gay?
@oscar9680
@oscar9680 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@c.m.bigler
@c.m.bigler 3 жыл бұрын
I'M IN MALIBU, HO! I'll take 2 of these T-shirts in a Large when available.
@djyua9157
@djyua9157 3 жыл бұрын
On God!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Lukemooredrums
@Lukemooredrums 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly not laughed so hard at anything in years, absolute comedic gold. This podcast pisses all over the competition.
@samanthabeattie4064
@samanthabeattie4064 3 жыл бұрын
Tim only continues to impress and astonish me.
@imagamerful
@imagamerful 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is safe from Tim’s ranting, not even rescue dogs 😂
@Sfeliciano4
@Sfeliciano4 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait to see the insane backlash that is to come. People are ridiculous and Tim is hilarious :-)
@fastedy5927
@fastedy5927 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed
@jonbuckley5049
@jonbuckley5049 3 жыл бұрын
Not even children at the school for the blind😂
@takeoff782
@takeoff782 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonbuckley5049 I’ll never forget when I played HS football and we were one of the worst teams in the state and our coach said “yeah we’ll try to schedule a team y’all can beat next year. It’ll have to be a school for the blind and deaf but that might even be a long shot for y’all”
@jonbuckley5049
@jonbuckley5049 3 жыл бұрын
@@takeoff782 friggin gold😂😂😂
@hangnrashr
@hangnrashr 3 жыл бұрын
Dang, Tim goes after us poor old Irish. We're just over here like; "hey , hey, easy now, your spot on, but easy now".
@lornafarrelly7797
@lornafarrelly7797 3 жыл бұрын
I think he'd have fitted in better over here where everyone just constantly insults eachother for fun.
@SAFbikes
@SAFbikes 3 жыл бұрын
I was picking at the eczema on my leg listening to this. I was triggered
@LillyMunster85
@LillyMunster85 3 жыл бұрын
😆 as a sometimes blotchy red faced Irish woman this made me laugh.
@organenthusiast5803
@organenthusiast5803 3 жыл бұрын
It's all love
@Nicole-rj4xz
@Nicole-rj4xz 3 жыл бұрын
@@lornafarrelly7797 100% 😆
@natethevillain596
@natethevillain596 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Tim is going off the deep end. Rumor is Ben is vaping straight up Xanax.
@krissykatportal
@krissykatportal 3 жыл бұрын
He’s vaping adrenochrome
@cindyo6298
@cindyo6298 3 жыл бұрын
#freeben
@jasontorres4341
@jasontorres4341 3 жыл бұрын
I think Kathleen deserves a fake business mug for her law firm
@nettyschlenk
@nettyschlenk 7 күн бұрын
No one makes me smile as hard as Tim in this era of his pod
@dokidokideathproof
@dokidokideathproof 3 жыл бұрын
Between the air bnb lessies and Tim's aunt I now know never to cross the GOAT.
@didhedieddud334
@didhedieddud334 3 жыл бұрын
Do not cross the Gay Anti-Christ Comedian
@PlastiForge
@PlastiForge 3 жыл бұрын
Lessor*
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 3 жыл бұрын
"I know where you live." "We'll just see what happens."
@PlastiForge
@PlastiForge 3 жыл бұрын
@@willrowe6088 what
@cooperpayne
@cooperpayne 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlastiForge you missed last weeks episode
@natecousins6264
@natecousins6264 3 жыл бұрын
i have listened to like 25+ hours of Mr. Dillon in the last week. i do not regret a single moment.
@Stimros_halabad
@Stimros_halabad 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta pump those numbers up, rookie.
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus I thought I was the only person doing this. I have him on a loop 24-7. It gets better with every listen.
@kingelvis5502
@kingelvis5502 3 жыл бұрын
Same...absolutely loved the way he does his advertisement spots...👌
@Srahhhhhh
@Srahhhhhh 3 жыл бұрын
Tim listening good therapy
@dococtagon8771
@dococtagon8771 3 жыл бұрын
the 12 people that disliked this are his aunt's burner accounts/law clients.
@unpopularopinionz
@unpopularopinionz 3 жыл бұрын
& Her cat, her neighbor, & 3 facebook catfish boyfriends
@rayn_0ff
@rayn_0ff 3 жыл бұрын
And the two desert lesbians
@Reciever1
@Reciever1 3 жыл бұрын
@something clever out loud*
@anahitaazadeh3449
@anahitaazadeh3449 Жыл бұрын
“I want to be a Persian” 😂 that really warmed my heart to hear as a Persian”
@Issacross12
@Issacross12 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for saying this about the rescue dogs that’s the biggest facts I heard on this pod bro you were really speaking the truth
@VicAtNyte
@VicAtNyte 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, Aunt Kathleen just made Tim's 2021 list of rekt lives. I'm pretty sure she just got one ahead of "Mila" from Joshua Tree 😆 😆
@photomukund
@photomukund 3 жыл бұрын
...at least he gave "mila" 5-stars... that's what he said
@KingYahtzee
@KingYahtzee 3 жыл бұрын
@@photomukund go look on the Airbnb listing. He actually did give them 5 stars lol
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
Oh how I've missed you. *Happy Birthday!* 🎉🎂
@thatguy8212
@thatguy8212 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Tim doesn't have an aunt. Love the show and your humor, Tim. Keep it up CP.
@adamlannan4933
@adamlannan4933 3 жыл бұрын
If not, then the dumb fake aunt who practices fake law is pure gold.
@thatguy8212
@thatguy8212 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamlannan4933, he mentions his aunt on an episode of The Basement Yard. However, he spoke very differently of her there. The opening of this episode took me by surprise, to say the least, absolutely hilarious though. I'd be so excited to see Tim doing stand-up in the future.
@christianwalter997
@christianwalter997 3 жыл бұрын
"We would get kicked off youtube, it's beastiality..." "Indeed."
@stopasking9745
@stopasking9745 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao..54:45
@georgeromey4971
@georgeromey4971 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is actually what comedians used to be.
@PsycHeal
@PsycHeal 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out Tim Dillon for helping me keep some of my sanity throughout this pandemic
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
Me also. Thanks Tim.
@aberwood
@aberwood 3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe you are what a Tim Dillon fan looks like 🤣
@PsycHeal
@PsycHeal 3 жыл бұрын
@@aberwood how is a Tim Dillon fan supposed to look?
@SamuelTucker9
@SamuelTucker9 3 жыл бұрын
"When you come at the king, you best not miss."
@scottdavis4388
@scottdavis4388 3 жыл бұрын
Omar comin
@BiggFinalBoss
@BiggFinalBoss 3 жыл бұрын
Mess with the Bull, get the Horns.
@davidcarpenter6631
@davidcarpenter6631 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
You only did Lex Friedman so you could ask him if he'd build you a twink cyborg that you can put back together once you've cracked it open, yes or yes
@ben159xbox
@ben159xbox 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tylerk3616
@tylerk3616 3 жыл бұрын
Where can i find this Lex podcast?
@anthonini66
@anthonini66 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerk3616 should b dropping this friyay
@villainessy
@villainessy 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Tim was invited to do a comedy central roast. He would go on there, leave no survivors, and he would assassinate the network too. A glorious sight to behold, it would be.
@thecolonel9120
@thecolonel9120 3 жыл бұрын
Bro that would be gooood
@deborahsunflower939
@deborahsunflower939 2 жыл бұрын
He's a flamethrower! 😂
@lolguytiger45
@lolguytiger45 3 жыл бұрын
This rant is what made me start watching Tim's show. Keep it up buddy.
@aroguereptilian
@aroguereptilian 3 жыл бұрын
OMG the aunt rant came in divine timing. Reconnected with a few family members for the 1st time in 4yrs & im already ready to go tim dillon on them. CANCEL YOUR FAMILY no lie😂
@NeoakiraIV
@NeoakiraIV 3 жыл бұрын
Thanksgiving about to be 🔥
@chadmwilliams89
@chadmwilliams89 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than watching some new Tim Dillon at 2am blazed as fuck.
@jessarhodes6196
@jessarhodes6196 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah dude
@Fushionforever900
@Fushionforever900 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean watching some new Tim Mohammed Stein-Cohen at 2am blazed as fuck
@Yoyotwilight
@Yoyotwilight 3 жыл бұрын
That's the move!
@TheEvdoggy
@TheEvdoggy 3 жыл бұрын
"Get a job!"
@chadmwilliams89
@chadmwilliams89 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEvdoggy it was Saturday. 😎
@gorkmusic
@gorkmusic 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing on TV that could possibly compete with this show. Tim Dillon is a God.
@Mark_Ocain
@Mark_Ocain 3 жыл бұрын
LOL...Tim's familly is as fucked up as mine...RESPECT!!
@IronJohn755
@IronJohn755 3 жыл бұрын
"I'M IN MALIBU, HO!"
@MyonTangClan
@MyonTangClan 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically that rant about his aunt is the most irish thing I've ever heard It really is like his emotions are pouring out of his skin lol, love it
@DaMaGeDonE15
@DaMaGeDonE15 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone quiet down class is in session
@briansavage932
@briansavage932 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy aunt had a pretend law firm? So you're saying fake business runs in the family?
@Highguyclassics
@Highguyclassics 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@exzisd
@exzisd 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's infatuation with the ultra wealthy and grifters is somehow darkly endearing.
@topdhen
@topdhen 3 жыл бұрын
Tim’s a fake apple from a plastic tree
@tonygucciano6875
@tonygucciano6875 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@ssmith8758
@ssmith8758 3 жыл бұрын
Burn!!!!!
@tonysoprano6706
@tonysoprano6706 3 жыл бұрын
The start of this podcast was legitimately the funniest start to a podcast ever oml.
@angeliquew69
@angeliquew69 3 жыл бұрын
Your podcast is not too long it's not long enough it's what gets me through the day 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
Marry a funny fat guy
@NearlyH3adlessNick
@NearlyH3adlessNick 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: Just gets the big neon sign with his name on it Also Tim: *"Can we enquire about legally changing my name to Tim Mohammed Steinkohn?"*
@paulfickes3319
@paulfickes3319 3 жыл бұрын
i get so much enjoyment out of Ben cracking up or seeing him anticipating tim saying somethin wild
@nickhi5yg290
@nickhi5yg290 3 жыл бұрын
Was worried there wasnt gonna be an episode tonight lmao. Goes to show what little I have to look forward too
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
listening to Tim Dillon and Ray Kump going to hell podcast years ago got me through some Darkness, have no shame it's what comedy's for, here's to you having a better year ✌️
@RyanAKAStreakk
@RyanAKAStreakk 3 жыл бұрын
Or how funny this show is
@gonk4793
@gonk4793 3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@tylerschwendeman6579
@tylerschwendeman6579 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry you're not the only person white knuckling life until Saturday evening every week. Im there with you
@avi_s0ncin0
@avi_s0ncin0 3 жыл бұрын
Tim’s “Arabs and Jews” sounds like a Springsteen song 💀
@MultiBluedog123
@MultiBluedog123 Жыл бұрын
This show peaked higher than any other podcast ever. This was unreal.
@Sidelinefighter-expert
@Sidelinefighter-expert 3 жыл бұрын
Joe “wash your dishes Tim” Rogan
@haymaker710
@haymaker710 3 жыл бұрын
Candice "Faked an overdose" Owens
@shaharperez5107
@shaharperez5107 3 жыл бұрын
I really miss those comments on joe podcast
@lastsecondhero87
@lastsecondhero87 3 жыл бұрын
Joe is trying to keep Lex in the fold The CIA bill fold
@lastsecondhero87
@lastsecondhero87 3 жыл бұрын
Wait...did Joe say something negative about TIM?!?!
@JupiterSRC
@JupiterSRC 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe BetterHelp keeps buying ads on this show... At least they admit that its a scam
@ericmceachin6375
@ericmceachin6375 3 жыл бұрын
Serious question, what part is a scam? My 13 year old daughter just started using that service?? I'm curious about it.
@ericmceachin6375
@ericmceachin6375 3 жыл бұрын
They're not legit?
@cm-yu6gu
@cm-yu6gu 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah please elaborate?
@lirfrank
@lirfrank 3 жыл бұрын
I may face the lows of life, but I'll feel blessed, for I'm not Tim's Aunt.
@rocketrose
@rocketrose 11 ай бұрын
Once again, Trashcan Timmy doing The Lords work... This is a top shelf episode like a literal CLASSIC.
@axisofjustice50
@axisofjustice50 3 жыл бұрын
2minutes in and it’s like watching a volcano punch a puffin
@bigfish3428
@bigfish3428 3 жыл бұрын
Tim making burning bridges an olympic discipline
@paladinsmith7050
@paladinsmith7050 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes.
@willtalksdisney7477
@willtalksdisney7477 3 жыл бұрын
Tip 1.) Never be on the bad side of Tim Dillon
@NeoakiraIV
@NeoakiraIV 3 жыл бұрын
Or Tim Mohamed Stein Cohen
@lazyhack2385
@lazyhack2385 3 жыл бұрын
Tim after seeing the IG comment: And I took that personally
@jackogood
@jackogood 3 жыл бұрын
If this is how tim talks about family, air bnb should be shitting their pants
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