We did not suck! We did a great job! NEVER LEAVE ME TO RAISE THOSE MINECRAFTERS AGAIN!
@flumper55714 жыл бұрын
Ross touched the butt
@anonymous-ei8cm4 жыл бұрын
Chickens drop pot-..ted plants
@serenacrelling42794 жыл бұрын
JESS DONT CHOKE ROSS!😂😂😂 AND NO 4:20 FROM CHICKENS!!!😂😂😂 Please do more vids with jason,ross, and max love you!!!♡♡♡
@hannahk61043 жыл бұрын
Maxmau for life
@trevorlouis70413 жыл бұрын
i guess Im asking the wrong place but does someone know a method to log back into an Instagram account? I stupidly lost the password. I would love any help you can give me
@phoenixwolf93545 жыл бұрын
"Go choke Ross or something upstairs." -Aphmau/Jess 2019
@miradreamer62745 жыл бұрын
phoenix wolf i choose or something upstairs
@phoenixwolf93545 жыл бұрын
Mira Dreamer you have save Ross from Aphmau
@thatdumbbeech96244 жыл бұрын
lmfao 😂😂😂
@TheRoyalDerp5 жыл бұрын
"WHO THINKS THEY TALKING ABOUT GRASS WHEN THEY SAY GRASS?!?!" -Mithzan 2019 6:41 Timestamp
@catcrafterkid70665 жыл бұрын
i know the answer!!! people who talk about grass when saying grass! ROYAL DERP and Max, i figured out ur master plan >:) yoit
@anyaskers20255 жыл бұрын
Max with the boys: Max with Jess: STRUT IT QUEEN!
@drinkpaint4 жыл бұрын
i feel like it would be “KWEEN”. “Queen” is just to basic. 😂
@fourleafclovers12045 жыл бұрын
“The bird works for the blue team.” NO THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISE
@colbyuwu46785 жыл бұрын
@Marguerite Bourgeois Wouldn't that be good? You got an army of blue birbs working for you, no? XD
@ilikepancakesokbye62345 жыл бұрын
Booshwazee
@natashaford46545 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT TO MY SELF DURING THE FIRST ONE OF THESE, “one day the dirt will be diamond” 27 episodes later here we are
@colbyuwu46785 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna say it... It's grass not dirt sorry mate :p
@braydentaylor38515 жыл бұрын
Colby Bianco its basically both
@colbyuwu46785 жыл бұрын
@@braydentaylor3851 Eh not really :p
@piechu24195 жыл бұрын
gotta agree with Colby Bianco
@natashaford46545 жыл бұрын
I meant dirt as in the ground they walk
@jeremiahtheartist5 жыл бұрын
"Sassy Sisters" "Yeah, it's Alabama." "Go choke Ross or something upstairs" "Strut that!" "I hear Ross screaming upstairs." "Beat peoples butts and stuff. Yeah!" "We're gonna win, and gonna have fun while doing it!" "YEET!" "WHHHHAT?" "Big yeet." "And get horses." "Sandtastic" "I wonder how Ross and his uncle cousin are doing." Some really funny and cute lines.
@colbyuwu46785 жыл бұрын
Battle faze Max said "Don't let him touch your butt" to Jess XD
@jeremiahtheartist5 жыл бұрын
@@colbyuwu4678 Ha
@apteryx5 жыл бұрын
"I found pot!"
@catcrafterkid70665 жыл бұрын
"'i will never live that down" a sad line..... Jerome killed Max's parrot :c
@smelliestowl24505 жыл бұрын
I love Max’s and Jess’s relationship they are so funny together 😂💜💜
@thefacelessone61514 жыл бұрын
No u did the hearts wrong 😂♥️💜 mithmau hearts
@Ivte-dr6kk4 жыл бұрын
No we don't do this we already know aarmau is the best for these two colors♥️💜
@smelliestowl24504 жыл бұрын
Anime Sucks if it was max and aph it would be 💜💛
@Ivte-dr6kk4 жыл бұрын
Owl correct
@shelbyhowell25443 жыл бұрын
@Sero’s Mi Amor okay not to be that guy but... yall do know that shipping REAL people is stupid right? Jessica is MARRIED. with three (or four cant remember) children. Max has a GIRLFRIEND. Krista. Who is a wonderful person. Jason is a wonderful person. Don't ship real people.
@MM-or2hh5 жыл бұрын
Jess: How many more hours until we go into battle? Max: Less than five minutes
@lilycarlson96825 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: Ender Pearls were added to Minecraft in AHHHHHH!!!
@goldmoney19965 жыл бұрын
14:27 Jess: The chickens dropped pot....ted plants
@madicosgrove5515 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely nobody: Jerome: Max: my birb DIED
@summergirlinparis5 жыл бұрын
Max: (dying) Aphmau: (sings)
@jacquelinesimons38545 жыл бұрын
Ross: cousin... Uncle.. No one... Jess 2019: Aphmau: its Alabama Me: *falls of bed* (T^T)
@themoonkey22165 жыл бұрын
jacqueline Simons I can’t seem to translate this comment
@rltg_peezzy92065 жыл бұрын
not even 3 minutes in Aphmau: Makes joke about having $3X with relatives
@themoonkey22165 жыл бұрын
RLTG_Peezzy thank you
@endershel81635 жыл бұрын
Wait what I'm so confused
@Alpha1211985 жыл бұрын
Jess caught me off guard with that comment. Seriously not a minute in and we already have a joke that can floor me.
@inconspicuousquokka90555 жыл бұрын
*five minute time warning goes off* Jess:AAaaAhaHooOO! Max: why does that scare you? Literally max every other time: AAaAaAAhHhH!!
@KitsuneKhaos5 жыл бұрын
“We are the sassy sucky sisters” -Aphmau/Jess 2019
@zelotedteddybear22225 жыл бұрын
Aph: I'll never let go Max. I'll never let go. Max: I'ma throwing you off a cliff!
@bibbidi46165 жыл бұрын
2:19 when the car won’t start up
@katrishajo13345 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Jess: *ALBAMA* +screaming her head off when there's 5 min left. 🤣🤣🤣
@jamemhm5 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to not have autocorrect fix alabama for you
@hunterpowers25685 жыл бұрын
Trash Channel 😂
@katrishajo13345 жыл бұрын
Idk, it just do what it meant to do, plus, it's kinda funnier 😂
@Elizabeth-qf3nm5 жыл бұрын
"*gasp* The chickens drop pot..... ted plants"- Jess 2019
@natashaford46545 жыл бұрын
It’s always a good day when APH and max team up 😊😊
@AV_Heart5 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: “the chickens jump pot-ted plants” Me:*laughing* Aphmau knows a lot of stuff.
@Snowstorm...5 жыл бұрын
2:01 I did my own randomized survival and the Datapack I used made Grass Blocks drop these. It's super useful until you just need one more diamond and your entire inventory is filled with horse armor and helmets.
@dustindustymatthew19615 жыл бұрын
Max and Jess’s banter at 6:32 reminds me of my best friend and I 😂😂 I love it so much
@reneehakala705 жыл бұрын
I love that after Max picked up the red key Ross said “put it back”
@calvinchen31575 жыл бұрын
2:10 Max: It's just a bunch of ITEM
@PhinntheGem5 жыл бұрын
I've never been so early holy- Time to watch this instead of doing schoolwork _yeet_
@dustindustymatthew19615 жыл бұрын
Phinn the Gem honestly same 😂
@colbyuwu46785 жыл бұрын
Oi guess I'm early then too XD
@lordmikey57555 жыл бұрын
I love the beginning when Jerome just goes “yah it’s definitely Alabama”
@imsleepy35145 жыл бұрын
Jerome?
@imsleepy35145 жыл бұрын
Nevermind
@marsh89385 жыл бұрын
“The chickens drop pot!....TED PLANTS-“ -Jess
@fuckyou122045 жыл бұрын
Jess: We are the sassy *succer* sisters XD
@piechu24195 жыл бұрын
ikr
@nugsranch75565 жыл бұрын
"I found pot-.... ted plants!" Im concerned maybe- Is jess a pot head!? XD
@angelcraig67545 жыл бұрын
“Definitely Alabama” - Mithzan 2019
@thefrenchman77515 жыл бұрын
"Pentheho" -Jess 2019
@worldwidepotatoe43514 жыл бұрын
I love that these friendships stayed
@bibble53714 жыл бұрын
One moment y'all are all cheering eachother on *Ten seconds later* max: your suppose to bring goodluck Jess: I'm trying Max: try harder Me: ah, yes, the beauty of friendship
@americacantero43625 жыл бұрын
I like when max said “ problem solved “ I keeper laughing 😂 hahahah
@emilystitch49685 жыл бұрын
When max asked Jess to insalt him in Spanish I thought of the try not to laugh with Ross say she was Mexican. I know u don't get along with Adam but I just had to say it
@sparkta26885 жыл бұрын
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
@cosmickitty34574 жыл бұрын
4:13 Jess: "You should yell too. Just start screaming." Max: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" 8:21 Jess: "They added enderpearls to the game in like 2000 and AHHHHHHHH!" 17:46 Jess: "Go choke Ross or something upstairs."
@fuckyou122045 жыл бұрын
Poor Jerome, Max just thinks he's a murderer but Jerome actually killed a spy
@richelledecastro77055 жыл бұрын
18:40 I was laughing. Dear lord that was funny.
@lostgirls59543 жыл бұрын
It's so cool to see these and then look at the newer ones and see just how far it's come
@primitivebear23775 жыл бұрын
LOVE THE VIDEOS keep up the great work subscribed and liked
@evn44444 жыл бұрын
this video is so chaotic neutral and i love it.
@RandomPerson-zo1ue5 жыл бұрын
"How Many More HOURS Until We Go To Battle" -Aphmau/Jess
@serenacrelling42794 жыл бұрын
Jess:I'll never let go max, I'll never let go... Max:IM THROWING YOU OFF A CLIFF!!!
@sunandm00n505 жыл бұрын
"It's definitely Alabama"
@envoxity95444 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Still Nobody: Aphmau: *BiRdS*
@leonewashere5 жыл бұрын
this series brings me so much joy
@sapphirethefabulous29244 жыл бұрын
7:10 gets me everyt time
@chocolatecake71173 жыл бұрын
I love when watching this series, ever since the incident with Jerome killing his bird, he won't stop mentioning it lolol
@OceanTwoWM5 жыл бұрын
Probably the best Randomized Hinger Games so far!
@leonewashere5 жыл бұрын
“a grass block could be diamonds” it finally came true guys.
@Emerald_Dev5 жыл бұрын
For April fools play a “normal” game of randomized hunger games but you use hacks
@camerondavis73195 жыл бұрын
As an Alabamian...I can confirm that ross’ uncle cousin shrek, is my brother’s sister’s aunt on my dad’s side...3 times removed.
@_Mr_Slow5 жыл бұрын
Both Jess and Max have had their birds killed so that’s why they are on a team😂
@luzbaito86685 жыл бұрын
When you realize that they're fighting over valuable grass.
@abrahamjimenez7275 жыл бұрын
YESSS. All my favorite KZbinrs in a single video
@madileah81043 жыл бұрын
I love that I drifted from watching Jess (Aphmau) to watching Max years later. Aph introduced me to him years ago through her channel, and even to this day, I still watch his content.
@g_i8574 жыл бұрын
Imagine the teams being Max + Jerome Vs Zyph + Quig
@ARTSYISMISSING4 жыл бұрын
‘I found pot-ted plants-!’ Ahh, jess.
@lilac_krazyt72734 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: "they added ender pearls to the game in like 2000 and *AH!"* Best line😆😆😂😆😂😆😂
@corleyb94875 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jess is in these videos. She a busy gurl! She just recorded with Lizzy, Lauren, and Cupquake too!
@cloud.l.l5 жыл бұрын
Max and Aphmau fighting in like...the beginning of the video is me and my siblings
@maceyboo25974 жыл бұрын
The outro on round one was playing and I was like is it already over NOPE there is a round two lol
@kelseyj67814 жыл бұрын
Y’all max and aph are the best friends to watch play Minecraft 7:37 that explains a lot 😂
@bloxmon34215 жыл бұрын
classic Jerome always breaking things
@pleasesendhelp21975 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've gotten the chance to day this before but I love how you theme your intros
@tabiibat5 жыл бұрын
I actually have "cousin uncles". My dad's brother married and had kids with my grandmother's (on my moms side )husbands sister. So they're my cousins on my dads side And technically my step-uncles on my moms side.
@Sydmims5 жыл бұрын
That sounds pretty awkward for your dad, since his brother is married to his mother-in-law.
@tabiibat5 жыл бұрын
Not his mother in law. My grandmother is married to my uncles wife's brother. Step grandpa is brother to uncles wife. It's confusing
@thebeautifulkil34235 жыл бұрын
Me:See's Shrek in the thumb nail OML YOU GOT JOELLLL I LOVE HIM 😭😭😭 Oh- never mind ;-;
@Pipsqueak_055 жыл бұрын
Thank you for helping my day. It was horrible
@afaantiwana33625 жыл бұрын
Shrek and ross on the same team? Doesnt that mean ross is donkey?
@em_ilymay4 жыл бұрын
THE NOISE AT 2:10
@hannahk61043 жыл бұрын
Jess: i'll never let go max, i'll never let go Max: I'm throwin you off a cliff! Me: *repeats max saying i'm throwin you off a cliff*
@serenacrelling42794 жыл бұрын
Max:do me something. And yeet yourself Jess: YE- *dies in lava* Max, were screwed Max:no were not Me:BELIVEEEEEEEEE IN MAXXXX *in battle* Jess:It was a pleasure knowing you Max:Oh. was it??
@enbybrogamer76234 жыл бұрын
i love that your outros are almost always caravan palace
@irondexterity91655 жыл бұрын
'Pot..ted plants.' close to making a reference to the Drug Cops and Robbers from Sky..
@tytydino4 жыл бұрын
You hurt my soul and I *quack*ing love it
@jerronng55685 жыл бұрын
12:40 trys to spell Jerome when he just remembered it was yourpalsherk
@angelcraig67545 жыл бұрын
I had to raise Ross alone!!” - Aphmau 2019
@Jimmers25 жыл бұрын
I realy love this series
@lyrical_enby5 жыл бұрын
Max and Jess fight like an old married couple and I live for that
@jessicatrzcinski99464 жыл бұрын
Aph's Drama story about Max was confusing XD
@arathersmallcat42025 жыл бұрын
8:36 we he holds the glowstone the area around him glows like a dimmer version of torchlight
@bakedbeans425 жыл бұрын
Ross wasn't wrong. It was jungle bush which is made out of oak. It's the low growing trees that naturally spawn all over a jungle floor
@kelseyj67814 жыл бұрын
Dang the three skulls are detailed👌😚
@theliminalslime4 жыл бұрын
birds work for the BLUE team, which is RAVEN-CLAW: A BIRD. *THE BLUE TEAM WORKS FOR THE BOURGEOIS*
@colbyuwu46785 жыл бұрын
You know the first video I'm watching is Maxs video. Best KZbinr EVER (Besides Ross :p) Jerome's awesome too XD
@lillie30293 жыл бұрын
I miss this
@yesno34505 жыл бұрын
You got it dude-if you know this reference your cool
@probablynotrocky5 жыл бұрын
Omgggg i have MISSED laughing this hard at Max and Aph lol
@waderson13585 жыл бұрын
I respect yall so much more for that bama joke at the beginning.
@ajbread53095 жыл бұрын
I like the texture pack! Nice choice
@CrayRT5 жыл бұрын
Yay. Jess is back
@scarlet24715 жыл бұрын
It's literally the FLOOR
@Snowstorm...5 жыл бұрын
Jerome broke Max's bird, then Max's heart, then Max's map with the Ender Pearls
@allieblanchard88615 жыл бұрын
take a shot every time Max has EVER replayed the bird death..
@carolanncolbeck49555 жыл бұрын
I love it when there are 0 dislikes! That’s how it should be! (I got my merch and my parents had to beg me to get it washed first)
@literallylillyVODS4 жыл бұрын
"Why can't it be a happy 'meow meow meow meow meow'? It's gotta be 'HUEJAHRNSUSBEKHZNSJ'!"
@smol_potato72045 жыл бұрын
The blue bird is not working for the blue team but the bird is working for THE BOURGEOISIE 🐦