#243

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[@Jdban]

8 week visiting boyfriend DEFINITELY requires agreement of all roommates beforehand

[@sweetpotatogreens7491]

feel like this first question has already been covered?

[@mariannekaminski8772]

we have heard that one before... i was immediately like wait this is a new episode though?

[@safetyisnice]

Definitely. At first I thought I had read it verbatim on Reddit but no, they’ve done it.

[@elizel90]

Yes, i was confused when i heard them read that first question.

[@Joshdanggit]

It’s not the first time it has happened lol I mainly get surprised they don’t remember since a lot of these situations are so specific

[@mariannekaminski8772]

Laura didn't catch it. Time to fire Laura. (JK)

[@Jdban]

Moshe is right about the girl and her ex boyfriend. She doesn't have to say "My boyfriend isn't comfortable with it." She can just say "Sorry, I don't want to have my ex here" or "Sorry that weekend doesn't work, we've got a lot going on."

[@bashtian1658]

didn’t Chris Rock already cover this life lesson like 30 years ago…women’s platonic friends “dick in a glass case” bit, yeah? in case of emergency, break open glass if ur lady is keeping her exes around, especially the ones she had “bad” relationships with, its just a matter of time…but yeah, no, really, sure go ahead, try it, im sure u’ll defy the odds and be the exception worms always be crawling in thru the cracks when it rains and rest assured, one day, its gonna be pouring out oh yeah, and if an adult male can’t afford a hotel room when visiting a city, best tell him to run back to his mommy and daddy and ask for more allowance 😵‍💫🔫 and ari, natasha? 😳 like really? 🤢🤢🤢 ari’s a notorious womanizer and creep known in all comedy circles i hang in im sure he just loves it when u come spend the night at his place miles away from moshe 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️ i mean ari’s 50 and still single, so im sure the rumors are all unfounded 🫠 so ick, ick, ick…sorry moshe, but cant believe she got u to agree with her, like whaaa😵😵😵 mosh, i got a great idea that im sure natasha will be down for next time ur on the road, instead of getting a hotel room, ask one of ur exes to have a sleepover, guess it only makes sense in today’s economy, yeah? 😝

[@baileycaful]

9:21 they've definitely done this question/secret before ...

[@Alexa-uc3en]

The point of not shaving in the winter is because we’re not wearing tank tops anyways so our armpits won’t be out for the public to see. It would be the hope that our partner wouldn’t mind it when we’re just at home relaxing

[@tomrogers7782]

Tig is in College Park/DC on January 26. Got my tix months ago 😁

[@youaresoneighborly]

The bad roommate does not care about you if she left you alone with her man. Move on

[@maxguerrero6847]

First letter was used before in a different episode!!

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

When you pay with cash and overpay for gas, you have to go back inside to get your change. He's keeping the change. Most gas stations do. It usually goes to the owner not the employee. They say they donate it. Some do, some don't.

[@baileycaful]

best intro yet lol

[@heyokaempath9515]

“So, Natasha, that girl with the roommate troubles, Here’s a wild idea - just find what really inks her roommate. Then, amp it up a notch. How about having a ‘boyfriend’ stay over and, you know, make a bunch of noise? Make living there just a bit uncomfortable for her. If she’s really peeved, maybe she’ll decide to move out on her own. But you got to be consistent with it. It’s a bit out there, but hey, it’s kinda an eye for an eye in a harmless manner. 😊

[@HH-gv8mx]

I had a roommate who refused to pay rent after he had moved in. He had relocated here for a job with Florida Power &Light. We had communicated for several weeks before he moved here regarding how much the rent was and that he would pay half the deposit as security. He was this little nerdy Indian guy Who appeared very nervous the night he got here. I was trying to be nice. I thought he must be nervous about moving to a new state not knowing anybody and starting a new job. He said he would pay the rent on Friday, which was not the plan but I believed he would pay me. So he moved in with no money. And then he never paid me anything. he kept telling me he was going to look for another place and I told him someone else was moving in. He said that’s fine I’ll just stay on your couch. It was completely crazy. he refused to pay rent and he refused to leave! And in Florida the law is as soon as you let somebody stay the night for 24 hours, You have to file an eviction to get them out of your house. So it cost you money to get a deadbeat out of your apartment and it could take months while they use all of your household items and make your life a living hell. I could write a book on the nightmare roommates I’ve had since moving to Florida.

[@cooldad714]

Lol, ill have to find this pregnant lady and her weird little shack when i go home to Perth Moshe 😂

[@whiskey_bronson]

You should try and get on Marcus Brigstock and Rachel Paris. They are essentially the British version of you two.

[@Lownly1]

Honeyheads?

[@christinaferrell7821]

Who’s that laughing in the background?

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

Probably their producer

[@madlyrosett]

Are armpits even sexual? I feel like my husband and I rarely look at each others armpits 😂 especially during sex

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

MOON HEADS!

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

No, your kid's initials are not FCK.

[@JayBea]

I want to see what that edit was around 9:30 when Natasha brought up Ari and then it hard cut to later in the conversation. I assume that's Ari Shaffir. I wouldn't be comfortable with a stray dog spending the night with Ari Shaffir...

[@bashtian1658]

Gross Natasha. Ari is a creep. Sorry Moshe. So sorry. 🤢🤢

[@clevermissfox]

@@bashtian1658they dated briefly before Ari was so creepified and tacky. And scruffy. He was still postering as a human person back then.

[@sunnyrolfs]

I love when you have no guests

[@83610a]

Reverse sitting arrangement!! Thankyou for wonderful podcast tasha and moshe 🥰🤗 I love your jumpsuit tash ❤️

[@HH-gv8mx]

Out of 243 episodes, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Natasha wear the same outfit twice.

[@zairehaylock4974]

I love your podcast.

[@Mal8sdrty1234vdf]

"A whiff of cheat" had me snickering and giggling for 5 solid minutes....

[@sambrownsings]

Moshe is right about the roommate thing, I was that person that signed a homeless friend onto my lease and it turned out to be a disaster. I was the one that ended up having to leave and find my own apartment because the building couldn’t evict him just because I had a problem with him. I moved out and he ended up getting evicted a few months later, so I feel that I dodged a bullet. But the sad reality is, if you’re the one that has a problem, you have to make the choice to leave… unless the other person is willing to leave, which is rare. Gotta suck it up and do what’s best for you.

[@HH-gv8mx]

I don’t think I’d be comfortable with my boyfriend’s female coworker “crashing “ at my apartment let alone his ex girlfriend. Therefore, I would never even ask him if one of my exes was coming to town or any single male friend looking to crash at our place. No need to look for trouble.

[@fuoser]

i felt that cut

[@shrinepuff]

Yeah that cut was crazy

[@non-plussed]

It was more of a hack than a cut

[@carolyntalbot947]

Great pod, guys. 👏👏👏

[@SWHBOYCE]

3:12...Billy Joel once described Folk Music as " More wine and cheese please !! " music . I don't know if that constitutes as " white people having fun , " but that expression makes me laugh when I'm reminded of it . 😂😉...

[@josemendoza6688]

Let’s go NATASHA!!! 🍒

[@EzraSacks]

Moshe, we're so proud of you! Can't wait to read / listen to the new book.

[@FuckingGodess]

am I tripping or did they read out the first letter in a previous episode? I distincstly remember it, only somehow they came out with different advice

[@ashmode_]

Yeah it’s a repeated question it seems, weird they don’t remember.

[@bryanminugh9680]

With just a few thousand views, this podcast now seems to be "phoning it in", yup

[@jenniferanderson7221]

I asked my husband if he would be OK with me growing out my armpit and my leg hair and he said fukk no

[@HH-gv8mx]

😂

[@Cieplaklucha]

One hour with you guys flies so fast! ❤

[@erintheokay]

I'm 98% certain the first letter came from a guy who wrote the same question to "Ask Iliza Anything."

[@maxguerrero6847]

I agree it’s the same one

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

She can replace herself on the lease. I would find someone messier than my roommate to replace me so at least she knows what it feels like, maybe someone who will leave their guests alone with no notice. Then their friendship could improve as her roommate develops empathy. I don’t think it matters if her own space is messy though. It’s not a shared space so who cares. But leaving your guest alone for days is so rude and inconsiderate, my roommate’s nephew locked out us other tenants once and we were stuck having to call a locksmith because he wouldn’t open the door. I don’t trust “guests” of roommates

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

FYI: messy people are actually clean freaks who are struggling. I used tii on be a super clean freak and just stopped.but people who put upon their roommates instead of telling their family to get a hotel are rude and entitled . Can’t stand it.

[@youaresoneighborly]

Pickle Family Circus! ❤❤❤

[@activistmalpractice]

Are callers to this show an accurate cross section of society or...?

[@mjoyyourself]

Mosh: it slaps Tash: it do

[@AGhostIsAGhost]

I’m way okay with my ladies getting fuzzy. Lord knows I’d be too lazy to keep it trim on the regular.

[@chloechristian67]

I’m 32 and for sure thought he was referring to Carson daily 😂

[@birchpointestudios]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!.....good health and love to you both! btw Johnny Carson summoned "Carnac the Magnificent"?"....nice reference Moshe.

[@bringbackhumanism]

40:12 There‘s crime of need and crime of greed…

[@theman13851]

Trailer Park trash The MAN HAS SPOKEN

[@baileycaful]

This podcast is my high-value treat :)

[@hotlavaaaa]

Kevin Camia would be a great guest.

[@robynhall3347]

Moshe is right about stealing money from your job. Never ever worth it if you get caught, super humiliating, and then you lose the reference. However, I feel like food or office supplies are fair game 😂

[@HH-gv8mx]

And don’t steal food from Walmart because they WILL prosecute you and the arrest stays on your permanent record .

[@ryanr8645]

When you drive away from pre paying 40$ and only getting 37$ of gas. The money goes back on ur card they’re holding the 40

[@forbesia]

Yeah that is customer money that guy is stealing.

[@mjoyyourself]

Omg y’all- the answer is “roommate, we’re not a fit, you have to move,”

[@courtneynichols5060]

Chick with the Burning-Man-Boyfriend issue- call the landlord (hold for groans) and report an unlisted occupant anonymously. I worked in property management, and at least in my state, you cannot allow folks (such as BM Boyf) to stay longer than 3 consecutive nights (I believe it was? certain it is not 8w plus!) without having them on the lease. Sounds like roomie will opt to throw him on the lease rather than kick him out. Once roommate and BM Boyf are both on the lease-bail. Problem solved 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@laketac]

Do they know the internet has published Frida's name? I always assumed she was named after Frida Kahlo. It's a pretty name! If it's already out there, I'm curious why THEY don't want to say it.

[@booplooper-qd8mf]

we need a reckoning when it comes to posting children on the internet.