Eko ari wibowo He can still try for most failed record attemtps.
@Gigaheart9 жыл бұрын
Eko ari wibowo Participation doesn't deserve a medal.
@sterling-92599 жыл бұрын
Eko ari wibowo Most failed attempts at breaking a world record
@raposarealm9 жыл бұрын
+WhoLOCKED+DFTBA I believe buzzfeed broke that one a while ago. Or rather, broke more than John did here.
@MisterSpocktopus8 жыл бұрын
John, you actually broke a record. "Most amount of teenagers to cry over a book."
@I_Am_Baba_Yaga8 жыл бұрын
Eh idk Harry Potter might have that
@gabrielgomesbrito9 жыл бұрын
Let's set up a Nerdfighteria Penguin Convention in the U.S., that's sure to beat that.
@pixelmaniac85349 жыл бұрын
I believe "most road signs slapped with a salmon by someone named John" is still up for grabs.
@EricSartor9 жыл бұрын
What is the world record for the most world records lost? Someone who had many records but lost them to other people. I wonder if they keep a record of that...
@BazookaTooth7079 жыл бұрын
Its the age of the data collector. There's a statistic for everything and everyone. They could make a record for that if there isn't already lol
@tiloco219 жыл бұрын
***** but there would always be a tie for first because whenever someone else beat that record the person behind them would add one to their tally :P
@brushpicks119 жыл бұрын
***** they tell you on hey arnold
@EricSartor9 жыл бұрын
tiloco21 Holy shit you're right :\
@RainaRamsay9 жыл бұрын
This is such a delightful video. John Green makes failing to beat world records look like so much fun!
@reedkellner64474 жыл бұрын
Themed trivia and watching this man fail at trivial things! That's KZbin gold!
@barduk49 жыл бұрын
the amount of concentration on john's face during the marshmellow part was hilarious
@axcvilla9 жыл бұрын
I need more outtakes!!!! ALSO! I'd like to see how many Mental Floss staff members (including John) we can fit into a Mini Cooper.
@Hobartthedolphinboy9 жыл бұрын
I like this video and the life hacks videos. Any video where John attempts to do things. Key word being "attempts"....
@ryanrossinthebutt9 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you wanna get together with a bunch of my friends and brush our teeth?" "Sure!"
@PogieJoe9 жыл бұрын
I always love the quiz show music when John is testing something. XD
@Pawz21429 жыл бұрын
Don't worry John you will my world record for craziest hair in a KZbin series
@Rurike9 жыл бұрын
Do note if you actually wish to attempt a world record, you NEED to call in an official representative of the guiness book of world records or else no matter the circumstances your record WILL NOT COUNT
@starlinguk9 жыл бұрын
Aight, where's my penguin costume.
@Peng_Pong9 жыл бұрын
Right here
@Banchetph9 жыл бұрын
You should have Jon try to attempt to break world records every show! This is my favorite mental floss episode.
@internethobo769 жыл бұрын
DFTBA (do fail to bicep apples!)
@guimarques0139 жыл бұрын
This was by far one of the funniest episodes ever!!! :D
@chriscauley41829 жыл бұрын
That felt like John was phoning it in. None the less, best video so far.
@JonMadsen709 жыл бұрын
John, you do realize that Hank made a video years ago about building card houses...right?
@ARP2wefightforyou9 жыл бұрын
You could fit at least 40 babies in a Mini Couper Hatchback.
@shieldon5309 жыл бұрын
Mental Floss always makes me smile! :D Thanks Mental Floss!
@rupie4179 жыл бұрын
i, along with 800+ south carolinians beat the record for most bow ties consecutivly tied in one place in under 5 minutes! :) this was in 2014 and we beat the english's record that was onle 417 people.
@godofthedesecrated74499 жыл бұрын
Mr Yuck on the wall of the salon :-) I remember as a kid handing Mr Yuck stickers out door to door to raise awareness for the newly created posion control center. We had him stuck on the front of all our cabnits that contained posion, easier for us kids to locate them that way!
@beccaatuh9 жыл бұрын
You gave me a good chuckle and made my day, John! Thanks so much for the informative (and funny) video. It's just what I needed :-)
@Zetta3309 жыл бұрын
John and Hank, host a meet up where everybody must be dressed as penguins to get in. NOOT NOOT RECORD. NOOT NOOT.
@charliereynolds9809 жыл бұрын
I love his face of determination in between marshmallows!
@alexlavin45929 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever noticed that when John says mental floss quickly it sounds like menopause
@steampunkerella9 жыл бұрын
your hands are way too shaky to make a house of cards
@ljmastertroll9 жыл бұрын
That Sauna needs to be the new United Nations.
@YoungBrave20069 жыл бұрын
***** I bet they cheated by getting people with dual citizenship, or even more citizenships on a single person. I bet there's countries out there where you can buy citizenship for like $10.
@ljmastertroll9 жыл бұрын
YoungBrave2006 Maybe they used all Hobbits.
@YoungBrave20069 жыл бұрын
***** I bet it was probably like 10 guys total, with nine citizenships each, and they were only in there for like a minute.
@LittleLionFlower9 жыл бұрын
YoungBrave2006 It actually was 99 people, and they were in there for five minutes.
@YoungBrave20069 жыл бұрын
LittleLionFlower I think my idea was better, because that's absolutely gross. Don't work hard, work smart, and don't get into a sauna with 98 other people.
@dap4899 жыл бұрын
Thanks for including the metric system :)
@gl1500ctv9 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, he wasn't very consistent on when he used metric and when he used imperial units. :( (It's probably because the record is in the units used by the people who broke the record... Maybe?) Signed, A Yank who wishes his country would just make up its mind.
@only20frickinletters9 жыл бұрын
Stephen Furr We've made up our mind.
@Isabellecomplete9 жыл бұрын
What I find particularly hilarious about this video is that John HAS in fact learned how to make a house of cards. There is a 2007 vlogbrothers video in which Hank taught him (though if I recall correctly even with instructions John kinda sucked at it)
@leigha.b.18759 жыл бұрын
Also, we should get the penguin thing done... Do we all have to be in one place or can we pitch in via Internet?
@quinxorin9 жыл бұрын
John, you weren't able to build a card house because you were working on a slippery table. It's actually really easy to get the bottom level if you're on a felt table or other surface that holds the cards in place.
@MindOfBoomBoom9 жыл бұрын
You could TOTALLY crush the Penguin Record at Vidcon 2015, so what the heck are you waiting for? John Green VidCon LLC
@alexplorer9 жыл бұрын
I don't know that it's a world record, but this episode is certainly their personal best for "Most Filler."
@kroee9 жыл бұрын
great show. just a request: when using measurements, use both normal and imperial units. Perhaps say the imperial units and write the metric ones.
@bakaness1290009 жыл бұрын
"Not today friends,not today" 😂
@KaeYoss9 жыл бұрын
99 nationalities in a sauna 99 nationalities You take one down and pass it around Wait what?
@jdieso44002 жыл бұрын
The wedding of Deadpool holds the record for the most comic book characters on a single comic book cover
@Iinneus9 жыл бұрын
Who else got really excited at the end, like "Wow, only 10? This is it! We're gonna witness a record on camera; they were saving this moment!"
@marthak16189 жыл бұрын
The coin stacking thing takes me back to my childhood. One boring summer, my cousins and I spent what felt like weeks in my Aunt's living room doing the thing where you put a penny on your elbow and then quickly drop your hand and snatch it as it falls. Once everyone got the hang of it, we started adding more pennies. I think I was the winner (memory is so imperfect) and although I don't remember the count, I do remember it was more than the 50 in a roll of pennies. It's amazing what you can achieve just by doing the same thing over and over and over and over.
@JunesGo9 жыл бұрын
Internet personality establishes that there is something he doesn't know how to do and then proceeds to not look it up on the internet. Long-way triangles John, and with that knowledge you still wont be able to do it because it is difficult.
@draikmage9 жыл бұрын
did john really didn't know how to build a house of cards? i mean even the first two cards? xD one of the funiest episodes so far :D
@dm_nimbus9 жыл бұрын
I have to push the pram a lot!
@Regolith869 жыл бұрын
James Craver 'Tis a silly place...
@EmmaSmithEriallo9 жыл бұрын
This made me giggle.
@sterling-92599 жыл бұрын
James Craver MONTY PYTHON FANDOM HELLO I MISSED YOU
@TheSnkdthmnky9 жыл бұрын
Hilarious that anybody would think of crushing apples with their biceps. It is good to see that you did not waste portions of your childhood making card houses like I did.
@rachel33959 жыл бұрын
1:59 Why are you calling a stroller a pram when you are American?? It's a stroller!!
@nikocabrera99939 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!! I was confused when he said "pram" until I saw the picture, then I assumed a "pram" is a stroller
@TerryMcGinn9 жыл бұрын
Rachel Grafton Probably because that's how the record is titled. It's a Guinness record after all.
@AlexPope16689 жыл бұрын
Rachel Grafton He's also an honourary Brit due to his support of the Wimbledon Football Club... also, he is a bit of a wanker. ;)
@Tytoalba7779 жыл бұрын
Here's one for you to break: Most facts presented in 1 minute
@MrLookatmyhat9 жыл бұрын
possibly the funniest mental floss ever
@sarahlowe17669 жыл бұрын
Come on John! Hank showed us all the best way to build card houses in one of the very first Vlog Brothers videos. tsk tsk
@ScottKorin9 жыл бұрын
"No, I cannot catch 31 marshmallows in a minute. Or not even two" New York Best Selling author John Green, ladies and gentlemen
@Apophis3249 жыл бұрын
I love that jazzy tune they use to beat records :D
@Zeldaschampion9 жыл бұрын
John's lack of use of a comb has to be a weird world record.
@Whatalansays9 жыл бұрын
I just recognized the Triforce in the back. My Legend of Zelda fanboy senses are tingling
@mimiiokay9 жыл бұрын
John is hillarious!
@AstrumG2V9 жыл бұрын
Seriously, has John NEVER tried to build a house of cards?!
@jpr909 жыл бұрын
Ok, so everyone watching this video come on over in your best penguin costume and let's break that record!
@alannar.87019 жыл бұрын
Didn't you learn how to build a professional house of cards back in 2007?
@AtticusJackson8 жыл бұрын
I still to this day don't understand returning to the salon when you were there the whole time.
@Roxor1289 жыл бұрын
Usually when Mental Floss does trivia, they cover something interesting. This lot, however, just had me wondering "Why bother?"
@glittermytimbers9 жыл бұрын
I will be participating in the worlds longest wave tomorrow. As in, the thing where people raise their arms at different times to resemble a wave. Even the inventor will be there. This probably gives me at least 7 cool points. Ya, that's right John, be jealous!!
@emmak58039 жыл бұрын
I wanna eeeeaaaattt the chandeli-ier, the chandeli-ier
@SteelersCardinals19 жыл бұрын
It's only been eight years, John. How did you forget how to build a house of cards since Brotherhood 2.0? Did you also forget Nanny, Nanny, Rich Kid?
@invisibleninja864 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the suggestion that they should have one "regular person" compete in every Olympic event so the audience can understand just how difficult those sports are. Plus if this video is any indication, it would be super entertaining. I volunteer to be the regular person for team rowing.
@TheOneJohnHall9 жыл бұрын
"It's go time biceps" - Oh that's great
@JosephClayson9 жыл бұрын
Puff levels are dangerously high...
@ProgrammedToFunction9 жыл бұрын
I would like for the team over at mental floss to continue there research and find a work record that john could actually get.
@coredumperror9 жыл бұрын
How is it even physically possible to survive a dive into ONE FOOT of water from 36 feet up?
@jcubberl19 жыл бұрын
you still hold the record for most intermittent decreased world suck in under 4 minute intervals (tie)
@feanenatreides9 жыл бұрын
26 reminds me of the episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger tried to eat a Jeep to prove his "insanity".
@ranwolf769 жыл бұрын
feanenatreides didn't they do an episode about the most people in a jeep?
@feanenatreides9 жыл бұрын
ranwolf76 I had to double check, but yep.
@Nhoj31neirbo479 жыл бұрын
Ashrita Furman holds the most Guinness World Records. Amazing guy with some funny, weird records.
@OwlishFun8 жыл бұрын
Oh John. Hank taught us how to build card houses in 2007 (0r was it 2008) with his misprinted business cards. But good trying, you tried the trying-est :D
@griffinmorris7349 жыл бұрын
my friends broke the record for largest chorus singing in harmony
@MidwestArtMan9 жыл бұрын
I was expecting them to mention the record for most self-inflicted kicks to the head. I doubt John would try that one, though.
@tenaciousdean61799 жыл бұрын
A new record has just been broken by John Green for most failed Guinness Book of Record attempts
@davidalexallen9 жыл бұрын
Hey, that guy won the half-marathon in my home city!
@slendermike32069 жыл бұрын
The parking one was actually impressive
@erisedstraeh19 жыл бұрын
I know that it's completely contrary to the SPIRIT of the record, but I feel like attempting to pick up a grain of rice, failing, and having it flick off in a random direction should still count as "moving" it with chopsticks. :P
@moshihaey19 жыл бұрын
I heard the lego tower one and I was like, my school district did that, AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS MY SCHOOL THAT SET THE WORLD RECORD
@charleshanson94679 жыл бұрын
There's a record for most people simultaneously changing cloth baby diapers.
@LisaDaVonne9 жыл бұрын
John, you are my hero! :)
@Sean_Endicott9 жыл бұрын
That penguin one seems like it could be broken by a school or church pretty easily.
@Slothptimal9 жыл бұрын
Pausing the video at 00:00 creates an awkward shot of John's O-face as he stares at you.
@chrisnotaperson81279 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you skipped World's Longest Continuous Shower. Kevin "Catfish" McCarthy set a world record on April 12, 1985, by completing a 341-hour shower at Buffalo State College. That's 14.2 days in one shower!
@BIIGtony9 жыл бұрын
How does a person not know how to stack cards?
@Rurike9 жыл бұрын
BIIGtony Never came up as a life necessity?
@littlehouseontheprepostero84579 жыл бұрын
BIIGtony Actually, Hank educated John on the 'professional' house - of - card - building method back in early, early Brotherhood 2.0. One assumes he simply forgot.
@Rurike9 жыл бұрын
littlehouseonthepreposterous Or possibly exaggerated his lack of skills a bit for comedic purposes
@only20frickinletters9 жыл бұрын
BIIGtony Do you remember trying to build a house of cards for the first time? You spend a lot of time getting the first two to hold.
@BIIGtony9 жыл бұрын
17inchcorkscrew Of course! But I kinda assumed everyone had done that at some point in their childhood.
@agentrikamcgee9 жыл бұрын
Remember the time when world records actually record human achievements, you know, ones that make sense? Because I don't... Also, hell yeah for the Philippine Rainbow record!
@fireaza9 жыл бұрын
When your card stacking has reached the point where you're able to make replicas of specific hotels, you know you've probably spent far too much of your life on making houses of cards.
@Grizzly_Lab9 жыл бұрын
Indeed the biggest lego tower has been rebeaten: Milan, Italy, during EXPO, couple of days ago, 35.05 meters (around 115 ft)
@paxman1929 жыл бұрын
Longest list of weird world records on KZbin by Mental Floss: John Green
@theImprobableSteve9 жыл бұрын
Great video.
@leigha.b.18759 жыл бұрын
Well John you couldn't get a world record for any of those things, but you could probably get a world record for number of hearts broken because of you books.
@pramitbanerjee9 жыл бұрын
those marshmellows look so good.
@KaeYoss9 жыл бұрын
28 people? Wow, that means you can probably get at least 100 in a real car.
@SantiAcq9 жыл бұрын
The tallest lego tower record has been beaten this week by some italian people.
@CuleChick119 жыл бұрын
What's the record for most injuries sustained while trying to break a world record? I mean, jumping into a shallow pool sounds like it would break several somethings.
@hawaiano89 жыл бұрын
28 crammed in a mini huh? Surely at least two had a snatch in their face.
@grace128939 жыл бұрын
Puff Levels at an all-time high
@mikey72579 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to be the first person to get into that mini cooper. You'd have to wait for 27 people to get out if u felt crushed
@henrikharbin55213 жыл бұрын
You can try stacking the coins while flattening your hand.
@fantasticmio7 жыл бұрын
Re: #26 His super power isn't that he can eat a plane. His super power is that he can poop a plane.