26 Times Cotton Hill Was Obviously Father Of The Year

I killed fitty men.
Welcome to Next of Ken and today, we're counting down 26 Times Cotton Hill Was Obviously Father Of The Year. Cotton is definitely a polarizing character. While some hate him, others love him. So this video is for you guys. Despite Cotton's many flaws, we couldn't help but laugh at him and his many ridiculous lines from "King of the Hill." Because underneath that extremely offensive exterior, there's a genuine, caring man inside who loves his son, Hank Hill. Or at least we hope. Whatever. Just enjoy. :)
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[@bulbousbumbo3762]

F

[@mydude8731]

What episode is 0:13

[@igneousrock7045]

Can't say it wasn't earned.

[@brandonb.318]

@@aarons720 For putting up content they didn't create and don't own?

[@MadGameBoy]

Yeah i would say this doesnt fall under the protection of 'review/parody' shits just a compilation of scenes

[@user-nn5my1lc5q]

"You gave him a loaded shotgun?!" "W'll you don't give a toy with no batteries."

[@devinmccurry1160]

Thats is me something i would do and how i was raised with family and friends like that can relate relates alot actually

[@ardisfaire]

I died at that one 😂

[@missoula2213]

You’re not supposed to contract “well”; It’s only four letters.

[@user-nn5my1lc5q]

Listen to how he says it. 😁 It's a text form of accent.

[@jonmeaders8633]

@@missoula2213 Cotton can be a lil short sometimes

[@Maximillian200HP]

"Hank if you's trying to compete with me over who's a better daddy, you won...you made Bobby...only thing I made was YOU!"

[@teddybear2338]

Maxmillian200HP at least he admitted he is a bad dad

[@perturabo7825]

What about his Japanese son though

[@brennonhobson163]

Perturabo I forgot about him

[@bodhitree33]

🤣🤣🤣

[@William-Morey-Baker]

He actually has a lot of children...

[@anthonymontoya4094]

"Mister Reaper, I'd prefer it if you'd put your hood back on." Best line.

[@probablytrue2644]

Hearing this made me laugh out loud. Fyi, the abreviation for this occurence is LOL

[@davidkim9898]

Lol

[@glaucorocha1281]

this one is close to invincible

[@ladiekiler16]

I wish those were his final words to go out on.

[@Kin2InuYasha]

I hope to remember this on my deathbed, and repeat it to whomever may be at my bedside.

[@StuUngar]

“Hank, you’re a better father than I ever was.” “You mean that, dad?” “Of course! You had Bobby.....the best I could do was you.”

[@Thanatos9029]

Press F to pay respects.

[@stevenmiron5209]

F

[@Xzander.v2]

F

[@nathalieduverna6963]

😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂

[@MisterMalleable]

Thousandth like

[@nicklarocco4178]

I was in heaven, I saw my shins, they looked good. But I also saw them fiddy men I killed, they looked angry.

[@moewest2608]

Nick L

[@inspector5122]

Lol

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Haha

[@themaczter9024]

Moe W

[@vantablack9535]

Cryin Laughin

[@feralcyborggaming1531]

His last words were "How dare you love me?!". Epic.

[@esteemedleader]

Nah, he kept going.

[@Invisibleplqnetsmusic]

His last words were "do you now?"

[@JobeMinacum]

Technically that wasn't his real death. He learned how to stop his heart in the war.

[@josephperez2004]

arollofnegatives, yeah, the scene with Hank was not Cotton's final scene. His last scene was with Peggy where she really laid into him about what a terrible person he was. I think he respected her for it.

[@Lightscribe225]

Nah I think he still hated her more. She hoped he would live on forever to see how miserable he was. Just to spite her, he died.

[@micahmcgraw4987]

Season 1: "You Laotian, ain't ya Mr. Khan?" Season 12: Mistakes a Mexican for a "tojo."

[@k_tess]

Eyesight was going.

[@henrybechtel3644]

"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

[@Benthino]

Senility be hittin

[@vinny9868]

Alzheimer's a bitch.

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

The PTSD kicked in

[@MrPainkiller616]

The fact he calls Peggy, Hank's wife, is the best running joke in the show.

[@timokillzmaleta669]

It was more funny when he was talking to Hank and still called her Hank's wife😂

[@stephj505]

Why does he do that?

[@MrPainkiller616]

@@stephj505 probably never bothered to learn her name

[@stephj505]

@@MrPainkiller616 I think the reason why Cotton often calls Peggy Hank's wife instead of her real name is because she's married to Hank who he has low esteem for.

[@grantorino2325]

@@archivalcopy It's actually a little more complicated than that. And, no, it doesn't imply that a woman is a chattel slave or "property." Historically, a woman who married a man of higher status would receive his station, but a man who married *supra dig* still only held his own rank. i.e., a duke's wife instantly became a duchess, but a lady's husband did not automatically become a lord. Linguistically, this manifested itself in a married woman's having both a *legal name* as well as a *familiar name* . For instance, all of her public records-throughout her life-would read "Margaret Platter," but whenever a stranger asked her who she was, she'd say "I'm Mrs. Henry Hill." It wasn't until the 20th Century (and only in English-speaking countries) that women started *legally changing their names* upon marrying. In Spanish-speaking countries, for example, a married woman's passport, driver's license, etc., says "Dolores Garcia" even after she weds a man named "Martin Rodriguez." But she introduces herself as "Sra. Martin Rodriguez" or simply "Doña Rodriguez." And in Iceland, patronymics continue to be used today. Viz., if a man named "Sigmar" has a son named "Magnus" and a daughter named "Bjork," then-throughout their lives-all legal ID documents for the boy read "Magnus Sigmarsson," and for the girl "Bjork Sigmarsdaughter" (well, actually "Bjork Sigmarsdottir"). And even after she marries a man named "Eric Magnusson," her business name never changes. But she identifies herself to policemen, government workers, etc., as "Fr. Eric Magnusson."

[@steelvenom330]

"That's enough Hank's wife, if you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put em in a Bundt cake"

[@derekihrke5798]

Of all the food items to mention, why did Cotton pick bundt cake?

[@iamchampagn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thedon530]

Lmfaooo

[@deafmusician2]

Cotton is my hero

[@PG_Biggins]

Derek Ihrke cuz bitches put their feelings into a bundt cake

[@MultiDjcraze]

Peggy: I left you lasagna Cotton: And I left it on the floor!

[@iamchampagn]

MultiDjcraze 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bloombaby99]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hellokitchic]

Ha ha!!!! I loved that scene!!!

[@jakedoc4610]

"I think those parenting classes are paying off" - Most under-rated savage thing to say ever

[@Wyattearpp]

"My boys a pump jockey! Works for tips!" "Dad I do not work for t" "PUMP JOCKEY!" "Dad I am not" "WORKS FOR TIPS!"

[@billblaski9523]

Lol man King of the Hill was the best!

[@joniahdemarco3371]

Always "Hank's wife", never Peggy. 😂

[@philneliusharris4189]

Joniah Demarco Always loved that about him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@m.night_schlongislong]

Cotton was a real man.

[@thewarden4798]

"who's uglier Hank's mother or Hank's wife?"

[@frenchfriedrenaissancebaby6140]

(To Hank) "Am I gonna live with you and Hank's wife?"

[@katiacritten9975]

It would have been great if he called her Peggy on his death bed. Not out of respect but as one final fuck you before he died to spite her

[@megafreddyb123]

"Then when you were sittin there shocked that a one legged man kicked ya... He'd bite you."

[@michaelmurphy4880]

😃

[@ThatOldSchoolMagic]

THE pacifists He’d probably needed to be strong enough to keep his body up with his hands while doing a kick.

[@davidhonez8859]

That is my favorite quote

[@davidhonez8859]

One of my favorite quotes

[@KayYoungNC]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jakeman90210]

"Back in my day the principal was the meanest sonovabitch god ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you. Then when you were standing there, shocked, that a one-legged man had kicked you, he'd bite you"

[@305Independent]

"Oops, I over-reminisced and brought up my pain water."

[@ihatefurries4091]

“Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blew his head off?” 😂 I wish today’s shows had this type of humor

[@GustavoLopez-hp8zz]

I die of laughter when i hear that line 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@LuisGarcia-kh7gp]

Jimmy Carter: Do you really hate your son. Cotton: Yes i do Carter: no really Cotton: head to toe Carter: But Cotton: and his wife.

[@treyowen9213]

Carter: he was a baby once.

[@LuisGarcia-kh7gp]

bideo gaems HATED A BABY!!!

[@iamchampagn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@evanmarogen]

*Owen Wilson's voice* WOW!!

[@stevenconnelly1468]

Peggy: "You gave him a loaded shotgun?" Cotton: "Well you don't give a toy without batteries." Cocks the gun. Me: An excellent point!

[@zillydino]

Actually, toys often say "batteries not included"!

[@slackabara6674]

@@zillydino They may not but as a gift I would buy batteries to include with the toy to the recipient.

[@daleketchup7434]

No no, he’s got a point

[@yomamasman8921]

COME GET YA TOOSTIE ROLLZ

[@jasonmarkus3834]

Its actually well known that bobby is an expert marksman who passed his safety training with flying colors.

[@simonpeter5032]

“Bobby’s gonna stick vegetables up his nose, he’s not gonna work at the family gas station.” Most underrated line in the entire show. Should have been #1

[@radicoolfilms7684]

“Hank, Bobby and me have decided he’s going to stick vegetables up his nose. He’s not gonna take over the family gas station”. XD

[@hilariorobles7801]

RadiCoolFilms I get a kick ever time

[@Steventhe2nd]

"Dad i don't sell gas, I sell propane and propane accessories"

[@kennymccormick3646]

Steventhe2nd it's Propane Gas

[@radicoolfilms7684]

Steventhe2nd “Don’t Sass Me Boy! You Ain’t Too Big For Me To Give You A Lickin”!

[@pptemplar5840]

@@kennymccormick3646 and a liquid.

[@jacquelinedimattia774]

....I'm an old man everybody already hates me!

[@Foxtrot-Nation]

That quote was too funny!

[@josephperez2004]

JACQUELINE Di MATTIA, honestly that was the only one of the bunch that was not meant to be just crude or funny but genuinely heartwarming, where Cotton is willing to put himself on the chopping block for a mistake Bobby made.

[@SmashLiXs]

i bet alot of old people feel like that

[@DakariKingMykan]

...I wonder why that is. Surely it's the white hair and the wrinkles and not your award winning personality

[@silencedo_good1037]

The moment the video played your quote.. I read it.

[@Bloombaby99]

1:23 "Um, Colonel, I think the baby's crying." "Good job. Those parenting classes are starting to pay off." I love how the baby is on the floor crying and she just leaves it there.

[@Bloombaby99]

That's like something out of a Sims video game.

[@thebeth4541]

Best Hank and Cotton moment... Cotton: Aw. I just wanted to kill Castro! Hank: I know, dad.

[@ddthewolf]

A lesser but nice gesture, just before that one of Cotton's friends points out that Hank should have come up for air Cotton's first instinct is to have someone go in and save him

[@Cp9Doomsday]

Back off, I didn't want you, I wanted a boy lmao

[@userxx611]

😂😂😂

[@devinmccurry1160]

That might be me when I'm a father saying that lol

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

@@devinmccurry1160 To your son? 😆

[@brynellsidney3983]

" I pee standing up son!" Lmao😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamchampagn]

Brynell Sidney DO U SEE ANY LUMPS UNDER MY SHIRT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kradlinks2880]

I use too😋

[@apex3d595]

Forgot this one, Hank: "I'm just tryin to do what's best for you" Cotton: "if you knew what's best for me you'd have drowned yourself two days after you was born!" Pure. Gold.

[@MsClaudiaDuran]

"I think this one's ready to take her top off." "That's Diane Sawyer, Dad." ⚰️💀😂

[@Originella]

"Well, you burnt my burger, didn't you, B.H.?!"

[@paige9676]

Lol

[@michaelistas8100]

Originella lol

[@missoula2213]

You misspelled the word, “you”.

[@ecgameplayer]

That's what i called my dad

[@josephseed6295]

And I can still taste it.

[@missmoanypants]

I dated a guy who’s grandfather would only refer to me as “woman”, nice guy.

[@tommoore2012]

What about the guy's mother?

[@josh18230]

Old people dont give af, no one to impress anymore.

[@commonsensegaming1756]

Cierra Townsend lol

[@devinmccurry1160]

@@josh18230 so true, i gew up and lived with elderly, they are the realest who don't give a fuck, they don't try to impress society or noithing. They just do them and try to get by life

[@dinolover]

That's what's up

[@ayee_train]

"Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer that you put your hood back on."

[@ryanarment5393]

🤣

[@daleketchup7434]

I know what I’ll say when I die and someone I hate is there

[@aceofcheems7685]

The part where cotton decides to take the blame and defends Bobby really touched me I cried... Just to laugh at the part where cotton says not in the face that's how i makes my livings

[@leociresi4292]

Cotton:” Don’t sass me, boy! You ain’t too old for me to give you a licking’!”

[@BloodyBraces]

3:40 His kill count has been upped to 51

[@TheFireSwordGod]

BloodyBraces fidy wun

[@megathesimper4050]

Cotton Hill is one of my all time favorite Fictional Characters, not a day goes by where I don't end up quoting this great man

[@devinmccurry1160]

So true. can relate to Him lol

[@jayd.501]

You got fiddy likes

[@pizzas4breakfast]

I hope "I killed Fidy men" is a common quote

[@armandodelossantos736]

Great man indeed

[@bozothepimp4039]

So true I do that myself. I sometimes change the lines a little bit so that it fits today's standards but the finest Cotton Hill line I use is: Cotton Hill: "Sorry I am late but I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR!" Myself: "Sorry I am late but I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to Jimmy Carter!"

[@glauco_rocha]

"Good God, you have a fat neck, Hank!" Cracks me up every time.

[@Thetrue777luck777]

Cotton was also a WWII veteran who had his shins "blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun" in combat, and later had his feet attached to his knees. That made Cotton a foot shorter than his fellow family members and caused a characteristic waddle (according to Hank, Cotton was 6'4" with his shins, and 5'1" without). Despite his disability, Cotton eventually reached the rank of Colonel in the Texas State Militia and was often addressed by that rank. Damn he is tough!

[@TheY2AProblem]

“Only a man with a narrow ureety would think that skinny stick is a tree.”

[@armandodelossantos736]

Fucking gold!

[@JaxJordan35]

I KILLED FITTY MEN!

[@MasonKLutz]

The Don you got fitty likes.

[@MedeivalWarfare]

Mason Lutz hun’ed fitty now

[@ecw4life267]

*FIDDY

[@hashbrown7845]

“Good *GOD* you got a fat neck, Hank” Fucking dead 😂

[@leociresi4292]

Cotton shoots straight from the hip!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisstanford896]

"That's enough Hank's wife if you got more feelings to express go on in the kitchen and put em in a bundt cake" lmao😂

[@ianturnbow7011]

Cotton cuddling with his inborn child while asking if he wants to kill a Nazi is easily one of the favorite KOTH moments of all time. When that scene debuted on TV I nearly pissed my pants multiple times.

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

I can't eat excuses!

[@flamethefirefox9006]

"Oh good Lord, cotton! You gave him a loaded shotgun?!" "Well you don't give a toy without batteries."

[@DanteTimberwolf]

"I killed fiddy man"

[@mangocoffee510]

"Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off?"

[@aurorafuture8508]

3:00 when you play wolfenstein on easy mode

[@spartangoku7610]

Oh yes, Can I Play Daddy?

[@victorespino5650]

The family gas station lol

[@emperorsunnyshore9272]

Victor Espino Lol

[@xsailor85]

Victor Espino GAS JOCKY!!! WORKS FOR TIP!!!

[@danter7141]

"He's not going to take over the family gas station" 😂 still cracks me up after all these years.

[@phousefilms]

"Well you burnt my burger, didn't ya BH?!" Lmao, naming his other son Good Hank is one of the most petty and insulting things ever. Thats why its so goddamn funny.

[@timfortune9]

"My boy's a pump jockey. Works for tips." "Dad, I do not work for tips." "Pump jockey!" "Dad, I am not a pump..." "Works for tips!" Of course, "Cotton's Best Moments" could be described as "Every time Cotton is onscreen".

[@NE8675309]

I'M DEAD! "I can't eat excuses!" "Well, you can't give a toy without batteries." "Good God, you've got a fat neck, Hank!" "Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer it if you put your hood back on."

[@michaelmurphy4880]

😃

[@xsailor85]

I killed fify men

[@bozothepimp4039]

You ever noticed that the only person Cotton Hill was never hateful to was Bobby.

[@DanzigFan-vq3zf]

And his second son. Good hank

[@Randy-ry9ss]

He did lock him in a sweat box for three days to toughen him up.

[@alabama7636]

“We’ll see who can’t drive his grandson at night, without a license, while using a mop to push the pedals “.

[@davidbahena1969]

"I pee standing up son" 😂😂

[@mikerollins7151]

u wanna kill a naazi lol

[@iamchampagn]

Mike Rollins A NAAZI SQNAZZI 😂😂😂 I THINK I SPELLED IT RITE BOL

[@TheWorstAmy-LegacyAccount]

3:09 "FULULULU" kills me every time

[@andrewbui8295]

In this day and age, we need that type of Cotton Hill energy now more than ever

[@KevinMartinez-er1zh]

“Back off....I didn’t want you, I wanted a boy” MY SOUL 😂😂😂

[@PracticalBibleStudies]

Cotton is a good father. You can tell because of how well Hank turned out.

[@utopian3d]

Today’s crybabies can’t handle Apu. Could you imagine what they would say about Cotton?

[@aliceangel7644]

utopian3d they would go ballistic!!

[@ColonelZeta]

This is too true . This show would not have made it in today’s age without backlash

[@irvinmorales1409]

@@katiacritten9975 But not the hero we deserve.

[@Bloombaby99]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. We already have one. His name is Donald Trump.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

@@Bloombaby99 lol

[@cubzrulz]

Some of these got cut off way too soon lol anyway my favorite was "That's a good one Hank's wife a women fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read."

[@michaelmurphy4880]

😂

[@thekaiser5087]

“Hank, Bobby and me have decided he’s going to stick vegetables up his nose, he’s not gonna take over the family gas station.”

[@philliefan94]

I don’t work at a gas station, Dad. I sell propane and propane accessories.

[@thekaiser5087]

@@philliefan94 “Don’t sass me boy, you ain’t too big for me to give you a lickin.”

[@packlesswolf1]

Cotton: Wheres dinner? Hank: it's only 3 o'clock Cotton: I cant eat excuses boy

[@LinkofHyrule1996]

“You was adopted, yeah awwww worst fitty bucks I ever spend. Could’ve got me matching pair Chinese babies for $10”.

[@pablol2644]

I love how as much of a womanizer Cotton is and how badly he treats Hank, he clearly has love for Bobby (and GH) and it shows. Every main character in this show is multi-dimensional and you have to see them multiple times for it to sink in. Cotton doesn't hate all people, Dale is a conspiracy theory doofus, but can be charming and smooth, Luanne is a complete ditz, but does have a lot of real world knowledge, Hank is not one for words but he's a big softie..."Ya know...the love."

[@AngryJT]

Dale helping Cotton moon Hank is one of the greatest moments in televised history.

[@avocados31]

"You don't give a toys without batterys." - Cotton Hill

[@kheperasekmet5197]

Don't you sass me !!

[@troybull3673]

I don’t love you “beeeeep” 😂😂😂

[@Dingleberryweeweebutt]

"I was down to my last rat. I let him live so i could eat his droppings. Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@MasterArchfiend]

I always got the feeling that he hated himself so much that he went out of his way to make everyone hate him just as much in order to justify his selfloathing. I may be reaching a bit though.

[@Vincent-yp1gj]

I wouldn't say you're reaching. In my opinion that seems like a pretty accurate character assement of him.

[@anthonychilders9549]

My grandmother had a horrible and it ended up making her miserable towards the entire family. Maybe that was it

[@chuckfinley6747]

“Well thank you for the assessment Dr. Crazy but I killed fidy men. Ain’t nothing to hate about that.”-Cotton Hill

[@dominickjustave3558]

I think the war messed him up

[@bluenoclues3685]

No excuses. Cotton’s just a jackass

[@sertorrhenclegane]

My favorite Cotton Hill moment is the episode when he and Didi show up at the house and she's obviously pregnant, leading to Cotton's declaration of "Don't worry. She ain't fat. I knocked her up."

[@llamamanism]

“I can’t eat excuses!” Cottons a piece of work. The more I watch of this series the more I like it, it’s the best animation I’ve ever seen

[@mjstory1976]

He killed 50 men

[@tommywright7196]

No it fiddy men lol

[@purpledragon1945]

And one pinata

[@henrylivingstone2971]

“That’s enough Hank’s wife, if you got more feelings to express get in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake” 😂😂😂 So politically incorrect but so funny 😂😂😂

[@Enrique-Garcia]

Single best Cotton Hill line: "You ain't mah daddy! I'm YOOURRNNN daddy!"

[@archangeltyrael3369]

It's pretty impressive that Dale can easily life Cotton up with just one arm

[@HalfHazardous]

Hank's relationship with his father parallels that of my father's relationship with his dad. Ironically, my last name is Hill.. I guess that would make me Bobby.. eh I guess that's fine.

[@k_tess]

You shove vegetables up your nose? Or did you inherit the family gas station.

[@yourmum69_420]

so your full name is HalfHazardous Hill?

[@cobaltprime9467]

Cotton was always an angry ass, his crazy only came in when he got old. Dementia sucks. But he cared about his family... in his own weird and senile way. His best moment was helping Peggy with her physical therapy.

[@nextofken]

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[@JustJulyo]

I want to be just like Cotton when I grow up

[@toonboy2041]

So you wanna be a misogynist?

[@retaliaterguitar2]

If you got anymore girly opinions to express, go to the kitchen and bake them into a bundt cake

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

ill get the hack saw

[@ILovePancakes24]

If you got anymore girly opinions to express, go to the kitchen and bake them into a bundt cake

[@hudsonball4702]

You won't grow very much.

[@MehIgotnothing]

"Hold it I think this one is ready to take her top off." "That's Diane Sawyer dad." 😂

[@murkywaterz7663]

Where's dinner? Dad it's 3 o clock I CAN'T EAT EXCUSES!!!

[@Spaceman_Sp1ff]

Cant find it on youtube, but cottons best moment is when he sees peggy in a body cast and says “Hank what’d you do to your wife? I didnt teach you that.”

[@LuisGarcia-kh7gp]

IM NOT SLEEPY... I CAN OUT FIGHT OUT DRINK AND OUT DO ANYONE I KNOW.

[@josephseed6295]

I never got to tell Hank that he is still a miserable failure.

[@carultch]

Ironically, Hank seems to be more successful than Cotton.

[@chuckfinley6747]

carultch How so? He ain’t nothing but a miserable Pump Jockey working for tips.

[@darknova1552]

We the power of yes to clean his sins.

[@renegadeangel5194]

Cotton: Where's dinner? Hank: It's 3 o' clock Cotton: I cant eat excuses!

[@tazmanian5802]

YOU GAVE HIM A LOADED SHOT GUN “Well you don’t give a toy without batteries” IM DEAD BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Draegoron]

"QUE ES TOJO?" Rip my sides

[@bethanyoneal5789]

He killed fiddy men!

[@superduck6456]

“Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off?”

[@jacoboflaherty5282]

The mr. Reaper part got me laughing hard 😂😂💀

[@rtgunzboi]

Don't sass me boy! XD

[@miguelcejajr5976]

You loves me what kind of man tells another man he loves him I don't wanna die with my sissie son who loves me you gonna bring me roses cause you love me get out of here I can't even look at you how dare you love me

[@ianfinrir8724]

Miguel Ceja Jr Fine, I don't love you.

[@SmashLiXs]

sister: why do you keep opening my door when i want it closed? me: 0:14

[@jmie5]

"In my day, the principal was the meanest sumbitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at ya. Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man'd kick ya, he'd bite ya." - Cotton Hill

[@triforcewielder8500]

Godamn TOEJOE took my shins....

[@TheRealSparkplugTheFox]

14# I can't eat excuses! I'm gonna say that to a vegan when they tell me meat is murder Plus #21, 14, 8, 7, and 5 X'D

[@Torthrodhel]

Meat killed fiddy men.

[@TheRealSparkplugTheFox]

@@Torthrodhel Mind translating that for me? I have no idea of what your talking about

[@Torthrodhel]

I was doing the "I killed fiddy men" (fifty men) thing Cotton does in some of these clips, except that since you were saying about that "meat is murder" saying, I was applying it to meat. Geddit? Cos if meat is murder, maybe it killed fifty men. Just a dumb joke, no worries.

[@TheRealSparkplugTheFox]

@@Torthrodhel did you hear it? The sound of me smacking myself in the forehead. I misread fitty as freddy for some reason

[@Torthrodhel]

ah that's a funny mistake :D

[@FaLL0uTZ0mBie]

I’m so glad I was able to experience this show in its entirety during highschool. I’ll never forget the AS bumpers that promoted Strickland propane or Alamo beer in between commercials. Truly a magical time I tell you hwhat

[@deemunson2919]

One of my favorite ones was when dee dee was still pregnant with G.H. and Cotton said," he's a live one, just busting to get out of there. Not like Hank, never moved a muscle. Not even born and he already give up."

[@dawndishsoap9270]

Hanks wife

[@justincounts6001]

25 times Courage the Cowardly Dog gave us nightmares as a kid

[@SpaceCase132]

Buddy, you’d have to make a SERIES of lists for the amount of times Courage gave us nightmares. You’d have an easier time making a list of the times Courage pulled at our heartstrings.

[@iwillpunchyouruglyass]

"Return the Slab."

[@AvoozlPlays]

"Woman works, man loses his sausage."

[@Mpg-gh5fq]

Hank: "I was born in the lady's room at Yankee Stadium?. . .Thanks for not leaving me there, I guess." Cotton: "Don't thank me. Thank your mother."