3-2 but V1 can speak

[@Weeping_Reaper7176]

Gianni Matragrano: "YOU DEFY THE LIGHT" ATM "I. USE. DARK. MODE" So fucking good

[@expandable_door_30]

discord be like:

[@JezusKriztus]

@@expandable_door_30you arent wrong

[@Ixarus6713]

Jokes on you, I use Light Mode unironically. WITH GREY EYES!!! MY PAIN TOLERANCE IS UNACHIEVABLE!!!!!

[@bluedragonstudios7085]

V1 bullying Gianni voiced now

[@TheRealGears]

i really wanted to hire gianni for this, but gabriel refusing to directly acknowledge v1's speech was just as funny in the end

[@bluedragonstudios7085]

@@TheRealGears Fr ☠️

[@Davidbruh6969]

@@TheRealGearsyou should try to do that for the next fight it actually be funny

[@DaLameRodent]

@@TheRealGearsjust imagine gianni screaming in his mic at a literal GoPro voiced by SAM

[@ultra1616]

@@DaLameRodentliterallt what he did about the community videos

[@vyrus5587]

i love v1 panicking when hes at 5 health and his dashes are nonexistant, sums up my fight with every boss in this game.

[@klortikterra4423]

skill issue

[@vyrus5587]

@@klortikterra4423 ok.

[@SumMfGoober]

Relatable af, mostly on the 2nd fight for me tho, I’m just spamming dash hoping blud won’t hit me.

[@Pexited]

Bro is litteraly me minus +30 retrys

[@Squaryyy]

@@vyrus5587 tbh we all have that moment of skill issue

[@JetSetDman]

i love how most of the ultrakill playerbase seems to be connected to one singular shared brain cell that makes us skip the gabe 1 ending cutscene right as he drops the fbomb

[@Wess64IDK]

connected by bluetooth

[@colon44]

@@Wess64IDK connected on 1G WiFi

[@Wess64IDK]

@@colon44 shared wifi password

[@sjdh526]

I USE DARK MODE

[@josephdavison4189]

It sounds like the half life grunt

[@АлексейХазов-х4ю]

I I USE I USE DARK I USE DARK MODE

[@Wubbix9209]

MWAHAHAHAHA! I RUINED THE TRIPLE 2

[@supremodrivertv4523]

If V1 could say this, it would make Gabriel's trauma even worse if you stop to think about the barbaric things V1 would say to Gabriel

[@lurantisgames]

Omg that fits so perfect THE TIMEING plus calling gabriel crawling back to daddy jesus had me in tears lel

[@TheRealGears]

"da dee jey zus"

[@ChromaticAbberant]

​@@TheRealGears "da duh jizz us"

[@trinityfusiondynamics]

@@TheRealGears This translates to "Death comes from zus"

[@TruxySSJ]

Love how Gabriel's Fbomb was skipped like if it was a scene in a kids movie lmao

[@decade4984]

Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F- *gets shot* V1: This is a family friendly channel!

[@smallxplosion9546]

Ultrakill is my favorite kids movie

[@TheRealGears]

​@@decade4984violence for all ages

[@albertskoften1452]

Ultrakill is just season 500 of Veggietales.

[@TheRealGears]

​@@albertskoften1452*Big reveal at the end of the game* Machine, we stand at the end of time itself. Let our final battle take place face to face. *Gabriel removes his mask, revealing his true identity as Larry The Cucumber.*

[@sen_pog]

“screw you” **shoots him with screwdriver**

[@noahkeenan2021]

V1: Om non numnumnum I eat your blood hahahaha

[@AjPrime-w4g]

V1:VRUUUUUUUU

[@noahkeenan2021]

@@AjPrime-w4g V1: POW!

[@ZaneOosth]

V1:POW

[@aura_lobotomy]

V1: Missed me! Missed again!

[@daamazingfireman5566]

“YOU DEFY THE LIGHT!” “I. Use. Dark. Mode.”

[@Ok-_-719]

"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF DOLLAR" LMFAO

[@Ноунеймбезгалочки-м7ч]

plot twist: V1 speaks at an ultrasound frequency that's why V2 responded to him but Gabriel just couldn't hear it

[@TheRealGears]

Oddly practical theory Might run with it ngl, it explains how they speak so clearly over the sound of gunfire Edit: also explains why Benjamin the earthmover can hear V1 despite their size difference

[@TheGamer-w9f]

"Screw you" Followed by using the screwdriver is so basic but still so cool

[@Pexited]

"YOU INSIGNIFICANT F-" *gets shot* "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" I broke at that moment.

[@Four-se1dj]

2:29 Gabriel : YOU INSIGNFICANT F- *Shoot at Gabriel* Last Famous Word before he die.

[@no...u]

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..."

[@JDRed117]

V1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@expandable_door_30]

*intense lol* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@Wubbix9209]

May your woes be many... And your days few... - fallen 👼

[@PlushieGaming.]

“What are you gonna do? Cry to god” That goes so hard

[@jermany8019]

1:00 blud tried to be vergil 💀💀💀

[@archerburch886]

It was definitely an obvious reference, and I love it!

[@ProbablyAlmond]

I respect v1 for at least admitting the fight was close instead of pretending he won by a landslide

[@may_be_mayqu]

1:55 is the pest part in the entire video. Fight me.

[@TheRealGears]

unironically was proud of that one-liner

[@hedgesyay9650]

It was fucking hilarious

[@memor22]

*Uses V2's arm* "This arm sucks..." GOLDEN COMEDY

[@elitemetropolice4551]

this one time. i- i SPIKED AN ARCHANGEL INTO A FIELD GOAL

[@havoc.7401]

V2 BEGGED ME NOT TO DO IT

[@TheRealGears]

He said "V1 you fucking bitch i'm gonna punch you with my fapping arm" WHATEVER.

[@ralsei4226]

@@TheRealGears Then i did another ONE! I WENT THROUGH THEM LIKE FUCKING CANDY

[@ralsei4226]

@@lordiseverywhere and then we kissed _group aww_

[@havoc.7401]

@@ralsei4226 AND I KILLER IT! WE'RE IN HELL, AFTER ALL!

[@kourimatsucxv]

When V1 keeps saying fuck at 5 HP, I felt that on a personal level

[@axolotlcomic]

It's like the sound that plays when you're low on health in other games

[@TheRealGears]

​@@axolotlcomicI unironically would love a low HP sound that's just the protag screaming "FUCK" frantically

[@glitchei]

behold the power of dollar got me rolling

[@tosbamıcreepermı]

gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F- *breaks down into atoms* V1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[@Trash_Medic]

* gets low on health * * complians about having low health * The feedbacker that he called trash: 🗿 Edit: Cuh why does this have so many likes, thanks either way. More publicity for my channel I guess...

[@TheRealGears]

actually he was complaining about the knuckleblaster :p also: I love the idea that V1 sucks at his own game regardless

[@Trash_Medic]

@@TheRealGears oh ok

[@Alpha_mindustry]

cknuckle blaster*

[@AgnerFromVsAgner]

*Knucklebuster

[@anasain6590]

​@@TheRealGearsthe knuckleblaster kinda boppin tho when u figure out its niches

[@thatoneguynobodynotices9723]

VRUUUU POW New vocal tic acquired

[@DaDanZ610]

Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT V1: *processed to shoot* F- (Famous last words)

[@seal123lol]

Gabriel: You INSIGNIFICANT F- V1:*shoot*

[@demonslayer5122]

My guess is that you couldn't afford Gianni? Gabriel not acknowledging V1's words is definitely funny though.

[@TheRealGears]

I couldn't make a script I was happy with. I've been delaying the video for MONTHS trying to write it. I made this proof of concept a long time ago, but never posted it because I thought I could do better. My personal life has been pretty awful right now. I just wanted to put SOMETHING out to keep people happy. Maybe I'll re-evaluate the script later, and do a remake. idk.

[@demonslayer5122]

@@TheRealGears Understandable. Hope you get better.

[@AAZ-yu5ss]

Lorewise it makes sense, Gabriel still consider’s V1 a mere object at this point and so disregards what it says.

[@edinaldonokyojin8974]

@@TheRealGears don't say nothing about your life on internet people generally won't care and may say shit

[@FilmBucket]

@@edinaldonokyojin8974you seem like a fun person

[@imakerobloxstudiovids]

I am finally happy that I met someone who also calls v1 "🅱1"

[@genuine8776]

0:45 (i'm late but) i appericate the fact that the captions are say what v1 is currently and is about to say, and THEN it's cut off as opposed to showing that it will be cut off

[@KONODIODAZAWARUDO]

I actually thought you were me for a second.

[@tryhardhybridknight6220]

extra thicc crosshair hud is based

[@rockkaleb3235]

What's wrong, altar boy? Gonna cry? Gonna run back to daddy jesus? The au- D A C I T Y. man waa built for the streets

[@mr.bravehart8183]

Masterpiece.

[@eskapellaa]

"Turn back, Now" "No™"

[@TheRealGears]

"no" is basically V1's catchphrase at this point and I'm here for it

[@Y0LocaLT3cHBo1]

That VRUUUUU POW Made Me Lose My Shiiittt 😅😅😅

[@Ixarus6713]

*"Machine. Turn back. NOW."* V1: *_"NO™️"_* Gigachad.

[@KhalifaAhmed-c8n]

“Behold, the power of DOLLAR” 0:54 😭😭😭

[@qu3st1nz]

DOLLAR

[@Resueman_]

The subtitles 😭😭😭

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

This so the video that’s making me get ultrakill on my wishlist.

[@frameoverdose]

the subtitles are legendary

[@BFsher]

Behold! The power of dollar

[@rendmusic9428]

0:34 thanks!

[@pixelgiest6662]

The Fuggin WEEEEEEE has me dying

[@THE_persoon]

ah yes average V1 moment “REND? sounds… ssstylish!”

[@kotozaki-p]

1:17 made me wheeze

[@josephsheepmysterjsmy1393]

Everyone agrees on how v1 speaks but no one can agree on how v2 speaks lol

[@BEEzy408]

"machine" "yeah whats up?" "turn back now..." "NO"

[@ollietheminion]

“I USE DARK MODE.” best quote

[@Quensupremacy]

Gabbie: "Your crime is EXISTENCE" Blue Nikon: "Your crime is being boring" Top 10 ultrakillin' moments

[@Iwiseusz]

Behol da power of angle

[@TheTapeMan]

I love the subtitles, "the funny"

[@Zer0cip]

I was pretty much saying the same shit while fighting them, like almost word to word whilst also complaining about them monologuing so damn much.

[@ronicut6101]

''screw you'' that was a nice joke

[@jambles3752]

2:28 literally killed me🤣

[@Mooonwithanextrao]

It killed Gabriel too

[@jambles3752]

@@Mooonwithanextrao LOL

[@nodFBI-nodcolorfolbirb]

"foolishness machine, foolishness" v1:bro thinks he vergil

[@DriftWare]

Chad v1 vs virgin Gabriel

[@Electro2007]

Have you ever tried shotgun swapping? Makes projectile boosting way easier unless you're doing it so theres more time for dialogue which i understand

[@TheRealGears]

I tend to forget to shotgun swap in the heat of boss battles lmao. I use it on cerbs and maurices pretty often tho

[@87melsie]

2:28 *”n o c u r s i n g”*

[@ModernAegis]

I can’t wait for 6-2

[@blakeislitty]

2:31 V1: shut up kids are watching.

[@amkc8479]

*[+GOOD VIDEO POSTED]*

[@Makaibros]

YOU CAN SLIDE ON THE ACID WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE??? i didn't know that!!

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

DON'T CARE + RAILGUN + NAILGUN

[@LunaticApollo]

“screw you” dumbledore said calmly.

[@Cheemsborgor998]

"NO™" V1 ULTRAKILL

[@sethfeldmann3204]

This video taught me that you can skip on the acid, and I'm angry. I struggled hard to get the P rank because of the time it took to get there

[@theguyatgamestop]

1:52 return to spawn

[@Rexalotl4]

I love these videos so much they're the funniest shit ever

[@Ayumiwuz]

I use dark mode broke me

[@infernuzGD]

I. USE. DARK. MODE. -V1 2023

[@Br1ck4life]

The weeeee never gets old

[@thanachotuarunno.1696]

Gabriel: "THERE CAN BE ONLY-" V1: Nuh uh

[@Xx__xX-bn7ch]

Bro was talking shit on 14 hp

[@TheRealGears]

bro talks shit on 1 hp

[@zekeggy]

1:46 shi got me cackling

[@IAmTb35]

blud really rage quits after being teased by a machine

[@trinityfusiondynamics]

"gonna cry? gonna crawl back to daddy Jesus?" gold.

[@williamheng4801]

You mean to tell me, that i have 100 hours on ultrakill, and it never crossed my mind that you can slide, ON STOMACH ACID?!?!?

[@SworbMan]

1:39 “THERE CAN ONLY BE-“ “Dont care.” “Railgun”

[@Remarkdotzip2427]

Is no one gonna talk about how v1 said "this arm sucks ass"

[@mr.tweaty]

0:12 Wait, you can do that? I've P-ranked everything but P-2 on violent, but clearly still don't know sh*t about this game Edit: (that and probably P-3 when it comes out)

[@TheRealGears]

Yeah, you can do that. And from what I tell, it works on nearly any liquid. Just hit it from the right angle while sliding, and you can skip across like a stone. Doesn't work so well on some types of lava, though. Notably the lava in 0-4.

[@mr.tweaty]

@@TheRealGears I P-ranked p-2 on violent...

[@HorizonPearl]

Can't wait for their rematch with V1's voice.

[@J-Volt-g1o]

'I admire your confidence, this will be a go-- HOLY SHIT!!1"

[@TheRealGears]

@@J-Volt-g1o bluid beholded the power of an angle 😱😱😱 💀

[@SirSkelebone]

we so need a 6-2!!! also, cute proot sona! :3

[@SuperAndroid-17]

1:00 "Foolishness, Dante, foolishness."

[@MuleMan5800]

2:09 i think he was gonna say "The light is perfection." But V1 didnt give a shit

[@ACommonBee.]

Behold! The power of CAPITALISM!

[@_K3PLR]

YOU CAN JUST SLIDE ON THE STOMACH ACID WATER?

[@OTNAJ11]

This reminds me about how I was having imaginary conversations with Gabriel the first time I fought him and repeatedly calling him a femboy and accusing him of having daddy issues

[@Khione3]

Behold! The power of *DOLLAR* !

[@BOT_CORP]

2:03 The average Helluva Boss episode (yes, the fact it’s in Hell is not lost on me):

[@TheRealGears]

THIS GOT ME GOOD. ❤

[@isMatthew.]

"this arm sucks ass" was so true 😭

[@UpdateAPerson]

“You insignificant fu- *Gets shot by V1*

[@Toprak135]

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "...What are you doing?"

[@gangstablook5846]

Didn't know you could avoid acid damage by sliding

[@NathanPriviated]

Funny how gabriel looks hard for V1 but is easy to best

[@kimnganhuynh-o6b]

Behold the power or dollar 0:56

[@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal]

I literally spent 2 whole hours trying to pass this level on perfect. The best I got was A

[@caiohenriquesantiago3939]

I await P-1 and P-2

[@junklabs-studios1318]

The Captions bro 😂