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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@evapreciouss]

I don’t care about all that I just wanna go to te states and drink wit the kardahsians

[@evapreciouss]

I don’t care about the truth

[@evapreciouss]

I’m the fucking comedian in Hell’s Kitchen ... solve that riddle CIA goo goog gagaggaa my family are calling me crazy lmfao 🤪

[@evapreciouss]

Good for you with whatever you was trying to do .. I was trying to meet my idols and god bitch slapped. Me to 🌎

[@evapreciouss]

J’nett regretted riemne

[@Handcannon77]

"its about heroin and pedophilia, thats the entire foreign policy of our country" Someone please protect this man from the CIA suiciding him, literally a national hero.

[@davidcobble2050]

That would be funny if it wasn't so true

[@russellm1883]

Opiates are lab produced synthetic for the most part. Try again

[@clarkkent2725]

Russell M Respectfully, you should try again

[@vivienmartin225]

You have the mistake of thinking Timmy isn’t a CIA sleeper cell

[@nathanwinhusen6017]

@@russellm1883 I hope to God you never have to go down the same path that me and several of my good friends, and the majority of people caught up in the opioid epedemic went down, but the opiates we were getting were definitely not made in a lab.

[@MrKrackaaa]

That EDM trap drop over the news clip of a cop shooting a kid is the most accurate summary of today's times

[@TheDavedevil619]

🤣🤣🤣

[@everss02]

I died laughing

[@chrisminicucci5903]

Dude I’ve come back to it 3 times now. I can’t get over it. It’s hilarious in a we are absolutely fucked sort of way.

[@RCXDerp]

@@chrisminicucci5903 more like 300 times haha

[@russbuss98]

We're literally in a Dystopian nightmare. It snuck up on us and we're in it.

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

Can’t believe Tim Dillion bullied Joe Rogan out of LA, off KZbin and now out of his recent studio

[@Drubujo]

I give it a year before he boots Joe Rogan out of Austin. Where next, Nashville?

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

@@Drubujo that's too close! For real, Tennessee is legit, don't phuck it up.

[@GiuseppeM]

33:00 I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING 😂

[@victorsandoval6843]

@Sit Back Relax I thought the exact same thing. Tell joe he needs to at least move it from right behind him. Looks dumb.his new studio I don’t like. Yes or yes.

[@davidperez5089]

I can! JR take a walk. MMP is real competition. Big up Billy boy.

[@jbullets5964]

The Afghanistan song was probably the best thing I've heard so far in 2021

[@cafemaco85]

I've heard it 10 times nonstop.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

The song he chose tho 🤣

[@Pinkvr-sigma]

Cant believe i just now seen this lmao

[@RevanDeluxe]

It was a pretty good song

[@jasonweber5464]

Yeah yeah yo surprised this is the best comment first thing I thought of

[@kpobje]

The energy source of the podcast comes from the subtle desire of tim to make ben laugh

[@rufioswitch2132]

And it’s dearly missed currently

[@CatnamedMittens]

He basically represented the audience.

[@mikhail5002]

It's so crazy that one of the most important, and definitely the most relevant, comedians of our time is getting treated like complete garbage by KZbin and not getting his vids monetized etc. when it's obviously satire, and important and valuable art in general in the context of history of humanity.

[@PurifiedSmith]

Cause the internet isn't free like it once was. Everyone seems to be so certain the internet will always remain the wild west. Soon you'll be paying to leave a comment.

[@aint4nun]

Dude in the world we live in now this is subtle high brow shit

[@peter_schomus]

Yeah, youtube doesn't care, look at the way they treat Crowder. Hopefully his lawsuit against KZbin changes the censorship issues were having with big tech.

[@Tybolt1]

Hes demonitized? Id follow him to another platform that has comments.

[@jhilbertdrums]

He speaks the truth too much. Nobody killin it on KZbin is not getting censored, let’s be honest

[@BootlegLizard]

Lee Syatt is the glue that holds this podcast together

[@AnthonyFelixCano]

Lol

[@SatomiForward]

I can't stop giggling

[@EdgeVids32]

he overdosed

[@digitalsalsas]

would be nice if tim could force feed ben ninja stars every once in a while

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

😂😂

[@Sleigh]

There should be mandatory EDM drops on all tragic news stories.

[@Knaif]

why did they use the "we dropped a fat nuke on terrorists" music? seems a bit emotionally manipulative

[@here7036]

That was so bizarre and I was in and out of sleep I almost had a panic attack. When did the internet become so retarded

[@TylerLovesYou17]

This video was very informative but the drop was wack so I will assume this is all misinformation

[@cx2900]

@@Knaif music is used for emotional manipulation all the time. But this time, I don't know what emotion I'm supposed to be manipulated into feeling

[@thisismanzar]

@@voidoccupant Asi C - Brix

[@2010kgurl]

Watching this in Oct 2022 is tough… We really miss this relationship between Tim and Ben.

[@rufioswitch2132]

Yup! So much better

[@GingerMamba2]

What happened

[@xthekingsguard1229]

Right bro 😞

[@magicknight13]

What happened between them?

[@rocketrose]

meh not really

[@aircopulate2104]

Ben looks so cozy. Makes me feel like I’m watching logs burn in a fireplace during winter

[@kailismith]

“What is a baby but a bloodclot that will steal your car to meet his heroin dealer” 😂 TD a global treasure, a global treasure I tell you.

[@garnitan]

I was dying at that part 🤣

[@DurzoBlunts]

I think he's talking about himself haha

[@mika274]

More like a fake global treasurer

[@myquest666420]

Lol that one hit a little too close to home.

[@jamikatechaos9972]

Been there

[@boiledprawnshack4196]

Fuck man. Week after week, Tim Dillon keeps killing it. This is by far the best comedy channel on this site

[@cashel5232]

ikr so glad i found this channel

[@loganfranklin2096]

They keep getting better I swear

[@snakecat586]

Agree I’m just pissed there isn’t more 😂

[@issaggg1087]

same! I was listeing to Bad Friends but quickly became unintrested but Tim Dillon has pretty much taken the spot for favorite Podcast!

[@blammo8208]

and its not even a big website!

[@jaysonspann8042]

The sight of Tim Dillon dancing to an edm song put over a murder by a news website is the perfect encapsulation of 2021. This will be studied in history classes in the years to come.

[@chrisrogers4242]

Didn't you see the pe teacher in Burma doing aerobic dancing and the coup was happening behind her

[@emissaryofcharybdis105]

I need an isolated gif of that.

[@chrisrogers4242]

@@emissaryofcharybdis105 an NFT

[@sublimelove23]

@@chrisrogers4242 that was a horrifyingly accurate description of the world today.

[@cuve_ae]

@@chrisrogers4242 we’re all NFT’s :)

[@pgwrks4149]

Tim Dillon's Joe Rogan impression is undefeated...

[@tkirkpat007]

The best plus no one else has the balls to do one.

[@benjoewalker]

Underrated

[@413.]

@Savage ehh 1:35:02

[@Trent_Moorman]

@@413. that was fucked up

[@413.]

@Cool Adam I don't know the timestamp, I actually would' like to know as well 😅😅

[@Kakashi1isjskks]

Ben is equally as important to this podcast as tim dillon. His giggles make the show

[@davidorlow8043]

He quit

[@ToneWoN]

Obviously not.

[@pokerkramer1240]

Boy how right you were

[@jhinabuser7699]

such a horrible take

[@nftech7098]

"I quit cigarettes bc I want to die from the vaccine" LOLOL

[@TrollHiddenCave]

When a man who is not legally liable for the ill effects of a vaccine that he is pushing . Who also doesn't vaccinate his children , tells you to take this untested vaccine . you better take it!

[@darlenev9988]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@colin8663]

@@TrollHiddenCave i met with some friends from my home state this weekend. I didn't bring up vaccines or anything once until my friend asked if i took the V and i said that i haven't even been sick or tested during this whole thing, so no. And his rebuttal was...."wait wait...but wait....did you take a polio vaccine?!?!" like that was his big gotcha moment. I truly just hope this passes over and we all "return to normal" but i also wouldn't be opposed to a fuck ton of these dumbasses just dropping dead if they won't open their eyes.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@colin8663 well I'm a Satanist and I have no problem with allowing stupid people to die it's necessary for evolution to continue

[@122amaya]

@@TrollHiddenCave Your the problem

[@mikelac2]

That fucking Afghanistan song is the funniest thing I have ever seen, I legit have never laughed that hard alone before, well done sir

[@cx2900]

I'm looking forward to that part being clipped lol

[@bearinafoxhole5951]

You saw it or heard it?

[@SaulNuts]

I was listening at work in a quiet office with my ear buds in .... Trying to keep it together ... Snorting ... Crying ...

[@the_pantichrist2279]

@@SaulNuts snorting what?

[@SaulNuts]

@@the_pantichrist2279 the good stuff ... Ya know? The millions of doll hairs i won of the stonks i am snorting the cocaines.

[@natedoherty3462]

Tim Dillon. Takes full advantage of his freedom of speech. Fact. This dude just keeps slaying it. Perfect record. 0 losses.

[@ericbillig9319]

Hes vaccinating himself

[@googleisevil974]

I wish there was an option besides Patreon to give Timmy my gigglebucks

[@sponsoredathlete3064]

Yes or yes

[@James-PHX]

National treasure

[@JBSauce]

1:04:30 This is what you came here for. Such greatness.

[@Adizzy12]

This is the funniest podcast ever made in history

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

Gets vaccine... "Go wait in your car and start hOnKiNg your horn if you begin having a seizure" LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

[@tron3420]

Just one long honk because the hand be stuck on tha horn. LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

[@skdewolf7606]

I want to get on a cattle car in the sky- shot please. Waits in car dies now or in a year. Worth it.

[@tron3420]

@@skdewolf7606 listen knifes a life fight.

[@J33-k3s]

Lol

[@skdewolf7606]

@@tron3420 yes. Not just in Malibu either.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Johnson and Johnson was really marketing to all of us D average students who know 66% is more than a passing grade so it checks out.

[@skdewolf7606]

Get the Pfizer or Moderna. It’s better.

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

@@skdewolf7606 no

[@skdewolf7606]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 I’m kidding the vax is poison ppl don’t understand so. Thin the herd of low IQ.

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

@@skdewolf7606 lol

[@AbdullMohommedlol]

@@skdewolf7606 Literally just google "pfizer criminal history".

[@hoodiemike7577]

The Afghanistan tribute is my new favorite song Lmfao

[@googleisevil974]

Needs to be its own youtube clip 1:04:20 its fucking brilliant

[@YoJohnnyO]

@@googleisevil974 it is on the clips channel

[@taryneve]

Omfg im watching it now for the first time and im dyinggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂 new fav forever

[@lanceneeley9065]

I went there 3 times and the song is a classic.

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

Are you familiar with the hit single “Arabs and Jews?”

[@jflanagan9696]

Tim: "Ben and his wife? I wish them well." *tees off*

[@dashriprock8596]

"Bin Laden wasn't even there -- but who cares?" I'm dying here. Greatest tribute to 21 years in Afghanistan. Brilliant.

[@marthyjazz4915]

"They have you sit down for 15 minutes, in case you have convulsions so they can cover it up"- Tim Dillon. 🤣🤣🤣

[@skdewolf7606]

The moderna only made my right eye go gotch. I would go with that vintage. If anyone looking for a recommendation. However a rare JJ is pretty good with a side of quadriplegia. But seriously get your vaccination or you are kind of gross.

[@EllipsisTriangletrap]

@@skdewolf7606 "Kind of gross" is how I live my life though! Are you trying to destroy my way of life? My traditions and values?

[@skdewolf7606]

@@EllipsisTriangletrap I’m being sarcastic. But that statement ruins the whole thing. Don’t get vaccinated. You are obviously above average IQ. Er I mean the latest gene therapy ones. Just got the rabies myself. All good up here.

[@danimi361]

Clearly, the Afghan war tribute song should be nominated for an Emmy. Brought a tear......

[@Nictus04]

"They make you sit there for 15 minutes in case you start convulsing and they have to hide it from the media" bahaha

[@Vicegrips11]

"IM NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND" -Tim Dillon (A man specifically here to joke around)

[@clipsedrag13]

The most surprising thing about Tim is that he's not on cocaine

[@rudysconstruction]

Imagine if he was….

[@UTKARSHARJUN]

@@rudysconstruction it would break Marvel records 😂😂

[@dtgonzo90000]

The war in Afghanistan is like when your friend has been hooking up off and on with a girl for several years and when y’all have a conversation where she comes up you go “that’s still going on?” and it’s always still going on

[@willswan7714]

Exactly

[@atomicalien4]

I fucken love this comment

[@AfricaGeo]

Yep, it’s a long toxic relationship.

[@acetate909]

This is funny and pretty spot on.

[@WaterBottle302]

I am lost and without direction until Tim releases a new show

[@awakenyisrael]

U r g a y.

[@moshev.4705]

get the patreon

[@yodythewoadie]

@@moshev.4705 even on Rothschild's tier it's never enough. I miss Ben's Brain Jail more than anything 💔

[@Kaapo73]

Same. And we need to get a new war going soon, for employment! I'm feeling pretty good and hopeful about going against Russia in Ukraine! (never underestimate HRC's hatered of the Russians.)

[@knightshining]

"There is no one more woke than myself". -Tim Dillon

[@confusedbuthappy7205]

The afghanistan tribute is the single best bit I've ever heard in comedy. Tim Dillon is a treasure and thanks be to Allah that man exists

[@ziggyvillavicen6213]

Everyone’s missing how great some parts of Tim’s singing is

[@nickeq42]

He be great on broadway

[@pyrrhospizza5938]

"I just wanna hear more of Dan Crenshaw, don't you?"

[@pdizzle5046]

When that dubstep track happend I died laughing as Tim danced

[@joemomma534]

Wow spoiler alert

[@player-zq8ql]

Ben’s wedding segment top tier content.

[@spencerludman3915]

What movie was that? He said it so fast

[@scottv9667]

Powder

[@theroyalscrewgee]

Ben rocking back and forth is his coping mechanism. Ben, if you need help wear a yellow sweatshirt on the next podcast.

[@deadairnetworkofficial]

Hehehe.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

But red is the color of power it commands respect and adoration

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

Tim's Afghan War serenade makes all the deadly drone strikes worth it

[@Lindseynyc123]

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show”. Sweeter words have never been spoken.

[@livewiiiiire]

I got so used to it coming out on Sundays that I forgot it was a Saturday show 🙌 blessed piggy on time lately

[@todd.howard]

I didn’t kill myself

[@dertythegrower]

Bill has the tapes. You should have gotten the Washington Post to remove that 1998 article about Bill and his security team crashing the boat leaving your island on New Years (no really, its still online too)

[@dertythegrower]

someone documented this on a literal trip there, and for real literally rented a boat to the island recently, don't worry Jeffy baby, your secrets are out in the open... bahaha (for real, Documented pretty legit, in the documentary, "Jeffrey Epstein: My unplanned brush with his Little St. James island") It's legit. He rented a friggin boat, he talked to locals.. the plane already landed for Clinton, so why would their newspaper excuse say they were helping land the plane, after the previous sentence says they already landed? Seems like a weak excuse that reveals the actual story when researched deeper

[@smoothcat1556]

@@dertythegrower😐 we need links bro, were Americans.... google is so much work. 🤣😂💯👍♥️

[@ericbillig9319]

Yes you did...

[@gabrielsilvas692]

@@smoothcat1556 type boat hurts 3 in clinton detail dosent say much just that they left the island and 3 of his guards got hurt during the crash

[@gagehartsell2193]

Tim paying for Bens wedding and then shitting all over it is top tier Dillon comedy

[@HelenSimms16]

When Tim’s voice broke singing “Oxycodone” I shed a tear

[@cuve_ae]

Taste so gooooooodd

[@wilrsjasac]

I feel like he’s just trying to make Ben laugh out loud and we’re along for the ride. *Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

[@puddspudds5102]

Yas ..100%

[@danebrewer5931]

I was actually in the war as infantry in early 2002, it is all true and I have listened to this song on repeat for the last 5 hours while my whole family is sleeping, they are afraid to even ask me if im ok, but its ok cuz im ok, Keep smiling!!

[@triton62674]

Wait wut

[@dustinwinder8450]

What color crayon tastes the best?

[@cuve_ae]

Keep smiling!

[@Mazzy774i]

POG

[@danebrewer5931]

@@Mazzy774i You are a funny guy, that actually made me laugh

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

No comedian is on this guy's level and sadly all he really is doing is speaking freely.

[@Jiggy609]

Cuz he acknowledges that covid is fake and the vaxx is completely untested

[@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904]

@@Jiggy609 LOL YEA THATS IT

[@adblack88]

@@Jiggy609 r.i.p. billy conforto gang ptl

[@charwest5892]

@@adblack88 drove off the road and into an embankment

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@Jiggy609 He doesn't believe covid is fake. He just acknowledges that there are plenty of legitimate concerns about rushing out vaccines. The "pause" on the distribution of the J&J vaccine highlights that these concerns are legitimate. Still, he was trying to get it even knowing it had ~65% efficacy before they stopped giving it out.

[@truerambler]

Won’t lie, huge bill burr fan and he got me into listening to podcasts. With that being said, the Tim Dillon show is better! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@2feettotheground]

Bill’s standup is unmatched but Tim is the podcasting goat

[@kylesanders8276]

Agreed. Love bill's podcast, love Tim's more. If Bill would just read up and lean in to his banking conspiracy rants

[@davoid3693]

Also a bur fan and I agree

[@benbejammi8717]

The truest words I've ever heard "don't get in the way of ppl wasting their time"

[@Abitflippant]

I hope Tim hooks up with one of Ben's friends.

[@nickchapman9751]

Maybe Ben's dad? A revenge hook up.

[@dakotadad8835]

I hope Tim and Ben hookup on their next podcast, all the nasty angles too.. up underneath the taint and all that. Super aggressive while telling jokes and Ben keeps laughing

[@demolitionsexpert]

a friend he meets at the upcoming wedding

[@cameronhughes9707]

That song is one of the top ten moments of this podcast.

[@wolfmanjeff13]

I’d say it is the #1 moment. Tim has reached peak boss level real life Eric Cartman with that song!

[@James-PHX]

Agreed

[@ISHTHEBOSS]

Easily

[@Theynotlikeus2024]

Top 5 in no particular order... Afghanistan war song, Meghan McCain skit, "put her in jail!" rant, air bnb feud with the desert lesbians, better help role play ads

[@cameronhughes9707]

@@Theynotlikeus2024 for me the wallet if funnier than the mehghan skit but the rest 100%

[@austinhockey11]

1:07:37 I’m watching Tim like I watch my kid perform at the ballet recital. So proud of you Tim 🥺

[@justinlee5958]

This is the best podcast on the internet.

[@mudcast]

Yes

[@texboyporsche944]

This whole podcast could have been a comedy special

[@masoncarter7333]

Who else better than Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller to narrate the end of an empire.

[@lam936]

Close but no cigar

[@ChrisDragotta]

@@lam936 I ll buy that for a dollar.

[@lam936]

@@ChrisDragotta take it from my cold dead hands

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller Muhammad Stein Cohen

[@wrathofricky]

I think you mean Timothy Muhammed Goldstein and most people think hes from america but hes actually from rolls roycistan

[@ajmb6081]

It took 248 episodes for Bens true feelings about the gays to come out, glad he is on his way to a new podcast

[@noraozer2800]

New podcast? *Edit: nevermind I didn’t watch it till the end before asking 😅

[@yodythewoadie]

I miss Brain Jail so fucking much if you tuned in to the old Brain Jail you'd know very well how Ben feels about the gays.

[@sandygill8440]

Bens speaks what we really think lol jk.

[@filippomarino2508]

Ben is just a version of Tim that didn't start doing coke in middle school

[@deathbycognitivedissonance5036]

Underrated comment

[@msannthrope_2049]

😂

[@show_me_your_kitties]

👎

[@regalchange]

“The most dangerous positions you can be in, in life, is getting in the way of somebody and the time they want to waste” 22:57 Yikes... 😂

[@drxela123]

I love during the Afghanistan War song, you can just faintly hear the backup singers in the music every now and then, and it sounds like they're actually singing and backing up Tim's words.

[@seriosertyp8145]

27:24 first time Ben being responsible for losing a sponsor. So proud of him. Yes or yes: Is he learning from the best?

[@tylerlaforest7917]

When your boss trashes how poor your wedding is going to be 🤣😂☠️ I feel like the more JOE ROGAN compliments Ben the more Ben will suffer at the hands of Tim.

[@eriklemay1642]

Every episode is blessed. But some sundays... some sundays the sermons are truly the work of angels. Thank you Afghanistan.

[@lesleyreese237]

Your hit single, "Pedophile Warlords" has been playing in my head on loop for the last two days as I frequently mentally disassociate from my mundane civil service job. That shit's a real banger.

[@robbiesalzer7826]

One of the ALL TIME great podcasts to exist

[@eaea1225]

tim talking about andy ngo sounds like dave chappelle talking about candace owens

[@justagirl1894]

I come here like I have a date.... or a life. Lol.

[@MrPfftNo]

Big same haha

[@AikidoRunMusic]

We can make the next one a date if you want :)

[@opticsking4909]

Pigg

[@justagirl1894]

@Tom Schneer See ya here

[@AikidoRunMusic]

@@justagirl1894

[@mayurkrip]

It's gonna be a real knife fight out there at Ben's Wedding for chicken fingers

[@googleisevil974]

"Fuck community college. Let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers."

[@spoils2873]

@@googleisevil974 take it easy ricky

[@vaccallica]

Oh shit, was Ray invited?

[@jackwalters598]

This episode really made my day, I was feeling quite bad for the last week and a half and this healed me 🤣

[@xthekingsguard1229]

💪❤️

[@drsteve07]

This is one of my favorite poddies of all time

[@smollgar]

We needed this tonight. Tim Dillon is the truth :)

[@volcomwave]

The EDM track from NewsWeek has me dry heaving from laughter.

[@indiablackwell]

I started going into a coughing fit

[@gvictor]

@@indiablackwell ripping off the NowThis schtick

[@fifacommendatori1194]

My first war was the war on CHRISTMAS and those flames will never die

[@patrickcolantuoni1724]

Mine was the war on drugs. Been fighting the good fight for a long time now. I am an undercover agent, I think I might have gone too deep but fuck it, I'm having too much fun

[@NickyBotz54]

I can't wait to start seeing ads for Tim's musical compilation albums. Featuring I love you Afghanistan, His covers of Born in the USA, and his rendition of the american anthem from the "Our Faves" episode. He's establishing himself as a staple of modern american folk music

[@jeremiahvalle9971]

This was probably my favourite episode in awhile. So many bits, jokes, and references hit so hard.

[@tyski2124]

If South Park and Reno 911 had a baby in Long Island

[@TheJpwzrd]

“It is not that we have a short time to live, but that we waste a lot of it” - Seneca

[@scottp.548]

"Take your vaccine" Astra Seneca

[@Kaapo73]

@@scottp.548 "And have fun with the blood and brain issues" - same (AZ)

[@mrs5189]

Tim Dillon is hurt he's not a groomsman. He doesn't want to admit it. Tim has never had a real friend like Ben.

[@iamshaman]

It's kind of rude actually, like fuck Ben...if you resent Tim or don't feel close with him move on don't make someone feel like shit about themselves just because they are often visiously condescending and verbally abusive towards you.. not everyone is perfect!

[@Eblis840]

@@iamshaman I'm saying, it's like either develop stockholm syndrome or quit whining about the abuse.

[@mrs5189]

@Username User i know

[@auntpretty7609]

Life in the big City

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Hes probably his best man lol

[@franciscalhoun3643]

The funniest part of the song is when the music first started. That is when I realized how god damn funny it was going to be!

[@Paul-jn9cx]

Listening/watching from the UK. Really wish we had someone like Tim over here. Keep it up.

[@yodythewoadie]

"It's just funny, the websites funny." "See why is it funny?" "CP beef?" "What's funny?" "CP"

[@SaggyJ]

Tim was not budging lol new sponsor tho maybe he’ll give them the underwear ad treatment soon

[@MsMorbeg]

My favourite KZbin upload every week. Please do a gig in Ireland sometime Tim!🇮🇪

[@a.n_9364]

Yes that would be class

[@browniebear]

The Tim Dillon Show without Ben Avery would just be... The Tim Dillon

[@curtisboyce3849]

yes or yes

[@DarnThatDragon]

The laugh makes my week

[@kyanrinel5898]

@@johnashenhurst857 yah that one other dude that used to be the co-host/producer (not Ray Cump but the Harry Potter looking dude) tried to actually talk over Tim and answer his rhetorical questions and not let Tim keep going.

[@TCUjoey]

Ok everyone, let’s respect the amount of “likes” on this post....leave it at 69.

[@lifemusic1980]

Nah, Ben does a lot more than sit and laugh.

[@benwalker5686]

Make no mistake, all the OGs and Rothschilds love this latest of Tim's musical interludes. Brings back memories of the teasers for (but never performance of!) "Who Took Johnny: The Musical"-type vibes. The Pig really has a set of pipes on him!

[@supafun33]

I'm not kidding, when Tim started yelling about the MMPC a bunch of birds flew away from my window terrified

[@Randy4me]

Tim will be selling timeshares in Afghanistan.

[@mika274]

And sub prime mortgages

[@brianpacheco1927]

And putting them up on airbnb

[@mrj4990]

Stunning estate, only slight damage from a recent VBIED which caved in most of the roof, which lets in beautiful natural sunlight.

[@erikal4135]

Was watching the cop sketch to get this notification. Life in the big city.

[@BassGoThump]

I already miss Afganistan

[@J33-k3s]

Dont worry. I hear war is very in this year. Especially civil.

[@JaneDoe-tn8tn]

The reasons for being there haven't changed. Leaving is a mistake.

[@Tacit_Tern]

We need to be there.

[@bsauced]

We’re only leaving so we can start a bigger one in Iran.

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@bsauced Negative. ....America doesn't start. We finish.

[@jordanmartin3434]

Yo the last 30mins is just a real ass convo between benjamin and timmy D its fuckin hilarious

[@CillBill94]

Lol that's what I was thinking

[@Gu1d-0]

This podcast keeps getting better and better, Ben and Tim, I wish them well.

[@chrisweston6908]

Show pitch: “The Good Cop” Tim Dillon plays the “good cop” who sits around the station eating donuts & ignoring the phone. Every episode a new recruit lectures Tim about “making a difference”, then goes out to make said difference. Of course, they end up in a tight spot and shoot someone. Every show ends with Tim watching the recruit being taken out in handcuffs and saying... “It’s tough being... a good cop.”

[@babylonhasfallen5338]

"People are collapsing in parking lots and Johnson and Johnson's response is, ‘*chuckles* Well, that heat's a Bitch!'"

[@skdewolf7606]

Truly. But still get vaccine.

[@pearlgirl5643]

@@skdewolf7606 🤔

[@skdewolf7606]

@@pearlgirl5643 😉

[@farbrorknark]

Tim's rants is the only, I mean ONLY thing, that can save the world!

[@gdogg1475]

Best one in a while. So happy this went on for an extra 30 minutes.

[@makelove1267]

Tim Dillon is unrated. This guy is important, funny and note worthy.

[@youliketoparty]

Timmy Dobrik is all I look forward to every weekend

[@JohnsonOmallyJr]

This is the highest quality content I’ve ever seen

[@BassGoThump]

Ten minutes in and this is on point to rank up there with “The Pit”

[@kyanrinel5898]

I read this around the five minute mark and it was pretty tame compared to other Tim Dillon Show episodes and it picked up immediately after I read your comment.

[@Bobojanglesbo]

“You’ve been selected” bonus #85 was an absolute banger of recent times

[@AB-wg7qe]

My brother worked at a diner. A 400 pound woman came in and my brother asked her is she wanted a booth or a table. She yelled at him and said “Do I look like I can fit in a fcking booth!!???

[@show_me_your_kitties]

At least she's got some self-awareness

[@jamikatechaos9972]

My God, I wish I was a gay man, just so I would, technically, have a shot with Tim Dillon.