25 Things You Don't Know About Stephen Miller | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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[@Mrwhite-u3g]

#18 In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of Stephen Miller getting younger.

[@catherineleary9831]

Good one 👏

[@ClunFunDun]

😂

[@kevinforslund52]

nice

[@brad481]

He's a Sociopath... a lot of the current/former administrations are staffed by people who fall within these categories to varying levels, but now it's on direct display and it's pretty fucked up to be witnessing the chaos going on.

[@marcusaurelius9989]

he's the thing that the thing under the bed is scared of

[@deniseandrews113]

😆😅😂

[@cajunmanDan]

😂🤪

[@michaelrobertson6618]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅thats a white hot burn...

[@internationalrtg5602]

He’s a Jew what do you expect?

[@hazmat5162]

Pee Wee German!!! Me : Spits Beer out! (I know, it's a party foul!)

[@SGGCREATIVES]

Next round is on you

[@miguelcervantes7098]

"Stephen Miller looks like his skull is trying to escape his head." .Samantha Bee.....

[@DaveWhoa]

I'd like to know more about Stephen Miller's parents, and why they raised him to become the evil incarnate version of Peewee Herman. [edit] Its now clear that Stephen's entire family has basically disowned him. While that is sad, I COMMEND his family for standing up for human rights.

[@kimberlys8422]

I'd like to know too... he is a descendant of holocaust survivors yet still somehow hates asylum seekers... because they're dark-skinned? 🤷

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

kimberly s because he’s the equal and opposite reaction to his parents

[@CAP198462]

Peewee Herman wasn’t exactly a great human being either...was it two arrests for indecent exposure or three?

[@kimberlys8422]

@@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 He's one of those "grievance collectors" who went bald at 30 and probably never lost their virginity.

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

kimberly s 😂😂😂

[@jamesfoster1910]

Stephen Miller is one of the oldest looking millenials I have ever seen.....

[@alexkilgour1328]

He's the real life Wormtongue.

[@the-trustees]

I guess people have always seen Miller's resemblance to Goebbels.

[@carstenkollmann717]

That was very mean and well-deserved. Stephen Miller got politicized at college when somebody told him to pick up his own trash. What do we have janitors for?, he replied and vowed to do everything he could to make the world a shittier place.

[@luggagecombo12345]

He's definitely an incel.

[@Raphanne]

The crazy thing is that he might have been but I'm sure there are crazies out there who want him now, like they wanted Charles Manson.

[@teresahowick5197]

Eileen Farrar I’m sorry but that was hilarious!! Much needed laugh. Thank you 😂

[@nonmagicmike723]

@@Raphanne They're not crazies, they're called women. Bitches have always wet themselves for psychos.

[@sbmfromdsm]

No doubt. Who'd admit to fucking him?

[@kmlckd]

Nah, there's definitely some missing prostitutes who's last known whereabouts were with Miller

[@sapphirology]

For anyone who's seen The Last Kingdom on Netflix, Stephen Miller is basically Aethelwold.

[@PeterT1981]

When he sprayed on the aerosol hair I suppose it was to make him seem younger? Like his age was regressing? Sort of a “Benjamin Butthole”effect.

[@kitcobain444]

Lmaooo!!

[@jondunmore4268]

The spray-on hair was to hide the "666."

[@oscarmendez3362]

You are the man Bill!!

[@indyq9434]

May God hasten the meeting between the Devourer of flesh and the Devourer of souls.........

[@uveni3429]

0:27 Mr. Burns "release the hounds smitters".

[@OronoDiane]

If "How he lives with himself" isn't #1 I don't care about what is.

[@richardc7869]

Also, he is a direct descendant of Nosferatu.

[@richardc7869]

Hellen Anoosheh 😂

[@lucasled5049]

That Miller guy (light bulb head) should get paid enough so he could afford to have hair transplanted, just like his master. EL PRESIDENTE PELUCA.

[@bobapbob5812]

Makes me ashamed that I went to the same college as Miller.

[@happyhealerforpresident2029]

Bill, have me on man!!

[@jondunmore4268]

#28 -- After I posed for a cover shoot of the NOSFERATU reboot, they told me to go to makeup and get cleaned up for lunch, but I told them I wasn't wearing any makeup.

[@keithdmaust1854]

I would say that Miller looks like Transylvanian Riff Raff in cult-classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show - but I wouldn't want to offend the strikingly handsome original iconic actor Richard O'Brien.

[@StevenEveral]

Stephen Miller is only 33 years old, but he already looks like an old man.

[@robertk2007]

I hope Miller accidentally watched this

[@EugeneAxe]

Republicans must be so proud of this modern day Goebbels.

[@smoothie3376]

Number 13. If i need time alone, I go anywhere... *sniffles* I'm lonely!!

[@lostcat9lives322]

Nosferatu is scared of Steven Miller.

[@cmeav]

Ohhhh I got it...!!! These is what Steve King was talking about it a couple of days ago Stephen Miller 🤷‍♂️... I'm soo slow 🤦‍♂️🤪

[@walterpearlman143]

Give it up Bill ...really

[@UmerMumtaz]

No. 26 : he wasn't breast fed as a child

[@Ztormie]

this is why you don't write the jokes.

[@jonthompson7106]

@@Ztormie ?

[@Ztormie]

@@jonthompson7106 :)

[@howardkerr8174]

@@Ztormie To borrow an old joke, from Rodney Dangerfield I think: When Stephen Miller was born, the doctor slapped both his parents.

[@mrken5454]

Truly hilarious!

[@annemaassen5576]

Pee Wee German. The best one.

[@alejandrokaplan7243]

Steven miller’s hair is trying to slowly escape his head

[@originalShorai]

Yes, automatic sinks can scan you for a soul. Automatic paper dispensers are just assholes.

[@sdfkjgh]

0:22 I'm pretty sure it's more like Santa Monica, by way of Sibiu. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibiu

[@roberts.8266]

Was the chubby lady serious when she said Bolton was amazing? If she was talking about his mustache I would have to agree, but as a cabinet member? I don't know.

[@Deadbeatradio]

Stephen Miller: Corpse Banger

[@NxDoyle]

Why would you "Ooh!" a gag about Miller? Have you seen this president?

[@biller2000]

14:33 Time Count “That is fine, and good if the Criminal Justice System and Civil Justice System were equally accessible to everybody in a power position.” One of the best quotes I have ever heard on this show, this reality is demonstrated every single day. Many people, in particularly black males do not have equal power and accessibility to access services and resources, in all the areas of people activities of law, labour, politics, economics, education, entertainment, religion, sex and war, because they are deprived of equal power and denied access to the basic needs of humanity under the constitutional law, when they attempt to produce justice they are blindsided, blocked, obstructed and prevented from producing justice for themselves, and their care units, care mates and provide for their offsprings. Black people are sidelined in all the people activity areas, but in particular the people activity area of law everyday, and are prevented from allowed equal power and equal protection under the law and/ or due process of the law under the criminal justice system and the civil justice system, because of the colour of their skin.

[@volgawolfhounds741]

well...at least he's not addicted to his phone. ;)

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

He's a Vampire!

[@dentonfender6492]

Steven Miller, "I vont to drink your blood"

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Nosferatu's Son 😨

[@simjtuder2531]

maybe I shouldn’t have given him a swirlie……multiple times....like thousands

[@chase5hans]

Nosferatu!

[@ThePremel]

hahahahaha !!!!!!!

[@krislvzep]

Rough 33

[@okiejoetex]

There's one you missed : He is the love - child of Joseph Goebbels and Grima Wormtongue. :/

[@jondunmore4268]

#30 -- I didn't kill the last gibbon I had sex with.

[@gerardorcastellanos950]

#26 He’s a self loathing closeted gay

[@communistjesus]

Gerardo R Castellanos In your nocturnalhomoErotic w et dreams???

[@johnsaltzohuigin6660]

Does he have fangs?

[@candicepederson5861]

Come on, we know he used spray-on hair on his head at least once.

[@vanzc7920]

33?!

[@commonground5214]

Perhaps in "dog years"?

[@ellenspear50]

Why do I want to know more about the little creep? All I know is that he's a monster, and abhorrent in every way.

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

Lol hey, I can’t get automatic sinks to turn on either. Happens to paper white and dark skinned black people. We have souls 😂😂😂

[@MrEricSir]

I once had an automatic sink fail to turn on, only to realize it was a regular sink and I was waving my hands around like a moron. Mistakes were made.

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

Guess what ladies? Stephen Miller is single!

[@zesty9815]

1:35 Is he Prostate Cancer? If so, do we have to re-evaluate our low opinion of Stephen Miller? ( kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6W0iZSpjL-Ya7M )

[@BRuane-pw6xq]

Along with Fat Donny Chump he is the personification and apotheosis of evil a DEVIL incarnate . When this administration ends lock his ass up . Charge him with crimes against humanity. Send him to The Hague for an International Tribunal.

[@bernadettecavadi9706]

Please use his new name...satan miller.

[@c104ark6]

He hanged his pet dog because his parents bought him a black one.

[@rodchamp7510]

No comment on Jeffrey Epstein?

[@Hi-to-ri]

Twin of GRANT AMATO.

[@cs292]

He needs to be harrassed.

[@OpEditorial]

Just because he looks like Megamind in a suit doesn't make him a bad guy, male pattern baldness sucks no matter who you are 🤔

[@gf4353]

Where does Trump find all these evil misfits. !!!!!

[@jondunmore4268]

#32 -- The transsexual who married me is a real psychopath.

[@merendobereglidditz9304]

Watch Miller sue the magazine and Mahr.

[@chrisfusco1108]

I love how Bill makes fun of other people's looks....really?

[@lulugurl6547]

miller is top creep

[@massivepassive]

Yet another stolen joke that Bill has just decided to call his own 😒

[@carriesee7209]

Sad jokes. C’mon

[@Ztormie]

For a sad excuse of a human being, see?

[@tretre3892]

Is Stephen your hero hun?

[@dennisw64]

How did they get pictures of Stephen Miller? I thought Vampires couldn't be photographed...

[@black7987echo]

Obsequious Factotum he sucks the “Don”?

[@chrissiek8706]

@Obsequious Factotum your name 🤔🤔🤔... wait, was that not how Tapper called him on that infant cut interview?

[@chastitymarks2185]

@Obsequious Factotum I'd call him a mosquito: he sucks and he is a menace.

[@j.reynolds3089]

Vampire? That would explain why he has no reflection?

[@Ho11is2Ho11ywood]

He's 34? MFer is aging like avocado

[@gavillanletsoalo3393]

If you have so much hate in you, you'll definitely age like that

[@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295]

Damn he looks 15 years older

[@mueffe1357]

I don't know if 25 Things You Don't Know About Stephen Miller are factual. But I know it is true.

[@Creshex8]

We believe in truth, not facts.

[@Masada1911]

When he was in high school he couldn’t understand why he was expected to pick up his trash when the school employed people to do that.

[@wvusmc]

@Eileen Farrar Racist

[@kjamison5951]

Masada1911 Sadly, a true story.

[@pianoman551000]

That's absolutely true!! He wrote a high school op-ed piece complaining that students weren't responsible for cleaning up their mess!

[@vilstef6988]

A really creepy guy with creepy views to match.

[@LB-px9td]

Steven Miller, on what level of Dante’s inferno does he appear ?

[@pianoman551000]

Level three.

[@esandstrom778]

All of them

[@patrickjenkins9167]

🗿 "If I need time alone, I go ANYWHERE." Ouch❗

[@johno1405]

VOTE the gop and their madman out in 2020!!

[@malenurse1999]

Hmmm before Obama nation debt $9 trillion, after Obama $19 trillion. It is up to $22 trillion now. So trump is under spending obama so far, created more jobs, stronger economy, and you call him a madman. All the democrats have promised is to double if not triple the national debt, open our borders to let anyone in the support them indefinitely. And you claim TRUMP IS A MADMAN, you kind sir live in you own reality.

[@johno1405]

Jack trolls for trump

[@malenurse1999]

Jack about the standard response from a liberal. I state facts you call names and try to insult. Well have a nice day and hope your prospects for beating Trump get better.

[@johno1405]

malenurse1999 informed people are Dems. No wonder the gop need so many trolls because their policies only benefit their dark money donors not regular americans

[@malenurse1999]

John O well I guess that’s one way of looking at it. It’s completely wrong but when has that ever stopped a liberal from speaking or writing? Unemployment record low across the board, economy up, consumer confidence up, after 3 years of shouting at the wind orange man bad....... still no proof he has done a single thing wrong. Your leading candidate has to slow down so he can take a nap in the afternoon. Reality, I wish liberals lived in it. Alas all they can do is scream 😱 and call people names, and let’s not forget the hypocrisy you guy takes dark money............ even though Trump has higher number of small individual donors. Liberals and facts it’s like you are allergic. 😆

[@carriesee7209]

Oh damn creepy Stephen millet. Gaggggg

[@jhwheuer]

Wait, his name is not Gargamel?

[@samwhisky2374]

Mannequins give you the silent treatment too

[@emirdavid9819]

Miller looks like a young Mr Burns from the cartoon The Simpsons.

[@liraven7676]

Miller looks like someone looking for payback...like he feels owed for some personal slight that happened back in his high school years.

[@Gymnopediea]

#incel

[@thehoneybadgerusmc]

I always thought he had a big crush on a Latino student in high school who rejected him or bullied him for being creepy. Otherwise I can’t explain why a minority like him hates another minority group.

[@BeSkeptical851]

24. His idea of a date is getting a hand massage and a manicure.

[@jacquelynfrench9473]

Why does Stephen Miller look vaguely like Bela Lugosi?

[@stucazzo2181]

Bloodsuckers look alike.

[@sdfkjgh]

Jacquelyn French: You wouldn't say that if you saw a picture of a very young Bela as Jesus. www.google.com/search?q=bela+lugosi+as+jesus+christ&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZ4N6XvZzkAhUSw1kKHSKPA90Q_AUIESgB&biw=1366&bih=592#spf=1566683060355

[@ClunFunDun]

Totally thought the same thing

[@brandaanderson1673]

Especially during the making of Plan Nine From Outer Space.

[@Weegee766]

Please don’t speak ill off the dead

[@matteowatteo1296]

This bit could have been much funnier given the subject matter. You set the bar pretty high with the Ted Cruz bit.

[@Shadow155]

Coincidentally, it was his birthday when this aired lol

[@sneaky6ix]

Stephen Miller doesn't have a birthday, he was assembled in an underground lab using parts of dead nazis.

[@EscanV]

Stephen Miller's idol is Lee Harvey Oswald

[@Raphanne]

And James Earl Ray

[@kjamison5951]

Emperor Palpatine. “What shall we do with the migrants, sir?” “Wipe them out. All of them.”

[@brandaanderson1673]

OR they guy who set LHO up.

[@tiandao8503]

He's Igor to Trump's mad supervillian.

[@rudolpharmendariz8638]

Peewee German, hilarious

[@matsujonen]

#26 when you look up the word incel there is just a picture of Stephen Miller

[@IbnBahtuta]

Stephen Miller is the living(?) embodiment of shit-buggery ever witnessed on this planet. He should come with the sound track from that rib tickler film Melancholia. Even in colour photographs he projects the entire grey-scale (black) to black. Loathsome creature.....just sayin'

[@khunigan]

#27 I don't know I'm going bald because I don't make a reflection in mirrors.

[@carriesee7209]

I’m not sure I want to know

[@NewMessage]

Everything you need to know about him is written in the Goetia.

[@luisreyes1963]

And to think the GOP would never find another toady like Karl Rove. 🐸

[@beafreeall7953]

an only child....kinda like in the omen....

[@CKBrooke]

GENIUS. Also, wish Van Jones would’ve been on this panel to laugh as hard as he did @ the Ted Cruz one